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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/27: TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (TBA)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)

NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest
http://mmajunkie.com/
http://mmafighting.com/
http://www.mmamania.com/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/
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watts up /heem/
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quick heem, post your fightfu
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ngannou
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just begrudgery people saying bad things about conor conor is the best thing to happen to mma in many ways he saved the sport he doesnt need to do press conference just fight he will easily beat diaz this time last time was a fluke loads of begrudgers saying he would have pissed hot if he flew to the states last week everyone needs to shut the f*ck up about the press conference its in the past no one cares god your all just geeky nerds nitpicking over things to slate conor over
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>>67129619
>>67129529
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>>67129619
Conor lost to nate on purpose to build hype and give him a comeback story line
He will smash that diaz goof no problem when he actually tries
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who /ngannou/ here?
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>>67129681
>>67129704
>>67129617
>>67129575
>>67129605
>>67129619
>>67129670
kys
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>>67129704
me desu, /ngannou/ is love, /ngannou/ for my wife
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Post underrated fighters

>Vitor Miranda
>James Krause
>Keita Nakamura
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>>67129681
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uh oh..
MMAFighting has the medical report:

Jon Jones: Must have left foot x-rayed, if positive then requires clearance by an orthopaedic doctor or no contest until 10/21
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>>67129835
>Cathal Pendred
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>>67129835
Mayhem Miller
Omigawa
Shinya Aoki
Karlos Vemola
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yea so they told me to come here if I was gonna goof around like that so hi
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Holly Holmes
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>>67129884
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>>67129795
woah lad wtf
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Good evening /heem/
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>>67129795

all me
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
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>>67129917
Would you fuck?
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>>67129908
fuck this shit im out
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How far do you guys think my boy could go in the UFC? Reminder that in his last fight he heemed Sakuraba in the 1st round.
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>>67129969
You know, I dont think I would.
And I kinda few bad about it.
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>>67129917
Hey there, big boy.
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>>67129970
lmao
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>>67129970
LITERALLY QUIVERING IN FEAR
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>>67129970

see u goof
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>>67130005
that dog is more appealing
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>>67130056
Better?
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Are Rose
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>>67129917
>>67130005
>>67130084
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
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>>67130084

would the right
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>>67130084
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>>67130005
Has travis been asked about this?

We need a reporter to ask the pressing questions
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>>67130084
Bruh how much toothpaste do you need
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>>67130084
Who is girl in blueish outfit?

Did she give ronda her current diet info?
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If Dana had any balls he would book Artem to headline the prelims against someone who would starch him
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reminder that negative attention is still attention
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>>67130230

this 2bh, bunch of goofs in here
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based jeff
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>>67130240
Jesus Christ
I want California to be nuked asap
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>>67130292
We all do huebro
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>>67130292
Umm excuse me?
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>>67130240
>"rowdy"
>not "champion"
into le trash it le goes
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>>67130171
*stretch him
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Travis Browne crying like a bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfdp2DCqEc
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>>67130292
rude desu
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>>67130171
>someone that would starch him
so anyone on the roster
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Koksal vs dj when?
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>>67130310
That hairdo, face, makeup and lack of nutrientes is the face of a Californian GenZ dyke.
I went to los angeles a year ago with a student, worst experience of my life.
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>>67130399
Koksal is a bit big for that division 2bh
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>>67130383

what a faggot, hope cain fucks him up
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>>67130447

>77k
>next three hours

wew u fucked up lad
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>>67130507
I guess I shouldn't have spend the last 6 hours here /ngannou/posting
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Only a bit more to cut and ill be ready for my flyweight debut
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>>67130447
switch to petroleum engineering lad
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>>67130447

>tfw i unironically without memeing have like 8 weeks worth of work to do in 7 days or i fail my course

No sleep for me lads
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>>67130383
this is actually kind of frightening

guy seems to have very little control over his emotions, crying on camera and threatening the media like this
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>>67130583

Thought the same desu. i smile in situations like that and he would have attacked me probably, what he doesn't know is that i have a beast defensive guard and rubber guard
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>>67130643
Id have gutted him and spilled his intestines as he rushed me with a simple flick of my blade
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>>67130447
>>67130579
i believe in you guys!
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>>67130643
>>67130729
he wouldn't even know what hit him
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>>67130383
deleted
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conor is going to fight the winner of aldo vs franky on a fox card before the first nyc event. nobody cares about him anymore
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5 finishes in his last 8. WUT
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>>67130986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTr_dT52DnY
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>>67131067
Literally the GOAT
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>>67131115
that's some heavy shit. i feel for the guy.
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>>67130419
>That hairdo, face, makeup and lack of nutrientes is the face of a Californian GenZ dyke.
Easy pickings though lad.
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Anthony Pettis vs Michael Johnson is the fight to make
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>>67131457

Loser gets cut
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>>67130383
>>67131115
This is....fucking weird. Travis needs to be put on Benoit-watch permanently.
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so we got RDA vs Alvarez, and in the mean time what do they do with everyone else
>Khabib vs Ferguson
>Diaz vs Barboza
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>>67131470
They'll never cut Pettis, but damn he's had a shitty run. Last fight was literally stand and bang and he looked pretty shit and still went for ome meme shit
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>>67131536
>Diaz vs Barboza
>implying Diaz would take that fight
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Shinya Aoki to the UFC when?
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>>67131470
Nah senpai, they won't let Lellator have any of them, Pettis specially.
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>>67131576
its a spicy matchup either way

how about
>Chiesa vs Barboza
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>>67131171
You just know that bull went into his locker room to please Rose when her 'man' had failed.
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>>67131669
>while you watch
I rather play dark souls in my shed and hear it only as background tbqh
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>>67131669
I had like 4 of my /ngannou/ posts deleted, there were more
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>>67131067
>post yfw this baby is half the size of a grown male cagefighter
My
Fucking
Kek
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>>67130383
>>67131115
I told you guys strong men also cry.
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jon
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JON JONES GETCHA DICK ERECT BOY IM SUCKIN IT
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>>67129612
>literally cannot stop looking at the landwhale
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>>67132373
No reason, actually. You should kys
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>>67130005
>those fucking shapeless legs
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DC is my boy
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>>67131067
>not heeming your kids to sleep every night
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>>67132466
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>>67130292
why don't you get right on that as soon as your huehue scientists figure it out?
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>>67132611
You sneaky cunt
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>>67132546
the brazilian scientists are working hard hitting two coconuts together to create atom bombs
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>>67132512
HERE WE ARE GOIN FAR IF WE MAKE IT THROUGH
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>>67132362
I think she's related to Gina. A sister or a cousin or something. They actually have similar faces.
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>>67132936
i hope the law essay isn't made up and you actually drop out
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>>67133191
I've got an hour left to do about 700 more words to write and fix up the references, I think I can do it.
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>>67133670
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
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>tfw you'll never be an aussie bloke having bants with a grape lookin slut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZAUOvauuu8
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>>67133670
gonna rewatch this on fight pass boys
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>>67133783
That's New Zealand, mate.
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>>67129619

Conor:

No jaw / Can't take a punch

No cardio / Gassed in one round

No ground game / No BJJ / No wrestling

No stand-up defense (hands down, chin up)

No heart / No guts / Tapped in seconds / Can't fight through adversity

Got beat on the feet and subbed by a mid-tier LW with a crap 18-10 record who had 10 days to train and was doing PR most of that time.

Conor is a FRAUD

He's been nothing by a smack-talking little conman with an over-inflated ego who has no abilities to back his smack-talk up / He's the schoolyard bully who got his ass kicked in a real fight

Aldo or Frankie will take his FW belt away if he ever steps in a ring with either

Then Conor will have nothing left

Conor is a self-pimping fame whore who's only there for the lifestyle and the check, and all that finally caught up with him in the Ocatagon

He will fight Aldo or Frankie next, and LOSE, and then that should be the end of him for good

As a "begrudger" I can't wait.
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>>67131115
Is this how far cagefighters have fallen?
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>>67133840
Aldo got beat by a literal nobody in a Brazilian bush league when he tried moving up to LW.
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Schaub catching serious heat over that new schaub watch vid

fucking nerds so mad they got bullied in school
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>>67133840
*clears throat* ahem ahem

>No jaw / Can't take a punch
He were tagged when he were already dead tired, that's not a good indicator of the man's chin.
He took full power Chad Mendes haymakers with a smile.

>No cardio / Gassed in one round
He were swinging for the fence for the fans and losing energy with each attempt.
It weren't a good strategy, that's certain.
The man's gone a hard sweaty 15 minutes at a high workrate before.

>No ground game / No BJJ / No wrestling
We're just have to disagree there, he showed off some nice BJJ against Nate, but for naught of course - Nate's probably got 10,000 hours more BJJ under his belt than Conor.

>No stand-up defense (hands down, chin up)
When gassed for sure that is the case for sure, but he's done a good job avoiding getting hit the rest of the time.

>No heart / No guts / Tapped in seconds / Can't fight through adversity
There was no way he was getting out of that. He knew, we knew. Getting choked out cause "muh heart" is dumb shit.

>Got beat on the feet and subbed by a mid-tier LW with a crap 18-10 record who had 10 days to train and was doing PR most of that time.
Yes

>Conor is a FRAUD
No

>He's been nothing by a smack-talking little conman with an over-inflated ego who has no abilities to back his smack-talk up / He's the schoolyard bully who got his ass kicked in a real fight
There's nothing wrong with bullying manlets

>Aldo or Frankie will take his FW belt away if he ever steps in a ring with either
Frankie yes, Aldo no.

>Then Conor will have nothing left
Except Dee

>Conor is a self-pimping fame whore who's only there for the lifestyle and the check, and all that finally caught up with him in the Ocatagon
He's a good fighter too.

>He will fight Aldo or Frankie next, and LOSE, and then that should be the end of him for good
Don't be surprised when he fights neither.

>As a "begrudger" I can't wait.
You won't live long enough, kid
*loads up hips, preparing massive wheel kick*
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>>67129612
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>>67133846
There is literally nothing wrong with crying easily.
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>>67134074
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How would Guile do in MMA?
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>>67134147
Projectile spam is banned in the Unified Rules
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>>67129983

Isn't his striking pure shit? He's an amazing grappler but I feel any really good reverse-wrestler would sprawl and box him up
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>>67132512
daniel 'venom' cormier
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>>67134242
thats exactly what eddie alvarez did

just fucked him up standing
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>>67134272
God that was a beautiful massacre
Bellator Alvarez was one of the most exciting fighters ever
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>>67134272
>>67134242
the standing elbow of doom sealed Shinya's fate
forreal tho his grappling his lightyears ahead of everyone and his wrestling is fantastic by itself. He'd do very well.
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>>67134147
probably beat frank mir then get rekt by a skinnyfat mexican
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Full Travis interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGPGilWHow
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>>67134427
meant to post this but w/e
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So /heem/, what's the best worst fight you have a youtube video for? I don't mean shit like Gonzaga vs Erokhin where fucking nothing happened, I mean something even a casual can watch and laugh his ass off at how bad this "fight" is, in the spirit of Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000. Again, only real caveat is that it needs to be on youtube.
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>>67134311
Aoki has some seriously brutal elements to his grappling game. His famous armbreaking hammerlock, the standing arm wrenches, the neck cranks from hell...

Speaking of which, I couldn't stop grimacing when they replayed the finish of Cirkunov vs Nicholson, listening to that poor guy's jaw pop...
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>>67134427
it's so fucked up how many people jump on someone accused of abuse with no proof at all
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>>67134584
that's why false accusations should be harshly punished
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>>67134584
Like what kind of proof do you want? She posted pictures of her bruises.
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>>67134128
>that'll never be your girl
>youll never be startled in your sleep just to see a playful/horny Albu like >>67134074

>you will never have pic related cooking at your kitchen counter while coming home
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>>67134623
ray rice or bust
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Why is it that most fighters believe in the ''you're ónly as good as your most recent fight'' concept? I don't get why certain contender's confidence prior to a fight is based on their opponent's lackluster performance in their last match. That's how Barao, Ronda and Conor got their asses kicked in my opinion.
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Who /Gertrude Merez/ here?
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>>67134750
Miesha Tate is the best example. She got her ass kicked, got up instead of ruining her life and letting herself drawn into mysery, kept training hard, studied her opponents, conquered.
TATEvsROUSEY3 will be the ultimate chickfighting and we will witness Ronda's mma career fall into oblivion.

ALL HAIL YOUR QUEEN.

>>67134294
>Bellator Alvarez was one of the most exciting fighters ever

I only watched his fight against Huerta circa 2010. I'm gonna do a full Eddie marathon. Fronkie trained him. Am I the only one who has the distinct feeling that Alvarez will beat Two Banjos?
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>>67134819
>>67134272
>>67134311

Samefagging, I think I watched his fight against Aoki too. Anyway, Penn state is taking the belt this summer.

ALLES IST MEIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XguvfRyb0hQ
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Anyone else think it would be cool if for the fights where two guys are on losing streaks they marketed it as "LOSER LEAVES THE UFC" ?
You could even put that text right on the "tale of the tape" screen.

It would give high stakes to these fights that no one actually wants to see.

People are instead simply sad or uncaring when it's announced someone is cut. It's a waste.
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>>67135517
Maybe if it's presented more professionally. Like Fights left on [insert name]'s contract: 1 or something.
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>>67135517
After every fight, the fans in the arena vote on whether the fighter deserves to stay in the UFC or not. For both the winner and the loser.
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>>67135545
amount of fights left on a contract is a bit different to being cut for 3 fight losing streak.

but yeah I wasn't being super literal with my big red LOSER LEAVES THE UFC text. I don't know the most tasteful way to go about it.

>>67135573
sounds like a lot of work, and UFC prefers to have control
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dead thread

dead sport
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>>67135768
everyone is busy rolling
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when is Magana fighting next lads
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>unfunny memes
>DJ
>Nate Diaz
>ngannou
>209 stockton gang signs
>miesha tate
>paige van slut

>still my boys forever
>super sage northcutt
>schaub
>the chris
>shael
>Dominick "The Domin8r" Cruz
>mcgoobs
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>>67135768
if you get in my guard you'll be a dead man
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>Wake up
>Listen to Schaub watch
What a fucking dick, I didn't like Schaub because he can't take criticism like a man but he fucking assaulted a guy and is proud of it fucking neanderthal
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>>67135923
I would pass your guard like a Cold Steel™ blade through a slab of meat
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Anyone got rare Ngannous?
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>>67136049
Have a rare Ngannou, looking for a rare Lobov - willing to trade?
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are there actually people that unironically think goobs isn't going to fight at 200
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UFC 200 is safe.
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>>67136288
based
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>>67136288
If you could wish for any terminal illness for Sage Northcutt to contract, what would it be /heem/?
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>>67136326
None of them you weirdo
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>>67131115
Even if you know a guy is beating his wife up you can't just attack him and steal their children....
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>>67136326
tourette's

terminal tourette's
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>>67136326
Testicular cancer
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>>67135909
idk but i'd have sex with her

fuck it
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>>67136288
>Sage saw his life flash before his eyes
>He realized that he has to make the best out of the time he has on Earth
>leaves team Memestar and joins American Kneebusting Academy to train with all the champions
>dismantles every division in the UFC
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Was jones vs rumble supposed to be the UFC 200 comain that would be mind blowing? Then Conor goofed up and DC got injured.
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>>67134054
Schaub bullied his roommate. Why is anyone surprised by this?
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>>67136466
>>67134054

Huh?
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>>67129704
nigga no
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>>67136479
He assaulted and stole his roommates shit and damaged his food
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>>67134427
If I had to eat human meat, Miesha rump roast would be my first choice.
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>>67136516
>not Hector Lombard's pair of Honeydews
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>>67136516
Mine would be Sage's arms cooked in the style of buffalo wings.
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I feel betrayed by you, /heem/
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Have you ever wanted to watch Luke Thomas interview John McCain?

Well, today is your lucky day,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhwe-3skzog
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>>67136658
Thanks, trying to go to sleep
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schaubs a fake fight fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvx9Gfd7EI
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was tj grant ever that good?
i think he had potential to be the lw goat

anyone webm his finish of gray maynard?
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>>67136789
Are the comments true and Schaub tried to take credit for callens special doing so well?
Doesn't he know that Bryan Callen has been working as an actor and comdian since before schaub was even an erotic thought in his dads nutsack?
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>you live in an era where the pound for pound best fighter in the world is also the weakest ppv draw despite having a high finish rate
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So i've just finished watching Deadpool. It has been indeed a mixed martial arts film: supplexes, takedowns, slick jiu-jitzu and good ol' Pride FC soccer kicks, plus strong inapropriate language, dual wielding final battle player vs player and 1,600 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment (3520 lbs for murrifucks) AND A FUCKING HAPPY ENDING.

I enjoyed it, fampaloompas.
I really did.
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>>67134060
go get a rope and hang yourself, autistic cunt.
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>>67136326
gigantism, natural hgh will surge him through all the weight classes, before they gotta nuke his pituitary
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>>67137026
Autism
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>>67137071
Not to mention, Francis was literally separated-at-birth Michael Bisping's brother.
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>>67137092
I like you because even though you bait for (you's) unsuccessfully all the time, you keep doing it.
That's the kind of man i want fighting the Sharia Law
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ok?
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So Dana is going to keep Conor away from the NYC card, why? Doesn't he want to make money? Why is he so butt hurt about Conor pulling out (kek)? Is Conor in Tim Kennedy territory? Is he going to be out for more than a year perhaps?
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>>67137190
love you lad
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>>67136853
Schaub's a tool, wouldn't be surprising. Bryan's too beta to call him out on his shit.
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>>67137203
that's what she said
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>>67137053
>>67137071
I've had it up to here with the autism shaming on this website. This is the autism capital of the internet, if you don't like it then you can go back to Sherdog / BloodyElbow / MMAFighting / The UG / MMAJunkie / Twitter / MiddleEasy / r/mma / MMAMania / HEAVY.com / etc
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How does /heem/ feel about M-1 events? Is there a more corrupt Russian org to watch?
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>>67137311
It sucks.
Everything related to MMA that is not top 10 p4p fighters sucks.
But it's great entertainment
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Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I
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I've 100% officially actually decided to retire Schaub as one of my boys

I'm taking him out back to the woods and heeming him down

Am I alone here in realizing how much of a cock Schaub has been over the past few months? Or am I just late to the party?
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>>67137376
When's xir cagefighting debut?
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>>67137392
He is a fucking dummy
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>>67137311
They post fights on their Youtube channel sometimes which is cool I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/user/M1GlobalRussia/videos

Sometimes you can watch a fight where the camera cuts away to show people yelling in Russian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mljI3BGPrc
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>>67137392
He's always been a dickhead though
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>>67137395
not until they create a women's superweight division
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>https://youtu.be/fxLh1bEiLNk

For nothing. Fuck goobs and dana desu
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>>67129612
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>>67137467
Think she could take on Gabi?
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>>67137467
Weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
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FEDOR GOAT
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wow what an awful fucking thread
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>>67137529
Weight classes are just a social construct. You now remember Teila Tuli.
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>>67137616
Death as fuck too
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>>67131625
>>67131536
Chiesa-Tony
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>>67137616
im fucking ur mum's awful bum hole m8
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>>67137626
yeah no burgers awake that's probably more than half the posters
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>>67137631
Her "bum hole" is clean you filthy degenerate I washed it myself.
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>>67137634
Nah is not that.
Usually the thread is a little more active at this hours
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So my bro just let me know that when John Cena dies his brain is going to be donated to science for head trauma research. This also includes Kevin Nash, Mick Foley and Chyna (still pending).

Will MMA fighters continue the trend?
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>>67137661
Everyone's feeling a little blue now that it's for certain that Conor's lost and we'll never see him cagefight again...
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>muh boy = having male waifu

gaylords, the lot of you.
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>>67137661
How's a thread gonna be active when there ain't any real shit till next week.
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>>67137714
Why you gotta put me down like that lad?
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>>67137648
if its clean then I want it for myself
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Akhbar Arreola just retired
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>>67137765
What kind of name is that for a guy repping Mexico?
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>>67137714
stop bullying brendan
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>>67137765
>Yves Edwards lose to this beaner
lmao
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>>67137714
>enjoying a dude's way of fighting is the same as forming an emotional attachment to a fictional character
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>>67137765
Bit sad to see him retire after a pretty questionable TKO stoppage, he wasn't out of that fight and the round was almost over...

>>67137783
He also nearly kicked off Jake "Australia's Sage Northcutt" Matthews' head
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so did travis browne beat his wife or nah
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wtf is up with schaub? whats the bully shit you guys are talking about? red pill pls lads
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>>67137857
he probably pushed or some shit but i doubt he bashed her otherwise we would have war machine tier photos proving it
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>>67137857
Guy is a massive prick, hated him since he elbowed manbearpig in the back of the head.
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>>67137857
Remember when a reporter asked Travis if he was interested in a rematch with Mitrione since the eye poke played a huge role in the outcome of the fight and Travis stared him down and asked him what he thought? What a fucking bitch man.

Great job at making people see what an intimidating, emotional asshole you are and you probably DID beat your wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6t6uNS_mn4
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>>67137905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo

Main stuff starts around a minute in
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>>67137916
well instead of having a hot wife now he is with ms thick and chunky
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>>67137923
i watched that interview because you autists from sherdog keep making out he was intimidating journos and shit like that

and guess what

>it was fucking nothing

everyone sucks jones dick for putting his hand like a range finder but when browne does it he is dah ebil mma fighter

fuck off browne his fine

and if he did beat his wife why didn't she take it to the police? because it probably didn't happen or it was like a say he probably pushed her or some shit
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>>67137925
How is this asshole still making money? The podcast can't possibly make him enough money. God I fucking hate this shit fucker. I kind of hoped that he was still fighting and had a few wins under his belt and Jon Jones said he was moving up to HW and got fed Schaub and absolutely KILLED this motherfucker.

What race/nationality is he anyways?
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>>67137954
You know, I'd have a different opinion of him but ever since the Silva loss, I remember watching a behind the scenes video of him limping and saying to Lorenzon or Dana something like "He doesn't beat me on my best day." Nigga he knocked you out. Plain and simple.
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>>67137968
i always thought he was a kike and automatically hated him for being one
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joe looks a little beat up at ufc 46 what do you think caused this?

was he still sparring and practicing taekwando (sp?) a bit of gym wars

or was it a bar fight or something?
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>>67137925

what a dick

his roommate took the gear btw kek
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>>67138018
Probably got jumped when he was out cruising for trannys.
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>>67137923

fucking cunt. hope cain destroys him and i generally dislike cain...
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>>67137954
>everyone sucks jones dick for putting his hand like a range finder
nobody does that
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>>67131067
>There are people who think hes boring
>There are people who think he is not the greatest fighter alive
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fuck i didn't know vitors sister was kidnapped and murdered
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>>67138111
whoa, when? I tend to not give a fuck about the fighters' lives.
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>>67137925
i miss rogan watch
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>>67138120
>whoa, when? I tend to not give a fuck about the fighters' lives.

like in 06 he confessed to it the killer that is

i'm watching ufc 46 and vitor came out with a shirt with his sister on it

because she had gone missing

brazil man its just like max payne 3
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>>67138111
she could still be alive in a rape dungeon somewhere
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>>67138089
No true /heem/-man would hold this opinion.
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>>67134147
He would make history with the first heem via backflip kick
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>>67138120
>being this new
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>>67131115
Wow, I didn't like Travis, but I kind of feel sorry for him now. That is fucked up, what happened.
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>>67138144
I'm sorry, I realize I also live in a shit third world country but I can't get over a russkie talking about depictions of kidnappings and dissapearances like that shit has never happened over there.
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https://youtu.be/Nn1MBiWw5y4
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>>67130005
I knew I've seen her somewhere before
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>>67138216
kidnappings happen in every country just more frequently in shit countries like yours
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