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Crippling Fruit Machine Lonliness Edition
Mediocre Old Thread : >>>66925998
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First for KornerKing is a fraud
wall street is one of us
Not sure about Shanghai here desu
>>66941623
Took one look at the four legged atheletes page, and closed my browser.
Going for a walk.
>>66941636
neither
>>66941621
I think the bet was good, the penalty just ruined it. also ruined my 1-1 cs bet ; ;
Shanghai plz
cashout on Shanghai all day
Out of Shanghai not feeling it
>fucking GermanBro scudding us all by betting on Shanghai
>LARGE on Shanghai
5 minutes later
>cashout on Shanghai
Im sticking with Shanghai
Patience will reward me
>>66941695
me too, see no reason to cash out right now
Just to let you know, Melbourne Victory are very good at parking the bus, Shanghai would be lucky to snatch a 1-0 victory despite dominating all these stats desu
>>66941701
>Germany not cashing out
ok opinion changed, cashing out
>>66941709
yeah, sticking with unders
NOPE
Cashed the fuck out
>Putting Shanghai as a 5/10 on TT
Hope whoever did this is sweating
That crossbar was the sign to get out lids.
>>66941701
Can you just fuck off, seriously.
I'm not supsersicious, or believe in bad luck as such.
But you're just a one way ticket to debt.
>>66941742
>supsersicious
Gaylord international -0.5 @ 2.1
>>66941742
im not even in debt myself, come on man. its just a losing streak and honestly, ive just been really fucking unlucky. youre just doubting your decisions when im on the same team as you are, because you know ive been losing a lot, but heres also one thing to keep in mind: im way more vocal about the bets i lose than the ones i actually win and i wouldnt be around anymore if i always lost my bets.
>>66941778
Value has gone, buddy.
1111111111111111111111111
SHANGHAI!
111111111111111111111111
Goody aftertiming again.
>>66941666
>>66941680
>>66941726
>>66941775
111111111111111111111111
>>66941800
Loves an afta
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SHANGHAI !!!!!!!
PMSL at the cash out babbies
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hope you cowards cashed out
>>66941785
You did fuck up the Leicester bet though...
SHANGHAIIIII
BASED GERMAN BRO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAN BARE TO BET WITH GERMANY
CAUSE GERMANY CAN BE OKAY
AND WHEN WE BET WITH GERMANY
THE BET MIGHT NOT WIN IN
999999999999999999999999
>>66941666
>>66941680
>>66941726
>>66941775
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>>66941800
Only comments when there's a goal in his favour, he loves it.
>>66941546
Amy's Elite 4th and missed the place @7 by a nose
BL lids
>>66941819
>Doubting the Kraut curse
Victory 3 goals in the second half
>>66941785
this is me >>66941742
I apologise for my comments, please respect my views.
I have changed my mind, you are not a fraud.
But that opinion might change in the 90th minute.
>>66941828
>4th out of 7 runners
Amy is not elite.
Melb hit the crossbar since the trade, Shanghai 2 goals out of nothing then a huge double save from Shang keeper... Fine margins.
>>66941841
>b-but muh value
THOMAS FABBIANO YOU ARE A GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT CHOKER. CHOKING THIS BAD TO SOMEONE WHO HAS ONLY PLAYED 2 MATCHES.
AbsolutelyRektPmsl WORLD bet.
>>66941864
Some say he's shrewder than Euan. HUGE limits on this.
>>66941864
>probably ~+15% ROI after this
not bad lads
imagine if Auckland draw came through though :(
an in-form Manchester City will destroy the Spanish waiter
>>66941954
Depends on the team.
City might rest a few considering they played at the weekend, and for Madrid next week
Who /waitingformanuu21/ here?
NEED Geylang goal like A I R
>>66941985
>>66941954
In all honesty, Benetiz can't do a lot with that NUFC team, and I think NUFC fans would agree anout how poor they actually are.
One win playing through their skins against a safe and pointless, and almost equally as shit Swansea team does not make NUFC survive.
City should demolish them. St. James' park is not fit for Benitez football, but it is for Man City to thrive, they'll be carved open so easy.
1-3 at least.
PEN
ERA PENAL
3333333333333333333333333
SHANGHAI
PMSL AT YOU CASH OUT MUGS
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threethreethreethreethreethreethree
>called Melbourne Victory
>Victory
Going to lose
>cashing out
People still do this?
>>66940689
Might go and meet uni desu
Jonny Dixon is back
>>66942179
Thought Dackers killed him?
OH FUCK
LATE MELBOURNE COMEBACK
>>66942179
He the lad who beat up mackers in a charity boxing match?
>>66942157
The main reason i self excluded from bet365, (only live betting bookie here that offers cash out) and i'm always hovering over the Cash Out button twitching like the rball monkeys on the other side
>>66942280
>self exclusion on 365
do you hate money?
BT wants a smed on Esbjerg Reserves DNB FH
>>66942311
>DNB FH
>>66942311
does he?
>>66942320
>0AH FH
Better?
Had a potential large starting soon but someone has smacked it. So selfish.
>>66942339
s-still value?
>>66942332
That's better
BASED SHANGHAI !!!
>>66942339
Dont talk shit, you are always blaming other people for shit you havnt even posted yet to maintain this aura around yourself
>>66942339
Slovakia slags? rball looks d e c e
>>66942364
No but yes it does.
>>66942360
You seem upset over nothing. At least your fiver on Shanghai won!
>>66942403
>what are you studying at uni
zzzzzzzzz making me yawn just thinking about that tbqh
>>66942403
Just ask her if she wants to smash
>>66942403
>Responding to the initial question is hard work.
if you have trouble responding to "hows it going" life is going to be difficult for you
>>66942403
being whacky and zany is worse, lid. keep swiping. maybe she's a dropout, kek.
>>66942403
>"Hey, hows it going?"
>"Not great tbqh lid, down utter sums on albanian slags pmsl, what are you studying at uni?"
>>66942403
That's boring as fuck.
Anyone who matches you is mostly leading you on, attension seeking, or wants a potential shag.
Cut through the bullshit and reply to any 1st question with.
"Are you only friendly, or are you a keep?"
>>66942439
PMSL
>>66942403
i hope you are really new to tinder
>>66942403
pmsl
>>66942403
Just showed this post to the girls in my hall, they were in tears. What a boring response. PMSL. Thanks for the LAUGH buddy.
>tfw forgot to back artifice sivola at kempton and it won
fuck.
>>66942439
I might try doing this actually, don't have tinder though.
Just in general at one of those annoying stores or somewhere you know, they always ask "Alright?"
>"Not great tbqh lid, down UTTER sums on albanian slags pmsl, got on an absolute worm of a tip from this lttl rat on a Malaysian cartoon image board, what are you studying at uni desu senpai?"
>tinder
The desperation in here stinks. Can't you get girls irl?
>>66942494
not everyone can be a 9/10 chad like you normie
IS /bet/ TT?
Any girls in here?
Alright then wise guys what should I say to my matches then, I clearly don't know how to be original and charismatic,
>>66942516
ya
on a different note, tt desperately needs some improvements, otherwise it has no future
>>66942529
>>66942512
i'm a 6/10 on a good day
>>66942529
pmsl desu lid
>>66942529
yeah that halfy bird that goff now follows. baba. bare fit.
>>66942532
you could start with answering the question the girl asks, if it happens again.
who /twigniteclub/ here
>>66942532
Hassan is good on tinder I think, sure he can take you under his wing.
>>66942532
just talk like you already know they are dtf
>>66942532
say you make $1000 a day gambling
>>66942403
Some people consider it rude to ask for someone's occupation without being close to that person.
>>66942550
bare peng ting
>>66942586
Can't imagine all the filthy liberal girls Swedens get matcher with.
>>66942595
What's wrong with your lips?
>Baba
>fit
Someone post her nudes quick, they're disgusting
Just open with something along the lines of, so when shall we book the wedding?
>>66942629
Cringe
KCCA dont lose.
>>66942636
you
>>66942629
one of my mates has great success with
>you and i, we would make beautiful babies
cringe-worthy but works. he uses it successfully irl too.
>>66942636
You on tinder?
>>66942647
Was from 0-1 lid. Would be a silly thing to post from 0-0.
>>66942649
Sounds like the line from a slimy character in a medium budget 90s film
>>66942597
I don't even bother desu. Swedish girls are so elitist and entitled. I'm just gonna do my best to emigrate before the Civil War.
You might as well just go for it on tinder, same in real life, a 10% success rate is fine
>>66942403
>ask her what she's studying at uni
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66942403
This just reminded me of the time I was on an awful date and ended up asking her what her favourite film was I was so desperate for conversation, so cringey.
>>66942695
What's cringey about that?
>>66942695
I don't get it
>>66942695
That's a pretty normal question desu.
>>66942671
Must be difficult living in Sweden right now.
My heart goes out to all of you.
At the very least, betting isn't banned there.
>>66942697
>>66942700
>>66942704
absolute virgins pmsl
>>66942695
>speaking to women
>not just raising your eyebrows suggestively
crinnnge
Reported all these posts. Thought half term had finished. Discuss betting on sports you dullards.
>>66942700
>>66942704
It's a nothing to talk about question, as in a conversation usually flows from something easily. But on a date, with someone you don't know, you need it to be smooth. Asking what their favourite movie is is not smooth, or flowing. And they'll likely say Marley & Me, or say "i dont know, dont have one"
betting.
>>66942710
I've got 5 birds on the go at this very moment
>trying to have a relationship with women rather than just spending winnings on high class escorts
pmsl
>>66942724
give us a bird lid, need to up my roll.
>>66942723
Clearly you're going out with incredibly low brow women.
Euan!
motherwell u20 -0.5 worth a cheeky tenner from now on
>>66942695
>ended up asking her what her favourite film
kek some girl asked me this and I literally couldn't think of what to say, I think I said Titanic pmsl
>>66942757
I'd definitely go on a date with you and Albania down the pub and talk about IN/OUT, Scottish Referendum, Albanian degeneracy, fixes.
>>66942757
dances with wolves f@m
>Euan!
I asked a girl what her favourite film was. We literally then watched it together that night and I shagged her
So
>>66942758
>His favourite movie isn't Josie & The Pussycats
Pleb
>>66942757
Deliverance
If I'm on a date though, I say Alvin & the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakuel
>>66942780
Did she say Dirty Dancing? Then you know she is dtf
Excellent, now I can reback KCCA
>>66942783
Was overthinking the question 2bh, I had a couple lined up but I thought she'd judge for each one so I went with Titanic cause it's the plebest movie out there
>>66942757
Two for the Money, you don't even have to ask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a6Y7EJDc80
>>66942595
Bare peng ting? Hva?
>>66942798
kmt nutty little skengman
>>66942757
had a chick suck me off while i was watching sylvester stallone mow down asians with a stationary mg, so my answer must be rambo (think it was the 2008 one)
>>66942798
It means she has a penis like a horse's
>>66942792
>tfw Dirty Dancing is my mum's favourite film and we used to watch it together when I was a kid
>>66942818
did you pump her?
>>66942818
Son, get off 4chan, get the washing in u lttl rat
>>66942818
I hope you hit it from the back
>>66942805
That made absolutely nothing clearer.
>>66942811
>she
>penis
Oh, right, I forgot where I was.
>>66942818
she has definitely fingered herself over patrick swayze
>>66942764
*slurp slurp notice me Euan!*
Pathetic.
>>66942757
The Godfather parts 1 & 2 and Incendies.
>>66942818
Christ.
The info for KCCA is that 4 or 5 Saints players are on loan from KCCA. The are the best players in the team and not allowed to play against their parent club. They shouldnt even be winning desu.
>>66942851
Wouldn't you? I think it would be fun.
>>66942849
Can't blame her desu
>>66942809
underrated post
/bet/ meet LITERALLY WHEN
>>66942832
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English#Vocabulary
SURELY KCAA are gonna score 2 more in the 2nd half, RIGHT?
This place is so cringeworthy, just a bunch of addicted little students punting away their loan and trying hard to act like a bunch of 'lads'. So pathetic. It's a nice day so why don't you go outside and enjoy the sunshine with your friends, oh wait you clearly don't have any PMSL
>>66942887
zzzzzzz
>>66942757
Can never deceide between Mike Bassett: England Manager or Run For Your Wife
>>66942871
Christ ... Dem tings I did not need to know, bruv.
>>66942887
Excellent post.
>>66942798
You're such a beg
>>66942887
It's 5C and windy as the day after a night out with curries here.
>>66942900
pmsl
>>66942897
I thought I was the only person you could have possibly watched Run For Your Wife on /bet/, truly is the definition of a so bad it's good film. Danny Dyer, what a man.
>>66942871
London is a truly disgusting place.
>>66942917
in a way they're the same thing
Based Juventus U19's were @3.34 before kickoff
Some bookies are absolute spastics
just won a bet
Got rball for KCCA, Euan you Roadman?
>>66942974
This is the new England f@am, suggest you adapt.
What's "uck"? a blozza or something?
>>66942982
37-37
>>66942935
>Danny Dyer
The only thing I can stand him in is Human Traffic
Reminder not to post off topic content.
Nasaf Qarshi up 1-0 after 45secs
CANT STOP TOPPING UP
Love living in London and love ironically using London slang with my predominately white, middle class friends. Don't @ me
>>66943000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDpYD8DWG1c
This should change your opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIvTIdtQ_Sk
MLE in action
KCCA surely score soon r-right?
>>66943023
>blud
>senpai
>blud
>blud
>sideman
>blud
Is this satire?
>>66943017
>Denise Van Outen
Top slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Zoecej-Dc
Also, was that Rolf Harris?
wtf is going on in this thread? Where are the bets?
>>66943052
KCCA double chance/cheeky on DNB ya mongo
KCCA absolute roadmen
>tfw so many jew games going but no dedi22 bet
Why hasnt Euan TT'd KCAA?
Need 2 KCCA goals like A I R
>>66943047
Yep. Great cast.
>>66943078
you know why
>>66943097
you are shotting major stone buff ting
Paranoia wins again
>>66943097
Definitely a catfish
KCCA GOAL WHEN?????
>>66943097
Ask her what her favourite anime is.
>>66942595
hey that's an old tripfag from /arse/
>>66943112
What, ask if she's from Hollywood?
>>66943097
Do you ever think about how you're going to die?
>>66942935
More like Danny Dire.
>>66942595
she is a used up slut, enjoy your sloppy 8ths
>>66943072
What is any capital city in the world?
>>66943140
NO. Just watch the video mate, it will get you talking to her at the very least.
>>66943143
giggle
>>66943150
lmao
>>66943097
bang average f@m
>>66943097
Ask her what she studies at uni
>>66943097
ask "her" when "she" made her transition
>>66943097
Ask her what her favourite meme is
Anyone on SLAGS tip?
KCCA just a bunch of hungry niggers tbqh
>>66943112
>Getting tinder advice from some bloke on youtube
What's the low down? I don't have 20 minutes but I have 3 girls recently matched who I would shag.
>>66943205
game bs because he's not really happy with his masculinity.
>>66943210
pmsl looking forward to this, reminds me of obscure
>>66943210
shoulda went with "HAHAHAHA UP THOUSANDS"
>>66943200
Now is the perfect time to back them. Rball all them in the past few min.
>>66943210
should just tell her you are worth £xk. Hasnt failed 100% of the time with me
>>66943210
as if a girl like that is gonna settle for anyone sub-flatanon
>>66943134
Shut it and post her nudes, lad.
>>66943225
>implying i'm going in for a reback
Not a chance I'm placing any more money on men that live in mud huts.
>>66943212
Cringe.
Need a KCCA goal or I'm down hundreds lol
You could say I need a KCCA goal like A I R
>>66943170
works surprisingly well tbt (truth be told)
>>66943212
Shut up
>>66943112
Seems like bollocks. But I'm now going to download Tinder and give it a whirl.
Will set the location to somewhere in South America though, don't want anyone seeing me on it.
Need a KCCA goal like they need clean water
>>66943212
pmsl
>>66943258
>Will set the location to somewhere in South America though
>implying it wouldnt use current location
>>66943272
Fake location app pal
>>66943258
Just set it to a city you dont live in fucking idiot.
STILL no KCAA goal
baka down INSANE
>KCCA
Gonna be down again ffs, only won one bet in 3 days and that was birds 10/10. Never ever thought I could lose so many bets.
Euan u lttl rat, you said they won't lose.
>All these individuals
>>66943258
You have to pay for that privilege pay
>>66943315
>Naming you child Gaddafi
love this meme desu
It's like they don't want the 2222222
>>66943315
the biggest begs i know
this fucker ander68 on tt.. posts goal in first 20' 1 minute in and in 3' theres the goal already
>Follow "acclaimed" twitter tipster
>Down sums
>>66943338
>you
>>66943210
post of the day
>>66943342
does she want to edit her photo anymore
>>66943355
Lmao, saw that too
Tears that I didn't get on
Wouldn't want to be my flat in 2 minutes
OH WHEN DA SAINTS
lids im ready to smash things up if KCCA don't score.
>>66943342
Unmatch her you nonce
KCCA SMACKING. Need to put the biscuit in the basket
>>66942705
Cheers, man. It's honestly hell. Our country & culture has been damaged beyond repair at this point. Everyone I know (20-80 m/f) hate it, but there's nothing that we can do. Even my 80 year old female relatives complain about the feminists (and obviously immigrants). They all know we've become a laughing stock by other countries. It makes me sad.
8/9 bets lost over the last 3 days, actually on the verge of tears lads.
>>66943342
>Named Hassan
>Perving with blonde white girls under 18
Checks out.
222222222 minutes of injury time. Please score
>>66943234
never saved those, pics were disgusting imo
HAHAHA DOWN SUMS
