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Old thread: >>66639035
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SO many shit threads lately
Sixth formers making threads bang on 500 posts is grating also
First for Big_Al, king of TT
>>66650870
Good image
Shit thread
>>66650901
>>66650870
Same fag
>>66650926
How was your women's studies lecture today, Carl? Had your estrogen pills yet too?
Can't even attract people. Euan thread when?
>>66650891
This desu. Trump has nothing to do with /bet/. Just fishing for nibs. Cant wait to schools are back.
> you got it sorted yet? if you sign up now ill give her a free smashing tomorrow
>>66650926
GREASY
LEFTIST
MONGS
>>66650954
Euan make a thread. We all follow you
>>66650954
I include your #lifegoals threads at 500 posts in my shit threads comment.
>>66650954
>can't wait to schools are back.
Think you need to get back to one lad.
GOFFY LARGE ON ABERDEEN
3/10 UNITS
>>66650974
It was page 4 desu. Either I made it or you got a shit American OP.
>>66650971
Two /bet/ threads on the frant page makes the jani lose his nut.
>>66650954
When do you go back?
>>66650987
pmsl
>>66651009
He'll delete this anyway for the politics. The earlier the better
Reminder that this is Euan's #hairgoal
Fowler absolute DOG. Spieth surreal.
>>66651031
Yes let's have our sanitised #safespace
*jazzhands* in your direction
>>66651041
Wanted to smash Spieth e/w last night at 11.0 figuring he'd be certain for top 5 so small profit guaranteed but just felt like he might be shit this year and I'd be flushing money away.
Who's German for the night?
>>66651086
in TOO deep on Dortmund
>>66651029
Fuck off Borris
ADDICTS OUT edition
>>66651102
Need the Money mate, 50 quid wont cut it, you'll be seeing big bets on here if i get a good streak going
>>66651032
Reminder that girls love curly hair
>>66651086
klopp may know how to beat them tho i dont know if you heard but he used to work there
>>66651139
That's some groundbreaking news lad
>>66651139
>he used to work there
Going to need a source on that
>>66651139
>hurrr i didnt think of that
Yeh course i know, i hope he has a stroke mid game and they have to ring Rodgers up for 2nd half advice
Have trouble breathing
Is this a sign of lack of vitamin D? xx
>>66651139
>may know how to beat them
hope this is nibs
HELSINGBBORGS
>Estonia
>>66651153
>>66651162
suddenly after i bring it up you all know
stick to sports you know shit about lads
He won't be getting another (You) out of me pmsl
any thurs nite long shot wankas in this thread?
Rossy BTFO of the worms on TT
>>66650891
It's /brit/tards from /int/
>>66651241
Saturdays the longshot day
>The Chiefs still didn't win
>>66651268
meant more like starting today and then hopefully continuing over the next 2/3 months
TIPS2WIN BTFO
Euan give us a tip
>>66650904
>>66651174
Probably some postural issue.
State of the rball guy in the Austria slag match
>>66651305
There are no games up?
>>66651344
it is funny get it
EUAN ON A TWO TIP LOSING STREAK LMFAO
>1.002
>1/10
National picks
>Boston bob
>Le Reve
What you lot doin?
>most popular tip ever
The most superfluous comment in horse racing is "I hope they all come home safely." Don't waste your breath. No one hopes they die.
>>66650954
>euan genuinely implying /bet/ hasn't always been right wing
top fucking kek. wish you'd fuck off back to twitter with the rest of the /wcbet/ mongs
>>66651557
praying holland women score again
>>66651573
Thanks Nick
Anyone else feel bad when they calculate roll and it's always much lower than you thought it would be? Certain I'm going wrong somewhere.
wtb on OFC tonight?
Is Euan taking the piss?
Hello, /bet/ meetup when?
Fuck off Euan.
>>66651661
Fancy working for me?
>>66651698
D-doing what?
>>66651697
>>66651728
I need someone I can trust to control some money and Mexicans
>>66651752
What's in it for me?
>>66651782
Mexicans, you get to keep one or two
>>66651813
But l could just grab a couple of those when l'm home
>>66651782
Valuable life experience
o1.5 dortmund goals
athletic bilbao
mignolet is a sieve, sevilla on the road is terribad
so mr. norway, will skeid win
Oh dear, oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MjTh5tFiZM
Has there ever being a fall from grace quite as bad as Ricky Gervais'
>>66651996
No need to get coarse in a film for the public. Don't think you'll win a BAFTA for filth..
>>66651996
Atheists btfo
who else ready for a comfy europe league simulcast evening?
pmsl lids
Should i go big on Dortmund?
should I include a win for shakthar?
>>66652495
sure, what could go wrong?
>>66652495
>>66652520
Should i keep asking stupid questions
Large staking Netherlands U19 W -0.75
Should I do meth with this drunk Somalian I found on my way home and suck his dick for 5 hours?
MACKERS WANTS 20K ON DORTMUND -1.5
>>66652616
before the match? MADMAN
>>66652597
sure, what could go wrong?
>>66652597
TipsterNor PLEASE
>>66652538
No but you should head back to PGA
>>66652616
>1.5
>mackers
pmsl
>>66652648
Liverpool are shite m8, it will be 3-0 or 4-1
never bet before yesterday here, trying to learn
bilbao-sevilla both teams to score
dortmund to win
vilarreal to win
and shakthar to win
whats the possibility of it happening?
>they're not on Liverpool +0.5
Tears.
>>66652784
less than the odds you got
>>66652833
>>66652839
fuck, ok which one is the weak link. I reckon dortmund and vilarreal are a sure bet.
>>66652839
ay up euan lad, what did you have for bet dinner mate
>>66652798
Imagine actually being on Liverpoop
>>66652586
Looks like the clog slags can't deal.
>>66652880
>sure bet
No such thing, friend.
Looking forward to QT tonight.
>>66652890
>he's not on
>>66652986
nah im gonna win, you guys are depressing.
Thanks, Peter.
>>66653048
welcome to /bet/ friendo
>>66653048
It's OT now, my cheesy tulip friend.
>>66653066
What am I looking at?
How are your #Masters2016 bets going /bet/?
Jason Day e/w - pretty respectable
>Adam Scott
Pic unrelated
>>66653048
I'm losing a cheesy 1-poon on it as well, toothpaste.
>>66653098
You're looking at the next big boy of betfair, pay respects
>>66653110
>Christain
blasphemy
>>66653140
>toothpaste
top kek, Morten
>>66653020
Who's on?
>>66653133
I placed a bet on Bello to win against Poulter and I don't even know how to check how it's doing
Someone spoonfeed me pls
>>66652586
Oh dear, oh dear
>>66653234
is this the new gimmick?
>>66653204
Not sure, just looking forward to Dave getting roasted.
>juventus goal disallowed
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>watching sex box
>a bunch of normies being whores
why are they allowed to do this
>>66653216
It's losing
Bello 2 UNDER par after 10 holes
Poulter 2 UNDER par after 9 holes.
A long, long way to go yet though.
>>66653216
Sorry, Bello 2 over par even, he's 4 shots behind Poulter
>>66653355
pmsl
>second goal disallowed
for fucks sake, seriously? is bet365 trolling me?
>>66653355
>>66653324
Fuck's sake
Where is bird? Need a bird chase so bad lads
>>66653355
Source pls
BOOOOOM 3-0 win for us. Nice result after a few tough loses.
LEGO
>>66653411
offside twice freund
>>66653622
painful. still think they can bring it back though.
Who /cantwaittosweatabirdtip/ tonight
>Dortmund
>German football
>slitherpool
how have they managed to rob a goal
Excellent, now I can reback Dirtmund
>they did not listen >>66652798
>/bet/
>Dirtmund
Follow BBC live updates
>Liverpool are shit
>Liverpool are in trouble
>Liverpool are playing like yr 9's
>Liverpool Score
Fuck off Beeb
>>66653987
are you even watching the game? all of that is true
Sweden sweating
What to do if odd fall? I was on match about 1 minute after I hear notification but odd was allready on 1,85. Should play such odd? I don't know how you guys make a bet so quick? Faster as I was today at bet I can't be. :S But was still not enough fast to play posted odd. :S
Just opened my ISA
Cheers Jenny
>>66654097
How much and what's your portfolio?
Is Dortmund +.5 THE mainstream bet of the day?
>>66654170
>Russian handicaps
>>66654143
I've put the full amount into a cash ISA with my bank.
>>66653703
What time do you reckon he'll post a tip? When does his leagues start?
>>66654220
pmsl
>>66654143
>>66654220
>pretending to be me
I've invested the lot in British Petroleum.
>>66654170
yup
>>66654243
They're all at half time atm. Don't think there's gonna be any sweat today.
There goes my luck for the goddamn year. o1.5 FH in at 45+4 in the Villareal match. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have that much luck.
>>66654378
Hmm not that lucky when there was such an early goal really.
>>66654353
Ok scratch that, let the sweat commence.
B I R D
Officially too much on this bird tip
way WAY too much on this bird tip. Hope the little virgin is right.
>>66654428
Nigger it was literally the last touch of the ball in the first half, after a turn-over, a throw and a corner no less.
BIRD PLEASE
>>66654522
>>66654546
Where do you stake his tips?
>>66654378
last time i used up all my luck was when my team conceded for a draw near the 90th minute mark, then got the lead in 91', conceded a minute after, then scored again in 94' to win.
Bird threw me out of his follows? That wormy slug.
>>66654603
10bet skins
>>66654603
365
>>66654603
Pinnacle
Can't stop topping up on bird
>>66654631
Might start following then. Easy to get on or do they pull pretty quickly like when PGA tip?
>>66654478
>>66654522
>>66654546
>>66654595
>>66654694
Please spoon feed me the bird. I've got meth and dick-sucking lips.
>>66654701
Only ever had once when it was pulled and it was back 2 min later with same odds
Bird is free right?
sky simulcast a fucking disgrace
braga game running since 3 minutes and they still on commercials
>bird
hahahahaha PML, sure the bet would look this shit when I go L A R G E
MuhammadAli I cashed out so this is half void and half win for me, hope all you lads did the same.
actually pmsl
>>66654727
Dece, what's your roi following him?
hoping for that sparta miracle. sparta & btts @ 17
>this bird tip
Worst one yet by an absolute MILE
>>66654770
35.7% including rebacks
>lt's a short corner actually works episode
This Bird bet is going far too well for my liking
It hurts me to say this but is gambling profitable anymore?
Accounts getting chinned after a few bets
Prices getting cunted in seconds
Shrewdies smacking any value in Asia pre
Finding it so hard to profit last couple of months
I feel like im competing in the yoyo world championships
>>66655054
Up 20k this year so I think it's still fairly profitable.
>>66655068
up £24k here
was £27k yesterday
>>66655053
This, it's a polar opposite of his normal bet. Expect it to lose at the last second.
>>66655054
It is profitable.. as long.. as you... don't follow Euan xD pmsl lol ;)
>>66655093
>>66655068
Up 36k here
>>66655068
>>66655093
>>66655136
One of you is bt and one one you is dino
Could really do with a FH Hafnarfjordur slags goal any time soon.
>>66655203
This tbqhwy
>>66655136
>>66655093
>>66655068
>>66655054
Only up £16k this year zzzz
>>66655203
this desu
>>66653484
Flash score has live scores and it's on sky sports 1 right now
>>66655068
>>66655093
>>66655136
>implying your no filthy liars on the internet
what's your bankroll?
>>66655186
joe here tbqh
Big_Al is up 50k today
Anyone watching Braga? Those cunts gonna score at any time?
>>66655258
>Impersonating me
>Parlay $1.00 $14.63
>Soccer - 20510 Villarreal -204 for Game
>Soccer - 20508 Shakhtar Donetsk +174 for Game
>Soccer - 20504 Borussia Dortmund -149 for Game
>Soccer - 20501 Athletic Bilbao +129 for Game
Did I make a mistake, /bet/?
>>66655273
>Impersonating me
Here we go, the bird sweat is coming back.
Finnie here tbqhafwy
>>66655186
None of those were me but one of the figures is the same as my profit for the year
>>66655284
Yes. Posting here.
STILL no FH goal
STILL no large from Albania
STILL not sweat on this bird tip
STILL no Eurovision post from BT
>>66655284
Yes, namely for using American odds
Gambling is a funny world isn't it. If I made as much as I did today, every day for a year I would make 200k yet I'm really annoyed with how I bet today and feel like I've made many mistakes and feel pretty dejected all in all.
Fuck off Lowry you literally who, stay in your lane.
>>66655331
Which one lid
FH PLEASE, have no idea why I overstaked this so bad. Absolutely S H A K I N G
>tfw on dortmund & bilbao 2:1 CS double
sweating tbqh
>>66655337
Only got my last essay in today and there's not much point posting a writeup when esctips post covered pretty much everything I wanted to say.
>>66655375
Miscalculated actually, up 35k not 36k
>>66655346
It's natural for your opinion on your betting performance to not directly correlate with your p/l.
Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar sluts goal WHEN?
Aylesbury FC v Barton Rovers
Barton Rovers 0 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (3-1) @ 2.05
12 min ago.
ALBANIA
SHOW YOUR MUG
>>66655418
Unreal, surely you're considering doing this full time if you're on track to earn 6 figures?
Knew you would bottle the write up, everyone has been asking for it so much it will never live up to expectations.
>bird tip coming in comfortably andnot sweating as fuck
what sorcery is this
>>66655370
>Still 18/1
>Not having a cheeky e/w
need braga goal tbqh
Smashing the flat up lads.
NEED singbet empathy void
done life changing sums
BIRD
I
R
D
>>66655535
what was the tip?
please FH... fucking PLEASE
bird SURREAL
>>66655510
dis dis dis
Is bird pay2follow?
Just stuck about 2k on u0.5 going to walk the dog, shaking, FH lose this and I'll probably take a week off.
>>66655474
I'm just hating cause all three of my cheeky e/w lads have scored zero.
>>66655565
they could even go on and win the match
BIRD UNREAL
I
R
D
U
N
R
E
A
L
>>66655571
>absolute madman
Which game?
Down life changing sums if Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar don't win tbqh
>>66655460
Considering it but struggling with accounts lately, probably end up doing it for a year then seeing how much I can make while working full time as the gaps in the CV will be too much
>>66655620
Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar
would make profit if braga, bilbao, dortmund, liverpool or sevilla score. can already see that none of that is happening because i jinx it every time.
STILL no Fimleikafélag Hafnarfjarðar goal.
>>66655571
on for 1/40th of what you bet
up 7€ today desu lads
>>66652784
>>66652839
>>66652833
>>66653048
told you, just need dortmund to win now.
>>66655636
Asia v beatable desu
>>66655700
Goal coming surely. IBT wouldnt tip a loser
BIRD SURREAL
>>66655596
I'm small e/w on a couple of virtual no names who are up there but surely have no chance of winning. Doubt they will even cling on for top 5.
Got another couple of bets that are basically already kill bar a miraculous comeback.
>>66655752
T-this...... Seems to be a lot of FH pressure atm. Hands and knees time for this goal now.
Nothing on Bird bet, 1k on IBT zzz betting such a chore atm
>>66655694
smallest profit if sevilla score and thats what happened. well better than nothing i guess.
IDax surreal
/bet/ surreal
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
literallly no sweat
absolute mastermind
>shot off target
zzzzzzzz
BRAGA
R
A
G
A
Well it happened guys. I lost it all. What do I do now?
liverpool goal would be the icing on the cake
Another woodwork :)
Eyes well and truly leaking, nothing on bird. SUMS on FH. Can't believe this shit tbqhwy
>shot off target
>tfw no bortdussia goal
S H W A E K A I T N I G N G
>Adam Scott
>Phil Mickelson
>Henrik Stenson
Charl Schwartzel MIGHT come in under par today.
Jason Day is the only chance of making money now.
>>66655955
sign out and leave it be m8
>>66655955
wait until your next pay check, deposit, lose it all again
Of course IBT lose the only tip which was easy to get s u m s on, love life
>>66655975
>>Phil Mickelson
iktfb
Could be worse, you could've been on Else and seen your money disappear by the end of the first hole.
Anyone bet on an hoerses? Any tips?
