News:
CHC:Jon Lester whiffs 10 in Cubs' win Friday
MIN:Alex Meyer to start for Twins on Tuesday
OAK:A's promote Sean Manaea for Friday's debut
OAK:Chris Bassitt goes on DL with strained elbow
MIA:Giancarlo Stanton getting a day off Friday
NYM:Yoenis Cespedes (leg) back in lineup Friday
DET:Michael Fulmer recalled for MLB debut
MLW:Brewers option Taylor Jungmann to minors
OAK:A's calling up Jesse Hahn to start Saturday
CHC:Kris Bryant (ankle) not in Friday's lineup
BAL:Orioles sign Wandy Rodriguez to minors deal
MIA:Dee Gordon suspended 80 games for PEDs
Mets
is mlb.tv worth buying?
all games until end of the season for 100 bucks
>>67202235
Don't worry. The Sox will go back down to earth sooner or later. We're all just waiting for it huddled up readying our bunkers and anime.
The Cubs though, probably will be up there all year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_players_suspended_for_performance-enhancing_drugs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_players_named_in_the_Mitchell_Report
Was integration a mistake? At least 75% of the juicers have been darkies. I doubt Jackie would have wanted this
>>67202579
some people in this genny regret purchasing it
>>67202579
Depends on how much you like baseball and how much free time you have desu
MEME YEAR
jays
great back at the anti-skydome where we can never win a series
>his """""""""""team""""""""" has never even won the world series
>and your best year being able to crawl your way to a .500 record
Sox fans of all people should know pitcher W/L doesn't mean shit. If Danks as a 5th start gave up 3-4 on average over 5-6 innings each time out, that's still offering the team a chance to win. Did you expect the fifth starter to give up 0-1 and go 7-8 on average? No team can have five aces. Even 4 is rare and as we've seen before here, mocked mercilessly.
>yfw game 7 of the worlds eries and Matt fucking Szczur with 2 outs in the 9th and down by 3 hits a walk off granny salami against sale to end the curse
>>67202641
Our year desu
How will you react when the white sox inevitable return to their disastrous form?
>>67202667
4 aces took the Mets to a world series
It's rare that's true but certainly not a thing to be mocked
>>67202539
>yfw Arrieta gets busted for roids and Sale goes down needing TJS
First for crushing despair.
>>67202667
>No team can have five aces.
Except Boston
>>67202667
>h-he's the fifth starter
He's the highest paid player on the team this year. He's not making fifth starter money. He only became the fifth starter when he began collecting the checks and the who's were able to get non-shit players. Stop defending cancer
>>67202722
The feel you are currently feeling is the feel Cubs fans have been feeling since 2009 and now look at where we are.
>>67202704
The same way I've been handling it for the past almost decade...
Anime and group therapy
>>67202750
Forgot to add image
>>67202750
Waiting for the inevitable collapse. Again
Arrieta when
>>67202539
More suspensions could be coming:
https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/726173165278351360
>>67202750
I know and good for you guys, always good to see a team who have been absolute laughing stocks turn it around. Except the Gnats. Fuck the Gnats :^)
>>67202579
i got the mlb at bat app so i can listen to the radio streams. i just found out i can stream the actual games on my phone which is pretty based desu. im going to order a usb to hdmi cable so i can view them on my TV. im also going to root my phone to fake the gps so i can watch the local games.
the phone app is only 20 bucks.
>>67202777
Adam Eaton
So what would happen to the City of Chicago if the Sox and Cubs played each other in the World Series?
Riots, shootings, looting, etc?
>>67202808
Think you nailed it Maple.
>>67202808
what would happen if you asked the same question every thread?
>>67202808
Sox win again. Riots in Boystown
>>67202777
>yfw it's Trout
>>67202703
We do have one glaring weakness so far this year though, and that's our 4-5 starters. Hopefully Peavy and Cain can at least get their shit together enough to pitch at least okay. If they do, it's most definitely our (even) year
>>67202808
No riots but probably a lot of drunken brawls and shit
>>67202808
>Riots, shooting, looting
But Canada, thats what happens everyday in Chicago
>>67202832
I dunno, maybe I'll do that and we'll see what happens.
Guys
>>67202840
I can only dream.
>>67202777
Michael Pineda and Chase Headley please
In a city like New York and Chicago is it kosher to be a fan of both the national league and American league team?
>>67202789
You only say that because you don't remember the Giants being a laughingstock. Which means you were born roughly before 2000 making you underage b& you shit.
Which ws matchup would the general hate the most?
Cubs- white sox
Even years memes - anyone else
Mariners-natd
>>67202931
Jays Expos
>>67202918
Hell fucking no
>>67202931
Phillies vs. Rangers
>>67202777
>Mfw ARod again.
>>67202977
I would kek for a week
>>67202918
>Chicago
Nope
>NYC
depends or the borough
>LA
Everyone does it.
>>67202579
It's worth it. Luckily I got it for free
>>67202918
no, but it used to be in the early years of the game
>>67202918
Not at all
>>67202931
>most hate
Yankees-giants
Rags-Dodgers
Will he ever recover?
>>67202925
Still didn't bother me when they did. I actually enjoy and respect the Sport in general. But way to infer pointlessly.
>yfw Freddie Freeman gets caught taking PEDs
>>67202802
are you sure about that. I know in the past (last year) at bat just had a free game of the day
you sure you didn't pay for all of mlbtv? or maybe your on tmobile and they just have that deal since they're MLB sponsors
>>67203014
Pls no.
>>67203012
LOW
AND
AWAY
BREAKING
BALL
Hi guys
WIth the $109 MLBTV package, can I get local broascasts of fames, or am I still limited to away broadcasts? What happens if the away home team is close enough to my market?
>>67202931
Any Chiraq team, KC or SF again, any LA team, Rags, or 5 Aces. Anyone else is ok
>mfw Bonds finally gets busted as a coach
>>67202748
quit being a fucking retard
>>67203054
>any chiraq
What's wrong with the whos?
Will Odubie do it again?
>>67203105
All the Cubs fans for life will bandwagon the fuck out of them
>>67203040
>mfw the orioles broadcasters last night were saying he was a good breaking ball hitter
>mfw no face
>>67202918
It's totally fine.
>taking the red line to work when there's a day game
i feel like dying
>>67202977
I hope so. Old fuck needs to retire.
>>67203054
>>67203001
>>67202959
>All these Rangers haters
So do you guys hate everything that has to do with Texas or just the Rangers in particular?
>>67203101
>resort to name calling
>still defending the cancer known as john danks
oh wow
Who else /PNC Park/ here?
>This Devin Travis montage
>>67203245
I don't hate the Rangers at all. In fact, I want them to succeed, since they have my second favorite player in baseball
>>67202985
>>67203237
It would become one of the dankest memes of all time, at least for stupidity, maybe for no fucks gibbon.
>>67203245
>Rags
It's just for the memes
Who's O's thread where?
Jays and Rays
>>67203358
>>67203358
Yankees vs Red Sox were?
Any hope for an Injuns v Philthies thread?
>>67203026
yeah i thought i accidentally paid for the full MLB.TV. I even checked my bank statements and tried streaming through the ps4 app.
i couldn't stream there but no problems with my phone. I can watch all games not just the free game of the day. just can't stream the black out games which is what im trying to fix now.
Mets vs. Giants
>>67203027
>>67203027
>>67203026
also: i have att but its through an unlocked phone. maybe they think i have T mobile?
Sox Os!
>>67203479
>rags
who else /cautiously optimistic/ here?
>>67203629
me
t. white sox fan
>>67203613
Yankees vs Red Sox.
>>67203644
>3d
that's fucking disgusting
>>67203644
>sox fan
>3d
Hu
>>67203666
t. homosexual
>>67203644
eva notty is pretty gross and awful at porn.
Decent face, I guess.
What did he mean by this?
>basshit on DL
>hahn back
>fuld out for season; shoulder surgery
>mlb debut for some fat samoan
>probably gonna wake up the lastros
Crashing down back to earth desu
>>67202539
(repost from previous thread b/c fuck it)
fuck, man, this one hurts. i'm a Miami native and Dee had that good guy appeal and dat batting average. sucks for him to go down this way. oh well, i guess we now know how he go this percentage so high last season.
>>67204979
Youk is projecting so hard
>>67205006
Oh and Balfour retired.
goodnight sweet prince
>>67205157
Yeah he sounds like Jake Arrieta.
>king on the mound
>its friday
>going to order pizza
can it get any better bros
>>67205006
4 ip 6er for manaeaeaeae tonight?
>>67205261
Blowjob after pizza?
Angels stock selling low right now lads, get on the bandwagon while you can
>>67205382
>wanting to bandwagon the los angeles anaheim trouts
>>67205327
>tfw no gf
>>67205423
Ill be your gf for some of that pizza
are rags going to make a game thread or wait until they have a lead to start shitposting
>>67205491
lewd
>prospect writers thought this junkballer was a sure bet as a mid-rotation starter
friendly reminder that prospect writers are retards who just scout box scores and repeat what other people tell them. everything owens has shown so far in his career is that he is the prototypical AAAA lefty starter. i don't care if he throws a cg after i post this he's still fucking garbage. if he wants to be mid-rotation starter he can go the mexican league he'd fit right in.
>T___KS
>d-dallas is a baseball town guise
>>67206046
>califags always talking shit
umps hate angels as usual
>>67204979
>implying Youkilis never juiced
>>67206152
>leafs
Angels rangers playing
Who do i hate more?
>>67206210
4chan is retarded and thinks I'm in Canada when I'm actually in East Texas.
>who else tornado warning here?
>>67206239
rangers
>>67206277
Nice try canadia
>dee gordon
GOTTA GROW FAST
You can only respond to this post if your team has a win percentage above .750.
NOT SO FAST WHITE SUX
>>67206367
Post her feminine penis
>>67206333
Nah, it's been doing this for like 3 weeks now. wunderground.com and google maps shows the correct location but when I come to /sp/ it slaps a Canada flag on my posts for some reason.
I've been meaning to take advantage of the situation and do some quality false-flag trolling but I just can't motivate myself to do something so pointless.
>>67206367
Gross
Are the mest elite?
Or is peavy just shit
>>67206367
These are the kinds of posts Detoilet fans were making last April. It worked out so well for them
>>67206662
Both senpai
>>67202579
I really like MLB.TV you can connect with 4 different IPs at once so i split it with some guys from work for 30 bucks a year
Mest murderimg the giants
>>67202777
These are probably the "whispers" he was talking about in that press conference. He's the type of guy that would lie about that and appeal 6 times.
>>67202918
you are a nigger faggot if you root for the rival teams in your own same city
>>67202989
fuck off those people are faggots I chose the O's as my AL team because they are all the way on the other side of the country
Who /12runinning/ here?
The Giants have given up 12 runs in this inning
>>67206662
>PV away from his marine layer havens of Petco and ATT
I'll let the who's answer this
I seriously dont hope the dodgers think people will show up to games in they lose 5 in a row
>Muh even year
FULMER CONFIRMED DECENT STARTER
MESTS BTFO
ALC SHOOK TO DEATH
>>67202931
STL-NYY
>>67206662
mest are fucking legit but they had some help of course. the NL east is not even going to be a contest.
>>67207358
i feel for this guy if he is a lifelong.
>be little kid and have your senators taken from you
>baseball comes back and you get bryce harper
>still no ring
>J12NTS
Peavy needs to go to the Padres
>WHO SUX
LOL
>I picked the Nationals to win the NL East
I will literally track down and burn the fedora of everyone who unironically thought that the corner of depressed & injured would be better than your 2015 National League champions this season. Never "pick" Walgreens.
>PED Gordon
>>67202579
I live out of my team's market so it's very worth it to me. $100 a year to see my boys play across the country is money well spent.
>>67207743
Peavy needs a season ending injury and to get the fuck off of >my team, or to get his shit together at record speed
Soto is the man.
>>67206239
fuck 'em both, shitattlebro
>tfw no qt czech gf
>>67208357
>"I am friends with a division rival."
There is nothing more repulsive than AL West """baseball""".
>>67208357
who is this demon of semen?
>>67208412
>
fuck the memeiners
>>67208417
some bad bitch
>>67207438
You'd be surprised how many people in the DC area have an affinity for the Twins for these reasons.
Will Peavy retire after this year?
>>67207055
>monkeyball broship homo who unironically likes the spiccers calling anyone else a nigger faggot
>tfw waiting patiently for urias to come up and help the memepen
>>67208417
Buck truck rolls on
![1050x591[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zcedDCz.png "1050x591[1].png")
>Arrieta holds press conference to deny "allegations" about PEDs
>it turns out it was people on twitter and "whispering" MLB players
>now it turns out there's a list of players getting released next week, which is probably what those "whispers" were about
>Arrieta is the type of guy that would lie about something he knows he'd get caught with
How nuts will /MLB/ go when they announce this child is juicing?
>>67208776
It'll be palmeiro tier
>Pooholes
kek
>Angels basestanding
Why
>>67208909
Nice nubs.
>>67208909
>several Yankees players
Fuck yes get the fuck out Headley, Pineda, and CC.
JUST
>>67209068
>le even year meme
>>67209068
SUCK
>>67209068
It's only the end of April. The turn around is coming soon.
THE EVEN YEAR DYNASTY ROLLS ON
>The White Sox were considered threatening enough by Hollywood to be cast as the villain team in multiple AL baseball movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g545LhuEnI
HUE HUE HUE
>>67209144
This is so cringy. Jint memes are objectively terrible.
>The Pirates will never lose again
Have the Whos been exposed?
>>67209285
I love how much you hate the Pirates.
>>67209180
I noticed this as a kid. Angels in the Outfield, Major League...
Pissed me off as a White Sox fan.
>>67209303
>bottom of rotation loses two on the road to a 9-1 team at home, just after a 6 game win streak shutting down two of the best offenses in the AL
No. That's just as ridiculous of a statement as the ones already claiming they're a playoff team.
royals mariners
>>67209426
>>67209426
>>67209211
Memes in general are objectively terrible. That doesn't change the fact that >we win every other year and >you don't win shit
Ichiro got his 500th steal
also no hitter watch by adam conley
>Dubs and Moose will lead the league in dongs
>>67209615
Dubs and memestakas will tear his ACL tonight
PETER BOURJOS HIT ALERT
BASED BOURJOUS
>>67209609
also the marlins hit into a triple play
A's/lastros where
>>67209609
Also Prince Fielder got his 1000th RBI
>>67209701
When you make one
>>67209068
>>67209735
no
>lastros in charge of stealing
>he "has stuff"
>>67209634
>>67209615
dubs and youre both cunts
>Alex Speier @alexspeier 12m12 minutes ago
>The Yankees had been 5-0 when leading after 6 innings. Sox' first win of the year when tied or trailing after 7; they had been 0-9.
>KEKEES
OH
MY
DEAR
SIDES
It's a shame the Brewers are going to get embarrassed while wearing those gorgeous unis
![1407250692332[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sEnIEfM.jpg "1407250692332[1].jpg")
>>67209804
>he "works his pitches"
100 pitches for this conley fella, do they let him go the distance
>>67209804
"stuff" is a thing in baseball whether you can recognize it or not.
Doesn't mean you'll be a good pitcher, just means you have the potential because of your ability.
>>67209903
yes
no one deserves to feel this
>>67209891
>he doesn't throw, he pitches
>young pitcher on the mound
>"he has the poise of a veteran"
>>67209939
>"stuff" is perfectly descriptive
>>67209990
oh my bad, I forgot youre a tripfaggot. Simplified descriptions of something you can understand from context is not enough for your autism. You need some pedantic over-qualification of something for you to understand it.
>>67209939
So "stuff" is a word you use to defend a pitcher with no evidence?
>>67210091
>Simplified descriptions of something you can understand from context is not enough for your autism. You need some pedantic over-qualification of something for you to understand it.
Analysts say "his stuff is ok" and nothing else. Relax you giant faggot it was a meme
Is it suicide time now?
>>67210191
>16-8
The whos fans kept telling us they would come crashing down.
They were right.
based howard
>>67210191
are you retarded or merely pretending?
>116 pitches
he's not going to make it senpaitachi
AHAHAHAHA
PULLING YOUR PITCHER WITH A NO HITTER GOING AND ONLY 4 OUTS TO GO
DONNY BASEBALL THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67210191
>2 losses
>afterr 6 straight wins
R E L A X
mattingly a faggot
mattingly removed conley 7.2 innings into a nono
Pitch counts are fucking gay
damn, pulled
RYAN HOWARD STRIKES AGAIN
>muh pitchcount
Go fuck yourself, Mattingly
I hope the Marlins get blown the fuck out now just like the Dodgers did.
He didn't even looked tired.
That was dumb call. Let him pitch till he get a hit, at least, damn it.
Remember that time the Phillies pulled Cole Hamels during a No hitter after 6?
Anyone have a stream of the Marlins game?
brewers better win now because of that fucking dumb decision.
Mattingly you absolute faggot
With the Orioles exposing the who sux, does this mean they're the best team in the AL?
>rags
116 pitches with 4 outs to go isn't even that egregious. Even so, one long game isn't going to ruin his entire career. And if you're still that worried about long term health then just sit him for his next start.
I can't imagine this sits well with Conley at all. A lot of pitchers might feel like they're being "betrayed" by their manager if that happened to them. And I'm sure it's also a shot to their confidence.
>that should be a hit right there
>the city of the brewers commentators
>>67210660
he'll be fine unless he's a little bitch faggot
>>67210624
>no sale
>no quintana
>no latos
Nah
ALC having nightmares about Tigers' lineup
I wonder if/when the Phillies are going to change their uniforms. I get that these are throwbacks to the 1950s, and I really like them(I think they hover around top 5), but I just feel like Phail and Klentak will try to make this team theirs in EVERY way possible
>>67210624
Eternal 4th Placers are a fraudulent team that will end up 4th in the American League East standings by the end of the regular season.
Mark.
My.
Words.
>>67210800
Hoping for permanent 80's unis.
>>67210191
>6 game winning streak
>Hawk starts announcing again
>2 game losing streak
Hmmmmmmmm
Rags still one strike away
>>67210513
yea but hamels wanted to come out that game, he was over 100 pitches and only six innings in
>Scott LauberVerified account
@ScottLauber
>To those who don't want him to retire, Ortiz says, "If I get bored I'll just call up the Red Sox and tell them to activate me again."
BASED
>>67210830
It would be cool if the Phillies were the only team to wear the Blue Road uniforms, but there'd have to be changes. Those 80's as fuck striping on the sides would have to go, and the numbers would probably be modernized
>>67210839
stay buttmad Anglel fans
>>67210800
I wish we'd bring back maroon and powder blue instead of the red and blue they use now. too many teams are using their color scheme
>>67210927
fuck you the stripes stay or philly riots. jesus next youll want pinstripes gone
>>67210834
It's the Cruse of the Blackhawks against the White Sox for stealing their mojo during the playoffs. Sox are fucked and ruined it for the Blackhawks.
Time to show you're a true Chicagoian and cheer for the Cubs.
inb4 this fucc nigga blows Conley's no hitter
>>67210811
Who's fifth?
>>67211194
idk tbqh with you Joe, but I would honestly hope its the cuckees.
>FISH
You know who could've caught that soft liner by Lucroy?
Dee Gordon
Good.
Combined no-hitters suck.
>>67211062
I'm actually glad you post because it's nice to show everyone that Cubs posters are the worst posters.
>>67211247
It should be. Who the fuck do they even have?
Gordon woulda had that one
Fuck this nigga
>>67211282
A whole bunch of 95 year olds.
And an """""""""""""""""'elite"""""""""""""""""""" bullpen
>>67211062
>cubes fans talking about curses
That ottoman humor again
