/heem/: the return of the king, fuck niganu edition
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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/27: TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (TBA)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub1f47YKGb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-4cbeOHk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKVPzjXY4T8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeUL322hKLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLhwETaxACg
>>67140565
>>67140565
>>67140565
real thread
posting in superior anti-cuck thread
>>67140616
>implying
Who will be DJ's Weidman?
>>67140698
someone that is 10 years old right now I guess
>>67140698
Brad Picket
way to post this thread and screw things up for everyone luis
fuck the cucks this is real thread
>>67140745
wew lad
>>67140748
this
>>67140745
>half the other threads comments are about my thread
what a samefag tryhard you are
thanks for finally giving up and bumping my thread now, this is the real shit, might as well delete the cuckshed that is your other "thread"
This looks like the real thread
>>67140698
>letting yourself be thrown off like that
>getting heem'd by knees to the body
Fucking embarrassing.
think we are getting a co main that hasn't been announced yet?
>>67140770
Yes
>>67140768
"He's an Olympic GOLD Medallist Joe!"
post heems
New mainevent is official
Conor on suicide watch
Brazil literally ruining everyone's /heem/ experience and forcing the moderators to do unnecessary work. Grow up.
>>67140785
Willing to trade Goobs era for TRT
>>67140792
Stop making shit threads.
>>67140785
funnier than a heem
>>67140791
It's going to fail financially because of the shit performance JBJ put on last time.
>>67140803
STOP MAKING SECOND THREADS
>>67140792
go away buttmad cuck
i hope you suffer a career ending injury
seriously nobody likes you
We
Are
Official
>tfw all of this could be avoided if people just fucking stopped making new thread 1 000 fucking posts early
>>67140565
>>67140565
>>67140565
better thread
Non favela monkey thread
i guess i'll make all my posts in both threads
here are some new reebok shoes being shilled by joanna
>>67140808
This would be a valid point if you would wait until the bump limit instead of making your shit threads early every single time.
>>67140811
So incredibly bad, whoever had the ideas for these posters needs to be permaheemed
>>67140811
>No "you want me to suck your dick Jon ?"
>>67140822
no need, this thread has already surpassed the other in number of posts after starting like 10 behind, it's just the cuck samefag posting in the other now
>>67140811
>I'm going to be in your face
What did he mean by this?
>>67140818
the guy who made the other thread posted it at 480 which is perfect, but brazil just had to make this one, now one is going to get deleted son of a bitch
>>67140830
>wait until bump limit
>5 threads get posted at once
ya great valid point
Stop posting in the other thread, leave the cucks there
>>67140847
Almost never happens and still preferable to what is happening now.
Also
>the guy who made the other thread
>the guy
Lol
>>67140860
lol
>>67140860
swing and a miss
>>67140847
>480 which is perfect,
No it's not
Anything before 495 is early
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897/
ITT: a bunch of idiots who ruin /heem/ because they care if someone puts the word cuck in a thread title. just ignore it.
>>67140869
>the australian method is last
>>67140855
I'm pretty sure that the guy posting
real
>>67140599 →
is the cuck op of the other thread bumping it whenever he has the chance, because literally half the posts are that, that thread wouldve died long ago without those obvious bump posts
Did he play himself?
who /playingbothsides/ here?
there is some autist spamming in the cuck thread lel
>>67140869
FUCK OFF WITH THIS DATA MINING SHIT
don't go there it's run by the US government and collects your IP
>>67140876
>Cuck got his ass beet
>>67140881
Overplayed his hand. He really has some shit people around him giving him advice if he didn't see this coming from the start. I almost hope he isn't that dumb to think he is bigger than the UFC and is actually just trying to duck Nate.
>>67140881
he wasn't smart, he wasn't loyal
>>67140890
>I almost hope he isn't that dumb to think he is bigger than the UFC and is actually just trying to duck Nate.
It would be better for him if it turns out like this. Just take the fight against the winner of Aldo vs Frankie.
>>67140894
who is this?
>>67140894
he just starts his cuckposting in this thread now
lol btfo
>>67140881
it is all a a big ruse to make nate go on vacation and not want to train, while goobs is going at it goku style
9 days before ufc 200 they call nate saying the fight is up
>making demands after getting BTFO in the standup by a no camp Nate Diaz
UFC 200 presser with JBj and DC today at 2pm
Time to dust off the DC memes you put away for 197
>>67140901
Yes, this way he doesn't have to ruin his career losing 0-2 to a guy who never really gave a fuck about the fight in the first place
>>67140890
I think he really shat the bed when he made the fake announcement that he was back on 200
Before that he could have salvaged it, now he just came off as desperate and far too eager to make his fanbase work for him
>>67140907
And he still beats him. And Conard commits Sudoku on paperview
>>67140917
oh baby my fucking boy DC will heem this preacher's daughter ass nigga
Uppercut into a standing guillotine and DC is remembered for the legend that he is, dismantling the degenerate on the Greatest card of all time, UFC 200.
Cuck chat is an hour early today. Starts in 3 bongs.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/27/11515248/live-chat-ufc-200-main-event-ufc-197-recap-conor-mcgregor-discussion
>>67140949
no one cares
Looking back on UFC 200 five years from now, I think everyone can agree DC vs JBJ will have more historical significance as a mainevent than Conor vs Nate would have.
https://twitter.com/ZidanSports/status/725309529827741696
kek
>>67140930
>Autism: The Post
I like how conor was treated and got put in his place by dana but I would much rather see diaz vs conor again
>>67140884
>dat punch that ragdolls his head against the cage
that's a spicy beatdown if I've ever seen one.
Can papa Dana quit being a rayciss and just give the Hues back their TRT?, i want to see ragdolling heads and eyes getting kicked out . I want people to be in real danger mang
>>67140959
>Connor slumming it in Russia fighting cans
rip
>>67140966
>I would much rather see diaz vs conor again
said no one ever
>>67140959
This is Rasul Mirzaev btw
>>67140957
looking at it now everyone will agree on that
I'd still prefer nate vs conor because first I care about nate and conor a lot more and second the fight itself is probably going to be better as well
>>67140976
>yfw he submits Conor because Goob didn't train at all
Conor has nothing for Nate. He doesn't have the power to put him away. He's a white belt on the mat by comparison Nate literally has 15 years more experience.
>>67140976
How much do you think he would be paid?
nate literally played into conor's game and still killed him on NO CAMP
imagine if he just took that manlet down it will be over in round 1
>>67141004
nate played his game man, he always fights like that
and he doesn't take anyone down either
>>67141004
If he decided to take him down from the start, the fight would've been Rousey-esque
>>67140976
>non existant height
>>67141004
>nate taking anyone down
you're a goof
>>67141027
>if
fucking retard, post some more children's cartoons
>>67140986
Coner should disband SBG, take his talents to Bay Area, drop the pointless meme striking and become the best jiu jitser ever, under the tutelage of Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo
Challenge: Name a better man than Dana Frederick White, Jr.
>>67141039
>dc was blown
a little bit inaccurate
>>67141051
this coming from the guy who was sick of talking about cuck posting
>>67141036
But how will we get our SBG Ireland vs Cesar Gracie Jiu Jitsu camp feud?
I'm still waiting on Gilbert Melendez vs Artem Lobov
>>67141039
lmao his poor daughter seeing a camera crew in her dad's seat
>>67141098
at least he didn't kill this one
>This'll totally work, guys.
>>67141067
you're still hurt uh, kek
cant wait till the next press conference mcgoob attends, its gonna be hard for him to talk shit after all this
kek
>>67141104
>the city of Ireland
notice how there are no ireland posters lately
>>67141124
lately?
there are no irish posters since the day nate ended the meme
>>67141124
There are Irish posters every day toothpaste
>>67141039
>ariel jewani
>shilling
color me surprised
>>67141110
kek
>>67141124
>le notice how no irishmen
everyday they post you fucking goof
Isn't it nice to see UFC 200 without a manlet in the mainevent?
>>67141138
is it me or does that go in fast forward in the last seconds?
>>67141159
this is a really good card
>>67141159
weak af card
>two wmma ''''''fights'''''''''
>>67141163
I think the frame rate drops in the last 2-3 seconds so Conor glitches forward
>>67141179
Only Nunes vs Tates will be maincard and it will be over within 3 rounds.
>>67141159
i'm not paying for that they could have done a lot better
>>67141134
its ebb and flow my huezillian friend, there were no Brazillian flags on heem for about 2 weeks after 13seconds, potats will be back
>>67141175
yeah but its no ufc 100
>>67141205
They will come back for Frankie vs McGregor and then never be seen again.
>>67141159
>my mfw when Marin is going to kill Sage
>he was only 20 haha
1st for dutch nigger /heem/er aka the anti cuck
>>67141205
maybe, but never in numbers anywhere near what they were in the height of the mcgregor era
ireland is like 4kk deep after all
>>67141159
Alright, so let's say there are 3 fights left they have to announce. What do you realistically hope to see?
>>67141236
Grow up. This is for MMA discussion not interracial relationship discussion. Please take it to /b/.
>>67140982
you think nate vs conor would be better than jbj vs dc?
>>67141159
fucking Khabeeb, fucking Ramadamadan, imagine we coulda have RDA getting tossed out of the cage at 200
>>67141271
why not a double main event with both fights ?
biggest draw ever
>>67141262
wait, are you THE autistic burguer guy? the one that posted like 200 posts like these mad about something I don't remember?
>>67141281
this tbqh get rid of wmma
but daynah wont cos muh ego
>>67141159
where is the mind blowing fight
>>67141281
ofc thatd be better
but, why would dana do that when he can put conor on another card and make more money
>>67141236
aka yurops last hope..
In honor of dutchie, what are some spicy reverse cuckings in the fight game lads?
off the top off my head..
Cro cop vs Bob Sapp
Glover vs Rashad
Gustuffson vs Manuwa
anymore....
>>67141254
Condit vs Lawler II
Ferguson vs Chiesa
big country vs Derrick lewis
Ngannou
>>67140976
says on his wikipedia that he is 14-0 or something like that tho?
>>67141309
>Condit vs Lawler II
noone wants to see condit get robbed again
>>67141039
DC 'accidentally' killed one of his kids and now he cares this much about a god awfully boring kid's play? No man wants to sit through those trust me no matter how much you love your son or daughter.
>>67141312
Weird
>>67141159
This is gonna be like what, six hours long? That's 8 am from 2 pm for me.
>>67141327
You a parent mate?
>>67141327
>killed his kid
story on this?
>>67141327
There are signs up for a stage rendition of Shrek at the middle school by my office, and every day I drive by it I'm a little more tempted to watch it for the keks
Reminder that UFC 200 is not the 200th UFC event
Reminder that UFC 200 is not the UFCs 200th ppv
Reminder that UFC 200 doesn't even matter
Reminder that UFC 205 is THE card of the year
How can one man be so cucked?
>>67141354
is 205 msg? im too lazy to look
>>67141354
>honda vs holm 2
>weidbabby vs bisping mw bout
'no'. unless they throw rumble and jones on there
http://youtu.be/AVHPt4unjaA
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
>>67141362
Yes
>>67141361
way to make his top drawing guy look like a goof. dana and lorenzo are idiots
>>67141361
Anyone have the tweet of Luke Thomas calling McGregor a genius?
>>67141380
theyre billionaires and the ufc will be here long after mcgoob
>>67141368
>and Frankie, we don't have to to get to you
What a dick
>>67141416
gonna be a 5 round snooze fest
>>67141416
>alpha
>superior
what did they mean by this
>>67141422
btfo
>>67141423
you can't seriously think this
>>67141422
>>67141428
who got btfo
>>67141219
True. Once Frankie beats on Mcgoober for 5 rounds the Irish will all off themselves
>>67141444
>wasting trips on this
your mommy's pussy
>>67141455
she's just like us
>>67141455
>kushandwizdom
>>67141454
The Irish don't quit. They just move to and ruin countries like England and The United States.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEssM59oCPk/
>>67141159
>CM Punk will be on UFC 200 and Conor won't
>>67141455
>kushandwizdom
>tumblr
I'm glad she got rekted by Rose.
>>67141423
nah, dc will finish him
>>67141502
based punk
>>67141474
They generally quit schooling around the age of 10 so that's not totally true
>>67141262
Was based on the fact i knocked anigger out this morning tardboi
>>67141542
this tbqh
>>67141542
>dc will finish a man who has never been finished
>dc will defeat a man who is better and bigger in ever facet and has already beaten him
nah m8
it will be a good fight though for sure cos dc will push him
>Putting DC and Cain on the same card
So when these two goofballs inevitably get injured, what do you think Dana's reaction is going to be?
>>67141641
>this dutchnigger trying to make himself a meme
is just me or ufc curitiba looks greater than ufc 200?
How will Wonderboy beat Robbie if he got his shit pushed in by a heroin addict?
>>67141723
obrigado dana, obrigado lorenzo
>>67141730
>4 years ago
He has something resembling a ground game at this point and his overall game is better because of it.
It was his second UFC fight and they fed him to Matt Brown after crushing a literal unironic can
>>67141560
The new tom crooooz maymay everyone :^)
>>67141723
nah i agree desu
>>67141760
I was shitposting desu. Matt Brown gave Robbie a hell of a fight, too. Dude is carved out of wood.
lol that show conor was making fun of for being nobodies in a dump, kelly ripa's, that he got pulled from yesterday
it's literally the head video on youtube's homepage
>>67141794
Matt Brown is a motherfucker and a Monster no doubt
From a purely promotional standpoint, who was in the wrong?
>Dana
Goofed his biggest draw and sapped what credibility his "Mystic Mac Notorious" character had developed
>Conor
Horrendously overplayed his hand and at first tried to play the victim, then started whining like a bitch
>>67141794
I remember when he got out of TUF everyone was writing him off a shit tier journeyman made to give stars easy fights. Now hes a top 10 fighter. Brown was always my boy.
>>67141840
Get your hands off my boy, Russell
>>67141815
C U C C E D
U
C
C
E
D
What happens if Daniel Cormier defeats Jon Jones?
Top 3 boxers in mma
1. Jessica eye
2. Frankie Edgar
3. Nate Diaz
>heem cucks BTFO
>mcgoober cucked and BTFO
good day lads
>>67141863
1. Conor McGregor
2. Mystic Mac
3. Conrad Anthony McGoobs
>>67140811
Even if one of them doesn't inevitably get injured before the fight it still a shitshow.
GSP was the only one that could save 200.
Lorenzo and Dana done fucked up.
>>67141857
Retires champion and perma-cucks Jones.
>>67141857
we celebrate the end of the degenerates reign
>>67141863
Dada 5000
Urijah Faber
Anthony Pettis
>>67141857
We get one of the worst reigns in history because of constant injuries. Then he'll drop the belt to Rumble.
>>67141906
DC wont make 200
it'll be JBJ vs Rumble
>>67141857
Instant rematch, not even a question
>>67141879
back to rebbiit with your cucc propaganda movie maymays
>>67140698
A combination of age, apathy, and general mistreatment by the average fan
>>67141914
>what should have always happened
I honestly gave that fight to Rumble, under the assumption he would connect in rnd1
>>67141168
It's not me anyway.
Must be that other guy.
>>67140698
bangbro desu
>>67141937
Brehs
>>67141935
it will be the exact same fight as vs osp, jon will play it safe and outpoint
>>67141954
Almieda is an unironic motherfucker. Watch out Dom.
>>67141955
God I hope not. Jones hasn't been a finisher in quite a while but he was always exciting. I think Gus broke him. I want 2011-era Bones back.
>Dana's face when Jon Jones does a line of coke and drives through a shop window a week before 200
>>67141994
Literally waiting for him to fuck up again
He wont make it to the end of the year
>>67141994
I would be convinced that Jones was manic-depressive at that point
>>67141994
He probably has an army of minders running up to 200. And backup drivers for his backup drivers.
https://mobile.twitter.com/NakedGambling/status/725334742711828480/photos
https://youtu.be/QyN9lLofghI
Could pre-championship Hendricks have beat Thompson?
>>67142032
yes
>>67141159
>druggie vs 37 year old injured man
>le pullout usada'd hue vs fronk
>broke back cain vs women beater
>le miss weight man vs who
This is totally the final card guys, no one is pulling out kek
If 198 and 199 lives up to 70% of the hype, how am I even supposed to make myself hyped for 200?
>>67142021
No time for Frankie though
>>67141954
Where is almeida in that webm?
>>67142073
don't worry, weidman will lose so you won't like the show famalam
>>67142021
>all those dudes' faces
>the irish faggot
>>67141954
>>67141973
how come almeida has different tattoos in these webms
>>67142086
>even has great beard genetics
Luke is literally perfect.
>>67142086
shut up.
>>67141159
When you remember that JJ vs Gadelha is the day before and RDA vs Alvarez the day before that it should be a great weekend of fights. 4 title fights and one "interim title" fight in 3 days is awesome. I hope they don't fill out those cards with shit fights though.
>>67142021
frankies mind at that moment
>conor was right
>>67142106
international fight weeks usually have a ton of shitty fights tho.
>>67142097
>is balding
>perfect
>>67142096
>>67142082
I mislabeled the Lineker one
Sorry boys
>>67142119
>muh balding
his hair looks better this way lad, his old raccoon hair was ass
>>67141906
DC has pulled out of one fight in his entire career. He will have had one of the best reigns if he beats Jon. He finished rumble, had a war with Gustafsson, and beat JBJ. Of course, this won't happen though.
innit blud
>>67142021
What a freaking clown fiesta.
https://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
https://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
https://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
GOING
LIVE
IN
15
BINGS
BE
THERE
OR
BE
SQUARE
SQUARE
SQUARE
SQUARE
>>67142021
I COULD HAVE SAVED YOU
>>67142021
cultural marxist hell project complete
>>67142021
Paige is so full of personality. I love her.
>>67142195
>Cuck Nate
>Eugene
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
>>67142251
RARE
>>67142021
>>67141954
>Almeida
>>67142021
Featuring Jon Jones, his pussy, and the head goof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGdzushFYVQ
>>67142274
Delete this
Right so we can agree now that Conor looks like an idiot coming out of this, right?
>no media i need to trane ufc and beat diaz only serious now
Lad, if you don't do the media you can't have the fight anyway so you'll be training for nothing
>no i need to trane trane for diaz no media avenge loss he had no camp advantage
Fine then you won't fight Diaz
>dana plz notice me
>
>>67142021
>chimp vanzant
jesus she looks weird there. those hosts are defo fucking btw
>>67142318
fuck off and stop going on about it conor will be back end of its nate whos bitching out talking about going on vacation we should be talking about that
>>67142318
Yes. He really didn't think it through.
>>67142318
oh boy he does
>>67142258
Luke is the ultimate Chad. Fuck you Weidweebs. Luke is an inspiration.
>>67142021
Holy shit what a fucking disaster. This almost feels like a desperate attempt from Papa Dana to show everyone how fun media obligations can be after Conor trashed them all on twitter. He had to bring out half the roster to play touch butt on the who gives a fuck moning show.
UFC was a mistake. Its nothing but trash
>2016
>UFC still has to pander to casuals who watch day time television
just hit me wid dat left hand shot senpai
>live in Northern Ireland
>friends don't understand that UFC will continue to live without McGoober and that DC/Jones 2 will be much more fun
>>67142390
>implying it will
the fight wont even end in a finish guaranteed
>>67142371
I am legitimately jealous of Luke's life
>>67142408
dc is heeming noniv muscleman jones, couldn't even finish OSP with a broken arm and a month camp after like 6 months of training lmao
>>67142021
>right in the glutes
>>67142390
>DC/Jones 2 will be much more fun
youre an idiot
>>67142258
bitch is married btw. looked it up when this first was posted kek
>>67142371
>>67142422
this desu
>>67142274
is jon jones a hermaphrodite?
>>67142432
>muscleman
>gained 8lbs
jones can do 2 things(assuming the training really affected him);
either change his training
or say I can still beat you in this state
which one do you think he will do, I guess the latter
>>67142453
all women are whores
>>67142435
no you are
"It is what it is"
>>67142371
is an inspiration for what?
to be born again with perfect genetics?
>>67142477
youre probably a virgin and dont get out much
>>67142474
youre on steroids
>>67142480
"Everything happens for a reason"
>>67142484
Someone put this goof on weebwatch. Look at him crying about genetics.
>>67142470
Yes, but you're only bitching about it because you're not the one they want to cheat with.
>>67142493
post gabi
>>67142484
work on your inner luke rockhold
>>67142493
netherlands is a shit posting neet cuck
WE ARE LIVE
http://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
http://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
http://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
>http://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
http://youtu.be/g0QdWSqpb2A
>>67142493
>>67142514
samefag
>>67142506
i bang the low hanging fruit, like ur mum.
>>67142523
agreed
>>67142477
what a classy gent
>>67142523
>>67142520
the fuck is this lad?
>>67142533
took it too far m8
>>67142536
>>67142543
nice obvious shoop lmao
>>67142514
this desu
>>67142545
One of the official /heem/ approved podcasts
>>67142556
>i have le rused them xd
>>67142533
Well, I hope she enjoys it.
>>67142371
I can't wait for Weidman to beat his ass for betas everywhere
>>67142564
reply to me again i'll heem ur mums cunt u fookin dumb kunt bitch ass fagget
>>67142512
this desu
>>67142578
>i got him, got the (You)'s xdddd
fuck off
>>67142592
>>67142595
I would literally kill you
>it's a DC embarasses himself press conference
cannot wait
Dutch people need to be eliminated desu
What do they do that the world needs or cant replace?
>tell everyone tge main event of UFC 200 will be DC/Jones
>fuckbois on /heem/
>"ugh the main event is Conor and Nate you dweeb"
>Main event is DC/Jones
Have I been wrong yeh?
DC round 1 KO
and still
>>67142595
you're on the gas
>>67142624
you're asking the right questions cholo
>>67141344
>Cormier and his girlfriend at OSU had one daughter who died in a car accident on June 14, 2003.
as per his Wiki page.
I hope we get some more entertaining exchanges than just the "huh, I can't hear him xD" meme
>>67142641
theres a 200 presser today?
>>67140970
>Can only be a champ with TRT
Top kekaroo.
>>67140884
So satisfying. Every time Overoid gets BTFO it's so satisfying.
When Badr Hari destroyed him it was like an orgasm.
>>67142625
i'm not really following sorry could you repeat this bud
>>67141937
>12/20/15 New trial board added: /wsr/ - Worksafe Requests
>11/28/15 New trial text board added: /news/ - Current News
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>>67142648
Yeah son. The one in NYC that Conor said he would like to show up to before Dana slapped him down.
>>67142624
Provide us with endless entertainment in the form of Stefan Struve, the giant man who gets heemed by shit tier manlets
>>67142677
whens it start?
the presser is 1 bong 20 bings isn't it?
>>67142624
They are the tallest people in the world.
>>67142670
/asp/ is now shit because of mandrama fags. It was my home board. I feel like a fucking Jew being displaced.
>>67142677
wasn't conair flying commercial? or was that an old meme pic?
>>67142659
I said you momma
>>67142677
what if conor crashes the presser, WWE style?
>>67142684
is he fighting next week? i want a hunto vs struve rematch for the memes
>>67142684
Literally any country can provide that
>hong man choi
>wagner martins
>giant silva
>>67142704
actually mum is spelt wit a u cuh
I bet he constantly undermines her and plays on her low self-esteem to keep her under control.
>>67142694
Why Are Americans So Short
>>67142709
This is what we're all hoping for.
>>67141159
Shit card without based McGoober.
Jon Jones isn't a draw anymore (he never was one to begin with, but now he's boring as fuck to watch) and I bet you right, people will only tune in to see him BTFO. And when that doesn't happen, they'll be disappointed.
"#BringMcGooberBack
>>67142694
Not after they all die, then it'll go to another country
Replaceable
>>67142700
He was, but I think it was concluded that he was just flying from Iceland to Dublin.
>>67142719
yo momma so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
>>67142736
fook off
>>67142726
Ill literally heem you in to your last goodnight
>>67142725
I bet he doesn't.
>>67142741
come pull up son get in my guard
>>67142755
>manlet spic
>heeming anyone
we sure saw how that turned out
>>67142560
yikes
What where the results of 197s full card, couldnt watch and was busy till now, i think my predictions were right
>>67142790
google.com
>>67142625
i always believed you
>>67142777
Im 6'4 and black
Youre just a fatty
>>67142808
Blacksplosiveness is negated in the HW division.
11 days till the next event. Is this why everyone is becoming this shitty here?
Has Schaub released a statement yet?
>>67142709
I would laff
>>67142816
My overwhelming strength isnt
>>67142752
Suck my dick mate.
>>67142851
mad
jon
>>67142838
about?
>>67142832
>All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the UFC! A day in the UFC is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the UFC!
>>67142838
On?
>>67142725
you'd be surprised
>>67142827
the next event is shite so there is no hype to it
>>67142905
>>67142893
New mainevent of 200
You now remember John Morgan.
>>67142457
well there's that picture of him with holly and yoel romero and his package is pretty pathetic, which must just kill him
>be black
>be athletic
>be rich
>small penis
harsh fucking barley dude
>>67140884
>>67142654
>so many MMA """""""fans"""""" love this KO because "OMG Overeem is le roidhead!"
>Big Foot has tested positive for steroids in Elite XC and elevated testosterone in the UFC
>Overeem has never tested positive for either
>Overeem performs fine in UsadaFC
>Big Foot now gets dropped by every jab he's hit with
>>67142808
is pretending to be black a normal thing in your country?
>>67142736
I agree with THIS
>>67142925
He looks like an average redditor.
2 bongs for presser lads, do your best to ignore nethercuck
>>67142926
I know most niggers are showers but who the fuck has a big package right out of the swimming pool?
>>67142484
Basically. Every physical Chad characteristic he has in spades.
Tall
Handsome
Huge hands
Huge frame
Then, add in: professional ass beater. Making paper in the UFC. Dude is basically scientifically engineered to steal your girlfriend
>no homo
>>67142958
He looks like someone who goes to your country to diddle little kids.
>>67142977
kek
chuck was RIPPED
>>67142964
4am
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>67142964
>2 bongs
that's when im in class REEEEEEEEEE
I hate this narrative that Conor mcgregor fans aren't real fans!! What complete bullshit ..the ufc hasn't been this exciting since the outlaw Dan hardy was knocking folk out for fun
>>67142988
>Chucklid
>Dell.com
>>67142992
yeah bro i thought it was at 3 ill probably fall asleep before that, hopefully there'll be some spicy mandrama in the morn
>>67143004
lol
>>67142988
He looked like shit for years, got in great shape for the Franklin fight but his chin was gone anyway. Chuck's end was so sad.
>>67143014
he has brain damage for sure
>>67143014
i hope my boy dc retires after heeming jon, leaving behind a glorious career without looking like shit on the back end
>>67142736
>I prefer le meme fighter over the legit GOAT.
I guess you also prefer listening to Rick Astley over Mozart.
>>67142968
romero was packing some serious heat,someone get the picture
Fuck Dan White, he don't give a shit about fighter and fan only the money. just like walmart.
>>67143026
Prepare yourself for Liddell 2.0.
>>67143049
>he examines a dudes dick in his spare time
I'm trying to figure out how Conor recovers from this.
>mystic mack persona gets destroyed in previous fight
>impulsively demand a rematch despite the fact that it will be harder now that Nate gets a full camp
>have a hissy fit and refuse to show up to the presser (probably because he's still shook from the Diaz fight)
>try to bluff the UFC for more money (probably so he can quickly retire with another hefty paycheck in case he loses to Diaz again)
>get completely DENIED
What's left for him? If he still fights Diaz then he'll be doing so for less money than he would've gotten at UFC 200, which would make the fight even more pointless, and if he doesn't fight Diaz then everyone will think he's ducking and he will still have to put up with potentially getting heem'd by Frankie.
>>67143043
Jones is no Mozart. For all his talents his style is ugly and slow. I've never liked it. Typical Jacksons mechanical methodical bullshit. He is not a pretty fighter to watch.
>>67143057
yeah it's almost like a business over there at the UFC or something
>>67143049
There is a webm of Jones doing pullups without underwear on where his dick looks huge.
>>67143043
>legit GOAT
>not Maymay Mouse
>>67142470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEJRwIf1FF0
Wait around till the end lads or just skip to the last minute
anyone a bit sad about kg noons being dropped
also rin but she is just a meme
>>67143071
Jones literally fights at the level of his opponent.
His fight vs Gus was amazing because Gus took it to him, his fight vs OSP was shit because OSP was shit.
DC vs JBJ will be an amazing fight.
>>67143108
I think that narrative only applies to a couple of his fights.
>>67143103
>also rin
WHAT
>>67143043
>legit goat
>>67143139
too based
>>67143103
Kilogram Noons has such a sad story in the UFC. He was supposed to be great.
The weebrage when /heem/ found out that Rin got cut was absolutely delicious.
>>67143132
since he started caring about most title defences/being p4p #1
>>67143049
>inb4 jeff
>>67143148
>ywn heem a gold medalist in a couple of minutes, make 200k, go home and stream videogames, then fuck your hottie blonde wife
why live?
Sup /heem/ , rate my tattoo
>>67143173
>So much for the preacher daughter :D :D
>>67143183
why do people do this
>>67141715
dont be jelly m8. u cant take this right hand shot
>>67143183
>#jesus
>>67143197
>Hair floating above her bald head
>>67143196
Why not babe?
>>67143183
Not too horrible, especially compared to
>>67143197
Lads Rouseys jaw looks a bit different now don't it
Think its PEDs
>>67143183
>get a dos anjos tattoo
>he tests positive, stripped of belt
>>67143197
What body part is this?
Lol, a boring fight for UFC 200. Thanks for ruining it Dan White, bloody scumbag not listenoing to fans and fighters
>>67143239
head, arms, upper torso
>>67143185
not wrong desu
>>67143222
Wouldn't be surprised good boy Dana needs his star ready to go
anyone else boycotting ufc until they free conor and bring him back because all fans want to see him not some boring fight noone cares about
>>67143244
watch 200 tank compared to the mcgregor card kek
Jones/DC is not going to make anywhere near Goobs level, Jones sort of lost a bit of relevancy after his downward spiral and his last fight isn't going to instill confidence in anyone
I'll still be excited for it, but it's not something MINDBLOWING
>>67143264
>British MMA "fans"
>I want to relevant again reeeeeeeeeeee
>>67143264
ye lets stop posting about UFC in /heem/ that will really show Dana
>>67143287
obligatory
>>67141879
haha im guessing this is star wars (it has that fire sword), this looks like shit!! hahaha people watch this!! that makes me laugh.
>>67143244
>alo everywan, it iz me of course, Jorge Saint Peear!
>Daana call me an say to me "Jorge, let's pretend yew not gonna fight, and then you are the fight!"
>Haha, it was trick you see?
>So I gonna fight an save UFC two hundred
>>67143250
based marina
>>67143272
it will no doubt, DC/Jones aren't nearly as big as Conor. None of the casuals will buy it
>>67143297
>zero tournaments
TUF is a tournament
>>67142258
oh this is awesome. her smile would not break one bit if he were to pull her pants down, give it one quick lick and then just penetrate and go to work. shed lose her job for that dick.
>>67143297
What about England's Own Jonathan Jones, or Conrad McGillicutty, or the noble Alistair Overeem?
>>67140913
exactly
i MAY have forgiven him if he somehow pulled off a 1st round KO on diaz or something
but to be such a dick coming off a loss? get outta here senpai
>>67142258
>dat perpetual shit-eating grin
I bet her husband was waiting for her when she came home. Sitting on the stairs with a glass of wine.
>You've been out gallivanting with that flousey of a UFC fighter! Haven't you!
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/26/11513172/ufc-ronda-rousey-grieving-wmma-bantamweight-holly-holm-ufc-193-time-magazine
Honda confirmed for mentally heem'd by shitposting lads
reminder dc will never even be close to beating jones
>>67143394
she's such a fucking mess
>>67142624
but anon...
>>67143394
no one will ever handle a loss this poorly in all of combat sports ever again
>>67143419
American citizen now.
>>67143407
>those sweat stains
>that gut
jones is literally going to kill him isnt he
>>67143451
Conor will be soon as well.
>>67142624
Pretty sure p4p the netherlands is pretty based compared to what we excell at and how small our country is. Texas is literally 22 times as large as the netherlands.
fast nganou cuck, it's post 440 already, time to link that sweet new
>>67143479
he couldn't kill osp with a broken arm
i actually like jones but he doesn't have the capacity to finish anyone
>Fili had his left orbital broken before that kick
>>67143490
Not with US taxes. He'll probably move to Liechtenstein.
>>67143416
>>67143435
Her mental game is fucked. Next fight she'll either get back to her retarded rushing or be too hesitant to ever engage properly.
>>67143490
then he won't be able to roid as he wills, USADA is the greatest obstacle for American champions
>>67143502
And OSP did next to nothing for the first two rounds before he broke it, and was still gassed. So Jones looked mediocre against a gassed can with a broken arm. The DC fight will be a snooze fest.
>>67141501
>Joanna is doing this
>>67141455
>Paige is doing this, and some stupid dance show
wew lad
need a new thread lads
>>67143394
she should grieve. I looked up her scene from the car movie(fast and furious or whatever), she sucks major ass.
Look at this
https://youtu.be/2uRRExAY-8g
is that guy edmund btw?
>>67141501
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BEssM59oCPk/
How are these fucking garbage sites popular with no fucking volume control
>>67143560
I'm starting to feel Rousey-level hate towards Vanzant 2bh
>>67143570
no you don't
is it time for /ngannou/ or what?
>>67143577
why on earth would they make her film this in heels
that is so retarded
>>67143581
niggas be playing that shits LOUD haha 100 :D
>>67143577
Deadpool makers were smarter. Gave Gina next to no lines.
Should I trane pankration so I can be the GOAT like DJ?
>>67143654
You should find a Matt Hume-tier coach who makes you compete on amateur level for years before even letting you think about going pro.
>>67143665
in many different types of combat sports, on low prep time and while working full time. goat level training
Hey, i used to talk a lot of shit about Luke Thomas, but his Monday Morning Analyst segment is actually really solid, so this post is my karmic penance. He's been studying his wrestling.
>>67143665
I think that was sort of clever to be honest. Gave DJ a ton of time to mature, and Hume forcing him to do jiu-jitsu matches and kickboxing fights alongside MMA fights allowed him to focus and feel out specific bits of his game at a time. Mighty Mouse is a product of Matt Hume for sure, just as much as his natural talent has helped him out.
>>67143701
Your onion=WGAF
>>67143701
yes he is a whiny bitch but he has a very in depth background with mma and knows a lot about the sport, his analysis compared to his mandrama talk is spot on
>>67143701
>t. goof
literally who cares
>>67143692
Yeah, but I'm not sure whether it's economically practical. MM is Hume's star pupil, they have almost a father-son relationship. You can't hope to offer that to every fighter.
I think most fighters will still be money-hungry cucks with combat sport backgrounds.
>>67143701
>Hey, i used to talk a lot of shit about Luke Thomas, but his large financial deposits into my bank account is actually really solid, so this is my cuck penance. He's been giving oral bonuses.
fix'd that for you
Anybody BLEHH now about UFC 200? I was REALLY looking forward to Mac vs nate 2.....now I'm kinda just BLEHHH that it's off. I mean DC vs jones is cool but .....yeahhh
>>67142932
>pretending
>>67143745
Their relationship is pretty touching, especially considering DJ never knew his father.
And yeah of course you're right but Demetrious is a pretty great example of what could be if fighters weren't so keen to rush into new situations at the very highest level
>UFC 200 rematches and memes
>>67143770
Kill yourself
>>67143770
Bleh?
Im not hype for it, but im not bleh for it either since im not a flaming homosexual
>>67143781
B I G
U
L
L
what weight class would taylor swift fight in? she looks too big to make 115
>>67143909
Flyweight if you ask me.
it is what it is lads
why is luke thomas such a hater lads
>>67143944
I hate it when people say this.
When someone says "well, it is what it is", what they are really saying is "well, somebody fucked up and now there's nothing we can do about it and we all have to deal with it"
>>67143909
125 as she is
135 if she were really to become a fighter, after all the roids
>>67143984
she's quite thin already, you're probably right
>>67143987
had to be a canadian 20 posts eary
>>67143987
>482 posts
kill yourself shitter
>>67144010
>>67144010
>>67144010
real thread
>>67144007
>>67144015
"optimal thread to post ratio is important"
lol nerds
>>67144028
>panicking and posting your own thread early rather than waiting for 500
lmao pussy
>>67143971
So you dont like reality?
Stop being a baby
>>67144058
lol what
Just gotta meme up this thread
>>67142021
This is the future if we dont fight it
Get ready
>>67144134
if i pull that off will U die
let me end my first heem thread rightly
>>67144165
End it bro
>>67144182
you fucker
>>67143139
>His kid is already halfway as tall as him
Top kek
>>67144200
Huehue Gertrude
>>67143139
I unironically like watching the flyweights.
It's like midget fighting with proper technique and they got little kid speed.
>>67144167
delete this.
Which thread do i go to?
Help
>>67142725
Pat is not even remotely smart enough for that kind of manipulation
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