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1st for pmsl
>doubting the short black man with a cool head in the box
last digit of my post number is how many more NSTC score.
zzz eastern europe too clean these days so boring
Everyone keeps stealing my gimmicks
Head's gone.
Dread to think how much Mackers has on the Russian "fix"
DOWN UNREAL
DOWN INSANE
If I'm on 20k how much should I be spending on rent a month/year lids?
DOWN SURREAL
>>66860193
£50 a week
>>66860170
which match friend?
>>66860173
>>66860185
>>66860195
what happened
>>66860193
400-500 a month i reckon
>Dinamo goal as soon as I put my biggest lay down
S W E A T I N G
HEADS GONE, DOWN INSANE.
GOING OUT FOR A WALK.
Albania eaten up again
>LE FIX IS IN
Feel ill.
>down insane on Russian reserves
need to re-evaluate my life desu
Getting on middlesbrough [email protected]
You can wait for -0.75 but should be a refund minimum
After yesterdays HUGE losses I decided to get absolutely shitfaced. It was money well spent but I woke up to my cell phone alerting me that I don't have any money left on paypal. Either I'm down INSANE or paypal is just fucking with me.
CHEER UP RBALL SLAVERS
>already down 50 on this Norwich game
Lids...what tips you got that are not as good as yesterday, cos yesterday you fugged me ...good
>>66860389
How?
>>66860389
HOW?!
>>66860436
Stuck 50 on the wrong goal line
Basketball LARGE tip published lads.
Wins tbqh.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/pick/12232894/tambov-vs-cheboksari
Starts in 4 minutes. Let's sweat together!
>>66860389
Probably were on Under 0.5 corners in First 10 :D
>>66860455
Value up to -14.5 according to my model on this league.
>>66860455
On large, I have faith.
>>66860455
Max staked.
Pls win.
>>66860503
Muh model
>>66860455
ON large, friendo
>>66860530
>>66860536
>>66860543
>>66860545
Thanks friendos. Good luck to us!
>>66860455
I'm in....
>>66860455
following small m80
>>66860545
on, time to get sweaty
>>66860555
so big to chase taking -18.5 yesterday. Thanks for tipping early this time, good luck
>>66860040
hope you got on
Albanian is better than Bird
Going LARGE on Afturelding -2.5
>>66860717
on overs, Afturelding have outfield player in goal
>>66860717
bird
S H A K I N G
If this loses, I'd be pissed as hell.
>>66860717
1111111
>>66860694
poor bird got jinxed by me
cried my first tears in years after yesterdays losses. felt kinda good tbqh
LARGE ON
https://tipstertube.com/post/45303
>>66860717
Aftur are playing a striker in goal lid
Overs was and IS the bet
>>66860742
>>66860768
I'm aware but it still shouldn't even make much difference since Vængir won't even get close to the goal
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Had this horrible dream the OFC iframe didn't work and the OFC twitter account denied there has been working YouTube streams every other night.
>>66860825
zzzzzzz
>England's Brave Andy Murray up a set against Nadal
>>66860825
wtfb
Bolton have LITERALLY nothing to play for and now they decide to make an effort?
>>66860879
can't believe the pre-match price split, Nadal: 1.40, Murray: 2.95
>>66860763
>/bet/ mafia
Pls go.
>>66860901
boro should still be able to win this, looking much more of a threat going forward
one goal and bolton will collapse
fuck norwich
>>66860949
Bloody hope so. I'm on +2.5 goals.
>>66860955
>betting on relegation matches
lotto af desu
>>66860974
>+2.5 goals
wat.
>>66860989
I think he means overs at least boro should be able to refund my -1
>>66860989
O2,5 rather. Same difference.
A I R
>ALBANIA
>>66860920
it happened
>>66861033
thanks man
took sw, wins r-right
Ref is large on Nardo for sure, every decision going our way
>>66861047
Woludn't take it :p
Local Derby and shit but not much time left...
>>66861074
I took sw before the goal, I mean. Hope I dont regret not taking the official tip
>>66861038
Yes friend, tell me.
Osnabruck DC doesn't lose
>>66860763
>>66860920
>>66861033
Thank you /bet/ mafia.
>>66861039
I was on, because I'm a gullible fucking retard.
>no pen
this fucking ref
hibs and boro when?
TipsterNor W H E N ?
>>66860917
Murray should have been @2.6ish but still wouldn't have got on desu
>>66861216
>>66860917
Down a break now
>Scotland's Shame Andy Murray
>>66861214
I tweeeted a prayer to summon him, no luck so far.
>>66861214
This is important
Official /bet/ accie DOWN
>>66861265
Our @NorwayFotball, who art on Twitter, hallowed be thy name.
Thy tips come,
thy yield be done, for leeches as it is for shrewdies.
Give us this day our daily tips, and forgive us our losses as we forgive those who lost against us.
And lead us not into DOWN SUMS, but deliver us from the /bet/ mafia.
Amen.
>/autism/
>>66861270
which books carry 3rd div lid? inb4 betsafe
surely this is a joke
>boro
Fuck off Boro you northern degenerates.
B O L T O N
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Our @NorwayFotball, who art on Twitter, hallowed be thy name.
Thy tips come,
thy yield be done, for leeches as it is for shrewdies.
Give us this day our daily tips, and forgive us our losses as we forgive those who lost against us.
And lead us not into DOWN SUMS, but deliver us from the /bet/ mafia.
Amen.
HAHHAHAHAH why would boro win when i bet on them PMSL
>>66861291
T...thanks. Le tip le fedora, le correct?
>>66861316
Is it you, Bizarro-Niemcy?
>>66861090
Sorry for your loss, next time don't risk more
Hope You cashed out
what in the fuck.
>>66861305
>northern
welp, there goes the money for my wife's anniversary present (a plane trip for her to detroit to watch the pistons in the playoffs), thanks boro
Pray for me lads
>>66861356
>>66861305
ffs boro cunts
>>66861323
I'm the never-win-a-bet kraut. ~40% of absolute underdogs at average odds of around 4.4 win against top teams when I bet. You'd be a rich man if you just bet the opposite of my picks. I used to keep a spreadsheet that shows over 50% ROI if you only bet against my picks. If I maintained it, the ROI would be way higher than that by now.
>>66860075
HOW DOES HE HAVE SUCH A COOL HEAD?!
>boro
now i need my accy to come in or I'm down life
>>66861409
get him on the plane
Metallurg Bekabad - Obob Tashkent seems like a juicy 2/1 fix.
Small on home win at 1.95
>>66861399
So it is you. Why haven't you tripped up and lead us all into great lay sums.
>>66860901
Playing for the fans you melt
shanghai shenzua dnb is da bet lids
>>66861466
I was going to do it, but then I had a winning streak. Now I'm back to losing again.
>>66861455
too late =(
>>66861455
zzz never anything on HT, bekabad never backed in on bf after it went 0-1, only smacked in asia pre-game with tiny lays
>>66861489
Es tut mir leid, Niemcy.
>>66861481
That team hasn't give two shiny shits about the fans all season.
>>66861466
>>66861399
stats are old, would be better now, but it gives you an idea..
>>66861502
This is like reading a foreign language.
Albania, care to explain whats going on here?
>Albania
sweaty as hell
>>66861534
don't you have weekend classes to be attending you greasy student mong?
>>66861552
Weekend you feg
will boro score? got them in a muggy acca and i can still cash out with a profit
BT not tempted to have a bit on Armenia with this drift? Think it's a top 5 contender.
>Placing money on Russian 2nd division basketball games tipped by an anonymous Brit using an Albanian proxy on a Bhutanese postmodern watercolour painters' imageboard.
I've taken the liberty of booking you all in at your local psychiatric units for intensive checks. I sincerely hope you all get the help you so dearly need.
Best wishes x
AUTISM EUAN
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>>66861653
if i could see into the future id be a millionaire
ALBANIA NO
going to be a sweaty 8mins!
You lids are pathetic. I bet none of you have more than 5 (FIVE) pounds on it yet you rub it on me as if I owe you something.
Reconsider your life choices.
Fuck sake Rhodes.
Northerners OUT of England.
>>66861682
Delete this. I'm serious.
Estonian tipped Levadia -1.0 at ko
ill
>>66861732
LOVE YOU RHODES
Northerners ARE England
>>66861731
I have £150 on because I could only get -12.5.
How much do you have on, friend?
BOROOOOOOOOOOO
YES BORO I FUCKING KNEW YOU COULD DO IT
FUCKING HULL 93RD LAST NIGHT AND NOW 91ST
THE ACCA LIVES ON
>>66861732
Hahaha
Rot-Weiß Erfurt 0.0 Handi
@2.6
ULTRA LARGE ON
ROT RT9 Corners
Boro, Sunderland, Mansfield and Sheffield all to win.
Today is going to be a god day, lads.
>>66861828
On both
-16 now.
No way -9.5 loses tbqh.
>>66861828
I don't understand how this market is priced at all.
They're basically saying it's less likely for Rot to get 2 or more corners in 30 minutes of play than 0 or 1
DAS IT TAMBOV
Cheboksari players getting tired already, no wonder when you are playing with 6 players.
PMSL
I demand a tip from Euan now.
They're so tired they can't score free throws, PMSL.
>30 % conversion rate
>>66861664
Reminder that with today's winnings you can help rebuild and reshape your lives for a brighter future x
Afturelding the most surreal team in existence
>>66861857
Nice one. Got bets tonight and tomorrow. Nothing during today other than every winning Philippines team today that I missed 3/3 myself because I was sleeping.
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>>66861885
999999999
Wish I kept rebacking desu
1 corner in 22 mins needed
>>66861915
Ive been rebacking for all of the 2nd half, completely insane
>>66861731
What's my name, bitch?
How can one Brit on an Albanian proxy be so shrewd?
>tfw -13.5
>>66862013
You forgot to turn on the proxy.
will they get 11?
>>66862035
yes but only small
A I R
>>66861922
>>66861828
Thank you based polan
>>66862013
Because no one here has been around long enough to remember that he steals tips from Blogabet tipsters and posts them on here as his own
>>66862046
>bubblegum books
pointless. Come back when you have a 10%+ yield in asia after 100 tips lid
Got my life savings on Leverkusen. Literally 0 research done. I'm from Frankfurt and an Eintracht Frankfurt fan and if there's ever a safe bet it is betting that Frankfurt loses. Knowing my luck Eintracht will win today though.Gonna be so sweaty I'll have to watch this one sitting in the shower.
any snooker accies?
>>66861828
so so shrewd
>>66862046
How come I can't comment on your bleg?
TWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVETWELVE
>on a -2.5
afturelding absolutely surreal
>>66862144
I need to verify it I guess. I don't have a valid phone number where to get the SMS verification code.
>>66862149
>>66862179
ahahahaha
TipsterNor, you have 3 mins to get on lids
>>66862257
>smalls
>>66862281
TipsterNor small = med/large
>>66862257
And that bongy cunt called me an autist. My prayer worked, obviously.
>he isnt on southampton win
top chuckle, is you coconuts serious
>>66860825
I was left so disappointed byt he lack of stream, so comfy to watch and always good banter in the thread.
Still made decent money but reckon with a functional stream last nights games could've been insanely profitable.
can anybody get on these Nor tips? 365 not letting me
>>66862374
I got on with my 10NOKs. On unibet that is.
>>66862443
>>66862374
Same on betsafe, although only -1 EH in the last game.
united pls score soon
>>66862514
next half
>west brom
11111111111
Dread to think how many minorities are on ManU -1.5
OH BURNEHLEY IS WONDERFUL OH BURNEHLEY IS WONDERFUL
>>66862772
West Brom!!!
is he an addict?
>>66862070
Fantastic post.
>Swansea
Albania get in here, worldie large tip from you mane
SPECIAL on Getafe CF +1
dat rball magic
gonna be filthy rich when my muggy penny acca comes in
>>66863129
>Aftertiming
please leave
>>66863128
mainstream
>>66863149
that lotto shite aint worth tipping
>>66863162
won't be tipping my water polo picks then
>>66863129
actually think i might need to cash out. didn't remember that northampton turned into absolute garbage
>>66863151
yes but
>>66863214
good lord, didn't know sry
ON
LEVERKUSENNNNNNN 1111111111111111111
>making profit on Albania's large only to lose it on some muggy rball bet later
ssdd desu senpai
>>66863261
the muggy rball bets are the only bets that actually make me decent profit
United get a second right?
>>66863332
of course, Rashford scores 2nd
the crucible looks like such a shit hole
>>66863214
>>66863225
fucking missed it
wigan PLS
BIRD SURREAL
UP THOUSNDS
>>66863478
???!
>>66863426
JUST
UNITED PLS
NEED united to bang another one in
>Rooney STILL starting when fit
How does he do it? Haven't seen tht rat play well in atleast two years
gonna end myself tonight
>>66863575
get a grip man
>>66863575
>>66863602
Do it.
has united even had a shot this half?
beyond worried
cmon utd ffs
>>66863575
hehehe
Imagine beating villa 1-0
>>66862920
>unlucky
>lost fucking 12-0
That's Euans Ranheim tip all over again.
will lux ever post a bet again?
>>66863785
he's a fraud lad
GASPING for a united second
Explain rollover requirements to a complete idiot
>>66863931
If you can't do 5 consecutive roly-polies you don't get your money back
>>66863806
actually make good profit with him, but definitely could be better
>>66863931
dont wager money on markets where the bet wont count into the rollover
end of story
what are the NBA and NHL bets? I was thinking of putting Capitals and Dallas to win tonight, maybe Kings as well
>>66863976
He's fine if you have a bet365 but impossible to profit using asian accounts
Going to off myself if united don't' get another
united you fucking wankers
Man U are SO SHITE
>>66864051
It's all Villa, just missed a sitter and then hit the post. United so poor.
POSSIBLE LARGE coming in 20 minutes.
Brace for impact.
Its actually going to end 1-0
>>66864014
Penguins.
Stars.
Capitals.
Grizzles +
Spurs U
Celtics O
Rockets O
should have cashed out for 10p profit boiz
PMSL outfielder in goal for mk dons and saves a pen
>>66864127
tip it now man, don't want the line to move like last time
There once was a man called Rosco
His fixing was very alfresco
He's now out of luck
Mackers made him a cuck
Now he stacks shelves in Tesco
ffs madrid
>>66864143
>>66864014
Also you want to go on the plus lines for the away underdogs today, offers up a big number. 1st round game 1 blowouts are typically unusual.
Spurs v Grizzles you should take the total under, and the grizzles +
Just wins
Cashed out, United get the second
>>66864227
https://twitter.com/upacunt/status/666391391203905536
Fuck me
HAD TO BE TWO FUCK OFF DESHITE
>>66864269
>>66864227
PMSL. Not only does he steal tips, he steals tweets now too
>>66862867
bookies HUP pmsl nibs
Tipster nor does it again
Is TipsterNor the best tipster on the internet after Euan?
>>66864537
>>66864545
Bubblegum babby
>>66864554
Post your betfair lifetime p/l.
LARGE tip posted in my Blogabet lids.
Jaroslav -13.5, starts in 2 minutes. LIVE at bet365 and elsewhere.
Let's sweat together!
>>66864580
Gross profit & loss
£14,705.84
Commission
Other charges
Premium charges
Total charges (22.32%)
Maximum possible premium charge
£2,283.82
+
£0
+
£998.37
=
£3,282.19
Liverpool
West Ham
Spurs
Milan +0.25
Monaco
Need these to win or idk what I'm going to do with my life
