old
>>67278311
First for endless safety play
chinks get lost, noble sport is not for you
You have just been CURSED by the STEPHEN LEE of MATCHFIXING and OBESITY!
>>67281613
Never trust a fatty
Another one for the nickname list
Mark "Long Cue" Selby
annoyed with this cunting new thread.
>>67281613
use this one when the current one hits bump limit
>12 more frames of nobody can pot shit
yeah this final will last until 5am local
Can't get over this.
>>67281613
no proof. dindu nuffin
well done on ruining the comfyness of /147/
hello what channel is this on?
![Hot-black-men-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xi2vCr1.jpg "Hot-black-men-3[1].jpg")
>>67281772
BBC
i can't find anything but >soccer and cricket ;__;
>>67281613
13-10
>>67281831
just search google for a bbc2 stream
should be pretty easy to find one
>>67281831
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/35268607
>two threads
>>67281871
It's fucking plebs from 300 bump limit boards man
>posting in a thread made by a 300 post mong
>>67281613
lel i remember that
>both threads still active
>threads not numbered
What a fucking fiasco this is
>>67282266
Some mong made a thread 150 posts early
>>67282266
>no session times
>no current score or extra details
I made sure I got in extra early with the first thread this morning so no one would fuck it up and now this has happened
>>67282348
Least he put /147/ in the thread title
>>67282372
True it could've been worse. Those first couple of threads without at the start of the tournament were a right fiasco
>>67281870
How do I watch this outside of the UK?
>>67282651
You just watch it out the UK
1st thread reached 500. Now is the appropriate time to post in this thread without being part of the problem.
>>67282651
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport/snooker/world-championship-snooker-2016-live-stream-may-02
>>67282848
Aye, panic over.
I think it's over, Ding hasn't got the mental resolve to win 7 frames tonight
Who here /would smash that Alice contestant on eggheads/?
Also, I would fucking destroy Judith.
What the fuck happened with Ding conceding on the Leopard's go?
>>67282857
Please don't spread that site.
It will only be a matter of time before it gets banhammered.
>>67281980
fuck off to the other thread Akmed
>>67282857
the eggheads are on
How many bongs until it's back on?
>>67283075
44 bings
>>67283075
45 bings
>>67283066
Enjoy it you philistine
>>67283092
>>67283093
Cheers lads, time for a quick tug.
>>67283140
>45 minutes
>"quick" tug
>>67281980
i am literally a Dr of Math and ALWAYS, on the internet, i get called a mong.
>>67283209
>not edging for over 3 hours over Brazilian marathon fart porn
>pleb
>>67283213
>>67283209
It's in honour of Mark Selby's snooker
>A Party Election Broadcast by the Labour Party
Uncle Barry's announced the Worlds will stay at the Crucible for another decade at least
>>67283371
Disappointing.
>>67283371
>you black sub-human cunt
>>67283371
Quite right too.
>>67283371
Should move it to the Ally Pally and allow for some more fun crowds.
>>67283678
And introduce a shot clock to force selby to retire
We're live
Took a cheeky nap and woke up just in time. Perfect.
>>67283678
Denmark pls
Life is suffering when stream keeps buffering
ELEVEN MORE YEARS
SO FUCKING BASED
KEEPING SNOOKER BRITISH
HOORRRRAH
SHARPE WOULD BE PROUD.
>falling for the crucible meme
Why do people stare directly into the camera when they're near one?
>this intro
What the fuck is this intro?
Belly full, and ready for the final session.
I'm excited lads.
>entrance slags
Fuck you Hearn
Needs more explosions.
ding's song sounded shit enough that he probably made it
FULL WALK-ON SONG
Qt chinese in the audience?
Why is Ding so cute?
Mayor of Bradford there
>Virgo on commentary
We're in for a laugh
Inb4 selby gets a 30 break and plays safe
>>67283919
Oh shit he's unironically the mayor of Sheffield
>having a paki as a mayor
10hrs 25mins
record is 14 hrs 50 by davis and taylor, will it be reached?
Ready for at least 6 hours of cueball going places.
honestly now, dont give a fuck who wins now that snooker is british for another decade.
i just want Selby's tight arse to leak crack juice up my nose holes
Ding is done.
"just like watching fucking match of the day"
>>67283970
What a fucking surprise selby cant win a frame in 1 visit
Ding is shit
Fuck off fried rice
>>67284036
Doesn't matter if Ding can't do it, either.
>>67284047
>ding is shit
>holds record for most centuries in 1 match
Yea m8
Ding's gonna get dong'd this entire session
>>67284069
>muh potting
kek lad
anyone else feel like Ronnie should have won the last 5 world championships back to back? the standard is so shit today
>even if Selby wins the next 3 frames it'll take him until 10pm
>>67284086
Its called break building m8
I have come to accept the donging of Ding. At least the score doesn't look as bleak as yesterday afternoon.
>selby getting his lips nice and lubricated for planting a smacker on the trophy
>>67284099
yeah
>Selby will never examine you
>>67284108
>being dependent on ball placement to win frames
kek lad
Mark "iron grip" selby
>>67284099
ronnie is shit as well, couldn't even beat harry
How gay would you go for Selby?
Like, he's a tall, handsome guy with plenty of money and mad snooker skills. He wouldn't be a bad bf to be seen with and would get you mad cred in certain circles.
Personally, I'm not totally gay but I would be OK with sucking his dick and kissing and cuddling. If the mood were right, I'd let him suck my dick and if possible, I'd like to have a go on his arse. Definitely wouldn't want him up my arse though.
I'd be infuriated if he cheated on me with another man but wouldn't have any issues with him having some pussy on the side. I don't have a pussy to offer him and I'd like to have some skirt myself from time to time.
>>67284134
Wacking balls round the table for hours until opponent gets an unlucky in off
Wew lad
>tfw it's over by the mid session interval
>that fucking nigga with his bling gold chain
#SwagAtTheSnooker
Show me the qt chinese girl in the audience
>>67284023
>>67284159
And it will lead to more world titles
And kek lad ding fucks up again
>>67284145
'arry had a good day and Ronnie is justing making money for his babby's education. sad really. I think he could have got Hendrys crucible record
ding is so shit it makes me angry
>>67284179
>"AY YO, CHECK OUT MA RINGTONE"
>mfw selby finishes it all off by 8pm I have no excuse but to finish my college work
>>67284210
it's not like he's not trying, he's just mentally weak. kind of like ding
>its a ding misses and leaves an easy one for selby to start a break episode
>>67284230
ik that feel bro :(
HES OUT OF POSITION AGAIN AFTER 17 JESUS CHRIST
I reckon this was the only shot for Ding for a Worldchampion title with many big shots out and a bad playing Selby.
>>67284241
ronnie isn't weak minded, he's just apathetic. There's a difference because not caring and not being capable
This final is poor. Last year was much better
>>67284230
Just watch the spurs game
>>67284261
IT WAS A KICK BRO
>>67284274
Told you he couldn't do it against Selby.
>>67284283
Blame selby.
>>67284286
>>67284288
Better lose against the World Number 1, than winning a cheap title.
>>67284099
yeah so much.
Why no chinese shitposters?
Why no chinese qt?
Why chinese workd champion?
>>67284295
I will. Slowby is too boring
>>67284230
you ugly little shit
>advice from a former, now married, uber, kids-houses etc yeah, pro.
carpet bomb bitches.
Selby you jammy bastard yet again
>>67284203
wew lad
>>67284249
>it's almost every episode
>>67284276
not being able to motivate himself counts as being mentally weak
he's said himself he wants hendry's record and even if he was just in it for the money the prize for winning is massive compared to the losers'
>Pooby
>>67284302
I'd pick the cheap title, thanks. It's not like you don't deserve it, just because there's no Torturer waiting for you in the final. Ding played a great tournament.
>he's left nothing
Of course he's left nothing, luckiest cunt ever
>>67284348
>Implying he's winning by luck
safety first anon
>>67284358
It's not the same as not being able to handle the pressure of winning though, and that's not a label you can put on Ronnie given his record
Ding 88% pot success
>thinks he's a good player
>>67284420
Only because selby memes him into taking tough long pots
>>67284430
>i-it's selby's fault
>>67284430
Well he should stop taking them on, the absolute meme.
>>67284283
This.
Ronnie was correct, Selby is a torturer.
>>67284430
If he can't pot long shots then he's not a world champion m8
Yet again Jon Virgo pissing me off no end.
>He's overhit it! Or has he?!
I DON'T KNOW JON, HOW ABOUT WE JUST WATCH THE GAME AND SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS
>>67284488
He's lost without Jim Davidson.
>>67284488
>HE'S PLAY THAT PERFECTLY...ooh, it's slowed up at the end
Ding has let down 40 million chinese people and 40 autists on a chinese mageboard
Unlucky Ding
was that dings gf?
>>67284531
iek
Once again selby leaves ding nothing. So mad.
>ding playing safety
REEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE HE SAFETY IS SO BORING
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS LELBY
WTFFFFFFF
>>67284488
He's 70 now the commentator's eye has gone
why is everyone so quick to blame selby?
Norway it's time to embrace Selby as your lord and saviour, and soon to be two-time snooker world champion.
>Ding slightly blocked by the pink
>Selby missing wildly and getting away with it again and again
When will this end
Double!
>that time when the camera turned to ronnie, he started picking his nose and the camera turned away quickly
>>67284488
>he still hasn't realised that eurosport's coverage is far superior
>>67284488
You'll miss him when he's gone and the commentators are Murphy, Ebdon and Robertson
>>67284594
>why is everyone so quick to blame selby?
Autists
>>67284612
that was disgusting, I feel sick
>>67284589
He never fucking had it, mate
![1462023042757[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tgubP0v.jpg "1462023042757[1].jpg")
>when everyone says come on ding but no one says come on mark
this luck is absolute GOAT tier
like better than lester level luck
>selby is from leicester
wait a minute
>>67284645
Exactly.
Ding pls
>we have a new favourite for this frame
Said five times
Was a Ding fan at the start of the final but Selby really does deserve it a lot more. Ding's constant choking is infuriating
Is it all over lads or do you think I can quickly run to the offy for a cheeky alcoholic beverage?
>>67284654
>this luck is absolute GOAT tier
Yeah it's not like Selby has had loads of kicks
>>67284645
casuals desu
Selby is giving a masterclass in big game snooker
>>67284641
Just a joke m8 "commentator's eye" was a meme from Big Break when he used to boast about his judgement in how the balls roll
Virgo is just one big meme at this point.
Rubbish Selby
>>67284715
Lololololol
Cunt.
>basically a respotted black
>>67284715
lol at his milf wife whispering "What is he doing?"
inb4
HURRR BING spam
>Potting the black
>Not going for safety to make things more interesting.
Selby plz
>>67284721
Accept and cherish him.
>turn away from the screen and miss something interesting
Every fucking time.
That's why I rarely watch football desu
>Mark Selby
>Nickname: Dong
Kek
>JUSThui
MARK THE SHARK
A
R
K
T
H
E
S
H
A
R
K
WEW
>BING
>>67284744
2015: BING
2016: DING
OUR BOY
Who /MAD/ here?
>>67284772
You like to cum on yo boi?
Love to know how many times Selby has walked out after a frame in this final. What a knobhead
>>67284645
No one really likes Mark
>>67284805
I'm just sad that it happened exactly like I thought it would be.
>>67284813
shut up you mug
>>67284805
I am
Curious as to how many Selby ans there actually are in here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10112031
>>67284805
Don't really care either way desu.
>>67284805
Autists out
>>67284829
I just wanted a close game tbqh:/
>>67284672
Ding's choking and Selby's flukes.
Neither have been particularly great
don't understand why so much hate on Selby
What is it with gooks and acne scars?
>>67284805
I am but only because I want some late night snooker.
>>67284842
Selby has personality and a soul.
Ding is chinese.
>>67284686
I'd like to see his balls roll after I mash them off with a rusty spoon.
'Where are my balls going?!' he'd cry.
If we get to the mid session interval will the GOAT hendry be on comms?
>>67284842
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10112031
lel these votes
>>67284805
I /acceptance/ at this point.
>>67284877
all that deep fried ching chong food
>>67284805
/acceptingdeath/ here.
>>67284807
Sure, why not.
le play it safe becasue I fucked the position man
>>67284842
>no "neutral" option
Picking a team is for casuals
>>67284952
could be either really
Let Selby into your hearts and you'll feel better.
Last night's poll
>>67284964
go home Xherdan
>>67284853
>two times World Champion Selby
>3 minutes shot time
Shiiit
>>67284876
Because Selby is terrible for the sport. He grabs each frame and drags it down into the gutter and slowly strangles the life out of it. His style of snooker is extremely slow, boring and tedious. On top of all that, he is very animated and vocal when things don't go his way. An example is last night when Ding kept playing for snookers and Mark was being all dramatic like a petulant child, eventually throwing his hands in the air when he won, seemingly forgetting he did the same thing 2 frames earlier to Ding but much worse. He was even talking to the audience while Ding was taking shots.
In short, he's a massive cunt and has a boring, tedious style of anti-snooker
>bingspam went out in the first round
>>67285037
>Delusional Selby haters
You need to be locked up because you are fucking crazy.
>>67285037
>anti-snooker
By literally playing SNOOKERS. Casuals out.
>>67285041
Cov-guy has literally changed his fucking shirt
If Ding stops making as many mistakes he will close the gap again because Selby is playing like dogshite too
>>67285037
Saving for copypasta
>>67284876
only casuals and pakis hate him desu
>>67285037
I don't know, he seems fast enough (he's no Ebdon), and to me he's not really that boring
Is the collage guy here? requesting the most recent version
Genuinely don't understand the Selby hate. It's snooker lads, not everyone can be Ronnie.
>>67285037
>fat ugly cunt.
Crowd BTFO
DING-DONG COME ALONG
WATCH CHINKY TURN IT ON
>>67285146
>>67285154
Lithuania dropping the cold hard truths.
I kinda want a Ebdon - Selby match and for it to drag on for two weeks
>right in the heart of the pocket!
>nudges off the jaw and goes in
Virgo out.
>>67285166
>Genuinely don't understand the Selby hate.
Ronnie dickriders are now Ding dickriders.
>>67285154
he's been a bit better today
last night was a fucking chore though, and I generally don't mind drawn out tactical frames
>>67285154
People are just mad they starting bandwagoning a useless gook who is being taken to school by a two time world champion
>>67285201
Just anyone but selby m8
>>67285078
Snooker is the name of the game. "Getting a snooker" is a term that became popular much later. Stop confusing them.
Selby's style is very much anti-snooker. He doesn't allow the game to blossom or flow. His tactic is to bore the shit out of you until you just want it to be over so you can go home to bed
>>67285154
Then you didn't watch last night, it went on until after midnight. Or his other games in the tournament.
>>67285166
Ignore the keyboard thumpers.
get your toilet paper ready
Selby's wife is coming on screen
I'm a spurs fan, so I'm.supporting ding
Do you enjoy watching Selby?
Let's see where /147/ stands...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10112196
>>67285233
>Just anyone but selby m8
Yeah sure, you autistic retard.
>>67285284
>toilet paper
no thanks I'll be coming on screen as well
>>67285285
>I'm a spurs fan
Nice try
>>96
>Ding has 14 centuries this championships
>just 2 off Hendry's record
It's a shame that "Snookers" Selby might beat this incredible Break Builder from Beijing
>>67285285
>fenian cunt, supporting a jew team with prod backgrounds.
>follows wendyball
kill yourself.
Ding is shit m8
Shall I run to the offy lads?
>the yellow missed the yellow
>>67285005
http://www.strawpoll.me/10104634
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreak incoming
>>67285316
kek
might as well wait for the mid sesh interval
>>67285385
your shit
