/heem/: jpj edition
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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
discover spicy news for yourself and post it here senpaitachi
first for lestah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl6ZVNou3Tk&index=1&list=FLPUxZj0CqFQ6COYjEoH3-Mw
;_;
>not linking to old thread
http://youtu.be/lAZ1qVFrDWo
https://youtu.be/eOR1E6heWc0
>>66930284
I wish you'd be more like
>>66930251
fofao was here
>>66929985
i'm have no idea how the boxing and mma industries work; i'm just trying to get answers to commonly read complaints from both fighters and fans that mma fighters are underpaid. i thought a $65 seat in the rafters was high for rose vs PVZ --- those same seats were literally 10x as much for mcgregor vs diaz. floor seats were several thousand dollars.
wiki says the gate was only $8,100,000 for ufc 196 --- that's what ali got to fight holmes in 1980.
Who wins in a kickboxing match, Bethe or Miesha?
>>66930362
8 million was a lot more back then aswell buddy.
But Muhammad Ali is a name known in every country on earth, mcgregor is a literal who to majority
>>66930373
the self steem of every female in attendance
those bitches are ugly af
>>66930392
>Bethe
>ugly
???
>>66930410
for sure
>>66930251
her nose is bad even straight on with photo filters
>>66930322
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
By becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
>>66930392
>self steem
kill yourself hue
>>66930429
idk lad, her and mieshas hotness is just more with the nose. it fits their faces well
>>66930451
that's unironically a good song
>>66930314
Wow guys, it really seems like he changed this time.
>>66930384
that's what i'm saying --- how could they afford to pay ali 8M in 1980 off of just gate? --- what other sources of revenue was coming in?
>>66930314
>athlete
is this uncle danas version of sports entertainer???
>>66930410
i've never considered ronda a beautyqueen but i guess it's all relative
>>66930344
3rd round sub by Nate
>>66930530
what happened to the whole goobs wants to promote his fights shit? did he get it? is he getting part of the gate merch etc now ontop of the ppv and fight money???
>>66930572
based ireland
>>66930570
>cheeky dana copping a field
>>66930598
no fucking way did he get co-promotion
>>66930641
>field
>peak
i may be shit at life and at math but at least I can spell
>>66930598
i have no idea how the industry works. nick did start up a promotion a few years back that did one event. maybe conors will do better but he's going to need alot more money in his pocket to go anywhere with it
Hes coming
>>66930641
a feel of what, fucking nothing there
>>66930570
danas same happy look
>this triggers the britcucks
>0(unironically literally ZERO) ufc champs
>belarus, poland, and ireland unironically have more champs
top kek
>>66930705
kek
>>66930766
Tom Breese coming for that belt
>>66930705
(You)
>>66930766
Soon France will have a champ
>>66930766
Based Hendo, I hope he gets one final heem against Lombard and retires to a comfy promotional job for better money and insurance than what he makes right now.
>>66930792
breese lost to nakamura
>>66930766
Half of Poland lives in England, JJ is one of our own.
>>66930799
He's still MY BULL
>>66930766
Delete this.
>>66930821
look at that physique
>>66930815
Your glorious empire really went to shit once you opened the flood gates to scum
>>66930815
>le foreigners are really brits maymay
>this deflection cause you have no excuse for the caliphates shitness
well she certainly has the looks of a brit
>british """people"""
>british """movies"""
>british """fighters"""
>british """humor"""
>british """cricket"""
>british """soccer"""
>british """"""""""premier"""""""""" league
you guys suck at everything kek
>>66930910
Buttmad
>>66930910
why
>>66930910
this
>>66930910
Why you hev to be mad?
>>66931025
>people still think UFC is real
you can clearly see Condit blade himself open
>>66930940
>using English
>>66930910
Brits have Boxing champs though..
And the Premier League is the highest earning in Europe
Agree with everything else though, lol
>>66931059
it's not their language anymore friend
we own it now
*
>speaking American
>""""great"""" britain
wew lad wew
>All these salty ameriburgers
>>66931059
>implying thats because they imposed it on the world
>>66931066
but we have the highest earning boxing champ. you cant use money to validate their shite league then use a different argument for boxing. Ali, Mike, Mayweather are bigger names than that nandos cuck
>>66931230
>be britain
>own the world
>get your ass kicked by colony
>fast forward a couple of centuries
>get cucked by that colony
>be britain
>create sports
>get cucked by other countries and former colonies all the time
>be britain
>isis is bigger than you
kek
>you now realise that Pat Barry is paedophile
>>66931050
lol
>>66931508
with a heart of gold
>>66931394
>>get your ass kicked by colony
>Implying it wasn't the French and Spanish that won that war
>Forgetting that when you tried that shit again without their help we used your president's house to make s'mores
Shouldn't be surprised at your lack of education after all
>be american
>get shot going to school
>>66930792
He's a brawler with crap technique with mediocre grappling skills
Future gatekeeper to the top 15
>>66930251
wow
i need to make a half brazilian daughter
>>66931672
gotta get a nigress to fuck you first
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11455514/diego-brandao-arrested-on-felony-charges-after-allegedly-pistol
Kek
>>66931887
If he gets cut but Julianna Pena doesn't I swear on me mum.
>>66931940
Did they do anything at all to Pena?
OH ETH PEE has no chance against knee destroyer and sober Jones
Threadly reminder that you will never wake up on a cool, cozy, sunny morning and cuddle with Mackenzie
>>66932001
She looks almost too happy. It makes me want to punch her.
>>66931998
OSP is probably gonna get submitted in the first round.
Test if I'm still banned
>>66930472
You're confusing what is real family
>>66931672
provide me your wife and I'll make your dreams come true
>>66930717
He will headline a shit card in Ireland, and it will sell out Croke park in minutes
>>66932113
>and it will sell out Croke park in minutes
Maybe but only if he either beats Diaz, or at the very least Edgar. His appeal to the irish was he was a shittalker who was winning. Once he gets heemed a few times the casuals will lose interest in him.
>>66932234
>herb motherfucking dean
EVERY FUCKING TIME
How long until the pride of England returns to the cage?
>>66932234
>that shrug
>>66932288
Go away bisping no1 cared about you. Your just a basic white male with no charisma
https://youtu.be/oOHzvzAaQUk
EMBEDDED
>>66932282
>necrosis hadnt even set in
Wtf herb
>>66932288
July 8, 2016, England's very own Ross "The Real Deal" Person returns to the Octagon, to fight Tony Krause. With a professional record of 19-10 (1) Ross threatens to be a tough opponent.
>>66932268
True, I don't think he'll set up a promotion either way. But it would be very easy, and profitable, for him to set up a one off card in Dublin full of SBG fighters and Calais migrants
>>66932320
OSPbedded!
>>66932234
where did shads chin go?
>>66932495
Lyoto deleted it years ago desu familia
>>66932518
but he survived those horrific elbows that Jones hit him with. Maybe USADA deleted it
>>66932331
>nigga literally sleeping on the ground like an angel
>>66932320
how did i not notice that OSP has a lisp before
>>66932705
>>66932320
why is jones such a creepy weirdo?
>>66932771
>>66932819
>>66932705
do you have this face he makes before that fight?
>>66932893
._.
It was so cute when they smushed after Manborg defeated The Whitemare Marius Zaromskis
>>66932893
>>66932901
I'll grab it soon
>>66931599
Yeah but pretty soon it'll be getting Allah ackbard on the way to school there. Sucks for us both snaggletoothbro
>>66933006
so nick comes back august, lawler is fighting woodley, so does nick fight the natty goat or what? bad match-up desu, he is too big
>>66931066
>Brits have Boxing champs though..
They've been outclassed for a century by the US.
>>66933070
He'll fight Bisping
Reminder Nick unironically has the GOAT resume
Hes fought the LW GOAT, the WW GOAT and the MW GOAT
And thats just for starters
>>66933054
>>66932901
Just had a look, they don't film any pre-fight and I couldn't see him making that face
>>66933099
nick only likes fighting hitters or big names, bisping is neither
>>66932819
Honestly I've always been surprised when he turns that he doesn't get kneed unconscious quick
>>66933036
Nah it won't be anytime soon. Muzzies are still only like 5% of the population
>tfw at the rate things are going I'll be too old to enjoy the inevitable race wars
>>66933130
fugg
i'll make a shit version from youtube then, thx for trying tho & the webms
>>66933130
>>66932040
weirdo
>>66933070
>lawler is fighting woodley
should be a fun fight
>>66933190
Post the most brutal tappy's you've seen lads
>>66933223
Guess we're not going to have to see BJ Penn's return after all
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/18/11456114/police-launch-investigation-into-alleged-b-j-penn-sexual-assault
>>66933248
>>66933161
no worries, I'm gonna eventually grab something from each one of his fights, so if I come across it I'll grab it
>>66933099
too big for him, he shouldn't do it desu
>>66933200
would have rather had nick vs lawler, woodley fighting lawler is gonna be spicy af tho
>>66933282
>>66933155
5% evenly dispersed is one thing, but thats a fool's dream to think they aren't all gonna be in the major pop centers and have an enormous presence
Consider the us we have only 15% negro population here,and it's all in the South, spots in Cal and new York steak, where the concentration is fucking ridiculous.
5% slimes is fucking scary dude
>>66933309
>>66933308
>would have rather had nick vs lawler
I'd rather have had lawler vs wondermeme and woodley vs rory in a no1 contenders match
>>66933333
>oh shit dem quadz
>>66933190
When lawlor had hair and no chin lol
>>66933161
>>66933333
Nick comfirmed for GOAT
>>66933341
>not wanting to see nick heem post usada lawler
>>66933364
>Nick autisticly trying to put Neers arm back together after breaking it
>>66933364
got a few spicy leg kicks from the cyborg fight too
>>66933326
>5% slimes is fucking scary dude
Only for the plebs and cucks who live in London and maybe Manchester/Birmingham.
>99.8% white countryside masterrace reporting in
>>66933364
>Quadz
>Not posting the Embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOHzvzAaQUk
>>66933444
>oh shit dem tripz
>>66933446
>Tripz
>>66933381
FUCK
lets try that again
>>66933405
>Implying he could
>>66933130
wait, from 15 seconds onward he has his knee right up in tibau's crotch, isn't that illegal? even if it isn't, it's like right up there mashing the shit out of his dick, what the fuck
casual here
>>66933482
"Blackmail": Obama under pressure to declassify secret 9/11 report
>>66933484
have this for now, i'll find it eventually
T H E N T H A I S H O N A L
>>66933485
>forgetting how he heemed roidie lawler
(You)
>>66933551
I didn't forget anything,
>>66933643
>ending sentences in a comma
>british """"grammar""""
K E K
>tfw you get to witness two GOATs get defeated in the same night
>>66933718
>Not understanding how someone could make a fucking typo at 2am
>american """""""""common sense"""""""""""""
>>66933724
>jbj losing to thenthaishional oethp
>mighty manlet losing to wrasslefucking spic
kek
>>66933484
ok think i finally got it cut right
who watching Combate Americas here?
https://www.ufc.tv/video/combate-americas-3-prelims
>>66933754
>shitposting at 2am
>staying up to shitpost
>there isn't even a memecard
>british """""neets"""""
>>66933805
>Don't agree with someone so it must be shitposting
>Someone up at 2am must be a neet
>>66933877
>british """"wagecuck""""
sure thing bud
>>66933865
can u get the sneaky, delayed hook diaz throws at 1:01 left in the first? also the combo b4 it pls
>>66933333
holy shit that angle though. that perfect fucking shot of his left going down to reveal the right is honestly movie-like
also czeched
>>66933333
such beautiful boxing from nick
also i miss the days of neer having a ching :(
>>66933929
not a wagecuck either. nice try tho
>>66934012
>t. self employed imam
>>66934045
Oh shit you got me, that's exactly what I do, how'd you know
can we stop the brit vs yank fighting and all start a war on the aussie shitposters?
I WANT AUSSIE SHITPOSTERS TO LEAVE
>>66934117
Fuck you
>>66934117
nah, atleast aussies and kiwis have based dad kelly and hunto. brits have a midtier mandrama fag, thats their """goat""", literally cant make that shit up
I've been on a road trip the last few days, what'd I miss ? Apart from the card obviously, which Fite Pass won't let me see, as the shite service it is
>>66933520
oh man that sass
>>66934117
>can we stop the brit vs yank fighting
There is no fighting. This is a battle of wit and eloquence and you Americans sadly came unarmed
>>66933921
>>66934217
>This is a battle of wit and eloquence
>>66934217
>this is a battle of wit and eloquence
you sound like a limpwristed fedora nu male
kek
>>66934251
>>66933943
sure, will post after penn
>>66934305
>>66934270
>>66934278
>Americans being in charge of understanding a joke
>>66933943
>>66934346
Get out of here with your ugly ass corn kernel teeth
Also got these from in between the diaz fights
>>66934405
>>66934346
>i was only pretending to be a gay fedora
sure you were nigel al-londoni
>>66934402
>>66934446
Now you're getting it. Of course if you could come up with a joke from this century that'd be even better desu
>>66934487
you're getting emotional
>>66934583
Of course, I mean I obviously deeply care what some random people are saying on a taiwanese claymotion BBS
Who watching Combates americas here?
>>66934487
>our terrible teeth have been a global laughing stock for over 100 years s-so you can't m-make fun of us anymore!
brendan schaub
goofs
>>66934740
>>66934740
>tfw that stereotype is 100% right
I've lived in the UK for 7 months now and fookin hell that's terrifying
>OSP has a lisp
i unlocked the puzzle
>>66934727
When does it start again?
>>66934843
>he makes the effort to go and find this unsubstantiated bullshit in some asscrack on the internet
>right after claiming he's not getting emotional
>>66934928
Does that mean we can change her name to Roidy Ronda Rousey now?
>>66934941
its on right now on fightpass. First fight of the prelims playing
me on the right
>>66934947
>Posting the first result from a google search of british vs american dentistry is an effort
>Being this buttmad about your shitty jokes not being funny
also
>unsubstantiated
>mentions source in the article
wat
>"great" britain getting btfo itt
>>66934981
Don't have fightpass because I'm max jew, when does the NBC card start?
>>66935004
>>66935024
The main card? it says about 2 and a half hours on fightpass
>>66934359
thanks m8, i love that delayed lead hook
can the british striking technician, aka heem's jack slack, break it down?
>>66934843
>I have long thought that most women look better with their natural teeth than a row of perfect brilliant white teeth that look like a row of tomb stones. - Adrian, Brixham, Devon UK
>Britons pride themselves for providing socialized medicine to all - but there has been a systematic collapse in dentistry that has largely occurred without public outcry. But after all no-one likes going to the dentist, do they? - Duncan Brumby, London
>Yeah cause of course we Brits are so far behind the Americans that we never brush our teeth, have never heard of an orthodontist and certainly would never dream of taking our kids to a dentist. How foolish can some people be? Wake up - perfect white teeth look totally fake. - Sarah, Sheffield
The people speak for themselves lmao
>>66935060
Cool, thanks Strayabro. Found an NBC stream for it so I'll watch it there when it airs.
>>66935126
post stream goof
>>66935126
no probs. Not liking the production so far but we will see how the fights are
>tfw goofs still get baited by the cruise poster
Guys im going on a trip to london next week. Will the locals bantz me to death if they find out im an American?
>>66935200
I just watched the tampa fight night
Am I too late for the memes?
>>66935269
No one cares when they learn I'm French
Their banter is widely overrated
>>66935269
don't expect anything worse than OY YER FAT INNIT YOU YANKEE WANKER or something like that
>>66933773
Jones loses all his superpowers once you take away his cocaine, and Cejudo is too unpredictable for Mighty Mouse
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
yair rodriguez is going to get his head knocked clean off by fili, i will be betting a sizable amount on this, just thought id let you know incase you like free money with absolutely zero risk attached
>>66935435
>thinking fili even has a chance in that fight
>>66935453
>the meme kick meme
top fucking kek have fun watching rda vs pettis 2.0 while i roll around in cash
>>66935435
yair "the flying meme" rodriguez is going to meme all over fili
>>66935435
i'll cap this friend
if you're right you'll go down in posterity as being right
if you're wrong /heem/ will laugh at you
>>66935539
thank you, i was gonna cap these responses anway so i can brag when im right
>>66935539
he's just meme'ing you goofball
>>66935539
>>66935564
im not memeing faggot im dead fucking serious, this is going to happen
What does /heem/ think of Cody Garbrandt
>>66935622
i like him
his personality is douchey, but he always delivers spicy fights
>>66935622
he throws looping wingers too often and will get caught because of that in this next fight but has potential to be like robbie lawler because of his quick hands and good chin
>>66935623
me on the left
>>66935622
His fight with almeida is the one I'm most looking forward to tbqh
>>66935684
he is going to get heemed in the 2nd round due to his winging punches
>>66935718
Wouldn't even be surprised if it happened sooner than that
>>66935622
Fag tats, I want Almeida to destroy him
>>66935623
>>66935666
that guy is one of japans GOAT sumo wrestlers
>>66935817
He aint got nothin' on this nigga
>>66935768
Why do all the super athletes have glass chins? I wish Todd Duffee was good enough to be my boy.
>>66935918
Or this nigga
>>66935960
Too many ego wars in the gym during sparring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmnx5SMZ_k
Will we never have a coked out Jon Jones again lads?
>>66935982
Fun fact, there was one fight before that one. Pancrase vet Jason DeLucia choking out some fag in a minute.
>>66935960
Duffee was clearly on the juice in this fight, so I guess he was sparring with other people who were juiced up and his chin just got weak. Probably the same as what happened with Aldo when he started fighting clean.
>>66936054
Dont despair It's only one loss away friend
>>66936054
>goldie going into a coked up frenzy
lmao they definitely were doing lines together
>>66936067
Oh really? I don't have it, so that's kinda shitty. Was it not aired?
>>66935995
>tfw Schaub had his chin deleted by Shane Carwin and he never would have been champ
>>66936088
His fight against Russow just crashed the Todd Duffee hypetrain
>>66936126
I don't think so, didn't even appear on the VHS afaik.
>almost kill man in ring
>get busted for steroids
>90 day suspension because based tx athletic commission
>already scheduled for another main event fight
bellator is getting better and better boys
>>66936126
Back before they had fightpass you only had a limited amount of PPV air time so the prelims were not showed.
I think Fightpass did upload some of the old prelim fights though.
>>66933496
resting your knee on your opponents junk isnt illegal, the cup will do it's job handily, it's the knee strike or kick that fucks up the ballsack.
>>66936169
Bellator have been spotty lately but their two upcoming mains are very legit fights with relevant top fighters in the world today. The Koreshkov vs Bendo card in particular has some really good fights on there.
>>66936169
can't blame em, gotta see if they can still milk the Slice for all it's worth. They'll probably chuck him away like a wet rag if it does below average numbers for a Kimbo card.
>>66936169
They're going full meme
And I must say I kinda like it
>>66936054
Remember when Jon Jones put on a British accent for an interview?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDaJYxxTgK0
>>66936328
It really is a necessary evil, a few internet fans giving them shit for fights like Kimbo/Dada and Royce/Ken means nothing compared to smashing their ratings records and getting more buzz than the promotion has ever gotten before.
