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>>66799237
I know it's gonna sound meme-esque, but the value really is in play. You can gain 5 points in a two minute span, which is huge at the end of the game. Although Kobe o25.5 tonight, Lakers ML @2.55, and Suns o206 are all worth it tonight
>>66799436
yeah sorry you will not win with all of those 50/50 bets. arent parlays kind of a sham?
https://twitter.com/ElliotHackney/status/711658317811068928
need this guy around to sort out the half termers on here
>>66799462
>I know it's gonna sound meme-esque, but the value really is in play
Oh yeah, that is for sure in basketball.
BASKETBALL BETTING IS A SHAM, DONT DO IT.
u3.5 in the Gremio game
>>66800003
Wew
>betting unders
>ever
>>66800165
this semen slurping Copa isn't for me
>>66800221
Here's a winner: u1.5 in river game.
>>66800208
>>66800288
>>66800221
What a blooter
gonna be DAC if lakers don't win
>>66800288
Ayy
I told you about unders
RED
Who down to chase losses on -2.5?
>>66800741
on Sau Paulo third goal lid
>>66800741
>>66800765
If anyone scores it will be River pl8. The classic South American red makes them better
>>66800741
I should have bet on unders again
Tomorrow's skedge looks _______
Kobe save me
need to stop following ameribets on his shitty tips, losing so much money
>>66804790
>2 of 3 are going to win
Ok
Can't stop topping up on Lakers sw
>>66804923
Lakers will win right?
R-right?
>>66804973
It's setting up for a beautiful HT/FT fix
>>66806947
K O BE
O
B
E
>>66806947
Take a moment and imagine a world where the NBA allows Kobe to leave on a lose. Imagine it.
>>66804959
PMSL imagine not being on the biggest fix in NBA history. They were down 15 at the half.
>>66799462
Won, won, and won.
post
Wake up and im DAC and there's fuck all to bet on.
>>66811543
This a thousand times
>>66811543
>>66811608
Welcome to our world lids
>>66811543
>>66811608
>missing the kobe fix
>>66811737
>tfw all I did betting-wise yesterday was lose moneys on barca next goal and sleep on the free mamba money
>>66811737
Yeah, I usually stay up for NBA, but yesterday I figured I might just go to bed earlier than usual and didn't feel like chasing losses. Doesn't surprise me that I missed out on a good opportunity..
Might be desperate enough to bet on financials today, tbqh.
>>66811762
Basically this but Bayern
>>66811762
Still better than accidently placing your bet on the wrong team. I don't know why I still use quick bet..
>>66811774
Betting the minus on the FTSE is always free money
who /cutsthemselveswhentheirbetloses/ here?
>>66811984
I'd bleed out brah
Dortmund DNB?
>>66812151
pmsl
>>66812234
*YAWN*
>>66812319
get some sleep m8
Looking like a big vitamin d day lids
>>66812350
Not tired, you're just incredibly boring
>>66812365
:-(
>>66812151
Is Reddit down? Why are you here?
Reminder that JWest is Harrison Worley
>>66812464
Is PGA down? Why are you here?
>>66812746
what next - implement shariah law? :^)
>>66812746
He's right
>>66812746
Just ban everything that requires you to practice self-control.
>>66812746
this.
>>66812527
Proof?
Skedge today is awful
>>66812746
Confliting views over this.
t. Hassan
Far far too much on this Robot tip. Biggest loss chase of my life. Robot prestakes do not lose
>>66812840
That's nice
kek
After just 12 tips and some initial motivation to post my picks on tipstertube I gotta say I really can not be bothered to post any more of them. Still feel like I owe it to the few followers that I have, which just makes the situation even more annoying. Feels bad man.
>>66812925
Stick with it pal
>>66812883
P M S L
>>66812840
Is he on TT?
>>66812925
What's your TT?
>>66812974
tipstertube.com/profile/mrrobot
his prestake tips are genuinely excellent, in-plays are w/e
anybody going to be watching the Pribam/Sparta U21 game? Pribram +1.25 could be a bet but hard to say
Pretty good price for men's tennis for Paire to hold his serve ranging from 1.44-1.50, though it is against Andy Murray, but he's matching him well
>>66812974
zyanatic
>>66812962
I don't know, I'm not particularly happy with the selection of leagues I have focused on. Lots of voids, lots of bets that are value but could easily lose and many of the games are just generally difficult to predict, so I'll either end up with very few picks or have a bunch of picks drag down the average. I guess I will post some on Friday (might actually have a large) and see how it goes and then decide if I want to continue.
>>66813023
I got on Sparta when they were still @2.05
>>66813062
>I got on Sparta when they were still @2.05
nice one
So large on Robots tip, looks good too
>>66813073
Actually a lie, I just checked again. Odds must have dropped before I placed my bet, got it @ 1.95. Still pretty good.
>>66813091
fuck off tipster shill
>>66813105
>PGA shill complaining about other tipsters
>>66813122
get a grip mate
lfc bvb btts book it
The Russian Ice Hockey Federation (RIHF) has replaced almost its entire squad for the men’s U18 World Championship, which begins in North Dakota on 14 April, it announced today. The RIHF President said yesterday that he was “surprised” about rumours that it has decided to replace the U18 team due to the danger of them testing positive for meldonium. “I am surprised by the intense rumours and guesses being made about the under 18 national team”, said RIHF President Vladislav Tretyak in a statement. The U18 tournament is organised by the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) rather than the US-based National Hockey League (NHL), which means that players will be subject to testing under the World Anti-Doping Code.
They play USA tomorrow, had a large on -3 at evens but price has dropped a bit. Still value imo.
>>66813133
protip liverpool 1-0
>>66813023
thanks anon <3
>>66813173
what bookies are holding? Cant find on 365
also if this is your tip, post it on the /bet/ TT ;)
>>66813288
I got on at mara. Someone else can, I don't know username or password, it's just a small stake at these odds but still value.
>>66813288
is there an actual /bet/ TT?
>>66813346
/bet/ IS TT
BT here. It happened again.
Why can't i find the 10-2 scoreline robot says happened?
>>66813346
>absolutelyrektpmsl
>pass: rossyboy69
>>66813382
PLEASE give us Eurovision info
>>66813396
pmsl the state of this
>>66812883
No need to rub it in ffs
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mcdonalds-staff-refuse-give-boy-7745611
Reminder that playing McDonald's Monopoly is a gateway to addiction.
>>66813443
Imagine caring about anything as trivial as this enough to go to a newspaper pmsl
>>66813387
hes frauding
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36043976
LARGE on o2.5
>>66813542
>bookies don't know this
>Paire
>>66813542
Euro League between two lotto teams is the ultimate lotto pick.
-24.83%
Yep, well done /bet/.
>>66813556
>We are going to take risks and try to score two or maybe three
>Line at 2.5
>>66813609
>We're going to try and win the game
>Odds @2.4
Makes you think
Always do the opposite of what the bookies want you to do
u2.5 is a special, like it was in the Man City vs PSG match
Donn - IK Start
Asian Handicap
IK Start | -3
Start 2 won this team a week ago 10-2. Start will have a much better team in this game and should take care of this pretty easy. They play on a new artificial ground so the field shouldn't be a issue. Start lost last year against a shit team so they will go into this match with full concentration. I would guess it is alslo a little bit of a pressure of doing better job than the b-team did a week ago.
>wow, did Donn play their B team in the last game?
>no
Who to put as FGS in tonight's games?
>>66813672
V nice tip but why post it now and not just before the game? Can already feel Hassan putting his greasy tenners on
https://youtu.be/EYr4tI4tDDc
>>66813696
It's not mine
>>66813699
>Take it out on your mrs
>encouraging domestic violence
cunts
>>66813716
>>66813672
So many greasy tenners on
>>66813672
Found the Start II result yet?
>>66813744
nope, probably not looking in the right areas
>>66813699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbGmiHi9rcI
pml
>>66813672
Shitty right up but on nonetheless
>>66813768
https://soundcloud.com/talksport/the-utterly-brilliant-tel-vis-sings-and-wakes-up-his-wife-live-on-the-sports-bar
>listened to this live the other night
>>66813781
>ave a go at 'er tel
in stitches
>>66813672
Where was this posted?
>>66813672
The last game was a friendly, this is a cup gane
>>66813820
https://tipstertube.com/post/44571
TIPPED BY USER AbsolutelyRektPmsl
srsly guys?
>>66813901
Meant before it was posted here.
>>66813672
/bet/ mafia going to be HUP pmsl nibs
Slovakia u18 0.0 from 0-1
Armenia u16 +1
Hougang United +0.5 (pre game)
UAC Tipping Group surreal.
>>66814039
>aftertiming
pmsl
>>66814039
>Picking three obscure winning bets from the day
>Claiming they were posted in a fictional tipping group
I've never seen more autistic behaviour.
>>66814039
Please have sex
>>66814039
Adultworkdotcom
pls use your winnings wisely
>>66814051
>>66814052
>>66814055
Just sign up rather than being so salty.
>>66814094
post winning slips m80 :^)
>>66814122
You will just say inspect element.
>>66814188
take a photo with the slips being shown on your mobile with timestamp and shoe on head
do you lads ever bet on horses?
>>66814039
BT here. There has been nothing posted in the group today.
>>66814052
>fictional
>>66814266
>clean ladbrokes
>>66814270
BT here. stop impersonating me
>>66814270
zzz
Get a life.
Reminder BT went into hiding after being exposed for liking Corbyn on facebook.
S H A K I N G
EXTRA FUCKING LARGE COMING. OH GOD!
>>66814539
WHEN I HAVE A PHONECALL IN 2 MINUTES FUCK
>>66814539
Albania, you're the best person on /bet/
>>66814558
Are you joking? Euan is by far the best.
Cant stop refreshing Albania's blogabet.
Wont stop refreshing Albania's blogabet.
>>66814574
pmsl, nibs
>>66814549
SURE IT CAN WAIT!
>>66814558
Love you too hon xx
>>66814574
He is young and has A LOT to learn. Has potential I'd say.
>>66814590
27 minutes lid.
one day i will win a bet
Just told the landlord an Albania tip is coming, never seen her so happy.
>>66814640
>landLORD
>her
pig.
>>66814666
csi scum t b h
Praying for a Euan countertip to albanias huge t b h
>>66813619
shhhh
Hope Albania's large isnt 365 only
>>66814788
I hope it is, means it might win
link to albania's blogabet
>>66814788
Typing this with one hand as I'm using the other to support my bodyweight as I'm ON MY KNEES for it to be unibet
>>66814788
pmsl it's not going to be in asia is it
>>66814788
Why? stop getting limited it isnt hard.
>>66814839
This, just have a cheeky acca every week.
Euan will post some shitty tip within the next few hours and I am going to lay it.
>>66814855
Remember that time he was in such a rush to tip he just picked an rball bet. Was some Brazil slags game pmsl.
>>66814855
Lord have mercy on your soul if you lay my next tip
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LIKE TO BET WITH ALBANIA,
CAUSE ALBANIA IS OUR MATE,
AND WHEN WE BET WITH ALBANIA,
HE GIVES A TIP IN 8...
>>66814867
PMSL yes mate was v funny
>>66814868
Kolmonen?
>>66814868
Gonna be an ofc large. I can feel it in my bones.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi25Cno5HaQ
STILL no tip
>>66814896
shaking for it tonight, going to be a big one
Cant stop laying the draw fix
Wont stop laying the draw fix
>>66814896
plus handi's again.
>>66813672
>Start 2 won this team a week ago 10-2.
>>66813744
>>66813764
I'll be damned, it's true.
http://www.ikstart.no/team2news/article/1j53s5h3wzlnr1akapscso91oa/title/--start-var-grisegode
Albania PLEASE
>>66814917
surrey teens OUT of /bet/
>>66814962
waah waah goo goo wi wi
>>66814917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvWLi_ujl4
Not the sharpest tool in the box are you?
>>66814978
Was it a decent team out?
>>66814990
2016
>>66814962
What game?
>>66814962
H vs S game? I'm against it too
>>66814978
>http://www.ikstart.no/team2news/article/1j53s5h3wzlnr1akapscso91oa/title/--start-var-grisegode
"- Det blir et helt annet Donn neste uke. Jeg er veldig glad for at det ikke var Start 2 sitt lag vi moter i cupen, ler Kjetil Pedersen"
Albania FFS I need to pick my wife's son up from school.
>>66815044
u wot m8
>>66815044
What?
>>66815003
No clue. Starts A-team is pretty shit though, but I'd imagine their reserves are worse.
>>66815044
Ah. For the bong above:
"-We're gonna field an entirely different Donn team next week. I'm very happy we're not facing Start 2 in the cup, laughs Kjetil Pedersen."
... What?
>>66815072
So…
Do i get off this ride or what?
who /corners judge/ here?
>>66815085
Sounds really weird. I'm on o4.5 and -3.5 AH Start, small.
Fuck. I never officially changed my address when I moved out, so usually I just use my parents address when I register at bookies. This time I was lazy and used autofill to do the registration and I registered with my actual address. Now the bookie wants me to verify my id before I can withdraw money, but my address isn't on any of the papers they want me to send in. What do?
>>66815085
I'm still on, don't think he's fielding another team. More like he's planning to play another tactic.
He literally said "It's gonna be a different Donn"
>>66815102
Call them and explain.
>>66815102
If you don't have an account at the old address just explain it was an accident and give the correct info.
>>66815112
>>66815072
Yeah, you're right, I'm being too subjective in my translation. He's saying "entirely different Donn" not "Donn team".
>>66815112
How much on Henn-meister?
>>66815102
What bookie? I uploaded my drivers ID to 365 for verification. No address on that.
>>66815102
I did this for my housemate - i used our uni address rather than his home address, and Ladbrokes made me jump through some fucking hoops. Wanted a passport, then a birth certificate.
I managed to do the same thing for Bet365 though and it was verified no problem, I just used his drivers licence for ID, and then our water bill for proof of address - even though they didn't match lol
>>66815142
Medium on -3 and -4. Only around 20 10NOKs
>>66815167
Same thing for William Hill - I explained the differences in address though and they verified it afterwards.
Albania can you FUCKING say something PLEASE
Wife's son just came in soaking wet, had to walk home in the rain. No sex for a month now cheers.
>>66815102
I bank with natwest who use online statement-ing. They never post me anything but the statements online always have my listed address on. I changed that in a matter of minutes and send bookies a printscreen of that online statement, and change the bank address back. Never had any issues.
>>66815200
Every bank offers Online statements you mong
>>66815218
calm down mate
>>66815200
Oh, yeah that would be an option.
>>66815200
>Just read this back and it makes me sound like a cretin.
OFC skedge is breaking me tbqh.
>>66815187
Good post
who is Hassan?
>>66815187
Just explain to her you were waiting for your Albanian friend to post a shrewd football bet on that Indonesian boogie boarding website you frequent
>>66815249
le Vodafone man
>>66815252
Poor post
>>66815249
Some guy with no understanding of value or bankroll management yet trips up anyway.
>>66815287
But my name isn't hassan??
>>66815200
Genius
ALBANIA SHOW YOURSELF
Sorry guys.
Line MOVED by 12 points in a matter of few minutes. Smashed hard.
No value for you lids.
Sorry again :(
>>66815332
>points
PMSL
>>66815332
F R A U D
Under 2.5 for Colo Colo vs Independiente this evening.
Liverpool to qualify tonight lads
>>66815332
Can you tell us what it was going to be just so we know if you would have won?
F R A U D
R L
A L B A N I A
U A
D N
I
A
>>66815429
xD i was merely pretending
>>66815332
Such a fucking f r a u d
>>66815429
>FRAUDIA
turning on eachother
THIS IS /bet/
>>66815441
Forgot to take the trip off
get your tits oot
for the lads
someone post a tip for tonight
>>66815515
Hit cancel. DO NOT hit yes or no.
Where's the FUCKING tips
>>66815516
BVB DNB @1.7
>>66815515
pmsl
>>66815516
Already posted mine
>>66815553
do not like that one bit
>>66815569
fuck off then
Beyond dac if start dont cover the -3.
>>66815548
find them yourself
Just layed Russia, again
he didn't SMACK inter win @2.9 vs (Napoli-Higuain)
bookies clueless.
>>66815619
shrewd
>>66815623
HATE you
>>66815619
>tfw the only thing I'm large on has drifted by .7 since I got on
That LARGE tip posted, huge value from bet365 trader.
Sogdiana Skif +36.5, take down to 30.5.
Live basketball.
no time for tip analysis but it just wins tbqh.
posted in my Blogabet as well, as you should verify and not get on proxy clown tips.
TAKE NOW!
Sevilla v Athletic Bilbao?
>>66815667
Take lower than 36?
>>66815667
>already on +40.5
pmsl
>>66815667
Take higher than 40?
>>66815667
>Got on 36.5
>Line is now 40
FFS
>>66815667
ON +40.5
writeup during timeout?
>>66815667
So SOSOSO much on +40.5
>>66815712
>He got on an Albania tip?
>>66815729
His basketball tips have been good ffs
>>66815187
>Wife's son
I will never stop chuckling at this.
>>66815667
Would love to know where you think your head is right now.
#believe
