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Old thread: >>67293036
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Just topped up my lay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA422AM4BUQ
44444 for the jewish babes.
I'm rolling in gold tonight.
>>67316135
>babes
They are the uglier team mate, ugly slags make better players
Literally cannot stop losing bets
>>67316135
Pmsl also over 7.5 is free money right bow
>>67316142
Not talking about outward beauty fella, talking about the beauty within. Within my wallet after these hoes scored 4 goals FH.
Back from a little break. Are bet mafia still up to their shenanigans? Is Euan still an attention seeking ponce?
>>67316147
Same 1 win in my last 7 zzzz
>>67316102
Aye, I just put the game on while catching up on my /bet/ friends.
>2016
>listening to retards
Smdhtbqhfamalam.
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>>67314964
>>>67314906
>I'd advise against putting money on Brattvåg, Ålesund are fielding their best players including the muzzie who scored a hattrick twice. Brattvåg is missing their striker, who's a loaner from Ålesund btw.
>>67316138
Yeah, I think I'll go that way as well.
>>67316135
Thank you, friend! I put some shekels on them as well!
>>67316142
Sad but true. The hot ones who can play are usually lesbians who do not believe in the dick cure.
>>67316166
Maybe so but I'm getting off the wild ride and just backing over 7.5, hapoel slags looking likely
>>67316190
A U T I S M
Who /reminiscing/ here?
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Typical /bet/ user EDITION
>>67316216
*LIKE*
>>67316211
Are they Icelandic girls? Why do you have the Language as Spanish
>>67316233
ME GUSTA
>>67316216
>Like4Like
Don't even want to think about how much a danger this man is
>>67316211
Is Me Gusta Big_Al?
When will it be my time for icelandic slags
Another one. Another one.
>>67316207
Is that what they teach you in school nowadays, Mohammad? Very rude.
>>67316211
Mmm muh dick.
still down sums unless flora score 1 more
Anyone in UK on skybet
Free poker tournament
Prizes up to 300th places
only 2500 places, 2450 already taken.
Winner gets 500 quid, 300th place gets 5er.
Every hand is all-in so complete luck even if you suck at poker.
go to skybet website press the thing on first page that says 5000 pound poker, register quickly
>>67316190
Yeah I've got sums on 1.25 Aalesund
>>67316353
Forgot to mention tournament password is:
CLSEMI2016
>>67316353
in, cheers
>>67316353
UK only?
>>67316356
Looking dire so far. First goal could go either way.
>>67316384
not sure but think so, only 10 places left.
>>67316356
>>67316384
Ålesund just subbed a 12 year old, by the looks of him. Can't be more than 5 feet.
>>67316353
>Every hand is all-in
When did Sky get a lottery licence?
>>67316406
>Complaining about a free for fun poker match with 5k prize fund that's hosted during half time of the champions league.
>>67316406
This kind of high variance stuff is becoming increasingly popular thanks to things like stars' spin n go
>>67316261
Lid, why are pakis so stylish? Where do you buy your clothes?
>>67316434
JD bruv
>>67316353
Says I have to earn 50 points to qualify
>>67316434
>paki's
>anything positive
Come on
>>67316457
They're good with kids?
>>67316467
The child population of Rotherham disagrees with you here.
Would do proper bad things for a Lublin goal
>>67316485
>that's the joke
>>67316424
>>Complaining
>>67316489
dw mate we've got 50mins to get 2 goals.
unless you didn't listen to the tip and went FH handi kek
>>67316489
i already did and it's still not happening
>>67316489
Regretting this one desu
Hello where are Talinn goal?
>>67316519
gonna be a another flora
>>67316519
>doubting BT
>All my bets arent winning within 15 min
SLUGSSS MUGGY BETS PIXEL PUNTS FRAUDSSSS ETC
>>67316550
based dutchman of pole goalbringing
>>67316353
UPDATE:
Now closed good luck to everyone who got a place.
You need to win about 2 hands to be in the prize money.
Gimme a shout if you win anything.
>>67316565
Im half dutch, half polish tbfh so it's a solid meme combo
BT surreal
never doubt the man in the yellow shirt
UP SURREAL SUMS, ORDERING DOMINO's AS WE SPEAK
>>67316586
HU flip if we both win?
333333333333
You lads seems a bit inexperienced to bet on football when it's in the last two months
Qarshi colapsing, put the house on Ain
Why couldn't they wait till half time
lublin SO generous
slags 55555555
Based lublin 2 goals plus penalty just before HT making sure all our muggy bets are coming home. Surreal desu
BAYERN O2.5
LARGE
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>>67316434
Depends if I'm UAC desu lad, like a lot of Our Legacy stuff and Acne
BT
SURREAL
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so large on dedi shaking
>>67316711
pmsl
>>67316711
http://www.farfetch.com/uk/shopping/men/Our-Legacy-raglan-sleeve-T-shirt-item-11371769.aspx?gclid=CMCdyI-8vswCFcluGwodgaIIWA&storeid=9298&ef_id=VyjlHAAABfBFSClA:20160503175124:s
why is this red t shirt worth £75?
66666
>penalty no card
SEETHING
Surely Al-Ain gets another
Jesus christ, up surreal surreal absolutely idiot sums atm, cant stop losing.
>>67316766
It's worth as much as people are willing to pay
So MUCH MONEY
What are the re-backs?
Been so busy placing + updating my excel I haven't had chance.
8th goal Kiryat @ 1.8
FREE CASH MONEY
>>67316756
Effay af
>>67316756
Looks like xir picked out an outfit from her grandpas warderobe (implying niggers have grandpaps).
>>67316766
Is this real life. That'll buy you like 6 mint CK plain stretchy tees.
>>67316770
>>67316812
Just ebayed my wife's son's PS4 that my wife's boyfriend bought him, putting everything on these kike slags.
>tfw stopped rebacking myself and seeing others make more money off me
Bit jealous atm gonna wank over sum Jewish slags for the o7.5 tho
>>67316865
sorry mate, if it makes you feel better i'll be thinking of you while I'm munching down on my 50/50 meator/tandoori hot (no mushrooms extra tandoori chicken) with cookies on the side.
Hassan so SO stylish
>>67316756
>http://www.ourlegacy.se/shop
Is deliberately dressing like an autist in fashion?
8th goal kiryat @ 2
do the bookies want to lose money?
>>67316885
Forgot your name there
>>67316638
lmao your dad is so beta he had to get with some polki
Ain scoring anytime now.
Need more goals on dundee hamilton.
>>67316852
>Just ebayed my wife's son's PS4 that my wife's boyfriend bought him, putting everything on these kike slags.
>Norwegian humour
>>67316925
True, he's 6'5 and got with some 5'5 wife. She's deceased though. And he's a serious alcoholic. Still mad that I'm only 6'1. He JUSTED my genes tbfh
>>67316925
You've obviously never been to polska.
The girls are hot as sin, they know their place, look after themselves, work hard to be a good girlfriend/wife.
Also they hate blacks so you won't get cucked. Obviously that's not ideal for you though hey buddy.
>wasn't here for any of the recent winning tips
literally just sitting here being jealous of other peoples mountains of jew gold while i wait for my dnb bet to void.
>>67316973
Best post in a long time
>>67316973
i'm ethnically polish you mong
PMSL
>>67316910
pmsl
>>67316973
Can confirm, all of that is true, last LTR was a polish chick. Unfortunately I was a bit careless and got caught with my side bitch and my gf dumped me. Shit, I was living the life. ; ;
>>67316973
also
>they hate blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMMeECvSUs
>>67316910
You little shit, you just had to jinx it.
so 9th kirayt is the bet?
>>67317069
Game is over, no +ev
Hassan looks a bit ugly in his fb photos desu
>>67317077
>15 mins left. exciting past 10mins
>game is over
wow you guys know nothing about division one Israeli womens football do you?
O8.5, on.
Going on bet diet if Kiryat doesnt score next goal.
>>67317135
Why did you re-back greater than original winnings?
That's not how it works.
If I put 500 on -1 then they score, I'll reback -0.5 will 100, then re-back 50.
Etc etc.
The bets that have already come in cover potential loses from new bets + you're still up for the game.
Or just don't be a greedy gambler and just put the first bet on and enjoy your free money.
>>67317135
kek
P M S L
>6-3
Goddamn kike slags.
Korsvoll absolutely embarrassing. Lucky I can even get a refund if they don't concede again.
>>67317135
Kekkerino
>>67317135
pmsl you greasy lttl 6th former
Slags just ended at 84???!??!?!
>FT
you wot
>FT on 84
wot
It was only a bit less then 10eu. Was hoping for some meme magic.
>84:21
>Full time
Fucking jews, fucking women.
LIVE CHAT FOR A VOID ON SLAGS GAME
Al ain coming through with the 90th minute goal
ameribets due as always, cheers lid
>>67316905
>>67316852
>/sp/ trying to talk about aesthetics
pmsl, stick to what you're good at lads
>>67317231
If you looked at the Summary it looks like the stream was running 5 minutes behind.
I am taking Bayern -37 ball possession in this one with $10Bet . Bayern are kings of possesion while A.madrid hates possess it. Small
>>67317224
Can we stop using such misogynistic language?
Thanks
>>67317301
L O T T O
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>>67317302
Oi it's libertating. Women are re-taking the word for their own purpose to mock the male population.
Don't you dare tell us women what to do, cis scum.
>>67316747
Surely the biggest fraud of them all?
Brattvag goal when?
can somone explain how a game can end in 84th minute?
>>67317361
scenes
>>67317361
Surley this one will win.
>>67317374
the time on the game was wrong, the summary had the correct time.
the markets were still open so I presume 365 didn't know either.
therefore you are entitled to refunds on your bets placed near the end that didn't lose/win.
atletico red card easily
>>67317359
norway memed you
Medium on bayern to qualify, EUFA wants buyern vs halal
>>67317499
>EUFA
Why are so many of /bet/s mug punts landing the last week or so, its unreal
>>67317546
>BT's tips
>mug punts
pick one
>>67317546
>mug punts
leave scum
>>67317546
Because we're all shrewd jew billionaires secretly
Remember when everyone was on Bayern -4.5 corner handicaps vs Real Madrid in the semi after being 1-0 down in the first leg and it sailed in?
Well they're on a -4 tonight. At home. In the semi. Against the other Madrid.
Let's get on this and Make /Bet/ Great Again
PIAST COMEBACK
>>67317585
This.
Atletico's staunch defence vs Ribery will get 10 corners in the first half
>>67317281
what brands do you wear lid?
>>67317585
on smed
>>67317558
Wasn't even talking about BTs tips desu
>>67317575
Rude
>>67317577
I wish
Brattavag when you gonna score.....
limerick just wins. galway are fucked without faherty (devaney also not playing). hope to get sw @ evens
>>67317651
Very little offense from Ålesund in second half. Brattvåg are woefully incompetent in the box though. Put a smed on +0.5 Bratt a while ago.
>>67317651
Scrappy last minute underdog goal when?
>>67317626
lots of Junya Watanabe and Stephen Schneider, some vintage Issey Miyake when I can get my hands on it, Guidi/Rick Owens on my feet, and Uniqlo for basics
Raiders slags still 1.7 -1 surely blood
>>67317700
>>67317692
>tfw I got on +1.5 before game based on the tip
>tfw bet365 wouldn't let me cash out
who comfy here
limerick 11111
>>67317739
>tfw cashed out when everyone started saying it was a shit bet
Oh well.
>>67317679
>goal as about to post as a small to TT
good tip though
Wtf is happening in dundee.
>>67317844
999999999999
>>67317739
Happy for you, friend. Personally, I blew my load on these fucking kike slags. Greed does not work.
>>67317844
a painful form of torture for poor souls like me who didn't re-back
>>67317806
Bit worried about your judgement on what to tip on TT, no idea why you would consider that as tipworthy
>>67317902
rball as well as that tiny amount of info justified a small, trust me im a judge
Need a corner like AIR
>>67317986
need 5 tbqh
>>67317986
SURREAL
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>>67317986
THANK YOU BASED FELIPE LUIS FOR THAT JUST-TIER MOVE TO GET THE CORNER AMIRITE?
Need an Ayr goal like Air
>>67318089
kek
>>67317998
2222222222222222
Drowning in corners
>>67318089
>hasn't even started
bet you giggled like a madman while typing that
RAIDDERS 33333
and CORNERS GALORE
RT9 CORNERS BAYERN @ 2 senpai
>Scoring right after ET starts
Fuck off Brattvag
>>67318124
>>67318100
Thanks lads, I saw Ayr and I just had to you know?
Been smiling like a mug since posting to be perfectly honest with you all.
Brattvag goal in ET. Punted on them to win it after ET for a laugh. SWEATING.
Brattvag fucking scum, they knew we had bets on.
>>67317585
Surreal
>>67317402
John L Following a review from our Trading Team, we can confirm the full 90 minutes of this match were played with a final score of 6-3. Settlement will be based on this result.John L We briefly displayed the match ending in the 84th minute, however this was a display issue.
Tears.
>>67318275
Yeah that John L said the same thing to me the shit head. He kept asking me to ring up as well, like I want to speak to his greasy skin.
>>67317731
Blood everywhere. 44
>>67318226
Yeah, they just scored in OT. Faggots.
I fucking told you Ålesund was shit though.
>>67318266
>corner bets sus on a DA and nothing happens
i don't like this meme
>>67318275
>John
>>67318309
>>67318323
Let me guess, it's a bunch of indians paid in peanuts?
Need Arsenal u21 goals like air
>>67318361
Mate, racism is not /bet/'s go.
Why doesn't bet365 carry the U21 Premier League?
>>67318361
Can you stop being racist please.
/bet/'s diversity is our strength.
>>67318381
Can't imagine they don't get at least 1 with the lineup they put out.
RED in bally match.
Get on handis coleraine they are the better team
>lewandowski chance
>no goal
>not even a corner
what is this shit
>>67318323
>display error if it is their favour
>incomplete game if they lose money on the game
You cant win
>>67318406
Probably think they will lose too much because there are often good bets based on team sheets and they have big limits to new accounts.
>>67318275
>>67318309
John L All bets placed will be settled on the official result as the game played the full time.
John L I can only apologise for any brief display issue, however all bets are settled on the official result which was the score of 6-3.
>>67318392
Shut it, before I launch a drop bear in your direction.
>>67318445
Ignore this, Bally will either win or not concede any more.
The bet is +0.25 bally
3 0 in corners. Keep that shit up bayern
Bayern are battering Madrid
>>67318490
Yet they carry much more exotic U21 leagues. Seems as though they could at least carry it in-play
Oh well, he was nice enough. Shit sucks, but I've only got my greedy self to blame. I could have cashed out for a tidy profit, but no, I had to ride the Down Sums train all the way to Tears City: population me.
put way more than i should on those blasted corners lads
>>67318573
Because their average punter doesnt know about Czech U21 team sheets but can easily find Man City U21 team and see Nasri and Fernando is coming back from injury and getting a run out, for example
>>67318670
its 28 minutes in. calm the fuck down.
you all need to stop screaming like babies when a bets not coming after a third of the match. it's ruining /bet/
BTW, Ålesund to qualify is closing on 4.
>>67318573
Euan is right though.
Because of the 3 senior player rule, teams often exploit it. And the info becomes clear way in advance before the bookies sometimes price it.
Rooney and Jones, a few United players getting a run out for the U21 changes everything.
>>67318708
dont see it happening pally
>Bayern to qualify @2
Stirling uni DC is value @ 4.33
>>67318829
too late
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>>67318702
>>67318741
Fair enough, but couldn't they account for that by only offering it in-play? I mean, I suppose the initial in play price could get hammered, but maybe I'm just overthinking it
bayern edgy as fuck
KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ KEKINEZ
>>67318866
I got on just before the goal
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>had first goal after 31st minute
Are you for real
>missed pen
ayy
On bet365, does a straight red count as 1 card or 2, towards an overs bet in cards?
LMAOOOOO atleast a corner
>>67318902
Too many people have profited from the U21 league, dont think anyone carries it in-play. Only some have it pre-game.
>>67319122
What do you fucking think?
A Y R
bayern -0.5 @1.7
shrewd or lewd?
>>67319122
1.5
LIMERIIIICKKKK
>>67319172
Well on Paddyp they use card index, and red is worth 20 or 25 points or something, so double a yellow. But on 365 if they just count the physical cards, it would be 1. So I don't know
>>67319182
Charleville +1.5 4th Q is worth a smedium
Who here backing atletico to qualify @3.0
>Bidvest
had a cheeky dnb @ 3 on them and they concede in '90
>>67319217
Fuck off
You should check this
https://youtu.be/WkEz5XebrIU
>>67319261
the fuck didnt you reback limireck you limey goon?
>Arsenal
Pissants
>>67319336
got -0.5 @2 in just before they scored. feels good.
>>67319217
On them over 2.5 team goals with bayern over 1.5 team goals double @4.53
Rebacking Raiders slags, it's going be bloody.
>>67319423
good to hear mate
>>67319241
thanks, got on just in time and looking good so far.
Don't forget sky free poker in 2 mins, half time bayern.
good luck boyos.
Poker not started yet
>>67319685
20 seconds
Rossy Boy is taking home the top prize in the poker lids
So much mainstream value on corners
>>67319753
lost my first hand, ffs
>>67319827
Had a brains upgrade that day. Still remember it like it was yesterday
>>67319685
Won £10, cheers lid
>>67318708
hard shed f@m
>>67319827
that collage doesn't capture how many doubters we had in the thread. /bet/ was such a hostile place for days afterwards
imo the only tip that has truly split /bet/ 50/50
>>67318749
Me neither desu, but they've eeked past the first games, so I wouldn't be surprised if Lady Luck was down for one more blowjob.
>>67319942
Meh, just put a couple of cheeky 10NOKs on it. Glad to see the cunts out of the cup.
>>67319873
np mate
>>67319827
>I have 3 units on this bet
corners
SURREAL
>>67320168
Lel glad I'm not the only one that noticed that.
Could do with another Limerick goal
>>67319827
BRITISH GEOLOGICAL SURVEY
>>67319827
>mixture of nitrogen and OXYGEN floods inner aveoli laden cavities
Will be making another collage from today's bet lids. Contribute a post and hope to make the final cut!
>>67320265
A Y R have scored 2 (two) goals today.
>>67319827
Wasn't even on but loads of those posts were mine, what a night
>>67320265
Which? Mackas corners and CyBus pre-10 corner?
Gonna be hard to top >>67320235
>>67320265
Haha I'll be getting "cornered" by my loan shark if this one doesn't win, if you know what I mean ;)
>atletico backers
i'm in absolute, absolute tears
Bayern are going to break 20 corners
>>67320351
Why?
>you will never lick griezmann's smooth ballsack
>>67319241
Sailed in
>>67319540
You're welcome, 6/6 from tips posted in the past 2 days
WHAT HAVE UNIBET CUNTS DONE TO THEIR WEBSITE
FIRST MARA GETS PILLAGED
THEN 188BET
AND NOW UNIBET
LEAVE YOUR FUCKING WEBSITES ALONE, THERE WAS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM. STOP GIVING LIMP METROPOLITAN WEB """DEVELOPERS"""" YOUR MONEY TO MAKE YOUR WEBSITES WORSE YOU CUNTS
>>67320593
TALKING BIG SENSE HERE PAL
>>67320593
It was the cunt nestle who did it
>>67320529
>You're welcome, 6/6 from tips posted in the past 2 days
Name up or something, so we'll recognize you, friend. >Bongbets fex?
Thanks btw.
>>67318858
You beutifel stranger, you. Got on at 3-2, they just went 3-3.
>>67320593
love the new website tbqh, you can still go on the "old" version too if you're that upset
This Greizmann goal makes up for the 3 "fucking nothing" matches last week.
>>67320896
No problem mate, stirling had it in them for sure. I've made dosh from your tips too
Need AbsolutelyRektPmsl to tip Berserkir -4.5 as a 10/10 on Mara
>>67320983
Skybet prices better actually, tip everything
>>67320773
I have a trip, just don't feel like using it
>>67320902
You can't, it just takes you to the new website. Second scroll bars are fucking cancer, literally no need for them yet every fucking betting website has implemented them
>>67321047
BT detected
>>67321088
Not me
Need some more corners and cards Bayern and Atletico please
atletico to get the 3rd goal @ 11/2
>>67321084
It's there for a reason; to slow you down should you be in a rush to place a bet before they spot a misprice
AbsolutelyRektPmsl please void and reback
>>67321217
PMSL
1 (ONE) win, 4 voided bets and a loss incoming
wew what a successful day
>>67321217
PMSL
>>67320593
Can I get a screen shot? Are you on the beta page? Mine loaded to a black square, but when I clicked beta and then back, it seemed to load the "old" site. Seems slow though.
>>67321263
This. Pmsl at Euan not voiding his pick yet again despite them scoring as he tipped. Be the bigger man.
>>67321217
down
>>67321263
Don't void
tears at this mong who thinks it ends 10-0
On unders from here
>>67321356
Need AbsolutelyRektPmsl to call him out on this, looks like he posted at 8' yet the goal came at 7'
SMASHING unders, cheers for the money TT
Getting on over 13, 14 corners. 10 minutes left + stoppage time. Bayern need another goal
>Jonathan Pierce commentating on FS1
Miss classic Robot Wars tbqh lads
Euan SO autistic
pen
>atletico
This refball
PLEASE void that pick AbsolutelyRekt
Don't like you calling Euan out on it when yours was just as bad
>need 1 corner
JUST
need corners like AIR
>torres
>>67321935
>need 2
sweating
need one more corner like air
trader laughing at /bet/ soccerway warriors
>>67321935
I need 2. Quivering
>>67321918
>tipped at 10'
>goal 14'
Have sex.
I won $1400 on doto today AMA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
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LOL
>>67321918
Trip on Euan. Shouldn't be voided until Euan voids his too, tipped at 8' yet Skybet, Betfair and Futbol24 all say Berserkir scored at 7'. Need some Big_Al justice like air.
>>67322067
Surreal. How's the MetaKnight setup looking these days?
>>67321918
Get a grip Euan your get should clearly be void
>>67322067
pls go
>>67322067
Do you still live in a storage unit?
>>67322067
King!
>>67322067
Thanks for the tip
Won a nice few ££'s today
who here /rich/
lol i never lived in a storage unit you saucy little faggots. this is my fucking OFFICE
i'm not elon musk, i dont live in my fucking office for god's sake.
>unless Bayern score we're in for another 4-1 TSUUUUing CL final
>>67322353
big boyyy
>>67322434
i do miss /bet lads. shall i resume my regular schedule of 24/7 top tier banter?
>>67322476
you can start by giving us an updated tour of the office
I've been doing well for a few days now and decided to finally get a spread sheet running today.
1.8k wagered throughout the day and 25% ROI.
Is this ok or should I be aiming for more? Will paying for a tip group help?
I put over 70 bets on and I'm trying to keep my discipline but it's hard when you see how much you could make if you go bigger. I guess I'll just slowly increase my units as my bank roll increases?
Any advice on this? Thanks guys.
>>67322630
this tbqh
>7 minute gap between Euan's post and ARPmsl's post
>Euan posted at 8'
>ARPmsl posted at '10
Someone's frauding here lads
>>67322663
Post spreadsheet. I want to analyse the bets you've been on
>>67322663
>70 bets
you trying to steal my gimmick, slug?
>>67322663
If you join a group you will lose your accounts fast
>>67322733
Both frauding, goals as both tipped
>>67322806
here's the basics, do you want every bet?
>>67322907
I meant 70 bets since I started gambling not 70 today my bad.
>>67322663
Post your bets, 70 in a day is INSANE
>>67323028
lots of them are re-backs.
>>67323015
>not betting on e-sports
>trying to win
pick one
>>67322663
>70 bets
wew lid
>>67322733
No one is frauding. When you do a custom tip, you fill out the time and score yourself, rather than TT getting it for you from the rball.
When *I* tip a custom tip, I look at the time, write the tip, time I estimate I will be posting at, then the comment. Sometimes takes longer, sometimes shorter.
Also in this case, the clock in Asian brokers started before the Betfair clock. I took my time from the Asian clock which is why it is 8' and they goal was on 7'. Really it was about 5' when I tipped because the comment about unibet having it was before the goal too.
I hope this clears things up friend.
>>67323143
I don't know anything about them at the moment, is it a good punt? Where do you find info?
>>67323182
google.com
>>67323143
Where do you post your tips, milkcomesinbagsbro?
>>67323164
Will you ever void a bet when there's a quick goal? It seems you have an excuse every single time. 135 tips and not one has been voided by a danger-goal. Seems strange, very strange as it happens to me more often when I bet.
>>67323143
Are you a wizard?
>>67323164
Would you take O7.5?
>>67323220
lol, not having milk in bags is literally 3rd world tier stuff.
milk in a carton -> the insides of the carton erode and go into the milk you're drinking. GET ON MY CANADIAN LEVEL
>>67323289
are you conor mcgregor? The irish have been a lot more humble since he got btfo by based diaz. better watch your mouth you little leprechaun or you might end up like little mcregor.
>>67323314
I didnt realise milk was so corrosive
>>67323182
I'm 300 Poon's down from viringclick, it's lotto white unless you're in the know. Fuci autocorrect.
>>67323286
If I am writing the tip and post it and look back and there is a goal, then yes. It has never happened yet. Always been a few min.
Sure, sometimes not everyone would be able to get on but if you void every time there is a goal within a few min, your yield wouldnt be a reflection of your judgement.
metaKnight SUCH a character
>>67323314
thanks for the red pill my friend, i had a feeling the carton eroded milk was keeping my pineal gland closed
BIG_AL IS ON -2 ABORT ABORT
ok lads, i apologize for all the shitposting. something serious now.
Anyone know a good website that has consistent odds available for live in play dota 2 bets? Bet365 is the best i have found so far, but I'm hoping there is another one out there. Specifically interested in LIVE IN PLAY betting, i dont care for prematch bets.
>>67323371
Can you make an E-sports TipsterTube? That way we know exactly when to get in play and when to cash out from notifications, rather than you posting up here 10 minutes after you cashed out and all of us lose money
You seem to know your stuff but I kept losing money on your posts because I was cashing out way later than you were
>Got on unders five minutes before half-time
>>67323371
Are you threatening me over the web?wtf are ya 12 ya fucking retard
>>67323457
So strange that it's never happened, I get dangered all the time.
>>67323562
lol i was just joking buddy! no need to get your jimmies all rustled. mcgregor did get exposed though. you have to admit that.
>>67323540
sorry lad, im nice but not that nice.
>>67323585
Unlucky. Your negative short term variance will end soon. I'm sure you have been dangered on goals against too but dont remember them as much
ITT we post how many accounts bet365 has banned from us. and then we laugh at the bet365 mole(s) who will never shut us down. Nice website liddos!
Accounts banned: 3
666666
BIG_AL SURREAL
>>67323724
>lying
77777777
PISSING MY SELF TO SLEEP
WHY THE F U C K WAS I NOT ON OVERS?????
>>67323724
>only 3
do you even gamble?
i'm double digits banned now.
>red card
>>67323847
well i'm glad i'm not the only one. Do they check your ip? Because they seem to be catching on faster, my last account got banned after just 2 months and $8K
Can't get over how bad the unibet site is. What on earth was pacman thinking?
>>67321552
Pants pulled down
>>67323924
I have a dynamic IP with 60 different IPs on rotation. I know which ones are tied to which account etc.
>big al calling us king
Warms my heart
>>67323928
their rball is tez
>>67323966
i see, do you do live in play bets? My problem with using a proxy is that I'm worried the delay could fuck up my timing on the bets. Often with live-in-play bets there's only about a 15 - 30 second window.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NOT ON
>>67324065
I don't use proxies, my ISP offers dynamic IPs as an extra. No idea why they offer it but it's very useful.
>>67324078
Same cbfa
888
Do Madrid beat city?
>>67324247
Yeah, Ronaldo back
>Unibet now ONLY offering O11.5
might have to take tbqh
Indians -126, Mariners +108, Diamondbacks -113, Royals -120
>>67324439
what are the numbers representing?
I've never bet on baseball before but the handis on 365 are much lower.
Bet /WhatsApp / group when?
>>67324521
Telegram group is where its already at desu
>>67324521
there's a kik ;)
https://twitter.com/Coral/status/727507543652749312
pmsl
>>67324521
>he hasn't added the bet snapchat
>get on o2,5 (00:00 - 29:59)
>third goal comes in at 34'
>go hard on under 7,5 and 8,5
>4(Four(F O U R)) goals in 10 minutes as soon as the second half kicks off.
>unibet closing the markets so can't even cash out pennies
>have to sit here and watch the goals pour in
just let me die in my sleep already
Tfw missed out on a berserkir icelandic cup money train
>>67324711
all info pointed towards big goals, why would you ever go under?
>>67324735
/mafia/
>>67324735
I dunno, I got a feeling it would end around 6/7 when they took 20 min to score the third goal. Had to follow my gut.
>>67324727
>12-0 Berserkir
Same, let myself be distracted by the CL semi like some casual mug
>>67324503
It's just American odds
>>67324857
D R O P P E D
Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't put my student loan on Miami Heat ML
>>67324798
Same man, the bookies are literaly laughing at the 2 of us weekend PUNTERS right about now
>>67321485
>>67321455
>>67321552
>>67322033
Dread to imagine where your heads are at right now
>>67324948
Their best player is 8 years past his prime
>>67325070
Pmsl HUP nibs
>>67324439
Put a tiny treble on. Couldn't find the Mariners line you said though.
Will check in the morning.
>>67325144
Were you at the toilet when they were handing brains out pmsl
>>67325144
You absolute mug.
All 3 will likely lose, you have a better chance and better odds doing the exact opposite.
>>67325144
what the fuck
>>67325209
>>67325222
>>67325228
Don't be such shrewdies, what's the point of making loads of money gambling if I can't do stuff like this with some of the profits.
Plus gotta keep that limit away.
>>67325144
Cash out you utter moron.
>>67325280
cash-out already down to 38.42, I'm not gonna just throw money away.
>>67325279
PLEASE have sex.
>>67325280
kek
KEK
>>67325302
Thats due to the Tigers being better than the Indians, just wait anon.
>>67325333
guess we'll see soon enough, kick off in a few minutes I think.
>>67325381
>kick off in a few minutes I think.
Fucking hell lid
£50 is a big sum for some nibs
>>67325395
indians are still faves for the bookies.
there's a live stream anyway, could be exciting, never watched it before.
>>67325538
I REFUSE to believe this isn't nibs.
Tomorrows skedge looks________
>>67325538
>baseball
>exciting
Got some news for you buddy
SURELY nibs
>>67325591
I gamble all day everyday for a living, literally 6am till 10pm. More at the weekends.
It's my job, I make decent money doing it but I have no friends, I barely see my family. Most my social interaction is on here or with my neighbour who's a neckbeard type.
It's not too bad of a life, I have lots of money saved up because I don't really buy anything other than food so I can retire at 50 even though I don't think I will.
The only time I really get down is in evenings because I can't sleep till about 1/2 but there's nothing to do and no-one to talk to. So I like putting little bets on so I have an excuse to stay up and watch some foreign sport, pretending I'm in the crowd with them with a son or something.
By the time whatever I bet on ends I'm exhausted and just pass out before my alarm goes off for another day of working.
I enjoy the life to be honest because I love sports, I can sit on my arse all day doing something I'm good at and passionate about.
It's just sometimes I wish there was someone other than /bet/ to do it with.
>>67325749
r/sportsbook ;)
>>67325749
How much you up for the year lid
>>67325144
surreal
That fucking UMPball
Fuck off Indians.
>>67325749
/bet/ - real people, real stories
>>67325749
n-nibs?
>>67325749
big fan of this post pal
>>67325749
This post gave me the feels
>>67325749
Delete this.
>>67325749
Euan pls
Save up and buy the controlling interest of some small time football team and use your knowledge of them to place perfectly priced +EV bets
>>67325749
imagine your tears while typing this out,
>>67325749
How much do you make on average per month?
>>67325749
I'm not crying, there's something in my eye.
indians up 2-0 already, tears if you aren't on the official /bet mafia/ treble
>>67325610
It's actually not that bad, feels like a lot of American sport with not much actual play time.
>>67326105
It depends on the month, some can be around 20 some closer to 5. There's enough sport to do it all year but some sports I know more about and feel more confident betting bigger on than others. Worse month I ever had was about -21 best I've seen was 3 summers ago I made 46, after that I went abroad for the first time in my life. I went to Rome, it was nice but very hot.
What are the rules on bet365 regarding postponed matches (with no date)?
>>67326203
>I went to Rome, it was nice but very hot.
Wanna come drinking with me mate?
>>67326217
refund i think
>>67325749
big hugs x
>>67326203
hundred or k?
>>67326203
20 grand right? I'm averaging about 700 quid a day for the past two weeks and am up 5 grand overall.
Should I expect some big loss soon? Or is this consistent profit?
>>67325749
stay strong brother
>>67326265
I just contacted chat and the bet will stand until Sunday (in case the match is played before then). Well fuck.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFchgev8mjc
>>67326288
what you been betting on lid?
>>67326369
Hassan plz
>>67326288
Yeah 20k. I don't really know if you will see big loss, even though you can work hard to find value on lines and information the bookies don't know anything can happen. Matches randomly don't go your way. Fixed matches are less of a problem, they are pretty uncommon and you can spot them from the movement on the lines usually, it's important to stay away from them if you want to do gambling long term.
But if you're making consistent money and don't start making mistakes then I don't see why you can't continue. The biggest problem is when you find yourself locked out of bookies, I spent ages finding new accounts and new sites but eventually I realised the only way forward was on exchanges. It took me a long time to make long term exchange betting profitable, betfairs 5% really stings your profit long term, but on the upside there's no income tax. It's pretty soul destroying when you put hours into research and can't find someone to lay your bets or back them.
But 700 a day is really good, I didn't see that kinda money for a long time, I used to make my main income from uk football lower leagues but they got really good at doing the lines so I had some very tight years. Good luck to you.
>>67326369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
>>67326369
>>67326432
Delete these.
>>67326431
wtb
tell me about them san lorenzo slags, do they cover?
Islanders SW tonight @1.9 tbqh.
>>67326541
Seems correctly priced imho
>>67326432
> generic britpop garbage
> some wonky claymation video
pmsl even zedds is better than this
heat +4.5 FG
heat +2.5 1H
HORRIFICALLY
Germans, explain this neck please
Can you get limited on Betfair?
And if so, on the exchange too, or just the sportsbook?
The way I see it, on the exchange you're just taking money from other gamblers and Betfair get a commission
>>67326985
you just answered your own question
pmsl at the photo of paysandu's stadium on soccerway
>>67326555
Uno.
>>67326985
Yeah, it's called premium charge.
>>67326796
pmsl. So lotto
>>67326796
>over a medium on this
No idea why people still pay for the clown tbqhwy
>>67325144
Looks like this guy's bet is coming in, what /bet/ magic is this
>>67326608
platense tried to play offensively, got on o1.5 fh and o5.75, 0-3 overs might still be worth it imo if they keep playing like that
mackers SUCH a F R A U D
pmsl, platense absolutely tez at defending corners, re-backed after i saw them defending one and sure enough they concede 3rd goal from it lel
>>67327580
Was hoping San Lorenzo would stop scoring so I could hop on at a decent price but looks like I completely missed the boat here
>>67327787
-0.5 first half, go
>>67327787
got one last re-back on o5.5 a bit earlier, feel like it's gonna be one of those that leaves a bitter aftertaste
>>67327858
>>67327870
Seems a bit greedy boys. You got a stream my Slovakian friend?
>>67327902
they just scored... didnt go on
>>67327902
Fuck sake, I give up
backed san lorenzo twice this half, both times they've scored within 3 seconds of the bet processing. feels good to be on the right side of that shit for once
>>67327902
i am very guilty of immense greed but i feel like i deserve these mountains after resisting slag tennis earlier while drunk and with nothing to bet on
o9.5 match goals?
+3 platense @1.9
so tempting
>>67326796
good bet kek
>>67328024
I hope you're not serious
>>67328001
>>67328024
i'm staying off but lorenzo seem to have a lot of double digit wins for what it's worth and i don't see paysandu suddenly starting to defend either
>>67328059
why? Not seeing them score more than 9 without receiving one.
>>67328024
Need your head checked lid. I cant get on anything but I would rather have Denise Coates repeatedly kick my testicles than willingly back +3 in a game like this
Indians are destroying this game, that lonely gambling guy is a lucky charm
>>67326555
just hopped on ML 3-way @2.70
Does anyone have a filter on their spreadsheet for bets opposing PGA tips once le line goes too far? Up sums today from based on the bets I know he tipped. Just wondering how profitable long term it is.
Didnt put shit on it but i'm sure it will pass. Good night.
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS SHREWD A GAMBLER AS TOM HANKS
>>67328323
Not believing till he posts slips
New thread as Tom Hanks Edition please
>>67328506
No thread is good, we have LGG making basketball come in with his sad stories of Rome, we have mackers going down insane, we have big_al proving his shrewdness, I don't think I'm ready to move on
>>67328506
lad hasn't made a good movie in a while, we shouldn't reward him because he pandered to /bet/
>>67328626
Bridge of Spies was alright
>>67328688
I actually fell asleep in the cinema
Need 4 more loz girl goals
Shaking
Need the cubs to win by 6
Tremors
Need 9 minimum zzzzz
Sunshine Coast race 4.
Silver heels 2.2
Literally a 2 horse race but taking the outsider as has decent record in the wet and expect the apprentice jockey on the favorite to get lost in a match race.
LOL retards who picked Cruz to be the nominee.
I just made more than t4tw loses in a year.
>>67329371
you made more than 0?
>>67329337
>no
>>67329371
is this where you don't post a slip?
>>67328024
SO SO SHREWD
>let´s say i work for a small team, (but big enough to be on some betting sites), on the maintenance department and have access to the electrical panel... some of our games occur at night, so no eletricity = no game, when a problem happens the ref decides if the game is canceled, or if the problem can be fixed soon, they wait. luckily i´m the person that reports the situation, and i´m the person that was supposed to fix the electricy issue. Ideia is to bet hard on the under goals market, turn power off, and report that the estimate time to be fixed is around 20- 30 minutes ( which the ref is more than happy to wait, this is really not much ), and before "fixing" the electricity problem, i retrieve my investment, with a very good profit
>leddit
>>67329531
>replying to yourself
>>67328136
you're down balls
>>67329512
no point of posting one now, but i've made so much off him.
dumb cruz backers should never bet again.
>>67325144
too shrewd
>>67329858
F R A U D
>>67329858
You come here into our thread, posting shitty Tom hanks shrewd comments and pretending you won money on the presidential nominations when really you're a greasy slug looking for attention
>>67330068
don't get mad that you didn't listen to me. i am a political genius and you should give up on betting on politics and bet on soccer like the mug you are.
bet slips can be easily manipulated, therefore they are not relevant.
Islanders 3333
police game looks good for overs, the motives, the first goal, the rball. it's almost too perfect
This ref in the Huracan game has absolutely no chill
>>67330279
What motives?
>>67330360
2 more rounds to go, overish home side with nothing to play for up a goal against a good offense that needs 3 points like A I R. that's a good setup for overs imo
>>67329138
drowning
>>67330168
4444444444444
>>67330487
>>67330487
Going to wait for o2.5
>>67330663
Period 3 islanders 0.0 super large?
>>67329858
As i thought :^)
Mirin my green book canada?
ISLANDERS NO
>>67330880
>only making $187
LOL
About to lump on Nacional
>>67331143
They're just being good lads, giving you the opportunity to reback
>>67331275
hahah did u get in? red card now
>>67331407
Surely you know how red cards work in South America
What I would give for a 2nd Bragantino goal...
AM /bet/ is truly a horrible place to lurk in. It contains mostly stupid addict eurocucks, americuts, occasional Canadian addicts and then come morning, a bunch of greasy Aussie posters who never post anything worth reading.
>>67331427
how to they work senpai?
>>67331516
but it's nighttime, that would make it PM.
>>67331516
This. Is. So. Important
>Isles
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
defence force with some SURREAL offense
>>67331538
The team with 10 men always scores. Always
Took Portland in the handicap
>Have +5.5 on raptors,they trying to score 3.
Just try easy 2 pls
police overs super comfy, night lids x
jesus what a game in canada.
Miami ML backers in full PANIC mode
>>67331516
>tfw the biggest fraud on /bet/ tries to insult you
In tears tbqh
Heat and Raptors sucks so much.
Will put my house on Cavs 4 0 these jokers.
BTTS @ above evens in the Pumas game is far too high
>>67324948
as soon as that ball left lowry's hands, I was already thinking about the UNC game
>villanova meme chuckers
surreal if you stayed true to your word though
>>67332609
cinched now
Pumas o3.5 goals @2.55
>poopleboner
Can anyone tell me why it appears online bookies have stopped taking bets for who will win the NBA finals?
>>67334389
The state of curry heavily decides the entire thing, if he comes back hobbled and doesn't score like crazy as before then it could easily be spurs vs cavaliers
alternatively, >bosh returns COULD mean a miami vs spurs finals
probably will reopen in a couple days after gsw/portland game 3/4
on an semi related note, what are we betting on this gsw-portland game? i don't see gsw winning this one but you never know
>>67334524
So they close and open betting on who wins the finals whenever they feel like it? Thanks.
I guess I gotta keep checking every day.
>>67334524
>Bosh returning
Pretty sure it's over for him. He wont return this postseason and most likely will retire if he gets another bloodclot.
>>67334524
Another thing, if I can pick your brain... Before a series starts do they take bets on who will win the series? Not having to pick the # of games or anything... just the outright winner?
>>67334670
Really depends on your bookie. Even so, 99% will be correctly priced anyway, so no value to be found
>>67334670
Bovada still carries series prices for the current series even though they've already started
>>67334625
it's a pretty unique scenario this year because curry is such a large part of who wins
it's almost like if lebron being injured in the last 5 finals, cavs would be underdogs nearly in every finals
>>67334670
it depends on the bookie, but most of them have it with the difference being if it updates or not
like some will ONLY have the opening lines, while others will update the odds after every game/update the winner in how many games as well
>http://www.oddsshark.com/nba/2016-nba-playoffs-series-prices
>>67334716
>>67334803
Thanks. Why do they call them "prices"?
>>67334524
Klay is struggling with 3 atm.
>>67334863
Klay is a streaky little nigga that will return to average. Gsw SW @2 is very tempting to punt on
>>67334828
No particular reason, it's just how it is
what's going on in comfy night bet liddos? Anyone get on Portland?
>>67335962
Got GS ML @1.74, Dame o26.5 points, and o213
>>67335962
GSW sw @2 is incredibly comfy right now. i' also on -2.5 so we're getting UNREAL SUMS
>>67335996
I really hate betting on basketball to be honest. I left my office when it was the 4th quarter because i thought it was over. Now I see that GS won lol what a game.
At least I cashed out of my portland bet. Cashed in on the Heat though! Lowry and derozan exposed
>Lillard o26.5 points
>25 points after 3 quarters
>0 (zero) points in the 4th
JUST
>>67336590
you kinda got btfo my friend, atleast GSW came in.
>>67329585
Neva been dun befoar! Reddit more like Shrewddit.
