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>>67278311
First for endless safety play
chinks get lost, noble sport is not for you
You have just been CURSED by the STEPHEN LEE of MATCHFIXING and OBESITY!
>>67281613
Never trust a fatty
Another one for the nickname list
Mark "Long Cue" Selby
annoyed with this cunting new thread.
use this one when the current one hits bump limit
>12 more frames of nobody can pot shit
yeah this final will last until 5am local
Can't get over this.
>>67281613
no proof. dindu nuffin
well done on ruining the comfyness of /147/
hello what channel is this on?
i can't find anything but >soccer and cricket ;__;
>>67281831
just search google for a bbc2 stream
should be pretty easy to find one
>>67281831
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/35268607
>two threads
>>67281871
It's fucking plebs from 300 bump limit boards man
>posting in a thread made by a 300 post mong
>>67281613
lel i remember that
>both threads still active
>threads not numbered
What a fucking fiasco this is
>>67282266
Some mong made a thread 150 posts early
>>67282266
>no session times
>no current score or extra details
I made sure I got in extra early with the first thread this morning so no one would fuck it up and now this has happened
>>67282348
Least he put /147/ in the thread title
>>67282372
True it could've been worse. Those first couple of threads without at the start of the tournament were a right fiasco
>>67281870
How do I watch this outside of the UK?
>>67282651
You just watch it out the UK
1st thread reached 500. Now is the appropriate time to post in this thread without being part of the problem.
>>67282651
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport/snooker/world-championship-snooker-2016-live-stream-may-02
>>67282848
Aye, panic over.
I think it's over, Ding hasn't got the mental resolve to win 7 frames tonight
Who here /would smash that Alice contestant on eggheads/?
Also, I would fucking destroy Judith.
What the fuck happened with Ding conceding on the Leopard's go?
>>67282857
Please don't spread that site.
It will only be a matter of time before it gets banhammered.
>>67281980
fuck off to the other thread Akmed
>>67282857
the eggheads are on
How many bongs until it's back on?
>>67283075
44 bings
>>67283075
45 bings
>>67283066
Enjoy it you philistine
>>67283092
>>67283093
Cheers lads, time for a quick tug.
>>67283140
>45 minutes
>"quick" tug
>>67281980
i am literally a Dr of Math and ALWAYS, on the internet, i get called a mong.
>>67283209
>not edging for over 3 hours over Brazilian marathon fart porn
>pleb
>>67283209
It's in honour of Mark Selby's snooker
>A Party Election Broadcast by the Labour Party
Uncle Barry's announced the Worlds will stay at the Crucible for another decade at least
>>67283371
Disappointing.
>>67283371
>you black sub-human cunt
>>67283371
Quite right too.
>>67283371
Should move it to the Ally Pally and allow for some more fun crowds.
>>67283678
And introduce a shot clock to force selby to retire
We're live
Took a cheeky nap and woke up just in time. Perfect.
>>67283678
Denmark pls
Life is suffering when stream keeps buffering
ELEVEN MORE YEARS
SO FUCKING BASED
KEEPING SNOOKER BRITISH
HOORRRRAH
SHARPE WOULD BE PROUD.
>falling for the crucible meme
Why do people stare directly into the camera when they're near one?
>this intro
What the fuck is this intro?
Belly full, and ready for the final session.
I'm excited lads.
>entrance slags
Fuck you Hearn
Needs more explosions.
ding's song sounded shit enough that he probably made it
FULL WALK-ON SONG
Qt chinese in the audience?
Why is Ding so cute?
Mayor of Bradford there
>Virgo on commentary
We're in for a laugh
Inb4 selby gets a 30 break and plays safe
>>67283919
Oh shit he's unironically the mayor of Sheffield
>having a paki as a mayor
10hrs 25mins
record is 14 hrs 50 by davis and taylor, will it be reached?
Ready for at least 6 hours of cueball going places.
honestly now, dont give a fuck who wins now that snooker is british for another decade.
i just want Selby's tight arse to leak crack juice up my nose holes
Ding is done.
"just like watching fucking match of the day"
What a fucking surprise selby cant win a frame in 1 visit
Ding is shit
Fuck off fried rice
>>67284036
Doesn't matter if Ding can't do it, either.
>>67284047
>ding is shit
>holds record for most centuries in 1 match
Yea m8
Ding's gonna get dong'd this entire session
>>67284069
>muh potting
kek lad
anyone else feel like Ronnie should have won the last 5 world championships back to back? the standard is so shit today
>even if Selby wins the next 3 frames it'll take him until 10pm
>>67284086
Its called break building m8
I have come to accept the donging of Ding. At least the score doesn't look as bleak as yesterday afternoon.
>selby getting his lips nice and lubricated for planting a smacker on the trophy
>>67284099
yeah
>Selby will never examine you
>>67284108
>being dependent on ball placement to win frames
kek lad
Mark "iron grip" selby
>>67284099
ronnie is shit as well, couldn't even beat harry
How gay would you go for Selby?
Like, he's a tall, handsome guy with plenty of money and mad snooker skills. He wouldn't be a bad bf to be seen with and would get you mad cred in certain circles.
Personally, I'm not totally gay but I would be OK with sucking his dick and kissing and cuddling. If the mood were right, I'd let him suck my dick and if possible, I'd like to have a go on his arse. Definitely wouldn't want him up my arse though.
I'd be infuriated if he cheated on me with another man but wouldn't have any issues with him having some pussy on the side. I don't have a pussy to offer him and I'd like to have some skirt myself from time to time.
>>67284134
Wacking balls round the table for hours until opponent gets an unlucky in off
Wew lad
>tfw it's over by the mid session interval
>that fucking nigga with his bling gold chain
#SwagAtTheSnooker
Show me the qt chinese girl in the audience
>>67284159
And it will lead to more world titles
And kek lad ding fucks up again
>>67284145
'arry had a good day and Ronnie is justing making money for his babby's education. sad really. I think he could have got Hendrys crucible record
ding is so shit it makes me angry
>>67284179
>"AY YO, CHECK OUT MA RINGTONE"
>mfw selby finishes it all off by 8pm I have no excuse but to finish my college work
>>67284210
it's not like he's not trying, he's just mentally weak. kind of like ding
>its a ding misses and leaves an easy one for selby to start a break episode
>>67284230
ik that feel bro :(
HES OUT OF POSITION AGAIN AFTER 17 JESUS CHRIST
I reckon this was the only shot for Ding for a Worldchampion title with many big shots out and a bad playing Selby.
>>67284241
ronnie isn't weak minded, he's just apathetic. There's a difference because not caring and not being capable
This final is poor. Last year was much better
>>67284230
Just watch the spurs game
>>67284261
IT WAS A KICK BRO
>>67284274
Told you he couldn't do it against Selby.
>>67284283
Blame selby.
>>67284288
Better lose against the World Number 1, than winning a cheap title.
>>67284099
yeah so much.
Why no chinese shitposters?
Why no chinese qt?
Why chinese workd champion?
>>67284295
I will. Slowby is too boring
>>67284230
you ugly little shit
>advice from a former, now married, uber, kids-houses etc yeah, pro.
carpet bomb bitches.
Selby you jammy bastard yet again
>>67284203
wew lad
>>67284249
>it's almost every episode
>>67284276
not being able to motivate himself counts as being mentally weak
he's said himself he wants hendry's record and even if he was just in it for the money the prize for winning is massive compared to the losers'
>Pooby
>>67284302
I'd pick the cheap title, thanks. It's not like you don't deserve it, just because there's no Torturer waiting for you in the final. Ding played a great tournament.
>he's left nothing
Of course he's left nothing, luckiest cunt ever
>>67284348
>Implying he's winning by luck
safety first anon
>>67284358
It's not the same as not being able to handle the pressure of winning though, and that's not a label you can put on Ronnie given his record
Ding 88% pot success
>thinks he's a good player
>>67284420
Only because selby memes him into taking tough long pots
>>67284430
>i-it's selby's fault
>>67284430
Well he should stop taking them on, the absolute meme.
>>67284283
This.
Ronnie was correct, Selby is a torturer.
>>67284430
If he can't pot long shots then he's not a world champion m8
Yet again Jon Virgo pissing me off no end.
>He's overhit it! Or has he?!
I DON'T KNOW JON, HOW ABOUT WE JUST WATCH THE GAME AND SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS
>>67284488
He's lost without Jim Davidson.
>>67284488
>HE'S PLAY THAT PERFECTLY...ooh, it's slowed up at the end
Ding has let down 40 million chinese people and 40 autists on a chinese mageboard
Unlucky Ding
was that dings gf?
>>67284531
iek
Once again selby leaves ding nothing. So mad.
>ding playing safety
REEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE HE SAFETY IS SO BORING
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS LELBY
WTFFFFFFF
>>67284488
He's 70 now the commentator's eye has gone
why is everyone so quick to blame selby?
Norway it's time to embrace Selby as your lord and saviour, and soon to be two-time snooker world champion.
>Ding slightly blocked by the pink
>Selby missing wildly and getting away with it again and again
When will this end
Double!
>that time when the camera turned to ronnie, he started picking his nose and the camera turned away quickly
>>67284488
>he still hasn't realised that eurosport's coverage is far superior
>>67284488
You'll miss him when he's gone and the commentators are Murphy, Ebdon and Robertson
>>67284594
>why is everyone so quick to blame selby?
Autists
>>67284612
that was disgusting, I feel sick
>>67284589
He never fucking had it, mate
>when everyone says come on ding but no one says come on mark
this luck is absolute GOAT tier
like better than lester level luck
>selby is from leicester
wait a minute
>>67284645
Exactly.
Ding pls
>we have a new favourite for this frame
Said five times
Was a Ding fan at the start of the final but Selby really does deserve it a lot more. Ding's constant choking is infuriating
Is it all over lads or do you think I can quickly run to the offy for a cheeky alcoholic beverage?
>>67284654
>this luck is absolute GOAT tier
Yeah it's not like Selby has had loads of kicks
>>67284645
casuals desu
Selby is giving a masterclass in big game snooker
>>67284641
Just a joke m8 "commentator's eye" was a meme from Big Break when he used to boast about his judgement in how the balls roll
Virgo is just one big meme at this point.
Rubbish Selby
>>67284715
Lololololol
Cunt.
>basically a respotted black
>>67284715
lol at his milf wife whispering "What is he doing?"
inb4
HURRR BING spam
>Potting the black
>Not going for safety to make things more interesting.
Selby plz
>>67284721
Accept and cherish him.
>turn away from the screen and miss something interesting
Every fucking time.
That's why I rarely watch football desu
>Mark Selby
>Nickname: Dong
Kek
>JUSThui
MARK THE SHARK
A
R
K
T
H
E
S
H
A
R
K
WEW
>BING
>>67284744
2015: BING
2016: DING
OUR BOY
Who /MAD/ here?
>>67284772
You like to cum on yo boi?
Love to know how many times Selby has walked out after a frame in this final. What a knobhead
>>67284645
No one really likes Mark
>>67284805
I'm just sad that it happened exactly like I thought it would be.
>>67284813
shut up you mug
>>67284805
I am
Curious as to how many Selby ans there actually are in here:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10112031
>>67284805
Don't really care either way desu.
>>67284805
Autists out
>>67284829
I just wanted a close game tbqh:/
>>67284672
Ding's choking and Selby's flukes.
Neither have been particularly great
don't understand why so much hate on Selby
What is it with gooks and acne scars?
>>67284805
I am but only because I want some late night snooker.
>>67284842
Selby has personality and a soul.
Ding is chinese.
>>67284686
I'd like to see his balls roll after I mash them off with a rusty spoon.
'Where are my balls going?!' he'd cry.
If we get to the mid session interval will the GOAT hendry be on comms?
>>67284842
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10112031
lel these votes
>>67284805
I /acceptance/ at this point.
>>67284877
all that deep fried ching chong food
>>67284805
/acceptingdeath/ here.
>>67284807
Sure, why not.
le play it safe becasue I fucked the position man
>>67284842
>no "neutral" option
Picking a team is for casuals
>>67284952
could be either really
Let Selby into your hearts and you'll feel better.
Last night's poll
>>67284964
go home Xherdan
>>67284853
>two times World Champion Selby
>3 minutes shot time
Shiiit
>>67284876
Because Selby is terrible for the sport. He grabs each frame and drags it down into the gutter and slowly strangles the life out of it. His style of snooker is extremely slow, boring and tedious. On top of all that, he is very animated and vocal when things don't go his way. An example is last night when Ding kept playing for snookers and Mark was being all dramatic like a petulant child, eventually throwing his hands in the air when he won, seemingly forgetting he did the same thing 2 frames earlier to Ding but much worse. He was even talking to the audience while Ding was taking shots.
In short, he's a massive cunt and has a boring, tedious style of anti-snooker
>bingspam went out in the first round
>>67285037
>Delusional Selby haters
You need to be locked up because you are fucking crazy.
>>67285037
>anti-snooker
By literally playing SNOOKERS. Casuals out.
>>67285041
Cov-guy has literally changed his fucking shirt
If Ding stops making as many mistakes he will close the gap again because Selby is playing like dogshite too
>>67285037
Saving for copypasta
>>67284876
only casuals and pakis hate him desu
>>67285037
I don't know, he seems fast enough (he's no Ebdon), and to me he's not really that boring
Is the collage guy here? requesting the most recent version
Genuinely don't understand the Selby hate. It's snooker lads, not everyone can be Ronnie.
>>67285037
>fat ugly cunt.
Crowd BTFO
DING-DONG COME ALONG
WATCH CHINKY TURN IT ON
>>67285146
>>67285154
Lithuania dropping the cold hard truths.
I kinda want a Ebdon - Selby match and for it to drag on for two weeks
>right in the heart of the pocket!
>nudges off the jaw and goes in
Virgo out.
>>67285166
>Genuinely don't understand the Selby hate.
Ronnie dickriders are now Ding dickriders.
>>67285154
he's been a bit better today
last night was a fucking chore though, and I generally don't mind drawn out tactical frames
>>67285154
People are just mad they starting bandwagoning a useless gook who is being taken to school by a two time world champion
>>67285201
Just anyone but selby m8
>>67285078
Snooker is the name of the game. "Getting a snooker" is a term that became popular much later. Stop confusing them.
Selby's style is very much anti-snooker. He doesn't allow the game to blossom or flow. His tactic is to bore the shit out of you until you just want it to be over so you can go home to bed
>>67285154
Then you didn't watch last night, it went on until after midnight. Or his other games in the tournament.
>>67285166
Ignore the keyboard thumpers.
get your toilet paper ready
Selby's wife is coming on screen
I'm a spurs fan, so I'm.supporting ding
Do you enjoy watching Selby?
Let's see where /147/ stands...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10112196
>>67285233
>Just anyone but selby m8
Yeah sure, you autistic retard.
>>67285284
>toilet paper
no thanks I'll be coming on screen as well
>>67285285
>I'm a spurs fan
Nice try
>>96
>Ding has 14 centuries this championships
>just 2 off Hendry's record
It's a shame that "Snookers" Selby might beat this incredible Break Builder from Beijing
>>67285285
>fenian cunt, supporting a jew team with prod backgrounds.
>follows wendyball
kill yourself.
Ding is shit m8
Shall I run to the offy lads?
>the yellow missed the yellow
>>67285005
http://www.strawpoll.me/10104634
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEbreak incoming
might as well wait for the mid sesh interval
>>67285385
your shit
>touching balls
Selby is the equivalent to anti-football in soccer.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10112267
>>67285393
nah just walk
He's Leicester m8
Ding's just too cute
>>67285404
ebdon is worse than selby without a doubt
even more boring snooker and insufferable away from the table as well
difficult to choose between him and rory 'scared to shake hands with a woman' mcleod though
>>67285467
Cheers lads, means a lot.
>>67285487
A CUTE
>>67285487
>>67285523
King of /sp/?
SELBY CHOKING
>>67285404
>McLeod is also a member of the 9/11 Truth Movement.[36]
wew
>>67285380
I'm English you welsh cunt
Good lad, Dingo.
>>67285433
Walk on
RIGGED
Might keep this tripcode lel
>>67285507
Yeah Ebdon really took the piss. He would grind the match down right from the beginning taking an age over every shot if he thought it would help him win.
Ding's gonna choke this and it will be heartbreaking
>>67285467
absolutely ebin
>>67285404
Anyone picking selby must have started watching snooker last night
>>67285507
>difficult to choose between him and rory 'scared to shake hands with a woman' mcleod though
I read that and thought lel can only be a muslim. Sure enough, converted to islam in 2000
>>67285614
Nope
>>67285614
I don't like Selby, but I dislike Ding more. I'm just supporting the white guy
When people watch sport, part of the attraction is marveling at people doing things they can't and then trying to emulate them the next time they play. How do the kids copy Selby. "Watch this, boys." *wonders round the table for five minutes then rolls the white into the pack* "Yeah, sweet dude!!!"
I would kiss Ding on the lips without hesitation
refball
A rare Kevin Davies appears
>>67285668
lyl
>>67285543
Only if he wins.
>>67285668
The genius of invention is doing the simple things other people never thought of doing
Selby sat in his seat watching this pure magic knowing he will never have this skill or by cheered on like ding is
this fucking break desu lads
>>67285740
And not caring because he will win
>>67285657
in what way is selby possibly worse thanthe other 2
>>67284842
Pretty even.
>>67285519
>>67285589
>Paki shithole
Christ mate if you're going to be salty, at least be right
>tfw missed the entire day until now
>>67285668
Well if it wins him two world titles then it's obviously pretty effective, dickhead.
>>67285781
shut up u paki dont pick on my bredrin
>>67285668
>KILL YOURSELF
There isn't a single person in that arena that likes Selby. I wouldn't be surprised if his wife goes home with ding and gets donged
>>67285668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOaETXLJhrg#t=1m30s
>>67285781
Hull is a complete shithole tbf, Pakis or not.
>>67285781
Don't start trip drama lad, it's only bants
>>67285781
>Source: 2001 census
>tfw 2001 was 15 years ago
>>67285805
>literally in tears because Mauled is more popular than him
CUEBALL MENTIONED
Wait, is ebdon a vegan?
How is this game a sport?
>>>/asp/
>>67285673
get in line slut
and i am WAY all that
dirt bag.
>Ding has made like 10 superb pots this frame
>Only winning by 39
>Lelby may still torture him for an hour
snooks is a harsh mistress desu
>>67285896
can't tell if this is a joke or do you really not know
>>67285908
Cos ur mum told me it was last night and she knows all about balls
>>67285589
>>67285781
>>67285845
>>67285855
>>67285860
>>67285862
YOU'RE RUINING THE COMFYNESS OF THIS THREAD STOP NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67285908
How are you enjoying your holiday, Peru?
>>67285908
>kiwis
>no snooker world champions
Even a ginger Aussie has one.
>>67285908
back home already, neil?
BASED DING
>>67285991
Shite cueball control
>>67286005
>muh hugbox
>>67285896
So is Neil Robertson I believe.
Lovely stuff from ding
Has Selby won a game in one sitting?
Topkek selbys underhand meme tactics dont affect the android. Get fucking REKT
dilly ding
Dang Ding dung deng dong
>>67286083
What are you talking about?
>>67285781
Polish m8. Poles everywhere.
Who's /lifelongding/ here?
Guys, watching this final I feel the eternal bliss
Eternal bliss of world class snooker
It's been a fun ride, and I enjoyed it immensely
Doesn't matter who will win, the best thing is that we all got to experience this wonderful spectacle
>>67286230
ha, gayyyyyyy
Don't you think it's so rude how the cameras just barge into their dressing rooms?
>>67286200
>all these random huge US populations where all the major RAF bases are
You can't trick me NSA.
>>67286230
I second this enlightened post.
I hope it's a late finish so I can get tucked up in bed to watch on my laptop
Red Yellow Green
Brown Blue Pink
Black Black Black
Big Black Cock
Mark Selby and Vicky "i'm only 5 years older than him i swear" Layton
qt ref alert
>>67285799
It might be effective, but sport has viewers because it is entertaining. The way Sebstmord plays is not entertaining or inspiring. If more people played like he does it would kill the game stone dead.
>steve davis
>my dad showed me snooker
>my dad's highest break was 58
>i talked him through out that
:3 :3 :3
>>67286307
what a cutie
>>67281561
Nigga isn't this shit called pool?
pls no feels, Steve.
>>67286230
Snooker WC threads are always one of my highlights.
;_;
>>67286341
games need diversity, they need heroes and villains. Selby is the hero that snooker deserves, he's a watchful pot-tector, a snookering guardian, a black ball knight
steve why are you doing this
fug, lads.
>>67285832
All he's trying to do there is glance the yellow thin. A great shot but the result was a bonus.
>>67285999
>>67286009
>>67286053
>>67286055
All these instantaneous ass-ravaged (You)s from snooker nerds. Too easy. Seriously though:
>>>/asp/
>>67286467
Whats he saying whats he saying
>>67286505
talking about his dad and how he helped his career, quite emotional
>>67286341
That's not his responsibility though. The governing body should change the rules if boring play is the most effective.
>>67286505
He's saying "BLUB BLUB BLUB I MISS MY DAD BLUB BLUB BLUB"
Which channel are you guys watching?
>>67286569
>when you nutted but she still suckin
YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
Can McGill be the new Davis?
>>67286592
alright big man
>>67286230
Fuck that, Selby a shit
RIP Steve Davis 1957-2016
>>67286619
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>his father passed away just before this year's championship
Shiiieeeet.
Steve's a good lad.
>>67285799
>>67286429
>>67286577
Selby is a grade-A cockmuncher, stop defending this insufferable twat
>>67286602
BBC Two mate, you might be able to watch it on the BBC website but probably not if you're outside Blighty
>>67286577
shut up mate, knowing hearn he might
steve is starting to sound a bit big headed here now.
you're not a legend you twat.
I didn't ask for these feels.
Hoping I'll catch Steve DJ one day.
>>67286619
HOW DID I GET HERE
>>67286628
For you
>>67286661
2deep4u
>>67286661
Ah ok, I'm watching Eurosport 1 and it has Rocket and Jimmy White blabbering, no Steve
>>67286694
Alright austrialad
>>67286689
he's literally the sport's biggest icon
why am i even replying
Why is Barry so slimy.
>>67286766
>tfw they rarely use the swan or spider
>>67286780
>not ronnie o'sullivan
lool ok then.
put two documentries on itv 4
one on ronnie
one on steve boring davis
guess which one would get more views?
not too hard is it?
>>67286780
Jimmy White is snookers greatest legend.
what's going on? Steve retiring from punditry of something?
>>67286942
He finally retired this year.
>>67286856
The Davis would, you fucking casual. Modern BBC snooker was built on the back of Davis' talent and success
>>67286712
No Ronnie and Jimmy in the studio on portuguese eurosport 1
shat on table
>>67286992
no, Modern BBC snooker was built through the invention of colour TV
holy shit you're such a fucking casual. you know nothing.
Wish snooker was as big as it was back in those days lads.
>>67286998
What are the Portuguese commentators like?
>>67286577
Players should recognise that they can make a living doing what they love because it is entertainment for the public. If the public aren't watching then the advertising money will go. One player alone obviously won't ruin it but he should just be grateful for the players that people will pay to watch.
Changing the rules isn't an option.
>>67287060
hue hue hue
>>67287066
Casuals should have to come to our level, not the other way around.
tbf to lelby that was a terrific shot
>>67287085
>dramblys
>>67287085
kek kek kek
Yes lads 2nd best commentator pair to finish
>>67287060
Selby rolls upto the reds
>GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLOOLLLLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>67287053
You mean when people had four channels and no internet? When people had choices, surprisingly a lot of them realised there are other things they'd rather watch.
>>67287060
I don't know I'm not actually portuguese. I'm watching the game in a local pub. Just here on a holiday
>>67287066
I'm not having it mate, his job is to win. Ad money won't increase if he sprints round the table and hits zany shots.
>>67287156
Aww yisss.
>>67287122
Fu's shot immediately after should've been second best.
>>67286992
>>67287050
so lads
just recognised I blew that casual the fuck out.
#leaveityeaah
Tottenham 2 nil up... In case anybody was wondering.
>>67287335
thanks for the spoilers
>>67287066
Won't sponsors be willing to pay more to get their logo on him if he's winning AND gets more screen time than his opponents?
>I'm not actually portuguese
>>67287335
>not watching both while shitposting in multiple threads
Can someone explain why people are so fixated on idea that snooker MUST entertain?
Players like Selby demonstrate immense skill and good positional play, which for me IS snooker. I'm not a britbong, so YMMV.
>>67287400
You now realise Selby wants to play expansive snooker but sponsors make him play slow and steadily
Hendry is on comms to shittalk selby. Lovely.
>>67287389
ramsay kills roose
>>67287435
I'm with you m8.
>>67287435
Casuals m8. You've got it spot on. This is why snooker is comfy and players like Trump are cancer
>>67287435
Well no one would watch it or play it if it wasn't entertaining.
Personally, I don't have a problem with more conservative players; it would be shit if everyone played the same way. It would be most shit if everyone played super conservatively though.
>>67287435
>immense skill
M8 have you been watching? He can barely get a break above 20 and can never win a frame in 1 visit.
>>67287435
casual fans (and a large portion of more hardcore fans) like fast action
like people generally find barca more exciting to watch than athletico
it's like people prefer to watch
>>67287435
Snooker fans appreciate players like Selby, it's the facebook 16 year olds who want gay lords like Trump playing trick shots all the time.
Stephen Hendry is so autistic and annoying.
>>67287594
barely anyone can on this years tables, they're shit
>>67287642
i swear he dresses like shit on purpose.
he thinks he owns the fucking place.
How does Selby rank among the best conservative players in history?
>>67287653
>barely anyone can
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/36043537
85 centuries, one off the record
>>67287435
completely agree famalamaDINGdong
>>67287707
Not even in the top 10.
>>67287670
based as fuck jpg title
>>67287670
>stealing my joke from yesterday
I'll allow it since it was a good joke and I didn't get nearly enough (You)s for it.
>>67287761
I replied at the time praising the post
It still makes me laugh now
>>67287435
I want variety. I like a good safety battle, but 20 minutes of the same shots over and over again bores me.
To me, the sessions today are much more entertaining than those of yesterday evening for this reason, even when there is no epic break building or wacky nawty shots.
Is the collage guy here
Want to make sure there's gonna be a completed version
Ding is playing like he's forgotten that he's supposed to be nervous.
Who's ready for a 2am final frame decider?
>>67287761
yours was shit tho
quit gassin rudeboi
>>67287872
he accepted defeat so lost the pressure
too close now though so he'll crumble soon
>>67287400
In the final and the semis you have a captive audience, so as a sponsor I guess you weigh up how often your boy has a captive audience, cuz nobody is going out of their way to watch Selby in the early rounds.
But that is a short term issue. My point is concerned with the long term health of a sport with boring - if effective - players at the top. Ronnie has the charisma to be the face of snooker. He has rock star quality. I don't think Selby has that.
I don't dislike Selby btw. He's just no fun to watch.
OUR BOI DING IS DOING IT
>>67287872
He's Arsenaling, once he's close again he'll get nervous and fuck up and Selby will win
>>67287872
He'll clock a Triad member in the crowd soon and remember he's supposed to choke.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10112267/
can everyone vote for me pls?
>>67287915
You don't want snooker to be full of Ronnies though, it's not fucking WWE.
Alri.
Based Ding for Champ.
2015: Bing
2016: Ding
>>67287929
So Ding is Arsenal, full of promise but bound to choke
Selby is the equivalent of Chelsea, defensive cancer
Bing last year was Lester
C A N ' T
R I N G
T H E
D I N G
TON UP
O
N
U
P
>a century break in THIS match
>>67287915
No one is capable of being the face of snooker and that's the issue at the moment.
Trump isn't good enough and is too much of an odious prick
>it's a why did Paul Hunter have to die episode
Ding is quality
DING DONG STICK IT IN!
>record of centuries
how the fuck though?
all the players are shit.
D I N G A L I N G
GET IN THERE
C'MON DING
>>67288088
Ding alone has like half of those.
>>67288074
what are you on about? it's like the 7th or 8th one
>>67288088
B U C K E T S
U
C
K
E
T
S
>>67288078
>>it's a why did Paul Hunter have to die episode
Would have at least 2 WC.
Wonder how many millions of Chinese people are watching this match.
Robo-Ding has been activated
>>67288119
Don't talk about Selby's missus like that.
A woman's body changes after bearing children anon
>opening the reds
>finish 8 miles from any cushion
maniac
>>67288163
probably not very many, unless if theyre filming it in super-mega-widescreen too
>>67288163
The Chinese journalists they interviewed yesterday said 20 million average, 50m peak
76 minute frame incoming.
>tfw you will never own alan mcmanus' troosers
Might get a Chinese in to support Ding
Or an Indian to support Selby
Why does Taylor keep saying Ding is a little bit short?
>>67288215
dont talk in my thread
>>67286492
>make a post we've seen 50 times before
>everyone takes the piss
>le mad snooker nerds
Everyone look at this faggot and laugh
>>67288215
Meh,
In its heyday we had more than 20 million Britons tuning in.
>>67288233
What is pakistani cuisine like?
>>67288219
I hope he didn't wash them
>>67288288
cus it was the only thing on tv
>it's another Selby breaking Ding's rhythm episode
Anyone else think Fu's escape shot should have won shot of the tourny rather than Mark's escape? Mark fluked the cue ball ending behind the black.
>>67288219
inb4 190cm Masterbator buys these so he can sniff the crotch.
>>67288297
>Grow up in Leicester
>Have always know the difference between a wog, coon, nigger, paki etc.
>tfw grandad says "hes not a coon, hes a wog"
>>67288247
Impale yourself on a spike, you massive bender.
Why is Mark married? He's not a bad looker, minted, mildly famous; he could be out smashing poonani every night.
>>67287183
Viewing figures went down before that
>>67288406
He needs someone to make the tea while he practices snooker for 10 hours a day
>>67288387
Are you Martin Fitzmaurice's grandson?
>>67288362
>>67288394
dont ruin the comfyness.
>>67288406
Because fucking around gets boring pretty quick. Especially if there's no effort involved in getting any.
>>67288406
could catch STDs or get them preggers, better to marry an older woman where's there's no risk pregnancy and plenty of security
Play it safe
>>67287183
>Actively choosing not to watch the Snooks
I blame today's libralised education
>>67288406
>not wanting to smash the same slag multiple times a day without having to worry about protection
Being in a relationship is infinitely better than being single.
>>67288406
apparently he's been doing that anyway
>>67288449
Did it coincide with Hendry? If so, then the public suck more than I thought.
>>67288406
Because his mum won't let him
>>67288474
>he says whilst posting on an animeboard
like you'd know
>>67288480
>Play it safe
woah woah anon, I'm not falling for this bait
>>67288474
Yeah I'm sure it's awful
>>67288406
Maybe Mark's wife is only a beard
>>67288529
>a good 2 hours
>LELBY
>>67288480
>Play it safe badly but it works out in the end
>>67288529
>190cm master race
oh the irony
Go on, Ding.
>>67288474
h-hehe yes
>>67288556
lyl
>>67288406
Because normal people (you know, those people you used to be friends with before you became a weirdo 4chan recluse) are interested in having a family, settling down and having some kids
>Dong
>>67288540
Can envision Mark is a gay twink bottom tb︃h.
>It's a Ding gets close and poops himself again episode.
Why do loads of women shout COME ON DING when he's got a chance, are we going to be cucked by the chinks
>>67288556
keep them shitty /brit/ memes out of here pls
>>67288524
Correct answer.
>>67288463
Nah lad, but my grandad did enjoy a casual bit of snooks down the club Selby started at... He stopped talking to me once cause he found out I was friends with the indian kid who's parents ran the corner shop.... I was about 5 at the time
>Dang
>>67288406
>>67288474
probably extra boring if he plays "safe" in the bedroom too
amirite.jpg
>>67288601
Classic projection
>>67288590
>interested in having kids
>marry a woman 20 years your senior who's ovaries are dry as the desert
>>67288406
go and donate your sperm --
oh wait, nobody wants it.
>Deng
Is there a better all round player than Mark Selby? Pretty much the best in the business at the nitty gritty safety/tactical play and is a very good break builder despite what people may say (5th most centuries of any player ever). Has the mental fortitude to be a champ as well
/sp/ and now the crowd hating on Selby
>>67288616
Willie Thorne's in Leicester?
>>67288590
H-how do you know so much about my life?
Has old beard medal man been spotted this year?
>>67288616
old willies?
>>67288611
>says the shitty /brit/ meme
off ya go, lad. it's time to leave
>>67288562
stfu hanz
one of you literal fucks are banging my suppost to be gf rn and it hurts so fucking much
>>67288675
TYBDeng
>>67288616
Huh...wow
GWAN DING
>>67288693
Yes, he's still alive
>>67288657
>>67288601
>>67288689
>>67288698
Presumably... Was watching some /snooks/ with my mum and they were chatting about Selby and she mentioned it
>>67288406
>Implying any rich and famous person doesn't fuck around every chance they get
>>67288521
It could be, although his finals vs Jimmy White were some of the biggest draws ever. It started going down after that.
>>67288709
Whats 190cm in feet?
>>67288702
i've been posting here since the 1st thread
fuck off
>>67288692
Because everyone on 4chan is exactly the same
>>67288738
>lads enjoying some banter
>Selby with his face like a slapped arse looking like he wants to go home to mommy
>>67288681
>Is there a better all round player than Mark Selby?
He's world no. 1 for a reason.
Selby looks abit like that guy in pulp fiction, the garcon diner guy
Chelsea 1 - 2 Tottenham
>>67288738
>everyone suited up but ronnie
typical of the arrogant special snowflake prick
which one of you dumbfucks tried to do it this time?
>>67288681
Ding
New bread:
>>67288815
>>67288815
>>67288815
>>67288765
If you wanted to fuck around you wouldn't get married though. Especially if you were absolutely wadded. The golddigger would take any excuse to dip out with 50% of your dosh.
>>67288794
Bit racist desu
>>67288709
>my suppost to be gf
>>67288843
No he doesn't.
>>67288987
Literally identical
"He's got an angle on the black to please himself" - Dirty Dennis
>>67288843
You mean Tim Roth? Literally nothing alike. Face blindness strikes again.
>>67288794
Because you're Paki
>>67288738
>Bing has a wedding ring on each hand
The Bingamist confirmed Mormon
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