Toronto Blue Jays @ Tampa bay Rays
Sanchez v Smyly
Go easy on Steve edition
>>67203358
Rays fan here
Sup leafs
Just kidding, theres no rays fans here
>>67203399
Give us your franchise!
-Montreal
beisbol
This is a sinking ship
>>67203499
The ride never ends senpai
>Devon Travis on the bench
I MISSED YOU
>>67203582
I am so excited
He had batting practice today ;_;
>Martin back in the lineup
Oh boy
>>67203499
>gibby literally challenged hillenbrand to a fight
>hillenbitch pussied out
How based can one manager be?
Just pop my shit up
>>67203399
>>67203422
a wild.. uhh.. who the fuck knows what it is.. appears
>>67203697
Why isn't it a sting ray?
>>67203725
they were supposed to be sting rays when they were still called the "devil rays" but noy as just the "rays" they are supposedly like a ray of sunlight or w/e
>>67203778
How convoluted
>>67203778
>they are supposedly like a ray of sunlight or w/e
Dude that's gay
>>67203725
some faggots in marketing decided not me, something like this would be great
>>67203807
it is gay, they were even pushing this shitty logo
The Jays suck but here I am discussing them on a Laotian fingerdoll bulletin
ffs my fwb was supposed to come over tonight now she says she doesn't feel like it
>>67204091
BLACKED
>>67204074
It's a Mongolian cave painting wiki
>>67204091
Git gud fgt
what would your walk-up music be anon?
>>67204118
I live in a rural area in Ontario, there aren't blacks here. More likely she got stoned
>>67203861
Yeah, that is like flamingly homosexual.
>>67204142
Its raining men
>>67204142
NiggerniggerNiggerniggerNiggernigger
>>67204091
now you get to spend all friday night with your 4chan pals :)
>>67204220
>>67204249
It's funny and cripplingly painful.
>>67204284
At least a girl called him
>>67204324
No girl has ever called my phone
>>67204369
How old are you?
>>67204142
I was thinking the Alan Parsons Project Sirius (bulls intro theme) so I could have all the lights out and repel from the rafters into the batters box but its a bit slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq8VPYPzKHk
But I'd probably go with something well known and hype like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
>>67204397
25
It's rather depressing.
>>67204565
Yeah that sucks
>rasy baserunning
What in the world was Guyer thinking. He had absolutely no shot at getting 2. Especially with Bautista who has a good arm.
good job falling into that run down...
Nice to see Sanchez is still throwing 95% fastballs
>>67204565
tfw my fwb couldn't come to the jays game with me
Is it weird that I've never been to Florida and I'm still a rays fan? I thought it was endearing that they're under funded and somehow manage to be cheeky with the red sox and Yankees.
>>67204676
where do you live?
>>67204676
I respect the fact they fund the team with bus passes and still manage to be competitive.
>>67204676
It's nice that you bandwagon a lowly team like the Rays. Like taking a disabled girl to prom, I'm sure they really appreciate it.
>>67204712
Born and raised in Hawaii. I didn't wanna be a giants or Yankees fan like everyone else
>>67204737
One day I'll make it to a game at the trop and be able to change seats every at bat
>>67204780
Damn. What's it like living in Hawaii?
pitch count is already at 45 for SMILES only 2.1 in. think theyll be going bullpen by the fifth
>>67204780
>One day I'll make it to a game at the trop
Don't book your ticket yet
>>67204780
that is the positive side of an empty stadium, you can usually sit wherever you want for $20 ticket, pick a different section every inning
Saunders has been the most consistent behind doland.
he didn't look so smyly after that hit
S A U N D E R S
fucking ELITE
>>67204900
>>67204914
as long as he stays healthy I say keep him in that leadoff.
>>67204940
he is unironically the best batter on this team
>>67204940
Fuck yeah he's been really good in the lead off spot. If he stays healthy he could be one of best hitters on the team. He's batting like 320 right now.
>>67204873
This is what I do when I go to the Trop. Buy a cheap party deck ticket and move up as far as I can go. It's fucking great.
And the worst part is I'm not even a Rays fan. I'm just another transplant from a different city like the rest of Florida. I just use them for cheap baseball and dump them after.
>>67204816
Expensive and overrated. Nice place to visit, though.
>>67204862
I'd still support the team, just would have to renew my passport.
>>67204995
it gets pretty embarrassing when big market teams come through and the "away" crowd is bigger than the home crowd
but such is life in the transplant state, i only know a handful of people that their family has been here for more than a generation
God fucking damnit sanchez is pissing me off. THROW A FUCKING BREAKING BALL OR CHANGE UP.
>>67205127
His goatee thing is pretty dirty, too. He needs to shave that in between innings.
>>67205127
Put him back to the bullpen and use him for long relief
I hate to say it but bring Huch back
>>67205127
just wait... next start hell bring out a gnarly ass slurveball
>>67205127
fuck breaking balls
>>67205127
>(you)
>gangsta kitten
wtf was that
>>67205419
I didn't see it but I assume you're talking about DJ Kitty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnForWPm78
>>67205468
nah i know him, it was some movie commercial
edwin is definitely trying too hard this year
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I'm going to the Jays/dodgers game next Friday, anyone know if kershaw will be pitching that night?
Where's the Boondocks kid?
hit em pa
>Russell "Strikeout" Martin
umpshow tonight
man.... martin needs to sit.
>>67206164
why was he hopping at the plate?
I see the whos sweep did a good job of culling the bandwagoners
people still watch cuckball?
Donuts is so much better than martin fuck you shitpiro
>>67206189
he thinks hes a rabbit? I dont know, fucker needs to slow his swing down.
>>67206164
he already did. for at least three games
neck is probably still barking at him
>>67206225
>shekels intensify
Not only is Martin utterly useless at the plate, he can't even throw a runner out.
>>67206488
he might be on the DL by the summer.
LOL BASED DOLAN HIT THE B RING
Well shit
Donaldson is so fucking good jesus
BASED DONNY
buck is so senile
no runs just a bunch of hits for the 3-0 win? im ok with this
>le one pitch fastball man
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>67207205
it has movement
is Sanchez trying to grow a goatee? I don't think it looks good on him.
>>67207205
It's that good of a fastball family
>>67207253
He looks dumb af.
>>67207253
He looks like Klay Thompson
What happened to Guy Smiley how many pitches did he throw out
>>67207327
I think 100
MARTIN GOT A HIT
HWIANGIUANGIAHNOEINHOAIHg
martin got a hit!
the toronto "if we're not striking out we're popping out" blue jays
>>67207554
I'll take pop ups any day over strikeouts.
odds on the bullpen blowing it?
>>67207580
if they put in fucking cecil pretty god damn good.
>Storen warming up
>ahead 0-2
>throws a balloon heater right down the middle
Great idea
its ok guys tulo will save us
haha bullpen time
>>67203358
>not "go easy on Aaron edition"
woooooooooooooo grand slam
>dropping that ball
absolutely shameful
>>67204641
>going 7 scoreless inning
let him do his thing
SAUNDERS IS ELITE
>>67207930
Based Canadian exploding knees man
Saunders looks like he's reaching the potential he showed a couple years ago in Seattle. I think he's the real deal and will be a legit lead off hitter for this team.
>>67208062
He has to stay healthy though. I'm hoping he does but it's hard to tell.
>>67208095
You're right. I have confidence that he will but it's Toronto so who knows, he might fall down some stairs and break his neck tomorrow. Injuries always find a way to fuck this team in somehow.
>>67208192
Well if they want to have any chance at making the post season he will need to play at least 75% of the games and do well. He's been great thus far. He's 2nd to Donaldson easily.
Storen gives up 4, osuna to close the 9th.
anyone else think martin is on PEDs? he's probably scared as shit and that's why he is hitting so bad.
the raptors game is getting good guys
>>67208355
You underestimate Storen's ability to suck
Thanks bullpen.
seriously, they're going to bury this team.
>STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN >STOREN
FUCK THIS STUPID FAGGOT STOP DEFENDING HIM BUCK AND PAT
>Storen
It took Storen 2 pitches to give up a run. That's impressive.
>>67208426
well at this rate the jays lose
>>67208478
just wait... i think he can do better.
Is this Paki Paddle game still going?
>>67208496
You're fucking delusional
get Sanchez back in the bullpen and call up Hutch (i think i just puked in my mouth a little)
Time for Cecil
>bullpen is dumpster fire
>Shapiro is too jewish to spend money/prospects on relief pitching
>starters constantly pitch into the 8th inning
>their arms fall off by September
>miss playoffs
I want to kill every faggot in this bullpen except for based bobby and flyod
>>67208572
Biagini is pretty based too
>>67208527
i mean i think he can give up a one pitch homerun yet.
>>67208527
sanchez might just belong in the bullpen, but he just wants to be a starter for some reason and earned his way into the rotation because of a good spring...and also hutch looked pretty good in the spot start he made
>>67208572
B-b-but R. A. Dickie...
B-b-but muh knuckleball
>>67208590
He hasn't really been that great. He's allowed a lot of baserunners and it's only a matter of time before he's exposed.
so we traded ben revere a .300 hitter and can run to a reviler that pitches half an inning?
>>67208612
Hutch barely lasted 5 innings i seriously doubt he is more of an answer than Sanchez is
aaron just needs to master the curve and possibly a changeup to go to when his filthy fastball isn't so filthy
>>67208640
That's how strategy and planning works
>>67208537
>cecil pitching
jays are trying hard to lose this one
>>67208640
the problem is they have nowhere to play ben
wew
It's like the bats are either hot or cold, why can't they be luke warm sometimes?
>>67208662
Sanchez is a starter he just needs to trust his secondary pitches more. He's going to get hammered if he throws fastballs all the time. I don't give a fuck how hard he throws or how much they move. He needs to use his curve and change or he will never succeed as a starter.
Is this the first Jays thread that hasn't hit bump limit this season?
>>67208753
Its been quiet in comparison. Although the last Tampa series was pretty similar.
>>67208753
no more bluejays fans because they losing
>>67208753
yep
>>67208809
this is probably true. although it is friday night and most jay fans are out and about.... except for me...
GOOD JOB LIL GUY!!!
and mom and dad are in the stands!
yay!
GoGo!
the raptors are having another meltdown in the 4th
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
gogo homer what is going on
>>67208640
Welcome to the Process™
>groans
how pathetic tampa
>>67208612
yeah he just wants it so damn bad because of his bro stroman.... he's even grown himself a wanna be badass little goatee, he's trying way too hard for someone so young.
>>67208896
GOINS GOINS GONE
>>67208878
This game hasn't made for good shitposting either
W-what's it like hitting the bump limit in baseball threads?
>>67208917
Joke of a team. I don't even bother watching them because they can't even get out of the fucking first round.
>>67208753
Raptors game 6 is on right now as well it's worth pointing out
and its early in the season so many will be watching that instead
>>67208968
It's euphoric
when will they admit tulo is a shit SS and we need a new one ;_;
>>67209076
Tulo defensively is goat but his bat is shi
>>67209076
They never will because his contract is unmovable
just fuck my shit up
Osuna needs more jesus power, he's not doing so hot
>>67209209
He seems to struggle in low pressure situations. He did the same shit in Boston.
they just need to take the boys out on a boat have some bitches and get themselves into some rape scenarios... that builds team morale like nothing else i have found in my experiences.
>>67209209
>Jesus power - 1
>Doubtful heathens - 0
>Chokeronto Craptors
JUST
>>67209209
Don't worry i got you senpai
>>67209389
Go back to your apehoop thread nignog