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euan
anyone else getting in on the man city vs madrid in play offer?
ex-polys sub edition
not the right link to the old thread and no link to the risk free offer guide
>>67095902
explain this image please
lumping on spartek belgrade
>>67095974
It's from the last /bet/ meet up from BT's grainy old phone, man makes thousands a month and won't buy a new one pmsl
OP is a useless cunt edition
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
>http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>Ado Den Haag 3 up
AbsolutelyRektPmsl should've just corrected it and tipped +0.75, would have been WORLD
Basketball king betting in
>>67095902
Quality night that
>>67095974
chris.goodland/videos/10205723011689924
what are some non-degenerate reasons to bet?
>>67096146
How is it degenerate in the first place?
>>67096146
Its a good casual past time plus Estonia has loads of decent bets you could spoonfeed us
inb4 >le fraudulent fungal man tip
ok, so i opened pinnacle to take the rest of my roll and go but instead, i smached a 1.56 odd randomly (apparently it was an UNDER 0.75 in a finnish game who just ended 0-0) and i just got 134 EU back.
going to bankroll something now to end it. stay tuned to fade me.
thinking about backing celta or tottenham -1
>>67096376
pmsl
its a club brugge fixed overs day
>>67096376
Can you paypal me 100 and just bet the 34, since it seems like you are betting to lose your money anyway?
>>67096376
reinvest it.
Can you really afford not to be on ADO RT9 corners @2?
KV Kortrijk outwright @7, mayhem. 40 on.
That's my banker for the day.
>>67096376
Literally works at mcdonalds for free
>>67096515
Tell me mate, how does one work at Mcdonalds for free
are spurs bookies trap?
>>67096545
you don't pay them to work there.
>>67096376
You wouldnt have lost 700 euro if you had just listened to me/us in the first place rather than thinking you are better than everyone. No sympathy. Hope you get fucked up for it desu
>>67096504
up by one already.
banker of the day, free money, spitting coins.
>>67096592
what? You bet on them to win the league?
>>67096614
fulltime result, got 6/1 at start of match.
recent results against them, hence odds, but lineups are completely changed today for both sides and good potential from the kv striker. already settled one in, hoping for two more to solidify lead.
>>67096553
There is no such thing as a "bookies trap"
What was the username of that guy stealing tips from here and tt and posting on twitter?
Has Lux copied mushroom again?
>>67096665
22222222222
Took +1 handis just now after the second goal
>>67096665
>>67096614
just in, theyre 2 up.
scandalous money making here today. expecting 2-4 in second half
>>67096690
Wish I took you seriously and put more than £30 on
>>67096589
You would be making more profit if you just listened to us/AbsolutelyRektPmsl tips rather than thinking you are better than everyone. No sympathy. Hope you get fucked up for it desu
>>67096667
twitter.com/PST_FREE/ and Big Papa Tips was his username
>>67096720
It's hard to take someone seriously when they use fractional odds and say things like "banker of the day" tbf.
>>67096734
>Better research, better tips. Fan of dodgy leagues. Stupidly good +25% rate of interest; look at spreadsheet. Not affiliated with any bookies (or Papa John).
>rate of interest
Absolutely pml here
>>67096681
Yep without fail Mushroom will tip a u21 game first and Lux will copy
>>67096734
>user doesnt exist
PMSL
I got on the Mushroom tip but marked it as a L already because he's proven to be a fucking FRAUD lately.
>>67096780
>>>>>>rate of interest
WEW LAD
>>67096726
Exceptional post.
>>67096805
You can cashout for a profit already lid. Price got smashed
>>67096821
>cashout
KEK
I want to lose the bet then call him a F R A U D for a few hours.
>>67096821
>cashing out
i shiggy diggy do
M U S H R O O M P M S L
mushroom SUCH a fraud. No idea why people still bother. PML
>>67096840
>>67096847
Oh how you two must wish you listened now
>>67096376
it's done
374 on tottenham -1.5
gonna be better than what i would've got if milan didn't got fucked by the ref.
luxton fucking dire
>>67096888
Kill yourself friendo.
>>67096880
???????
>I want to lose the bet then call him a F R A U D
He's a fucking fraud pal.
>>67096888
>no slip on this one
>Kortrijk
can already see how this one's going pmsl
>>67096930
Don't really know why someone would want to lose money desu. Why not just not place the bet and call him a F R A U D when it loses?
>>67096981
Knew I shouldnt have listened to a redditor, only myself to blame.
>>67096981
>not betting on gents @10 for halftime/fulltime win
kek
WBA +2.5
>>67096376
>bad luck frog thinking about backing celta or tottenham -1
>I have bets on those games
>PANIC
Please don't do it, unless Bizarro-Niemcy also does it, then I think you'll cancel each other out.
I put 10 on kortrijk for race to 7 corners at 17.
they got 1 at the moment, good bet or no?
Shaping up to be an even worse thread than the last, how is this even possible? Is it because school is over for the day?
>>67096941
i booked it on my phone
the asian version having problems.
>>67097072
i don't believe in fairy tales.
>>67097112
why don't you add something to it rather than complaining like a bitch then?
absolute goober
Down insane.
This is it, I'm throwing down my last $100 after a bad losing streak
r8 my potentially last line up
P: Rick Porcello
C: Kurt Suzuki
1B: Mike Napoli
2B: Jason Kipnis
3B: Manny Machado
SS: J.J. Hardy
OF: Starling Marte
OF: Seth Smith
OF: Carlos Gonzalez
I was thinking of sneaking in one of the Red Sox to take advantage of >teheran but I can't figure where, maybe Holt in the OF and play with the money saved somewhere else
>>67097126
Please go revise for your sociology AS level exams, you insufferable little greasy penny punter.
>>67097112
>537
>>67097185
Think you might be in the wrong thread.
But anyway.
Shit pitcher
Old
Old and over rated
Shit
Over rated
Old and over rated
Okay
Okay
Shit.
>>67097186
better than spending the day hitting f5 on TT and pretending to know anything about gambling.
muh asian handicap, only take odds of evens.
wew
>>67097221
Have sex you fucking freak.
>>67097072
Not on it. Haven't lost in a while either.
![IMG_20160425_195832057[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YgB4DH9.jpg "IMG_20160425_195832057[1].jpg")
>>67096589
got shit to do pal. no time to lurk somalian third division shemale football leagues.
< see pic related. i would rather spend my time on shit that is worth something
unlike y'all betting with your mothers money from her basement, i work hard for mine, and study in the first ranked university in france.
also
>thinking i need/want your sympathy
kek
>>67097277
you work for free at mcdonalds m8
>>67097277
PMSL
>>67097288
no i don't.
i'm betting with the sums the french gov gives to students who work part time.
>>67097277
>doesn't study stem
>tries to defend his life choices
>>67096734
I think the account was deleted (not just username changed). He must be really scared of the /bet/ mafia.
If you come back, I will find you, and I will destroy you.
>>67097277
I'm betting my own money that I made from working then betting in a flat I can afford to pay the rent on with the money I make betting.
>>67097277
>not having time to do both
I'm getting As at a university ranked higher than yours and STILL making bank off underdeveloped Icelandic teenaged girls kicking a ball about. Manage your time better.
I hope you've all got money on Man Utd u21s
>>67097330
i'll be a kernel programmer+sysadmin and RHCE certified.
that's 70k for juniors pal. enjoy your -EV life decisions.
>>67096224
>past time
>>67097375
Was stupid backing them today, they've won the league already. They're playing for fitness.
>>67097277
>top ranked University in France
giggling
>>67097277
How do I reduce stress in my life pal?
>>67097418
realise that your bets won't come in, before they finish.
that way if they win you are happy and if they lose you are not upset because you already foresaw them losing and came to terms with this eventually, before the bet ran its course
namasteee
>>67097370
you don't work part time !
i don't even have weekends, 5 days of work and two days studying. gonna study some UEs on my own, i couldn't attend because i was busy selling fat fucks carcerogenic corpses.
>>67097418
that's not why a bought it pal. i need sapolsky's publishing on neurology to work on my theory on religion.
>>67097480
Do you have some sort of personality disorder or ASD or something m8?
>>67097480
Please fuck off and have SEX with a 2/10 hairy French Algerian.
So down I genuinely can't feel my legs. Hate Jong so much.
This frog is such a character. Giggling like a little girl.
Frog protection?
>>67097556
large basketball tip when
Anyone know where I can find archived odds for the J3-League?
>>67097556
Must be nice to not be the only laughing stock in /bet/
How shit is gambling
>>67097605
Shit
>>67097570
I have a LARGE inplay currently friend.
Hello, where are the Tel Aviv goals?
>>67097605
Depends if you're winning or losing
>>67097499
>the normies can't into science/philosophy
not surprised dude.
>>67097590
Penny punting acca bettor, spotty faced, leftie student please.
who's making basketball cheddar today?
a-b-w
always-be-winning
spurs clean sheet
https://youtu.be/u6FAHqN-4kk
>>67097691
Didn't all your picks last night lose?
>>67097660
Not on bet365 zzzzzzzzzzzz
Not basketball zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67097707
net 560 profit for the day
8/12 came in
abw mate
>>67097669
>betting on jews
kek
>>67097185
>Kurt Suzuki
Are you playing fantasy golf? Because coming from a Twins fan, you're gonna get a nice 0-4 out of him
>>67097691
>60
Why fake a slip and get it so so wrong?
>>67096734
This is why I don't tip any more. Too many leeches/nigs stealing tips and making money off me. Feel SUPER dirty
>>67097691
It's not looking too good mate is it
Why aren't you following THE BAD MAN TIPSTER /bet/????
>>67097691
>60
No zeros after?
Mug
>>67097691
F R A U D U L E N T
>>67097792
>people dont think 40/1 11-folds win
>proceed to do them anyway but over a longer period of time and think it is a great way to make money
>>67097842
That's not what he's doing though is it lad
>>67097865
That's exactly what it is. It's just spread out over 11 bet slips instead of 1
People who doubted Kortrij, kek.
1-3 to us, on for the 2-4 predicted earlier.
GOLDEN GAMBLES
>>67097886
yeah but you reinvest the winning so its compounded.
you get a bigger return than if your 11 accy comes in because youre reinvesting winnings from each stage
do u even gamble?
>>67097896
Kortrij red
>>67097913
I hope you aren't being serious
>>67097842
>>67097886
That's assuming you don't take your stake out at some point. Which is dumb.
>>67097941
probably less likely to see 2-4 now.
but still got 40 @ 7 on kortrij and at 1-3 be mad not to klingon
>>67097792
Some paid FB geezer?
>>67097913
Hope this is nibs.
>>67098053
At least half of the clueless posts in here are, its exactly why people posting nibs need to be banned.
>wait all day for that one match to bet on
>your team plays like dog shit and the game is boring to watch
zzzzz
>>67098138
>spread bets across many games
>more chances to see interesting match
some people are actually clueless lol
Scared ill be too late to get on spurs
>mushroom
pathetic
>>67098153
Well, there weren't too many interesting games today and I have a personal interest in seeing that one team win, otherwise I wouldn't care so much about the poor quality football they are playing.
>you now remember the Football Super Tipster
>>67098197
Thought when they took the lead it was safe ffs
I'm 0/3 following Mushroom and 0/3 following Bird
Looks like this is 3+ spurs
havent been on /bet/ all day, is everyone up? Down on this Mushroom tip, PRAYING that LordOfHandball actually wins a bet for once (on Valur ledium) or I'll have to call him a litl rat again
Mushroom is such a fucking fraud.
WBA actually looking decent, but dont bet on it
Smedium on Hawkins to qualify
>>67098401
Down from 100+ attacks, 0 goals games.
>LordOfHandball
Oof that streak.
Mushroom might actually be the biggest fraud tbqh
>>67098297
same, also 0/2 following ronburgundy
>>67098401
Down catastrophic
>>67098481
everytime you get a loss you should double your bet or increase your bet on next one
once you get a win you reduce bet to old level
this way you always cover losses
bookies laughing at ppl who dont know this
>>67098515
this.
foolproof tbqh, never had more than 3 losses in a row
What other FRAUDS have been exposed before? We need to make a list
>PST Free
>Jamboree
>wall-street (follow anyway because he posts made up lines from paid groups, but he also needs to be #exposed especially since he's actually trying to profit off it)
>>67098449
I stopped following for a while (actually paid when he was doing well and only got on the losing streak, pml) but he hasn't posted in ages and he actually gave reasoning for this one. Only going medium, no trust anymore
>>67098491
sorry to hear that anon :(
>>67098401
Down 3k pmsl
>>67098401
1/6 today. Down silly money
>>67096133
pmsl quality video
>>67098565
jong shite JC?
Another LARGE winner at my Blogabet.
Surreal.
Spurs score soon
>>67098644
And >mushroom. Was up nicely earlier too
2-3 on the kortji game.
like to give a big mention to all those in this thread that supported the bet, means a lot.
will give a shout on next match to reinvest winnings into
>>67098663
pls no
waiting for -1
>>67098660
Wow 12% yield
IR price gone too far
>>67098687
I don't even
Meant to be Spurs -0.5 FH like a true mug
lets see those bets on the spurs match aye
WHICH of you melts ruined and privatised the goffy account??
LEIPZIG 11111111
>>67098697
Lets see yours.
>>67098759
very nice, can hardly believe they give 21.00 on that. Too bad 365 is illegal here
>>67098783
It was Euan, i'm so angry about this
>>67098783
WTF, really enjoyed ripping on there and was happy with your results. Please have sex whoever did that
>>67098759
too bad for you la
>>67098783
Was inevitable some dickhead would ruin it
>>67098759
Poor lid.
TOTTENHAM
thank you jebus
one more
>>67098783
imaging ruining it without linking big al the thread first
>>67098783
it was me lol
>>67098832
>>67098827
>>67098864
its not gone yet lads, but we lost all of our followers and I have to think of a way to explain this to Big_Al without him thinking that we're insane. Might have to change the password desu
>changed description to le /b/ header
xD
zzzzz cheers TT for being a shit site
>>67098783
>i like being spoon fed
>>67098920
classic anon, so WISE
>>67098808
Absolutelyrektpmsl
Chelsea vs Leicester now priced in russia, they have Leicester on a HIGH +0.25. Can you believe that?!?
>>67098941
Just say you were hacked desu
what a fucking harsh day for orban.. booed for 1h straight because hes playing against his old club and then sent off the field by a cunt ref. poor lad.
>>67098558
Noticed wall-street basically just posts bird and others' tips at lower lines.
>>67098941
Tell him someone got your password and you didnt want it deleted.
>>67099017
How would you price it friend?
>>67098941
>explain this to Big_Al without him thinking that we're insane.
Unauthorized access of the account, which is 100% true.
>>67098558
We need to go after wisebets tbqh.
he is the enemy of /bet/
Why are all the followers gone for absolutelyrektpmsl?
>>67099109
They should be on a HIGH 0 asian IMHO, maybe 2.9 for the win
Notifying Big_Al about this thread desu
>>67099143
>Unauthorized access
I would think publishing the accounts password on a public forum was basically authorization enough
>>67099165
Whoever accessed the account probably just removed them
>>67099190
Don't be a dick
>>67099165
They set the account to private so all the followers got scrapped
Nerds ruining things again
>>67099206
I'm just saying.
>Post login info where anyone can see it
>"Why has the account been messed with?"
I really wouldn't have thought anyone was this retarded
>>67099273
its reddit virgins
everyone here needs an individual account on it if you wanna do it without being hacked
can just put in your bio "Member of the /bet/ mafia" or some other shit so you are all "affiliated"
Just wrote to Big Al about this thread.
Pmsl
Ask Big_Al to compare the IP of who ruined the account to other TT accounts and EXPOSE the strange little man on here
>>67099327
sure you did mate
>>67099325
>its reddit virgins
>can just put in your bio "Member of the /bet/ mafia" or some other shit so you are all "affiliated"
Has to be nibs
>>67099366
Have sex
pmsl at IR babbies
>>67099366
reddit cuck spotted
>>67099327
As if fucking with the Goffy account wasn't enough lid. You can't be that salty about your 12% yield can you?
>>67099360
Big_Al
eastconnect
3 minutes ago
eastconnect
Hello friend,
There is a conspiracy going among 4channers regarding Tipstertube itself.
You might want to take a look.
>>67095902
>>67099325
>can just put in your bio "Member of the /bet/ mafia" or some other shit so you are all "affiliated"
Cringe.
>>67099349
Only problem is the other accounts are still anon.
alright lads, original absolutelyrektpmsl creator here, changed the pass and will be re-opening the account for local /bet/ use again when you've grown up ;)
just know that the account is in safe hands.
will try and keep up with bets that we're on and post them, I post most of them anyway
>>67099413
why would you ruin the fun?
Cybu - what over 1 AH? 1 goal line / o0.5?
>>67099413
And I liked you at some point. Shoo shoo fake-kebab.
>>67099439
You're a hero.
Need to shout to get the followers back first
>>67099409
>salty
go back to twitter you smelly student paki with a 3 digit roll
>>67099459
Yes it's Over 1 goal line
At this point I would take over 0.5 at good odds
>>67099439
Was just about to suggest this, but since we're all anon its hard to know who to trust
>>67099455
Because he works in a call centre and his blow up doll is starting to tear a bit, and he doesn't know how much longer he can keep referring to it as his wife before his mind cracks
>>67099459
Oil, were you molested in prison you nonce?
howling
I guess the account was Absolutely Rekt
Pmsl
>>67099483
Literally none of that was correct
did no one else get on Hawkins earlier? 2.3 an absolute gift
>>67099506
Where did you learn your English? It's pretty much perfect. Is it compulsory in Albanian schools?
>>67099506
I'm not oil, I've never been in prison and I haven't diddled any kids.
You really are a sad little man.
>>67099559
BT taught him
Can't believe IR were backed into favourites after 5 minutes pmsl. Ice groups stealing a living
>>67099474
doing now
>>67099498
you can trust me lad, no worries
kaiserslautern fix in
zzzzz
>>67099613
Should change the bio back to what it was lad. Nothing more cringe than a #boom
>>67099439
I have a crazy idea but bear with me, you could use the account as your own and everyone following would know it was just you tipping and so if you are proven to be shrewd then you will be worth following and everyone can do so knowing nobody else could be tipping in your name and if anybody else wants to tip then they can just start their own account and then people can also judge the merit of that individual and follow or ignore that person's tips too.
>>67099613
Please ask Big_Al to check if whoever did it has another account on TT, maybe they were dumb enough to have a proper account on there that they use
>>67099715
yeh then we can dox him lid great idea!!!!!!
go back to /b/ kid
>>67099707
B R E A T H E
>>67099707
Stop seething and put your trip ON Euan
>>67099812
kek, so obvious its Euan
>>67099559
It is compulsory actually. Thanks xx
>>67099812
>implying seething
Just don't see the purpose, nothing will be gained by sharing the account with other people especially since you just know it will get ruined again. Why not just all have individual accounts?
>implying Euan
lolno, wish he would get permabanned desu, one of the biggest shitposters in these threads
>>67099877
>lolno, wish he would get permabanned desu, one of the biggest shitposters in these threads
so, so obvious euan
>>67099812
Not me.
>>67099896
>He doesn't use Yotsuba B
clueless
>>67100008
Tomorrow is GOAT you pleb
>>67100008
tomorrow is easier on the eyes if you never leave your house and constantly sit in the dark because you always keep your window blinds closed
>>67100008
>butning your retinas
just went full autist rage in AbsolutelyRektPmsl comment box, tried to clear our name a little
BIRD HAUKAR O80.5
>>67100127
pmsl *KR
you got the idea though
>>67100119
>@GoldTips a fraud to me is a 'professional gambler' who runs a 'tipping account' with a -17.46% yield xx
god bless
>>67100119
Understandable lad dw
http://vidzi.tv/wohbow6s072g.html
Already marking this Bird tip down as a loss desu.
>>67100244
It's looking okay lid
>bird
Seriously would LOVE to smash his glasses to bits, absolute freak.
GOD TIER
Tomorrow
---huge fucking powergap---
TRASH TIER
Yotsuba B
TEZ TIER
Yotsuba
SHIT TIER
Photon
Burichan
Futaba
>>67100119
You can resettle tips btw. Just do the same thing you do to you settle it
>>67100305
>/autism/
just use the default you meff
>>67100284
no its not
>>67100305
Completely agree, hope you have sex tonight lad
>>67100202
So so good
