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Old thread: >>66799264
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
was about to make a "le europe league edition" thread :(
>>66817896
>>66817873
Good thread.
Sun does not set on Euan's tips.
ALBANIA WHY CAN I NOT COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG
ON MY KNEES FOR A DONN GOAL
era
haha get fucked, they'll never make a 6th
ON MY TOES FOR 1 MORE AFTER THE PEN
>CASHOUT SUSPENDED
AGHAOJEWRJGOEARG
>tfw doubted robot
SIGNING IN ON BNOT (W) +2.25 SPESH
>>66818041
line long gone but looks like a worldie m8
6666666
Getting on IK to win this match from, odds @1.001
>lost 50 today
>only hope to get back in profit is dortmund beating livershit
PLEASE I NEED THIS MONEY
>>66818080
>when her tit size end in an a
>>66818075
Too late, odds smashed.
As soon as I get on the odds smash.
Anon out.
I will find God againif Mjondalen get 5
Maccabi Kiryat Gat Slags +1.75 is a large. Still have 11
not even britbong, but this one is too good
thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoy2_7FegI
need another Mjondalen goal for full win on my tip earlier. PLZ.
77777
Fucking Sadness Ulf, ruined my combo.
>>66818136
source? has price been adjusted for 9 men?
Why does some knob keep posting mainstream shite on the /bet/ twitter? We could have a good ROI if not.
>>66818166
Contact at game, yes but will be corrected by start of second half I imagine.
>>66818136
are you smacking lines alone or what?
as soon as you're posing they are moving
>>66818136
SOURCE????? PLEASE DONT BE /bet/ MAFIA
>8 - 0
>-3 was in 'doubt'
88888888888888888
UNREAL
88888888888
>a /bet/ tip wins
What a time to be alive
Who /didnygeton/ here
>>66818136
If this is true then RT7 corners @6.5 is a special.
>>66818142
>gazza never went to france 98
it's a fucking disgrace
How's the Ireland-Scotland U18 match looking?
>>66818136
>>66818181
Contact at game? who goes to an Israli womens league game on a Thurday in April?
>>66818136
What? Two red cards up. Why do they still have 11?
>>66818041
absolut world tip mane, ht HUP
>>66818259
They got a corner and a goal after both reds, can't be doing that badly anyway if so.
>>66818252
Local sports journalist, pay him for info
profile.php?id=100000867450848
>>66818259
Might be off pitch sendings off. I've seen it before in South American football, rball registers the red and odds shift to adjust for the red but the person sent off was just on the bench anyway so it makes no difference.
>>66818197
The manager probably tore them 3 new assholes each during half time.
>>66818270
>this is mafia
>>66818262
Got info but cba, Bnot better team and have the ability to win this game. (expected them to edge it 1-1/1-0 etc)
>>66818289
THE FUCKING RESERVES BEAT THEM 10 - 2 YOU FUCKING SLUGS
>>66818270
screesnshot of message? this is like beyond a special iftrue
>>66818330
THEY WERE 0-0 ALMOST TO HALF TIME YOU FUCKING MUG
I've seen Start play many times in the past couple of years, they are absolute dogshit.
>>66818262
Line now at +0.75 probs about right.
>>66818367
won't reback. thanks for the tip
>>66818270
evidence? already on but will go huge if you can prove this
>>66818330
>X happened so Y MUST happen
>>66818136
playing shite so far (according to rball)
>>66818099
dont talk shit about my waifu colin
penned in like pigs tbqh
good odds on dortmund for tonight lads pile on its a free win for them
Feeling like a Palestinian right now
>>66818212
>on
>just went to 4
SWEATING
Auba to score, Shakhtar win and Sevilla win treble @8.51?
>>66818483
didn't they have 4 before ht?
Glad to see start finally stepped up.
Just won a round of beerpong with my mate, trying to get some bets going against these tryhards playing now, but none of the normies brought cash...
>>66818510
pmsl hup nibs
>>66818516
are you making all this up to entertain /bet/?
tears!
>Draw @1.5 for the club nacional Rosario central game
Wew
>>66818510
>From each side
>rball shows 2 for Kiryat
Not buying it
DAC if this gets worse
>>66818514
Might have. But mayne, I just fucking realized they're KIKES! SHIT! I PUT SHEKELS ON JEWS!
>>66818516
Give them nibs.
>>66818510
bending rules; jews
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
excellent, now i can reback
Welp, been done by /bet/ mafia again.
obviously their players are shook by the brawl that took place and can no longer play
Fuck, I'm sweating. Comon you kike slags.
defo 11v11
this is AWFUL
>>66818684
are you keeping your own spreadshit about DAs?
who /taking the value/
>>66818684
pmsl
>>66818531
Absolutely not. Tryhards losing BTW, tears at all the money I could've made taking bets on this
>>66818714
Pls don't kill the lines.
So clearly bullshit /bet/ mafia nibs.
>still has not been corrected
>even a Palestinian rball merchant can count 9 players vs 11
>the DAs
>the goal
>>66818714
PMSL
/bet/ mafia HUP desu lids
WHY DID I LISTEN TO SOME RANDOM ANON
FUCK OFF
HAHAHA
>>66818714
Delete this. Not even joking.
/bet/ mafia strikes again.
Reckon the /bet/ informant didnt lie but he has actually been duped by the Israeli bet mafia and theyre all UAC
>>66818763
The least funny /bet/ gimmick that ever was
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP GETTING CAUGHT OFFSIDE
>>66818826
I like it
nobody in /bet/ is up longterm dont let the memes fool you into poverty
theres a reason betting companies are billionaires and betters are broke
Sorry lads, we've been duped. Needless to say I won't be paying him this week.
>>66818845
pmsl
Can someone give me a phone number to verify my Blogabet? You will get a SMS verification code, just post it here.
My phone's not working for some reason.
Thanks bros.
Bnot is still doing it
>>66818845
Have sex.
>>66818845
I'm actually up with /bet/ the last few weeks, but it's just too easy to lose all your money by pulling a Mackers and lose your head
>>66818859
pmsl
paypal me £50 and I will
>>66818872
Piss off lid, I am dead serious.
Chewed up and SPAT out
>>66818887
Oh sorry.
2
>>66818881
SP please.
>>66818859
8117 mate
humbled
>>66818887
02079250918
>>66818915
>>66818898
>>66818881
>>66818872
Seething penny punting students who immigrated from /b/ detected.
zzzzz Get a life you cunts.
>>66818934
kek
>>66818934
Nice try, lel. Almost had me, pmsl.
>>66818859
07754905324
>>66818974
>07754905324 Rose Louise 00ADGH Crayford , Bexley
Who is that lid?
Okay, whoever helps on this, will personally give one exclusive LARGE only and only to him via private message or e-mail.
Basketball, plays tomorrow. With analysis and all that.
>>66818714
TT it lad ;)
made 15€ with /bet/ today lids
>>66819011
thats my m8 but im with her atm
Albania use this one, it's a free number that shows received messages online - I'll give you the code when you've done it.
+447492886947
>>66818714
>le never posts his losses man
kek youre a shill for a bookie
>>66818714
>actually going in to Paddy Power and Ladbrokes on a Thursday afternoon in Glasgow
Must have been disgusting Euan, can't imagine the STATE of the Scots in their at that time.
Only averaging 525/day this month zzz
>>66819061
Thanks mate, waiting for code to come, if it ever does.
Large staking u0.5 in the Bnot slags game.
240 quid on dortmund lads wish me luck i need this win
>>66819061
Well mate? Nothing eh? Sent it twice already ffs.
Minute silence in Liverpool game zzz
>>66819177
is it really that difficult to just send it to your own phone later?
Will there be a bigger cringe fest and self congratulatory nonsense wankfest than tonight's Liverpool game?
>>66819136
why?
>>66819177
Nope, sorry, nothing as yet. It's meant to be updated 1 second after the message is received. Perhaps someone has already used that number to verify an account.
I'll try and find some more numbers
>tfw went large on the wrong Israeli slag bet
>>66819198
Hans pls.
My phone is not working. Could you give me yours please? :3
I really need this.
>>66819209
Thanks mate. Tried an Estonian number there, nothing received.
Pissed off.
>>66819242
Try +447492885865
>>66819128
WORLDIE
>>66819128
>full time at 89:55
Thanks for alerting me lid, decent odds for a game with 4 minutes left
>Thomas Tuchel
>TT
>Tipster Tube
hmmmm
I AM UAC BNOT BET UP
>>66819205
good odds, almost guaranteed win for dortmund
>>66818714
>he goes to an ACTUAL bookie, mid-week, to bet on an OFC Champions League fixture
seek help immediately
hup sums
>>66818706
it's from totalcorner
>>66819324
surreal
friendly reminder that no German team ever was able to win at Anfield
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2632790-man-reportedly-arrested-for-casting-black-magic-spell-on-al-nassr
Imagine not backing Al-Nassr next match knowing why they were losing
>>66819324
>betting on women
>top level degenerate
jelly tBBBh
cheeky bet on Pulisic anytime +450
>>66819307
ayy, ok try
+447520615237
+447480635071
I am PSML at Big_Al again
>is on Peter Wright -2.5 in Darts
>Wright loses 7 - 2
https://tipstertube.com/post/44675
>>66819374
>>66819381
Good timing lel, Mushroom was on + says it all tbqhwy
+2.25 special up on Bnot (w), happy days.
>>66819411
should've put my house on it m8
great tip
>>66819357
Special stake desu
>>66819435
no bother m8
>>66819011
07541063292
>>66819369
if these don't work try
+441143520353
and
+447441908745
AND YOU'LL NEEEEEVER WAAAALK AAAAALLLOOONE
*90 minutes of silence*
YOU'LL NEEEEEEVER WAAAALK AAAAALLLOOONE!
"best fans in the world us"
>>66819455
oi thats my number dickhead
>>66819212
>tricked by /bet/ mafia to waste my shekels on kike slags
>>66817873
what happened to the thirteen colonies?
>El Kloppico
Fyck off SSN.
>>66819475
pmsl
>>66819369
Anything received?
WTB to chase losses from slags?
>>66819087
It was a very, very grim experience. Literally took my flatmate with me as a body guard
>>66819475
96 mate! heysel!!! all a coincidence!!!
>>66819587
Didn't realise you're from Glasgow. Do you ever play poker?
>>66819570
no, give >>66819458 a try as they look relatively unused. if they don't work then idk matey
>>66819587
I've never actually been in to a bookies. Can you get better odds on obscure games? like that 4.5 line.
/bet/ moment of silence
muh illsbreh
>>66819587
>Literally took my flatmate with me as a body guard
pmsl weak pathetic child
96wne
>>66819621
I managed to lose £100 in sit and go in two nights a few weeks ago on pokerstars. Dont have the patience.
Got to the top 10 in some free to enter tournament on Sportingbet though.
>>66819635
The machines have different odds from the websites so sometimes. £300 limit on a bet per machine so the limit is how many machines the shop has. Got £600 on Lads machines and it stopped taking bets. Got the guy to phone up, he told him I already had £600 on and trader told him to fuck off.
>>66819684
1111111111111111111111111111
ez
Not on overs
>>66819820
>>66819684
>taking unnecessary risks
>>66819820
Shh about the machines. You should go to cash games in Glasgow, will see Rossy boy.
>Went to get my ice cream
>Sat down just in time to see the BVB goal go in and me not on
fml
>tfw you actually live in a decent, trendy place so there are no gambling shops
>>66819953
"Hi, Ross. You take money off me online so to save you the effort, I've come to give it to you in person."
>>66819989
Where?
AUBA
22222222222222222
>>66820014
small town in the south
>Liver
Can't believe I wagered so little on Dortmund scoring 1.5+
>liverpools midfield
>Liverpoo
Thanks lads
>Not one mention of anyone on dortmund
>2-0 and suddenly everyone is on
ok
>>66819953
Graeme pmsl
>>66820218
>hes not on
Need a goal from Liverpool like AIR
>>66820071
What population?
Waiting til HT to get on Liverpool
The Kop will SURELY suck a couple of goals in second half??
>>66820218
>He's not in the Telegram group
pmsl
>>66820234
Im going to after time like a cunt when water polo is back
Remind me again why we have Liverpool players in our NT? They're a fucking disgrace to English football.
Best thing about the commentary is after each goal Michael Owen telling us how many Liverpool need now, because I always struggle with that.
>>66820335
Literally no discussion, am i supposed to just take everything posted?
ok Liverpool DC is good now :D
>>66820364
Tiny then, boring as fuck and no bookies. Sounds tez
>>66820453
>getting this riled by a few anons hupping dortmund
consume vit d
>>66820486
zzzzzzz
>>66820485
I love it pal
>Lallana
ayy
>>66820331
Aftert that Lallana miss, again I ask. Why are these shit players in our national team? Is this justice for the 96 or something because I really don't understand how frauds like Milner, Lallana, and Sturridge can make our team.
>>66820453
But that wasn't your complaint, you were implying everybody was just pretending to be on because nobody had posted about being on when in actual fact several people had.
Will da swans beat newcastle this weekend?
Jürgen 'clapping man' Klopp
>>66820741
Well its not my fault you can't read is it?
>tfw on 2-3 goals in the dortmund game
ffs, the greed got the better of me. should have just gone for o 2.5
feeling o2.5 fh
my brother had a gambling problem and it tore our family apart
>>66820791
greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.
>>66820963
nice
>>66820963
;_; is he okay?
>>66820963
tears buddy :(
>>66820784
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
>>66821026
hes 46 now and still doesnt have his life together
he recently moved back in with my parents and he's out of money
>>66821084
shit.
>>66820791
It's RM all over again.
>>66821084
he would fit perfectly in here
>>66821084
So he's set to gamble his neetbux, sounds pretty sweet to me
>>66821084
Has he got any tips?
>>66821118
yeah it may very well be like that
Ny trixie is fucked
>>66821162
>meme bets
Based Shakhtar.
Sevilla EL magic incoming for my muggy accy
I NEED BILBOA GOAL ASAP
>>66821257
I sure hope so.
>two goals
>0 minutes added on
European refs are the fucking worst.
Hate the no added on time meme more than the no yellow card with penalty one.
the most dangerous lead
its time to place your house on liverpool
>>66821498
They've been looking good desu
>>66821462
>no yellow card with penalty one.
truly the worst meme
BIRD TIP WHEN???
>>66818714
>you will never experience putting thousands on a bet in a bookies
Oh well, at least I have access to Russian laundromats that laugh at you on the phone when you say you don't speak Russian
>>66821617
>Russian laundromat
I've never called fonbet customer services personally
>>66821664
pmsl
Are these """""""pundits""""""" delusional???
>just fakin foul em so they don't fakin score like they did
>muh hindsight
>>66821664
Wasn't fonbet but winlinebet. Guess they're probably more like dry cleaners
kkk absolute FRAUD
>>66821720
andy cole on bein sports is even worse
>tfw didn't get on Dortmund
>tfw didn't get on Villareal
>tfw I will only break even if Sevilla doesn't win
Guess I fucked up again.
>>66821785
Embarrassing.
