Monday 2 May
Final (best of 35 frames)
Sessions at 14:00 and 19:00
Mark Selby (Eng) 10-7 Ding Junhui (Chn)
![article-2482722-190E387000000578-554_634x409[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YiSUYG3.jpg "article-2482722-190E387000000578-554_634x409[1].jpg")
try and keep it civil this time lads, don't want another 300 posts of people moaning about trips and calling each other pakis and casuals
who actually plays snooker on the regular here? Dont tell me you casuals only watch
Morning lads. You're keen.
>>67278385
No more skull photos if they freak people out, I will promise.
>>67278396
Depends, I go down to the club at least once a fortnight, but my mates prefer either "Blackball" Pool or Eight-ball American Pool so I only play Snooker once every couple of months.
>>67278396
I would have to get some Dennis Taylor glasses in order to play and there's no way I'm wearing those in public
>>67278396
I used to, haven't played for a few years.
>>67278385
>don't want another 300 posts of people moaning about trips and calling each other pakis and casuals
>>67278598
Just turn your specs upside down, if you've got round ones it works fine.
>tfw writing a 3000 word assignment before snooker kicks off
cya later m8s
Come on based ding. If you let selby win it will set snooker back 20 years with his discraceful meme play
>>67278598
Lrn 2 see properly m8
I had trouble getting to sleep last night because I felt so violated by Selby.
>>67278385
>wants ding to win
>>67278396
I do lad. Have a whole billiards set up in my basement
The referee.... quite hairy...
>>67278396
I play pool quite often. It's practically the same thing.
You're playing a cheeky game of snooker with the lads at the pool hall and these guys tell you to amscray. Wut do?
>>67279124
I'd leave
alri, lads.
Reporting back in after 3 days of absence. So Based Ding has made it to the final and is "only" 3 frames behind. Would love to see him win it. How's it been so far? inb4 comfy
>>67278311
>picture
lel
white man will make the jap walk on
>>67279124
Tell them to fuck off if they know what's good for them while slightly unsheathing my katana
>>67279124
Teach them how to play the superior game of snooker and become friends.
>>67279263
don't make me find you m8, Ding needs to win
>>67279242
>How's it been so far?
depends what kind of snooker you like
Selby started the torture when Ding started pulling it back which led to some long frames.
Threads haven't been particularly comfy. mostly people moaning about selby and people moaning about people moaning about selby. been some tasty OC like the OP pic though, reached 4 (four) threads last night
Hello lads. Mind and body ready for a final day of snooker.
Did anything of note happen in the last frame yesterday? I went to bed halfway through that one.
What a perfect bank holiday treat
I don't have a job but I assure this would be awesome if I did
>>67279425
Not really went on for ages untill like half 12 ,had some of the worse misses Iv ever seen though,considering it was a final.ding spent about 15 mins trying to get a snooker on the green ,Selby missed about 3 sitters on it.When Selby did pot it everyone ironically cheered and rushed off to bed
>>67279461
So it went pretty much as expected then.
>>67279355
ty, m8.
>Selby started the torture when Ding started pulling it back which led to some long frames.
Sounds horrible if you have to get up early.
>Threads haven't been particularly comfy
Then it's time to change that.
>reached 4 (four) threads last night
>tfw other tournaments will never be this active
eyyyyy lmao
alri tho
who /teamselby/ here?
>>67279474
there was one frame where selby prolonged the game for about an extra 45 minutes while needing 2 snookers. didn't ended up getting them but the damage was done, both players looked awful from then on
>>67279355
>mostly people moaning about selby and people moaning about people moaning about selby
so much this tho.
>>672789030
1000 words down so I'm settling in for some snooks
>bbc two unironically thinking eight frames will take 4 (four) hours
More long tactical battles please. Hoping for midnight finish.
>>67279489
There is literally nothing wrong with careful safety play in snooker.
>>67279479
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67279531
same lol im hoping selby uses some master tactics as well for extra saucy posts.
What's the latest they could finish? Has a final ever rolled on to a Tuesday?
>play starts at 14:00 BST
lying shits
RARE GOLD HAT MEDAL MAN
![apollo-bell-1024x554[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EX7VLEz.jpg "apollo-bell-1024x554[1].jpg")
DING
I
N
G
>>67279558
Sometimes it takes till 3am.
>>67279546
>>67279549
>13 second gap
proof to all those who think it could be me that it's definitely not me samefagging myself.
>>67279562
Who'd win in a fight, medal man or football shirt man?
>>67279546
Not comfy. Just hide & move on.
Reminder not to reply to that disgusting tripfag cunt.
>>67279585
Medal Man looks like he's got some sick magic spells so I'd pick him.
>that song
Tip top self aware music tbqh
We're on lads.
Nothing like settling down on a bank holiday with my wife's son to watch the snooker
SETTLE DOWN NOW PLEASE
>>67279595
He looks like he's put on a bit of weight and his beard is look very full and luscious.
>taking on a pot like that for your first shot of the day
lmao this kid
>>67279613
>with my wife's son
can you keep them shit /brit/ memes out of here pls?
this is a comfy zone.
>>67279613
10/10 post haha well memed
>>67278311
Ding isn't in the picture
What's Sheffield like lads?
>>67279629
Plenty of time for that, we'll get through at least 10 thread today.
>>67279626
>says an attention seeking trip faggot
>>67279641
touche
>>67279632
Some of it is nice, some of it isn't
Just like anywhere else
Rob Walker is such an insufferable cunt.
>>67279632
Grim. I'm surprised uncle Barry hasn't moved this to the Ally Pally yet, so he can shovel in a few thousand gormless pissed up morons.
>>67279632
quite nice desu
not that interesting though
>>67279669
Wahey, look at how much absolute top banter I'm having in this pirate suit I bought 10 minutes ago from Argos.
>Hendry & Taylor
>>67279474
Most important part: Selby was 6-0 ahead, so Ding's actually been coming back. Selby played well in the beginning but then started fucking up hard. His break building went to complete shit and it's only 10-7 because of his ridiculous match play and safety game.
>>67279659
lol chill out
it's not like we see him much
Where's the Selby-hating Norwegian gone? Bloody light weight.
KEANOOOOO
KEANOOOOO
>being so cucked you want a chinaman winning in our glorious british sport
fuck off.
>>67279687
The 2 best commentators desu
>>67279659
The catchphrase presenter?
>>67279723
YOUR RIGHT
>>67279722
tru
>>67279689
Excellent. So there's hope for Ding left.
>>67279723
>>67279730
That's Roy.
>>67279722
>not Virgo
>not Terry Griffths
>not Dominic Dale
shit tier choice.
If I wanted to hear about football I'd be watching football you gout ridden oaf.
>Nireland and Ireland qualified
>As did England
>As did Wales
>great period of sport coming up
>what happened to Scotland?
....
The pressure is on now to clear up totally, othewise get molested.
>>67279742
swansea are safe ^.^
Judge Rinder on in 5 minutes, I'm torn.
>>67279716
Better than supporting someone that married his own mum.
If Ding was faecal matter he'd be Dung Junpoo
>>67279751
STUUUPIIIIIIID
I wonder if Selby will come to the table to try and get the 10 snookers he needs.
>>67279752
but he didn't?
and you'd literally crawl through broken glass to shag her
shut up rudeboi.
>>67279746
Great period of sport because of football? In an Olympic year? Get a grip of yourself Taylor.
>It's an I'm hungover and want to watch the snooker in squalid darkness but the sun won't fuck off and my blinds are shit episode
>>67279751
TALKING
>>67279751
Only if you're housewife or a massive bender. Those are ITV's main audience.
>>67279731
Also you missed this one.
>>67279773
Or Northern. Judge Rinder is good though.
>Dong
>>67279774
This is what Robin Hull does to pass the time when he's not playing snooker.
>>67279768
He did not mention the Olympics but anyone who watches sports would know that he is refering to the sport on this summer.
>Yuros
>Olympics
>Wimbledon
yow
Ding looking fresh today.
>Ding on the table again
FUCKING GODDAMNIT SELBY GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER AND FUCKING DONT LET THIS CHINKY LITTLE FUCKER CUNT WIN THIS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>67279799
Calm down manlet
>>67279774
Holy fuck. Glorious.
>>67279629
>>67279635
If people don't mind I'll just keep adding memes as and when they appear
I'd like a good shot of football shirt man so I can include the full cov shirt in the pic
>>67279794
One of those 3 is not like the others.
Selby now needs 1 hour of safety play to get Ding out of his flow.
Reminder not to give attention to tripfags, even in /147/. Hide and move on.
Grey suit with black shirt is objectively the best looking snooker getup you can wear.
>>67279814
it is true, but still enough sport until the new season of sport begins
>>67279818
stop bringing attention to them...
jesus christ thought people would've learnt by now.
>>67279828
I prefer Murphy's blue suit, brown shoes look. More /fa/ than Selby but less /fit/
>>67279828
Liking Ding's red look
>>67279546
anon, you appear to have replied to a tripfag. Please do not make this mistake again. Thank you.
>>67279813
haha that ding is perfect
>>67279828
>>67279840
What about McManus and his tartan troosers?
>>67279840
I really liked those brown shoes, but many others didn't.
That moving overhead shot is GOAT
>>67279861
cuecam when
>Ding
>>67279840
>I prefer Murphy's
End yourself mate.
>>67279852
Pretty good.
We're all agreed Trump's STD Awareness shoes are the worst right?
>>67279875
Maguire pls leave, you're not even a fat world champ, just fat
>>67279840
this is a good post.
I will slam it in.
>Sticky fingers
>>67279861
They should make more use of other camera shots, the overhead doesn't give you a true perspective on the size of the table.
Do they even have cameras in all of the pockets any more?
>>67279906
>little bit sticky
ey lads
>My wife's son is a big snooker fan
>He has Down's Syndrome
>tfw will never be able to take him to the crucible to see his favourite player Judd Trump, because he makes too much random noises and would be thrown out for distracting the players
>>67279938
more reason to move it to ally pally
Has Ding got chocolate around his mouth?
>that Chinese girl ooowww
>>67279938
>down's syndrome
>favourite is Judd Trump
I am not surprised.
cmon ding
>>67279953
it was only a matter of time.
What's the maximum file size for pictures?
Still adding to muh collage
>>67279975
4Mb?
There should've been a row full of people wearing full Tottenham kits to throw Selby off.
>>67279975
autism
>>67279975
4MB, iirc.
>>67279986
>>67279993
Thinks it's at like 3mb atm
>>67279871
I want a VR stream from when players start wearing gopros
>>67279988
He probably won't be keeping an eye on it. Kick-off is after tonight's final session starts, I can't imagine he'll be flicking through Twitter on the bog in the mid-session interval like Judd Trump.
who /ding/ here?
>>67280014
Gopros cause way too much distortion. Judging the table would be impossible.
>>67280023
I think ding deserves it more but i just want a exciting finale tbqh
>>67280023
D I N G
>>67280023
fuck chinky boy
keep snooker british
>>67280046
> OI BRI-EISH JURBS FOR BRI-EEESH WORK-ARS
Now this is tactical safety snooker that's enjoyable. Wasting 40 minutes when you need 2 snookers is not
lads, what happens if this session goes on past 6pm?
would they skip the scheduled 6-7pm break?
>>67280084
No championship awarded.
Why are middle pockets so hard, bros?
>>67280089
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt
>>67280092
cant add as much pace into shot for position
>>67280084
They take the break as normal then play to a finish. Happened with 'The Force" Ebdon
>>67280084
I'm not 100%, but I think they always get an hour at least.
If they got to 6pm and still had frames to play, I think they stop for the end of session at the end of the ongoing frame
>>67280117
stfu.
Disappointed by the lack of memes
>>67280130
this.
this fucking frame lads
This feels good brahs. Selby had the chance to win the frame but he went for the safety, no surprise there, and now Ding is donging him at his own game
>Ding
Oh dear
Ding missed a few chances now. If he really wants to win this match, he can't let Selby get away with all of this shit.
Shit final so far
>squeeze Selby into an awkward escape leaving a ball on
>fail to capitalise on it
Every. Frame.
SELBY ON SUICIDE WATCH
THAT FUCKING ESCAPE
>clapping flukes
The crowd gets more pleb each year.
JESUS DING
THAT SHOT
RUB OF THE GREEN
ding really doesn't deserve to in this final unfortunately, he misses too many sitters purely because he lacks the bottle
lol get fucked lelby
Is Selby the GOAT saftey/snooker player of all times
>>67280214
If you win mulitple best of 25+ frames you deserve to be in the final
>>67280217
Steve "Interesting" Davis
>>67280214
Selby ranking tournament titles: 6
Ding ranking tournament titles: 11
Ding is also 3 year younger. Selby is the worse #1 ranked player of all times, he's such a grinder though he scrapes through to the latter stages but rarely wins anything.
>>67280226
meant to type 'win'
he deserves to be there
>>67280221
christ
he's fucking tragic
>>67280243
wow ok
what's it like to have started watching snooker in 2012?
>>67280232
>>67280244
excellent
If Selby doesn't speed his snookering up, he risks getting past his "Sell by" date before the final is over
>>67280221
>*too
>old
>hope you get brain cancer
>>67280244
Kek
>>67280244
Needs more molesting or torturing.
This is why I watch Snooker desu lads
>>67280262
It's a shame Neil Robertson doesn't embrace his gingerness.
Lovely pot
What
a
pot
balls on the line there
FUCKING YES
C'MON DING
FUCK SAKR YOU CHINKY FUCKWER
>>67280260
Was I talking to you cuntface?
DING DING DING
The molester has become the molested.
>>67280321
It's a public imageboard so fuck off.
Excellent frame to win that. DAT HEART.
Beaten at his own game
>>67280332
ding up past the elbow now
TYBDing
Ding didn't get a century in the first frame did he?
>Selby getting a taste of his own medicine
AYYYYY LMAO
Wish those cunts would stop fucking shrieking
We'll be able to tell if ding went number 2 because he'll return with his shirt properly tucked in.
fucking pakis cheering ding.
>>67280355
Ding lives in Sheffield and has done for 10 years.
He's our hometown hero.
>>67280352
He strikes me as the type who would stand up and pee with his pants around the ankles
Got 500 on Selby, what is he playing at, cant spake
>>67280355
Back to /brit/, bumboy.
>>67280361
>hope my ass looks good in the camera
I laughed
JUST
Lovely plant.
>>67280365
Slip or gtfo
>LELBY
>>67280355
Post your favourite Thatchers
I want to fuck Hazel really hard.
>>67280386
Traded as low as 1.17 pmsl
>>67280243
Look what we have here, Selby has more career centuries.
I gotta go to lidl, what cheeky snacks should I get for late night snooker?
>>67280399
>someone on /sp/ actually posted a slip
Well I never
>>67280367
back to kashmir inbred
>>67280418
Mini sausage rolls.
>>67280399
B I G
I
G
B O Y
O
Y
>>67280418
Cheese twists from the bakery counter. Absolutely delicious.
>>67280415
>2 more centuries
>in 3 more years
You weren't clever enough for Further Maths at school were you mate?
Why is snooker so hard?
>>67280399
any time a meme sport like snooker or cricket goes to 1.2ish, grab and run.
>>67280418
chilli heat wave doritos and some yop
thank fuck selby will win this frame.
>>67280418
Get an apple or an orange and some Corn Flakes
>>67280418
Just had a packet of these. Pretty dank 2bh
>>67280438
>tripfag
>still wanking on about school
seems right
go chink!
where's all the HUR DUR HUR SELBY HATRED now?
oh that's right, selby is break building you bitter chink fucks
>>67280418
Get some fucking Oats and Magerquark.
probably the first time he's cleared up for about 6 hours
>>67280464
Good taste, lad. Had some yday
TON UP
>>67280415
Mark's mum pls go
>>67280480
Dropped further maths to take Economics... no regrets there lad
>>67280464
Kettle Brand Salt & Vinegar is my favorite chip/crisp above all others. Kettle puts out some good shit.
>these Selby ass shots
>>67280503
Other than when he mopped his spunk up in the bathroom this morning.
Love this music.
>>67280392
Underrated
>>67280525
I'm a big fan of these too. Wish they sold em in multipacks.
>>67280530
wew
lot of minoritys in the crowd
>>67280564
BBC Diversity quotas
>>67280418
I've just had two big packets of Quavers, two Dairylea Dunkers and a Euro Shopper energy drink 500ml. Got a large pork pie, a Rustler's BBQ sandwich, one more packet of Quavers, some Wagon Wheels and peppermint tea to see me through the rest of the day.
>>67280564
>minoritys
How many days has the snoozy old lady just behind the baulk end been there?
>>67280394
