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Benz and CR7 will be starting today
shit edition edition
Entire life savings on Madrid SW, yes?
Is this the thread or what?
>>67119343
Is it fuck. Go to the old one.
>>67119265
BTTS
Best low-risk bet for Man City / Real Madrid?
Thinking one of these
O.0.5 - Like Zero profit, but at least I get another free bet
O.1.5 - Bit riskier, but some profit
MC/RM
MC/RM or Draw
Result/Both teams to score - has great odds but is risky.
Fuck family. I really don't know. I'll be betting half my deposit on this, so perhaps I should just play it safe.
>>67119635
o1.5 seems the best risk/reward balance
>tfw 1-0 borefest because city parks the bus
>>67119635
>>67119713
Stop being beta cucks please.
>>67119042
Welcome back, /bet/
Is Mary Tsuuu injured still? Might bang on Halal 7/5 seems decent. City performed alright against PSG but there's no doubt they're a pretty shit side compared to the big european teams.
>>67119799
But Pellegrini and Zidane are lunatics.
>>67119899
>pretty shit side
>>67119899
>fractional odds
Why are you here? Reddit is working fine.
Who Yorkhill-Vautour double here?
>>67119799
It's in my blood. Can't help it.
>>67119986
got them both, separately. Have I been meme'd?
>afc wimbledon on 6 game winning streak
gotta put money on a good portsmouth team here
>>67119899
>He ranks PSG
>~2 users here now
>>67120166
I literally don't
That's what I said
What the fuck kind of thread is this.
PMSL at the American lttl rat that made this.
>>67119934
>not using fractional
Are you fucking French or something christ m8
Does anyone here actually not use fractional when talking odds outside of the internet
I've never heard an actual person not give fractions
>>67120223
At least it is sports related.
>>67120223
this, can somebody make a new one and link it?
>>67120225
/bet/ loves off decimal tbhfam
>>67119042
>>67096019
OP continues to be a useless cunt edition
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
>http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>67119042
>americans
fucking dreadful
I think city will do it desu. Real are shit away from home
>>67120225
Oh my this really is end times.
I use decimal when reffering to odds with friends, they use fractions, I call them spastics, they call me simple. It's all a bit of banter use whatever you want, but don't expect to come here throwing around your 7/5 shite, just say 1.4.
>>67120282
can't wait to pmsl at this post later
>>67120293
i'm going to pmsl when euan sees what STATE he left /bet/ in last night.
>Not getting on McManus @ 18/5
>american threads
pmsl
>>67120284
>1.4
>>67120284
Wow, fair enough I was wrong. Clearly fractions are in fact too complicated for you all.
Dread to think where GoBobby's head is right now
>maxbet on a non athlete
>>67120331
>me
baka
>>67120334
Silly Swedish cunt linked this when it was slipping under the radar
Wish Euan wasn't banned ffs
>>67119986
Vautour is racing over 2m and hurdles for like the first time since he first started, no thanks. Rather go with Special Tiara or Simonsig for e/w chances.
>>67120355
>making things unnecessarily harder
2 digit IQ and 3 digit roll detected.
>>67120355
There's absolutely no benefit to using fractions over decimals. It's like people who still use imperial measurements, get in 2016 you utter wastemen.
>>67120372
>insulting my IQ when you LITERALLY JUST FAILED to convert odds
fantastic stuff
James Luxton All about stake rsd bout odds; 100 at 1.2 same profit as 20 at evens wink emoticon
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so shrewd
>>67120392
Why wont you have sex? Thre's lots of girls around, I am sure one would sleep with you.
>>67120392
you really need to have sex
>You are now aware that the guy trying to argue for fractional is just a troll and the game that comes in this thread and rampantly shitposts every day.
Please just ignore the obvious bait lads.
Pre Match bet on over 0.5 Goals
In-play bet on under 0.5 Goals
Thank me after.
>>67120414
>odds autist plays virgin meme card
truly stellar stuff
>>67120439
2shrewd4me
Can somebody seriously put a better thread up while this one is still new, please? Being in this thread for the next couple days will be miserable.
>>67120439
these are the kinds of retards that editions like this attract
Can we just post on the secret /bet/ until the redditors go back 2 reddit?
>>67120461
>Implying it doesn't work
Made £700 on the City/United borefest last year and cashed out for £300 on the City/PSG 1-0 late goal borefest.
Al-Hadd HT/FT @3.75
Put it all on. Watch.
>>67120338
Is it not? well idgaf because I use decimals for everything.
>>67120461
Stand up
>>67120461
Talking proper big sense here pal.
>>67120461
>Can somebody seriously put a better thread up while this one is still new, please? B
WHY do people post things like this? Just do it yourself, I'm not your slave.
>>67120461
>next couple days
There will be a new one in the morning, calm your tits sunshine
Ok for those of you that are special and cant work out fractional based bets here you go.
Example:
>Dutch tips to land a winning bet is 13/2
>Youre staking £10
>Add 13+2 = 15
>15/2 mutiplied by your stake ( £10) = £75
Pmsl where's Euan?
>>67120519
Not trying to get nibs, I have no idea what this means.
>>67120461
>>67120509
>>67120493
>>67120516
>>67120517
>Samefagging this hard
>>67120481
obviously it works but you actually think that you're shrewd for thinking it when there are so many better options
>making £700 off a free £50 bet @8 odds
dont exaggerate friend, we were all on that and most of us didnt lose the initial £50 on fucking 1.05 odds
>>67120516
I would but I cant think of a better edition
>>67120493
you're my brother
>>67120520
tbf I'm on there so it's not that impressive
>>67120519
That's a hell of a lot of work
>>67120537
me too, i mainly take my tips from here and repost them
people actually start paying to here tips, kek so hard
>>67120520
Under "meme account" Dogs
Bookie "Mainstream Pixel Punter" Basher
Rufy "Like me on Facebook" 2012
Inplay "Pixel Punter" Ods
AbsolutelyRekt "Euan's my Bitch" Pmsl
>>67120530
>samefagging
>numerous posts within a minute of eachother
Yeah, ok pal.
>>67120519
Cringing, you odd little man.
>>67120532
>odds of 8
Try 14, genius.
And yes, lots of people lost because they weren't smart enough to cover their own ^0.5 bet.
There is a SCARY amount of reddit in this thread right now.
Is it cause its champions league day? All the mugs who think they're betting gods turn up.
>>67120519
God this is so fucking Ladbrokes it's uncanny.
pmsl, bet you're the kind of dullard that still gets 6 stamps from Sainsbury's. I reckon you're the kind of mug who sees a Paddy Power advert at half-time for next goalscorer odds and think it's "value".
>>67120566
Post slip. Odds were @9 pre-game and drifted down to @8 or so when the game started. I was on it, everyone else was too, nobody took o0.5 apart from reddit slugs who deserve to have lost their money anyway
>>67120577
because it's a mainstream shite edition
>>67120565
>>67120597
I work in a bookies, its how you manually settle bets when the tills fuck up.
is absolutelyrektpmsl really goff
>>67120565
Cannot wait until your snivelling little face gets caved in off some geezer down the pub for using your pansy Euro odds
>>67120487
What makes you say that, friend?
>>67120577
You're right but I guarantee none of the pseudos here complaining about the thread have been able to spot the upcoming large. Don't worry though, I'll spoonfeed you and the rest of the pseudo dullards.
Here you go again
£10 double
Selection A 13/2 - 15/2 * 10 = 75
Selection B 9/4 - 13/4 * 75 = 243.75
Selection A wins at 13/2 so you have £75 going on Selection B @ 9/4 if that wins you get £243
>>67120632
>going to pubs
>talking to people in pubs about betting
oh boy im sure discussing Aguero FGS @ 9/2 at lunch was a blast today MATE
Who /here/ ON Man City +200 this morning.
was gonna take Real Madrid +150 but LOL, no.
>>67120691
>not going to pubs
kek
>>67120487
al-hadd 1-0 already
thanks for that tip friendo, got 30 sitting on it atm
>>67120699
w-we're all n-normies right lids?!
w-we're not like the r-rest of them on here! hahahah
>>67120691
sums it up really
http://gu.com/p/4t269/stw
>>67120717
Well idk about you but I am
>>67120699
Clubs and bars are okay, pubs are for miserable middle aged men like Nick Goff (no offence Nick if you're browsing)
>>67120727
actually caring about the game and not here just for the tips, lel
>>67120632
You sound like Terry from The Irony of It All.
>>67120717
>being an autistic dweeb
How many girls you banged lad? None?
>>67120732
pubs are bretty gud. i live in a shitty small town in the country and dont have many friends. i like to go the the local pu on friday, im like 27 lots of mid 30s single women out getting drunk all desperate
usually manage to pull one on the shitty lil karakoe thing they set up. eventually you get to know everyone so it feels like you have friends, plus double vod is 2 quid and bitter is 1.50 so cant complain
Large staking Eidsvold +2.75
>>67120770
pmsl have you even looked at the info
What's everyone going for then?
Probably going for the cop-out of £50 on Real/Draw then £50 on City.
Either £20 or £50 profit.
>>67120778
Have you even seen the team Stromsgodset have out? UCL isn't for a couple more hours kiddo.
>>67120770
but why
>>67120732
None taken, pal.
>>67120770
I just did a large "suck air through my teeth like a nigger" at that, you're the real madman.
>>67120743
fuck off you stinkin student lameo
Anyone else sweating on a Holon +2?
>>67120727
Go and ask the people who lived and worked in that area at the time if Liverpool fans were at all to blame for that disaster.
>>67119042
subtle racism edition
Utenis absolutely DOMINATING 2nd half,
M E D I U M on 0.0
>>67119899
Man city are on great form what are you talking about?
BT wants a smed on St Josephs Reserves DC
>>67121014
pmsl
PLEASE HELP WHAT DO I BET ON MAN CITY / REAL MADRID?
>>67121208
LARGE on CR7 to score anytime.
>>67121208
o/u 5.5, easy money
down insane on vautour
>>67120113
yes, i have been meme'd
>>67119986
told you Vautour was vulnerable at this distance
>GoBobby
LITERALLY PMSL
>>67121232
That's not what I asked.
>>67121227
O.0.5 or U.6.5?
Or O.1.5 and maybe make some profit.
phew scared for al hadd for a min, 2-1 though. solid tip bester. now to decide whether to cash out or play long
>>67121246
Double was already ded from Yorkhill losing, but good call anyway
Put £500 on man city SW how fucked am I? Will I be able to eat this month?
OVER 0.5 OR UNDER 6.5? WHAT IS SAFER?
HELP ME /BET/ I DON'T WANNA STROKE TONIGHT.
>>67121263
>That's not what I asked.
>People will occasionally mention in the thread certain players to bet on for FGS however if this player is removed when it comes to you betting on it please don't be all "WHO DA FK DO I BET ON GUYS?!" its not like this is some super obscure game that is difficult to research. The offer is always a major Champions League or EPL match and finding team news is as simple as going to google or any major sports journalism site and searching for team news, if you can't do that then you literally should not be gambling because you are too retarded.
Its correctly priced so if you just want to bet on it for the sake of betting pick anything you like.
If you are trying to use the offer then read all that and do your own research.
Mullins on suicide watch
Who /yaya/ here?
>>67121296
safe bet fgs kompany, he's not starting so you get the bet back but you also get your inplay risk free.
win win
Imagine backing every short favourite in a big meet because "it just wins"
>>67121309
Yes senpai
Gone for Southfield Royale e/w in the 6:40
watch it lose
>>67121336
>See a TT tip with """"""""""Analysis""""""""""
>"It just wins"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67121014
BT surreal
>>67121348
im on Noble Endeavor, I'll cheer on your horse if he bombs tho
>>67121318
Yeah Kompany is the only real FGS option. Surprised 365 haven't withdrawn him yet, probably will once teamsheets are out though so people need to be quick
>People have unironically bet heavily on Vautour twice in the last month at odds of 1.5 or less and lost
Why do people back horses when they're that short? I know horse racing isn't lotto as fuck but its lotto enough I could never smack a horse that short.
How do I claim the in-play offer? Is it automatically?
got on levadia dnb @2.6 and now they are actually head. knowing my luck flora will score in 2nd half, get ready to stake them in 20 minutes
>>67121389
I thought he was in? Google searches just talk about him being 'key' etc... source?
Worst thread in a VERY long time, I'm really baffled as to what is behind this influx of reddit-tier sixth formers
>>67121421
do this before kick off
>>67121318
>>67121389
your inplay becomes risk free after you bet prematch.
make sure you only do one inplay bet + its the same or less value of your prematch
>>67121318
How do you know he's not starting?
>>67121451
Nowhere in that guide does it answer my question.
>>67121468
Thank you, so it's automatic.
>>67121488
no problemo friend. just check the full terms and conditions on 365 in the future if you have worries.
>>67121447
Then talk about some bets and give some tips then you boring cunt.
>>67121488
But you will need to have the 50 in your account, its not like paddypower where it gives you free bet tokens.
>>67121459
hilarious
so how do you know he isnt starting?
Fuck sake went away for my dinner and the Inverness u20 odds have been absolutely S M A S H E D
Worth keeping an eye on the rball though, Hamilton have a very young team including a 15y/o in goals
>>67121511
>wah wah please spoonfeed me
Take down that refugees welcome poster, stop voting Labour and please read a book then have sex. Pathetic.
>>67121487
>>67121318
Kompany is in all the projected line ups and they haven't officially released it yet. Is this bad advice or do you have source?
Who are we betting on for FGS? They removed Toure already, so would the next logical option be someone like Caballero who just won't come on the pitch so you get a refund?
>>67121416
Slug
>>67121507
>>67121512
Cheers.
Fuck it, I'll just bet Man City or Draw & Real Madrid on In-Play.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTCfQ6Bb8QE
Might take No FGS for my free bet tbqh lads
>>67121537
do you even read info? theres like 10 of us on this already and we're all laughing at you
>>67121517
No idea if this is bet mafia or actually decent knowledge
>>67121488
>Nowhere in that guide does it answer my question.
>1) Pre-match bet is anytime before kick off even if the match has moved to the in-play section
>2) In-play bet is any time after the match has kicked off
>3) You will need to fund both bets meaning you need a minimum of £100 in your account to fully utilise the offer. Sometimes they will void the pre-match bet very quickly after kick off if the player is not on the pitch or the bench but there are no guarantees so have your money ready.
Maybe you should actually read something before deciding it doesn't help you.
>>67121571
I dont understand what you mean? Do you have a source though?
>>67121537
Just some journo on Twitter says he seen the starting XI and he's not in. Probably worth the risk though
>>67121531
I've already given some tips and help to people, youre a waste, man
>>67121600
I already know the answer now, but that does not answer my question. Nowhere does it say how to utilize the offer.
For fuck sake can you keep the in-play £50 talk to a different thread?
If you're not smart enough to work out a +ev way of using the bet then get to fuck.
whoever gave that al hadd bet you ledge.
90 profit in my pocket for some beers
>>67121579
>odds drop from 3.5 to 1.9 based on nothing
Christ why don't you just look it up yourself and find out instead of being spoonfed everything
>>67121633
Use your fucking brain.
Can we be a bit more positive? Everyone sounds really bitter in here..
>>67121653
Fuck off u lttl rat
>>67121653
Thats the Vautour backers.
>>67121652
It was a rather simple question and you linked me to the FAQ (which did not contain the question), instead of answering the question. How about you use your fucking brain.
>>67121633
Oh I see well then
>6) Read the terms and conditions. Even if you feel this guide has answered everything you want to know it is still worth reading and not terribly long.
http://extra.bet365.com/promotions/en/soccer/champions-league-in-play-bet-offer
And it tells you in there.
So I tell you once more, please read and stop asking stupid questions.
>>67121579
Not hard to find yourself is it?
>>67121691
I'd say he's trolling, man
>>67121672
oh look another overly aggressive brit
hEllo /BET/
WHats' the bet for the bet three six five offer tonite
>>67121710
Thats what I'm thinking
>>67121710
Oh look, another mug.
Leaving the thread until 1am when I'll be back for some banter.
>>67121691
So basically instead of just saying "yes". You linked me to a FAQ not containing the answer just to be a smart-ass and now you tell me to read through the entire terms and conditions. It's rather obvious that the answer would be contained within, but those things take a while to read through (hence why I asked). So again, all you could have said was "yes", but you had to be a smart-ass and you even failed at that.
>>67121710
Its just a /bet/ meme lad
>>67121744
fuck off you clueless student MONG
>>67121710
That's because everyone's retarded despite 365 having this offer 50 times in the past. I blame you for starting this shit thread, ya fat yankee twat.
>>67121758
shhhh
>>67121710
nibs
>>67121733
But I can't click on that link? Either answer my question or go walk into traffic, you peice of shit bitch
Who FGS aguero-kun with their free bet?
>>67121744
>>67120255
>>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
>>http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>8) Anybody giving this the "tl;dr" but still asking questions should be ignored as an obvious troll or retard and either way no point in giving them what they want or responding to them. Just keep linking them to this or ignore them.
>>67121773
Poor comeback, inbred cunt. Next time don't fucking it up, if you're gonna be a smart-ass.
>It's a Bet 365 In-Play Offer thread.
>>67121808
I didn't ask for a tl;dr of the FAQ. I read the FAQ and it didn't answer my question, hence why I asked instead of reading through the ToS. Try again, bitch.
Heereveen DNB/DC - 1.9/1.5
Need 1 point to become champions of their poule.
Should just have a containment thread whenever theres a bet365 offer
111111111111111111
>>67121517
111111111
>>67121809
PLEASE have sex
>>67121833
The FAQ told you to read the ToS because neither are actually very long and will answer all your questions.
I don't remember any 365 offer thread as bad as this one
Absolute state this
>>67121866
That's irrelevant. You keep going in circles.
Absolute Swedish meatball. Seems we've swapped the Swede with the big role for the Swede with the small brain. Dire.
>>67121834
1-1
>>67121889
>The guide doesn't answer my question
>Actually yes it does if you read all of it and the terms and conditions as it tells you to do
>That's irrelevant
>>67121834
>>67121517
should have tipped in tt
>>67121963
TT guy here, sorry I didnt see them in the sea of greasy sixth formers
>>67121931
Thanks m8. Scored seconds after I got on
>>67121976
also I wanted to have an rball punt on WSG Wattens but line smashed
>>67121963
Don't speak too soon lad. Hamilton aren't out this yet and just missed a pen
>>67121994
got 100 on -1 @ 2
>>67121976
On a scale of 1-10 how shrewd would you rate yourself?
>>67121951
Mate, fucking give it up already. I asked because it was not in the FAQ and I didn't want to read through the ToS (not the FAQ) for a simple question that could be answered in two to three letters.
>"R-r-r-read the FAQ r-r-retard"
>It's not in the FAQ
>repeat 2-3 times
>"b-b-but the ToS"
>>67121644
Same, I didn't believe it at first, but I got on anyway. I'm that thirsty for /bet/ dick.
>According to @radiomarca Cristiano Ronaldo is not starting tonight
SCENES
C
E
N
E
S
>>67122044
can confirm tweet is real, no idea if the info is correct though
>>67122044
FGS RONALDO
>>67122032
>is it automatic?
>>67121600
3. You will need to fund both bets
Does this not answer your question?
>>67122021
I just repost /bet/s tips senpai, doesn't take much shrewdness aside from judging stake sizes
>>67122044
might as well put it on pmsl, even if he is playing he probably scores first anyway desu
>>67121421
if you're still going on, yes it is 'automatic'. pls go now, swede with small rolle
Absolute SCENES if Inverness O1.5 team goals doesn't come in
>>67122100
Do you not post any of your own bets though lad?
>>67122089
Someone immediately gave me the answer, but that would not have answered my question. Completely unrelated answer.
>>67122100
I know it is because someone answered right away but you decided to be a smart-ass, kept replying and trying to defend your actions (even though what you posted did not answer my question).
>>67122133
OUT
>>67122133
Why are you even here, are you just here to get nibs or what?
>>67122133
Just stop responding.
>>67122133
you're scum, no one wants you here
>>67122133
>you
The funny thing is you assume one poster is having a go at you. It is at least 3 different people
Mate you're in the wrong, just accept it and next time put some effort in rather than asking stupid questions you can easily find the answer to.
>>67122044
>marca
probably another madridista scheme
>>67122177
No man, is official now
>>67122133
Im not even the same person, Swede. I thought you still didn't know what was going on, so I tried to help out. Strange, small rolle'd little man.
>pmsl nibs
>>67122116
only if I post them here first, gotta let my /bet/ family get on before Muhammad_Ali smashes our lines
Al hadd are 6-2. goooood tip /bet/. made 3 figure (140).
who keeps posting these tips? was a winner similar style post yesterday in the thread, non of these bets are on tt though?
222222222222222222222
CAERAU 11111111
>>67122186
Is he not starting or not playing?
solid tip on wattens, can already cash out for 85 profit, might just hold out for that 100 profit. free money everywhere today aye
>>67122007
>>67122206
nice one lid, wish I TT'd it before line got smashed and UnderDogs picked up on it, but it was rball shite so w/e
>>67122194
I didnt see the tip under the waves of small-roll-Swede posts
>>67122159
How am I in the wrong when the original person kept linking me to something that did not give me the answer? After the answer itself did not matter.
>>67122148
Likely the same reasons you are here.
>>67122144
Please no thai kicku.
T H R E E
3 3 3 3 3
Overs really should've been a bet too
man shitty odds DROPPING
>0-0 down to @10
SEETHING
>>67122309
put no fgs for @12
rookie
#MCFC: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Kompany, Clichy, Fernando, Fernandinho, Navas, De Bruyne, Silva, Aguero
GET ON DEMI FGS NOW
DEMICHELIS IS MISSING
Quick!!!! FGS
hey /bet/
I want to get into premiership football gambling where would I start?
>>67122341
>I want to get into premiership football gambling
Don't
>they arent already on Toure from the other day
pmsl
>>67122244
>something that did not give me the answer?
We've been over this
>implying kompany won't be sent off in the first 10 minutes
>>67122341
ENJOYABLE trade on the Man C game, that drift
Just realized I placed one of my bets on the wrong team. How the fuck does this even happen? ; ;
>>67122403
Demi's not even on the bench retard
Someone TT over 7 goals, surely at least 2 more
>>67122403
pls be troll
No Ronaldo either, it seems.From the MCFC twitter:
Real Madrid XI: Keylor Navas, Carvajal, Pepe, Sergio Ramos, Marcelo, Casemiro, Kroos, Modric, Bale, Lucas Vázquez, Benzema #cityvreal
no ronaldo tonight lads
>>67122437
Wattens?
https://twitter.com/philousports/status/725016348804403201
EVERYBODY LUMP CASH ON SHITTY
RONNIE OUT I REPEAT RONNIE OUT
Anyone else alot more confident about lumping their free in-play on u0.5 now?
>>67122492
done, 140 on city @ 2.62
So if I had a bet on Ronaldo to score and they void it do I still get my free bet?
>>67122492
>/bet/ mafia has now taken over Real Madrid's official twitter
Do they hold nothing sacred?
>>67122518
Have sex
Haha, nah I don't really gamble, Anon. Sometimes I'll put an accumulator on the weekends, a bit more cash for getting the mandy in, tap tap boom ;). Anyway, it's a beautiful day outside, why don't you get off your phone for once and we'll go into town and speak to some girls. It'll give you a break from watching all that silly football.
>>67122541
>girls
Sure
>Kompany won't start
>/bet/ mongs
>>67122579
>mongs
Mafia m8
>>67122579
>falling for the kompany meme
>All these greasy sixth formers invading the thread
>>67122579
>You are now aware that was intentional misleading
And I don't mean in the "H-ha /bet/ m-mafia!" kind of way I mean literally intentional misleading. If you actually fell for it you deserve to lose your money.
>inb4 Kompany actually scores first and mongs are UAC
>>67122541
>it's a beautiful day outside
But it's horrible weather you cunt
>Ronaldo still there
>>67122606
This is honestly the worst I have ever seen it.
>implying Ronaldo offers Madrid anything but a player that can't defend.
Lumping on Real now, Bale will tear Man City apart.
>>67122614
Don't think anyone actually fell for that desu
>>67122667
Have sex please.
ez win for city, all-in
first time back on /bet/ since the times of _lazarus_ etc.
where did it all go wrong
So what's the city handicap? Feeling -1.25 so much
I think the please have sex gimmick needs to disappear, particularly as some mandrama watching danger keeps using it elsewhere
you guys are dicks... first and last time reading this thread
what can i do to cover this?
>>67122761
You can inspect element
>>67122750
_p
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>>67122761
Pmsl cash it out you mong and place it on o0.5g
>>67122750
I think you need to have sex.
>>67122761
PMSL
>>67122794
What were you even attempting here?
caerau 3:0 in 30 minutes. why were they @2.0 again?
>Push the like button if you fucking love freerollers. Last 4 bets have been freerollers. I for one love freerolling. The feeling of not being able to lose but win Shitload on the same time is great!
>>67122761
This wins desu
Don't tell Euan
Man City o1 FH
zidane always blows this early
The post-match "WHERES MUH £50" Is going to be unbearable tonight lads.
>>67122861
>>67122824
I'm sure an Icelandic proxy will be here getting all sorts of butthurt any minute now
>>67122824
What's freeloading?
>>67122861
What's freerolling?
>>67122861
>>67122824
betkiiings
0%
an hour ago
We have some Bet365 accounts for sale contact us in PM!
Raufoss slags are a large stake, Elverum lost a ton of players and have a dire team out so it isn't just a pixel punt
>Write note to place a bet on Liefering 45 minutes ago
>Place bet on Kapfenberg
>Don't even notice until Liefering score
I.. I just don't know anymore. I have the focus of a retarded kid with ADHD
>>67122916
>Gas jews
>Complain about being unable to make money
>>67122908
Not sure but I think its when some horrible cunt does a rolling accy but cashs out his stake after whatever bet number and they then believe they are "freerolling" and that if the bet loses it has cost them nothing. Stupid attitude of course.
>>67122915
Nice, on!
>>67122948
>>67122915
shit odds, you dont know shit the bookies dont
>>67123011
have sex
>>67123011
Please have sex, you pathetic little greasy sixth former. Come back in 35 minutes and pass your pointless judgements on something more to your expertise, tears!
WHEN ARE THEY VOIDING THE BET, /bet/?.
YOU SAID THEYD VOID IT. WHY ISNT IT VOIDED YET?
>>67122723
post taiwan league tips
>>67123039
Hey Euan
>>67123039
Have a (You)
Now no one respond
>307 posts
307 posts of pure drivel.
Honestly, worst thread in /bet/ existence, tears.
might reback Madrid -1
>>67121318
>>67121537
>>67121571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc
This is what I hate about bet.
>Ask questions
>Get shitposted
Everyone thinks they are shrewd and nobody tries to act like a community to one another.
Example of the cycle continuing >>67122605
What really took the cake was when those brits showed they didn't know how fractions worked.
>>67123101
i hope youre not serious
>>67123105
>nobody tries to act like a community to one another
Did the Wattens well dry up?
[worry intensifies]
Finished betting if there's no 2nd half goals.
>>67123119
Very, had a medium on @4
>>67123105
Fuck off ireland u lttl rat, callin trade-in standard rite now to get your greasy 365 limited.
>>67123151
>standard
doing it wrong m8
>>67123137
did you not cash out at 1-2? thats what the tip said no?
made 85 cash money no cheque
>>67123105
maybe we'll act like a 'community' again when this shite edition dies
First 5 to follow get a personal tip from the King himself #Kingsalute
Selkirk - Vale Of Leithen in play on Bet365, Selkirk only started with ten men as car carrying players broken down down odds havn't changed
Has anyone seen Frog since he lost 700?
Think maybe suicide.
>>67123105
Upvoted
>>67123201
Nice source friend.
>>67123201
50 on @ 3.1, thanks friendo
>>67123105
The Kompany thing was probably posted in retaliating to utter mongs looking to be spoonfed every last thing which is just extremely tedious now. Yaya, Demi and Ronaldo all posted as possible FGS
>>67123233
pmsl
>>67123210
He's on shift today, been servin McNuggets to french-algerians all afternoon while trying to get his greasy vegan hands on whatever Italy game is in-play.
>>67123210
He's working double shifts now, burgers won't flip themselves
:^)
Next thread is a brits out thread
>>67123233
>>67123223
Kenny Patterson told me
Just put greasy 10NOKs on under 1,5 fouls against ronaldo pmsl can't wait for unibet to never settle it.
>>67123249
>>67123251
pmsl and now i want nuggets as well
come on norrkoping!!! why the fuck not take the penalty before you let the game get disrupted!! I need your goal come on
>>67123271
is he shrewd
>>67123269
r/soccerbetting is probably more your place desu
>No Ronald
>Best City team seen all year
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SLUGS LAUGHED AT ME FOR BETTING CITY SW
>no one getting the Selkirk-Vale reference
This place is dead to me
>>67123381
I got it I just didnt feel the need to reply.
Reminder there are still people in here with the belief "You can't profit on mainstream" Imagine being so clueless as to believe that. Enjoy your £5 lays, kiddos.
>>67123381
I actually got it lad dw
>>67123381
>pointing out references
Go. Your reddit people need you
>>67123381
we're here anon, I was just >nibs ing
>>67123399
too obvious pal
How do AH work in risk free in-play? Do they refund the stake that is lost?
thanks norrkoping
>>67123381
What
have I just been meme'd
>>67123431
Please go study for your sociology exam tomorrow, you mouth-breathing, fedora-tipping, greasy little potato-picking sorry excuse for a man.
>>67123440
Fuck off ffs. Just please go AWAY. Go to reddit or blogabet or Tipstertube or ANYWHERE. Just LEAVE this fucking thread.
NO ONE gives a shit about your greasy fivers you want to bet on Man City. Literally have sex then kill yourself.
>>67123470
Going LARGE on City SW, just heard the pilot taking Real to the Etihad landed at a different airport and Real are sending out their under 19s instead, odds have not moved pmsl
>>67123470
What is Blogabet? Does it have a FAQ for my question?
>>67123440
You only keep the profit AFAIK, so that's voided and 25 europoors or 50 poons deducted from the voided bet, landing you on a sweet 0.
>>67123439
Man City were 3.25 on 365, 11 days ago, when the market opened. They are now 2.63. Would you contest that 3.25 was value?
It may take a bit more actual KNOWLEDGE (rather than sucking off Euan and punting your £25 plumbing money) to profit on mainstream but the rewards are way greater.
>being 70 minutes late to the bet
Pmsl
EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN EUAN
So why didn't /bet/ ITKs tell us about Ronaldo missing this game?
>>67123545
>implying you had KNOWLEDGE Ronaldo would be injured 11 days ago
NEED ARP to call out Euan saying he wonders where he got the idea for that bet from
Need a win here Euan. PLEASE dont let me down. Too much on.
PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL PMSL
PMSL at Euan
Down insane. Thanks Euan.
Euan such a fraud
GIGGLING
SCHOOL GIRL
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
PMSL such a fraud
pmsl at Euan's oompa loompas thinking they're any different from penny punting A level students
Oh euan
>>67123584
we knew at least 1 hour ago
>>67123585
>implying I didnt
Euan E X P O S E D
Fucking TEARS @ Euan.
>0.0 @ 2
LUMPING on
Euan.
Tip Inverness 0.0 RIGHT NOW. It doesnt lose.
Trust me. DO IT.
new to bet, who is euan?
>>67123752
pmsl
>>67123752
your worst nightmare pal
>>67123720
And btw, I'm fairly certain I posted yesterday that Ronaldo wasn't going to start and that Benzema was confirmed
Fucking hell he had to jinx it
>>67123752
Euan is to /bet/ as the Pope is to catholics.
>>67123752
He'll tell you himself. Watch him pop out
>>67123752
Just another pseudo nobody
got in on city while they were still @ 2.90
feels good lads
anyone got a stream for the man v real match?
>>67123752
(You) an.
>>67123699
Talking big sense here. All these pseudo's thinking they are billy big bollocks because they get spoonfed from TT and use their student loan as their roll.
Newsflash, lids. You are probably LESS shrewd than mug twitter tipsters posting their doubles and trebles. At least they are looking into their own bets. What do you do? Skip lectures so you can sit on your computer, fingers twitching for another man to tell you what to do with your money.
Then you have the cheek to complain when it doesn't go your own way.
>>67123789
Can't wait to see Halal win without Ronaldo
>>67123811
navixsport com/sport.php?id=1894
>>67123823
This. The vast increase in discussion about TT tipsters is worrying.
>>67123837
cruel t bh
>>67123823
I make 2k a month being spoonfed by PGA, why do anything myself?
Damn, Truro went from 1.73 to 3.25 already
>no james
why is Zidane such a stubborn faggot?
>>67123952
Keep telling yourself that. No way do you actually make money off of Mackers' 365 only specials in which the odds go in seconds, unless you have never been limited (in which you have a big storm coming) or you sit on your phone all day, every day. In which you would make more money doing pretty much anything else apart from sleeping.
>>67124045
What a ridiculous post.
praying for madrid 2-0
>>67124074
Two figure average staker detected.
>>67124024
hamez is awful on defense
>>67124074
He's right though. Better stay glued to TT before you miss another Bird or Euan tip pmsl
better get your filthy fivers on u1.5
>>67124099
>hamez
>>67124144
pmsl
>>67123745
Nice one.
>americlap
>>67124122
There's not a single accurate point in that post.
FUCKING SLUGS I TOLD YOU MAN CITY WOULD WIN
How are City and Madrid looking?
> removing all followers now and going private. if you ant to follow from now on its £10 per month. good luck every body. message me if you want in the private group
YOU CALLED ME INSANE
>Selkirk winning
zzz pmsl bet mafia hup nibs etc
>>67124286
You're the type of guy to look through every lower league/ womens game on the schedule so you can ask Mackers if he is betting on it to validate the loss of the £25 you earned from your day on the tills. PMSL.
>>67124297
All midfield play at the moment lid
>>67124378
>looking at games myself
pmsl no
>>67124378
Pmsl
Cheeky on DeBruyne to score, eh lads?
Bet on KdB to score anytime.
>>67124295
> man city
> beating any competent team
'Due to unusually high levels of activity, this information is temporarily unavailable. For details of your unsettled bets, go to the My Bets section of your Bet Slip. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience caused.'
wtf is this shit m8s?
>>67124486
>>67124487
>he's not on o0.5 shots on target with unibet
>>67124503
PMSL TEARS
cl SO dull.
TT guy please tip Bray -0.25 with 365 prices, big value.
>>67124599
>red card seconds after posting
j-just joking
Told you guys it was gonna finish 0-0.
TEARS if you never put your £50 on it!
>>67124552
Thanks for the help you cunt!
>>67124639
>>67124599
+0.75 still looks value compared to asia
Where's my £50 lads?
>pepe shaking the refs hand after receiving a card
>>67124867
It's called brown nosing, William.
>>67124170
seriously pmsl? gonna be up so much. laying o3.5 with thousandathousands and thousands
such a shit game
When do I get my £50 back
This is the worst game I've watched in months, and I've watched BBVA religiously
Who /0-0/ here?
CANT STOP LOSING BETS
0-0 guy how much is cash out?
>>67125233
I already go mine before the game.
>hes not on Modric FGS
>Get on Whitehawk @3.25 before they drop to 2.1
>Think I'm getting great value
>Whitehawk gets a red 30 minutes in
Just the usual BS
>>67125435
shitehawk
>>67125435
You did get good value mate. Don't be results orientated. Keep placing bets like that and in 6 months time you will have a much bigger bankroll than you do now.
Good luck :)
>>67120439
>>67120439
>>67120439
I HOPE YOU ALL GOT ON THIS!
Can Wolfsburg kids get 10?
>>67125340
£120 if youre on @9
>>67125716
not if I bet on it
Putting 1k on Leicester to win the Champions League. This quality is abysmal.
rangers is a valuebet
>>67125763
They already did about 2 seconds after I posted
>>67125764
fantastic meme friend how did you think of it?
King Kurt surreal
he reccomends re-backing Birkirkara LARGE
>>67125849
Meme? I'm serious. Just calling Paddy Power in Glasgow now to get the odds.
>>67125903
No he doesn't
>>67125906
zzzzz
Don't really know what to do with my 50 lads, any suggestions?
>>67126000
madrid -1 euro @11
TSV Havelse - Wolfsburg u19 11 goals friends. Wish I'd paid attention to that and not shitty vs real snooze.
>>67126000
have sex
>>67125906
Paddy Power is Irish m8, not Scottish.
>>67126000
3-2 Real at 126.0
>>67126117
No shit, it's my local.
betting in general is surreal lads
SEREC Guarani surreal
BAYOL
>>67126000
Bet on the opposite side.
>Still haven't placed in play bet
Wonder how many redditors got on o0.5 as their "guarantee" and are now sweating.
Who needs to score more badly? Madrid or City?
KING KURT SURREAL
>not going under 0.5
>>67126586
I almost did, but went MC/Draw & RM instead. Might have dodged a bullet?
>>67126606
City, Real can rape them at home.
>>67126577
Don't forget Canada anon taught us all major sports are rigged. Wait till about 85 mins then get on over 0.5, they'll fix for a late goal for the sake of drama.
madrid pls
Cashed out my u0.5 now. If I may without being nibs: what happens to the FGS (who's not playing) bet if it goes 0-0?
>>67126851
How much did you cash out for?
>>67126577
Same was waiting for someone to score then bet on the other to team to score next. Just going to do the corner thing now
>>67126901
50ish europoors I think.
>>67126931
What's the corner thing?
>>67126978
I just wait until 85 minute then bet on an exact corner, usually just one more.
it ends 0-0 doesn't it?
ffs
What happened to the /bet/ team Truro btw? No one following em? Playing Whitehawk, got a bunch of cards dealt, Whitehawk playing with 10. Mite b cool with a cheeky 5 at 0 AH Truro.
>>67127305
Really hope not. Do not want under 0.5 mongs to get paid.
>>67127344
whats wrong with under 0.5?
>>67127344
>Being this spiteful against people who are better than you
wew lid
Just need KdB or Bale to score and I'm up INSANE.
Would be great with a shitty goal, would have to be some action in Madrid then.
>>67127442
>better
top kek
How well has that system worked for you every other offer? Must be up sums by now right? Maybe even £50!
>>67127504
You can't lose with the Bet365 offer. I've won 3 times now, each time around 500-800 quid.
>>67127547
>500-800 quid.
Eh? On lotto final score bets or what?
>>67127547
>being this proud of making pennies
I bet you tell the other sixth formers how to 'exploit' the offer PMSL
fortunately you're probably broke and down from other mainstream shite
>>67126054
InPlay2g posted it.
>>67127547
>Things that haven't happened
At least not backing over 0.5 and under 0.5
Test
>>67127585
No, just on 0-0. Most of the games that are on this offer have 0-0 odds of between @10 - @13. £50 on this brings a lot of cash back.
>>67127602
Why are you so bitter?
>>67127669
Bretty smrt, god knows I've blown free bets on LOL NO GOALS LOL snooze fests.
>>67127669
give me a straight honest answer, are you in sixth form?
>>67127669
>All games which there are offers for are snooze fests
such a dry game
>>67120439
YOU BETTER HAVE FUCKING GOT ON THIS YOU PLEBS.
>>67127761
Agreed Ian
boring game.. atleast we get £50 refund back, what you betting on lads?
>>67127162
BASED £90, not as nice as >>67127813 though grats
>>67127669
Genuinely cannot remember one time this offer has produced a 0-0 before today. Chatting shit m8, Might've happened once and I'm forgetting it but certainly has happened very rarely if ever.
Bookies feasting and going on holiday thanks to mainstream mugs
>>67127813
Got on it, hate betting on goalless draws though, makes me sweat more than bird's tips
>>67127825
at least you get easy access to gold top milk.
:^)
Gambling too easy zzzz, yaya refund too.
>>67127761
we need a normal semi-shrewd /bet/ for people like me and you, and an /offerbet/ for greasy penny punting r/soccerbetting teens like >>67119042, >>67119635, >>67120439 etc. Not too worried though, they'll be gone after this thread and never profit in the long run
>>67127905
>60GPB
>two icelandic BBall games
>no bird tips
did last nights loss break his heart?
>>67127906
Yeah cos it worked so well with /wcbet/
I implore you not to have this horrible lengthy discussion about things that won't even fix /bet/ or that you just won't do. That discussion is always just as bad.
Its over now, just forget about it and carry on with your lives.
i did a bet i did
>>67127906
You sound like the most unlikable cunt.
When will my refund come in? Game has finished.
Did something go wrong?
>>67128019
this
>>67128019
Took them 3hours last time for me...
Got chinese on the way and realised the refund wont come in for an hour or two pmsl, gonna be v awkward.
>>67127899
Don't even have that here. This is where its at
>>67127975
you're right desu, just being around plebs drives my autism through the roof. Genuinely dread these offers just because it ruins my comfy /bet/ thread
>>67128009
>being Australian
>>67128062
mate ive already got the pizza delivery boy sat on my sofa waiting for the refund to come in so I can pay him, he wont even fucking let me eat it either
>>67127906
>You are now aware that at least half of the people chatting about and asking about the offer are trolls
Moving threads won't help, they'll still come in and ask just to be trolls. And I guarantee the janis/mods won't like it either.
>>67128063
fuck that shit. full fat or bust. nice and creamy senpai.
>>67128063
>he thinks Jersey is better than Holstein Friesian milk
T E A R S
>>67128125
pic
>>67127906
>*slurp slurp* Please notice me Euan please!
Pmsl so pathetic, following Bird and Mackers and typing in different teams into twitter doesn't make you shrewd. Please go study for your sociology AS exams, you horrible little virgin.
when does the refund come in? was on kompany fgs its void cause there was no scorer right?
>>67128019
2 weeks. You have to send their office a letter first.
>>67128171
pmsl please leave
>>67128189
>Responding to obvious trolls
>>67128189
will do when my refund comes in, do you know how long it normally takes?
Joe is laughing at all you little pseudo cretins thinking you're shrewd just because you know slightly more than people who bet on CL
>>67128135
i would be a hipster traitor if I didnt
PMSL 3rd time today that my team concedes in ET. Fucking ridiculous.
>>67128251
Pmsl nibs
>>67128251
T4tw please just serve your ban before you get your ban extended for evasion
>>67128228
Joe needs to have sex, still a virgin last I heard.
>>67128333
>>67128333
>>67128333
n------e--w
Lids I have the debt collectors round, I need to give them £50 for outstanding credits card payments. If I can't raise it by 11 they start taking my belongings. But I don't have much just some packet of crispa, I've had to offer my bet 365 account as payment.
>>67128344
fuck off you little freak
>>67128344
Don't go here
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