Return of #lifegoals edition
Albania a fraud sub edition
Old thread: >>66628811
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http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
What a shit pic
>>66639035
pmsl
Euan has the personality and banter of an 80 year old woman sub sub edition
Dire lifegoals pmsl
>>66639059
idk mate. I just googled "rich kids of instagram" because I remember watching a programme about the shitty brats.
>>66637532
Gentle reminder that I am HUP and Euan is not
>>66639035
>no title
so useless
USA are so fuking shit.
Equal pay my ass.
Euans #hairgoals
reminder that youd have a 55% roi after betting the opposite of my last 50 bets. betting against me = printing money
Your showers leaking into the living room again, Euan.
>>66639140
Fuck off you window licker
>>66639141
pmsl
giggling like mad
>Turn on USA stream
>Solo close up
Is there anything you wouldnt do to get between those thighs?
>>66639186
Take one of your tips pmsl
>>66639164
Well phone the estate agent.
>>66639197
PMSL
>>66639223
Its your fucking shower.
>>66639035
Watches are such a waste of money. If I want to check the time I'll look at me phone
>>66639242
Talking big sense pal
Is that Brit who bet on Trump to win the republican nomination still here?
Top kek
>>66639264
why?
Albania avoiding this thread like he avoids his autism medication
>>66639275
Cause it's going to an open convention
>>66639242
When they are that price, they arent for checking the time. They are a status symbol.
Sweaty refund is in, cheers for following
>tfw you would've been so so large on -0.5 from 0-2 if they didn't score 2 mins after HT
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTDHM-uG_6k
>>66639320
If I'm ever that rich I wouldn't be the type to be flash. One of the richest guys in my town looked like a scruffy cunt most of the time, nothing tackier than people being desperate to flaunt wealth.
>>66639346
Thread song for the next month is Douwe Bob
>>66639372
I do the thread songs around here pal.
>>66639372
It should be Frans pal
http://youtu.be/y9sAtS63COM
>>66639426
What's a paigon?
>>66639426
London SUCH a cesspool, glad I live so far away from it
Real thread song
https://youtu.be/o0W91FrTlYk
>>66639497
This, fucking revolting place.
This Colombian gk is dog shit but defence is cramming the box tight enough it might be hard for US to get shots in. Could end 1-0 or 6-0 desu.
>>66639426
Euan such a paigon f@m
>>66639540
>Literally 2 goals in 2 mins since posting
Guess its 6-0
Reminder that Euan is a xenophobic worm
>>66638799
lel
Tomorrows skedge looks....
>posting in the old thread
OKC had a blowout win last night against Denver, basically a practice game, while Portland went right to end in a hard fought game.
And, of course, OKC are just the (far) superior team.
Tell me why I shouldn't put 2 grand on them before I piss my entire Bet365 balance up the wall.
>Big_Al wants to follow you
>>66639931
>Tell me why I shouldn't put 2 grand on them before I piss my entire Bet365 balance up the wall.
Because that is a dumb thing to do even if you think it is a dead cert. Never EVER bet more than 5-10% of your roll on a single outcome.
>>66639998
>Implying I'm not constantly on tilt, living as either a prince or a pauper as my betting luck dictates
>>66640048
Wow , what a maverick you are ... a true betting enigma
>Euan forgetting /bet/ in title AGAIN
Value in Blazers -6. Thunder sitting 4 of their starting 5
>>66641067
>Somebody please tell me why the Thunder are 7/5 to beat Portland tonight?
>OKC had a blowout win last night against Denver, basically a practice game, while Portland went right to end in a hard fought game.
>And, of course, OKC are just the (far) superior team.
>Tell me why I shouldn't put 2 grand on them before I piss my entire Bet365 balance up the wall.
Sickening amounts on necaxa to advance
>It's a team scores on their first shot on target episode
>>66641173
pmsl
>>66641141
>tfw you decide to watch an episode of Fargo before placing the bet and check the team news after seeing the price drift
>>66641473
>games are 30 minutes long
Tears if you weren't on Hornets spread against this no Porzingis Knicks team
As bad as Euan desu
>>66641649
not quite
>>66641649
pmsl how long did it take you to run that through paint?
Albania and Euan in the battle of pseudos. Need some real shrewdies to appear.
Can someone tell me how Truro are 18 points from the top when they were much closer two weeks ago
>>66641899
Would guess they stopped getting points from the games they played
>>66642007
ask if shes into femdom
PMSL
>JANNY
PLEASE have sex.
If u don't like d double e re-evaluate ur life ok ta
>>66641473
Hup x
>>66642743
>Games are 73 minutes long
>tfw nobody is online the one time I have a tip
Weiqiang Zheng will roll Cai easily.
8/13 right now is a ridiculous price. The practice with each other, and both admit that Zheng is the far superior player. Talent wise, Cai can't live with him and mentally definitely doesn't believe he can win.
It's a Bart and Millhouse situation between them.
Has there ever been a case of a South American team picking up a red and not scoring?
>>66642845
What sport is this?
>>66642912
Tennis obviously still looking for the tournament
>>66642865
I genuinely place my bets assuming that everything from CL football to the darkest pingpong game is rigged by the bookies and am up sums.
>>66642912
>>66642950
Its in play right now. Odds are already kill.
>>66642845
Appreciate it but a bit late with the tip really.
>>66643031
Wasnt even available
>>66642865
Genuinely think you might be able to win money by betting next goal for South American teams that get a red. I mean it is a little bit of a joke/meme of course but it seems to happen often enough considering the odds probably get pretty good.
>>66643063
Even if it was available to you you would have had to have gotten on within literally about 3 mins of him posting. Odds were already 1.15 or some shit by the time I saw his post and found it and that wasn't very long after.
>picking dignitas
>shrewd
>me thinking dignitas can win a game
>>66643134
Heads gone gonna call it a night lids x x
>>66641173
Hup x
>>66643358
>games
I'm not saying definite but I think we might've missed a worldie fix
>Was available inplay
>Odds on either team to win were pretty closely matched
>Still playing now but pulled from everywhere
>7 runs down to 7 in front in one inning
I know it tightened up again when Oaxaca batted that inning but imagine the odds when they were 7 down and then how much you could green up when minutes later they were 7 up
>>66643412
>missing the fix
TEARS
(jk m8)
All in on pumas
>>66643561
Pmsl @me
Should I do this ladz? All I have left in my account desu
>>66643888
why not? youll lose it eventually so might as wel just put it on whatever
>>66643716
-0.75 absolutely smashable desu
>>66643716
>>66643561
Reback DNB @above evens
>>66643917
>>66643956
>that form
>these bets
Idk famalam
>>66643990
Altitude will take effect soon
>>66643990
>form
m8 just because Olimpia smash the Paraguayan league it doesn't mean they will be decent against a Mexican side.
For example Dinamo Zagreb won the Croatian league the last 7 years running and went unbeaten in the league last year but in the CL they managed one win in 6 games and were comfortably beaten by Bayern. Its not exactly on a par with that situation but their league form means nothing in relation to continental competition where they are playing significantly better teams.
>>66644102
I know Im American but pls dont assume I cant comprehend differences in competition.
It's coming home lids
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A L T I T U D E
kekerino
>Pumas SW still @1.01
Imagine.
>>66639186
Please have sex, preferably not with something that looks like a sarlacc.
4444444444
I'm down to 15 fucking dollars. Thanks PSG & RM. Nothing like losing $600 in a few months. Not sure how to start winning again.
Do.. Do I go all-in on Dortmund & Villareal?
>>66645330
Quit gambling and become a productive member of the society
>>66645411
I'm not taking orders from a South African, I bet you gamble with fucking apples & bananas.
>>66645518
>I'm not taking orders from a South African
>this flag
SWEDEN YES
Why is prestaking bad?
Ausclick pls explain
>>66645330
>>66643888
>>66645411
>>66646389
>>66646402
>>66646709
explain what? Cabrera? former master winner and runner up who loves the course. Has been in the top 5 of the masters after round 1 multiple times. He's someone that has proven he can shoot 67/68 1st round which has historically been enough to get a first round lead.
It's worth a penny to be on at those odds.
Aintree/Grand National festival hup hup
1:40 SIZING JOHN // Can win a race now he doesn't have to face Ruby Walsh on DOUVAN.
2:15 APPLE's JADE // Couldn't cope with the speed on IVANOVICH GORBATOV up the hill on the run in at Cheltenham. But on the soft today and on a different track should be able to reverse placings.
2.50 CUE CARD // Best horse in the race but fell at Cheltenham. Only the jumps can beat this horse today lmao.
3.25 ANNIE POWER // Won't be taking @1.5 though.
4.05 MARASONNIEN // Front two are too short for a blunderous race like this. This Willie Mullins horse has had a good comeback season after 3 years off because of injury. Beat SALSIFY earlier in March who has won the Cheltenham Foxhunter twice.
4.40 MINELLA PRESENT // The favourite FAYETTE COUNTY has run 5 times over fences and has only completed 2 of those runs. Trainer of MINELLA PRESENT bypassed Cheltenham and doing so this horse has an attractive handicap mark and is much fresher than race rivals.
5.15 SHATTERED LOVE E/W // Nice mare, well related, who should improve beyond her 120 mark.
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is it just me or are the odds completely messed up in those chinese handball womens games?
>>66647021
haha both of them were just removed.
Hope they dont void my bets
>fell for e-sports meme
just glad I didnt go large on anything this day, it was awful
also who /ChasingOnMrRobot/ here?
Who wins the US Masters lids?
>>66647156
Spieth
>>66647124
Dignigs won, so what's the problem?
>>66647192
Hope you meant Dustin Johnson liddo
>>66647198
they lost 3-0 didnt they
>>66647156
Rickie Fowler. I posted an in depth explanation a few threads ago, but basically he fits the profile perfectly of a Masters winner - great course record, fewest dropped shots on tour, capitalises on Par 5s, low ball flight....
If you designed a robot golfer to play the Masters, you'd basically want it to have Rickie Fowler's 2016 stats.
>>66639362
This
Dortmund or a noose tonight. Pray for me.
this bet365 1/2 refund on e/w bets actually looks sorta dece
>>66647423
hnnng
>>66647423
literally throwing up.
Dortmund by 2
>>66647423
http://www.gratefulness.org/candle/486579-2/
UFC fight night 86 - Curtis Blaydes vs Francis Ngannou?
Not sure witch way to lean here
Need someone to tip it from the tt acount
>>66647607
Help
>>66647629
already been shouted lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7oBsbjKjMw
Who /Masters/ here?
£1k Spieth
£1k Fowler
£500 Jimmy Walker
£500 Danny Willett
If Walker or Willett win I'm going to either Wimbledon or the NBA playoffs and I'll pay for somebody from /bet/ to come with me because >tfw no friends
>>66647680
kind of sad, but a neat idea. good luck man.
>>66647680
Cheers for the money pal!
Cant stop topping up on Dustin
Wont stop topping up on Dustin
>>66647680
>>66647659
Make it a tip la, snooker is on the sports drop down
doherty is in-play already, still worth it to get in on it? have absolutely no idea how snooker is played.
Well thanks to Betfair my Masters position is totally scrambled now. Not very happy. can't believe all the queue positions I set up have been completely lost, can't believe it
When do we take Spain?
>>66647827
Never since I'm on the +
>>66647814
Peter SEETHING. Hope he doesn't take it out on Emily tbqh :(.
>>66647839
Why?
>>66647848
Thought it was too high, probably wrong
>>66647839
tears
>>66647827
ffs scored as I was trying to back
will wait to see if -3 comes up
Down huge off this Goffy tip tbqh
>>66647847
What's the story of Emily Webb? Why does her name pop up here every now and then?
>>66647889
Thought you'd never shoe yourself here after last night :^)
>>66647909
Why'd you think that?
PMSL
>>66647889
Rumour has it she was J Wests mystery Ascot bird
Give me a tip now or the kitten dies
>>66647925
Doubt it. According to my model, Jamie is a latent homosexual.
Who are the best people to follow on TT?
>>66647937
Spain w -3.75, ends 10+
>>66647923
kosovobro gib some tips for today
bukur bro
>>66647925
J West can do better, can't see it happening unless he's desperate to marry into a rich family now that he's a tea boy pmsl
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need more
>>66647951
T4tw
>>66647954
Later today a LARGE coming.
>>66647962
Was Jamie ever properly doxxed? Would LOVE to see his greasy student face desu and weak body.
Wonder if he ever did that operation he planned to. Wish him luck!
>>66647951
That hockey tipster with the miliband pic
Albania such a TOXIC individual
>>66647981
>Later today a LARGE coming.
okay bro, i will share this! good luck
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In dire need of new gimmicks from gimmick guy tbqh.
>>66647981
No I don't think so. What operation are you talking about, friend?
>tfw rage staked -3.5 to cover all the rebacks I missed
in too deep, they better score 7+
>>66648026
He had some health problems and had to undergo an operation. Search the archive from 2014 or early 2015.
>>66648059
You doing alright now though mate?
Sibir-Fakel x-x
Norway u19-Russia u19 2-1
>>66648077
Me? Sure. Why do you ask?
>>66648043
>no goals in 7 mins
I fucked up
Starting to think BT is never going to post his Eurovision write up
>>66648043
Kekeroo, same here. I managed to keep it small though. Not in FH I hope? ..
>>66648080
Info?
>>66648085
Oh sorry lad I misread your post, thought you had the operations.
>>66648114
No probs
xx
>>66648102
nah full time. Hope they have big plans for 2nd half, line already moved to -2.5 ffs
>>66648104
You mean source?
>>66648148
Go on then
>>66648159
I am the source. Play it or dont play it. Ive been too much generous today.
>>66648080
full time score?
>>66648182
/bet/ mafia not even trying anymore baka familia
>>66648138
Yeah, slags better not be content.
S H W A E K A I T N I G G
>>66648080
x.x ?
Draw, you mean?
Hougang - Geylang
over 1.5 fh
Why is nobody betting on the golf?
The Masters is a fucking institution. Show some respect and have a punt.
>>66648184
I do not know the exact scores. But it, if you want to play it safe. Then play Sibir-Fakel gg or x
And Norway gg3+ or 1
>>66648220
fowler e/w and dechambaeu e/w
>>66648220
Golf is for people who think anyone on benefits is a scrounger.
OK greasy lefty student here
What roll did everyone here start with. and are any of you in the 6 digit roll? Saving up for the moment and want to start during the upcoming summer tournaments
Please be nice x
>>66648239
£200
>>66648239
Started with £40 and did the 365 new customer offer just after New Years, now on around £500
>>66648239
deposited ~500 quid overall, now on a 6k-7k roll after 6 months or so
>>66648239
Didn't start with a roll, just had 50 quid and bet really aggressively, now have a 25k roll.
>>66648222
... what?
>>66648238
>Scrounger
>noun informal derogatory
>a person who borrows from or lives off others.
They are by the definition.
>>66648222
>gg3+
What does both teams to score 3+ mean?
>>66648238
>Golf is for people who think anyone on benefits is a scrounger.
That's true you greasy leftist scum.
>>66648238
Thanks, Nick
>>66648239
>Deposited £50 on Tuesday
>Had £6,500k by Wednesday
>Withdrew £6k
>Kept £500 to bet with
>Lost my £500
>Cancelled withdrawal
>Withdrew £5k
>Kept £1k to bet with
>Lost £1k
>Cancelled withdrawal
>Withdrew £3k
>Kept £2k to bet with
>Lost £2k
>Cancelled withdrawal
>Withdrew £2k
>Kept £1k to bet with
And here we are...
sizing john lids
>>66648295
>>66648274
pmsl slugs
>>66648309
How even
>>66648319
Are thou triggered leftie?
please Spain women, just give me something, I need this so so much
>>66648309
I hope this isnt the nba accy man
>>66648320
Easy come easy go, I guess.
Fractions though. Within inches of being able to pay off my mortgage. Rockets lost by 2 points, cost me a £10k bet. Magic lost by 4 after leading the whole game, cost me a £16k bet.
>>66648339
It is. I mean, I think I am. I do NBA accumulators mostly...but I haven't posted in a few weeks, so it might not be.
>>66648289
both teams to score and result must be 3+
>>66648343
Post slip
haahahahahahahahhahaghaahahahahahahahahah Spain U19 actually aren't going to score another one, are they
>>66648357
there was britanon who deposited £50 and I think he won 7 grand on a basketball accy said he was using it to go to school
>>66648363
Can't see that marked at unibet or 365. Thanks though.
>>66648336
Fuck, it's a rerun of the 0-5 FH, 0-0 SH episode from last week.
>>66648384
>Fuck, it's a rerun of the 0-5 FH, 0-0 SH episode from last week
if it is I'm going to take a very long break from gambling, last two days have completely wiped me out emotionally and financially. Not healthy to deal with so much stress every day
>>66648384
Yeah. You 1st world nations have some weird betting system
>>66648343
>he owns a 25k house
pmsl
>>66648343
>lying
IRELAND
>>66648397
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHFSHALIHIBAEFHAWHADHEAFHIAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
northern ireland actually scored
>>66648397
pmsl
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DOWN INSANE
Quick reminder that renting in your 20s is actually +ev.
>>66648423
>implying
although i just realised i did sort of lie unintentionally...the blazers ended up coming back and hitting a 3 on the buzzer to only lose by 5. they were down 18 when the rockets game ended and i turned off in disgust.
sort of glad the rockets lost now. that would have sent me on crazy tilt
>implying i dont live on tilt
>>66648478
You disgust me.
>>66648478
Insane lad, why place such sums on lotto accys, specially the NBA. Hornets was a guaranteed win, surprised you avoided that
guys this Spain women game is actually hurting a lot
cant deal with this anymore
>>66648478
You either have titanium balls or a pea brain.
Probably both.
>>66648510
Stop betting on pseudo shrewdie games then.
>>66648478
Clippers HT/FT was a gift
The HT/FT market in basketball is a gift generally with short priced teams.
Last week against Dallas (?) the Warriors were 1/14 to win, but 2/5 HT/FT
Hate gambling so much
Jej o2.5 FH cleared in a min in the Montekebab vs Potato game.
>>66648528
So long as your hairline is intact x
>>66648521
fuck you man
shrewdie games dont go my way, psuedo games dont go my way, nothing ever goes my way
>>66648538
>tfw balding like crazy
life is so painful
Need two Spain goals like air, chased way too hard on this.
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Fuck yeah chorizo slags is on it.
Bets Placed: 51
Stake: 1u/bet
Bets Won: 17
Win Rate: 33%
Average Odds: 4.47
Total Profit: 26.7u
Profit/Bet: 0.52u
NO MORE GOALS
Large staking Spain u19 Women -0.5
listenin to joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat desu senpai
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Not placing another bet today other than Albania's upcoming large tbqh
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>>66648597
same after this fucking game
>>66648597
Why. What you down on lid?
NOW SHUT DOWN THOSE POTATO SLAGS
>>66648597
>another
Pmsl why have you stopped TTing? Gonna post a fake spreadsheet in a few days claiming 30% ROI?
>>66648573
Asia piece of piss.
>>66648605
Nothing.
do these win? followed gobobby small
>>66648615
fairly muggy desu nichols canyon is the bet for the aintree hurdle
>>66648609
Because there has been nothing worth TTing. Had Corinthians W not been smashed all through the 2nd half, I would have tipped them.
