Super /rug/ games this week
Friday 22
7:35pm HLD v SHA
9:45pm REB v CHE
Saturday 23
5:15pm SUN v JAG
7:35pm HUR v CHF (Game of the week)
9:45pm FOR v WAR
Sunday 24
1:00am STO v RED
3:10am KIN v LIO
6:05pm BRU v CRU
Pic related is current top 10
There is some "pro" rugby and USA rugby on too
>letting the last thread die
CASUALS
A
S
U
A
L
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>team named Crusaders
You Kiwis don't have a Mudslime population huh? That name would be changed if you did because all of the bitching and moaning from the savages.
All Blacks won the Laureus team of the year beating out Barcelona and Golden State Warriors.
Dan Carter also won comeback of the year.
http://m.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11624842
WE WERE A MINUTE AND A HALF AWAY FROM BEATING THE CHIEFS REEEEEEE
>>66928811
That team is in the predominantly white area of NZ and the name will not change
the natives have the Chiefs, the FOBS have the blues, the whites have the Crusaders and Highlanders. I don't even know the Hurricanes they seem to be a fair mix and I guess that suits considering they are on the capital
>>66928855
Should have been Stade Francais and Moren Steyn desu
>>66928888
What's up with white "people" wanting to live in shitoles?
>>66929099
You are a jafa right?
Imagine Auckland without the minorities. Now you know
I live in chch because of a bunch of reasons
>for my degree it was either here or Auckland and I hate the rush of "big" cities like Auckland
Funnily real big cities I have travelled to are great, Auckland is just shit 2bh not too sure what would have to change to make it good and I don't really care
>I got a good job here
>I like snowboarding
>I like fishing
>I like jet boating up and down rivers
>I like the scenery while hiking
>the people are nicer
>There is nothing I can't do within 2 hours drive that I want to do
>the temperature in summer and winter are great imo
I could probably go on or go into more detail if you want
So Barretts getting his meme bounces back based on his kekels performance
Remember that match against Wales where he had about 50 attempts at meme bounce tries and he got one in the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-5ecDf3AnQ
>>66929239
>imagine auckland without the minorities
So basically the city would come to a grinding halt.
>i don't like big cities
Auckland isn't a big city. Liking small towns usually means you dont enjoy being intelectually stimulated by new ideas and people. Classic white trash hick attitude.
I can all of that stuff in a short drive to Taupo.
Auckland runs this country. Crushed church is a piece of shit that everybody is moving away from and people want you all to stop crying about muh earthquake. Its finished as a city and they're throwing money in the trash trying to rebuild. Problem?
>>66929484
>This classic jafa chip on shoulder reply
>come grinding to a hault
You have no proof this would happen and that was me just meming
I said "big" city friend and then went on to say that other real big cities are great elsewhere there is just something off about Auckland so all that shit you spewed doesn't apply
>short drive to taupo
And I can do it in an even shorter drive maybe that could be the reason I like chch. Things I like are very accessible. No it can't be an "intellectual" like you would have picked up on that right?
>Auckland runs this country
Your right that's why they are loosing the port business to Tauranga. And why the capital is in Wellington. I can't think of a single reason to ever want to go to Auckland other than to go to a concert
>that shit you said about chch
Your right that's why there has been a population increase here recently. And an increase in population in the surrounding areas. And the housing prices and rent prices have skyrocketed. And if it's dying so badly what's all this great new construction for?
You're both fucking wrong
Anyone who says Auckland is the best city in the country is a delusional jafa.
BUT right now in my life, I could not live anywhere else in the country. Everywhere else is too small or irrelevant to get me anywhere that I want to be. Hell, Auckland's too small and irrelevant sometimes. Auckland is the only NZ city that is actually a city, therefore most people prefer it
That doesn't stop it from being a massive shithole though, and the vast majority of people who live here agree with that.
>mfw the sacramento vs san francisco game was actually pretty fun to watch
>Falling for such obvious b8
The only people who unironically enjoy living in Auckland are the Baby Boomers with multiple properties who whinge about how lazy millennials are, and the mentally retarded.
>>66932043
You forgot to mention the uni students who instantly gain a superiority complex as soon as they enroll
>>66928732
>>66928855
>>66929099
>>66929484
Kys daniel
>>66931171
Any way I can watch it?
>>66929239
Englishmen descendants are the minority
>>66930070
What does jafa mean? Just a fucking aucklander?
>>66933633
In Britain a Jafa is an infertile man.
A seedless fruit if you will.....
>>66933725
In Australia a jaffa is a chocolate with an orange candy shell.
>>66933804
The reason for that difference is because we don't have chocolate eggs in the UK and all australia men are seedless cucks
>>66930070
I'm not an Aucklander.
>>66933633
Just another fucking aucklander
>>66933633
Close
>just another fucking Aucklander
>>66935557
For someone who is not an Aucklander your sure seem to enjoy their cocks in and around your orifices
>>66936614
He's lying. There is not a single person in the country who talks like that who isn't a born and bred dorklander
>>66936614
>>66936662
It doesn't matter if you think I am. I'm most certainly not. I just live here.
Do you think that everybody lives in the same city for their entire life?
>>66936735
>I just live here.
uhh mate that's what an aucklander is
>>66936765
So you think that Zhang Xi Wu who is here studying Commerce is a New Zealander?
>>66936811
No.
He's probably a jafa though. If you have swallowed the "auckland isn't a shithole" pill then you are a jafa, by default. Some of us just live here and don't buy that shit. We're not.
>>66936735
>I just live here
Jafa in denial. Hahahaha
10/10
>>66936735
>I just live here
You are a student right at jafa conversion central aka UoA
Get a grip mate
>>66936843
>>66936891
>>66937020
Auckland isn't a shithole. But it isn't great either.
Crushedchurch and Dunnybin are bonafide shitholes.
>>66928732
it was autosaging lad. must have pissed off a mod or something
>>66932595
yeah its all here
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/17/watch-live-pro-rugby-makes-debut-in-the-united-states/21344397/
>>66937300
Chur bro
>>66937080
No one actually said it's a shithole (at least I didn't say that)
All I said about Auckland was there are better cities in NZ and that jafas are cunts
>>66937429
I never said that Auckland is good. Just that chch and dunedin are shit. They aren't even in the top 5 places to live in the south island.
>>66936891
>>66937020
Goat Spastic on suicide watch.
i'll be interested to see whether pro rugby ends up emulating europ or SH style
>>66937968
It will be interesting
>>66938033
intriguing even
>>66938064
We are in agreement
What style do they have when they play that American conference against brazil and what not?
>>66938111
I think only huebro watches those
>>66937968
Do they have more SH or NH ring-ins?
Either way I think it would be more likely to be NH.
The NH style takes less individual skill, you can teach teams to play NH style, you can't teach teams to play SH style.
>>66928899
kek did you watch morne's performance against leicester jersey anon?
>>66938498
he got dropped for the next top 14 game too
>>66938468
seems fairly even
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_PRO_Rugby_season#Season_transfers
>>66928145
Rebels should be higher than Sharks. Number of wins beats points difference AFAIK.
>>66938969
you'd be right according to this
http://www.superxv.com/overall-super-rugby-standings/
not that it really matters since they don't compete for playoff spots
>>66938969
I'm actually not sure which is more important but that is the same standings as on the official super rugby website.
I am pretty sure it's done off of points because you get more points for a win less for a draw and extra for a bonus point.
If it's the other way round the bulls would be above the Stormers too
53th for Shorks
>>66939437
Quality post
/rug/'s theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJDSlVC3o0A
>>66937968
They play during the summer but obviously since there was a bit of a difference in temperature between the Sacramento/San Francisco game and the Denver/Ohio one they're in a pretty unique position to play both kinds.
Honestly I think they'll lean to the SH style since it'll be more exciting for the uninitiated crowds.
>>66939659
Wrong. This is /rug/s theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7gXuLsF0J0
>>66939659
>>66939727
>liking meme songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT1fSZ1pGZU
Hello.
>>66939774
>Plebloma Faith version
kys my man
Posting the best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh91WLNeD8g
>>66939774
A song about the world being in union has to be the just about the least appropriate song /rug/ theme song to ever exist
>>66928855
Some All Blacks quotes on the win
>"I don't know too much about the Lorons or however they're called but they sound like they're pretty important"
-Aaron Smith
>"I didn't even know those awards were held to be fair, I'd never even heard of them"
-Brodie Retallick
>"Brodie kind of lives in a shell and he doesn't really know too much about what goes on outside of his world"
-Sam Cane
>"That's a massive achievement considering you're up against the likes of Golden State and maybe Mercedes as well and it's just a fantastic thing to say you've played with legends of the game."
>Tanaka Kerr Barlow
>>66939866
>Tanaka Kerr Barlow
>>66939866
>>66939947
>I'm going to take the photo now
>What?
*flash*
>>66939778
Hola, ver nuestro deporte , por favor
slow day, talk about rugby you fucks, and insult each other.
To be honest, I think Australia needs to up its shitposting game, the Kiwi's are really starting to take a dig at your title. Have you seen the quality of NZ posts as of late?
>>66940364
Thanks mate I appreciate it
I'm surprised there hasn't been as much of a dig from the NH about the upcoming tours 2bh
>>66933633
They're Goa'uld slaves
>>66939818
based hayley
makes my dick diamonds desu
>>66940405
>Wales know they're getting flogged
>There aren't many Irish recently
>There aren't many French and they'll probably lose anyway
>>66940430
Lizzie Marvelly > Hayley Westenra
t b h
>>66940405
cos we get dicked every time
even though its a badly coached and quota filled Boks, a semi experimental All Blacks and a consistent, but uninspired wallabies.
We'll be lucky to win 2 matches.
>>66940405
Still have leagues to think about teabeeh
Saw Brodie Retallick at work today lads
>>66940587
How's the lad doing?
>>66940587
what did he buy senpai
>>66940587
you should have followed him around making grunting noises
>>66940587
Have you ever noticed how they blatantly up the heights (and probably weights) of rugby players when displaying their information?
I've met a few springboks and other union players in my time, and I can assure you that they're not as tall as they are. Bismark Du Plessis is not 1.90m, I'm the same height as him and I am 1.81m.
The only really massive guy I have ever met is Willem Alberts, that is a groot boer
>>66940666
>>66940670
He spent a long time looking at the kids section before getting Richard Scarry's Busy, Busy Town, I asked him if it was a gift for a child and he just stared at me for a couple of seconds. Most of the time though he just stared at the ground.
His friend asked if I could order in Absolutely Avocados by Gaby Dalkin, which made Brodie emmit a weird grunt like he agreed with what his friend had done.
When we left I told him to have a nice day, and his friend told Brodie to "thank the nice man" but Brodie just stared at the ground grunted again and walked out.
>>66940755
*when they left
Clearly being around books all day hasn't helped my grammar.
>>66940731
I don't know what Retallick's height is listed as, all I know is he towered over me regardless
>>66940792
slightly worried about english vengence tbhwyf
>>66940501
Sadly the illusion is ruined every time she opens her dumb arse mouth.
Mate of mine was rooting her for a while, reports of vanity induced starfishing, sadly.
>>66940979
Her column in the herald is pretty embarrassing t b h
w2c?
>>66940587
>>66940792
You live in Hamilton?
My condolences.
>>66940364
t. Tsbele Ngkoko
>>66941157
I live in devvo lad
>>66941003
>>66940979
Yeah pretty sure she doesn't deserve a career after the crap that she churns out. It's like she can't be bothered being a singer anymore and wants to take up a career in victimhood
>>66941191
Don't know what that is tee bee haitch
Also you forgot your name you samefagging cunt/
Devvo cunt on suicide watch
>>66941207
Sorry I forgot to put my name back on after posting on another board, no need for the harsh words.
>>66940421
Indeed
>>66941244
Ok so what is Devvo?
I thought it was Devonport.
>>66941207
Also I forgot to add that its pretty pathetic that you feel the need to imitate GOATistic Elitespouter, bored of roleplaying as Jeff there Daniel?
>>66941299
It's me, sis. Bit insulted actually
>>66941297
It is indeed Devonport
>>66941323
Sorry I called you Daniel then lad, thought it was two different people with the stark difference in tone between >>66941197 and
>>66941207
>>66941359
All me
>>66941327
Can't have seen Retallick then, he was training in Hamilhole.
>>66941385
Nah it was definitely him
>union
>>66941445
Supreme post, well done m8
>>66941415
What was he doing there then? He was in the news today at training in Hamilton.
>>66941445
FUCK
Me on suicide watch right now
>>66941469
Buying a book, didn't you read my story
>>66941485
No I don't read any of your posts
>>66941494
Missing out then f a m
>>66941518
Not really sis.
The only posts I enjoy reading are my own.
I want New Zealand tripfags to go
>>66941544
Same 2bh
Giving our shitposting a bad name
>>66941559
This.
They could at least try to contribute some decent discussion.
>>66941544
How you feeling about the games against Ireland
Is there a single day where AutisticShitspouter doesn't spend every waking moment on /sp?
>>66941650
i literally cant think of one lads
>>66941593
Couldn't care really much for Boks anymore desu lad, if you wanna sacrifice being competitive for the sake of transition and try to use that word as a "veil" for your racist tendencies, then you must expect people to not care.
Also, they appointed the wrong person in Coetzee, he has never achieved anything, regardless of the fact that Cape Town does nothing but poach established players. The person who should have taken over is Ackermann, look at how he has changed the Lions around, they went from being the laughing stock to arguably the best team in SA whilst promoting from within.
>>66941593
I think it'll be a pretty even contest but Ireland will edge it due to not having a new coach.
>>66941671
Irelands playstyle will get fucked over in SA against a fired up Bok pack. They play like shit version of the Boks
>>66941650
Wednesday->Friday im busy during the days with classes but will take a look at sp/ on my phone while sitting on the aussie bowl.
It's all about using time wisely for maximum effect.
>>66941663
Kek. Just WATCH as he doesn't respond for 2 hours so we think he has a life. Even though we can see him commenting on other threads.
He's reading this thread RIGHT NOW and is too much of a limpdick pathetic motherfucker to respond. Worthless piece of shit.
>>66941688
Kek. YOU are beyond pathetic.
Any self-respecting man would have laid low for a while, but no, you fall head over heels to defend your pathetic e-persona.
>>66941688
kek
KEK
>>66941697
>>66941707
KEK this guy got BTFO by me and I wasn't even trying.
Take the L, sis
Guys do you really think GOATistic Elitespouter would be able to succeed in his law degree if he spent all day shitposting
>>66941765
>believing his narrative
>>66941765
>law is hard
kek
>>66941684
Tbh I'm just hoping to see a new centre partnership for Ireland.
Paynes good but he's much better at fullback.
>>66941765
>law degree
>posting on /sp/ 16 hours a day
Pick one
>>66929353
I just saw Beauden at the supermarket kek
>>66941826
He's a vegetarian btw
>>66941667
Shame, but I'd probably feel the same way if they forced boongs on the team
>>66941688
>>66941697
samefag
>>66941838
Good on him, his heart will thank him in 40 years
>>66941893
Got any good vego recipes sis?
>>66941908
grass mate
>>66941908
Unfortunately I do not have the mental strength of Beauden and so still eat some meat
christ why are people even responding to you two faggots in the wage gap thread
>>66941838
He seemed to be buying bananas and milk so that is consistent. Dude is way bigger in person.
>>66941950
/rug/ literally runs /sp/
>>66941950
Its pretty funny desu, shows how autistic non Anzac posters are, reminds me of the people who were unironically annoyed at that linken park thread on /mu/
>>66941950
Which thread?
>>66942004
Sport gender gap
>>66941989
I don't go on /mu/ what are you referring to?
Has the "depressed" meme argie shown his face around lately?
>>66942061
After one of the NZ aus test matches last December, /cric/ raided /mu/ by shitposting in a prog rock thread Daniel made then someone else made a thread effectively saying that people who didn't think linken park were the greatest band of all time were just being edgy contrarians. This assertion made the underage autists that post on /mu/ seeth with anger
>>66942074
>>66928885
Hasn't offed himself just yet
>>66942110
Kek that was actually me but I don't make self hating posts. At least that wasn't meant to be self hating but some sort of wishful thinking.
>>66942305
>>66942074
I haven't seen him at all the last week
>>66942325
Nice. I have never failed to make it to the club even when I was 18 diesels deep
>>66942310
Maybe because the last 2 games were played at 4:35 am here. I'll be at the stadium against the Kings and I hope we win. I'm gonna hang myself with my jags scarf if we don't tbahwy
just realised there's been a severe lack of nina this thread
>>66942369
>losing to the kangz'n'shiet at home
i hope no one ever does this
>>66942370
Great post lad
>>66942402
cheers lad it took me a few hours to craft
>>66942384
My thoughts exactly
Lads this >real time meme is getting out of hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs9w5bgtJC8
>>66942459
what are your expectations of the game in tokyo this weekend?
>>66942505
Part of me says >we'll easily win by a wide margin but another part of me says they'll get cocky and choke a bit but win nevertheless.
>>66941797
Garry RingGOAT on Test Dayboo watch
>>66946883
Henshaw or McCloskey at 12?
>>66942370
>zero mentions of nina in the archive for two whole days
Looks like she's losing her crown as queen of /rug/
>>66947264
I think Henshaw is the better all round player, although I don't see McCloskey play as often teebeehaitch.
I would just like to see what Ringrose can do outside a 12 who actually passes the ball. I don't know if he'll make his debut this summer, but he's in the extended squad and he was rested from the Edinburgh match along with Heaslip and Sexton, which I think is encouraging.
>>66947458
>losing something she never was
Just because two autists creep in her and post about her doesn't mean shit to the rest of us
>>66947588
I think Henshaw is the better player but I think McCloskey is the better 12.
Looking forward to seeing him play in the interpro next weekend. (Both McCloskey and Ringrose)
Also this >>66947645
>>66947645
if it helps you sleep sitaleki
>>66949986
Nobody cares sis, take it to /nrl/
do you guys have rituals when you watch your games?
I have shit internet and have to watch streams so I usually wait till a youtube channel has full games on. I wake up 2 hours early before having to leave for class and will make a big bowl of oatmeal and coffee and proceed to eat that as I watch a recently uploaded game before class. It's cozy as shit since its at 6-7am and its quiet
>>66951782
I wear the shirt of my team all day the day they play. I sit down and watch the game with a cold beer if it's an afternoon game. If it's a morning game I record it and make a big c9oked breakfast and watch it when I wake up
>>66951782
That does sound pretty cozy.
>>66954284
I agree
>>66951782
Not really. I just sink copious amounts of piss and yell.
execute all namefags
>>66954801
I agree
>>66951782
yea I just sit there wondering how we're top of the pro12 but 7th in tries scored. Gonna play awfully all the way to the trophy.
>>66942198
That's actually pretty funny.
Or at least it would be if the Reds didn't have hands down the best fanbase in australia.
Good afterble constanoon
>>66961507
cricket
>>66961521
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>66961556
please
>>66961573
Are you a Chiefs fan Ankush?
I think it's time to end /rug/.
The experiment has failed. The kiwis won. We can't have any good communities.
>>66961770
This, it's a sad day, but I think /rug/ outside of matchdays is no longer and option.
We used to be able to have some decent posts and banter between the matches, but this is becoming too bad.
just got an offer to be a top 14 starter lads
>>66961770
>>66961944
What are you bitching about now?
>>66962024
Which team lad?
>>66928811
Yes, we do.
No, it wouldn't.
>there will never be a Darwin team named the Settlers
Will we ever see another period where the NZ teams aren't dominant? I feel like expanding the Saffa conference and the ARU introducing overseas selection will result in NZ teams winning 90% of titles from now on
>>66962104
NZ has fuck all Muslims desu
>>66962142
It's the one thing we are really good at so we pump funding into it
>>66962086
Stade
>>66962151
We're pretty much the GOATs at sailing though
>>66962161
Turn them down. You can do better.
>>66962168
Which class do you sail sis?
>>66962161
Replacing Morne?
>>66962178
Stopped at Starling
>>66962182
of coursh
>>66962168
And rowing
>>66962147
Maybe in your little white bubble you faggot.
>>66962202
you tell him, Sonny Bill
If SBW is a typical moozie, then flick me a koran and sign me up because he's based as fuck.
>>66962199
>and rowing
>new zealanders perform at their best when they're sitting down, going backwards
never heard of the Oarsome Foursome have you lad?
>>66962202
They're 1% of the population nationally, where the fuck do you live?
fair warning: im going to start making OPs with stade calendar images
>>66962259
>Coxless is an unironic rowing term
>>66962264
I live in your mum's decrepit vag.
Sandniggers coming and going all day.
>we are playing 6 (S I X) pyjama games against Ausfalia this summer
I want off this meme ride lads
>>66962286
>>66962202
This is a big problem sisters, anons being racist and posting low quality "le your mum" jokes.
We should aim to ban anons in our community.
>>66962279
>premier event is the eight
>it has 9 people in it
>>66962286
Being so mad that you live in a shit suburb with your neighbours being the 1 Muslim family in the entire country that you lash out at someone from a picturesque seaside upper middle class suburb.
Kek
>>66962286
I actually know like none and I live in Auckland. There are a bunch of indians but they're not muslim as far as I know.
The vast majority of foreigners in NZ are Koreans, Japs and Chinks
>>66962336
>There are a bunch of indians but they're not muslim as far as I know.
How can you really be sure they're not Paki or Bangladeshi
>tfw two people I know were offered scholarships to Harvard off of their rowing
Should have done it desu
>>66962344
No idea Tbh but I'm pretty sure I've never met a bangla in my life, those cunts are so poor even their rich can't leave the country.
>>66962356
If you had the body to be an elite rower you'd not be on 4chan
>>66962344
Latest census puts Muslims at roughly 1% of the population
>>66962371
I'm saying I should have started in my first year of high school. I'm tall enough to be a decent rower as well.
i am now reminded of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QVzKihKiYI
>>66962385
Based henners
He's too pc now it's lame
>>66962328
I'll kick the shit out of you you smarmy little fuck.
>>66962384
>could have
>should have
>didn't
>will never
Maybe you can wish really hard and you'll magically have decided to not become a raging faggot too?
>>66962328
Kys statschink
>>66962425
Implying Asians live in devvo
>>66962464
These unprecedented levels of obsession. Pathetic. Move on.
>>66962464
>the lester meme is exclusive to /sp/
>>66962464
Literally a walking fucking meme
>>66962468
t. daniel
Have you fucked ivana yet you beta loser?
>>66962464
>le lifelong leicester city fan
>>66962464
>one of his ""friends"" unironically used the love button on this
sickening 2bh
>>66962464
Daniel doesn't post here anymore, he's moved on and is a better man for it. Just let go and move on
I think it's time to end /rug/.
The experiment has failed. The kiwis won. We can't have any good communities.
What did he mean by this?
>>66962527
kys gentlebender
>>66962479
Fuck off you fat skank.
>>66962531
>4th (FOURTH) "best" comment
Daniel on suicide watch
>>66962464
>bandwagoning euro teams instead of the phoenix
>>66962596
>watching soccer
>>66928888
Speaking of which, how hasn't there been a Crusaders vs Saracens matchup yet?
And if there has, how come it never ever came up.
Mods just deleted the /cric/ thread lads wtf
>>66962610
Because NH fears playing SH teams because they know they would be so thoroughly crushed that consequences would never be the same.
>>66962610
Because it'd be a 100-point abortion.
>>66962610
because New Zealand doesn't want to make themselves a target of the Jihad after raping the shit out of Saracens
>>66962610
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>66962604
>not watching every sport except ice hockey
>>66962610
Because fuck Canada.
>>66962681
>not watching ice hockey
You a poof mate?
>>66962663
Ya but to be fair, we all do.
Don't even try to say you don't because this is /sp/. None of us have gfs
Also
>tfw Canadian Rugby
Atleast we have a head coach now.
>>66962691
no I just can't see the puck
>>66962693
Aren't you getting a team in the meme american league next season (provided it doesn't flop)?
>>66962693
Most NZ /rug/ posters have missuses, lad. Except devo cunt, who has a black boyfriend.
>>66962700
Maybe, but there's also rumours of a super rugby team by 2020. So who knows, we'll see what happens.
>>66962706
Still seething that you're poor and I'm upper middle class, just work harder lad and you can live like me
Also pic related is the only man for me
>>66962734
kys statscunt
>>66962693
gentleben is fucking a stripper. That's kind of like having a gf.
