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Disgraceful old thread: >>66920534
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
Based Kane sub-edition
>muh rag tag team of flawed talents
>tfw Flatanon funding your holiday
Does anyone know if unibwin is on holiday?
>>66926102
>tfw blew flatanons pretty profit on roaches failing to get 2 fucking corners in 40 fucking minutes.
BIRD SPECIAL
>Charleroi red
JUST
TWO BIRD TIPS
MY GODF
50% of roll on each
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
Line fucked right off. Damnit BIRD.
>missed the bird line
zzzzzzz
Beating the shit out of Bird if both don't win
Bird lines never last more than a minute, completely pointless.
>Mushroom
FFS
going a bit mad on these virtual horses
TOOK -12.5 AND UNDER 61.5
inb4 they win by 12 and Hakuar score 62 pmsl
>>66926219
yeah, -11.5 was long gone, actually got on u 63.5 though
i wish tt would add a link to the tip that adds the selection to your bet slip so you dont waste time searching for the game etc.
>>66926295
on -12.5 special and u55.5 small (because missed line)
Not on bird's tips so will win zzzz
Fucking shit, bet365 picks this fucking time to take their goddamn time pay out my wins.
>>66926137
No he is on the run after beating his missus a bit too hard
>Bird 10/10
surreal
7/7 losses guy here, I'm on the bird tip. Sorry lads x
>>66926375
>Needing a payout to fund your next bets
Either learn to stake properly or >>66925998
>>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
>http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
Bird has NEVER lost a 10/10 lids.
Will this be the first?
>tfw cashed out of mushroom to get more on Bird
surreal
ALL of Flatanon profits on bird
gonna be a SURREAL day
>>66926398
I'll buy your stake off you x
Bird looking shite pmsl
>>66926421
didnt see the stake, should have put more on it, especially because i actually got on u 63.5 which is gonna be smooth sailing. feels bad
>>66926454
>Basketball games are 6 minutes long
is this a new rule????
>>66926405
Allahu ackbar to you too.
Based snaefell giving everyone time to get on
Link Birds new profile?
would drill most of these birds like
Fuck this shit, birds lines are always gone within 30 fucking seconds
pointless
>>66926518
>new
what
>>66926536
Hasn't he gt a new one?
>>66926535
you could have taken -12.5 NUMEROUS times since the game started
>>66926492
You think I'm kidding but if you've already got your whole roll tied up with another bet and need a payout to get on another then you're either staking very incorrectly or you're a massive addict.
>this is the best womens basketball team in Iceland
Jesus Christ, the standard is HORRIFIC. Not sure what I was expecting though tbqh lel
Final time I bet in Ireland if Bohemians dont win
>14-12
erm?????
>>66926552
Not when you're staking on 10bet skins. Have all stakes pending, wait 1 minute, declined and line has moved by 3, try again and repeat, tearing my hair out.
pmsl
Is there a bigger worm than Mushroom?
Hes such a fraud
down INSANE
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bird
do I need to be signed in to see his tip?
>>66926613
You have to sign up and follow him.
Reminder that I have now lost 7 bets in a row, and I'm chasing like a cunt on this bird tip.
>>66926613
you need to paypal £25 to
[email protected]
then he will allow you to follow him
Down spastic today and don't have confidence to hop on Bird tip.
>>66926593
you must be limited, never had a single bet declined on skins
Going to break Bird's glasses tbqh
>>66926561
Or maybe I'm a penny punting slug, ya daft cunt.
hope freiburg crash their bus on their way home and it goes up in flames
>>66926670
Yeah I'm limited, how much are you staking? I try and do 100 quid at a time on a few of them but it takes so long and the lines move so quickly, it's so frustrating.
unders looks good, spread looks HORRIFIC
just noticed i got on 1st half u63.5 @ 1.83.... that's the easiest money ever
>>66926755
you're limited on all of them?
>>66926694
Even if you have a small roll you should still stake correctly to build it. Just lumping everything on one/two bet means you're doomed to lose it. Literally nobody wins all their bets.
>>66926682
How do you know he wears glasses? Genuine question.
>Disgraceful old thread
i feel sorry for you
keeping my head
head's gone
>>66926782
Yeah, netbet, 10bet, tlc, 138 and setanta
>>66926786
I haven't done that, now have I. I had 4 winning bets that 365 sat on for a good 10 minutes.
>>66926834
>look at me I know all the bookies XD
>>66926834
what about comeon? pretty sure there's about 5 more too
>bird
>underweight
>4 eyed
>smells like World of Warcraft
Pick all of the above, absolute mong
Spurs second inevitable
down 20 euro from virtual horses
>>66926865
Almost as if I spend every day betting!
They're smashing it because I'M NOT ON
>>66926922
Make it all back by doing that 120 10p e/w trebles trick
>>66926950
why the fuck arent you on
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>>66926960
dunno what this is
>didnt reback at -13.5
ffs
shit car
good advert
Is Kane a big guy?
>>66927003
You pick 7 horses then make a superheinz with a 10p e/w stake. Total stake £24.
Just banged one on myself to make back the bird losses
>>66927076
pmsl
>>66927044
>>66926854
Right but the point is you're still staking a huge percentage of your roll on each bet.
Even with a small roll you should not be staking more than 10% on something you are exceptionally confident on and much less if its just decent value or you're otherwise less confident in it coming in.
>>66927076
pmsl
cannot stop rebacking Bird
>>66927076
>Newfags don't remember this
Those were some good days
>>66927076
what the actual fuck is this
>>66927076
Just imagine if they all actually won
>>66927154
I have been here since early 2014 and have no idea what that is
>>66927076
what the fuck
are those horses all in the same race
>>66927188
No you dullard hes picked all horses in different races, same number horse
>>66927188
pmsl you can always count on Canada to make the dumbest comment
>>66926834
Fun88 I think. Check that article about them closing Cheltenham promo accounts.
Had the same issue as you with them moving the line.
>>66927223
thought it might have been a slipup or something, i dont know horses you mug
>>66927217
so how the fuck is that in anyway profitable
>>66926962
dac and scared to bet
>>66927076
Like the nostalgia here lid, Just like when Oil thought he had a winning formula for 'starburst' pmsl
>>66927233
Yeah there's others but I've signed up to all of them and limited on all, think they link accounts. No point having any more. Just a struggle getting on compared to bet365 which accepts stake in 5 seconds unless a point is scored.
>>66927269
My 138 lasted ages after my 10bet but netbet has gone pretty quickly. I guess winning thousands on Icey bball isnt what they like
>>66927269
>but I've signed up to all of them and limited on all,
strange, I'm limited on 10bet but not clones. Were you limited on them all straight away?
>>66927182
not sure you have pal
Wtb lads?
>>66927308
how much you got on lid
hmm probably not cut out for this gambling stuff
what do i put the last 20 cents on 10 euro and 100% depost to the bookies
You are the decisions of the gimmicks..
Mug
Worm
Slug
Penny punter
>>66927324
Cork City sixth goal
>>66927182
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/51310427/#51314586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOgZWQq96o
>>66927348
dread to think how many mugs sign up deposit and lose all their moneyeach day
>Benfica
ON
>>66927384
>Aland slags thread
T R I G G E R E D
>>66927339
Was out when he tipped and netbet only allowed me 150. They let me have more on loser than winners.
So zzz
did anyone else get on u3.5 in the keflavik womens game? already regret it
>>66927076
hup
>>66927313
I think so, was only allowed 100 lays on football straight away. But it was very obscure football. I'm generally only allowed to win 100 per bet which is why I need to use multiple accounts
>>66927431
Fuck I hadn't even noticed that.
>Getting my PP limited for that heap of shit game
Sums on Cork
thank you based freiburg
>>66927459
pmsl
>>66927460
zzzz sounds tez, is that £100 rebackable or the total for each market?
>Benfica
down so much
anyway i can get my 100% depost again by making a new account with the same card
or should i try setting up another account with paddy power for free money
this spread bet is going to be so fucking sweaty
>>66927504
Total for each market. Limited life is stressful, basically only bet on asia/betfair now. Try to get on bird tips when possible or other obscure football bets but it's too much hassle. 10bet skins truly are awful, pull games, offer terrible prices and take an age to process bets.
>>66927558
sign up to another bookie
NEED to know how albo gets himself new accounts desu
77777777777777
>>66927567
It's not. I'm not on, will win.
>>66927558
you are going to lose it all anyway so it doesnt matter
>bird
BIRD NO
>>66927614
thought i could make money gambling
should i just get a job
>not on cork
>am on fucking bohemians
>>66927611
what the fuck is going on in this game??
>>66927568
tell me about it lido, been living off a 20% unibet account for a year and half now pmsl
>>66927568
Skins only pull games if they are tipped in PGA etc. I can get on my own games fine.
>>66927384
actually going to try one of these tomorrow, seems like a right laff
>>66927635
You can make money gambling, lots of us do. You need to learn how though not just bet on random stupid shit. If it was that easy then how would bookies be so rich? use your brain.
benfica smacking
>>66927635
Please stop baiting this thread.
Benfica SW is easy money.
If Cork stop scoring at 7 JUST because I got on I will actually smash my flat up.
>>66927639
Brazil level capitulation
>>66927677
>1.3
>>66927646
Yeah but I very rarely look into bubblegum games as I focus on asia, pretty much just get spoonfed tips for games only on bubblegums.
>>66927645
Think my unibet is less than 10%, got to learn to crack asia desu
>>66927658
Yeah its not too bad, you'd be naive if you thought you could actually profit long term like the guy in the vid but you usually win at least a little bit back and its kinda fun to sweat each race.
>>66927700
Oh well, I didn't checked the odds before, sorry.
need olybet back ffs
>>66927749
Pmsl
>>66927767
Most unreliable rball ever
>>66927683
don't put that voodoo on me
put my last 20 cent on stoke to win
>>66927661
Don't even know where to begin to learn.
anyone here used melbet before? looks like a 2ybet clone
>>66927645
20% what?
22222
222222222222222
>>66927820
Use your brain. Thats all you need to do.
>>66927837
How do you deposit to Russians? Skrill and Neteller wont let me deposit to bet8.eu or 1xbet and I aint putting that shit on my card
>>66927907
Should I put more money in bet 365 or use a different bookies?
ACTUALLY FUCK OFF CORK
VIBRATING
Thanks for the corners bet Cybu
WAS ON THE PHONE TO MA AND MISSED THE RT7 FFSSSSSS
rt9 worth a shot?
>>66927907
skrill and neteller have both let me deposit to 1xbet (probably 6 months ago last time I did it, withdrew some the other day), but I noticed when trying to create an account in a family member's name they seem to have stopped letting UK residents register. I have no problems with it though
3333333333333333
NEED another Benfica goal
or two
>>66927977
ROACHES fucked me up so hard so I had to take less stake on that bet ;(
he just knew
>>66920542
Can literally feel the bird sweat starting up. Shaking tbqh
CORK FUCK OFF
Bird PLEASE.
Didn't lay Russia enough at <3 zzz
>>66927996
Must be stopping UKs now then. I was allowed to sign up to both but neither will accept deposits which is weird.
Anyone know if Entropay would work?
NOT LIKE THIS, BIRD
Shaking for a greasy 3 pointer
gonna put my life savings on arsenal sarandi -0.25 @ 2.0 tonight. belgrano are too bad to beat them playing away
aren't Bird's tips looking pretty ok?
how 2 make money with bet
thanks
>>66928311
locate your head
OVER 11.5 Corners in Kettering Game
@1.8
Small
>>66928341
have located it
what is next step
o4.5 goals in Spurs game
@2.75
CYBU SO BASED
dele alli hype ting
>>66928389
Lose your head pal
shaking hard now
>>66928510
I'm trying
>>66927109
Yeah, you're right. I've got a bad, bad case of loss chase. Everything was dandy until I put a large on those roaches. I'll make a note to stop that shit before I'm selling my holes to muzzies for pennies.
Thanks for looking out for me, sorry about giving you shit.
BIRD NOOO
3 losses from 3 bets tonight
signing out
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
down so much im crying
BT have you watched Frans performance in London? ffs
>>66928616
How was it?
>>66928582
What happend?
I've done it lads, I finally won a bet. After 7 losses. Based bird.
BIRD BTFO
>bohemians played 100 mins and still cant score
DOWN INSANE
>>66928361
use this system >>66926960
>bird bet wins when I'm not on
ffs
>>66928626
Pretty poor imo, hence the drift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZxXdTSp6s&list=PLUj9YGQtlfgH00Fsy6EV8tHdIcWDFJhj9&index=40
why is everyone down insane when bird won?
>>66928697
this, boring, predictable, bollocks.
MuhammadAli
Just bought my self a new car and new number plate for my man @bird hit follow for this guy if you want to be UAFC, unreal in Icelandic Basketball. Check in comments below.
>>66928632
appreciate million new followers on the tube m8
I'm down fucking shit loads today like. I genuinely cannot win a bet. This last week I've down so much, comfortably my worst run ever.
Would happily give away a few hundred quid to be able to test Danny Robinson's chin
>>66928616
Yeah and I'm backing the drift, it's just the market being shortsighted again and I put more faith in the Melodifestivalen performance which is far more like Eurovision than a performance in a tiny club like the one in London. There's been so many overreactions in the market this year.
>>66928632
pre-selected 8 games to bet on for today, decided to only place 1 bet and make it a large. that bet lost, the other 7 games would have won. 2nd large in a row that lost. also got on birds last two bets that lost and didnt get on the bird bets that won. its fucking stupid how i can find 10 good spots to bet on that end up winning but only put money on that one team that ends up losing.
also lost the fucking ron burgundy slags bet just now because i got on u3.5. also lost a grand when my bookie didnt let me place a single bet on the magenta game. so i picked a DC @ 1.07 to add to the parlay and that one lost.
>>66928697
>bird bet wins when it's a good bet and not lotto shite
>>66928783
I'll chip in.
>>66928843
>my bookie didnt let me place a single bet on the magenta game
Well get a decent bookie then, retard. There are hundreds.
>>66928842
Ok, topped up, thanks. Reading 6 figure man's write up and he shares a similar view about not reading too much into the performance.
>>66928751
go HUGE on golden state 1st half money line 1.17
just fuck off
>>66928890
well, there aren't too many decent bookies that germans can sign up to and i only signed up to that particular bookie just before the game and had no idea they wouldnt let me place it as a single bet. at that time they still had magenta -2EH @ 1.7 or something which was a good enough price for me to go with it.
how do you all get clean accounts?
>>66929075
an accy a week :^)
Fiver on Dundalk and Bohemians penalties win acca
@7
>>66929086
St. Patricks just scored
>>66929086
how the fuck are dundalk losing lol
>>66929113
Bohemians still @2.75
Not bad odds
>>66928990
tipico?
>>66929174
bet3000
SK GAMING
K
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M
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admin non-existent again ffs
>>66929261
Put fiver on it, and only saw them lose round 1 at like 10-15 and win round 2
Can't watch the stream on my phone but from your post, I'm guessing they just won the third?
http://strawpoll.me/7411288
http://strawpoll.me/7411288
http://strawpoll.me/7411288
just a quick poll
x
>>66929280
u wot
>>66929336
>Gamble fulltime and have a job
This doesnt make sense.
>4 greasy refugee welcoming schoolkids
zzz
>>66929336
>School and gamble fulltime
>School and gamble
What's the difference? Did you think this through?
post ur biggest win this year or ur a cunt
>>66929377
>>66929395
samefag
I can't really profit enough to go fulltime desu
On Williams in the snooker
>>66929450
on my last set of bubblegums, don't have the time to be profitable in asia. Been doing this for two years now so I'm an addict, lost as to what to do when they get chinned
v. strange posting lull
will be on /x/ to investig8
>>66929450
>>66929477
>>66929571
What a strange little man you are
>>66929325
yes lid, was just following their twitter they won the 3rd round 16-14
>>66929594
wtf
>tfw all my hockey bets have came in this season
>tfw they are few and far between
>tfw no balls to place a big bet
Help me /bet/
>tfw
>>66929594
>>66929614
I think the out price is about to take a hit pmsl
>>66929633
anything look good tonight?
reminder that somebody on /bet/ predicted rashford would be shit hot before he'd played
Caps / Stars / Sharks triple in the NHL playoffs lids
>>66929658
It will be far more than 3m.
>>66929696
on ever so small
>>66929613
Thanks la
Will start following them on Twitter as well
>>66929684
>reminder that everyone on 4chan has talked shit at one stage and something is bound to be right some of the times
>>66929658
I cannot wait to move to south America
Having a good work life balance is essential especially in this job with the constant stresses it can bring, can find yourself caught up in it too much at times. Getting a good side hobby is key imo, gym for example a great outlet, not only for general health but mental too. At our level now the mental side is the major factor that needs to be controlled rather than the basic cognitive side of gambling.
>>66929684
That was literally me. Still has work to do and is getting overhyped though.
Luxton such a little toerag. Would love to test his chin but it looks like someone beat me to it!
