UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs ???)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_w0zc7CrY
>Ferguson is out of his fight with Khabib, but the UFC wants Khabib to stay on the card and is trying to find a new opponent
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/5/11374258/tony-ferguson-injured-khabib-nurmagomedov-bout-scratched-from-ufc-on
>DADA 5000 claims he died during Kimbo fight, had kidney failure and 2 heart attacks
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11380108/dada-5000-claims-he-died-during-the-fight-against-kimbo-slice-at
FREE FIGHTS:
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs MItrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
Cerrone seems like the most likely replacement for Ferguson
schaub for op buttsore
antibiotics
LET ME BANG BRO
Mike Wilkinson got cut lads.
What the fuck?
>>66639769
guy he btfo'd got cut too
>>66639769
>>66639788
euros are so shit
>>66639627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KwsxO789AQ
Dan Hardy breakdown lads.
>>66639820
>42 minutes
based
Can someone please post the "Poor Little White Boy" photoshop with Alexander Gustafsson surrounded by Jones, DC and Rumble?
>>66639802
Kek based DC hahaha
hi guys. just need to test something can i get a few (you)s? need at least 3
>>66639905
He's only lost to black fighters. Cucked by Phil and Rumble.
>mfw Bisping taking Conor's role in the new Triple X movie
The first Triple X was alright. But the second one was awful.
your getting emotional =P
@66640005
no
>>66640005
(You) want some ? Come get some
What will be the next Big Fight to fall apart due to the injury bug?
>>66640120
Dos Santos falls and breaks his foot during his walkout
we've got a saying back home
>>66640154
If you're gonna bring it on
haha
>>66640193
>Spics in charge of memes
>>66640154
I too am a jiu jitsu fighter like Mr.Gracie
>>66640193
THEN BRING IT ON
>>66639627
so when is the ufc news thing on fs1 tonight?
lads, vote
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
>>66640193
>>66640232
you fucks
>>66640214
>>66640274
No Aldo vs Pettis
>dhk will never be your oppa and gently spoonfeed you slimy sea creatures
>>66640312
we get it, you're short. no one else cares about manlet fights though.
>>66640274
for me its a tie between Brock vs Fedor and JDJ vs Prime Silva
>lithcuck will never spoon you after watching fights naked and having sex
>>66630336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mtDU_B-fA
>>66640336
Not funny
>>66640312
Are you Cuba or Rican?
>>66640336
>>66640335
>JDJ
>jon demetrious jones
>>66640360
that's the puerto rican flag you idiot
>>66640371
Lol i fucked up.
>>66640382
L O L MOTHERFUCKERS
>>66640360
Just hover over the flags senpai
>>66639755
Did he ever get the last bang?
>>66640353
wasn't trying to be fampai
>>66640433
He is dinner for Edgestonia
>>66640347
Damn. I'm about two and a half minutes in. What the fuck top kek. What's wrong with him? I'm not talking about the homeless guy either.
>>66640315
;__;
>>66640453
i think you'd be surprised
>>66640512
I think he'd get fucked up
JON JONES!
YOU CAN BET THAT I'M GOING TO BE TRAINING OVINCE MY SPECIAL TECHNIQUE! YOU CAN BET THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!
IT DON'T MATTER WHERE YOU RUN BOY I'M SUCKIN'!
>>66640347
good butterfly guard desu
>>66639820
Overeem said that fighting is not popular in Holland but I thought Kickboxing was big there? Or did he just mean MMA?
>>66640698
fuck off
>>66640729
lel
>>66640698
kickboxing is bigger there than most other places but it's still not popular with the average person and is mostly thought of as something for lowlifes and criminals -is what i've been told by some dutch people.
>>66640820
fuck off
Does Phil Davis have knockout power?
Also, how do I achieve Phil Davis mode?
>>66640820
those duch people who told you that are bunch of retards. and you who belived them also.
>>66640852
fuck off
>>66640860
yes , wish me good night
>>66640852
>those duch people who told you that
>are bunch of retards
>>66640838
no
sterons
>>66640890
what are you saying bitch?
>>66640901
>>66640838
Anyone has knockout power when a punch lands clean.
Edgar starched Mendes.
>>66640336
>a girl on /heem/
U wot
/heem/ is so pathetic when euros are sleeping.
>>66641057
ikr
>>66641057
>whatever the fuck irrelevant flag this is
>>66641068
>the mandrama surrendering frenchie
kek
>>66641085
2/10
>>66641057
>>66641068
>Two countries with no relevant fighters talking tough
Why dont you NEETs go to bed too? It's not like your posts add anything to this thread anyway.
>>66641107
>no relevant fighters
Nigannou is the next HW champion m8
>>66641131
Hgannou is from Ghana, fuck outa here
>>66641131
>nigannou
>muh athletic black guy
he will be cut and go do mandrama in a year dumbfuck
>>66641147
Miočić is the new NW champ 2bh
>>66641160
perfect heem. ok, now i finally can go to sleep.
>>66641147
He's actually from Cameroon but yeah, I'm not sure either why he's presented as french. Not even sure he has the citizenship.
>>66641152
He's a muuunster
>>66641160
How many times a day do you post this you weirdo
>Paddy Holohan is still in the UFC
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11381056/paddy-holohan-vs-willie-gates-in-the-works-for-ufc-rotterdam
>>66641160
good lad
>>66641218
wasn't me, haven't posted my boy in a while, here tho
Quick! UFC has gone overbudget, and they need to cut 5 fighters from their roster. Ideally some of the more expensive ones. Which 5 fighters will you pick?
Filthy
Tom
Lawlor
>>66641383
arianny
>>66641268
Obviously to keep Mcgregor happy no person from sbg is getting cut
>USADA happens
>Suddenly people who've never pulled out of fights are pulling out left and right
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>66641383
Uriah Faber, Uriah Faber, Uriah Faber, Uriah Faber and Uriah Faber
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/717887736498241537
So who will it be ?
Tate - Holm 2 ? Tate - Rousey 3 ? Cyborg ?
Someone convince me how training like isn't asking to get injured
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDXr1-8x5f6/?taken-by=tonyfergusonxt
>>66641556
Cyborg already facing smith
Also how long will smith last?
>>66641556
MY GIRL is getting the rematch
>>66641556
holm
>>66641592
your girl has a dick senpai
>>66641585
For some reason I thought that was on 197, so Cyborg would've been ready to fight in August.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/717888538457600001
Didn't see that one coming tbqhwy
>>66641608
>muscular girls make me insecure
Wew lad, hit the gym lift some weights get a clue
You gotta fight fight fight to love me
ohhh
You gotta fight fight fight to love me
>>66641643
I guess they couldn't cough up enough money for Ronda Rousey...
>>66641646
>he doesn't see her shoulder structure
>le no test
fuck off she literally has broader shoulders than lithtwink
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/6/11380314/ufc-198-cris-cyborg-vs-leslie-smith-possible-ufc-200-fight-catchweight-future-plans-mma-news
Cyborg only has one fight with the UFC and will only fight at catch weight or 145
>>66641714
>He watches so much trap porn that he's become desensitized to reality
I feel bad for you fampai. Those trap threads you got bookmarked got you all messed up.
>>66641742
fuck cyborg, we are never getting the ronda fight...
>>66641714
Cause she's been a boxer for almost 20 years
>Miesha-Amanda Nunes at 200
>Cowboy literally just signed hours ago to fight Khabib but hurt his ribs and just pulled out
>>66641837
Are you serious about Cowboy? My sides wouldnt be able to take it bro
>>66641837
>Cowboy literally just signed hours ago to fight Khabib but hurt his ribs and just pulled out
Holy fuck
Will Khabib ever fight again ?
>>66641837
>Cowboy literally just signed hours ago to fight Khabib but hurt his ribs and just pulled out
post proof
>>66641643
Amanda Nunes? AMANDA NUNES?
>>66641867
According to Khabib
Fight was at 170 too
>>66641891
>>66641867
Nothing from UFC but there's this
https://twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/717889586865639425
>>66641837
holy shit this is too funny
>>66641917
That's fucked.
>Cowboy Shitrony
>>66641917
top fucking kek this is amazing.
https://twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/717890945669201921
Khabib now calling out Pettis
>>66641837
>>66641917
WAIT
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/717892062893334528
We're good
Khabib must be high on Allah
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/717891934799331328
>>66641917
>Instead of Khabib getting injured it's everyone else.
2016 truly is a bizzaro year
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Let's be Very Very Clear I didn't pull out of a mother fucking thing.
false alarm
>>66641980
>@Showtimepettis Right here! I'm down. July, let's do it! @danawhite @lorenzofertitta @ufc @arielhelwani #ufcTampa
>everyone pretending they've accepted fights while they are still arguing over terms
>UFC fighters are twitter keyboard warriors
>>66642056
>tfw I was looking forward to Cowboy vs Cote
I hope that fight still happens either way
>>66639627
Fresh terrorist bantz
khabib nurmagomedov @TeamKhabib 18s19 seconds ago
@Cowboycerrone just sign the contract I am waiting for you
>>66642065
cowboy doesn't pull out.
once he marries his woman later this year he is gonna have so many kids, and have to fight even more.
rory and cowboy both getting hooked this year
>>66642145
Next fight never
cerrone is such a pussy
someone post the webm of him getting destroyed by rda
>>66642145
I wonder what supplements she takes.
Big Ben is the most underrated fighter in the UFC right now. I unironically believe he can smash everyone at LHW and HW besides Werdum. Jones could only win by eye pokes and knee breaking
>>66642252
I don't think I'd be able to focus with a man's body hair rubbing on me.
https://twitter.com/Cowboycerrone/status/717894918656503809
Oh snap
>>66642252
He is the next HW champion and the only viable challenger for JBJ.
>>66642252
i dont think jones has the tools to beat someone like ben
>>66642213
I wonder why she is inactive. I think she is the only straw weight with enough power to get a KO
So Tate - Nunes at UFC 200 is official
>>66642145
>>66642315
Kebob's management is probably lying to him and trying to steal money from him
>>66642300
Literally WWE. I bet they planned this.
>>66642327
She needs to focus on her legs.
>>66642342
>>66642300
Cowboy bless
>>66642368
Schaub could have been 225 GOAT.
Fuck 205-265 being a weight class.
>>66642368
>>66642371
Cowboy will save us from the Muslim scourge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPwx0kmDjZs
SAVED
>>66642411
What does Rothwell do that makes that choke so painful?
On the MMA hour Mitrione said that usually if he's in a choke he'll just go to sleep, but as soon as Ben locked that in he completely panicked and tapped with both hands ASAP.
>>66642411
>fast tap
>>66642411
The way he pushes his fist into the throat is nasty.
>>66642411
>>66642475
>>66642482
>>66642368
man Schaubs chin is a muuunsterrrr, a bad motherfuckerrrr man 100%
I could watch this for hours. Stick to t shirts and sell them while you can Schlob
>>66642327
>>66642475
It crushs your adams apple m8.
>>66642503
>thumbs up
https://twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/717897897124081664
>>66642475
you fold the blade of the thumb into their adam's apple. adam's apples are rigid and crunchy. it's a very catch-y type sub that relies on pain and crushing to force a sub.
decent breakdown although big ben has a somewhat different grip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW7c5a7BxDw
>>66642475
>>66642539
also it could be that hes pushing the head down with his body and pulling the neck up with his arms
>>66642475
>>66642570
Dan Hardy did a decent breakdown.
>>66642539
I wonder if the grappling community would look at it as dirty. Wind pipe chokes are seen as a dick move aren't they?
>>66642589
I know neck cranks usually are but I have been caught with Guillotines that put pressure on my trachea but its more of an accident then them purposefully trying to do it.
Thoughts on this?
This Rockhold Weidman trashtalk reminds me a lot of Jones and DC. Rockhold just keeps saying weird shit that triggers Weidman and talking about the belt.
wtf is going on
>mma """""journalists""""
>>66642684
they only get their info from twitter
>>66642662
what about it
>>66642662
Jones looking for the eye poke.
Khabob is a master troll
>>66642662
When you dedicate your life to being great at something then a cokehead beats you at it.
>>66642903
>when you're a midget and have to fight a normal sized human
fixed
are we really getting miesha tate vs amanda nunes at 200?
>>66642938
You're right, we should get an instant rematch instead
>>66642938
Yep! Good old Amanda "1 Rounder" Nunes.
>>66642938
This is the title match that Dana was talking about to make the card great. You're not disappointed are you? You're gonna buy the PPV to make it special, right?
>>66642684
mfw why won't anyone listen to poor cowboy?
What happens if Miesha gets crushed in the first?
hey pussy, you still there?
>>66642993
We have a real wbw division
>>66642993
WMMA is reaffirmed as the joke that most people know it is.
>>66642972
Just wait until you see the price they're planning to charge for it :^)
>>66642993
>>66642993
Then the winner of Bethe/Raquel fights Nunes in Oct/Nov!
P.S. where Zingano at
>>66643168
You dont think the UFC would be bent over backwards waiting for Ronda at that point?
>>66641585
Will Smith is an actor m8
>>66643168
where's holly at?
why did she turn down cyborg if she's not getting a title shot?
also nunes vs tate is the worse matchup they could possibly make for the wbw title
>>66642938
I'm glad Meesh is getting an easy title defense. She deserves at least 2 of those 500k paydays.
>>66643059
How would that make WMMA a joke? Who the fuck cares if the title changes a lot, as long as the fights are entertaining
>>66643059
This lad got friendzoned by a fighter I can tell lol
>>66643204
A pillowfight between midgets would be entertaining, that doesn't mean it's not a joke.
gonna post some stuff from my old /heem/ folder
>>66643189
I think Ronda knows her own value now, and the UFC aren't willing to pay her what she was probably asking for. I still clutch to a slight hope that Ronda will return to the cage though...
>>66643059
>Not loving the 115 division
>>66643273
>Jew
>white
We've been over this before.
>>66643265
You really think that just because they dont have penises that they aren't legit fighters? wew lad, and I thought I knew what a fake fight fan was before...
![actor-will-smith-and-ufc-light-heavyweight-chael-sonnen-in-attendance-picture-id474291111[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bo1COHL.jpg "actor-will-smith-and-ufc-light-heavyweight-chael-sonnen-in-attendance-picture-id474291111[1].jpg")
>>66643196
He's a fighter ya kant.
>>66642938
>Mfw Borg gives lesile Smith Brazillian plastic surgery
>Mfw Borg is heathly for UFC 200 aginst Tate
>MFW Borg kills Tate in the octagon
>MFW Rousey has to fight Borg for >muh title
>>66643314
i thought moot was scandi?
>>66643322
>just because they dont have penises
look lad, i enjoy wmma. it's a joke though. come on.
>>66643273
Overeem's natural body is no better than Moot's.
> Reem was natural in PRIDE
No, he wasn't. Even being a ripped lanklet required roids.
>>66643332
he wishes to be the little girl
>>66642252
Stipe is a bad match for him, in fact so is JDS to an extant. JDS is either going to keep >le tard choke man on the outside and out point him with straights (something ben has always struggled with) or ben is going to heem him when he backs up to the cage. Stipe is a very bad match up for Ben because he will feint and spam jabs plus he can circle meaning he'd win on points. Werdum would meme on him the same way he did Travis Browne. Mark Hunt would beat him again as well. He'd destroy everyone else though in both divisions.
>>66643286
Fighters sign multi-fight contracts
guys dont forget that pacquiao vs bradley III is on saturday so we can get hype for combat sports all weekend
what time does the zagreb card start EST?
>>66643367
>haha g-guys I was just joking
>>66642252
DC would kill him at HW.
>>66643415
What was I supposedly joking about you cunt
>>66643397
Ronda's not just a fighter
She's a once in a lifetime experience
>>66643406
Noon
Yuro time zones
>>66643406
>boxing
>>66641592
hopefully my babygirl beats bignose
>>66643470
At least it isnt kickboxing
>>66643504
Holy fuck Holly was so hot
DC vs. Werdum who wins
>>66643504
>What the fuck happened?
lol
>>66643524
werdum, his striking is elite
he'd expose cormier's glass jaw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Johnson_(colonist)
>>66641707
She couldn't cough enough of those donuts back up Is more Like it
>>66643538
>cormier's glass jaw
You kidding? He ate Rumble's overhand right and a direct knee to the jaw from Gus. Not to mention most of his career was at HW taking shots.
>>66643587
he got severely hurt by both those shots, you could see his eyes go out of focus
someone hits him with a clean one he's going sleepy and it will be glorious
>>66639627
link the last thread you fucking retard, that's the basic
as things are, even canadian threads are better than the shit you put up
>>66643630
Why?
>>66643595
I just pointed out how that knee from Gustafsson was a clean shot. He took it and stayed in the fight, you cant say he has a glass jaw at that point.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/occkRBP.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>66643549
I wish Mandingo fights would be great again. All mandingo fights today are awful
>Rampage vs Rashad
>Jones vs Rashad
>DC vs Jones
>Anthony Johnson vs Phil Davis
>Demetrious Johnson vs Dodson 1&2
what do you do when gabi gets a hold of you?
>>66643665
The Next Generation of Black Fighting Sensations will bring the great fights
>Derrick Lewis
>Francis Ngannou
>Oluwale Bamgbose
>>66643650
the shot against gus wasnt a clean shot and there was no solid follow up to finish the fight
he gets caught with some clean shots he'll go to sleep, its as simple as that
>>66642662
Trying to hide an eyepoke and missed, so ended up with palm on forehead
>>66643688
Just because you don't have the punching or eyepoke power doesn't mean you have to be in denial, Jon.
>dc has a great chin
>this was a clean shot with vicious follow up
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
for whoever didn't vote
>>66641335
>>66643769
>tfw people meme on you because you think gus won this
>>66643769
That was a clean shot and nobody said that was a vicious follow up. That is objectively enough proof to say that someone does not have a glass chin.
>>66643446
She's a charging bull that got permaheemed by the first matador she ran into
>>66643680
Tbt I didn't realise the last two were separate people until now
>>66643630
Calm down lad
>>66643789
Is he top 10 in the UFC?
>>66643680
canniner
blades
brunson
>>66643666
Prepare your anus
>>66643803
I had him winning 3 rounds but he didn't deserve the decision so s'all good
>>66643769
i bet jbj tko's him like this
>>66643847
whats the logic behind that? do you have dc winning a 10-8 or two?
>>66643810
>tfw Ronda would have won if she knew how to shoot or disguise her entries
WMMA is evolving before our very eyes, it's great
