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watts up /heem/
quick heem, post your fightfu
ngannou
just begrudgery people saying bad things about conor conor is the best thing to happen to mma in many ways he saved the sport he doesnt need to do press conference just fight he will easily beat diaz this time last time was a fluke loads of begrudgers saying he would have pissed hot if he flew to the states last week everyone needs to shut the f*ck up about the press conference its in the past no one cares god your all just geeky nerds nitpicking over things to slate conor over
>>67129619
Conor lost to nate on purpose to build hype and give him a comeback story line
He will smash that diaz goof no problem when he actually tries
who /ngannou/ here?
>>67129704
me desu, /ngannou/ is love, /ngannou/ for my wife
Post underrated fighters
>Vitor Miranda
>James Krause
>Keita Nakamura
>>67129681
uh oh..
MMAFighting has the medical report:
Jon Jones: Must have left foot x-rayed, if positive then requires clearance by an orthopaedic doctor or no contest until 10/21
>>67129835
>Cathal Pendred
>>67129835
Mayhem Miller
Omigawa
Shinya Aoki
Karlos Vemola
yea so they told me to come here if I was gonna goof around like that so hi
Holly Holmes
>>67129795
woah lad wtf
Good evening /heem/
>>67129795
all me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
>>67129917
Would you fuck?
>>67129908
fuck this shit im out
How far do you guys think my boy could go in the UFC? Reminder that in his last fight he heemed Sakuraba in the 1st round.
>>67129969
You know, I dont think I would.
And I kinda few bad about it.
>>67129917
Hey there, big boy.
>>67129970
lmao
>>67129970
LITERALLY QUIVERING IN FEAR
>>67129970
see u goof
>>67130005
that dog is more appealing
>>67130056
Better?
Are Rose
>>67129917
>>67130005
>>67130084
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>67130084
would the right
>>67130005
Has travis been asked about this?
We need a reporter to ask the pressing questions
>>67130084
Bruh how much toothpaste do you need
>>67130084
Who is girl in blueish outfit?
Did she give ronda her current diet info?
If Dana had any balls he would book Artem to headline the prelims against someone who would starch him
reminder that negative attention is still attention
>>67130230
this 2bh, bunch of goofs in here
based jeff
>>67130240
Jesus Christ
I want California to be nuked asap
>>67130292
We all do huebro
>>67130292
Umm excuse me?
>>67130240
>"rowdy"
>not "champion"
into le trash it le goes
>>67130171
*stretch him
Travis Browne crying like a bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfdp2DCqEc
>>67130292
rude desu
>>67130171
>someone that would starch him
so anyone on the roster
Koksal vs dj when?
>>67130310
That hairdo, face, makeup and lack of nutrientes is the face of a Californian GenZ dyke.
I went to los angeles a year ago with a student, worst experience of my life.
>>67130399
Koksal is a bit big for that division 2bh
>>67130383
what a faggot, hope cain fucks him up
>>67130447
>77k
>next three hours
wew u fucked up lad
>>67130507
I guess I shouldn't have spend the last 6 hours here /ngannou/posting
Only a bit more to cut and ill be ready for my flyweight debut
>>67130447
switch to petroleum engineering lad
>>67130447
>tfw i unironically without memeing have like 8 weeks worth of work to do in 7 days or i fail my course
No sleep for me lads
>>67130383
this is actually kind of frightening
guy seems to have very little control over his emotions, crying on camera and threatening the media like this
>>67130583
Thought the same desu. i smile in situations like that and he would have attacked me probably, what he doesn't know is that i have a beast defensive guard and rubber guard
>>67130643
Id have gutted him and spilled his intestines as he rushed me with a simple flick of my blade
>>67130447
>>67130579
i believe in you guys!
>>67130643
>>67130729
he wouldn't even know what hit him
>>67130383
deleted
conor is going to fight the winner of aldo vs franky on a fox card before the first nyc event. nobody cares about him anymore
5 finishes in his last 8. WUT
>>67130986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTr_dT52DnY
>>67131067
Literally the GOAT
>>67131115
that's some heavy shit. i feel for the guy.
>>67130419
>That hairdo, face, makeup and lack of nutrientes is the face of a Californian GenZ dyke.
Easy pickings though lad.
Anthony Pettis vs Michael Johnson is the fight to make
>>67131457
Loser gets cut
>>67130383
>>67131115
This is....fucking weird. Travis needs to be put on Benoit-watch permanently.
so we got RDA vs Alvarez, and in the mean time what do they do with everyone else
>Khabib vs Ferguson
>Diaz vs Barboza
>>67131470
They'll never cut Pettis, but damn he's had a shitty run. Last fight was literally stand and bang and he looked pretty shit and still went for ome meme shit
>>67131536
>Diaz vs Barboza
>implying Diaz would take that fight
Shinya Aoki to the UFC when?
>>67131470
Nah senpai, they won't let Lellator have any of them, Pettis specially.
>>67131576
its a spicy matchup either way
how about
>Chiesa vs Barboza
>>67131171
You just know that bull went into his locker room to please Rose when her 'man' had failed.
>>67131669
>while you watch
I rather play dark souls in my shed and hear it only as background tbqh
>>67131669
I had like 4 of my /ngannou/ posts deleted, there were more
>>67131067
>post yfw this baby is half the size of a grown male cagefighter
My
Fucking
Kek
>>67130383
>>67131115
I told you guys strong men also cry.
jon
JON JONES GETCHA DICK ERECT BOY IM SUCKIN IT
>>67129612
>literally cannot stop looking at the landwhale
>>67132373
No reason, actually. You should kys
>>67130005
>those fucking shapeless legs
DC is my boy
>>67131067
>not heeming your kids to sleep every night
>>67130292
why don't you get right on that as soon as your huehue scientists figure it out?
>>67132611
You sneaky cunt
>>67132546
the brazilian scientists are working hard hitting two coconuts together to create atom bombs
>>67132512
HERE WE ARE GOIN FAR IF WE MAKE IT THROUGH
>>67132362
I think she's related to Gina. A sister or a cousin or something. They actually have similar faces.
>>67132936
i hope the law essay isn't made up and you actually drop out
>>67133191
I've got an hour left to do about 700 more words to write and fix up the references, I think I can do it.
>>67133670
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
>tfw you'll never be an aussie bloke having bants with a grape lookin slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZAUOvauuu8
>>67133670
gonna rewatch this on fight pass boys
>>67133783
That's New Zealand, mate.
>>67129619
Conor:
No jaw / Can't take a punch
No cardio / Gassed in one round
No ground game / No BJJ / No wrestling
No stand-up defense (hands down, chin up)
No heart / No guts / Tapped in seconds / Can't fight through adversity
Got beat on the feet and subbed by a mid-tier LW with a crap 18-10 record who had 10 days to train and was doing PR most of that time.
Conor is a FRAUD
He's been nothing by a smack-talking little conman with an over-inflated ego who has no abilities to back his smack-talk up / He's the schoolyard bully who got his ass kicked in a real fight
Aldo or Frankie will take his FW belt away if he ever steps in a ring with either
Then Conor will have nothing left
Conor is a self-pimping fame whore who's only there for the lifestyle and the check, and all that finally caught up with him in the Ocatagon
He will fight Aldo or Frankie next, and LOSE, and then that should be the end of him for good
As a "begrudger" I can't wait.
>>67131115
Is this how far cagefighters have fallen?
>>67133840
Aldo got beat by a literal nobody in a Brazilian bush league when he tried moving up to LW.
Schaub catching serious heat over that new schaub watch vid
fucking nerds so mad they got bullied in school
>>67133840
*clears throat* ahem ahem
>No jaw / Can't take a punch
He were tagged when he were already dead tired, that's not a good indicator of the man's chin.
He took full power Chad Mendes haymakers with a smile.
>No cardio / Gassed in one round
He were swinging for the fence for the fans and losing energy with each attempt.
It weren't a good strategy, that's certain.
The man's gone a hard sweaty 15 minutes at a high workrate before.
>No ground game / No BJJ / No wrestling
We're just have to disagree there, he showed off some nice BJJ against Nate, but for naught of course - Nate's probably got 10,000 hours more BJJ under his belt than Conor.
>No stand-up defense (hands down, chin up)
When gassed for sure that is the case for sure, but he's done a good job avoiding getting hit the rest of the time.
>No heart / No guts / Tapped in seconds / Can't fight through adversity
There was no way he was getting out of that. He knew, we knew. Getting choked out cause "muh heart" is dumb shit.
>Got beat on the feet and subbed by a mid-tier LW with a crap 18-10 record who had 10 days to train and was doing PR most of that time.
Yes
>Conor is a FRAUD
No
>He's been nothing by a smack-talking little conman with an over-inflated ego who has no abilities to back his smack-talk up / He's the schoolyard bully who got his ass kicked in a real fight
There's nothing wrong with bullying manlets
>Aldo or Frankie will take his FW belt away if he ever steps in a ring with either
Frankie yes, Aldo no.
>Then Conor will have nothing left
Except Dee
>Conor is a self-pimping fame whore who's only there for the lifestyle and the check, and all that finally caught up with him in the Ocatagon
He's a good fighter too.
>He will fight Aldo or Frankie next, and LOSE, and then that should be the end of him for good
Don't be surprised when he fights neither.
>As a "begrudger" I can't wait.
You won't live long enough, kid
*loads up hips, preparing massive wheel kick*
>>67133846
There is literally nothing wrong with crying easily.
How would Guile do in MMA?
>>67134147
Projectile spam is banned in the Unified Rules
>>67129983
Isn't his striking pure shit? He's an amazing grappler but I feel any really good reverse-wrestler would sprawl and box him up
>>67132512
daniel 'venom' cormier
>>67134242
thats exactly what eddie alvarez did
just fucked him up standing
>>67134272
God that was a beautiful massacre
Bellator Alvarez was one of the most exciting fighters ever
>>67134272
>>67134242
the standing elbow of doom sealed Shinya's fate
forreal tho his grappling his lightyears ahead of everyone and his wrestling is fantastic by itself. He'd do very well.
>>67134147
probably beat frank mir then get rekt by a skinnyfat mexican
Full Travis interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGPGilWHow
>>67134427
meant to post this but w/e
So /heem/, what's the best worst fight you have a youtube video for? I don't mean shit like Gonzaga vs Erokhin where fucking nothing happened, I mean something even a casual can watch and laugh his ass off at how bad this "fight" is, in the spirit of Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000. Again, only real caveat is that it needs to be on youtube.
>>67134311
Aoki has some seriously brutal elements to his grappling game. His famous armbreaking hammerlock, the standing arm wrenches, the neck cranks from hell...
Speaking of which, I couldn't stop grimacing when they replayed the finish of Cirkunov vs Nicholson, listening to that poor guy's jaw pop...
>>67134427
it's so fucked up how many people jump on someone accused of abuse with no proof at all
>>67134584
that's why false accusations should be harshly punished
>>67134584
Like what kind of proof do you want? She posted pictures of her bruises.
>>67134128
>that'll never be your girl
>youll never be startled in your sleep just to see a playful/horny Albu like >>67134074
>you will never have pic related cooking at your kitchen counter while coming home
>>67134623
ray rice or bust
Why is it that most fighters believe in the ''you're ónly as good as your most recent fight'' concept? I don't get why certain contender's confidence prior to a fight is based on their opponent's lackluster performance in their last match. That's how Barao, Ronda and Conor got their asses kicked in my opinion.
Who /Gertrude Merez/ here?
>>67134750
Miesha Tate is the best example. She got her ass kicked, got up instead of ruining her life and letting herself drawn into mysery, kept training hard, studied her opponents, conquered.
TATEvsROUSEY3 will be the ultimate chickfighting and we will witness Ronda's mma career fall into oblivion.
ALL HAIL YOUR QUEEN.
>>67134294
>Bellator Alvarez was one of the most exciting fighters ever
I only watched his fight against Huerta circa 2010. I'm gonna do a full Eddie marathon. Fronkie trained him. Am I the only one who has the distinct feeling that Alvarez will beat Two Banjos?
>>67134819
>>67134272
>>67134311
Samefagging, I think I watched his fight against Aoki too. Anyway, Penn state is taking the belt this summer.
ALLES IST MEIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XguvfRyb0hQ
Anyone else think it would be cool if for the fights where two guys are on losing streaks they marketed it as "LOSER LEAVES THE UFC" ?
You could even put that text right on the "tale of the tape" screen.
It would give high stakes to these fights that no one actually wants to see.
People are instead simply sad or uncaring when it's announced someone is cut. It's a waste.
>>67135517
Maybe if it's presented more professionally. Like Fights left on [insert name]'s contract: 1 or something.
>>67135517
After every fight, the fans in the arena vote on whether the fighter deserves to stay in the UFC or not. For both the winner and the loser.
>>67135545
amount of fights left on a contract is a bit different to being cut for 3 fight losing streak.
but yeah I wasn't being super literal with my big red LOSER LEAVES THE UFC text. I don't know the most tasteful way to go about it.
>>67135573
sounds like a lot of work, and UFC prefers to have control
dead thread
dead sport
>>67135768
everyone is busy rolling
when is Magana fighting next lads
>unfunny memes
>DJ
>Nate Diaz
>ngannou
>209 stockton gang signs
>miesha tate
>paige van slut
>still my boys forever
>super sage northcutt
>schaub
>the chris
>shael
>Dominick "The Domin8r" Cruz
>mcgoobs
>>67135768
if you get in my guard you'll be a dead man
>Wake up
>Listen to Schaub watch
What a fucking dick, I didn't like Schaub because he can't take criticism like a man but he fucking assaulted a guy and is proud of it fucking neanderthal
>>67135923
I would pass your guard like a Cold Steel™ blade through a slab of meat
Anyone got rare Ngannous?
>>67136049
Have a rare Ngannou, looking for a rare Lobov - willing to trade?
are there actually people that unironically think goobs isn't going to fight at 200
UFC 200 is safe.
>>67136288
based
>>67136288
If you could wish for any terminal illness for Sage Northcutt to contract, what would it be /heem/?
>>67136326
None of them you weirdo
>>67131115
Even if you know a guy is beating his wife up you can't just attack him and steal their children....
>>67136326
tourette's
terminal tourette's
>>67136326
Testicular cancer
>>67135909
idk but i'd have sex with her
fuck it
>>67136288
>Sage saw his life flash before his eyes
>He realized that he has to make the best out of the time he has on Earth
>leaves team Memestar and joins American Kneebusting Academy to train with all the champions
>dismantles every division in the UFC
Was jones vs rumble supposed to be the UFC 200 comain that would be mind blowing? Then Conor goofed up and DC got injured.
>>67134054
Schaub bullied his roommate. Why is anyone surprised by this?
>>67129704
nigga no
>>67136479
He assaulted and stole his roommates shit and damaged his food
>>67134427
If I had to eat human meat, Miesha rump roast would be my first choice.
>>67136516
>not Hector Lombard's pair of Honeydews
>>67136516
Mine would be Sage's arms cooked in the style of buffalo wings.
I feel betrayed by you, /heem/
Have you ever wanted to watch Luke Thomas interview John McCain?
Well, today is your lucky day,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhwe-3skzog
>>67136658
Thanks, trying to go to sleep
schaubs a fake fight fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNvx9Gfd7EI
was tj grant ever that good?
i think he had potential to be the lw goat
anyone webm his finish of gray maynard?
>>67136789
Are the comments true and Schaub tried to take credit for callens special doing so well?
Doesn't he know that Bryan Callen has been working as an actor and comdian since before schaub was even an erotic thought in his dads nutsack?
>you live in an era where the pound for pound best fighter in the world is also the weakest ppv draw despite having a high finish rate
So i've just finished watching Deadpool. It has been indeed a mixed martial arts film: supplexes, takedowns, slick jiu-jitzu and good ol' Pride FC soccer kicks, plus strong inapropriate language, dual wielding final battle player vs player and 1,600 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment (3520 lbs for murrifucks) AND A FUCKING HAPPY ENDING.
I enjoyed it, fampaloompas.
I really did.
>>67134060
go get a rope and hang yourself, autistic cunt.
>>67136326
gigantism, natural hgh will surge him through all the weight classes, before they gotta nuke his pituitary
>>67137026
Autism
>>67137071
Not to mention, Francis was literally separated-at-birth Michael Bisping's brother.
>>67137092
I like you because even though you bait for (you's) unsuccessfully all the time, you keep doing it.
That's the kind of man i want fighting the Sharia Law
ok?
So Dana is going to keep Conor away from the NYC card, why? Doesn't he want to make money? Why is he so butt hurt about Conor pulling out (kek)? Is Conor in Tim Kennedy territory? Is he going to be out for more than a year perhaps?
>>67137190
love you lad
>>67136853
Schaub's a tool, wouldn't be surprising. Bryan's too beta to call him out on his shit.
>>67137203
that's what she said
>>67137053
>>67137071
I've had it up to here with the autism shaming on this website. This is the autism capital of the internet, if you don't like it then you can go back to Sherdog / BloodyElbow / MMAFighting / The UG / MMAJunkie / Twitter / MiddleEasy / r/mma / MMAMania / HEAVY.com / etc
How does /heem/ feel about M-1 events? Is there a more corrupt Russian org to watch?
>>67137311
It sucks.
Everything related to MMA that is not top 10 p4p fighters sucks.
But it's great entertainment
Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I
I've 100% officially actually decided to retire Schaub as one of my boys
I'm taking him out back to the woods and heeming him down
Am I alone here in realizing how much of a cock Schaub has been over the past few months? Or am I just late to the party?
>>67137376
When's xir cagefighting debut?
>>67137392
He is a fucking dummy
>>67137311
They post fights on their Youtube channel sometimes which is cool I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/user/M1GlobalRussia/videos
Sometimes you can watch a fight where the camera cuts away to show people yelling in Russian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mljI3BGPrc
>>67137392
He's always been a dickhead though
>>67137395
not until they create a women's superweight division
>https://youtu.be/fxLh1bEiLNk
For nothing. Fuck goobs and dana desu
>>67137467
Think she could take on Gabi?
>>67137467
Weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
FEDOR GOAT
wow what an awful fucking thread
>>67137529
Weight classes are just a social construct. You now remember Teila Tuli.
>>67137616
Death as fuck too
>>67131625
>>67131536
Chiesa-Tony
>>67137616
im fucking ur mum's awful bum hole m8
>>67137626
yeah no burgers awake that's probably more than half the posters
>>67137631
Her "bum hole" is clean you filthy degenerate I washed it myself.
>>67137634
Nah is not that.
Usually the thread is a little more active at this hours
So my bro just let me know that when John Cena dies his brain is going to be donated to science for head trauma research. This also includes Kevin Nash, Mick Foley and Chyna (still pending).
Will MMA fighters continue the trend?
>>67137661
Everyone's feeling a little blue now that it's for certain that Conor's lost and we'll never see him cagefight again...
>muh boy = having male waifu
gaylords, the lot of you.
>>67137661
How's a thread gonna be active when there ain't any real shit till next week.
>>67137714
Why you gotta put me down like that lad?
>>67137648
if its clean then I want it for myself
Akhbar Arreola just retired
>>67137765
What kind of name is that for a guy repping Mexico?
>>67137714
stop bullying brendan
>>67137765
>Yves Edwards lose to this beaner
lmao
>>67137714
>enjoying a dude's way of fighting is the same as forming an emotional attachment to a fictional character
>>67137765
Bit sad to see him retire after a pretty questionable TKO stoppage, he wasn't out of that fight and the round was almost over...
>>67137783
He also nearly kicked off Jake "Australia's Sage Northcutt" Matthews' head
so did travis browne beat his wife or nah
wtf is up with schaub? whats the bully shit you guys are talking about? red pill pls lads
>>67137857
he probably pushed or some shit but i doubt he bashed her otherwise we would have war machine tier photos proving it
>>67137857
Guy is a massive prick, hated him since he elbowed manbearpig in the back of the head.
>>67137857
Remember when a reporter asked Travis if he was interested in a rematch with Mitrione since the eye poke played a huge role in the outcome of the fight and Travis stared him down and asked him what he thought? What a fucking bitch man.
Great job at making people see what an intimidating, emotional asshole you are and you probably DID beat your wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6t6uNS_mn4
>>67137905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
Main stuff starts around a minute in
>>67137916
well instead of having a hot wife now he is with ms thick and chunky
>>67137923
i watched that interview because you autists from sherdog keep making out he was intimidating journos and shit like that
and guess what
>it was fucking nothing
everyone sucks jones dick for putting his hand like a range finder but when browne does it he is dah ebil mma fighter
fuck off browne his fine
and if he did beat his wife why didn't she take it to the police? because it probably didn't happen or it was like a say he probably pushed her or some shit
>>67137925
How is this asshole still making money? The podcast can't possibly make him enough money. God I fucking hate this shit fucker. I kind of hoped that he was still fighting and had a few wins under his belt and Jon Jones said he was moving up to HW and got fed Schaub and absolutely KILLED this motherfucker.
What race/nationality is he anyways?
>>67137954
You know, I'd have a different opinion of him but ever since the Silva loss, I remember watching a behind the scenes video of him limping and saying to Lorenzon or Dana something like "He doesn't beat me on my best day." Nigga he knocked you out. Plain and simple.
>>67137968
i always thought he was a kike and automatically hated him for being one
joe looks a little beat up at ufc 46 what do you think caused this?
was he still sparring and practicing taekwando (sp?) a bit of gym wars
or was it a bar fight or something?
>>67137925
what a dick
his roommate took the gear btw kek
>>67138018
Probably got jumped when he was out cruising for trannys.
>>67137923
fucking cunt. hope cain destroys him and i generally dislike cain...
>>67137954
>everyone sucks jones dick for putting his hand like a range finder
nobody does that
>>67131067
>There are people who think hes boring
>There are people who think he is not the greatest fighter alive
fuck i didn't know vitors sister was kidnapped and murdered
>>67138111
whoa, when? I tend to not give a fuck about the fighters' lives.
>>67137925
i miss rogan watch
>>67138120
>whoa, when? I tend to not give a fuck about the fighters' lives.
like in 06 he confessed to it the killer that is
i'm watching ufc 46 and vitor came out with a shirt with his sister on it
because she had gone missing
brazil man its just like max payne 3
>>67138111
she could still be alive in a rape dungeon somewhere
>>67138089
No true /heem/-man would hold this opinion.
>>67134147
He would make history with the first heem via backflip kick
>>67138120
>being this new
>>67131115
Wow, I didn't like Travis, but I kind of feel sorry for him now. That is fucked up, what happened.
>>67138144
I'm sorry, I realize I also live in a shit third world country but I can't get over a russkie talking about depictions of kidnappings and dissapearances like that shit has never happened over there.
https://youtu.be/Nn1MBiWw5y4
>>67130005
I knew I've seen her somewhere before
>>67138216
kidnappings happen in every country just more frequently in shit countries like yours
ngannou
sucks
white
does anyone else prefer the black beast to ngannou?
sure ngannou is a helluva specimen, but the black beast has personality as well
cock
>>67138210
I really do not care about fighters outside of their octagon showings.
>>67138257
>russia
>not a barren frosty shit
>not vanish into nothing central
top jej Vanya
>>67138311
I think ngannou beats him desu
>>67134819
>kept training hard, studied her opponents, conquered.
you mean
>waited for someone to beat piggu rousey, then crawled back into the ring
>>67138257
Let's be honest tho, Andrei Chikatilo is the most famous kidnapper and child murderer in recorded history.
>>67138378
based werdum
why do werdum and rockhold hate eachother?
anyone got the black beast vs gonzaga heem?
>>67137923
>mittrione having any business in there with hapa
Cmon
>>67138407
rockhold is always a catty bitch, thus he is easy for werdum to bait.
>>67138407
All the AKA guys are buttbuddies that love to talk shit and Werdum is a troll extraordinaire
ngannou?
>>67138452
what is it child
>>67138416
Travis would probably have won IMO but saying the eyepoke didn't affect things is just inaccurate
I would've loved that fight if it wasn't for that spoiling it
>>67138473
w-w-when is your next fight sir?
How the fuck did Conor get this far without a ground game?
>>67138514
left hand.
>>67138407
Rockhold was talking shit to him prior to the Cain fight
>>67138514
>fighting goofs that don't realise it
>no camp mendes
>post usada hues
>>67138514
specially selected opponents, except Mendes, that was just lucky
Lads, werdum will cuck memepe
>>67138514
big mouth.
he'd still be begging for prelim fights without it.
>>67138514
He's a natural lightweight who cuts big time to fight featherweights.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/26/11515070/is-the-new-ufc-200-main-event-getting-announced-on-good-morning
What's it going to be, goofs?
>>67138634
DC-Jones II in all certainty
>>67138634
gay shit poo vs nate or lawler
>>67138634
mighty mouse vs benevidez 3
>>67138645
this.
They're going on a nobody gives a fuck morning show so Tim the pleb and Suzie the pleb won't ask hard questions or express disappointment in the matchup.
>>67138356
Also this fucking guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Spesivtsev
>>67138632
Everyone is naturally above their weightclass.
>>67138795
Well of course but he's huge for a featherweight. Normally fighters don't cut as much as he is.
>>67138812
No, he is not. 168lb Conor McGregor is no bigger than 170lb Aldo, or even 165lb Faber, and is nowhere near 190lb lightweights.
>>67138697
kek
>>67138815
It's his height and h00j shoulders that cause such problems for midgets.
https://youtu.be/dEd1XwnQ9uo
found this on russian 4chan's /mma/ board
perhaps we could all bring back something from another sites version of /heem/
>>67137249
no one's asking you to leave, we're just stating you're a fucking autist and you should kill yourself
>>67138634
Obviously DC/Jones 2
>>67138815
Conor cuts probably almost 30 for FW
What's the easiest path to Jones when Gustaffson comes back?
OSP
Bader
Evans
10-15
>>67138916
Shit, I meant to post the rankings.
>>67138916
Bader, always Bader.
>>67136326
i'm not a cynical little manchild.
why would i wish harm on people i don't know??
>>67139016
>i'm not a cynical little manchild
sure
>>67138901
>>67138634
b-but...
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/26/11513244/ufc-197-medical-suspensions-jon-jones-receives-potential-six-month?_ga=1.116952710.1807975536.1299272718
""""potential"""" six-month suspension
>>67139016
Then why do you come on 4chan
>>67138916
Gus vs Patrick Cummins would be a fun fight
new board lads
>>>/film/
>>>/film/catalog
>>67139053
Taint the chip with an illegal drug
>>67139053
We need a flick board, a Cinema board, and a Kino board too tbqh
Hopefully a /capeshit/ board as well
>>67139053
too young for me to link I guess
have it the retarded way
boards . 4chan . org/film
>>67139056
jej
>>67139053
>not /waifu/ or /cunny/
fuck gook moot
>>67139053
Need more staredowns like this desu.
The 'two angry men who hate eachother' shtick is a bit boring.
>We
>>67138634
It'll be Conor vs Someone, I have 0 doubt.
>>67139026
And since when can fighters be suspended for being injured wtf?
>>67139062
>Kino
Fuck off
>>67139084
all of those statements, fuck off you mean
>>67139053
>Go to /film/
>First thing I see is a white chick getting facefucked by BBC
http://krautchan.net/files/1461743366001.webm
>>67139053
The problem isn't that the tv shows were flooding the board. It's capeshit.
Should have created /capeshit/ instead.
>>67138773
Shit yeah. Never heard of him, now I have another serial killer to research. Thanks Russia
>>67139185
>It's a Mark Wahlberg movie
>it ain't me starts playing
>>67138795
FOOL absolute fucking fool
Conor is a huge fw
>>67139217
except that hes right
>>67139223
no he really isn't
you are literally retarded if you think everyfighter walks around 20-30 pounds above what they fight at.
there are many fighters who could drop a division with a cut but they aren't fucking pussies and don't want to fight dehydrated as all shit
>>67139144
>First it was waifus
>Then it was capeshit
What's gonna be the next big "thing I don't like" that /tv/ babbies can cry and stamp their feet about?
>>67139231
>he thinks everyone fights at the weight they normally weigh
>>67139231
so all those stories of guys passing out,kidneys shutting down or just straight up dying from losing water are not real?
Everyone cuts weight whether its 5 pounds or 30.
>>67139240
>that's what I said
man heem is getting worse by the fucking day
>>67139265
You're right, and that's what I was saying
But to assume everyone is at least a weight class above what they fight at normally is simply not true and that's what I had a qualm with so lets relax cunts
>http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:15385862
here is cain doing an acting gig
hes pretty fucking good too
>>67139280
Agreed lad Cain can really throw some convincing body shots ay
>>67139279
Conor weighed in for his fight with Nate at his walking around weight that was nearly 170
>>67139282
with his situation he should make the full time switch desu
/heem/ calander for May, Lads.
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/4: TUF 23 EPISODE 3
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/11: TUF 23 EPISODE 4
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/18: TUF 23 EPISODE 5
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/25: TUF 23 EPISODE 6
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
5/29: Pancrase Sapporo
>>67139280
Whoah. Considering how uncharismatic he is in interviews hes actually pretty good. He could make a good character actor playing the Heavy in some action movies.
What film is that?
>>67139292
you don't think Cain will btfo travis rousey?
>>67139308
Travis is a big dangerous pussy.
>>67139217
Aldo 170lbs
http://espn.go.com/blog/mma/post/_/id/21357/aldo-easier-cut-means-no-move-up
"The Brazilian has long said his weight between fights is around 170 pounds...Aldo says that figure of 170 pounds has remained constant, dating back to when he won the WEC title at age 23"
Uriah Faber 163lbs
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/8/11390080/ufc-199-headliners-react-to-new-csac-weight-cutting-rules
" "Faber said his MMA Inc. management team is looking into it. He is concerned, because he cuts from 163 pounds to reach the 135-pound bantamweight limit.
"I don't think it's going to apply to this fight," Faber said. "If it does apply, moving forward, I probably won't be able to compete, because I cut a lot of weight." "
Nate Diaz 190lbs
http://mmajunkie.com/2010/01/nate-diaz-clarifies-weight-cutting-remarks-sees-future-at-lightweight-and-welterweight
"Diaz, 24, has fought as a lightweight since his professional debut at age 19 and has hinted at a potential move up in weight since this past September.
On his way back to trainer/manager Cesar Gracie’s gym Tuesday, Diaz said it would only take him a week to tip the scales at 190 pounds."
>>67139307
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2978102/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3
>>67139322
lol sick 3 examples out of hundreds of fighters ya fuckin mong
obviously some are going to be cutting 30 pounds and some 5 mate, just don't want you spitting lies by saying "everyone is naturally above their weightclass"
plenty of fighters at 170 sit below 185 and plenty at 185 sit below 205
their is advantages and disadvantages to cutting weight, however I appreciate your source backed information and respect you for it
>>67139078
>And since when can fighters be suspended for being injured wtf?
all the time
fun fact: after Nate beat Conor, Nate was on injury suspension until 4/20.
>>67139329
>I say so, so it must be true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXDzB8Xv8AY
post some good boxing documentaries
>>67139335
this is a very fun fact
also how new do you have to be to not have heard of a medical suspension? I don't even want to call him a 189er
So whats the UFC 200 main event gonna be?
>>67139336
>Le funny netherlands shit post
Some LHW's don't cut much besides a few pounds such as Lyoto and Hendo, obviously you then have the other side of that which is Jon Jones cutting 30-40 pounds to make weight.
I know Edgar used to be walking at pretty close to 155 when he was fighting LW, but dropped down anyway.
I mean to be fair there are far fewer who walk at a weight close to what they fight at but to assume that it's all of them is really idiotic
>>67139357
Ngganou and your gf
>>67139357
Dana vs Tito no holds barred
>>67139357
They'll show a preview of the next Lookin' for a Fight episode as main event
>>67139339
fugg
i didnt ask for these feels
>>67139360
>Some LHW's don't cut much besides a few pounds such as Lyoto and Hendo
yeah these guys are natural lhw's remember they fight at mw now? which is a 20 pound gap
edgar is literally the only example but even he cuts 10 pounds to get to fw
>>67139357
DC vs Jones II
>>67139378
yeah you right there aren't that many
>>67139386
i don't think either of them are cleared yet this is certainly not confirmed
/heem/ sleepy
Hi guys i need help atleast from fellow dutch members. Just got in a fight with 2 guys. Was on my way on bicycle(iknowgay) and 2 black lookin fucks start talking shit. I get off bike and confront them. They have keys between their fingers. Before i can get suckerpunched i /heem/ one guy and then the fight gets broken up by some old people. Is it still self defense if i initiated the fight with hitting when they literally told me they would kill me and had keys between fingers/knuckles whatever u call it
>>67139365
His gf has a good chance 2bh, I've seen her take on 3 guys at once.
>>67139412
lol
>>67139412
no you shouldve let them hit you, given them your bike and your adress so they could come over and bone your sister whenever they want
>>67139427
gf studied law(juridisch medewerker) and claims its no longer self defense when i get off the bike and confront them. think i broke my hand ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
>schaub is alfa af
>KkK
>>67137478
That trailer was absolutely horrible anyway.
>>67139412
Its a grey area and it depenbds on the laws in your country. For what its worth my coach says if you can argue in court you thought your life was in imminent danger then go ahead and suckerpunch them. Bonus points if your a girl.
>>67139433
>no longer self defense when i get off the bike and confront them
That's how it works over here for the most part. Exiting your vehicle is usually viewed as trying to escalate a situation.
>>67139433
>>67139443
desu shouldve pulled out your gun and fired a few bullets desu senpai
>>67139422
she handles ground and pound like a champ
>>67139441
>>67139443
I realise this. I am in therapy for anger issues. Its defensive types where if people offend me it gets triggered. I legit felt threatened for my life(the ol keyfist to the eye possibility). Let alone one guy trying to get in suckerpunch position. Im 6'4" and 280 lbs(fat) and they where 6ft 170 ish
>>67139463
them having a weapon and out numbering you counts as lethal force here in Australia. If you explain yourself well you should be fine.
Did they actually threaten you? If they did then you dont have anything to worry about.
>>67139463
How was your life in danger if you were on your bike? Couldn't you just ride away?
>>67139304
TOP LAD
>>67139412
luckily you only hit blackies so you should be alright.
either way you were outnumbered, did you warn them to back away?
>>67139477
L2read. When i got off the bike and asked whats up i was within 5 ft and noticed they had keychain between their fingers. Two vs one scenario where 2 guys are armed. If i turned my back to get on the bicycle i would have gotten jumped. Not sure if they where half nigs or maroccans. Just took a shit whiped my ass and got shit on finger. Day keeps getting worse desu
>>67139489
Yes i did, obviously i was the way bigger guy and also have martial arts experience(gaykwondo and judo i know meme as fuck) I told them im in therapy and they should just walk away, told them that id like to walk away but they'd jump me. I literally said it doesnt have to be like this(in dutch ofcourse). It was satisfying to see the guy who talked the most shit lie on the ground and stare in the abyss like Mir did)
>Fights first normal sized human
>Realises that his one punch knockout power only works on manlets
>Vastly inferior ground game
>Asks and is given an immediate rematch
>Runs at first possibly opportunity
Why do you still care about McGoobs again?
>>67139412
My first heem was when a guy subbed to my full mount in 2nd grade.
Funny thing is, he was told to beat me up by a bunch of girls from my class. Looking back on it, that was the first shit test of my life. They were probably way into me after I beat that cuck.
>>67139499
yeah I'd call that self defense, they were confident because it was 2v1 and they didn't back away after you told them you felt threaten.
>>67139501
>only works on charging manlets
fixed
my first heem is powerbombing a guy and dropping him midway, so that he landed on his head/back of neck.
He got concussed, I sperged out coz he was teasing me. Was grade 3 so I was like 9 around that
>>67139508
>>67139511
>>67139515
My first /heem/ was my twin brother. Fight got real bad.
This is probably my second legit knockout. Guy was moving towards me and the other guy was at 5 o'clock from me so i just started swinging. Hit him 3 times he kinda spun a little so i got him in a standing RNC so i could have vision on the other (sand?)nigger. Slammed him and soccer kicked him in the face then the other guy came but he was very hesitant. Hit him once and then old people broke us up.
>>67139515
looking back on this it was really bad
I ran off to the car and left him there unconscious to be found by people/his mum, because it was after school and away from most people. Didn't get in trouble with anyone and he spent time in hospital.
>>67139525
>My first /heem/ was my twin brother. Fight got real bad.
That wasn't your brother. That was you, Tyler Durden
>>67139525
that's a pretty brutal ko bud holy fuck
how come you got off your bike in the first place?
and how come you came to /heem/ for advice kek
>>67139515
That reminds me of that one time I threw a huge chunk of concrete at some kid without aiming and it actually hit him right in the face. I was like 10 or something.
>>67139515
>being bullied
what a pussy
>>67139546
did it do much damage? I threw a rock at someones face accidentally when I was like 16 but he just got cut up a bit nothing bad
>>67139357
UFC 200 Main Card
Lithcuck vs Estonia (Fight of the Century)
Rogan vs heemers who keep posting his daughter (1 vs many, Rogan is a munster)
Dana vs Conor (loser leaves UFC forever)
Schaub vs mewvement coaches (1 vs all)
Think it could use another fight or two but that would be a STACKED card with some unpredictable finishes
>>67139545
I was legit shaking real bad and teary eyed. I knew that if i fucked this up i was getting fucked up BADLY. Maroccans are not known in holland for stopping when ur on the ground and didnt feel like either my eyes fucked or face keyed up and my ribs kicked to shit. Can legit not tell if it was a north african muslim or half breed black guy. As i said im in therapy for anger issues and i was atleast 2 weightclasses bigger then them so i felt okay in confidence. When i noticed the keys i wished i was back on the bike. And some of the guys here probably been in similar experiences. You the pillarofwammu ausie? I got one of you guys on steam
>>67139551
I don't know. I ran away fast as I could kek
Don't think it was too bad though
>>67139560
nah that's not me, how long ago was this attack, are you calm now?
are you expecting police to show up at your door or what?
also did you think they were gonna kick you off your bike or something? were you on a path or in a street couldn't you have just rode around them
>>67139414
He lasted longer than most.
>>67139560
Dw m8 you did the right thing
>>67139560
>>67139591
same guy I think you should probably report this as self defence depending on your local cops, they could charge you with assault if you don't come forward couldn't they?
Max Holloway is streaming on twitch
https://www.twitch
.tv/blessedmma
>>67139646
>blessedmma
>blessed
>>67139646
thanks, have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y10oJqCv22A
>>67139501
this ausbro gets it
>>67139605
Which is why I always just take that glimpse right away. Struggling to fight it makes it look way more creepy.
>>67139501
One of these men looks like a warrior
>>67139664
hope G-d kills you in your sleep and then revives you
>>67139515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs
Is this you, you fucking aussie batler. Youre looking solid thick and tight my man. Why did this manlet go full Mcgregor and go up 5 weight classes to only get fatslammed by a pre-teen diabetic Crocodile Hunter?
>>67139412
Just paint them as violent thugs and you shouldbe fine
>>67139591
Happend at around 8:45 AM. They where yelling and shouting shit and i first just continued riding off ignoring my instincts to get off the bike. Then they yelled something like yeah you better run you white pussie like you people always do. Then i became anti-cuck. A friend of mine whos a lawyer thinks its borderline selfdefense because of the soccerkick to the head/neck
Woke up really nervous today, something's happening and it's gonna be big, I can feel those things
>>67139767
I mean they where the ones starting to yell and threaten and shit and where the ones with the keys. I stepped towards them. Then they kinda tried to surround me. I know what was going to happen. Even if they press charges or cops come id rather defend my self and fuck them up then get the shit kicked out of me and be a bitch cuck
>>67139783
stay safe
>>67139412
waar? ik maak ze dood jonge
>>67139784
Yeah what I mean is play the innocent weakling white boy card who was forced to defend himself against minority attackers, dont talk about your martial arts and anger issues. I was in a similar situation when I broke a black lads nose when he was trying to talk shit to me. He tried to sue me for damages and I played innocent good lil white boy to the police
>>67139412
Why are even worried? Its over and they have no way of tracking you. Good work punching a shitskin, lad.
>>67139841
>wow this is racist
hahahaha
>>67139826
we don't tolerate racism here, tone down your language or leave.
>Conor was going to heem RDA they said
>Conor was going to heem Diaz they said
>Conor was going to go to WW and fight Lawler they said
>Conor was going to become the first 3-division champ they said
Where's all the delusional cunts gone? I'd love to see their take on Conor ducking both Frankie and Diaz
>>67139841
Where do you think we are?
>>67139872
He's not ducking either m8.
Why do you guys continually spout the circlejerks hivemind. Go to reddit for upvotes.
>>67139724
lmfao no but this is so similar
>>67139724
>Mcgregor moves to lightweight.jpg
>>67139794
Groningen. Vieze kanker negers of moslims. En niet alle zijn zo maar deze zijn weer stereotype kanker bondkraagjes
>>67139826
Its a place where im pretty sure they have CCTV. If cops come they better release the footage and make me go viral.
>>67139886
>retires to avoid Diaz
>refuses to go back to 145 and fight Frankie
>>67139921
>CCTV
central china television?
>>67139921
CCTV tends to only store shit for a limited amount of time.
>>67139412
> I get off bike and confront them.
Thats where you fucked up. If theres camera footage or witness testimonial, it looks like you approached them as the aggressor. You will have no legal defense for getting off your bike and confronting them, because then its no longer self defense since the situation could be avoided. On top of that, you struck first too.
>>67139783
Where are u from pal?
>>67139872
>Tfw actually remember people saying shit like that
How could they fall for McMeme so much?
>>67139973
Is that Lena?
>>67139783
pls stay safe. Don't go to any concerts, airports or marathons you frog-legged fuck. You need to make it to UFC 200, for all the fite fans who we lost along the way. Don't let Mohammed al-bigdaddy take this away from you. you can die after we hit the milestone
>>67139930
>>67139931
>>67139971
With niggers wielding make shift stabbing items. We shall see. I want to become champion of /heem/ make me go viral:(. In all honesty it was scary af though. If it was caught on camera you would clearly see they where aggresive and when i came at them and stopped at maybe 8/10ft they tried to circle me. I also have psychologist who can testify my mental problems. My anger problems are triggered if some nig just out of the blue tries to harass/hurt me. Pretty sure i get off okay. Pretty sure France had a bad feeling cause i /heem/ed one of his muslim kin
Can you pinpoint the end of McMeme?
I think it was when RDA didn't shake his hand. Hypetrain was irredeemable at this point.
I can't speak for Moroccans but in the case of pakis, I'd make sure to be vigilant dutchlad because they'll be looking for you with their 59 cousins
>>67139777
Tbh senpai this sounds like every minority group in poverty everywhere. Theres always gonna be some cunt that is yelling shit and unprepared to back it up, everywhere. Come in all sorts of colours too. Thing is, unless you got nothing to lose like them, it just isn't worth it. Their lives continue to be shit whether you knock them out or not, but attacking them makes your life miserable.
Wish you the best of luck, i doubt they'll report it unless you put that guy in the hospital. Street folks that bait fights don't go crying to the law, in my experience.
>>67140012
Your courts are as good as it gets on Earth netherbro. Don't you worry.
What's with heem'd negro?
>>67140022
Count on Singapore to embrace the multikulti. Strange, seeing how even LKY didn't like Muslims.
>>67131115
>Nearly lost his kids
>Nearly lost his career
>Didn't get his name cleared when he was innocent
You're a pussy if you think crying makes him a pussy
>>67140022
Its weird i feel guilty what i did to him(since i am way bigger then them) then again i wonder if they felt guilt if they hit me in the eye with one of those keys or something.
>>67140030
Dunno i walked off and saw him get up when i was about 100 meters away on my gay bike again. He was kinda kneeling holding his head
Do you learn punches in taekwondo?
>>67140072
not really
>>67139414
They've hung out a few times since this. You think he's sniffed Miesha's taint?
>>67140077
She ended up surprising that cop at his work on her snapchat. Was sitting in his office chair when he got back from his break or some shit. Theres no doubt this filthy operator has been sniffing that chair like Jon Jones every single day, you just know
>>67140038
He didnt go around punching them in the face, he opted to dominate them politically, financially, and legally, and its what most rich folks do to poor ones everywhere. Can't genocide people anymore, so its better to oppress them to shit and let them talk trash while you laugh your way to the bank.
Have you ever perma heem'd someone?
>>67140142
I really hope you get permaheem'd by the cops sometime soon. I don't want Singapore to become another democratic shithole because of fuccbois like you.
>>67140046
Don't count on them feeling the same way. Remember that they are like animals, and you don't expect an animal to treat you like a human. Similarly, you don't let animals decide what you do, as a human.
I got the rage too and some of my worst moments in life are times when i hurt people. I'm just telling you all this stuff because its the stuff I tell myself when i get mad and don't wanna back down.
>>67140157
Nothing democratic about what I posted brah. The entire point is to be as undemocratic as possible without suffering the international repercussions. You sound poor an uneducated, come over if you can, we'll show you.
>>67139646
>watching other people play video games
literally the most bizarre trend on the internet
>>67140182
Okay, then I misunderstood.
>You sound poor an uneducated,
ay fug u m8
Also, I would come over, but your property prices are just way too fucking high. Is there any way around that besides renting?
>>67132611
On my PS4 browser. The ZOOM is sufficient. LMAO those eyes.
>>67140197
I know people that live in Johor, Malaysia where everything is much cheaper and they commute over, but travelling across the causeway everyday is a fucking nightmare. Takes hours in each direction.
The best way is just to be rich, though.
>>67140233
Fuck. Well, I guess I have plenty of time to get rich.
>>67140182
>>67140189
>>67140197
Can we have more red and white flags please
>>67139053
I love this webm
>>67140159
You my nigga singapore.
All these delicious (you)'s this thread tho. Was worth heeming a nigga and maybe hurting my hand
>>67140316
FUCK IM SHOCKED HOLY SHIT
>>67140316
DAYNAH OIM BEGGIN YA
>>67140316
Hope Cormier gets heem'd
>>67140343
Above all, I hope nobody gets injured before this time
Mfw mcgoober gets cucked out of UFC 200
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What is he doing? Is he helping somehow?
>>67140350
Your Russian. I figured this is some ancient pagan ritual
>>67140316
>when you go all in and someone calls your bluff
>>67140383
YOU COULD HAD IT ALL
>>67140383
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer?
>>67140383
>Conor will literally retire before he defends the FW belt
>>67140393
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>OK Dayna so should I write that we all straight? The fight is to be?
>Sure thing Conor let the fans know
>>67140316
Will do 600, 000 buys. I.e. nothing.
>>67140316
Can't wait to see which of the many memes from this rivalry are the UFC interns gonna put on their faces now
>>67140383
such a dickhead
>>67140383
time to delete some tweets kek
What went wrong?
Where does his career in MMA go from here?
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#andNew
>>67140562
>tfw your daughter literally has no chin
>>67140562
Is his wife a tranny?
>>67140577
>literally 20 posts early
kill yourself
>>67140594
weak genetics
>>67140562
he dresses like a midlife crisis douche
>>67140604
Don't cut yourself on that edge, Hugo.
>>67140607
And that's surprising because ... ?
>>67140604
>he made a thread after the cuck now he's mad episode
no cuck, no 20 posts early NEW
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>>67140625
>10 psots early
>>67140624
made the thread because of this 20 post early bullshit
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>>67140565
Real
>>67140631
>early thread made
>makes another early one
kys goof
>It's a thread wars episode
Fuck you guys
>>67140640
good thread.
no cuck, no 20 posts early real /heem/
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>>67140562
LOL is his wife literally wearing a 10thp blouse? What the fuck that's hilarious
>>67133670
i seriously find it funny that this potato nignog thinks he has a shot at a real fighter.. lmao the diaz bros spar with andre ward
>>67137968
He claims to be half French and half German.
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