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Super /rug/ Anzac Weekend - Round 9
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>Friday 22 April
19:35 Highlanders v Sharks, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin

21:40 Rebels v Cheetahs, AAMI Park, Melbourne

>Saturday 23 April
17:15 Sunwolves v Jaguares, Prince Tui Teka Memorial Stadium, Tokyo

19:35 Hurricanes v Chiefs, Westpac Stadium, Wellington

21:40 Force v Waratahs, nib Stadium, Perth

>Sunday 24 April
1:00 Stormers v Reds, Newlands, Cape Town

3:05 Kings v Lions, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth

18:05 Brumbies v Crusaders, GIO Stadium, Canberra

BYES: Blues, Bulls
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Mackenzie is super rugby's top scorer.
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>>66986731
Revolting
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god bless the queen lads
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>>66986751
God save the Queen, you mong
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>>66986751
We should make Trannyiel the new queen of /rug/

She has earnt it
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>>66986756
what is she in danger from lad
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>tfw gonna miss the first four games (read: all the good ones)
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>>66986766
>dumb
>dumb
>dumb
>game of the week
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>>66986766
sunweebs vs hags is going to be a shit game

brums vs saders is going to be good
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>>66986766
cum vs bum will be good lad
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>>66986734
Highlanders
Rebels
Fagaures
Chiefs
Tards
Stormers
Lions
Poosaders
tßh
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>>66986763
Death? Bitch is 90.
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>>66986788
>Highlanders
>Reblels
>Jaguares
>Hurricanes
>Waratahs
>Stormers
>Lions
>Crusaders

Also posting top ten because it's nice to be able to see the standings
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>there are no Australian teams in the top 6
>there are 4 NZ teams in the top 6
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What is the difference between a Stormer and a Hurricane?
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>>66986847
1 point and 1 place in the standings
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>>66986847
>never won a super rugby
>choked in multiple finals/semi finals
>always look competitive before the playoffs
>both named after weather events
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>>66986859
This is incorrect.
Please learn the conference system before future posting.
Pic related. It's the actual standings.
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>>66986880
False
They are top of the standings in their conference therefore they go through to the finals off that. The true standings which is the standings the wild card system goes off of is the standings I was referring to.
It is possible to be in 11th place in the standings and go through because you are top of your conference
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gentle reminder that when the six nations ends, rugby is irrelevant for the rest of the year
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>>66986904
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
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>>66986904
>sucking up to england this hard
When did Ireland get so cucked sisters?
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>>66986894
Please punctuate future posts.
What a mess.
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>>66986904
Don't you want to watch some good rugby? Like the rugby championship or even the little NH tour of SH?
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>>66986913
>literally having a tramp stamp tattoo of your ex boyfriend's name

new zealand is the washed up 40 year old stripper of nations
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>>66986904
IRISHMAN SPOTTED
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Rodd and Gunn has a 40% off sale right now if anybody here wants to expand their already large scarf collection
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>>66986926
>#7
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>>66986925
The fuck you on about. Piss off.
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>>66986932
>exposing yourself as a new friend

Oops. Time to get the fuck out.
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>>66986942
KEK you just got baited by that sis. Time for YOU to get the fuck out.
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>>66986942
>

>>66986958
It took a witty quick New Zealander to spot it. No Aussie could cope with that powerful deception
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>>66986942
>>66986958
How about you both gtfo
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>NZ on BTFO watch

Why does NZ breed such shithouse backs lads?
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>tfw gonna miss saturday night because some slag I know is making me go see Matt Corby with her

I was kinda looking forward to it because I liked one of his early EPs but I listened to his new album and man it fucking blows I hope he plays nothing from it
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>>66987064
>>66987064
>kiwis getting cucked by Big Strong Aussies
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>>66987044
I literally don't even know half of these

Who is the 10? If you're going to be super edgy and pick an aussie surely it would be Larkham right?
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>>66987044
Last years AB's would PTFO that "team"
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>>66987078
She's not australian lad she's from the shore
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>>66986930
What kind of faggot has a scarf collection
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>>66987044
>8/15 are NZ

Aussie on irrelevant watch. With such a large population you should dominate us
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>tfw on fluicide watch
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>>66987081
Real talk. Which pacific island are you from?
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>>66987114
South
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>>66987109
That was Mehrtens pick of the best ANZAC team

This is Horan's. When you replace Nonu with Horan which is objectively the correct decision and was just Tim being a total gent, it's 8/15 to Australia.
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>>66987126
>can't count
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>>66987126
kek that is an objectively terrible team selection
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>>66987081
>who is Mark Ella

neck yourself you seething casual
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>>66987141
>the fucking state of (You)
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Daniel on suicide watch
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>>66987151
I can count to 8 m8
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>>66987157
>>66987157
FUCK OFF CUNT
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>>66987148
It's the meme team 2bh
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>>66987095
If you don't have a scarf collection, you don't know shit about sports
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>>66987160
Oh so it's just your reading comprehension that's fucked then?
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>>66987167
You can right waffly shit as much as you like it doesn't change the fact that both those pics (you) posted have 8 NZ players
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Finally official lads, every other state on pooicide watch

http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/melbourne-named-worlds-sporting-capital/news-story/ab269e621dd5a37a7b9f775784a7149f
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>>66987044
>>66987126
>the undisputed GOAT anzacs are Fitzpatrick, Little, Eales and Burke

Literally every player that NZ has built its national identity on is at best a marginally pick.

Kek.
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>>66987126
>Michael Jones
>Shelford
>Farr-Jones
>Nonu
>Kirwan

what a meme side
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>>66987109
>With such a large population you should dominate us

I love this meme

Serious questions, do Kiwis genuinely believe that Rugby Union is a popular sport throughout all of Australia and genuinely believe that their country of 4.5M is consistently outdoing a country of 24M?

If so, it's fucking sad t b h. For starters, you can take out 4/6 states because Rugby of any kind is literally only played in NSW & QLD. The average Cucktorian and Worst Australian knows about as much about Rugby as the average Mexican does.

Even if it was just NSW & QLD that is still ~10M vs 4.5M which would be a decent feat. However, Rugby Union even in NSW & QLD is, by a distance, the third most popular code of football played largely by a select few private schools. Rugby Union unironically has lower ratings than womens cricket, again by a distance.

The fact that Australia is the 2nd best team in the world shows you how pathetically weak international Rugby is. New Zealand may be the biggest fish, but >you are the biggest fish in a tiny fucking pond.
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>>66987175
>I can't read
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>>66987188
I love how it baits put this exact response every time

Seething damage control mate
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>>66987188
>It's an insecure poopeelian has to prove himself to kiwis in /rug/ episode
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>>66987184
Eales is the only true GOAT. Others there are top 20 if not 30.
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>>66987188
Oh really? I've never been told this before, thanks for the info!

Go back to stalking daniel on reddit krazyfaggot
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>>66987195
(You) seem to be unable to read. I could post as much as I want about how pine tree meads should be on the second team but it doesn't change the fact that Horan picked someone else
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>>66987166
>6 (six) people liked this

Who even are these people?
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>all dem Irish names

confirmation that we literally invented this sport
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>>66987113
had norovirus a few weeks ago
feel ya pham
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>>66987197

>i was j-just baiting i swear!

Kek. New Zealand changes its laws for Rugby and knights Rugby captains and coaches (note: the ONLY Australian sportsman who has ever been knighted was Bradwoman). >You take Rugby VERY seriously and it makes many Kiwis genuinely FURIOUS that Australia literally does not give a shit about your sport. The Australia-New Zealand rivalry is completely and utterly one-sided. It's >your only sport and you don't even have a real rivalry, unless you are going to claim its South Africa (kek), and their Rugby might be completely dead even before ours is.
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>>66987244
Oh my god krazykuntknuckle we get it, you watch rugby now

Now trundle off back to /r/cricket now.
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>>66987244
Absolutely seething
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poopeelia on pooicide watch
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>>66987254

Fuck off with your tripfaggotry back to /cric/ or whatever crevice you crawled out of you insufferable shithead. Do literally any of you Kiwis have a job because all you losers seem to do is circlejerk with your fellow virgins on the Rugby subsection of a chinese cartoon board
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>the most active that mid-week /rug/ has been in months
>it's all on the back of Australians actually posting rugby discussion

Ban Kiwis from /rug/.

Ban daniel posting.

Ban namefags.

gentleben for president.
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He's absolutely seething with rage lads
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>>66987287
>ban namefags
>mentions a namefag the VERY NEXT line

Execute all Queerslanders
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>>66987287
>>66987281
t. """gentleben"""
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>>66987287
>the most active that mid-week /rug/ has been in months
It's uni break lad what do you expect
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>>66987306
>he's still a pooni student
drain on society to be honest pham
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Kek

KEK

K E K

Look at all these dumb kiwis; they are so obviously threatened by gentleben's claim to king of /rug/.

They probably fantasize about gentleben dominating their queen Nina, all the while jerking their tiny Poo Peeland """penises""".

Pathetic cucks.
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I love how much """""gentleben""""" prides himself on hating namefags and supposedly being a poosonality without one yet I've never fucking heard of him before last week and he is relentlessly pushing himself to become the next big poosonality in the most unsubtle of manners, undermining all he supposedly stands for
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>>66987316
Wrong proxy m8
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>>66987316
Take a long hard look at yourself lad.
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>>66987316
2bh lad I'd be happy with anyone dominating nina if it meant I could film it
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>>66987254
>he literally started posting in /rug/ once he worked out I was here

PLEASE have sex
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>>66987350
Who are you talking to?
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>>66987244
(you) act like knighthood means anything these days.
On top of that "we" didn't change any laws of knighthood "we" just push for people to get knighted.
(you) also assumed I agree with the knighthoods that have been awarded

the only pseudo sportsperson knighthood I can think of that I agree with would be Sir. Ed and that's mainly because he did a fucking shit ton of shit. I did actually talk about this the other day with someone and there was one or two others that did a shit load of stuff I think also deserved it.

Now (you) have a (you) so you can calm down a bit
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>>66987356

Statschinese

He stalks me on the internet
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Why is everyone arguing about gentleben

Who even is this faggot and why should i care??
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>>66987366
I'm not that person friend, you must be confused

Also, this >>66987369

Apparently he """"""""""invented"""""""""" /rug/ but I'd literally never heard of him before last week
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>>66987361
>On top of that "we" didn't change any laws

I was referring to changing to laws that prevented bars from opening after a certain hour which I think they changed just for the RWC
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>>66987379
they made an exception because the games were on out of business hours
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>>66987369
Gentleben is the savior of this terrible community

We finally have someone to bring proper rugby knowledge to the table and not shitposts like the other namefags and personalities
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>>66987378

Then how the fuck do (you) know who >I am? Statscunt is the one who autistically stalks me on lebbit
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>>66987379
Oh that was all bullshit hardly a major law change at all and a temporary one at that. It was just to open more public locations to watch the games rather than spending money to set up fan zones.
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>MentalPlen
I'm tired of male Pseudotrips. It's been done millions of times before.

Somebody text message me when a good female pseudotrip come along that I can vote for.

Bye.
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>>66987379
Whats wrong with allowing bars to open early for the biggest sporting event in the country?

Helps the economy and all that. Tbf if this had happened in Australia the rugby watching public would be killed off by "King" hits.
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>>66987166
Reminder he is desperate to find out who I am

Reminder I could literally find him, befriend him and beat the fuck out of him without him ever realizing who I am.
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>>66987379
It was a temporary period of time where bars could be open outside of usual hours to show the games of the last world cup. Small shit that no one should care about at all.
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>trips
literally no one here uses a trip they are only name fags. kys
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>>66987244
>it's a krazykuck shills one of his 5 standard posts

You really are a boring, monotonous repugnant vile little cunt and I hope you go to bed knowing that.
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>>66987414
Hey
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>>66987423
>>66987433
Evening statscunt, nice of you to join us.
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>>66987414
hey ;)
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just got a text from fekitoa lads
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>>66987454
Nina get a good smashing?
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>>66987403
>LE STATSGUND IS LITERALLY LE ONLY ONE WHO LE KNOWS ME

NECK yoself Lachlan, YOU have outed YOURSELF as a attention seeking faggot loser by spouting your same tired diatribes in EVERY SINGLE THREAD. It's gotten so bad it's crossed into another sport now.

I mean fuck, I wasn't even in here tonight to bully you or anything, but here you are still forever obsessed about me.

Sometimes I really think it makes your day when you see me destroy you repeatedly. It makes you think that at least someone out there acknowledges your existence. Your bosses at your pleb public servant job surely don't. Kek. You sadomasochistic piece of shit.
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>>66987454
Based Caroline

Better respond quick before he beats you again haha!
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>>66987443
Do you have a date this weekend GODaniel?
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>>66987454
Is he asking to give a secret cheeky BJ?
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>>66987462
based statsgod
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Are the Hobbits gone yet Ausbro's?
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>>66987461
nah he was excited about the upcoming 'game'

not sure why he put that in quotes though
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>literally spending so much time here that you know the posting style of individual anonymous posters
>literally thinking there is actually a gentleben and he's not just an ideal
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>>66987462
This. THIS is statscunt, krazykock. Learn the difference.
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>>66987475
I was an elf extra
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>>66987462
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>66987479
t. MentalPlen
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>>66987462
KEK, KUNTYKUCKA ON POOICIDE WATCH
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Enough from me friends. Goodnight for now. I sure hope you knew which posts were mine, haha.
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>>66987462
BTFO
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>>66987475
Jyok'ko kwale nyaznane qwalkanikasani

Is that how you say "Go the Proteas" in South African?
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>>66987462
statsy dropping elite truth bombs
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>>66987496
Yeah, they were the low quality ones which I did not read
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>>66987475
Thoughts on the springbok emblem thing?
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>>66987462
holy fuck based statsbro, you fucking destroyed him lmao

why are you so based?
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>>66987499
There are like 10 official darkie languages, and I have not learnt any of them, nor do I intend on m8.
Speak Afrikaans or English only pls
>>66987484
no you weren't, elves are thin and tall, you're fat and stubby

To all present New Zealanders:
How does it feel knowing that one of the greatest things synonymous with your country was made by a South African?
is it actually possible to be more of a cuck society than that?
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im off lads because i have WORK in the morning unlike you lazy fucking student cunts who will probably all commit suicide and force the government to wipe your debts essentially putting us in the red as a country

hope you all suffer to be frank
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>>66987533
Sick doubles statsfriend, safe travels.
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>>66987533
>wagecucking

hehe yes, good goy, 10 more years of hard labour and you might be able to afford a deposit on that auckland apartment!
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>>66987533
I hope you have clean overalls to wear out at the road works site.

Good luck.
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>>66987462
hmmm
>>66987473
>23:54:46
>>66987485
>23:55:48
>>66987493
>23:56:48
>>66987505
>23:57:49
>>66987516
>23:58:50

Statsloner up to his usual tricks I see.
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>>66987531
>no you weren't, elves are thin and tall, you're fat and stubby
I have done a little bit of runway modeling too mate
>To all present New Zealanders:
>How does it feel knowing that one of the greatest things synonymous with your country was made by a South African?
You guys made the silver fern?
>Literally the first thing people I have met overseas knew about nz because the recognised my shirt
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>>66987553
Stop.
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anyone else happy about the proteas thing? now springbok records will be untainted by the quota team and they'll remain a legand of rugby history
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What do tradies listen to in NZ?

The Rock? Hauraki?

Hauraki is based to be fair.
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>>66987591
What are you going on about lad?
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>>66986925
kek, this is true.
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>>66987600
The Rock
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>>66987607
Don't look at me, I voted for red peak
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>>66987605
http://www.planetrugby.com/news/springbok-emblem-under-threat/
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>>66987600
I listen exclusively to Max Key's George FM show
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>>66987600
Hauraki is my favourite 2bh
It depends a sparky mate of mine listens the rock. A couple of builders in know listen to the breeze. Some plumbers in know listen to more fm or something
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>>66987607
the british empire is a father not an ex-lover
inb4 this brings up repressed memories of your dad molesting you after AB losses
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>>66987616
Sounds like he is SA version of winny peters
All hot air no follow through
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>>66987616
Ooh yeah, I read that earlier, article is written by a cunt though, so I wouldn't read too much into what he says.
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> Sam Cane is the best flanker in the world
> Lowe should start for the All Blacks
> I rate Taufua
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>>66987600
my mate and his boss listen to The Mix at work which a bit hit and miss for me. Can have some absolute classics but also some dogshit at times.

Hauraki is my personal favourite
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Just realised it's called Mad Men because they're Ad Men
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australia is england's wife's son
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>>66987679
Just realised the Walking Dead refers to the main characters and not the zombies
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>>66987672
The first two statements are correct
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>>66987672
Has anyone ever said that Sam Cane is the best flanker in the world? Ever?
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>>66987679
Just realised it's called the Sopranos because the characters are Italian
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>I listen to the radio
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>>66987695
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Best Flanker in the world is Marcell Coetzee desu senpaitachi
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top 5 opensides in the world

1. Basedvid Hugecock
2. Liam Gill
3. Sean McMahon
4. Matt Hodgson
5. Michael Hooper
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>>66987713
> not listening to the radio
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>>66987695
>>66987702
>the suburb of Devvo
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>>66987732
your mum is a top 5 openhole
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>>66987735
More like Plebonpoort
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>>66987679
Except that it's called madmen because the advertising agencies were on Madison Avenue you Fucking retard.
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>>66987732

>LEFUGG LE MY GELL POO PERR XDD :D :D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>66987741
top fucking kek!
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>>66987752
>>66987741
Autism
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>>66987693
it refers to both
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>>66987746
it refers to both
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>>66987762
it refers to both
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>>66987781
Don't ever fucking quote me again.
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>>66987788
>>66987781
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>>66987794
Don't ever fucking quote me again.
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>>66987771

which TWD character do you see most in yourself?

for me its Daryl. He is intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
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I can't believe how ugly the average /rug/ poster is.
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>>66987808
Dale. Because once I laughed when a cannibal ate my leg after I had left the group to die because I had been bitten and had a relationship with a much younger woman.
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>>66987817
I'm pretty handsome lad, thats not fair to stereotype us all
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>>66987826
You are UGLY and POOR
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>>66987817
I'm literally a 10/10

>>66987831
you're rude
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>>66987817
grandma says im handsome
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Debate me
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>>66987817
I guarantee you the average Australian /rug/ poster is above average in terms of attractiveness across all /sp/ communities. Saffas would be above average too. Kiwis would all be retallick-tier.
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if we start getting midweek suer rugby matches will it finally stop the shitposting
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>>66987860
super rugby will never have midweek matches, it rarely even has sunday ones
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>>66987860
Yes.
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>>66985492
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>>66987860
I honestly don't think it would. Kiwis are just degenerates at their very core. They're so used to being irrelevant that at the smallest glimpse of attention they turn in to shit slinging monkeys.

It's part of their Pacific Islander culture.
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Are kiwis required to perform a haka before every post, or just when they first open /sp/?
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>>66987841
> pocock has never won super rugby

kek

does he throw the matches against the Kings?
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>>66987808
I stopped watching TWD but you sound like a pretty cool guy
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>>66987898
NZ law only states that we have to perform a haka of forgiveness when we get banned.
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>>66987900
It's a karmic rebalancing for leaving Queensland.

>Quade cooper had more super rugby championships than Stephen Moore, Drew Mitchell, David Pocock, James O'connor and Rocky Elsom combined

The moral of the story is never leave Queensland.
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>>66987939
WalkGod wills it
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who /weekendinwiththemissus/ here?
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>>66987939
Saudi, NSWelsh, Rhodesian, Kiwi, Victorian

>Qld "greatest" products aren't even from qld
kek

KEK
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>>66987959
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66987841
I have to filter you. You never post anything on topic and you're just a classic attention-seeking poster.

Sorry but YOU are filtered.
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>>66987959
Heading over to Melbourne. Will check in here with a poopeelian flag in a few hours.
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>>66988015
t. David
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>>66987959
Right here lad.

Do you lads get ANZAC day off as well?
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>>66988037
Only blacks get days off in yaseNingizimu Afrika
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>>66988063
Why?
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>>66988015
tbf his post was rugby-related.
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Daily reminder that it's Earth Day on Friday.
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And hes BLUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUU-UUU-UUUUUEEE

And hes BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUEEE
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>>66988167
its already Friday in poo peeland
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>>66988204
I needed to remind the big strong foreigners
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>>66988037
I've been shifts regularly to 3am these past 2 weeks in order to get this weekend free, still debating whether or not I may go to the Portuguese food festival with her on Sunday, but no we don't get it off.

We have next week Wednesday off, as well as the following Monday, but I will probably be in work for deployment purposes
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>>66986926
mfw I ruined Claire Keohane #7 on a wild night out in Honk Kong
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Literally 1 (one) day until I live the fat smelly prop dream.
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In the bogs at Auckland airport waiting for my flight to Melbourne.
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>>66991717
Is there a subscription fee for your blog?
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>>66987188
S E E T H I N G
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>>66987462
>>66987473
>>66987485
>>66987493
>>66987498
>>66987505
>>66987516
>>66987533
>>66987541
samefag. kys.

/rug/ has now become a playground for samefagging /cric/ rejects like stastchink and krazyfuck.

/rug/ has now become a shitposting forum for off-topic irrelevant namefag fucks like shitspouter and devocunt.

Fuck this shit lads. I'm sick of getting a bad rep because these underage retards bear the same flag as me.

Drive them out.
Destroy all namefags.
Destroy all /cric/ posters.
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>>66993237
thanks for the single (you) lad but you could have given me a couple more surely
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>>66993237
this is what happens when you have a tiny 'community'

follow a real sport and people cant shitpost
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>>66993515
But soccer is boring.
And filthy wogs and hues swarm all over it.
Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
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>>66993561
Soccer can be fun to play with friends but I hate watching it.
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Wait a fucking minute.. this happened before the Milan game earlier

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/21/ac-milan-players-perform-their-own-haka-before-serie-a-match-with-carpi-5833019/

>AC Milan players inexplicably performed their own haka before their match with Carpi in Serie A on Thursday evening.

>Supporters looked on in bemusement ahead of kick-off as the entire starting XI took up their place on the San Siro turf before giving their version of the ritual.
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Going to bed lads, wake me up when the New Zealanders are gone please.

Goodnight
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>>66994827
Please don't become influenced by the natives. You are better than this

>>66995038
RIP
Never waking up
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>>66994827
>It’s been suggested the bizarre performance may have had something to do with the club’s sponsorship deal with skin and body-care brand Nivea.
what? why?
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>>66995038
Fuck you dickhead.
The day you input anything worthwhile, you can moan about the NZers.
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I will never haka again.
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>>66995335
All the nivea advertising and the #native on the advert banner things
Add in it was a cringe haka and looks like there was a lot of face rubbing and skin rubbing and yea it probably was a marketing stunt thing
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>>66995415
>get named team of the year
>everyone starts copying us
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>>66987732
>hooper anywhere in the top 100
even ranger is a better flanker than him and he plays center
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>We used to have competitions of who could shag the most girls on tour. I think my record, on an eleven-week tour to Australia in 2005, was more than 40.
>I was 24 and I didn’t play a Test on that tour. The coach, Bennett King, didn’t fancy me one bit. He must have been the only one who didn’t! “I’d go out, pick up a couple of girls and take them back to our hotel. A plush hotel with a professional sportsman: the girls loved it.
>Sometimes I’d take back four girls on one night! If that happened, I’d have to call one of the other lads for back-up to help me out.
>I’ve had plenty of threesomes, or menages a trois, as I like to call them. One night I had three girls at once. That’s the most I’ve ever done stuff with.
>I wasn’t getting any play on the field in Australia — but I was at night.
>The greatest night of my life was in 2004. I had my first menage a trois in the Crowne Plaza hotel in Birmingham. Wow.
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fuck me when did these threads become so fucking awful

you /cric/ cunts are ruining /rug/
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>>66996373
Reminder that /cric/ RUNS /rug/
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>>66995415
>the haka is literally them doing a skin care routine

It's over. The haka will never recover.

First the tall blacks haka, then the hakarena, then the family feud haka, now this.

>tfw kiwis will unironically be SEETHING over this
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>>66996553
>something as sacred as the haka shouldn't be mocked

Are all kiwis SJWs lads?
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>>66996553
I assume this is from the page of the wifebeater?

No idea why anyone follows him 2bh
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>>66996778
I don't know what the page of the wifebeater is.

It was from the rugby banter page on a video that had chopped up the haka and added random shit in like weepu cutting his own head off and shit.

I can't find it any more, I think the rugby banter page got SJW'd in to oblivion by butthurt kiwis.
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>>66996553
The ka mate haka is pretty pathetic 2bh way over used
High school hakas are great and kapa o pango is great too
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>>66997165
I think the wife beater is vietchy on sport or whatever the fuck his name is
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>>66997622
You're not allowed to just make up words.
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>>66997913
What word is made up?
"Vietchy on sport" is the name of his page
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>>66996580
Said no Kiwi ever.
You're mistaking regular people with sensationalist journalists.
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>>66996373
And your input is better in what way?
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Single handedly increased the mean IQ of poopeelia sisters
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>>66998418
>this post
I doubt it
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>>66998515
On spark roaming so i guess i still get an nz flag
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>>66998597
You bing in Australia is not the part I doubt
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>>66998265
>said no kiwi ever
>replying to a picture of a kiwi saying that exact thing
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>>66998418
>>66998597
>immediately needs to cover up the holes in his narrative
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I'm staying on flinders lane if any of you cucks want to get KO'd
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>>66998597
Lol no I was shitposting ruthlessly with my australian flag through roaming when I was there, I call bullshit.

t. Daniel
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>>66997165
The Tony Vietch sport page, it's similar to what I hear about Fox Sports but far worse. If you think the NZ shitposters here are bad, actual legitimate NZ rugby bogans (who unironically think australians care about rugby) are 1000000 times worse.

To add to that, the guy who runs the page is a major league fuckwit who was discovered to have been paying his wife upwards of 100k not to talk about him repeatedly beating her. This got found out and literally all the NZ rugby bogans were like "whoa, he's one of us" and don't even give him any shit for it.
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>>66998750
Trannyiel is gone lad let him go
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>>66998750
We I went to USA I was posting with their flag on roaming

Cool story though
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>he's posting from his phone
>he hasn't taken a photo to prove his whereabouts

the narrative continues to unravel.
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>>66999114
Just got out of the airport. Drove over some big bridge to williamstown and footscray
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>>66999140
>inventing suburb names

Just got out of the airport, drove past some paddocks to whakawangarei and whakatani.
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