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>>>67316095
Ding dong the witch is dead edition?
I bet $50 that man city wins
comfy gook streams on a dreary morning sub-edition
>>67337713
Thanks, friend. Wasn't showing up for me in the catalogue for some reason.
>>67337723
Same here
My prediction is 1-1 victory
>>67337741
Pruned.
Will the Mets lose again?
WIll the cubs win again?
who /UACbecauseofGoldenState/ here?
smed on albirex +0.25, kashima looking dire in the 2nd
>>67338098
Cheers
>>67338098
1111111
shaking, jay league has been WORLD today
>>67338169
Lame ass japs, fuckig beta cucks cant into momentum
>>67338292
yeah, it shifted completely, nigata look sleepy on defense and stopped doing the brilliant link-up play from earlier in favor of 1on1 dribbling. bit sad, praying for the half-win
prestaked some jap games before going to bed, not the best idea. omiya @2.4 came in though, so that's cool i guess. still have a stake on kashiwa in 1 hour.
>>67338292
Hahaha nvm my roll went up and I was thinking how the fuck?? And turns out my shrewd ass bet my money on 2nd goal for niigata @ 2.8.
No tears, only laughter
Brisbane goals?
>>67338481
111111
>>67338481
any info besides mutuals and the fact that it's a lower league aussie game?
>>67338529
I've won money consistently on Brisbane scoring lots in first halves. I saw 0.0 1st half for Brisbane and couldn't pass up on it. I didn't post the bet because it was just a hunch and not based on info
22222
Brisbane pride
world wide
On for a third?
Why the fuck is there no free bet on B365 this week ?
They sure love the 3:1 scoreline.
>>67338670
I don't see why they won't score at least one more
0.0 Brisbane still is value if you can get 1.8 or above
>>67338683
Yeah, already did it. Haven't placed a bet in about 2 months, but found I had 53p in my account. Road to £1k since I've got a week off work.
>>67338673
talking big sense pal
>>67338697
If you put 50/100 in your account, follow the rules and have good discipline you can easily make 1k in the week. I made 1.5k in 5 days from 150 when I was off work
>>67338709
I haven't got the money to lose, should the worst case scenario happen. I used to put a tenner in every few days and 50% of the time could cash out for £60+ plus. I was never brave, I just enjoyed it. The occasional time I did bet more than £100 and I lost it was gut wrenching.
>>67338709
Any preferred markets.
Ive been having a lot of success with waiting until 10minutes into First Half and then aiming at >0.5 goals in a half.
Usually gets 1.5 or 1.6 odds
ON LARGE
>>67338728
That's fair enough mate.
>>67338730
The only way to see profit long term is betting on mispriced lines. If the bookies have enough info on the match and price it right then you cannot profit over a long time.
TT guy should tip Serbia u17 w sw at 1.6 will be shorter once asia release prices. It's a 7/10 bet.
IBT worth the £80
>>67338780
info? Just Soccerway?
>>67338709
i take it "follow the rules" didn't include bankroll management then pmsl
>>67338781
If you have 4 figgy roll minimum and time to be watching for his updates then yes.
He posts inplay or at kick off so need to be fast
>>67338795
Belarus only through as hosts, Serbia are actually very good and have one of the best players in the tournament.
>>67338781
worth it for the summer if you can afford getting your account limited
>>67338800
Yes it did, I was placing about 60 bets a day so I had lots of money reinvested. Started with 15% for large but managed to go down to 10% for large after 2 days
>>67338804
what is this under on 365
Reminder that IBT is Big_Al
>>67338817
365 don't trade u17 football
>>67338822
who?
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
On Shandong Luneng +0.5 for just over a medium at 1.81
Prices have gone too far from the news Shandong wouldn't bring their foreigners. Chinese players are of decent ability.
Tunez and Kaio the worry but Buri still have their 17 and 19 year old up top. They are missing their captain Nutnum as well as several other key players. I was looking to take them on and team is weak enough for me to do that.
>>67338842
after yesterdays show of form
kek
>>67338884
>form
>>67338842
Mackers moves lines
>serbia still not tipped
zzz
>>67338923
you talking eurovision there pal?
>James Mckeown Just now · Cheltenham My bloods in a kettle for not being on from 1-0 but on Sweden U16 from 2-1 up @1.87... Should be on from 0-0/1-0 down/1-1 but was having problems with the stream. Then dangered on SW from 1-1. Far far far far superior. I watched Finland U16 vs Ice U16 were poor. Ice better if anything. Russia 3-0 Ice today. Sweden 1-1 Russia (No in-play stats but Russia 0 was backed in a little IP). Watching game, Swede 2 black guys in midfield, one in N'golo Kante role with legs to go all day long, another one with orange boots right midfield who has his man beat everytime. Strikers movement very good defence looks solid (Missed Finland goal).
>bloods in a kettle
>>67338938
Nah u17 slags
Kashiwa 11111111
literally just placed a small one on apia tigers dnb and eagles get a penalty.. what a joke.
>>67338977
which bookmakers have markets on these?
I can't find them on 888 or 365
>>67338842
anybody lumped on this?
>>67339033
mara
>>67339033
mara, fonbet, betathome
>>67339047
>>67339052
thanks boys
City are 6.5 to win.... That's pretty long given the teams' relative quality right?
It's probably because there's a strong chance city will shit themselves when they are on the verge of the final
>>67339173
>given the teams' relative quality
P M S L
SUMS on Serbia
>>67339173
City were lucky Madrid didn't attack all game in the away fixture because they could of ran up the numbers and no Silva and probably no Toure
need a heidelberg slags 4th like A I R
>>67339286
> no toure
Toure wouldn't start even if fit m8. Have you even watched a game of football recently?
>>67339046
Went small. Good thing
>>67339433
Can't wait to quote this post when he's in the starting 11
Looks like people have been putting SUMS on Buriram, can't be just pixel punters is it?
>>67338947
hup
>>67339473
large sums or lots of bets?
>>67339486
Just seen the Mackers post about team news and presume that's the reason behind the big price drop and not it being fixed
>>67338681
Ends 3:1
Up unreal @11
>>67339526
absolute judge
>>67339569
Just mug luck, can't be too happy because no one itt got on.
Serbia -1 now the same price as sw
>>67339592
Where is this? Guessing it's not in play yet but couldn't find it under internationals on the skedge
>>67339635
read the thread you melt
shandong pls hold on
>That jeongook 1on1 miss.
Reminder to vote tomorrow fellow bongs
>>67339708
They'll hold because Mackers got out and advised everyone else to
Reminder u17 women will play in 90 min or so.
>>67339780
On what?
>>67339839
On mackers for president with euan as his VP
>>67339839
London election
>>67339862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWPVvGH_dlo
>>67339839
Coral head trader elections
It's practically 50/50 between Jen West and the incumbent Nick Goffberg, so every vote matters
>>67339886
>Implying I don't live in a safe seat
>>67339854
>PGA fan-boys actually believe this
baka tbqh
>>67339839
Local elections friendo
Deportivo Reserves just conceded.
HT and FT handis NOW
>>67339940
Sorry they already scored while I was writing this.
I will void.
Still think they have 2 more in them but they might concede again.
>>67339940
2fast5me
Can already see South China R lose with 5 mins left.
>>67339940
got on, cheers friend
BURIRAM
U
R
I
R
A
M
scored in the last 5 seconds
mackers in tears
>>67340008
pmsl disallowed? what a shame, yet another void
>>67340008
it was disallowed bruh
based james
>>67340015
Good, i was on dnb
who else /lifelongmackers/ here?
Fk qabala @1.7, classic rball punt
James Mckeown
1 min · Cheltenham
Hearts U20 playing an outfielder in goal at 2pm
>>67340057
on large
>>67340057
TT this
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev7NMv7j6tI
>>67340057
SMASHING
Paddy Power sleeping for anyone with an account with them
>>67340057
hearts only 3 players on the bench
>>67340057
365 have -1 @1.8, any good?
>>67340057
just put half my bankroll on -0.75 @ 1.75
bets like these are once in a week, can't afford to miss them
The guy starting in goal is tall and played in goal when he was a kid apparently, talking to a Hearts fan right now
>>67340142
>talking to a Hearts fan
The most delusional fanbase in Scotland.
>>67340142
shit
>>67340152
moreso than the snp?
:^)
>>67340090
TT guy obviously /outshagging/
I just put on Southern District Reserves (v Kitchee Reserves) @ 34 and it's now @12 what the fuck are 365 playing at? By the time I had a chance to put it in my acca it was @13.
>>67340142
I can see confirmation he's 6"4 but nothing about him playing in goal when he was a kid. Although for him to step up to play in goal he must be good, every team has outfielders who are decent in goal and goalies who are decent outfield desu
Fk Auda v Fk Smil
4 -1 82th min
FK smil SW @6
who does these odds?
>>67340187
That's next goal you utter cretin
>>67340163
:*)
>>67340178
must be nibs
>>67340213
???
>>67340221
>for him to step up to play in goal he must be good
>step up
They've literally just stuck the tallest outfield player in goal
>>67340178
>height = goalkeeping ability
/bet/ users really are this basic
lol i just put most my student loan on dundee gonna be a good or bad summer
>>67340277
congrats
you're UAC
Hearts team is decent
>>67340277
You're in for a good summer pal
>>67340291
DELETE THIS
>>67340291
You wanna sleep with the fishies?
No stakes on the Hearts game but I can't wait to watch it and monitor this thread.
>>67340337
I feel like a TEARS collage of the thread will be in order after the match
TT guy tip Dundee
Hearts play well on astro though and I thought they were playing on it today?
Dundee are a grass based team.
>>67340337
I had to turn off laptop to stop backing dundee.
SELF CONTROL
>>67340356
you can't steal mackers tips and put them on tt.
you'll fuck everything up you mong
Dundee isn't worth a tip.
Hearts are fundamentally the better team and despite not having an actual goalkeeper will still perform well on astroturf.
>>67340352
Can't see Dundee lose this but I just hope it's going to be really sweaty.
>>67340369
This,
>>67340357
>tfw you realise the game is being played literally half an hour away from me
Should I go watch lids?
4-0 HT
8-1 FT
Dundee already have 1 dangerous attack
Absolute TEARS if you weren't on
>>67340377
Obviously
>>67340369
not TT guy, managed to miss the fact that it was a Mackers though
>>67340377
yes and feed us info
any1 got a stream?
84% possession lads
>Dundee 80% possession
kek, shoulda put more on.
might reback
>>67340400
This guy will do in half an hour >>67340377
Just checked scores on futbol24, because I got a goal notification (Indija), went back to bet365 and it still showed 0:0 and betting wasn't suspended. Couldn't get a bet off, because I was slow ; ;
AHHAHAAHAHAHAH
TEARS
DAC
P M S L
HEARTS GOAL
TEARS
WAT
>always do the opposite of what /bet/ says
Whew, glad I learned that years ago.
REBACK -0.5 HT
OVER EVENS
FREE MONEY
SERBIA 1111111111111111111111111111111111
Anyone screen-capping the dundee posts for future generations?
>>67340430
>>67340430
>>67340430
1111111111111111111111111111111111
>>67340384
>>67340393
>>67340404
Think I'm just going for a long walk instead boys
>>67340430
fuck wasnt on. Too scared
DUNDEEEEEEEEEE THE SWEAT IS ON
Evens for -0.5 REBACK
Overs an absolute GIFT
D U N D E E
1 1 1 1 1 1
The absolute scenes on PGA
Has to end at least 7-1 if not 8/9-1
gonna reback after every goal until my bankroll is empty
>>67340501
>implying Hearts don't score again
deportivo 333333
>first shot on target
>dundee score
Shit goalkeeper, prepare for an absolute bonkers goalfest jabroni's
>>67340501
Dont know about this senpai. They had a crazy game just last nigh dont see it happening again.
going large once FH overs line hits o3
anyone else on the hk rangers reserves?
just hit 0-6 at 40min, was too excited free rolling to post sorry
>>67340528
It was Dundee United U20
>>67340541
Wanted to get on, but they just scored too quickly, at this point I don't like the line anymore, maybe later in 2nd half.
WTF IS THIS SHIT
SURREAL
TEARS
NO FUCKING WAY
BT wants a smed on Zelenograd, a tiny on Preilu 0ah from 0-1 and a tiny on Babite SW
down insane, seriously cba anymore
gonna be down insane zzzzzzzzzzz
/bet/ on SUICIDE WATCH
giggling like a little girl
>>67340530
FREE ROLLING
I thought Hearts was the one with the outfielder on goal, not dundee....
Hearts one yellow closer to a red.
r-right g-guys?
>Shot on target
>Not a goal
>dundee shot on goal
>no goal
is le keeper improving?
Cashing out and rebacking hearts.
this ends 1-7
Why isn't everyone just one over first half goals
>>67340277
Start filling out those Tesco applications lid
>>67340636
I'm also on o3.5 goals so I aint complaining yet.
>2 SOG
>1 goal
The keeper saved something, R.I.P. /bet/
>>67340636
Because I was already over committed
2222222222222222222
overs simply surreal, cannot stop rebacking
22222222222222222222
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
ABSOLUTE SHIT GOALKEEPING
DUNDEE
pmsl overs were THE BET.
COMEBACK IS ON BITCHES
>>67340636
Rebacking. Absolutely risk free.
this gaem
WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP
WANT OUT
CANT GET OUT
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DUNDEE FFS DONT BOTTLE IT NOW JUST PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET
3/4 bank on o4/5
1/4 on hearts next goal
SERBIA 2222222222222222
>>67340705
this is a dundee thread pls
Euros can't come soon enough
Serbia bet of the day
>>67340705
pmsl to all the chumps forgetting about based u17 women shitfest absolute free money. Got on serbia HT/FT @ 1.9 LARGE
Mackers is saying cash out dundee at HT
need a dundee goal like AIR right now. I fell for the HT/FT meme.
>>67340743
No he isn't
>>67340762
That wasn't the bet. You only have yourself to blame.
Overs and Hearts when prices went too far the only good bets for this game
>>67340702
I hope this is nibs
>no 5th goal
It's time.
Mara palped my Serbia bet
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>It's a /bet/ goes for a long walk episode.
SUSPENDED
that suspension holy shit
Wifes kids going to be exclusively eating cheese on toast till the end of the month if this doesn't land
Going to be sleeping on the sofa for a veeeeeerrry long time
>>67340830
I had to throw out all of my food today because my fridge freezer broke. I'm already so far in debt. I literally cannot afford for this to lose.
My breathing is getting tighter.
>outfielder on goal
>not shooting from 30 yards out from every attempt you get
It's like you want to lose to HEARTS mayne
shit, waited too long for a better line in the hk rangers game ; ;
>>67340870
Who needs a goalkeeper when Dundee Utd are THIS shit?
>>67340830
Here's some tips:
>Toast the bread for 45-60 seconds first, don't fully toast it, just dry it out a bit.
>Grate the cheese rather than slice so it melts faster and you get less greasy oil soaking through.
>Grind fresh pepper onto it
>If you are feeling fancy put a bit of lee and perrins sauce on as well.
Enjoy friend.
>>67340860
Why didn't you just eat it?
>>67340830
> eating dairy
Good goy
>>67340884
I've been trying. I cooked most of it. I have about 40 chicken thighs, 10 portions of salmon and cod on the side. My kitchen smells so bad of fish, sour milk and i don't even know what else.
>>67340892
> not eating dairy
pmsl, manlet
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/08/scientists-try-to-answer-why-dutch-people-are-so-tall
Someone post comments from PGA pls
Cashing out for like 400 loss. Gonna take the hit.
Mackers confirmed FRUAD. His bets have been tez for a long time. Anyone who doesn't believe this is a PGA fanboy or worse shill.
>>67340905
They're all uac on overs and some are on Hearts. Nobody tipped Dundee pmsl
Hearts are incredibly tired, ends 6-2
NEED a Dundee win. Heads completely gone.
>>67340898
Cook it up and give it to the homeless.
>>67340923
This, tears at you mugs
>>67340923
False.
I'm a respected member of pga. The bet stands.
>>67340923
Chris Turnbull Well I've had a large on in total on Dundee
Rott Scrennie trying to find dundee team before topping up
Jnr Davies Had a small
On -0.75 1.77
Paul Maughan Not on overs, was waiting for price to rise.
Matt Goodacre missed overs
Steve Higgins Hahahaha not on because when I looked was offering over2.75 at something pathetic
James Mckeown Dangered Hearts +1 asian oh dear
James Mckeown why didnt i just bet overs gg
>>67340882
THIS
Thought I was the only one who pre-toasted
>>67340943
>tfw Goody is your landlord
Need a 4-2 win so I can buy my gf something nice.
>>67340966
Surely nibs. Friends/Family get in the way of gambling, we all learnt that from lonely gambler last night.
pmsl at Lux statpadding worse than Euan
>>67340960
Who here /Pre-Toast/
My old flat mate used to just put a lump of cheese on a piece of bread and then put it in the microwave, seriously.
>>67340979
>lonely gambler last night
Not been on /bet/ for a couple of days, took a little break.
Who was this man you refer to?
>>67340991
Someone must have a screencap. Some dude who just gambles everyday for a living. Sounded like he was making good money but he was lonely as fuck, talking about he sad ass holidays to france by himself.
