/bet/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
cristiano is GOAT edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
Benz and CR7 will be starting today
shit edition edition
Entire life savings on Madrid SW, yes?
Is this the thread or what?
>>67119343
Is it fuck. Go to the old one.
>>67119265
BTTS
Best low-risk bet for Man City / Real Madrid?
Thinking one of these
O.0.5 - Like Zero profit, but at least I get another free bet
O.1.5 - Bit riskier, but some profit
MC/RM
MC/RM or Draw
Result/Both teams to score - has great odds but is risky.
Fuck family. I really don't know. I'll be betting half my deposit on this, so perhaps I should just play it safe.
>>67119635
o1.5 seems the best risk/reward balance
>tfw 1-0 borefest because city parks the bus
>>67119635
>>67119713
Stop being beta cucks please.
>>67119042
Welcome back, /bet/
Is Mary Tsuuu injured still? Might bang on Halal 7/5 seems decent. City performed alright against PSG but there's no doubt they're a pretty shit side compared to the big european teams.
>>67119799
But Pellegrini and Zidane are lunatics.
>>67119899
>pretty shit side
>>67119899
>fractional odds
Why are you here? Reddit is working fine.
Who Yorkhill-Vautour double here?
>>67119799
It's in my blood. Can't help it.
>>67119986
got them both, separately. Have I been meme'd?
>afc wimbledon on 6 game winning streak
gotta put money on a good portsmouth team here
>>67119899
>He ranks PSG
>~2 users here now
>>67120166
I literally don't
That's what I said
What the fuck kind of thread is this.
PMSL at the American lttl rat that made this.
>>67119934
>not using fractional
Are you fucking French or something christ m8
Does anyone here actually not use fractional when talking odds outside of the internet
I've never heard an actual person not give fractions
>>67120223
At least it is sports related.
>>67120223
this, can somebody make a new one and link it?
>>67120225
/bet/ loves off decimal tbhfam
>>67119042
>>67096019
OP continues to be a useless cunt edition
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
>http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>67119042
>americans
fucking dreadful
I think city will do it desu. Real are shit away from home
>>67120225
Oh my this really is end times.
I use decimal when reffering to odds with friends, they use fractions, I call them spastics, they call me simple. It's all a bit of banter use whatever you want, but don't expect to come here throwing around your 7/5 shite, just say 1.4.
>>67120282
can't wait to pmsl at this post later
>>67120293
i'm going to pmsl when euan sees what STATE he left /bet/ in last night.
>Not getting on McManus @ 18/5
>american threads
pmsl
>>67120284
>1.4
>>67120284
Wow, fair enough I was wrong. Clearly fractions are in fact too complicated for you all.
Dread to think where GoBobby's head is right now
>maxbet on a non athlete
>>67120331
>me
baka
>>67120334
Silly Swedish cunt linked this when it was slipping under the radar
Wish Euan wasn't banned ffs
>>67119986
Vautour is racing over 2m and hurdles for like the first time since he first started, no thanks. Rather go with Special Tiara or Simonsig for e/w chances.
>>67120355
>making things unnecessarily harder
2 digit IQ and 3 digit roll detected.
>>67120355
There's absolutely no benefit to using fractions over decimals. It's like people who still use imperial measurements, get in 2016 you utter wastemen.
>>67120372
>insulting my IQ when you LITERALLY JUST FAILED to convert odds
fantastic stuff
James Luxton All about stake rsd bout odds; 100 at 1.2 same profit as 20 at evens wink emoticon
Like · Reply · 2 mins
so shrewd
>>67120392
Why wont you have sex? Thre's lots of girls around, I am sure one would sleep with you.
>>67120392
you really need to have sex
>You are now aware that the guy trying to argue for fractional is just a troll and the game that comes in this thread and rampantly shitposts every day.
Please just ignore the obvious bait lads.
Pre Match bet on over 0.5 Goals
In-play bet on under 0.5 Goals
Thank me after.
>>67120414
>odds autist plays virgin meme card
truly stellar stuff
>>67120439
2shrewd4me
Can somebody seriously put a better thread up while this one is still new, please? Being in this thread for the next couple days will be miserable.
>>67120439
these are the kinds of retards that editions like this attract
Can we just post on the secret /bet/ until the redditors go back 2 reddit?
>>67120461
>Implying it doesn't work
Made £700 on the City/United borefest last year and cashed out for £300 on the City/PSG 1-0 late goal borefest.
Al-Hadd HT/FT @3.75
Put it all on. Watch.
>>67120338
Is it not? well idgaf because I use decimals for everything.
>>67120461
Stand up
>>67120461
Talking proper big sense here pal.
>>67120461
>Can somebody seriously put a better thread up while this one is still new, please? B
WHY do people post things like this? Just do it yourself, I'm not your slave.
>>67120461
>next couple days
There will be a new one in the morning, calm your tits sunshine
Ok for those of you that are special and cant work out fractional based bets here you go.
Example:
>Dutch tips to land a winning bet is 13/2
>Youre staking £10
>Add 13+2 = 15
>15/2 mutiplied by your stake ( £10) = £75
Pmsl where's Euan?
>>67120519
Not trying to get nibs, I have no idea what this means.
>>67120461
>>67120509
>>67120493
>>67120516
>>67120517
>Samefagging this hard
>>67120481
obviously it works but you actually think that you're shrewd for thinking it when there are so many better options
>making £700 off a free £50 bet @8 odds
dont exaggerate friend, we were all on that and most of us didnt lose the initial £50 on fucking 1.05 odds
>>67120516
I would but I cant think of a better edition
>>67120493
you're my brother
>>67120520
tbf I'm on there so it's not that impressive
>>67120519
That's a hell of a lot of work
>>67120537
me too, i mainly take my tips from here and repost them
people actually start paying to here tips, kek so hard
>>67120520
Under "meme account" Dogs
Bookie "Mainstream Pixel Punter" Basher
Rufy "Like me on Facebook" 2012
Inplay "Pixel Punter" Ods
AbsolutelyRekt "Euan's my Bitch" Pmsl
>>67120530
>samefagging
>numerous posts within a minute of eachother
Yeah, ok pal.
>>67120519
Cringing, you odd little man.
>>67120532
>odds of 8
Try 14, genius.
And yes, lots of people lost because they weren't smart enough to cover their own ^0.5 bet.
There is a SCARY amount of reddit in this thread right now.
Is it cause its champions league day? All the mugs who think they're betting gods turn up.
>>67120519
God this is so fucking Ladbrokes it's uncanny.
pmsl, bet you're the kind of dullard that still gets 6 stamps from Sainsbury's. I reckon you're the kind of mug who sees a Paddy Power advert at half-time for next goalscorer odds and think it's "value".
>>67120566
Post slip. Odds were @9 pre-game and drifted down to @8 or so when the game started. I was on it, everyone else was too, nobody took o0.5 apart from reddit slugs who deserve to have lost their money anyway
>>67120577
because it's a mainstream shite edition
>>67120565
>>67120597
I work in a bookies, its how you manually settle bets when the tills fuck up.
is absolutelyrektpmsl really goff
>>67120565
Cannot wait until your snivelling little face gets caved in off some geezer down the pub for using your pansy Euro odds
>>67120487
What makes you say that, friend?
>>67120577
You're right but I guarantee none of the pseudos here complaining about the thread have been able to spot the upcoming large. Don't worry though, I'll spoonfeed you and the rest of the pseudo dullards.
Here you go again
£10 double
Selection A 13/2 - 15/2 * 10 = 75
Selection B 9/4 - 13/4 * 75 = 243.75
Selection A wins at 13/2 so you have £75 going on Selection B @ 9/4 if that wins you get £243
>>67120632
>going to pubs
>talking to people in pubs about betting
oh boy im sure discussing Aguero FGS @ 9/2 at lunch was a blast today MATE
Who /here/ ON Man City +200 this morning.
was gonna take Real Madrid +150 but LOL, no.
>>67120691
>not going to pubs
kek
>>67120487
al-hadd 1-0 already
thanks for that tip friendo, got 30 sitting on it atm
>>67120699
w-we're all n-normies right lids?!
w-we're not like the r-rest of them on here! hahahah
>>67120691
sums it up really
http://gu.com/p/4t269/stw
>>67120717
Well idk about you but I am
>>67120699
Clubs and bars are okay, pubs are for miserable middle aged men like Nick Goff (no offence Nick if you're browsing)
>>67120727
actually caring about the game and not here just for the tips, lel
>>67120632
You sound like Terry from The Irony of It All.
>>67120717
>being an autistic dweeb
How many girls you banged lad? None?
>>67120732
pubs are bretty gud. i live in a shitty small town in the country and dont have many friends. i like to go the the local pu on friday, im like 27 lots of mid 30s single women out getting drunk all desperate
usually manage to pull one on the shitty lil karakoe thing they set up. eventually you get to know everyone so it feels like you have friends, plus double vod is 2 quid and bitter is 1.50 so cant complain
Large staking Eidsvold +2.75
>>67120770
pmsl have you even looked at the info
What's everyone going for then?
Probably going for the cop-out of £50 on Real/Draw then £50 on City.
Either £20 or £50 profit.
>>67120778
Have you even seen the team Stromsgodset have out? UCL isn't for a couple more hours kiddo.
>>67120770
but why
>>67120732
None taken, pal.
>>67120770
I just did a large "suck air through my teeth like a nigger" at that, you're the real madman.
>>67120743
fuck off you stinkin student lameo
Anyone else sweating on a Holon +2?
>>67120727
Go and ask the people who lived and worked in that area at the time if Liverpool fans were at all to blame for that disaster.
>>67119042
subtle racism edition
Utenis absolutely DOMINATING 2nd half,
M E D I U M on 0.0
>>67119899
Man city are on great form what are you talking about?
BT wants a smed on St Josephs Reserves DC
>>67121014
pmsl
PLEASE HELP WHAT DO I BET ON MAN CITY / REAL MADRID?
>>67121208
LARGE on CR7 to score anytime.
>>67121208
o/u 5.5, easy money
down insane on vautour
>>67120113
yes, i have been meme'd
>>67119986
told you Vautour was vulnerable at this distance
>GoBobby
LITERALLY PMSL
>>67121232
That's not what I asked.
>>67121227
O.0.5 or U.6.5?
Or O.1.5 and maybe make some profit.
phew scared for al hadd for a min, 2-1 though. solid tip bester. now to decide whether to cash out or play long
>>67121246
Double was already ded from Yorkhill losing, but good call anyway
Put £500 on man city SW how fucked am I? Will I be able to eat this month?
OVER 0.5 OR UNDER 6.5? WHAT IS SAFER?
HELP ME /BET/ I DON'T WANNA STROKE TONIGHT.
>>67121263
>That's not what I asked.
>People will occasionally mention in the thread certain players to bet on for FGS however if this player is removed when it comes to you betting on it please don't be all "WHO DA FK DO I BET ON GUYS?!" its not like this is some super obscure game that is difficult to research. The offer is always a major Champions League or EPL match and finding team news is as simple as going to google or any major sports journalism site and searching for team news, if you can't do that then you literally should not be gambling because you are too retarded.
Its correctly priced so if you just want to bet on it for the sake of betting pick anything you like.
If you are trying to use the offer then read all that and do your own research.
Mullins on suicide watch
Who /yaya/ here?
>>67121296
safe bet fgs kompany, he's not starting so you get the bet back but you also get your inplay risk free.
win win
Imagine backing every short favourite in a big meet because "it just wins"
>>67121309
Yes senpai
Gone for Southfield Royale e/w in the 6:40
watch it lose
>>67121336
>See a TT tip with """"""""""Analysis""""""""""
>"It just wins"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67121014
BT surreal
>>67121348
im on Noble Endeavor, I'll cheer on your horse if he bombs tho
>>67121318
Yeah Kompany is the only real FGS option. Surprised 365 haven't withdrawn him yet, probably will once teamsheets are out though so people need to be quick
>People have unironically bet heavily on Vautour twice in the last month at odds of 1.5 or less and lost
Why do people back horses when they're that short? I know horse racing isn't lotto as fuck but its lotto enough I could never smack a horse that short.
How do I claim the in-play offer? Is it automatically?
got on levadia dnb @2.6 and now they are actually head. knowing my luck flora will score in 2nd half, get ready to stake them in 20 minutes
>>67121389
I thought he was in? Google searches just talk about him being 'key' etc... source?
Worst thread in a VERY long time, I'm really baffled as to what is behind this influx of reddit-tier sixth formers
>>67121421
do this before kick off
>>67121318
>>67121389
your inplay becomes risk free after you bet prematch.
make sure you only do one inplay bet + its the same or less value of your prematch
>>67121318
How do you know he's not starting?
>>67121451
Nowhere in that guide does it answer my question.
>>67121468
Thank you, so it's automatic.
>>67121488
no problemo friend. just check the full terms and conditions on 365 in the future if you have worries.
>>67121447
Then talk about some bets and give some tips then you boring cunt.
>>67121488
But you will need to have the 50 in your account, its not like paddypower where it gives you free bet tokens.
>>67121459
hilarious
so how do you know he isnt starting?
Fuck sake went away for my dinner and the Inverness u20 odds have been absolutely S M A S H E D
Worth keeping an eye on the rball though, Hamilton have a very young team including a 15y/o in goals
>>67121511
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
Take down that refugees welcome poster, stop voting Labour and please read a book then have sex. Pathetic.
>>67121487
>>67121318
Kompany is in all the projected line ups and they haven't officially released it yet. Is this bad advice or do you have source?
Who are we betting on for FGS? They removed Toure already, so would the next logical option be someone like Caballero who just won't come on the pitch so you get a refund?
>>67121416
Slug
>>67121507
>>67121512
Cheers.
Fuck it, I'll just bet Man City or Draw & Real Madrid on In-Play.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTCfQ6Bb8QE
Might take No FGS for my free bet tbqh lads
>>67121537
do you even read info? theres like 10 of us on this already and we're all laughing at you
>>67121517
No idea if this is bet mafia or actually decent knowledge
>>67121488
>Nowhere in that guide does it answer my question.
>1) Pre-match bet is anytime before kick off even if the match has moved to the in-play section
>2) In-play bet is any time after the match has kicked off
>3) You will need to fund both bets meaning you need a minimum of £100 in your account to fully utilise the offer. Sometimes they will void the pre-match bet very quickly after kick off if the player is not on the pitch or the bench but there are no guarantees so have your money ready.
Maybe you should actually read something before deciding it doesn't help you.
>>67121571
I dont understand what you mean? Do you have a source though?
>>67121537
Just some journo on Twitter says he seen the starting XI and he's not in. Probably worth the risk though
>>67121531
I've already given some tips and help to people, youre a waste, man
>>67121600
I already know the answer now, but that does not answer my question. Nowhere does it say how to utilize the offer.
For fuck sake can you keep the in-play £50 talk to a different thread?
If you're not smart enough to work out a +ev way of using the bet then get to fuck.
whoever gave that al hadd bet you ledge.
90 profit in my pocket for some beers
>>67121579
>odds drop from 3.5 to 1.9 based on nothing
Christ why don't you just look it up yourself and find out instead of being spoonfed everything
>>67121633
Use your fucking brain.
Can we be a bit more positive? Everyone sounds really bitter in here..
>>67121653
Fuck off u lttl rat
>>67121653
Thats the Vautour backers.
>>67121652
It was a rather simple question and you linked me to the FAQ (which did not contain the question), instead of answering the question. How about you use your fucking brain.
>>67121633
Oh I see well then
>6) Read the terms and conditions. Even if you feel this guide has answered everything you want to know it is still worth reading and not terribly long.
http://extra.bet365.com/promotions/en/soccer/champions-league-in-play-bet-offer
And it tells you in there.
So I tell you once more, please read and stop asking stupid questions.
>>67121579
Not hard to find yourself is it?
>>67121691
I'd say he's trolling, man
>>67121672
oh look another overly aggressive brit
hEllo /BET/
WHats' the bet for the bet three six five offer tonite
>>67121710
Thats what I'm thinking
>>67121710
Oh look, another mug.
Leaving the thread until 1am when I'll be back for some banter.
>>67121691
So basically instead of just saying "yes". You linked me to a FAQ not containing the answer just to be a smart-ass and now you tell me to read through the entire terms and conditions. It's rather obvious that the answer would be contained within, but those things take a while to read through (hence why I asked). So again, all you could have said was "yes", but you had to be a smart-ass and you even failed at that.
>>67121710
Its just a /bet/ meme lad
>>67121744
fuck off you clueless student MONG
>>67121710
That's because everyone's retarded despite 365 having this offer 50 times in the past. I blame you for starting this shit thread, ya fat yankee twat.
>>67121758
shhhh
>>67121710
nibs
>>67121733
But I can't click on that link? Either answer my question or go walk into traffic, you peice of shit bitch
Who FGS aguero-kun with their free bet?
>>67121744
>>67120255
>>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
>>http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>8) Anybody giving this the "tl;dr" but still asking questions should be ignored as an obvious troll or retard and either way no point in giving them what they want or responding to them. Just keep linking them to this or ignore them.
>>67121773
Poor comeback, inbred cunt. Next time don't fucking it up, if you're gonna be a smart-ass.
>It's a Bet 365 In-Play Offer thread.
>>67121808
I didn't ask for a tl;dr of the FAQ. I read the FAQ and it didn't answer my question, hence why I asked instead of reading through the ToS. Try again, bitch.
Heereveen DNB/DC - 1.9/1.5
Need 1 point to become champions of their poule.
Should just have a containment thread whenever theres a bet365 offer
111111111111111111
>>67121517
111111111
>>67121809
PLEASE have sex
>>67121833
The FAQ told you to read the ToS because neither are actually very long and will answer all your questions.
I don't remember any 365 offer thread as bad as this one
Absolute state this
>>67121866
That's irrelevant. You keep going in circles.
Absolute Swedish meatball. Seems we've swapped the Swede with the big role for the Swede with the small brain. Dire.
>>67121834
1-1
>>67121889
>The guide doesn't answer my question
>Actually yes it does if you read all of it and the terms and conditions as it tells you to do
>That's irrelevant
>>67121834
>>67121517
should have tipped in tt
>>67121963
TT guy here, sorry I didnt see them in the sea of greasy sixth formers
>>67121931
Thanks m8. Scored seconds after I got on
>>67121976
also I wanted to have an rball punt on WSG Wattens but line smashed
>>67121963
Don't speak too soon lad. Hamilton aren't out this yet and just missed a pen
>>67121994
got 100 on -1 @ 2
>>67121976
On a scale of 1-10 how shrewd would you rate yourself?
>>67121951
Mate, fucking give it up already. I asked because it was not in the FAQ and I didn't want to read through the ToS (not the FAQ) for a simple question that could be answered in two to three letters.
>"R-r-r-read the FAQ r-r-retard"
>It's not in the FAQ
>repeat 2-3 times
>"b-b-but the ToS"
>>67121644
Same, I didn't believe it at first, but I got on anyway. I'm that thirsty for /bet/ dick.
>According to @radiomarca Cristiano Ronaldo is not starting tonight
SCENES
C
E
N
E
S
>>67122044
can confirm tweet is real, no idea if the info is correct though
>>67122044
FGS RONALDO
>>67122032
>is it automatic?
>>67121600
3. You will need to fund both bets
Does this not answer your question?
>>67122021
I just repost /bet/s tips senpai, doesn't take much shrewdness aside from judging stake sizes
>>67122044
might as well put it on pmsl, even if he is playing he probably scores first anyway desu
>>67121421
if you're still going on, yes it is 'automatic'. pls go now, swede with small rolle
Absolute SCENES if Inverness O1.5 team goals doesn't come in
>>67122100
Do you not post any of your own bets though lad?
>>67122089
Someone immediately gave me the answer, but that would not have answered my question. Completely unrelated answer.
>>67122100
I know it is because someone answered right away but you decided to be a smart-ass, kept replying and trying to defend your actions (even though what you posted did not answer my question).
>>67122133
OUT
>>67122133
Why are you even here, are you just here to get nibs or what?
>>67122133
Just stop responding.
>>67122133
you're scum, no one wants you here
>>67122133
>you
The funny thing is you assume one poster is having a go at you. It is at least 3 different people
Mate you're in the wrong, just accept it and next time put some effort in rather than asking stupid questions you can easily find the answer to.
>>67122044
>marca
probably another madridista scheme
>>67122177
No man, is official now
>>67122133
Im not even the same person, Swede. I thought you still didn't know what was going on, so I tried to help out. Strange, small rolle'd little man.
>pmsl nibs
>>67122116
only if I post them here first, gotta let my /bet/ family get on before Muhammad_Ali smashes our lines
Al hadd are 6-2. goooood tip /bet/. made 3 figure (140).
who keeps posting these tips? was a winner similar style post yesterday in the thread, non of these bets are on tt though?
222222222222222222222
CAERAU 11111111
>>67122186
Is he not starting or not playing?
solid tip on wattens, can already cash out for 85 profit, might just hold out for that 100 profit. free money everywhere today aye
>>67122007
>>67122206
nice one lid, wish I TT'd it before line got smashed and UnderDogs picked up on it, but it was rball shite so w/e
>>67122194
I didnt see the tip under the waves of small-roll-Swede posts
>>67122159
How am I in the wrong when the original person kept linking me to something that did not give me the answer? After the answer itself did not matter.
>>67122148
Likely the same reasons you are here.
>>67122144
Please no thai kicku.
T H R E E
3 3 3 3 3
Overs really should've been a bet too
man shitty odds DROPPING
>0-0 down to @10
SEETHING
>>67122309
put no fgs for @12
rookie
#MCFC: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Kompany, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Navas, De Bruyne, Silva, Aguero
GET ON DEMI FGS NOW
DEMICHELIS IS MISSING
Quick!!!! FGS
hey /bet/
I want to get into premiership football gambling where would I start?
>>67122341
>I want to get into premiership football gambling
Don't
>they arent already on Toure from the other day
pmsl
>>67122244
>something that did not give me the answer?
We've been over this
>implying kompany won't be sent off in the first 10 minutes
>>67122341
ENJOYABLE trade on the Man C game, that drift
Just realized I placed one of my bets on the wrong team. How the fuck does this even happen? ; ;
>>67122403
Demi's not even on the bench retard
Someone TT over 7 goals, surely at least 2 more
>>67122403
pls be troll
No Ronaldo either, it seems.From the MCFC twitter:
Real Madrid XI: Keylor Navas, Carvajal, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Marcelo, Casemiro, Kroos, Modric, Bale, Lucas Vázquez, Benzema #cityvreal
no ronaldo tonight lads
>>67122437
Wattens?
https://twitter.com/philousports/status/725016348804403201
