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execute all cuck posters
Werdum
who /ngannou/ here?
>>67119655
Post heem, heeming of feet seems a little unnecessary.
>>67119660
Just you, you fucking cuck lord
How do I make the cucks stop?
>>67119714
You ignore them.
>liking black fighters means you're a cuck
i want /pol/shitters to leave
>>67119714
Heem them
>>67119725
It does when you post it none stop and name threads after him. If you want the bbc so badly go on r9k you cucklord and post about it there
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053897
>>67119758
I think some might be coons getting off on power fantasy.
>>67119758
that wasn't me you goof
>>67119655
What did he mean by this?
i think the time has finally come for you faggots/cucks to stop posting here, how pathetic do you have to be to invent a meme to keep it on sp, 'heem', call it /mma/ and leave to /asp/
Where does one watch these streams for free? What's sites do you use?
>>67119802
this is khalil
>>67119824
Ufc.tv
>>67119802
It's okay, I'll give this a (You) use it well lad
>>67119824
ufc.tv
>>67119824
ufc.tv
>>67119769
I've said this a million times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkKdcgxvdo
>>67119978
I used to like Schaub but he is such a cunt.
>>67119990
delet this
>>67119990
Thanks goof
>>67119729
Actual early stoppage.
>>67119978
based schaub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ1YPyM7Nzg
New beat dropped
Ever wonder what the cuck posters do for a living /sp/?
What does heem mean?
>>67120216
Welfare
Why are there so many Hue Fighters?
>>67120233
"Heem" is a state of unconsciousness
When you get heemed you get put to sleep
>>67120233
It was something hilarious that epic /sp/ turned into an epic UFC meme
>>67120216
I guarantee you not a single one holds down a job
they should literally all be fucking gassed
>>67120283
This.
It's a shame we won't get to see Nate headline UFC 200.
>not knowing that the cuck posters are all jamals that post in heem when there are not nba games on
>>67120252
Brazilian Jiujitsu.
>>67120252
Hues have a cat parasite in their brains that makes them more predisposed to high risk, aggressive behavior. And it makes their women more slutty
Literally
>>67119390
I made the /PTG/ thread but I've never made a /heem/ thread or that other /g/ thread, must be others
you guys think he just knows he won't be able to piss clean?
>>67120510
>usada isnt corrupt guys
>>67120510
Pretty much yeah. There was a time where I defended Fedor when people called him a Can Crusher but at this point in his career its hard to argue against it. He wants to roid up in Japan or Russia and fight Journeymen or guys with almost zero experience.
>>67120593
>Maldonado
>almost zero experience
Zuffa shill please fuck off
>>67119978
Whats Bryan Callens end game? he clearly doesnt like these people whys he doing it? what does he get out of it?
>>67120630
Hes like 52, hes just retarded failed actor
>>67120625
I was referring to that Indian Kickboxer he beat in Rizin. Maldanado is tough but hes clearly a journeyman and bought in to lose by fighting out of his natural weightclass.
>>67120233
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Memes
>>67120677
that poo in the loo beat kharintonov in a kickboxing match
of course if you were a real fucking fitefan you would know this
>inb4 who is kharitonov
>>67120714
I love Sergei hes one of my boys that I wish was in the UFC. That does not change the fact that him fighting fedor was his third ever MMA fight after fighting literal whos
>>67119978
wtf is the story here? The guy didn't like that someone didn't want other people eating his food so Brendan attacked him?
Didn't someone say that story was bullshit?
there is nothing worse than fedor nuthuggers
>>67120814
literally everything that comes out of his mouth is bullshit
>>67120841
das nice but her fight was abolutely shite
>>67120840
I think you would be surprised.
>>67119978
>Schaub Watch
Anyone see the new Fighter and The Kid with Mir? Jesus Schaub is nut-hugging McGregor so hard, literally interrupting Mir when he's trying to talk to give his opinions over fighting like a guy who fought for 3 years knows more than a guy that was headlining over a decade ago.
>>67120841
>i am not doing this for praise
>>67120879
>watching that
>>67120882
stop it. Rogan will take down /heem/ and 4chan.
>>67120879
Nobody listens to fighter and the kid to hear Frank Mir. We are there for big brown. He probably had a better opinion than Frank anyway.
You guys seen the new Reebok kits? It's a step up but still pretty gay.
>>67120901
There isn't enough MMA stuff to watch, I have to watch the drizzling shits like this.
>>67120908
Yeah, Schaub knows the pressures of being a superstar and how Dana operates better than Mir, who was trying to say it's the Fertitta's who make the decisions and it's not so much Dana.
>/heem/ hating on kucks
>implying the most well known promoter of mma isn't himself one
Smh. Wake up lads.
>>67120932
Frank has his own podcast. Go listen to that if you want to hear him talk.
>>67120934
that is not what we are implying
down with dana shill too
>>67120934
damn...free cageside tickets for him
>>67120934
>implying mcnuggets isnt the most well known promoter
>>67120934
>>67120934
you should all be killed
>>67120949
He doesn't talk MMA on his podcast, have you ever listened to it nerd?
>>67119978
That story in the middle is funny because everyone involved is a cunt.
So are we all just standing by waiting for Dana to announce the 200 main event?
>>67121116
yes
So Conor is going to make a "surprise" appearence at the press conference tomorrow, takes a mic and trash talk people then leave.
Something full mandrama.
>>67120973
>nerd
>so desperate to watch mma related stuff he listens to FATK
>>67120510
>doesn't want to be an indentured servant to Dana and Lorenzo
LOL GUYS HE'S ROIDED, DUCKING EVERYONE GUYS!!!1
ufc fans are the worst.
>>67121187
no that would be irish posters that are the worst, but to be fair you're close
>>67119978
Isn't this literally an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
>>67121127
Upon making his non retirement statement, McGregor declared:
"Sitting in a car on the way to some dump in Conneticut or somewhere, to speak to Tim and Suzie on the nobody gives a fuck morning show did not get me this life."
A very solid frame of thought is that Tim and Suzie are nebulous - two composite, fawning morning show TV hosts. McGregor has pulled out random names in the past to make a point - He called Rafael Dos Anjos' children Donald and Bob where, in fact, they are really Gustavo and Rafael.
However, a cancelled morning show TV appearance, for today has suggested Tim and Suzie could indeed be Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan.
McGregor was due to appear on 'Kelly and Michael' today, to discuss UFC 200.
Now that McGregor is in a promotion and publicity stand-off, he was pulled from the show.
>>67121116
should be announced today. it would make sense to announce it anytime now since tickets for UFC200 go on sale tomorrow.
90% chance it's Jones-DC2 for UFC200 main event and they'll put Conor-Nate 2 on UFC201.
>>67120973
No, I listen to fighter and the kid and JRE when Schaub and/or Callen is on.
>>67121257
that was dumb it was the best possible day in the shows history for him to be on it
did Cepoodo crap his pants?
>>67119978
lmao this schaubwatch dude absolutely DESTROYED schwab here
he also makes better vids than roganwatch
>>67121294
cewhodo?
>>67121294
was that the message he has been trying to get out?
>>67121229
How the fuck do you take the tranny out of an accord and have it be warranty?
Just a flukey shitty one? My wife used to drive an accord that was like 14 years old and the thing was fuckin indestructible
>>67119604
>Dazed, reeling... about to break
>>67121312
yeah makes him look like such a cunt
when really he is just a big goofy queer
>>67121337
'Illegal Mexicans deserve to live in USA'
>>67121363
>schwab isnt a dumb fucking cunt
lmao look at this cunt right here
>>67121127
He will leave his Conor persona behind. Henceforth, he will be Conye.
"It is what it is"
>>67121356
>How the fuck do you take the tranny out of an accord and have it be warranty?
I dont understand what youre asking. The shop that rebuilt the transmission warrantied the work. The transmission failed, so theyre fixing it again for free. What's hard about that to understand?
>Just a flukey shitty one? My wife used to drive an accord that was like 14 years old and the thing was fuckin indestructible
I bet it wasn't an early 00s V6.
>>67120660
LMAOOOO
>>67120841
Is Carla Ecuadorian?
>>67121228
>90% of shitposters are Aussies. They are destroying the site.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn1MBiWw5y4
>>67121482
Why aren't you guys helping them?
>>67121228
>>67121504
>irish and aussie calling each other shitposters
OH THE IRON-E
>>67121257
>He called Rafael Dos Anjos' children Donald and Bob
lol
>>67121519
I truly dont care about third worlders.
Like its not possible for me to care any less
>>67121363
he is mostly an idiot but that story of him antagonising and beating a guy for no reason is pure cunt
>>67121274
The only way they would have Mcgoobs on the card is if he publicly apologized to Zuffa and promised to attend all PR events in the future.
It's not going to happen.
They either get GSP or the card will suffer.
How many bananas did /heem/ recommend per day for martial artists?
>>67121674
why do they have so many bananas
>>67121674
So many fucking hipsters in Ecuador, senpai.
Steven Thompson is going to heem Rory and Robbie. Prove me wrong.
How does she beat Joanna?
me on the right
>>67121530
werdum's family is white
>>67121797
jits and wrasslin
>>67121797
*he
>>67121797
by not getting tested in over 8 months
>>67121796
wondercuck gonna get exposed
>>67121796
>Doubting a Firas Zahabi gameplan.
wat matt brown
Conor bless.
>>67121805
underrated post
when is this goof fighting again?
new rogan kettlebell meme
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEq8lqRpyMa/
>>67122008
doesn't look like he's fighting for his life desu
roganwatch got to him
suh dudes
>tfw your boy becomes a degenerate
Do I stick with him?
>Jon Jones-Daniel Cormier is a big fight, but it would feel like a letdown with McGregor-Nate Diaz available.
http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/The-Bottom-Line-Leaving-Conor-McGregor-Out-of-UFC-200-Would-Be-Colossal-Mistake-103941
>The sport has officially been taken over by a meme midget.
>>67122061
why do Americans have water jugs in their house?
>>67122115
dude theyre smoking weed, i assume for cottonmouth
>>67122113
>title fight would be a letdown when compared to an exhibition match we already had 2 months ago
>>67122115
American tap water will kill you, literally.
We either needle jugged/bottle water, or we have to install expensive water filters.
>>67122129
so drink from the tap or take a bottle from the fridge?
>>67122115
to avoid that artificially-fluoridated tap water
>>67119978
he's lying when he says he threw him through the glass door
t. expert in lying
>>67122154
they make it so bad and barely passable for drinking that we will have to buy bottled water or a purifier before drinking it
are you forgetting that we are a jewish country or what?
Can somebody post wonderboy heems?
>>67122153
i get cottonmouth from Australian tap water absolute madness
>>67122113
>>Jon Jones-Daniel Cormier is a big fight, but it would feel like a letdown with McGregor-Nate Diaz available.
Do you really want to see that slow, out of shape Jones fight DC?
UFC already fucked up by letting Mcgregor not defend his belt, and then allowing a rematch no one wanted to see.
This whole thing is a clusterfuck only one man can save.
>Get concussed while training
>Miss out on a title shot against Henderson
>Miss out on a title shot against Pettis
>Currently working in a Saskatchewan potash mine to support his family
My boy never made it.
>>67122212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvJAKVnK4qM
join a circus, spit hot fyre
>>67122074
There is literally nothing wrong with having a foot fetish.
>>67122212
>l
Australia now provides fluoridated water for 70% or more of the population in all states and territories. Many of Australia's drinking water supplies began fluoridation in the 1960s and 1970s. By 1984 almost 66% of the Australian population had access to fluoridated drinking water, represented by 850 towns and cities.[118][119] Some areas within Australia have natural fluoride levels in the groundwater, which was estimated in 1991 to provide drinking water to approximately 0.9% of the population.
>>67122192
he doesnt have any
>>67122251
But those are ugly feet
>>67122248
bloody lebs, taking our women, burning our rivers
>>67122251
it's literally a mental illness
>>67120340
Not only that. "Vale Tudo" (roughly translated as "Everything goes") as a no holds barred combat was practiced in Brazil (informally but even headlining newspapers) since the 20s.
The Gracies papi (Helio Grace) fought, won many of those unsanctioned street fights and refined the Jiu Jitsu technique in these trial by fire.
Rickson and others in the clan continued the tradition and (for those who don't know) UFC was even started by Rorion Gracie to try to 1) import vale tudo to the states and 2) to showcase the effectiveness of Gracie Jiu Jitsu.
I still remember the first 4 UFC: no rounds, very few rules, almost no fighter mixed styles. The karate guy only knew karate, the boxing guy only knew boxing, the sumo dude, the judo dude, etc.
Of course the grappling dude (Royce Gracie) walked all over them.
As soon strikers added grappling and takedown defense to their repertoire (Chute Boxe, Sakuraba, etc) then they walked all over pure grapplers.
Did I mention we wear onion on our belts? That was the style of the time.
>>67122296
t. cuck poster
>>67122312
What does "t." mean? It's not showing up on knowyourmeme or urbandictionary
>>67122350
Look up (fittingly) Alberto Barbosa on knowyourmeme. It's explained there.
(It's Finnish for "signed:")
>>67122234
What a sad fucking story. god damn
>mfw /heem/ literally supports a reddit fighter
all of you, >>>/r/eddit
>>67122419
she'll an hero soon
>>67122419
>How do you deal with having a glass chinned, annoying as fuck bf who is like 40 but acts 12?
>what was your favorite position to be molested in?
>why cant you land a clean punch ever?
>>67122419
Did they ask her about her stepfather?
>>67122474
>that mad as fuck fatty
lol fat bitches are so worthless
>>67122419
Hahaha Tim and Suzie show
How would she do in womens straw weight
>>67122419
> Feed the Goat
>To stroke the female pussy from a frontal standing position reaching down with arm extended and palm of hand facing up, a slight foward and back motion is then gestured with said hand simulating the "feeding of the goat"!
>>67122570
A lot of north–south hopefully.
>>67122570
doesn't matter
we'd get to see that arse in tight clothing regardless
>dad wrestles me by suprise
>gets 2 underhooks in
>cant take me down
>literally swing him down like jones did to DC
>says swinging isnt allowed and that he couldve swung me down easily too if he wanted
what do you think of this 'damage control' lads
>>67122610
>wrestling with your dad
Lad
>>67122570
is that the girl with ass implants? are you allowed to compete with them?
>>67122533
Joanna is cute
CUTE
>>67122610
>dad wrestles me by suprise
>>67122602
>>67122603
>tfw rose gets an early takedown for literally 15 minutes of sweaty humping and near sub escapes
WMMA might actually be good for once
>>67122634
you think I can just walk off if he hold me with 2 underhooks?
>>67122594
L E W D
E
W
D
>>67122672
t. Cuck
>>67122610
>dad wrestles me by suprise
Looks like Thug Rose already got blacked, maybe Ngannou has a chance
>>67122712
>>67122610
>dad wrestles me by surprise
>>67122786
>>67122695
>>67122666
>>67122634
I don't get it
>>67122840
the're just memeing
>>67122840
its a molestation joke
>>67122860
How? That makes no sense
>>67122875
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN MATE?????
>>67122786
do you realize that the guy on the left (co-pilot seat, just in case) is the definition of a cuck?
>>67122875
>being retarded
>>67122894
>>67122906
>some guy talks about horseplay with his dad
>you immediately think of molestation
Yeah, I'm the weird one...
>>67122898
>Co pilot
The word is passenger lad
>>67122377
thank you
>>67122898
who is this jizz whizz?
Why does Rose act so damaged by it? Did her dad actually beat the shit out of her daily?
>>67122898
do people actually think hoes like this are hot and worth blowing through huge amounts of cash on?
Lads, guys, folks, compadres; I asked two threads earlier but nobody noticed (or nobody wanted to notice): do you have the Werdum vs Cain video with that Black Keys song playing in the background? Yes, that video in which every fighter on the roster is betting the house on Cain. And then Werdum rekts Cain and he becomes the Undisputed heavygoat. I know the video was named in a particular way as if someone wanted to make it look like a new level beyond encryption and playing hide.
Thanks. This video always cheered me up when I watched it. Here is some random upper slut just for you (fucks).
>>67122998
the same reason women do anything ever: attention
>>67123017
Fuck off Spain you pedo
>>67123017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
>>67123017
It got taken down unfortunately
Sorry lad
Why is /heem/ so jealous of Schaub?
>>67123106
what did rogan get him to start taking?
>>67123133
Ketogenic diet
>>67122953
>UK
>drive on the left side
>call "films" to what the rest of the world knows as "movies"
>drinking tea at fucking 5pm
>not having yuro as official currency
>wanting to gtfo yurop
of course you wouldn't just call it co-pilot
>>67123054
Thanks Davor. ARE YOU THE INDUSTRIAL MUSIC DUDE?
>>67123106
Oh I disagree, I'm not mad at that at all
Schaub's a DIMEPIECE, a straight one-two cutie pie, one hundred percent my man
Can someone bring me up to speed to the newest memes?
Thanks
>>67123133
Ketogenic diet + no sugar (not even in beef jerky)
>>67123222
Dana knew, Connor flew.
>>67123207
aye
>>67120510
>phenomenal UFC deal
>best reebok rates
>he'll get almost 50k per fight!
or he can go be a literal superstar somewhere else and make fat bank
you dont have to be a slightly autistic russian farmer to figure this shit out
>>67122115
xenoestrogens in the water
>>67123054
lol DC forever the cuck.
>>67120841
>after i made a fucking pittance to fight in an event that made millions, i will give a few pennies to poor people
>>67122115
>>67123285
They are literally trying to feminize us into slavery and are not even trying to hide it.
>>67120962
that absolutely shit tattoo
why did we ever take mcweightcutter seriously?
10 days till the next fight. Gonna finish some papers and prepare for 2 exams. What'll you do in the meantime /heem/?
>>67123328
This world is truly disgusting. At least I have violence to console me.
>>67123017
moar
>>67119655
He's bad a tickling.
>>67123380
Post here
>>67121988
Once he actually releases him semen into/onto a woman
>MICHAEL "M'LAYDAY" MCKEKOLD IS A VIRGIN AT 25 YEARS OLD
>>67121356
rogaine has probably been putting some trannys in his accord desu
>>67123380
Here's a spicy civillian heem
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c9_1461646061
>>67123417
Hes just gay and heavily repressed thanks to Christ memes
>>67121797
continuing to avoid usada and not having any pictures taken of his penis should do the trick
>>67123427
damn that was nice goldberg.
if the black guy won he would have guaranteed stomped the other guy while he was out
>>67120593
fedor is almost 40 he's padding his bank account at this point.
>>67123427
Just.Like.That
>>67122712
this seems to be kinda a weird sexual act to do
I'm about to try some low carb gluten free spaghetti. Wish me luck.
>>67122008
that discount quarter rep snatch of uselessness
>>67123577
What's the point of that? Why not just fill up with meat & veg instead?
>>67122008
what the fuck is the point of this useless meme training
>>67123395
>>67123620
To sell kettlebells.
>>67122308
>winning by hair pulling
>>67123620
grind your wrists into chalk, collect disability
>>67123581
>that shit form
>>67123357
Slavery to whom?
>>67123620
you don't want to be out on your lawn with all your neighbors watching struggling to pull the starter cord on your lawnmower like a limp-dicked little cunt do you?
>>67123581
how much weight is it ?
In kg pls
>>67121737
>so many hipsters
LMAO
>>67123735
the corporate royalty that runs this nation, and by extension the world
>>67123792
if you think i'm going to sully a gif with an american flag in it by using kilograms, you are sorely mistaken foreign scum
>>67123620
kettlebells are actually great exercise for building functional strength
>>67123685
That was so fucking funny. That dude with that samurai little hair, perfect handle to grab and bash his face with punches.
There is a reason BJJ dudes shave their heads, "everything goes" meant everything, really
>>67123792
Looks like about 50 kilos
>>67123709
sorry, i will find a better gif to example how stupid rogaines lift is next time, or i wont give a fuck and let that bitch cheat a 1rm a little bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHg
Thoughts??
>>67123855
American military uses the metric system.
Are you a commie?
>>67123918
only 50kg ?
Shit I thought it was like 100kg.
I bet could do that after 2 months of lifting
>>67123951
Black plates are 15 pounds each, yellows are 25 pounds
Two yellows are 50 pounds
Four blacks are 60 for a total of 110, which is approximately 50 kilos
Don't ever memearrow me again or I'll put you in my guard and omoplata you
>>67123879
kettlebells are a piece of equipment, not an exercise.
yes, many one handed lifts can be good for functional strength, just like many body weight lifts or barbell lifts or even fucking buckets with rocks in them
the point is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and not get memed on hard by LECROSSFIT KETtLEbELs R BEST bullshit.
a small bucket with a lid and filled with sand or lead shot is a kettlebell you can buy at home depot for $3 and adjust at will, but you'll still find fags spending twenty or thirty bucks for a single slug of scrap metal dipped in vinyl paint they'll use six times
