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Albania a fraud edition
>list of people on Spurs to win the league
A Brit on a proxy
>list of people on Leicester to win the league
That American
Old thread is dead
>Helpful links
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>/bet/ wiki
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
Who's got basketball tips?
https://twitter.com/FuchsOfficial/status/727242055995392000
>>67293391
S C E N E S
Where is the guy who doesn't think Labour will get 2nd most seats? I'd like to have an real discussion rather than memes and shitposting.
>>67293752
I'm here but I don't fancy discussing anything with the biggest shitposter on here. You don't own the place and you aren't the shrewdest person on here so stop acting like it x
>>67294264
SAVAGE
>>67293036
Hi guys, never posted in /bet/ before but I just wanted to say this
Imagine you're one of the bookies and you're now having to pay out MILLIONS OF POUNDS to people who put paltry 50p bets on Leicester to win the league
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67294447
Considering you don't have to pay the people who bet on the other 19 teams..they'll live.
>>67294447
top post lad
>>67294447
They will have made much more over the course of the season in normal bets. Antepost bets make up a tiny % of football bets.
>>67294264
Good post friend.
>>67294447
They are down a few mil overall but will make it back and more with people backing then next year at 20/1
>>67294598
>20/1
They won't be that short.
Can see about 50/1 or 66/1 though
Why have Netherlands drifted?
>>67294856
Because BT is a fraud
>>67294598
They'll probably make even more from everyone lumping on random longshots now
>>67294936
Thought as much
Tigre Lanus
Lanus doesn't lose. @2,2
>>67295268
Not even in play yet, why lid?
>>67295404
15mins kickoff.
lanus missing a key player but still strong strong team.
reckon over 2.5 is shrewd seeming as its a 50/50 chance but odds are good for over 2.5
>>67295268
also going to be on lanus sw. hope the concede early so i can reback them
>>67293036
>>67294197
Top thread.
Reckon we'll see Albania this side of the Euros?
Any yanks got basketball tips?
I've got over 102.5 cavaliers + thinking of putting on them but the handi is -7.5 atm.
IMAGINE not laying leicester for next weeks game pmsl
>>67295785
Too late now?
>>67294286
/bet/ mafia going mainstream
>>67295785
I'd like to learn more about 'trading', where should I go to start with? Or if someone could give me a quick lay down of the basics
So do you basically lay an outcome while the price is high, and then before the event, cash out if the price rises?
>>67295785
>He's not factoring in party atmosphere
tears buddy!
>>67295948
See Caan Berry or Peter Webb (betangel) videos on Youtube. They mainly focus on horses but it still all applies
>>67296138
What I don't understand, and what basically makes them money, is how they can predict how the price will move
who /cheeky/ here?
>>67296469
when did you place this? january?
>>67296469
When did you place that? How could you have put that on today?
>>67296620
>>67296637
december 16
>>67296811
easy to win the bet when youre from the future
>>67296901
why would i only bet 10$ if i was from the future?
>>67296469
F R A U D
>>67296811
clever lad
remember: slow wins the race
111111111111111111111111111111111111
>penalty with no card
11111111111111111111111
LANUSSSSSSS
111111
>>67293036
>el albANO
>If Selby wins this tournament I'll cut my eye out with a fish knife and eat it with some mayonnaise.
If Gary Lineker can keep his promise I think Nick should too
>>67297245
True
Corinthians futsal
Want a small on SW @2
>>67297542
who wants a small?
>>67296124
sold out stadium, crowd well up for it, want to go out on a high. - james mckeown, may 7th 2016
Leicester v Everton
Back Leicester
Chelsea v Leicester
Lay Leicester
It's not hard you plebs.
>>67297706
Any point in using an exchange when you could just bet on DC Chelsea?
>>67297814
you can lay 50k on an exchange
>>67297585
wiggers does
My bankroll is 5000 and my stake sizes are 20 to 50 for a smed, 100 for a medium, and 200 for a large.
Is my bankroll management shite?
>lanus red
Cashout button is looking really tempting tbqh
>>67297971
>tfw Lanus O1.5 goals
JUST
>>67297971
cash out lanus, reback -0.5 tigre.
lanus keeper is looking total shit as well.
Lester 100/1 to win the champions league
Wtf lads was expecting like 1000/1
>>67297937
Seems decent to me. I've got a much smaller roll and its so frustrating seeing people here say they've got their roll up thousands in a matter of weeks but I'm determined to keep my discipline and chuck it all away
>>67298213
Started on 300 quid on wednesday last week and I'm to 2.4k now. It's definitely do-able while still keeping discipline. Just go higher on banker bets such as womens football and beach soccer. Made 700 profit across the three beach soccers and 800 from aberdeen women + man city women.
>>67297937
I would double or even triple it lol
Real Cartagena kick off soon.
Lots of goals in cartas favour.
Maybe 3-0/ 4-1
wigmiester wants a smed -1 @ 2.3
and then re-back -0.5 at least once.
>>67298275
I was on a couple of those too but they definitely weren't great value bets to be chucking large percentages of your roll on desu.
>>67297937
about right
>>67298213
I am one of those people desu, made it all in April.
However I can't tell you many times this month I've been down a thousand or 2. Luckily I've made it back. I'd say keep at it mate, and be organised.
The only thing is, I say 100 is for a medium but most my bets I get on I use that stake lol
i must have tipped like 30 or more DNBs on teams that were 1 goal behind and not a single one of those games ended in a draw. i kinda feel like im just missing out on value if i dont go for SW, especially because im usually only gonna be on small anyway. what do you think?
>>67299363
It doesn't matter. It all evens out in the end. Short term positive variance will end and got will regress to the mean eventually
dat Lanus heart
>>67297937
500, 250 and 50
>>67300170
I'll be lucky to get more than 230 on before having to refer to a trader desu
>It's a get on a team seconds before they score edition
Is there a better feeling?
really need atlanta to cover. pls
I just got hire for a job AT HOME as a translator for American companies and Mexican workers (legal workers so calm your tits, Trumpfags).
That means I can now bet 24/7.
Have I made it big time?
I am starting next week.
>>67301792
I am too excited and I made some grammatical mistakes, sorry for that.
Wtb in cavs game
>>67302389
i had -7.5 cavs, was looking so good for most the game.....
lebron james is actually shit, he needs to retire. missed loads of free throws that a school child could make
Spurs -6.5. They've missed 5 layups so far, it won't continue
>>67303683
Large on -4.5
>>67303683
Got my savings for a house deposit on - 3.5
Spurs will score soon r-right
Why are spurs so shit today?
>>67304075
I refuse to believe that a team that gave up over 100 points to Dallas can keep the Spurs under 100
Bet on spurs or no
>>67304126
Everything you have, they win
>>67304167
Will put my monthly rent senpai
The spurs gap is entirely from fauls.
Reback spurs and hope they stop fauling
>>67302700
Faggot you won. You dont know basketball you absolute mong, its a game of runs
Bet your house on the spurs. They will improve coming this game. Thunder will regress to the mean.
Who's gonna be up thanks to spurs? I put a grand on at - 1.5, wish I had more but rent
Sums on fh ml
Okc had a 11 point lead once. And in 8 min, its gone. Pmsl
Just put more on -5.5 spurs yolo
>>67304836
Be careful, I'd stop at - 7.5
What if spurs, dont win?
>>67305138
My grip on my wife's son's cat will tighten
>>67305138
Wife's kid will be for sale on craigslist
>>67305138
Impossible. Okc is cursed after all.
It begins
Backed spurs so hard with minimal personal knowledge of basketball.
Even if it comes in, I think it's time to reevaluate my gambling decisions, gotta become shrewd.
Kinda worried about spurs
Okc is gonna win arent they
>>67294447
You realize they made more money from the bajillions of people that bet man u/chelsea/city than they paid out?
Can someone explain why spurs foul so much?
>>67305799
Literally crying into my wife's son's crotch
OKC 68 Spurs 60
Free throws scores
OKC 13 Spurs 5
Basketball is your full time job that you practice everyday and get paid literally insane for, how can you still give away this many fouls
Really want to back up spurs at 1.76 +1.5 what is wrong with me lol
>>67305865
Don't waste your money, this is over spurs list big
>>67305919
>lost big
I meant
>>67305960
go to bed
Praying to old and new gods for okc to choke i 4th quarter
Do you really think spurs arent going to win this? You're -7.5 or -5.5 might not come in, though.
>>67306232
Do you really think they will? They've been playing tez
>>67306232
Getting the >you's revved up
>>67306232
Already down as a loss
Down insane on spurs
I nothing anymore
>>67306232
>Won 1 quarter out of 3
Have you even been watching
>>67306306
I need ponny to win tomorrow to recover.
>>67306337
I can't even recover from this, it's finished
Okc 4th quarter choke incoming
>>67306462
Delusional.
>>67306488
>OKC have lost 15 games when leading after 3 quarters this year
It wouldn't be surprising
>>67306592
Need them to lose by 14, got a bad line
>>67306641
KEK
Game over, wow thanks American sport. Goodnight.
>>67306641
>need them to lose by 14
O-overtime?
Don't follow basketball but aldridge has been unreal
>>67306771
He used to hit 3's all the time in Portland. Was kind of surprised he didn't hit one during the regular season
>>67304395
Why do people post this stuff when it's not actually a dead certain.
Literally going to have to move back in with my parents.
It's not funny when you know people are following your advice, it's a pretty horrible thing to do
>>67306820
Why the fuck did you put so much on on fucking BASKETBALL
I really hope this is nibs but you've mentioned you put you rent on it several times. Seek help friend
>Spurs getting refballed
That's actually a first I think
>>67306992
What the fuck just happened? There were 14 seconds left and then match just ended
>>67306896
I've missed out on almost all the tips in here recently because I've been looking after my stupid sister. Felt jealous of everyone bragging about their wins in here so when I saw this posted tonight I thought I finally had a chance to get in on it. I guess not
>>67307027
OKC was inbounding the ball and the guy inbounding it pushed off Ginobili pretty blatantly but it wasn't called. San Antonio got the steal but airballed the three so they ended up losing
welp, cant help that, thats some nice reffball for that 'competitive narrative'. fucking refs mayne.
>>67307063
How much are you down by? Pls tell me you didn't bankroll this.
I hope flatanon comes through tomorrow for your sake lad.
In the last couple of playoff games has any team covered the minus spread?
>>67307275
cavs -7.5 yes
heat -2.5 yes
warriors -something forgot but lower than 12, so yes
toronto no
>>67307275
Just over 4 thousand, entire roll. I started smaller but everyone in the thread getting more excited as the line grew smaller so I put a bit more on.
>>67307352
spurs -6.5 in game 1 was covered.
hawks vs celtics was covered too.
>>67306820
Sounds like you need to quit betting if you think a basketball play off game wouldn't be correctly priced and a random guy on 4chan knows more. That or off yourself.
>>67307027
see
>>67307304
for the ending of the game
>>67307352
>>67307352
Heat opened at -2.5? I could've sworn it was higher. Never mind then.
>>67307355
Seek help. I'm surprised you built up 4k in the first place or was it your student loan?
I'd tell you to try and make it back but you don't seem to have emotional rationality to handle betting.
Hoping to GOD Ameribets has some lotto shite to get on to make up for this fuckfest
Urawa -1 @1.77 sounds good. Petrovic sounds like he's going to field a full squad and Pohang's manager said he was going to try new players and new tactics
Was on 1st half handicaps for Elfen Sayanara but at 30 minutes in dunno if they'll get another.
Elfen slags -0.75 is good though, hopefully they don't slow down in the second half.
Palp in the Matsumoto game, BTTS in 2nd half is at 4 while BTTS is at 1.8
Incredible sums on Pumas -2 @evens tomorrow
>>67295268
>>67295515
I got on this, thanks friend.
>>67308412
I need to go to bed.
>>67297127
Explain this to me, /bet/ gets assravaged every time. A free kick offense inside the 16 should be a penalty, but why should there be a card as well?
(in general, I didn't watch the Lanus game)
>>67298275
>Just go higher on banker bets such as womens football
>go higher on banker bets such as womens football
>banker bets
>slags
Nigger, you must enjoy living dangerously.
>limited to $500 on AFC games
Ok.
>>67306820
Cognitive dissonance, friend.
>>67308526
Why?
What should I put my neetbux I get in a couple of days on ?
>>67308689
Just a meme tbqh liddo
Now that meme magic has been proven true is it safe to bet on England for the Euros and Trump for the presidency?
Atletico Madrid over 3.5 cards @2 tonight. Free money surely?
>>67310642
What's trump paying?
>tfw no trakai -1ah
>>67310645
They got 1 (ONE) card in the first leg
>Flatanon drifting again
R.I.P
>>67310864
It's because I finally managed a decent stake on this one
>>67310864
>>67310916
It'll win anyways... Right?
g-osaka DC desu.
>>67310861
But that was the first leg, this is the one that matters more. Drawing and they'll hack Bayern to pieces to keep it that way, same with winning. Losing by 2 or more they'll probably just lose their heads as have done many times in the past
>Watched nba all night
>Lost 2 day profit on spurs
>5 min late on a lecture
>prof wont let me in
>now need to be on every lecture til end of semester
Fml
Brisbane Strikers SW
@1.9
LARGE
>>67311170
>They want to win after last disappointing league match
Some real in-depth analysis you've made there lad
>>67311197
Open goal and @BneStrikers fail to score in @FFACup
Shiiiiiet why did I bet on sipg
>>67311170
Goals when
>>67311402
Thinking of rebacking
GDANSK WOMEN WAS THE BET
>>67311429
What's your info on this?
>>67311435
rebacking the -1 handicap. but remember: this is a serious rball punt.
>>67311436
Going Extra Large for Draw no Bet @1.44
HT @EastSuburbsFC 0-0 @BneStrikers. Hopefully the Strikers won't rue their (many) missed chances. #GoStrikers #FFACup
"A day after stepping off the plane following a disappointing 2-0 loss to National Premier League leaders FNQFC Heat in Cairns – the Strikers’ first since 5 March – Angus said fatigue would be the furthest thing from the players’ minds when they line up on Tuesday."
is losing money a sport?
brisbane literally scored when i wanted to place my bet
>>67311477
11111
Didn't get a chance to get on DnB but was on SW from before
111111
>>67311491
Does that mean I'm an athlete?
Went large on toras and not polish tip. I will kill myself....
And to the government I stick my middle finger up. With regards to the criminal justice bill.
22222
How do we utterly destroy the Right to Buy laws friendos?
How long does it take to withdraw winnings into your bank account?
Withdrew my winnings from Leicester winning the league last night but it's not in my account yet
>>67311610
lifelong?
>>67311610
at least 2 days for me
>>67311628
Nah, mate. I'm a yid but put a cheeky tenner on Leicester in december
How much was it that American put on Leicester?
>>67311652
Tom Hanks? Put £100 at the start of the season
Cheeky Small on Strikers -0.25
@2.25
>>67311610
2-5 days is the usual estimate. If you're really a Chosen, you should know this.
Hey guys, ive been following these threads for a few weeks and I'm ready to get involved. I've worked a shit job for shit wages for nearly 7 years and I just want to have some money to spend on myself for once.
Is a 500 quid bank roll enough to get started? It's the most I can afford to lose if it goes wrong.
Is it worth paying for pga or other paid groups?
How many bets a day are you guys roughly putting on?
Do you all just follow tips or can you learn the games and make your own decisions?
Thanks
>>67311659
bollocks
>>67311812
>>67311812
http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2016/apr/26/tom-hanks-i-put-100-on-leicester-to-win-premier-league-at-start-of-season-video
Lazy nigger.
>>67311781
Any excuse to post these
Couple of haircuts on Poland :^)
>>67311839
and £10 for two LARGE kebabs.
:^)
>>67311834
>tfw the poor guy will be pressured to give it to charity because he's a celeb
>>67311836
What's the general opinion on withdrawing money?
I'm struggling with the following;
>deposit e.g 2000nok
>win 2000
>withdraw 2000
>lose 2000 and end up having to deposit money again
Should I just deposit an amount and not withdraw anything for like 6 months?
>Medyk cover -2.5 all day
>>67311781
But yes £500 is enough. Probs best to sin up to some groups for the summer at least. Not sure about PGA since a lot gets posted here anyway.
time for goals, gdanks slags
>>67311874
Ok Mackers
>>67311839
Polan is da real MVP.
>>67311862
>5 million poons
>maybe I did, maybe I didn't
He's got a little bit of kike in him, I think. Good on you Tom, keep that neat little sum.
>>67311870
Obviously it's not like I live off this stuff, so I don't really ever need to withdraw anything.
>>67311826
>>67311834
Just because he said it doesn't make it true. I had 100 on
>>67311884
not in PGA, is he on? Bet of the morning desu
>>67311836
>>67311876
Great info thanks, also what groups does /bet/ personally rate? Are you talking about blogabet ones, tt ones etc?
>>67311901
Yeah he admin'd it medium, hence the line smack
>>67311909
ffs was waiting for -2 to go large
>Pohang playing 4 players named Kim
wew
>>67311870
I've tried to stop depositing and withdrawing from my bank account because it makes a mess of my account statements and might cause problems in the future. Have a set amount for betting and keep it separate and use skrill to move the money between accounts
>>67311926
-3 pmsl
>>67311926
>-3
ffs so was I
So the bookies are laughing to the bank now that everyone will be placing bets on Burnley to win the league next season.
Leicester are the meme that keeps on giving
>>67311954
would not take. Thanks mackers, hope it loses
>didnt reback -0.5
Line steaming ahead.
>>67311991
>pixel punting
you're lucky its winning lad and -0.5 would have been a tez bet, rball (which, dont fool yourself, is the only thing that the bet was based on) has evened up 2nd half
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
I have bet leave at 3.40
I have not seen a poll/any article comments/twitter feed to suggest there will be a big vote for remain. All the passion is with leave and the campaign seems to be growing daily.
Online polls overall suggest it's as good as 50/50 (knife-edge) now so the 12/5 is good value.
For leave (a telegraph poll):
Majority Rules
79% Agree with you
10909 voters. Share your opinion!
Below link highlights most recent poll 46% leave to 43% remain with 11% don't know:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/eu-referendum-poll-tracker-uk-7699714
Info:
http://www.theweek.co.uk/eu-referendum
'Brexit poll' in to google will also give you more information, this video contains a lot of information also (read all the comments below too highlighting the passion for leave).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYTJGBBjkGo
Gamba please colapse
PGA TOYING with the line
>>67312022
wrong
>>67312026
phone polls lid
come on gdansk slags just one more and Iam surreal UAC
>>67312026
pmsl
>>67312026
Cringed reading this, clearly have no knowledge of political betting.
going to be all over sparta dc
pmsl at that penalty awarded in the Urawa game
>>67312162
Any card with it?
Medyk Konin Women is a good bet if you can get a good line on it.
I would take -1.75 when it appears.
Or SW at anything over 1.65
They conceded early but they have their full team compared to Zag who have a few first team players off for this match. Usually lots of goals in these games due to shaky defence and poor keeping.
>>67312162
was it shit? I went small on urawa diamonds
>>67312177
looks tez on stream
>sw now @1.72
FAT REBACK
>>67312181
Tears for us, friend.
>>67312192
aaaand back to 1.62 ; ;
>>67312192
what game friendo?
only just woken up
>>67312172
>>67312181
No card. Pohang player raised his boot and kicked his teammate in the head and the ref gave a pen
NEED 3 Medyk goals
>>67312190
>>67312177
Sorry I didn't realise this has already been posted in the thread.
I have confidence they'll win, or at least draw so if you are worried and can get a good line on DNB Medyk then go for it.
Go small either way.
>>67312211
managed to get a large on it. Went large on -0.5 FH and -2.5 FT so now got like 1.5 special stakes on, shaking but think they'll be less shit 2nd half
>>67312211
probably did it myself desu
>>67312214
Medyk
>>67312220
>Pohang player raised his boot and kicked his teammate in the head and the ref gave a pen
W..what?
line absolutely smashed
Mackers shaking
>>67312220
Are these red diamond gooks gonna score any time soon?
>>67312276
nah
>>67312276
Doubtful. They've looked pretty shit, plus it seems as though the ref favors the Korean team. Not a very good combination if you're looking for a goal
Little gift
>>67312311
Can't even read that. X/12 - is that a draw then?
Hello, where are the medyk konin goals?
>>67312276
Just kidding ;)
Backed slags so hard. This might end in tears
>>67312290
>>67312382
Oh u.
Medyk pls
