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Monday 2 May
Final (best of 35 frames)
Sessions at 14:00 and 19:00
Mark Selby (Eng) 10-7 Ding Junhui (Chn)
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try and keep it civil this time lads, don't want another 300 posts of people moaning about trips and calling each other pakis and casuals
who actually plays snooker on the regular here? Dont tell me you casuals only watch
Morning lads. You're keen.
>>67278385
No more skull photos if they freak people out, I will promise.
>>67278396
Depends, I go down to the club at least once a fortnight, but my mates prefer either "Blackball" Pool or Eight-ball American Pool so I only play Snooker once every couple of months.
>>67278396
I would have to get some Dennis Taylor glasses in order to play and there's no way I'm wearing those in public
>>67278396
I used to, haven't played for a few years.
>>67278385
>don't want another 300 posts of people moaning about trips and calling each other pakis and casuals
>>67278598
Just turn your specs upside down, if you've got round ones it works fine.
>tfw writing a 3000 word assignment before snooker kicks off
cya later m8s
Come on based ding. If you let selby win it will set snooker back 20 years with his discraceful meme play
>>67278598
Lrn 2 see properly m8
I had trouble getting to sleep last night because I felt so violated by Selby.
>>67278385
>wants ding to win
>>67278396
I do lad. Have a whole billiards set up in my basement
The referee.... quite hairy...
>>67278396
I play pool quite often. It's practically the same thing.
You're playing a cheeky game of snooker with the lads at the pool hall and these guys tell you to amscray. Wut do?
>>67279124
I'd leave
alri, lads.
Reporting back in after 3 days of absence. So Based Ding has made it to the final and is "only" 3 frames behind. Would love to see him win it. How's it been so far? inb4 comfy
>>67278311
>picture
lel
white man will make the jap walk on
>>67279124
Tell them to fuck off if they know what's good for them while slightly unsheathing my katana
>>67279124
Teach them how to play the superior game of snooker and become friends.
>>67279263
don't make me find you m8, Ding needs to win
>>67279242
>How's it been so far?
depends what kind of snooker you like
Selby started the torture when Ding started pulling it back which led to some long frames.
Threads haven't been particularly comfy. mostly people moaning about selby and people moaning about people moaning about selby. been some tasty OC like the OP pic though, reached 4 (four) threads last night
Hello lads. Mind and body ready for a final day of snooker.
Did anything of note happen in the last frame yesterday? I went to bed halfway through that one.
What a perfect bank holiday treat
I don't have a job but I assure this would be awesome if I did
>>67279425
Not really went on for ages untill like half 12 ,had some of the worse misses Iv ever seen though,considering it was a final.ding spent about 15 mins trying to get a snooker on the green ,Selby missed about 3 sitters on it.When Selby did pot it everyone ironically cheered and rushed off to bed
>>67279461
So it went pretty much as expected then.
>>67279355
ty, m8.
>Selby started the torture when Ding started pulling it back which led to some long frames.
Sounds horrible if you have to get up early.
>Threads haven't been particularly comfy
Then it's time to change that.
>reached 4 (four) threads last night
>tfw other tournaments will never be this active
eyyyyy lmao
alri tho
who /teamselby/ here?
>>67279474
there was one frame where selby prolonged the game for about an extra 45 minutes while needing 2 snookers. didn't ended up getting them but the damage was done, both players looked awful from then on
>>67279355
>mostly people moaning about selby and people moaning about people moaning about selby
so much this tho.
>>672789030
1000 words down so I'm settling in for some snooks
>bbc two unironically thinking eight frames will take 4 (four) hours
More long tactical battles please. Hoping for midnight finish.
>>67279489
There is literally nothing wrong with careful safety play in snooker.
>>67279479
SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPFAG
>>67279531
same lol im hoping selby uses some master tactics as well for extra saucy posts.
What's the latest they could finish? Has a final ever rolled on to a Tuesday?
>play starts at 14:00 BST
lying shits
RARE GOLD HAT MEDAL MAN
DING
I
N
G
>>67279558
Sometimes it takes till 3am.
>>67279546
>>67279549
>13 second gap
proof to all those who think it could be me that it's definitely not me samefagging myself.
>>67279562
Who'd win in a fight, medal man or football shirt man?
>>67279546
Not comfy. Just hide & move on.
Reminder not to reply to that disgusting tripfag cunt.
>>67279585
Medal Man looks like he's got some sick magic spells so I'd pick him.
>that song
Tip top self aware music tbqh
We're on lads.
Nothing like settling down on a bank holiday with my wife's son to watch the snooker
SETTLE DOWN NOW PLEASE
>>67279595
He looks like he's put on a bit of weight and his beard is look very full and luscious.
>taking on a pot like that for your first shot of the day
lmao this kid
>>67279613
>with my wife's son
can you keep them shit /brit/ memes out of here pls?
this is a comfy zone.
>>67279613
10/10 post haha well memed
>>67278311
Ding isn't in the picture
What's Sheffield like lads?
>>67279629
Plenty of time for that, we'll get through at least 10 thread today.
>>67279626
>says an attention seeking trip faggot
>>67279641
touche
>>67279632
Some of it is nice, some of it isn't
Just like anywhere else
Rob Walker is such an insufferable cunt.
>>67279632
Grim. I'm surprised uncle Barry hasn't moved this to the Ally Pally yet, so he can shovel in a few thousand gormless pissed up morons.
>>67279632
quite nice desu
not that interesting though
>>67279669
Wahey, look at how much absolute top banter I'm having in this pirate suit I bought 10 minutes ago from Argos.
>Hendry & Taylor
>>67279474
Most important part: Selby was 6-0 ahead, so Ding's actually been coming back. Selby played well in the beginning but then started fucking up hard. His break building went to complete shit and it's only 10-7 because of his ridiculous match play and safety game.
>>67279659
lol chill out
it's not like we see him much
Where's the Selby-hating Norwegian gone? Bloody light weight.
KEANOOOOO
KEANOOOOO
>being so cucked you want a chinaman winning in our glorious british sport
fuck off.
>>67279687
The 2 best commentators desu
>>67279659
The catchphrase presenter?
>>67279723
YOUR RIGHT
>>67279722
tru
>>67279689
Excellent. So there's hope for Ding left.
>>67279723
>>67279730
That's Roy.
>>67279722
>not Virgo
>not Terry Griffths
>not Dominic Dale
shit tier choice.
If I wanted to hear about football I'd be watching football you gout ridden oaf.
>Nireland and Ireland qualified
>As did England
>As did Wales
>great period of sport coming up
>what happened to Scotland?
....
The pressure is on now to clear up totally, othewise get molested.
>>67279742
swansea are safe ^.^
Judge Rinder on in 5 minutes, I'm torn.
>>67279716
Better than supporting someone that married his own mum.
If Ding was faecal matter he'd be Dung Junpoo
>>67279751
STUUUPIIIIIIID
I wonder if Selby will come to the table to try and get the 10 snookers he needs.
>>67279752
but he didn't?
and you'd literally crawl through broken glass to shag her
shut up rudeboi.
>>67279746
Great period of sport because of football? In an Olympic year? Get a grip of yourself Taylor.
>It's an I'm hungover and want to watch the snooker in squalid darkness but the sun won't fuck off and my blinds are shit episode
>>67279751
TALKING
>>67279751
Only if you're housewife or a massive bender. Those are ITV's main audience.
>>67279731
Also you missed this one.
>>67279773
Or Northern. Judge Rinder is good though.
>Dong
>>67279774
This is what Robin Hull does to pass the time when he's not playing snooker.
>>67279768
He did not mention the Olympics but anyone who watches sports would know that he is refering to the sport on this summer.
>Yuros
>Olympics
>Wimbledon
yow
Ding looking fresh today.
>Ding on the table again
FUCKING GODDAMNIT SELBY GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER AND FUCKING DONT LET THIS CHINKY LITTLE FUCKER CUNT WIN THIS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>67279799
Calm down manlet
>>67279774
Holy fuck. Glorious.
>>67279629
>>67279635
If people don't mind I'll just keep adding memes as and when they appear
I'd like a good shot of football shirt man so I can include the full cov shirt in the pic
>>67279794
One of those 3 is not like the others.
Selby now needs 1 hour of safety play to get Ding out of his flow.
Reminder not to give attention to tripfags, even in /147/. Hide and move on.
Grey suit with black shirt is objectively the best looking snooker getup you can wear.
>>67279814
it is true, but still enough sport until the new season of sport begins
>>67279818
stop bringing attention to them...
jesus christ thought people would've learnt by now.
>>67279828
I prefer Murphy's blue suit, brown shoes look. More /fa/ than Selby but less /fit/
>>67279828
Liking Ding's red look
>>67279546
anon, you appear to have replied to a tripfag. Please do not make this mistake again. Thank you.
>>67279813
haha that ding is perfect
>>67279828
>>67279840
What about McManus and his tartan troosers?
>>67279840
I really liked those brown shoes, but many others didn't.
That moving overhead shot is GOAT
>>67279861
cuecam when
>Ding
>>67279840
>I prefer Murphy's
End yourself mate.
>>67279852
Pretty good.
We're all agreed Trump's STD Awareness shoes are the worst right?
>>67279875
Maguire pls leave, you're not even a fat world champ, just fat
>>67279840
this is a good post.
I will slam it in.
>Sticky fingers
>>67279861
They should make more use of other camera shots, the overhead doesn't give you a true perspective on the size of the table.
Do they even have cameras in all of the pockets any more?
>little bit sticky
ey lads
>My wife's son is a big snooker fan
>He has Down's Syndrome
>tfw will never be able to take him to the crucible to see his favourite player Judd Trump, because he makes too much random noises and would be thrown out for distracting the players
>>67279938
more reason to move it to ally pally
Has Ding got chocolate around his mouth?
>that Chinese girl ooowww
>>67279938
>down's syndrome
>favourite is Judd Trump
I am not surprised.
cmon ding
>>67279953
it was only a matter of time.
What's the maximum file size for pictures?
Still adding to muh collage
>>67279975
4Mb?
There should've been a row full of people wearing full Tottenham kits to throw Selby off.
>>67279975
autism
>>67279975
4MB, iirc.
>>67279986
>>67279993
Thinks it's at like 3mb atm
>>67279871
I want a VR stream from when players start wearing gopros
>>67279988
He probably won't be keeping an eye on it. Kick-off is after tonight's final session starts, I can't imagine he'll be flicking through Twitter on the bog in the mid-session interval like Judd Trump.
who /ding/ here?
>>67280014
Gopros cause way too much distortion. Judging the table would be impossible.
>>67280023
I think ding deserves it more but i just want a exciting finale tbqh
>>67280023
D I N G
>>67280023
fuck chinky boy
keep snooker british
>>67280046
> OI BRI-EISH JURBS FOR BRI-EEESH WORK-ARS
Now this is tactical safety snooker that's enjoyable. Wasting 40 minutes when you need 2 snookers is not
lads, what happens if this session goes on past 6pm?
would they skip the scheduled 6-7pm break?
>>67280084
No championship awarded.
Why are middle pockets so hard, bros?
>>67280089
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt
>>67280092
cant add as much pace into shot for position
>>67280084
They take the break as normal then play to a finish. Happened with 'The Force" Ebdon
>>67280084
I'm not 100%, but I think they always get an hour at least.
If they got to 6pm and still had frames to play, I think they stop for the end of session at the end of the ongoing frame
>>67280117
stfu.
Disappointed by the lack of memes
>>67280130
this.
this fucking frame lads
This feels good brahs. Selby had the chance to win the frame but he went for the safety, no surprise there, and now Ding is donging him at his own game
>Ding
Oh dear
Ding missed a few chances now. If he really wants to win this match, he can't let Selby get away with all of this shit.
Shit final so far
>squeeze Selby into an awkward escape leaving a ball on
>fail to capitalise on it
Every. Frame.
SELBY ON SUICIDE WATCH
THAT FUCKING ESCAPE
>clapping flukes
The crowd gets more pleb each year.
JESUS DING
THAT SHOT
RUB OF THE GREEN
ding really doesn't deserve to in this final unfortunately, he misses too many sitters purely because he lacks the bottle
lol get fucked lelby
Is Selby the GOAT saftey/snooker player of all times
>>67280214
If you win mulitple best of 25+ frames you deserve to be in the final
>>67280217
Steve "Interesting" Davis
>>67280214
Selby ranking tournament titles: 6
Ding ranking tournament titles: 11
Ding is also 3 year younger. Selby is the worse #1 ranked player of all times, he's such a grinder though he scrapes through to the latter stages but rarely wins anything.
>>67280226
meant to type 'win'
he deserves to be there
>>67280221
christ
he's fucking tragic
>>67280243
wow ok
what's it like to have started watching snooker in 2012?
>>67280244
excellent
If Selby doesn't speed his snookering up, he risks getting past his "Sell by" date before the final is over
>>67280221
>*too
>old
>hope you get brain cancer
>>67280244
Kek
>>67280244
Needs more molesting or torturing.
This is why I watch Snooker desu lads
>>67280262
It's a shame Neil Robertson doesn't embrace his gingerness.
Lovely pot
What
a
pot
balls on the line there
FUCKING YES
C'MON DING
FUCK SAKR YOU CHINKY FUCKWER
>>67280260
Was I talking to you cuntface?
DING DING DING
The molester has become the molested.
>>67280321
It's a public imageboard so fuck off.
Excellent frame to win that. DAT HEART.
Beaten at his own game
>>67280332
ding up past the elbow now
TYBDing
Ding didn't get a century in the first frame did he?
>Selby getting a taste of his own medicine
AYYYYY LMAO
Wish those cunts would stop fucking shrieking
We'll be able to tell if ding went number 2 because he'll return with his shirt properly tucked in.
fucking pakis cheering ding.
>>67280355
Ding lives in Sheffield and has done for 10 years.
He's our hometown hero.
>>67280352
He strikes me as the type who would stand up and pee with his pants around the ankles
Got 500 on Selby, what is he playing at, cant spake
>>67280355
Back to /brit/, bumboy.
>>67280361
>hope my ass looks good in the camera
I laughed
JUST
Lovely plant.
>>67280365
Slip or gtfo
>LELBY
>>67280355
Post your favourite Thatchers
I want to fuck Hazel really hard.
>>67280386
Traded as low as 1.17 pmsl
>>67280243
Look what we have here, Selby has more career centuries.
I gotta go to lidl, what cheeky snacks should I get for late night snooker?
>>67280399
>someone on /sp/ actually posted a slip
Well I never
>>67280367
back to kashmir inbred
>>67280418
Mini sausage rolls.
>>67280399
B I G
I
G
B O Y
O
Y
>>67280418
Cheese twists from the bakery counter. Absolutely delicious.
>>67280415
>2 more centuries
>in 3 more years
You weren't clever enough for Further Maths at school were you mate?
Why is snooker so hard?
>>67280399
any time a meme sport like snooker or cricket goes to 1.2ish, grab and run.
>>67280418
chilli heat wave doritos and some yop
thank fuck selby will win this frame.
>>67280418
Get an apple or an orange and some Corn Flakes
>>67280418
Just had a packet of these. Pretty dank 2bh
>>67280438
>tripfag
>still wanking on about school
seems right
go chink!
where's all the HUR DUR HUR SELBY HATRED now?
oh that's right, selby is break building you bitter chink fucks
>>67280418
Get some fucking Oats and Magerquark.
probably the first time he's cleared up for about 6 hours
>>67280464
Good taste, lad. Had some yday
TON UP
>>67280415
Mark's mum pls go
>>67280480
Dropped further maths to take Economics... no regrets there lad
>>67280464
Kettle Brand Salt & Vinegar is my favorite chip/crisp above all others. Kettle puts out some good shit.
>these Selby ass shots
>>67280503
Other than when he mopped his spunk up in the bathroom this morning.
Love this music.
>>67280392
Underrated
>>67280525
I'm a big fan of these too. Wish they sold em in multipacks.
lot of minoritys in the crowd
>>67280564
BBC Diversity quotas
>>67280418
I've just had two big packets of Quavers, two Dairylea Dunkers and a Euro Shopper energy drink 500ml. Got a large pork pie, a Rustler's BBQ sandwich, one more packet of Quavers, some Wagon Wheels and peppermint tea to see me through the rest of the day.
>>67280564
>minoritys
How many days has the snoozy old lady just behind the baulk end been there?
>>67280586
She looks like a Pat
can we name her Pat?
147 is on lads, guaranteed
/147/ is on.
Maximum, dare I say it, coming up?
147 incoming
It's happening, I can feel it in my balls.
1 4 7
4
7
>>67280617
fuck off thailand
145 incoming
>you
Boo
he fucked it
Useless
We will know it 4/5 shots time
>>67280617
shut up thepchaiya
>people are unironically supporting this boring cunt after saying no to the 147
just fuck off man
FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
133 confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Rn-NUk-EQ&feature=youtu.be
>>67280418
Can you get saveloys? Only ever had them from the chippy.
143, r-right?
>>67280652
You can get em
Surprisingly good fried
Is Willie back on the crack as well?
eating some skittles lads
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY
>>67280643
stop attention whoring
"Ding Ding"
Pls make us sing
Make the noise ring (around the crucible)
As you make Selby sting
You're miles better than Mark King and Stuart Bing(ham)
>>67280674
>stop attention whoring
Its not that , hes just trying to make people as miserable as he is
Selby has been smashed this afternoon.
Looking good for our boy. This could happen.
>>67280538
They do. I got one with 2 cheddar & red onion, 2 balsamic vinegar and 2 ready salted.
Why do the cameras follow the players into their dressing rooms ffs
>>67280674
>giving him attention
you're just as bad
>>67280696
Really? Never seen them. I'll keep my eyes peeled.
>>67280665
Willie's a fucking A grade prick, wish more people realised
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why is there a fucking break every 2 fucking games????????????
Steve Davis mad people are calling his boring tedious unsporting style out.
What a shock.
Popped in an airwaves menthol and eucalyptus, then remembered I'd made a brew! Had a shocker there lads
Why are there so many people in Coventry shirts at the snooker every year?
DJ Davis on the wheels of steel for this montage.
>>67280749
It's one guy
Robertson's snooker is the winner for me.
>>67280722
wanna meet up?
can leak the back each other's dicks? live in blowjob heaven.
be fashionable.
have metrorelations with all the other guys
jump around on a trampoline with our dicks out.
post selfies on instagram on how uber sexy we are
>>67280722
yep, there was a point in the 90's where he was lucky to still have functioning kneecaps. Must have called in a few favours.
>>67280742
>ruining the taste of a cuppa with meme chewing gum
m8
Shot H Selby vs Fu
imho
>>67280710
£1.79 on Ocado, just 1 ready salted though, so 5 in total.
https://www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Kettle-Chips-Assorted-30g-x/58717011?sku=58717011&parentContainer=&voucherCode=&dnr=y
>>67280660
Got a link?
>>67280767
lick*
fag
Yellow will be Coldplay 100%
Do autistic people like snooker?
>>67280833
welcome to /147/
Based Doug Wood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNKJ-sGpMuU
>>67280833
Yes I do
>>67280833
yes, see neil robertson
Patti Wood's neck looks like shit.
>>67280833
>doesn't know only autistic people win snooker
>shephen henry
>kek
The Ding is back
>snooker theme written by a yank
Very unhappy to hear this lads
Well the Welsh say snuker - Terry Griffiths.
>>67280879
>https://twitter.com/madeleinemaster/status/727140261294387205
courtesy of Madeline is anyone wondering, I'm glad they found her
>>67280896
No, we don't?
I dont really like the song any way
>>67280893
It's fucking good though. Wish BBC would use the original rather than this electro-Dogshit version.
>>67280896
More like shnuuka
Uncle Barry
Worlds until 2019
Bazza Hearn spotted - 2 year extension for the BBC in snooker.
>>67280902
>Amazing snooker by #Ding
he found his dragon!
>he found his dragon!
Ayyy
B A Z Z A
I quite like Barry Hearn, his son is a fucking sleazy cunt though.
Christ I hate Barry Hearn
Barry's such an insufferable smug cunt
>>67280920
That is probably the cutest cat I have ever seen.
Need to expand the game into eastern Europe as Higgins said.
Imagine how awkward this interview would be if Uncle Barry was having to drum up interest for Fu - McManus
>>67280944
so much this.
barry has been blessed by god with the gift of the gab, his son however has been blessed with private school sleezyness and generally an untrustworthy face.
>tfw was looking forward to watching the snooks all day but was literally kicked out of home earlier and have nowhere to go
>>67280977
Go away Bing
>The BBC will continue to broadcast snooker's 'Triple Crown' events until the end of the 2018-19 season:
"Selby winning gives British fans something to cheer." No, nearly all of us want the shy and vulnerable Chinaman to win.
>>67280977
What did you do to get kicked out?
>>67280977
What happened?
Also THE DING IS IN
>>67280977
Come to my house lad
>Dong
>>67280993
fuck off rasheed
>>67281017
you fuck off, fat cunt short arse
>>67281029
>rasheed calling me short
literally your paki mum wished you were white and tall.
>>67279828
Selby is suave for sure but I am mirin Ding's red getup.
>>67280959
>notoriously dodgy sport expands into slav wastelands
spot the obvious flaw
>>67281065
it was a joke dipshit.
>>67281088
Nice meme loser.
>>67280959
>Higgins said
That fat fucking cheat would say that though.
Cunt.
>>67281065
Well that flew right over your head, didn't it?
This is getting quite tasty.
C'MON DING!!!
The consumptive crowd coughing and spluttering, spitting blood into their hankies. Thanks NHS.
>>67281094
Do you have to be a smoker to attend these tournaments as a crowdmember, I cough maybe 3 times maximum per day, these cunts sound like they have fucking pulmonary fibrosis
>>67281132
rare
>>67280959
To be fair I'd love to see some hot Eastern European MILF refs.
>>67281168
Plebs m8, all plebs. They clap like trained seals to the commentary even if the shot is shit.
>selby has alot of kicks
>changed his tip 2 days ago
>OMG SO RANDUMMM XD
are people really this braindead?
selby taking a leaf out of the ding book on choking
This final has literally been snooker. Snookers everywhere.
Get rekt Selby!
>m-mark selby, s-s-sorry ding junhii 4
Just finished my drink and put my cup on my head as a cap
im off the rails
>>67281259
Snooker loopy, lad.
>>67281262
Slowpoke streamer.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WELL DONE SELBY
SELBY DOING IT FOR HIS COUNTRY
>>67281271
>rape face
>>67281281
who here /chalkhead/?
Millimeters or inches, make up your mind.
>Great shot
>Two people clap
>Commentary says "that was good"
>Crowd bursts into applause, whoops
>>67281298
>unironically supporting safety shots: the player
kill yourself
>>67281356
I hate the way the commentaros try to queue the crowd response. Curse these damned ear pieces and the fools who use them.
>half 11pm in china right now
>>67281298
>unironically supporting jammy shots: the player
kill yourself
>>67281298
Didn't know you were from Thailand
That was pretty fucking reckless from Ding, just cost himself the frame for the sake of a chance at a long pot.
Both playing like absolute twats atm. Selby will win just because he's a jammy cunt.
AHAHAHAHA SELBY USED AN EXTENSION
EVERYONE PLEASE LAUGH
someone make a new thread, im too drunk, plz no rape
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>67279752>>67279765
Wait, what's this story? Does Mark Selby have a fit mum? She must be in her 60s now.
>>67281474
it was funny tho?
>>67281476
You need a lie down mate, 120 more posts yet
Classic stuff from blue balls
[extending intensifies]
Hahahaha, look at how long his cue is!
Should I get a pizza later lads?
>>67281476
>120 posts from bump limit
>new thread
m8
>>67281490
no
>>67281474
No fun allowed
Should have done better there
>>67281391
>>67281440
>>67281441
fuck off rasheeds.
>>67281505
wait till tomorrow for the tuesday deals lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
This game, the song.
>>67281476
Go and sober up you drunkard.
hi guys, back here after two years, have the /147/ threads turned to shit in the meantime?
>>67281298
>Welshman cheering on an Englishman
Off yourself.
>>67281536
They're as good as ever ;^)
>>67281577
Why?
>>67281577
Why.
Why is Willie Thorne still employed?
He's shit, was never relevant and has been proven to be less than reliable with gambling, alcohol and drug addiction. Especially now given how many former champions from a more competitive higher standard time they have.
In b4 most 147 which have no video evidence.
>>67281577
Are you an actual tard?
>>67279813
>>67278311
whos the rape guy at the bottom?
>>67281577
Why!
>>67281535
who's this cue stick cleaner?
>>67281168
The Crucible holds 980 people. If every person coughs once per hour, then on average someone will cough something like every 4 seconds. Or around 16 people will cough every minute.
>>67281577
>400 posts in 6 hours
>90 mins early
good dubs though
>>67281577
>get told by 3 seperate people that we don't need a new thread
>makes a new thread
thickest twat in /147/
>mfw selby chokes
>mfw spurs win
leicester is a paki filled shithole lmao
>>67281604
Willie Thorne
Just remembered I left my cue in a snooker club 200 miles away.
Gutted.
>>67281620
hope you don't mind me saving this rare pepe
>>67281620
Obviously San Antonio stronger then Okla
>>67281489
His missus looks older than him and it gave birth to a meme
>>67281628
Get selby to pop all the extenders on it, and simply pass it back
>lel
>>67281656
LMFAO HAWHAWHAW
t. Crucible attendee
>>67281536
Earlier rounds are still GOAT, final inevitably attracts /trans/-tier NEETs when it flashes up on Sky Sports News HQ
>>67280294
>Being a ginger Australian
How did he not burn up into obnoxious beef jerky during his childhood?
HE ZESTS TO THE LEFT
HE ZESTS TO THE RIGHT
OUR BOY SELBY
MAKES CHINKYS LOOK SHITE
>>67281710
>/trans/-tier NEETs when it flashes up on Sky Sports News HQ
yeah, so fuck off then?
>>67281757
He was inside, playing snooker all day.
>>67281757
That's why he chose an indoor sport like snooker.
>>67281773
I reckon the Triads are going to kill Ding unless he wins this.
>>67281618
wanna meet up sasuke?
ive had a bath
>>67281618
casuals need to leave 2bh
who /rootingforourboyding/ here?
I like this new sport called 'buffering'.
Medal man is in the crowd for once and not just lurking outside
>>67281857
as I've said many times in this thread
we need to keep snooker British, so fuck off.
>>67281857
I am.
I'm scared.
>>67281857
I don't mind who wins to be quite honest.
>>67281710
To be fair, this session was comfy enough, if you put Hodor on filter.
>>67281873
Seriously, just kill yourself
Temper temper
>>67281961
This. Not enough of a casual to hate safety play. Just enough of one to not have a favourite.
Are we still in this thread?
/swoosh/
>muh kicks
>conceding
fake selby
>>67282010
I am :3
>>67282005
I always felt it were the casuals who needed someone to root for instead of just appreciating the game.
Selby too tired to Selby.
If Selby wins this frame he'll win the whole thing way too hard to win a session 7-3
>>67282113
even if he loses this frame he'll still win the whole thing to be honest
Who HERE SNOOKER COMFYNESS
WHO HERE FAP TO WORK COLLEAGUE
Is he peter ebdon in disguise?
>>67282071
I think it depends. If it's someone from your hometown then fair enough. Band wagoning cunts who start watching at the semis and only support the favourites are the worst.
Why have they started pronouncing Ding's name differently? He used to be Ding "Jun wee"; now he's Ding "Jun way". I much prefer Jun-wee.
>>67282146
>FAP
FOY
>>67282146
1) Yes
2) No, I'm unemployed
>>67282170
Probably because someone told them how to pronounce it properly.
>>67282146
Me.
Dropped some Tramadol. Pot of tea. Comfy armchair
Selby pulling le Wallace and Gromit face
>>67282146
>those first few weeks where it's getting hot enough they're wearing more revealing clothes
>that initial extra peek of cleavage
Stop fucking coughing!
>>67282170
it's because of Ken's accent and Willie is just copying him to fit in
>>67282146
Ex-colleague, but yes, daily. It would have been weird when we still worked together, but now I can debase myself with impunity.
>>67282146
Why is the final session always on a work night. Could be so much more comfortable had it been last night.
Yes neets, I know.
>>67282237
>tfw setting up microphones that mainly record coughing
They could play white noise, then fade in audience mics when a computer detected the sound of 2 balls hitting...
who /ignoringcollegework/ here?
CMON DING
>selby showing off his fingering technique on the baize
>cut to ding all sweaty
>the zester
who /infortheding/ here?
shoulda played safe m8
>Be in crowd
>No talking
>No cheering
>No moving slightly in your seat
>/sp/ gets triggered if you so much as clear your throat
>Be violently excommunicated if your phone rings
Wouldn't it make more sense to just play all snooker matches behind closed doors and not have a crowd at all?
Who /likessnookerhere/
Who /hassexwithsinks/ here?
>>67282335
It would make sense if you killed yourself
>>67282335
fuck off
>tune in
>still selbywinslol
Cancer.
>>67282335
Nobody is saying you can't cheer. You can actually move, if you aren't doing a bad job at it. People coughing is to be expected, it's happening at any kind of event, even when you're at liberty to make noise with drinks, this is mostly coming from people who never did such a thing. If you're unable to put your phone on mute however, you should be violently excommunicated. It's absolutely retarded. The Championship League is also a pretty nice tournament, but playing all matches like this would be a bit of a bore.
That black Selby potted,can never understand them and they make.me feel sick, anyone else?
>dong
It's over. For now. Back in 85 minutes.
>ding
>classless as fuck
>>67282455
You mean selby
>Ding hasn't led once
Official GOAT players list (Davis bros excluded):
1. Hendry
2. O'Sullivan
3. Davis
4. Reardon
5. J. Higgins
Ding doesn't have the mental fortitude to punch back now.
He hasn't delivered in the final, got a bunch of chances, but hasn't made most of it.
>>67282491
>the match fixer
No.
>>67282455
>chinese
>classless
>>67282455
What the fuck was he doing?
>>67282491
>O'Sullivan
No.
>>67282513
Better than Hendry.
>>67282496
This.
I will applaud him for getting back in to the match after being 6-0 down, but he's simply bottling it every time he's within a whisker of levelling.
I reckon he'll win only one frame this evening.
I'm going to edge my self to the brink of orgasm until the lads are back out, then cum when the first ball is potted.
>>67282499
>>67282513
what would you change then
>>67282544
Good lad
>ronnieo147
>snooker pros with 147 in their twitter name
its like those 1337 gamers
>>67282577
nearly all of them have 147 in their twitter names. seriously more than 90% of them
>>67282577
Its a Hearnsports thing
>MVG180
>Warrior180
>Judd147t
>>67282577
>147 in their name
>never made a 147
>>67282577
Basically all of them have 147 in their Twitter handle, even the ones who have never officially made one.
Except Hendry.
>>67282577
>>67282592
>markwil147
>pistol147
>nr147
>magician147
>jimmywhite147
>judd147t
>thecaptain147
>dennistaylor147
>markking147
the list goes on
>>67282613
Nigel Bond
Nickname 00-147
Highest career break 140
>>67282657
Fucking lol
>>67282657
The shame of it all
>>67282620
Hendry is a nutter. I thought he was a bit dull before.
>>67282511
>conceding on your opponents turn
>>67281561
>>67281561
We can move now lads
>>67280845
This guy is not joking; check his twitter
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