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Remembering Muhadow edition
Old thread: >>67293036
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Official thread song
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Just topped up my lay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA422AM4BUQ
44444 for the jewish babes.
I'm rolling in gold tonight.
>>67316135
>babes
They are the uglier team mate, ugly slags make better players
Literally cannot stop losing bets
>>67316135
Pmsl also over 7.5 is free money right bow
>>67316142
Not talking about outward beauty fella, talking about the beauty within. Within my wallet after these hoes scored 4 goals FH.
Back from a little break. Are bet mafia still up to their shenanigans? Is Euan still an attention seeking ponce?
>>67316147
Same 1 win in my last 7 zzzz
>>67316102
Aye, I just put the game on while catching up on my /bet/ friends.
>2016
>listening to retards
Smdhtbqhfamalam.
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>>>67314906
>I'd advise against putting money on Brattvåg, Ålesund are fielding their best players including the muzzie who scored a hattrick twice. Brattvåg is missing their striker, who's a loaner from Ålesund btw.
>>67316138
Yeah, I think I'll go that way as well.
>>67316135
Thank you, friend! I put some shekels on them as well!
>>67316142
Sad but true. The hot ones who can play are usually lesbians who do not believe in the dick cure.
>>67316166
Maybe so but I'm getting off the wild ride and just backing over 7.5, hapoel slags looking likely
>>67316190
A U T I S M
Who /reminiscing/ here?
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Typical /bet/ user EDITION
>>67316216
*LIKE*
>>67316211
Are they Icelandic girls? Why do you have the Language as Spanish
>>67316233
ME GUSTA
>>67316216
>Like4Like
Don't even want to think about how much a danger this man is
>>67316211
Is Me Gusta Big_Al?
When will it be my time for icelandic slags
Another one. Another one.
>>67316207
Is that what they teach you in school nowadays, Mohammad? Very rude.
>>67316211
Mmm muh dick.
still down sums unless flora score 1 more
Anyone in UK on skybet
Free poker tournament
Prizes up to 300th places
only 2500 places, 2450 already taken.
Winner gets 500 quid, 300th place gets 5er.
Every hand is all-in so complete luck even if you suck at poker.
go to skybet website press the thing on first page that says 5000 pound poker, register quickly
>>67316190
Yeah I've got sums on 1.25 Aalesund
>>67316353
Forgot to mention tournament password is:
CLSEMI2016
>>67316353
in, cheers
>>67316353
UK only?
>>67316356
Looking dire so far. First goal could go either way.
>>67316384
not sure but think so, only 10 places left.
>>67316356
>>67316384
Ålesund just subbed a 12 year old, by the looks of him. Can't be more than 5 feet.
>>67316353
>Every hand is all-in
When did Sky get a lottery licence?
>>67316406
>Complaining about a free for fun poker match with 5k prize fund that's hosted during half time of the champions league.
>>67316406
This kind of high variance stuff is becoming increasingly popular thanks to things like stars' spin n go
>>67316261
Lid, why are pakis so stylish? Where do you buy your clothes?
>>67316434
JD bruv
>>67316353
Says I have to earn 50 points to qualify
>>67316434
>paki's
>anything positive
Come on
>>67316457
They're good with kids?
>>67316467
The child population of Rotherham disagrees with you here.
Would do proper bad things for a Lublin goal
>>67316485
>that's the joke
>>67316424
>>Complaining
>>67316489
dw mate we've got 50mins to get 2 goals.
unless you didn't listen to the tip and went FH handi kek
>>67316489
i already did and it's still not happening
>>67316489
Regretting this one desu
Hello where are Talinn goal?
>>67316519
gonna be a another flora
>>67316519
>doubting BT
>All my bets arent winning within 15 min
SLUGSSS MUGGY BETS PIXEL PUNTS FRAUDSSSS ETC
>>67316550
based dutchman of pole goalbringing
>>67316353
UPDATE:
Now closed good luck to everyone who got a place.
You need to win about 2 hands to be in the prize money.
Gimme a shout if you win anything.
>>67316565
Im half dutch, half polish tbfh so it's a solid meme combo
BT surreal
never doubt the man in the yellow shirt
UP SURREAL SUMS, ORDERING DOMINO's AS WE SPEAK
>>67316586
HU flip if we both win?
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You lads seems a bit inexperienced to bet on football when it's in the last two months
Qarshi colapsing, put the house on Ain
Why couldn't they wait till half time
lublin SO generous
slags 55555555
Based lublin 2 goals plus penalty just before HT making sure all our muggy bets are coming home. Surreal desu
BAYERN O2.5
LARGE
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>>67316434
Depends if I'm UAC desu lad, like a lot of Our Legacy stuff and Acne
BT
SURREAL
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so large on dedi shaking
>>67316711
pmsl
>>67316711
http://www.farfetch.com/uk/shopping/men/Our-Legacy-raglan-sleeve-T-shirt-item-11371769.aspx?gclid=CMCdyI-8vswCFcluGwodgaIIWA&storeid=9298&ef_id=VyjlHAAABfBFSClA:20160503175124:s
why is this red t shirt worth £75?
66666
>penalty no card
SEETHING
Surely Al-Ain gets another
Jesus christ, up surreal surreal absolutely idiot sums atm, cant stop losing.
>>67316766
It's worth as much as people are willing to pay
So MUCH MONEY
What are the re-backs?
Been so busy placing + updating my excel I haven't had chance.
8th goal Kiryat @ 1.8
FREE CASH MONEY
>>67316756
Effay af
>>67316756
Looks like xir picked out an outfit from her grandpas warderobe (implying niggers have grandpaps).
>>67316766
Is this real life. That'll buy you like 6 mint CK plain stretchy tees.
>>67316770
>>67316812
Just ebayed my wife's son's PS4 that my wife's boyfriend bought him, putting everything on these kike slags.
>tfw stopped rebacking myself and seeing others make more money off me
Bit jealous atm gonna wank over sum Jewish slags for the o7.5 tho
>>67316865
sorry mate, if it makes you feel better i'll be thinking of you while I'm munching down on my 50/50 meator/tandoori hot (no mushrooms extra tandoori chicken) with cookies on the side.
Hassan so SO stylish
>>67316756
>http://www.ourlegacy.se/shop
Is deliberately dressing like an autist in fashion?
8th goal kiryat @ 2
do the bookies want to lose money?
>>67316885
Forgot your name there
>>67316638
lmao your dad is so beta he had to get with some polki
Ain scoring anytime now.
Need more goals on dundee hamilton.
>>67316852
>Just ebayed my wife's son's PS4 that my wife's boyfriend bought him, putting everything on these kike slags.
>Norwegian humour
>>67316925
True, he's 6'5 and got with some 5'5 wife. She's deceased though. And he's a serious alcoholic. Still mad that I'm only 6'1. He JUSTED my genes tbfh
>>67316925
You've obviously never been to polska.
The girls are hot as sin, they know their place, look after themselves, work hard to be a good girlfriend/wife.
Also they hate blacks so you won't get cucked. Obviously that's not ideal for you though hey buddy.
>wasn't here for any of the recent winning tips
literally just sitting here being jealous of other peoples mountains of jew gold while i wait for my dnb bet to void.
>>67316973
Best post in a long time
>>67316973
i'm ethnically polish you mong
PMSL
>>67316910
pmsl
>>67316973
Can confirm, all of that is true, last LTR was a polish chick. Unfortunately I was a bit careless and got caught with my side bitch and my gf dumped me. Shit, I was living the life. ; ;
>>67316973
also
>they hate blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMMeECvSUs
>>67316910
You little shit, you just had to jinx it.
so 9th kirayt is the bet?
>>67317069
Game is over, no +ev
Hassan looks a bit ugly in his fb photos desu
>>67317077
>15 mins left. exciting past 10mins
>game is over
wow you guys know nothing about division one Israeli womens football do you?
O8.5, on.
Going on bet diet if Kiryat doesnt score next goal.
>>67317135
Why did you re-back greater than original winnings?
That's not how it works.
If I put 500 on -1 then they score, I'll reback -0.5 will 100, then re-back 50.
Etc etc.
The bets that have already come in cover potential loses from new bets + you're still up for the game.
Or just don't be a greedy gambler and just put the first bet on and enjoy your free money.
>>67317135
kek
P M S L
>6-3
Goddamn kike slags.
Korsvoll absolutely embarrassing. Lucky I can even get a refund if they don't concede again.
>>67317135
Kekkerino
>>67317135
pmsl you greasy lttl 6th former
Slags just ended at 84???!??!?!
>FT
you wot
>FT on 84
wot
It was only a bit less then 10eu. Was hoping for some meme magic.
>84:21
>Full time
Fucking jews, fucking women.
LIVE CHAT FOR A VOID ON SLAGS GAME
Al ain coming through with the 90th minute goal
ameribets due as always, cheers lid
>>67316905
>>67316852
>/sp/ trying to talk about aesthetics
pmsl, stick to what you're good at lads
>>67317231
If you looked at the Summary it looks like the stream was running 5 minutes behind.
I am taking Bayern -37 ball possession in this one with $10Bet . Bayern are kings of possesion while A.madrid hates possess it. Small
>>67317224
Can we stop using such misogynistic language?
Thanks
>>67317301
L O T T O
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>>67317302
Oi it's libertating. Women are re-taking the word for their own purpose to mock the male population.
Don't you dare tell us women what to do, cis scum.
>>67316747
Surely the biggest fraud of them all?
Brattvag goal when?
can somone explain how a game can end in 84th minute?
>>67317361
scenes
>>67317361
Surley this one will win.
>>67317374
the time on the game was wrong, the summary had the correct time.
the markets were still open so I presume 365 didn't know either.
therefore you are entitled to refunds on your bets placed near the end that didn't lose/win.
atletico red card easily
>>67317359
norway memed you
Medium on bayern to qualify, EUFA wants buyern vs halal
>>67317499
>EUFA
Why are so many of /bet/s mug punts landing the last week or so, its unreal
>>67317546
>BT's tips
>mug punts
pick one
>>67317546
>mug punts
leave scum
>>67317546
Because we're all shrewd jew billionaires secretly
Remember when everyone was on Bayern -4.5 corner handicaps vs Real Madrid in the semi after being 1-0 down in the first leg and it sailed in?
Well they're on a -4 tonight. At home. In the semi. Against the other Madrid.
Let's get on this and Make /Bet/ Great Again
PIAST COMEBACK
>>67317585
This.
Atletico's staunch defence vs Ribery will get 10 corners in the first half
>>67317281
what brands do you wear lid?
>>67317585
on smed
>>67317558
Wasn't even talking about BTs tips desu
>>67317575
Rude
>>67317577
I wish
Brattavag when you gonna score.....
limerick just wins. galway are fucked without faherty (devaney also not playing). hope to get sw @ evens
>>67317651
Very little offense from Ålesund in second half. Brattvåg are woefully incompetent in the box though. Put a smed on +0.5 Bratt a while ago.
>>67317651
Scrappy last minute underdog goal when?
>>67317626
lots of Junya Watanabe and Stephen Schneider, some vintage Issey Miyake when I can get my hands on it, Guidi/Rick Owens on my feet, and Uniqlo for basics
Raiders slags still 1.7 -1 surely blood
>>67317700
>>67317692
>tfw I got on +1.5 before game based on the tip
>tfw bet365 wouldn't let me cash out
who comfy here
limerick 11111
>>67317739
>tfw cashed out when everyone started saying it was a shit bet
Oh well.
>>67317679
>goal as about to post as a small to TT
good tip though
Wtf is happening in dundee.
>>67317844
999999999999
>>67317739
Happy for you, friend. Personally, I blew my load on these fucking kike slags. Greed does not work.
>>67317844
a painful form of torture for poor souls like me who didn't re-back
>>67317806
Bit worried about your judgement on what to tip on TT, no idea why you would consider that as tipworthy
>>67317902
rball as well as that tiny amount of info justified a small, trust me im a judge
Need a corner like AIR
>>67317986
need 5 tbqh
>>67317986
SURREAL
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>>67317986
THANK YOU BASED FELIPE LUIS FOR THAT JUST-TIER MOVE TO GET THE CORNER AMIRITE?
Need an Ayr goal like Air
>>67318089
kek
>>67317998
2222222222222222
Drowning in corners
>>67318089
>hasn't even started
bet you giggled like a madman while typing that
RAIDDERS 33333
and CORNERS GALORE
RT9 CORNERS BAYERN @ 2 senpai
>Scoring right after ET starts
Fuck off Brattvag
>>67318124
>>67318100
Thanks lads, I saw Ayr and I just had to you know?
Been smiling like a mug since posting to be perfectly honest with you all.
Brattvag goal in ET. Punted on them to win it after ET for a laugh. SWEATING.
Brattvag fucking scum, they knew we had bets on.
>>67317585
Surreal
>>67317402
John L Following a review from our Trading Team, we can confirm the full 90 minutes of this match were played with a final score of 6-3. Settlement will be based on this result.John L We briefly displayed the match ending in the 84th minute, however this was a display issue.
Tears.
>>67318275
Yeah that John L said the same thing to me the shit head. He kept asking me to ring up as well, like I want to speak to his greasy skin.
>>67317731
Blood everywhere. 44
>>67318226
Yeah, they just scored in OT. Faggots.
I fucking told you Ålesund was shit though.
>>67318266
>corner bets sus on a DA and nothing happens
i don't like this meme
>>67318275
>John
>>67318309
>>67318323
Let me guess, it's a bunch of indians paid in peanuts?
Need Arsenal u21 goals like air
>>67318361
Mate, racism is not /bet/'s go.
Why doesn't bet365 carry the U21 Premier League?
>>67318361
Can you stop being racist please.
/bet/'s diversity is our strength.
>>67318381
Can't imagine they don't get at least 1 with the lineup they put out.
RED in bally match.
Get on handis coleraine they are the better team
>lewandowski chance
>no goal
>not even a corner
what is this shit
>>67318323
>display error if it is their favour
>incomplete game if they lose money on the game
You cant win
>>67318406
Probably think they will lose too much because there are often good bets based on team sheets and they have big limits to new accounts.
>>67318275
>>67318309
John L All bets placed will be settled on the official result as the game played the full time.
John L I can only apologise for any brief display issue, however all bets are settled on the official result which was the score of 6-3.
>>67318392
Shut it, before I launch a drop bear in your direction.
>>67318445
Ignore this, Bally will either win or not concede any more.
The bet is +0.25 bally
3 0 in corners. Keep that shit up bayern
Bayern are battering Madrid
>>67318490
Yet they carry much more exotic U21 leagues. Seems as though they could at least carry it in-play
Oh well, he was nice enough. Shit sucks, but I've only got my greedy self to blame. I could have cashed out for a tidy profit, but no, I had to ride the Down Sums train all the way to Tears City: population me.
put way more than i should on those blasted corners lads
>>67318573
Because their average punter doesnt know about Czech U21 team sheets but can easily find Man City U21 team and see Nasri and Fernando is coming back from injury and getting a run out, for example
>>67318670
its 28 minutes in. calm the fuck down.
you all need to stop screaming like babies when a bets not coming after a third of the match. it's ruining /bet/
BTW, Ålesund to qualify is closing on 4.
>>67318573
Euan is right though.
Because of the 3 senior player rule, teams often exploit it. And the info becomes clear way in advance before the bookies sometimes price it.
Rooney and Jones, a few United players getting a run out for the U21 changes everything.
>>67318708
dont see it happening pally
>Bayern to qualify @2
Stirling uni DC is value @ 4.33
>>67318829
too late
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>>67318702
>>67318741
Fair enough, but couldn't they account for that by only offering it in-play? I mean, I suppose the initial in play price could get hammered, but maybe I'm just overthinking it
bayern edgy as fuck
KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ
>>67318866
I got on just before the goal
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>had first goal after 31st minute
Are you for real
>missed pen
ayy
On bet365, does a straight red count as 1 card or 2, towards an overs bet in cards?
LMAOOOOO atleast a corner
>>67318902
Too many people have profited from the U21 league, dont think anyone carries it in-play. Only some have it pre-game.
>>67319122
What do you fucking think?
A Y R
bayern -0.5 @1.7
shrewd or lewd?
>>67319122
1.5
LIMERIIIICKKKK
>>67319172
Well on Paddyp they use card index, and red is worth 20 or 25 points or something, so double a yellow. But on 365 if they just count the physical cards, it would be 1. So I don't know
>>67319182
Charleville +1.5 4th Q is worth a smedium
Who here backing atletico to qualify @3.0
>Bidvest
had a cheeky dnb @ 3 on them and they concede in '90
>>67319217
Fuck off
You should check this
https://youtu.be/WkEz5XebrIU
>>67319261
the fuck didnt you reback limireck you limey goon?
>Arsenal
Pissants
>>67319336
got -0.5 @2 in just before they scored. feels good.
>>67319217
On them over 2.5 team goals with bayern over 1.5 team goals double @4.53
Rebacking Raiders slags, it's going be bloody.
>>67319423
good to hear mate
>>67319241
thanks, got on just in time and looking good so far.
Don't forget sky free poker in 2 mins, half time bayern.
good luck boyos.
Poker not started yet
>>67319685
20 seconds
Rossy Boy is taking home the top prize in the poker lids
So much mainstream value on corners
>>67319753
lost my first hand, ffs
>>67319827
Had a brains upgrade that day. Still remember it like it was yesterday
>>67319685
Won £10, cheers lid
>>67318708
hard shed f@m
>>67319827
that collage doesn't capture how many doubters we had in the thread. /bet/ was such a hostile place for days afterwards
imo the only tip that has truly split /bet/ 50/50
>>67318749
Me neither desu, but they've eeked past the first games, so I wouldn't be surprised if Lady Luck was down for one more blowjob.
>>67319942
Meh, just put a couple of cheeky 10NOKs on it. Glad to see the cunts out of the cup.
>>67319873
np mate
>>67319827
>I have 3 units on this bet
corners
SURREAL
>>67320168
Lel glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.
Could do with another Limerick goal
>>67319827
BRITISH GEOLOGICAL SURVEY
>>67319827
>mixture of nitrogen and OXYGEN floods inner aveoli laden cavities
Will be making another collage from today's bet lids. Contribute a post and hope to make the final cut!
