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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>gsp really fighting this time
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/georges-st-pierre-says-his-management-is-negotiating-ufc-comeback-more-seriously-now-041816
>penn literal rapist
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11456114/police-launch-investigation-into-alleged-b-j-penn-sexual-assault
>henderson military???
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/18/11456078/bellator-mma-ben-henderson-reveals-plans-to-join-military-at-age-33-mma
slow news day desu
schaub
>>66941708
How would Prime Schaub fare against Meteoric Rising Prospect Francis Ngannou?
>mfw I can heem everybody here
>>66941713
sub him in 1 round
WAR
>>66932705
>>66932771
>>66932819
>>66932893
>>66933006
>>66933054
>>66933130
>>66941746
>le 1 win in 5 years man
>>66941760
Nick vs Bisping for the Natty Championship
Bought UFC 2 and a big bag of weed at the weekend
Never watched UFC before or played any of the games, but holy shit I'm addicted. Smoke a dudeweedlmao joint and can just play 5 or 6 really intense fights in a sitting. It's SO MUCH FUN. Especially when you get that hard earned knockout.
>>66941774
Bisbong by flying heel hook KO at 4:37 of round 4
>>66941799
buying some weed for this weekend too, playing video games on the that shit is the bomb. i like picking nick and nate and memejitsuing meme kick n00bs
i'm downloading jon jones vs vitor belfort
any webm requests besides the armbar?
>>66941799
>>66941822
Champions don't do weed.
>mfw people think dc is a better wrestler than jbj
why cos he came 4th in an olympics? omg!!
>>66941870
>4th in the olympics
>literally losing twice at the olympics
dude shit lmao
>>66941822
>>66941822
I've never watched much real UFC but is there as much blood in real life as there is in the game? Nearly every fight I'm in blood coats the mat by the end of it.
>>66941870
epic
>>66941407
>>66941424
>mfw
Do you think athletes perspective and approach towards drugs varies in each country?
Would we see Jon Jones figures or even Nick Diaz like ones in the Netherlands? New Zealand? Bangladesh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojt4iozpqO8
Video about Cody East
>>66941962
Stupidity is universal
>>66941887
dont think he lost the second time, he was too much of a fatass to compete
>>66941992
your mom is universal
>>66941978
>old grandfather sob story
what is this, the x-factor?
>>66941992
>drug use = stupidity
wow nice job slurping up that DEA propaganda lmao
>implying i can't heem everyone itt
>>66941724
>my crew will fuck your crew up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBRvJtCze4w
>>66942058
Avengers 3: Hue Wars
>>66941903
The game is made way more exciting then real life matchs because it has to be fun to play. There are some classic knockout drag out brawls though.
The Tutorial fight between Robbie Lawler vs Rory McDonald is a modern classic.
If i was Jon Jones i would never forgive the UFC for that disqualification defeat, he would have won that easily.
>>66942187
But he cheated and got rightfully DQed for it
>ywn be friends with Hunto
Rip in peace
>>66942218
based Hunto.
>>66942224
People who take anything this seriously are the worst. I guess Islam gets a pass because all of them are fucking crazy.
>>66942217
the match was over, at least it should be a no contest
>>66942224
What an uptight faggot
>>66942224
>tfw Khabib won't fight for at least a year because he has to wage jihad on SBG
gonna make a few jones vitor webms here we go
>>66942187
Are you doubting the prowess of Matt "The Silent Hammer" Hamil, Doc?
>>66942291
i am, is a twat, that was the only way he could win.
>>66942224
whys a russian muslim?
I thought that shit would not be allowed over there
>>66942329
He's an Avar from that whole hodgepodge of countries between the proper Middle East and Russia itself. Basically Slav genetics with Arab psychosis.
>>66942329
He is from the south of Russia, Dagestan which is like 80% Muslim.
>>66942282
God forbid he ever becomes champ. A guy from a regilion that advocates genocide who can only choose to fight a few months out of the year would make Dana put his fist through a wall.
test
https://twitter.com/shaunalshatti/status/722135148972679169
Was he autistic?
>>66940717
>>66940830
Still racking my brain of this one, feel like I must be forgetting something really obvious... could it have been Salmon vs Gordon?
>>66942288
Not gonna lie, I've fantasized about an alternate reality where Vitor connected clean there and ended JBJ's champiumship reign a few times.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
Accidental tweet by Johny Hendricks?
Was deleted soon after posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hdG1aXlExI
Pretty catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOhvxxqYCvI
>>66942490
stop shilling this annoying attention whoring monkey faced slut
this one was fun to make...
>>66942345
how terrifying
>>66942504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2k-hGc1xs8
>>66942560
>calls himself Kid Nate
>actually a middle aged man
>>66942490
is she winning?
>>66942560
>>66942568
its really only worth it for Zane
Best fight of all time I can watch?
Requirements are there's some stand up, clinch and ground action throughout at a real high intensity. Blood on both sides would b gud.
https://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
https://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
https://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
>>66942594
No no no please no
anything but those goofs
>there are """people""" that literally post the same things every single day in every single thread
>>66942568
that's because he's 5'5 (literally)
>>66942616
>there are autistic people are on 4chan
thanks, tips
>>66942616
try reddit
>>66942626
I don't think torres is even fighting to win, she's fighting to pay for her college. If she can't land a job, she will keep fighting since wmma is a joke.
reminder to praise the black based beast god
The newest episode of the Ascend podcast has Carlos Condit
http://ascendbodymind.com/bp1/2016/4/18/ap-27-carlos-condit
It's one of those spirituality and mindset podcasts
The hosts sound like Ross Pearsons
>>66941799
can you pit mark hunt against paige vanzant?
>>66942639
good for her she made $22,500 the other night if you include her reebux
>I rate Pancrase
Jon Jones training with Ido Portal.
https://www.instagram.com/p/9_3NJfS985/
>>66942560
>>66942594
>bloodyelbow
>I rate Bas Rutten
>>66942759
fuck you
Has prediction bro started taking pics yet
>>66942759
>paying +10k's for some guy teaching you meme tier gymnastics
>>66942842
He's got more flexibility and functional strength in his littlest finger than you have in your whole body.
>>66942829
Does anyone have the results pic from this weekend ?
I wasn't here and I don't remember what I did
>>66942852
I think you'd be suprised
![6dd2a51005deb7160b25050b78a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZgdDCVy.jpg "6dd2a51005deb7160b25050b78a[1].jpg")
>>66942329
There is a lot of small "republics" inside of Russia, such as Tatarstan, Dagestan, Checnhya and so on, they have been Muslim since medieval times. Also they are not slavic ethnically, they are much closer to kebabs genetic-wise.
Already heemed two people so far today. How many more before the day is over?
>>66942931
I want you to try
>>66942345
>Basically Slav genetics with Arab psychosis
They have almost none of Slavic genetics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northcaucasian_race
>>66942872
If fink YOU'd be surprised. I really do. I think he'd mewv all over you. How are you gonna stop him from doing webm attached all over you?
>>66942957
I unironicly can do those glute ham raises too but I dont weigh 60kg
>>66942938
I would put you on life support, kid.
>>66942592
Hunto vs Bigfoot 1
>>66942957
This is the most retarded shit I've seen in my life
So this has been the era of upsets lately, especially in championship fights. Werdum vs Cain, Luke vs Chris, Holly vs Ronda, Holly vs Meisha, Nate vs Conor (not championship, but huge upset).
Is the trend gonna continue with Jon vs Ovince, or even DJ vs Cejudo? If both champs lose on saturday, is anything certain in life?
>>66942971
You're nothing more than a pussy with a keyboard
>>66942969
I just think there's a bridge between you and the best guys in the mewvment, and I don't think you can cross that bridge
>>66942957
Look everyone, I am Ido Portal!
>>66943012
>Holly vs Meisha
>Nate vs Conor
>Those being upsets
kek
That was just free money
>>66942997
its an hamstring exercise, very good one
>>66943018
I can do a cartwheel too but without the meme spin
>>66943019
wut am I looking at here
>>66943012
>If both champs lose on saturday, is anything certain in life?
That hard work and dedication pay off, and champs with addictions (cocaine, video game streaming) will always lose!
>>66943025
Meisha and Nate were both huge underdogs going into the fight, and went on to win. That's the definition of an upset.
>>66943012
If jbj and mm lose then the post-USADA era would be over and the WHO era begins
Either way the texEIRA is coming
>>66943043
>the texEIRA
I like it
>>66942972
this
Is Jon BULL tier?
>>66943039
Oh they were. But that was complete bullshit that they were. Hence the free money.
What pop song would you guys walk out too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU
>>66943065
No, i think his legs are smaller than mine desu
>>66943026
https://youtu.be/Vw9O5wZnQfA
Doing this. It's one of the basic bboy moves he uses to appear fancy.
He's a hack whose only value is questionable knowledge of gymnastic training.
>>66943081
I know that hes a hack
Apparently he charges people 1000$ a month for online coaching where he gives you a basic routine. And people actually pay him
>>66943076
It's true, his legs are skinny as fuck. Wouldn't be surprised if his leg snapped like silva's
>>66943081
>>66943099
Guys please stop flaming Ido Portal. His revolutionary philosophy of movement and free form expression have helped millions of people worldwide. Don't forget the rules of this forum. Thanks!
>>66943118
I didnt read the FAQ or the rules
209 mmuthafuckur
>>66943118
>australian backing some jew
>doesnt hop on the durian meme
>>66943159
Not that guy but Durian is a sensationalist fuckwit
>tfw i could heem every Ido Portal here
>>66943136
Don't blame me when you get an infraction on your forum profile~
>dan henderson has a stepdaughter
is this a good or a bad thing
>>66943197
His wife daughters son thinks its a good idea
>>66943197
i might miss the card this weekend because my girlfriend has to work and her daughter needs a babysitter
>>66943248
That's great
BJ PENN IS BOSS
>Girlfriend claims being raped
>girlfriend
wut
>>66943248
why do i want to watch this AV?
Shawn Jordan just won't let it go will he
>>66943248
do you think gabi even has periods anymore?
>>66943295
shouldnt have done steroids shawn
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/27/10854772/ufc-shawn-jordan-willing-to-give-up-mma-if-he-doesnt-get-paid
and give up mma u fat fuck
nobody gives a fuck about you or your fights
>>66943279
Part of this new rape culture meme lad
>>66943349
im call it full of shit desu m8
>>66943322
why wouldn't she?
>>66943012
>Luke vs Chris
that was hardly an upset
>>66943464
I was pretty upset at the end
>>66943464
agree, Luke was an underdog but the odds were pretty close.
![1401593679927[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ub59Ea4.jpg "1401593679927[1].jpg")
>>66943443
no reason lad
>ywn get triangle choked by Mackenzie Dern
which one of you queers are gonna suck my dick?
>>66943498
>that nose
everytime
>>66943484
>making even wanderlei silva look small
Do you think you will outlive Joe Rogan?
>>66943575
why drink that literal shit
>>66943575
>drinking that shit
also those cans look huge, dont seem like their 0,5L cans
im guessing 1L? dayum
>>66943308
between 15000 and 25000 times, 100%
>>66943582
>that HGH gut
JUST
>>66943582
no
he will freeze himself in a cryogenic chamber and be defrosted when they figure out how to bring him back
>>66943582
nah he can afford stem cells, shoots that shit into his balls daily
>>66943484
whos the twink on the left next to wanderlei silva?
GET
THE
FUCK
IN
HERE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
http://youtu.be/fSoeyiNHBqE
>>66943704
>Eugene
no thanks
![1443272507712[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GlW0e43.jpg "1443272507712[1].jpg")
How did we go from this...
>>66943730
is this pic real
>>66943704
>Kid Nate
no thanks
>>66942592
Not much clinch but I'd go with Takanori Gomi vs Nick Diaz, definitely one of the most exciting and fun to watch fights ever.
>>66943704
>Eugene
Thanks
>>66943730
to this
>>66943704
you got my back
![1405497855290[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9E5oYTq.png "1405497855290[1].png")
to THIS
>>66942957
This is easy, we do it in boxing and kickboxing sometimes.
>>66943777
why are they rubbing their hands
![1457609304355[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/sHGskuZ.jpg "1457609304355[1].webm")
>>66943498
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/19/11459336/fedor-vs-maldonado-official-for-fight-nights-global-on-june-17
>2016
>Fedor is fighting on FightPass™
What a time to be alive
>>66943840
>somehow maldonaldo is getting paid to fight again
Good for him, I guess.
>bloodyelbow
>>66943737
our eyes aint real
>>66943862
what are they talking about?
>>66943847
Whoa whoa whoa, we don't know if he's getting paid for this fight.
>>66943878
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/19/11436638/brittney-palmer-files-lawsuit-husband-assault-aaron-zalewski
>>66943847
Being paid to get punched so Fedora can pad his record more so his fanboys can call him the goat
>>66943862
Hahaha
hahahahahahhahaha
>>66943575
>muscle monster
Never seen that before
Is the cut off age for being a competitive fighter in the UFC slowly decreasing as people are entering the sport at a younger age?
>>66943878
Palmer's fiance who forced her to get plastic surgery and beat her around too.
It's a bit of Reverse Arianny situation.
God, that mugshot... she looks so hot after she beats the shit out of an Indian
>>66943902
13 is prime fighting age
>>66943908
Well fuck that guy is an asshole and that guy is a bit fucked up and deserved to be told off.
>>66943908
not even her name is real
why date/marry these phonies
>>66943896
>great veteran grappler
>ex-ufc title challenger
>Olympic Judo gold medalist
>pro kickboxer
sure buddy, they are all 'trash' whatever helps you sleep at night
"it is what it is"
>>66943896
>Brazilian Jake Shields
Everytime
>>66943322
yes, but it is semen instead of blood
>>66943987
victoriajade2390 asking the hard questions
>>66943737
yes, but it's just some camwhore from twitter, it's not gabi
>>66943987
>Rose will never kiss your kids goodnight
Why continue on bearing this cruel world, heem?
>>66943987
I fucking hate wisdom teeth, mine have been killing me for years. Good on her.
>>66944058
So you can continue to seek validation for your existence by posting shirtless pictures of yourself in the mma thread, on the sports subsection, of an anime based image board.
Have any of you ever invented your own martial art? What did you call it? What were its core tenets?
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66944081
get them pulled then wtf
>>66943796
damn, mackenzie really is tiny. gabi is only 1.87 as well
>tfw no tiny gf to cling to your face like a koala
what is the point of carrying on?
>>66944112
>What were its core tenets?
1 You must always heem
2 You must always heem
3 In case you don't heem refer to 1 and 2
>>66943012
>Is the trend gonna continue with Jon vs Ovince
i hope to god so
>>66944081
>years
Get them pulled you goof, your government will probably pay for it. It doesnt hurt at all, the only bad thing is shoving guaze pads in your bloody mouth for a few hours.
>bloodyelbow
You wouldn't last a minute
>>66942616
really?
>>66944281
he smashes cans very easily
>>66944081
get them pulled
everything will suck for the next day, but it'll be all over
>>66944168
>>66944267
>>66944310
Maybe I should heem them as you say lads
I'll need an 8 week training camp at Greg Jacksons' place though
will this be a spicy cucking?
![1460858929171[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DCSzNfS.jpg "1460858929171[1].jpg")
>>66942854
pic rel
>>66942829
It's a bit early, he hasn't shown his face for a while tho so who knows
Who /wonderboy/ here?
>>66944369
>the big ticket
>the freight train
>ticket
>train
kek
>>66944372
love getting screwed by judges, tecia won and i wouldn't have been a goof if they got it right.
>>66944369
>shit heavyweights
>spicy
A heem? Maybe. Spicy? No.
>>66944394
Didn't one judge score it 30-27 too? Kek
>>66944395
>Shit heavyweights
Reduntant desu
>he doesn;t have any wins
>>66944451
i have a win right there in that very picture, goof.
here take another.
>>66944395
its all about the proud black male beating up the white boi
![1447320223830[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/u4Q59uW.jpg "1447320223830[1].webm")
>>66944369
>>66944390
>>66944476
Take this win then you casual
>>66944491
here take this oldschool heem
>>66944122
>>66944122
ile be drinking some premium grade whisky to celebrate
>>66941833
That's why they do weed.
>>66944529
forgot pic
>>66944539
what are you doing in russia Lyoto?
>>66944539
>they sell whiskey in motor fuel jugs
>>66944563
>in russia
>>66944539
>premium quality
>plastic jug
>>66944588
>not seeing the tape holding the label to the bottle
>bottled and packaged in sierra leone
please done die russia
>>66944563
>>66944560
>>66944588
they spared no expense on the whisky but didn't budget for the bottling
but trust me its good stuff
>>66941962
The quest for heart disease is pretty widespread.
>>66944613
>best before 2012
>>66944539
>best before Sandy Hook
>>66942056
yeah so this lad swallowed a guy his own size, then?
>>66944386
>>66944539
Do you normally save your photos with 4chan filenames?
>>66944386
>do a spin
>spin again
lol
>>66944655
>black
dropped
>>66944637
not always
Sakuraba vs Wanderlei 4 when?
Can you honestly say you wouldn't want to insert your dick in between these thick, juicy lips?
>>66944691
God bless him
>>66944691
though that was koksal from the thumbnail desu
>>66944655
what did she mean by this?
>>66944369
>tfw 5'11" and have a longer reach than both these bums
>>66944369
>height measured in inches
wtf
PTA W
>>66944874
You measured wrong.
>>66944925
nope. I have a 79 inch reach
>>66944925
I measure from the bottom of my sack
>>66942436
what happens when you try that shit irl
>>66943039
>Nate was an underdog
casual as fuck spotted
>>66942436
What happened? Why did the guy start looking for the remote under the couch?
>>66942224
What a piece of shit.
Who'd of thought all the Khabib lovers were ISIS cucks.
>>66944954
Kind of awesome feature but you are officially a chimp
>>66942345
i'm picturing tracksuits and cigarettes
>>66945014
i love how god made our arms just long enough to masturbate (save for artem)
where does /heem/'s jealousy of schaub stem from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z-AxOGzNDk
>>66945014
nah, but the tips of my fingers can touch my knees standing upright
>>66943896
you've never been kicked by Rizzo, I see
>>66945049
just messing with you. I'd like to have a couple of extra inches for dat reach 2bh. Only downside is that it would probably be harder to get thick juicy arms
>>66944372
Oh that's right, I didn't do picks after the card was changed
kek
>>66945014
Is that Jon on the right?
>>66941903
>a casual to educate
the aforementioned lawler vs mcdonald
hunt vs silva
lauzon vs miller
the diaz bros bleed alot
wmma
zingano vs tate
zingano vs nunes
namajunas vs van zant
penne vs ellis
>>66945013
>Artem
