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1st for shit German thread
>>66844456
wah wah goo goo wah wah
>>66844014
Anyone got on?
111111111
good german lad
>>66844443
losing a grand because of a 1.07 bet sub edition
>It's a German thread
>Albanian flag even though he's a fraud
Mods.
>>66844483
Yes, thank you, was good.
Keep it up.
>>66844495
>$1000 to win $70
krauts OUT of /bet/
>>66844543
Nah it was 1000 to win 600 but i had to play it in an acca and the 1.07 leg lost
>>66844586
As if that makes it any better kek
>Krauts and Yanks conversing
inb4 Albania joins in.
>>66844637
pmsl
Ziyech pleeeaaase
>>66844637
xD pmsl euan please notice me senpai
>>66844653
hang in there lad
Good one Pol guy
jinxed the mönchengladbach game, fucking knew it
Glad I went for the round robin parlay today
>Borussia losing to 96 for the second day in a row
>>66844849
Great post
>>66844849
2nd lost vs 14th today, 2nd lost vs 18th, 5th is now losing against 19th. its like its the lucky day for the shittiest teams whenever i bet on their opponents.
>>66844886
What are your future bets?
>>66844495
love ur style Heinrich
Daily reminder that another special take is always around the corner.
i love albanians
just don't them in my /bet/ threads
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
B I R D
WOW, 2:0 now for the shittiest team in the league
jesus christ, have i not suffered enough today?
So much on Bird's tip.
>>66844940
>>66844926
take it he is paid? how much is it?
pmsl
>>66844959
he does it for free mate
>>66844959
Free. Just follow.
>>66844945
>have i not suffered enough today?
>>66844967
>>66844964
cheers lids. just assumed since it was a follow request that he was paid
>>66844959
For free.
Won't go paid because he's too niche.
bird such a bird
far too much on bird to be comfy this time
>bird will never accept your follow request after removing you for NO reason
;__;
>>66845022
Hope to god you're not >>66844945
>>66845025
He's seen you post here, he doesn't like the dutch for some reason
>>66844988
What a ludicrous statement.
>>66845030
na m8, not him
>>66845036
His year is almost over.
>>66844988
PMSL
Icelandic basketball tips?
>>66845043
Yeah, so he could charge next season and lots of people will sign up.
>>66845067
He could probably make 35k a year from his subs if he charged £10 a month including some leavers not bad to watch some basketball
>>66845062
bird tipped KR -12.5 if you wanna get on
>>66845092
nibs
>>66845090
Yep. My only worry would be that this streak is just impossible to keep up so he is >due losers
>>66845067
I suppose, if he keeps up his numbers he could easily.There's too much emphasis on sweat.
Need fulham goal like air
anyone watching Lyon - Nice?
what the fuck is going on down there
20 points down. Bird pls
b-bird?
>>66845030
That wasn't him, but I'm also on ;)
>BIRD
FFS
>down 20
excellent, now I can reback because they have them right where they want them
BIRD EXPOSED
>Only bet im losing today is a bird tip
f r a u d
down INSAAAAAAAAAANEEE
Biggest bet of the day is this shitty bird tip zzzz such a greasy little virgin
>bird
dreadful desu
wewwwww
Bird exposed for the fraud he is
>free throw missed
>free throw missed
How surprising.
fuck this
bird you fucking cunt
Hope bird gets bollock cancer
+30 DESU this goes down to the wire
pmsl
this is ridiculous
bird such a fraud
absolute joke
I'd like to thank Roger and James for their great tips today. I'm absolutely UAC
>>66845035
>qualifies to the euros over us
>hates us
If anything I should hate the little four eyed weirdo
>>66845067
LMAO
Chasing insane on the handi for Q4. If it drops, it was all me
This bird tip is almost as bad as Euan's Steinkjer +0.5 tip... almost.
>European side conceding to a team with 9 players
Taking too many tips from South America tbqh
Oh theres a whole quarter left :o i thought this was the 4th one, still wins probably
I am pmsl
>>66845399
kek, saw that too
So this is what a bird tip looks like without insane luck...
MuhammedAli tipped it TWICE as well.
If the Bird tip loses, hope he loses too.
Inb4 it's fixed.
>STILL not unsuspended
ffs, chase over
fuck bird desu
todays profits gone
BIRD SURREAL
PULLED IT OUT THE BAG
Bird's a fucking fraud
>bird
Cunt
>bird
dizzy
>lose big time
>chase losses
>lose again
>THANK GOD A BIRD TIP
>lose again
He was
>due
tbf
Bird absolute farce
> doubting bird
Come on lids
>>66845564
This is all your fucking fault.
Bird's a complete fucking joke
Today's profit down the drain
>tfw up 4 figures today
Max comfy before this snowstorm
Umpire in Cubs game just take a ball to the throat.
bad night for the bookies
Hull 2-1 Wolves
Brighton 5-0 Fulham
Throttur Reykjavik ladies +2
>>66845752
The janitor has gone too far
Bird has been confirmed as a worm tonight.
>>66845963
>he doesn't win 100% of the time
>m-must be a worm
>>66845984
Fuck off bird
You're a fucking FRAUD
>>66846062
pmsl
>>66846062
kek
Wait why is everyone complaining about Bird?
His tip won? >>66845092
>>66846114
fuck off wank
MuhammadAli
-14.04%
2 minutes ago
Football Iceland - Iceland Women Cup
Fjölnir Women - Keflavik Women
@ 15 Apr 2016 - 14:10
In-Play Posted at '5 from 0:0
1x2
bet365
Fjölnir
>>66846146
eye water
pellets
>>66846146
>>66846209
>"Fjölnir have loads of hot chicks with beautiful faces and stunning body."
Just wanted to make you guys aware that you can bet on Mexico vs North Korea ice hockey tonight on bet365.
Tampa ML and o5 are good prices right now.
Panthers NYI o5 is a must bet I think.
I #believe in the Preds but Ducks ML right now is too good to not get on.
Muhammad SURREAL
>>66846266
wtb for North Korea? overs?
Every morning there’s another start
Every morning hits so hard
Guess I’m running scared, guess I’m running on empty
>>66846365
Australia beat Mexico 5-4 this tournament. Their only loss. Australia beat N Korea 22-1.
The over 11.5 @1.87ish seems like a world bet.
Mexico has been putting up high scoring games and North Korea can't keep the puck out while chipping in goals of their own.
Can't stop laying Russia, can't stop backing Netherlands and can't stop special staking Sweden Top 4/5/10
Inter @3 ! I fucking repeat inter @3
Cookies absolutely blueless
>>66846455
I'm only on Sweden win, haven't dabbled in other markets yet. Liability is too fucking big.
>>66846475
no really inter are shit
>>66846475
its them giving back all the money inter has won them this season
>>66846455
Russia song is pretty dire, why is it favourite? Surely gets fuck all votes from the west too. Why on earth is it favourite? Need BT to sit me down and tell me what the frick is going on as I want a special on the lay
>>66846496
Worm
>>66846522
>DAC
>vegan
>works in mcdonalds
>I'm the worm
PMSL
reminder
>>66846519
It's favourite because Russia always picks up votes, the singer is an experienced performer and the staging/writing team has a lot of generally successful experience in Eurovision even if that was quite a few years ago. That's about it really and it should drift quite a bit once rehearsals start, it really is a shit outdated song and shouldn't be that short.
>>66846543
reminder leicester will bottle it
Reminder.
The line wasn't even 4.25
>>66846590
The other guy in IBT must be the shrewdest human on the planet.
>>66846637
Can you imagine what Big_Al's role is in IBT? I could not imagine
>>66846590
Pmsl, is Al the retarded brother?
>>66846569
Just topped up
>>66846637
Al was thought to be the shrewder of the two before tipstertube
>>66846540
I'm dac because i started betting outside serie A
Still UAC from serie A brah
>>66845752
Fart into a jar and seal it, open it hours later to see if it stinks
>>66846872
Sometimes I fart in my hand, catch the fart then smell it. It's called cupcaking
Bit dull on here tonight
>>66846979
all the lads are out so its just autists
>>66846979
it's the opening night of j wests old man's new pub in Deptford
>>66847019
Good post.
>>66847019
It's Chingford you melt
>>66847057
I said his NEW pub dickhead. He's expanding.
Would love to test @IcelandicTips' brittle little elf-worshipping chin
>>66847073
>those emoticons
LMAO
Fucking amateur SLUG
>>66847073
Bluetooth AND compas activated, what a stereotype
>>66847073
pmsl
>HASSAN
>>66847073
I want to believe I'm being rused
>>66847098
Actually embarrassing. Penny punting little cunt.
>>66847098
Why? What's going on?
>>66847073
Don't use emojis lads
>>66847195
This isnt true at all.
Emojis are fine in certain situations. The 'dont use emojis' rule is autistic as fuck.
If you actually think a girl is judging your value based on you using emojis or not then you're retarded.
Can't stop backing Bragantino.
Won't stop backing Bragantino.
>>66847224
A beta outs himself
>>66847224
You and your shitty emojis should fuck off back to /r/betting.
>>66846583
well memed
>>66847073
>>66847187
All he does it aftertime cashed out bets he didnt tip and when he does tip, they all lose.
who /scottish national/ tomorrow?
>>66847248
They have a ridiculous run of hard teams to face, second is amazing though.
>>66847233
>>66847246
Please have sex
>>66846583
>says increasingly nervous man for the 10th time this season
>>66847270
Guess I'll unfollow him then
where's the fucking TIPS
The Crucible Curse is not an actual thing & mentions of it will anger me. Bingham is a 40/1 shot. He doesn't need to be cursed to not win it
>>66847414
Post hands and I'll give you a tip.
>>66847414
>Tikkurilan Palloseura (abbreviated TiPS) is a football club from Tikkurila in Vantaa, Finland.
>>66847414
Bragantino DNB @1.83
>>66847421
This Goff post is stale
been out drinking for this night lads, are you UP or DOWN? die I miss any WORLD VALUE or just TEARS?
>>66847587
bird exposed for the FRAUD he is, whole of /bet/ in TEARS
>>66847613
glad I missed out, would have absolutely LUMPED on it. I guess he was DUE a loss though.
You should be getting at Chicago Blackhawks ML @ 2 before it drops under evens. Game is in St. Louis, the Blues won game one 1-0. But the Blues admitted they were outplayed, admitted they were lucky, admitted the goaltending won them the game. Only had 18 shots. Admitted most of them were from the outside.
Chicago is defending champs. They are getting Duncan Keith back tonight, maybe the best D in the league and hungry to get a win. Crazy not to take them at evens.
>Atletico on a 0 AH vs. Bayern
Special stake
>>66847230
pmsl
>Get 3 day ban for Euanposting because some anon wanted to make some OC
>3 days later and STILL no OC
Get it together lid
>>66845092
Got on this cheers m8
>>66846979
Jani doing what he can to force us to /biz/
>>66847073
Sympathising here, literally just got a
>anon I do like you and think you're an amazing guy
>but I really do value our friendship and wouldn't want to put it at risk
>>66848134
Never talk to her again.
>>66847448
>>66847230
zzzzzzz such a fraud
>>66847414
medium stake
arizona/san diego o6.5
st louis -1.5 @ 2.05
LARGE stake
kansas city @ 1.95
Someone should just make an account where they lay every single "tip" that gets posted on here flat staking a tenner and see how that does for them. I'm positive they'd get a 110% ROI
>>66848335
If you actually get on every tip posted here you are retarded.
>>66848348
I rarely if ever
Euan is literally the ONLY good tipster on /bet/
>>66848178
Like your thinking
Galaxy
surreal
>>66846266
1-0 tampa
>>66848440
Did you know her a long time and just not say anything about liking her?
You need to flirt with girls within like a few hours or days of meeting them so they know you are sexually assertive.
reminder kc royals @2.00 is THE bet
Can someone post the deleted images please, on phone and missing out. Thanks in advance
1-0 Florida
>>66848516
Oh god its a long confusing story but basically I broke up with my gf 3 weeks ago and she was there to pick up the pieces. Spent the last 3 days getting my balls busted about fucking with her head yada yada and when I finally admitted to liking her she decided to send me on a one way trip to friendzoneville because she can't be bothered with complicated any more apparently
Hows the OFC looking tonight, anything worth staying up for?
>>66848206
>refunded
Wew
Rugby tips lids, All on bet 365
Brumbies -2@ 2
blues -5@2 to beat a jetlagged sharks that are only just starting their NZ tour.
I'd also back the bulls [email protected] to beat the reds.
not touching the lions stormers game
>>66849016
Put it on TT plz
>>66849016
Are you the "I would tip rugby on tt if it had a rugby option" guy?
>>66849016
At least use capitals ffs
>>66849344
yeah, been banned for the past couple of days so I couldn't post Fridays games.
>>66849016
Correction
The blues odds are wrong they should be 1.83
Yall nigras ready for tomorrow's nba?
>>66849799
no, and none of us are nigras unless you're talking specifically about Hassan.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66849848
pleading with you to get a match on tinder
>>66849726
How many bets do you have in your spreadsheet and what win rate and ROI?
>>66850017
20%
Should be more on here though
>>66850109
Kek
>>66850017
only just started keeping a spreadsheet.
On rugby bets win rate is at 66%, yield is around 25%
Don't really need me to tip desu, the bookies don't price rugby matches properly. They had this: http://www.planetrugby.com/news/cheetahs-break-records-with-sunwolves-thrashing/
at a -12 handicap
>>66850109
Stop pretending to be me
YouTube link please
>No OFC stream
The Real Monarchs stream has the qt Mormon girl on though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8sD-twpFhI
please, giv stream
>>66850431
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
>>66850412
>>66850431
f@ms this not work for you?
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
>Still no goals in the Mexico game
Maple pls
>>66850458
>>66850461
Not loading for me lids
Whats the bet for OFC tonight?
>>66850504
NEED STREAM FIRST
iframe working fine for me
iframe up for me now too. F5 it
STREAM UP!
GG too early
>>66850504
Overs :)
>>66850719
AFTA
11111111111111
Smacking overs and going to bed, brains in the morn plz.
How the Monarchs looking lid?
iframe stream keep pausing for everybody?
>>66850869
lol
Tampa 3-2.
Islanders and panthers need to get their shit together. Looks like preseason out there.
>>66850869
Doesnt work before goals, only after they kick off.
>>66850835
Not brilliant as usual
Cruz to score next goal again, they're pressing like crazy
>>66851019
This is very disappointing.
>no youtube stream when iframe is shitting itself or when its a horrible New Zealand team and watching it gives you AIDS
iframe should kill itself
Need a FH goal in OFC game like air
>>66851083
I tweeted the OFC twitter account for a YT link and they told me to fuck off
>1 goal by the end of first period
Maple pls
2222222?
>>66851152
I thought 4th division ice hockey was my bread and butter
>Monarchs Mormon bird is 5ft 3.
fucking dropped
How are Suva and Lossi doing? is overs definitely a bet, can't watch that iframe cancer.
>>66851279
Overs wins
>>66851274
She's got such an annoying voice.
>>66851274
Reminder that her calf muscles exploded or some shit
4-2 Tampa. Hope someone got on that game
/mountains/
Who on over 4.5 here
>>66851504
I did, but with half as much as I had on the Mexico game
>>66851597
absolute sums on o4.25
>>66851607
Top lel. El Chicaritos just playing sly right now
>>66851597
yep
From what I have been able to see from persisting with the ifram stream I'd say
>Lossi defence absolutely dire, will concede more
>Lossi attack not great but are getting enough opportunities it seems virtually impossible they won't score
Overs probably the bet, maybe BTTS yes if you can find it somewhere at a decent price but I'd be surprised if its any bigger than 1.3
Huge on america 0.5
>>66851641
So reback then?
>>66851678
ENDS 3-2 C'MON
Why would they lie like that?
>>66851697
No. It's definitely worst bet of 2016
>>66851825
Its no Steinkjer
>>66851819
Send them a screenie of the game that was streamed on Youtube.
