old >>66625507
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs ???)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
Ferguson out against Khabib, no opponent yet, Cerrone and other names in the discussion.
mmadigest news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_w0zc7CrY
schaub
schaub
>>66629189
>>66629195
^losers
hendricks
You don't have to take my word, but my brother trains at American Top Team in Coconut Creek.
He says Lawler has been drilling a lot of wrestling lately and the rumor around the gym is he is fighting GSP.
/heem/ more like meem
>>66629198
"I get upset over names"
Some news items:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/rashad-evans-asked-for-jon-jones-rematch-but-ufc-on-fox-19-booking-nixed-that
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/jon-jones-and-daniel-cormier-battle-on-twitter-after-d-c-offers-to-train-saint-preux
Ben Fowlkes piece:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/speed-bag-are-most-ufc-fighters-in-fact-replaceable
>>66629199
What do i tell my barber to get that hairstyle
>>66629216
Just because I point out the losers that rush to type schaub before anyone else posts doesnt mean I'm upset. I'm quite relaxed sitting on my couch sipping coffee.
Stay inferior, loser.
>>66629230
>The serial rapist from the 80's pls
>>66629230
"Give me the "man that lives in a cardboard box under the bridge" senpai"
schaub
>>66629209
>>66629234
"I get upset about people who post words"
>>66629230
ask him for years worth of roids, and a big book of excuses.
>I don't like Schaub
>Schaub isn't one of my boys
"thread quality is important"
Dock worker is back to throw another aspie hissyfit
Watch out, buds
>>66629230
One restraining order please
Fite Pass 2.0 when ?
>>66629252
"Anyone that types an original thought consisting of more than 4 or 5 words has to be upset"
Sure thing, bud.
>>66629293
fight pass is absolute garbage....great content though
>>66629207
>He says Lawler has been drilling a lot of wrestling lately and the rumor around the gym is he is fighting GSP.
I kind of don't want GSP to come back, because you know he's going to win, whoever he fights. Then he'll go back to his yacht, and we'll all be left looking at the WW division, knowing there's a guy on a yacht somewhere who can beat everyone in the UFC's best division.
Does anyone here know who will win JDS vs Rothwell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwfcaIAd9yg
cringe warning
>>66629317
I dont want him to come back because he's a boring decision machine. Him getting run out of the UFC by Hendricks is the best thing to happen to the WW division since Serra beat GSP.
>>66629316
It is. Hence the question about the new and improved version that has been announced
>>66629315
"I get upset over words then explain how not upset i am"
"I feel superiority in my brand of autism"
>>66629230
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>66629247
kek
>>66629329
Schaub gets dumber with each word that comes out of his mouth
>>66629353
"I have to have the last word in an internet argument otherwise I have to mark it as a loss on my internet warrior record"
Just fuck off already, schaub spammer. Start refreshing the catalog now so you can be the first to post schaub when the new thread is made. I know it's really important to you.
>>66629329
based schaub
>>66629230
just steak my shit up
>>66629400
"Im not mad despite the increasing amount of replies and words in my posts"
>>66629396
What did he say?
>>66629329
lol anyone remember when conor was flying around in some sports car in las vegas revving his engine and what not?
jon jones just revs his engine and gets sent to jail
>people think racism doesnt exist in 2016
>>66629427
>>66629438
Jon dindu nuffin
fuck da police
Durrrr
Typical autistic shit
>>66629440
>>66629407
Hi Brendan
>>66629445
"I take my threads seriously"
>>66629456
he makes a great point actually edgelord
>>66629329
Based Brendan. Can't think of many,if any times he's been wrong.
>working at a dock
>>66629479
No he doesnt you weirdo
>>66629479
"fuck the police" mentality is about as edgy as it gets
>>66629482
gr8 b8 m8
>>66629497
Maybe to you because you don't actually live in the US and have to deal with the lowlife scum that make up American law enforcement.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD3dB4-Prq9/
EBI competitors for the grapplers out there.
>>66629496
what did he say that was wrong?
>>66629511
>you
>>66629511
The police have to deal with idiots like yourself though, no fucking wonder they eventually snap.
>>66629515
>I watch BJJ
>>66629207
Well my Dad works for Nintendo and he got me a copy of Mario 4, but you can't see it because he told me not to show anyone.
>>66629526
>>66629537
Unarmed man gets shot in the head by the LAPD. After they shoot him in the head, they handcuff him.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-lapd-shooting-lawsuit-20160405-story.html
Shit like this happens everyday here. Don't comment on things you know nothing about.
>>66629526
>>66629537
>europoors talking about american life
please leave you eternal cucks
>it's a sideways cross flag post
every point that shcaub made was valid, instead of meme'ing post something he said that's wrong
>>66629568
What the fuck does that have to do with Jon Jones?
https://twitter.com/mookiealexander/status/717761299099303937
MAH GIRL Angela Hill will hold a belt
>>66629589
he did nothing wrong
then u fucks turned it into
>its a schaub said fuck the police episode
and u chucklefucks went all its cool to like cops now right?
but no you got shut down buds
dont talk about america if u have no idea whats going on buds
>>66629469
Ok, look, trust me, I've got terrific posts, absolutely terrific. They're real winners, I'm telling you. I've got the best words, I use the best memes, people love my posts.
>>66629596
Damn. Hill has looked great lately but Souza might just take her down and sub her. Should be a great fight still.
>>66629563
>I don't watch BJJ
>I learned everything about BJJ from Rogan commentary
>>66629611
>cool to like cops
It's extremely childish and idiotic to dislike them in the civilized world
>>66629651
Yeah we should totally like cops that shoot innocent people in the head and then handcuff them while theyre still alive. Tell me more about how life in America should work, yuro.
>not being an anarchist
fake fighters detected
>It's a /pol/ episode
>>66629563
>Not appreciating all aspects of the fight game.
Not a real fight fan
>>66629611
Because everything Schaub said was fucking stupid and childish
>HURR DURR RACISS COP
>FUCK DA PO-LICE
>BET HE WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH IN THE OCTAGON xDDDDD
>WUT A FRIGGIN' LOSER *LOL*!
Meanwhile the cop was respectful and did literally nothing wrong.
I could delete your chin
>>66629704
are we pretending now?
>fuck the police
>fuck the police
I could ban every here
>>66629651
eh, the cop probably was breaking his balls and giving him really lol-worthy tickets, but the dude's dangerous on the roads, he kinda should just stay invisible.
But of course the situation gets compared to a lot of the ugly history of american law enforcement and blacks, but its kinda to expect in america
>>66629726
I never understand how the fuck people manage to do this to themselves. I mean, just logistically. That shit gets expensive, and you know they're not employed. Like, where does the money come from?
>>66629704
He's right
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/features/when-cops-break-bad-albuquerque-police-force-gone-wild-20150129?page=2
i'm sorry but only americans can say fuck the police
please stop trying yurocucks
>>66629744
^sooo uh im saying brendan schaub has a point, but jon jones really put himself in that position, and he's a millionaire and a star so he should hire a driver or something.
>>66629746
sell themselves as freaks for tv shows and other gatherings, if they are ugly enough
>>66629704
>Meanwhile the cop was respectful and did literally nothing wrong.
Nah in the Jones situation that cop was a grade a cunt
>bowing down to pigs
How much more beta can you get?
>>66629751
Why are you fucking drawing parallels to fucking shootings all the time? Makes no sense. Jon didn't get shot. In fact Jon was treated respectfully and yet he still called the cop a pig.
>>66629767
If I ran a business and a dude came in with a black eye and a white eye, coasters in his ears, a bleached mullet, a Doctor Strange beard, and a face full of buckshot, and applied for a job, I don't give a fuck if he's literally the most qualified human being on earth for the position. I'm not gonna have that dude representing my business.
I know it's illegal to bite your opponent but what about licking ?
Like you got the back of your opponent but he has good wrist control so you lick his ear making him react out of discomfort and create an opening for the choke.
#askBJM
>>66629746
They're employed in the buisness of tattoos/doing this to themselves
The money comes from other people that get tattoos and do this kind of stuff
>>66629789
>In fact Jon was treated respectfully
What video did you watch? Obviously not the one where the cop threw a bitchfit because Jones answered "it's a sports car" when asked why the exhaust is so loud.
>>66629793
People like that arent even qualified to operate a vacuum anyway
Jon should already be in the jail for hit and run tb(h)
>>66629789
>Jon was treated respectfully
Nice try. Seriously watch the video ago. Also Jon was being discriminated against for sure. Not for being black but for being Jon Jones. He's pissed them off after last time. And now they're systematically trying to target him. Looking for anything to fuck him over. He needs to leave ABQ pronto.
Talking about shitty cops, who else watched People v OJ Simpson? Damn that was a good miniseries.
>>66629230
'can i get a male pattern baldness gene splice pham?'
or in my case
'just leave my shit as it is family. i'm going to grow this wreck out.'
>>66629793
yes, you let that opinion on the air on the first post.
had I knew you'd use my post as a box on which you stand on top to repeat yourself I wouldn't have replied, though.
but maybe I'm being harsh, maybe you're just used to talk to yourself more than talking to others.
did you read the part in which I say they sell their own appearance? they don't work regular jobs, only an idiot would think that.
Post rare Big Browns pls /heem/
Need to make a folder
>>66629895
I watched the first 5 episodes. But stopped watching. It was very good. Can't wait for the sequel The People vs Jon Jones.
>>66629952
Fuck you schaub, you're as much of a fighter as my big toe in your moms big fat crack.
schaub
>>66629895
Haven't watched the last episode yet but yeah it was very good
But I heard absurdly good things about the 30 for 30 on this that will air in June. It's gonna be 5x2h I think and everybody who saw it say it is beyond amazing
You now realize that every single big event you've anticipated this year has been cancelled and there's a high likelyhood that this will reoccur throughout the whole 2016.
>>66629994
As long as the day of the rope still comes
Lets discuss some real MMA now, lads.
how many paperviews will UFC 200 sell? Will they reach a new high? What about UFC New York?
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
http://strawpoll.me/7294235
vote gassed up kaants
>>66630032
Ufc ny will be bigger, ufc meme number will sell around 1.7-2.2 ppv, ny will be 2.0-2.5 lad
I never thought there would be an attentionwhoring shitter worse than lmaobud, but then along came Estonia.
>yfw Koksal heems mighty mouse
>>66630032
>how many paperviews will UFC 200 sell?
idk ...
As of now, the card is not very good
The only real selling point is McGoobz
If they can get Ronda on here too, it could very well break records
>mfw looking at UFC events for the summer
UFC renaissance boys
>>66630069
rude
>>66630089
like what shill?
>>66630089
not even excited for UFC200 desu
198 is better, and next weeks fox card is great
Tfw u see very first time that Jon Jones get knocked out by OSP. I would shed couple manly tears if this happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuAGGZNfUkU&nohtml5=False
>>66630063
screencapped this so I can show it to /heem/ when you are way off
>>66630174
>Niggersp
>Knocking someone out
lad
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459965911373.webm
>qt pie teen in a dress is trying to heem you
>wat do
>>66630215
>didn't even eat her pussy
Novice.
>>66630215
>getting heem'd by a grill
m8
>>66630215
hope I touch her skin
>>66630113
>Jones fighting for the first time in a while
>Macgleggah and Diaz rematch (trashy, but entertaining)
>weidman rockhold rematch
>Verdum Miocic (and honestly a fantastic card to go along with it )
>>66630215
>Can't kick her ass
>Can't get your ass kicked
It's a situation you can't get out of as a winner
The only thing you can do is copping a feel in the meantime
why everyone on heem hate him ?
>>66630166
Welterweight Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
Featherweight José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Heavyweight Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Welterweight Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Middleweight Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
Lightweight Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
Lightweight Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique MarÃn
Lightweight Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller
Only one "literally who" fight. Stay pleb, leaf
>>66630215
>getting heemed by a girl
kid probably killed himself
>>66629329
Schaub is so based
>>66630042
are anderson and silva the same person in this context? why would you make this potentially confuse
>>66630215
>grab hold of her wrists
>slowly guide her towards my guard all the while yelling "Stop!" "I don't want to fight you!"
>let her pass till she's in side control and pushing her tits in my face
>let her mount me and feel her bussy rubby mah belleh
>let her get north-south position before she finally heems me with vicious 12 to 6 butt strikes to my nose
>>66630215
i'd heem her and i'd heem her quick
UFC 199 presale is live. I looked at the seats $230 gets you and I'm thinking I dont wanna go anymore.
I'll probably check craigslist the day of and see if I can find a deal.
>>66629329
>2:45
cringed and closed video
>>66630277
>>66630248
His boobhair is like a boobshadow making it look like he has perky B cups
>>66630249
a bunch of midcarders or prelim fighters
only 3 fights in there are PPV worthy
>>66630166
198 is already worse, old ass irelevant hues, the card would be goat a couple years ago
>>66630215
>typical skinny jean weakling
I see groups of these guys walking in town and wonder how many of them I could take at once
>>66630277
>>66630277
You now remember Cole MIller
>>66630336
none you weirdo
>>66630337
>>66630307
>replying to yourself
>>66630249
198 is for the old school
>>66630355
half chan's fault for limiting me to one image
>>66630336
you only have two holes they can abuse, so I guess it answers itself right there.
>>66630383
I think youd be surprised
>>66630325
Literally only 3 of them aren't prelim fights.
>>66630443
almost heemed himself with that flip
>>66630443
this is naaaaasty
>>66630443
>not switching stance
why
>>66630443
That's one scaaary dude ladies and gentlemen.
>>66630342
Cole Miller would have submitted Gooby
How many people on here actually train?
>>66630294
>tfw only spending 25€ on lellator
wouldn't pay any more than that desu
>>66630619
i train in gi 4 times a week
>>66630619
i trained your mother last night
>>66630643
thank god my academy does both. you compete?
>>66630619
>implying someone would need experience to heem you
>>66630619
Im in the streetfighter 5 beta
CHAMPS BEFORE END OF YEAR
>>66630932
very low natty level in this pic
>>66630932
How many hours a day do they train eye pokes
>>66631080
>>66631276
>Snapple
>Made by Dr Pepper
>Has bottle Caps
>Dr pepper
>Caps
>DC
>>66630932
>Overmeme
>Gay jesus
>Champs
Pick one
>>66630932
Yoel could probably take down both of them
>>66630215
her technique is kinda of weak, but what she's wearing and the fact that she actually had the killer instinct to knee him in the face makes it unbelievably hot.
>>66630619
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_SFVKbjUh8
BEN ROTHWELL IS A MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNSTER!
>>66630672
nah its a hobby. i just go in, roll for an hour or so, banter with the lads and go home.
>>66629252
>"I get upset about being called out"
>talking about workout routines with normies
>they start talking about some pro athletes crazy routine and compairing it to theres
>say "well yeah they are on peds you cant expect to train like them when youre not"
>they start with the ol "wow no they are just gifted and dedicated" meme
Fuckin hell I hate normies
>>66630619
Get in my guard
>>66631932
>muh ped
Do you think Gladiators took steroids ?
They were better simply because they were dedicated, of course the average pleb on the forum thought they were "gifted by the gods" and that was the reason he couldn't be as good as them.
>>66631932
put some diuretics in their coffee, fucking normies never learn
>>66632137
I would heem literally any of them
I bet they were all like 5 feet tall
>>66632137
are you actually this autistic or are you merely pretending?
i want off this shitposting ride
where are the GOD DAMN heems and memes?
what happened to the heems and memes?
>>66632421
Not having any fights for too long broke our sanity.
Getting picks started for this weekend's event. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. May >God have mercy on another 6(six) fight main card
Main Card:
Ben Rothwell vs. Junior dos Santos
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou vs. Curtis Blaydes
Timothy Johnson vs. Marcin Tybura
Igor Pokrajac vs. Jan BÅ‚achowicz
Maryna Moroz vs. Cristina Stanciu
>>66632512
THIS
at least well get a steady ufc show with tuf on the 20th
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Nganniy
Johnsn
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66632742
>Rothwell
>Gonzaga
>Ngannou
>Tybura
>Blachowicz
>Moroz
>>66632742
BENJAMIN
DERRICK
FRANCIS
TIMOTHY
JAN
CRISTINA
>>66632742
sigh.
There goes the rest of this thread. You just make a thread and then link to that thread here.
Why don't you little losers make actual bets? No one gives a fuck that you posted an anime image and guessed some fights correctly.
>>66632285
Are you calling me out ?
>>66632742
BIG BEN ROTHWELL
BLACK BEAST
Ngannou
Tybura
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66632998
You should* just make a thread and link to it here.
>>66632998
>>66633057
Ur opinion=wgaf
>>66632998
Le me guess, you've never won right?
Not really feeling these 199 ticket prices, famalamadillylam. Over $700 and I cant sit center to the cage? Fuck that.
>>66632998
Dont be a bitch
Theres literally nothing problematic about predictions
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
NIGGANNOU
Tybura
Pokrajac
Moroz
>>66632742
Dos Santos
Gonzaga
Ngannou
Tybura
Blachowiz
Moroz
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson
BÅ‚achowicz
Moroz
>>66632742
JDS
Lewis
Ngannou
Tybura
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66633103
I win all the time. pic related.
>>66633113
The replies clutter up the thread. Faggots make multiple predictions so what's the point?
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Blaydes
Tybura
Blachowicz
Stanciu
>>66633165
We like to upset you.
>>66633114
Fuck I should've posted an image with it.
Can you ignore it and take this one >>66632742 ?
Rothwell
Gonzaga
NIGGANNOU
Tybura
Pokrajac
Moroz
>>66633165
>MUH thread quality
Perma heem yourself
WHAT WILL HE SAY
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Tybura
Pokrajac
Moroz
absolute shit card 2bh
>>66632742
Rothwell
Black Beast
Nigganou
Johnson
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66632742
Junior dos Santos
Derrick Lewis
Curtis Blaydes
Marcin Tybura
Jan BÅ‚achowicz
Maryna Moroz
This nigga done lost his fuckin mind https://youtu.be/7kW8GSz9yac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIhuOEjhRvI&feature=youtu.be
WHO /MYBOY/ HERE
>all these casuals picking Rothwell
>>66633523
Your boy is gonna get rekt again
>>66633510
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66633523
Daaaamn Luke threw a nice jab at 4:29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
Did she want it?
>>66633666
shut up
>>66632742
Ben Rothwell
Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou
Marcin Tybura
Jan BÅ‚achowicz
Maryna Moroz
>>66633523
Who will win, non-antibiotic Luke or full-foot Chris?
>>66633951
Rockhold
Chris has only beaten old Brazilians
>>66632742
JDS via 2nd round T/KO
Gonzaga via 1st round sub
Ngannou via 1st round KO
Tybura via decision
Blachowicz via 3rd round T/KO
Moroz via 1st round sub
>>66633773
Her panties were soaked after that.
>>66633523
Imagine DC and jones doing a similar style interview sitting that close at this point.
100% chimpout guaranteed
>>66633574
JDS has been through too many wars with Cain, is coming off a TKO against Overeem and isn't on steroids anymore. He's shot, Rothwell takes this
Why in the world would Aldo say he beat Edgar with one arm last fight right before this one. He's acting like the thing he despises in conor and has been a baby since that loss. I hope Frankie heems him hard
>>66632742
Rothwell via R1 KO
Lewis via R1 KO
Ngannou via R1 KO
Johnson via R2 Sub
Blachowcz via UD
Stanciu via UD
>>66633951
Chris.
>>66633523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYqcIAFI_E&feature=youtu.be
thank you based joe silva for the year of the banter
>>66633704
Cro-bro, what should I do in Zagreb?
I'm so bored I'm just watching old tito vs dana vids
>>66630619
Wrestling and BJJ masterrace
Judofags need not apply
>>66634300
watch wolfsburg
>>66633165
who is your favorite fighter?
>>66634220
Dis Cruz really try to criticize one of Uriah's wins because it was a decision? He is the decisionator, needs to look in the mirror. However I can't wait for this fight
>>66632742
Rothwell
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson
Blackowicz
Moroz
>>66632998
nobody cares about your opinion goof
i submitted 3 sets of picks so far
>>66634748
faggot
>>66634812
trolled. i haven't submitted any!
>>66634636
>there are people in the world shorter than paige van zant
>>66634812
oi, what should I do in Zagreb?
>>66634891
>people
They're called midgets
>>66630443
>it hurts better hold on to it
>>66634864
Is this not real now? Are we pretending again?
>>66634948
you asked that other croat. kek, i'm watching real madrid. but ok, idk man, you said you are with your family. so maybe usual sights in the city centre, google it. its sunday so i don't know if there is something interesting in the city during the night. what are you interested in doing anyway?
>>66634891
>>66632742
Rothwell
Gonzaga
Ngannou
Johnson
Blachowicz
Moroz
>>66629230
gimme that rogaine was never invented grown up baby herman please
>>66635269
coming on saturday midday i think with my brother and our uncle will come on sunday. Are there any must sees in Zagreb or will it be enough just to walk around the city and eat in a local restaurant?
>>66629317
every loss and beating gsp took moved us one step away from wrestlefuck being the goat style.
fuck gsp, i like my strike heavy, exciting mma that doesnt afraid to go the ground or get back up of anything
https://youtu.be/_X4iZgljHg8
Prime Kimbo was vicious, say what you want but if he brought this roided out explosiveness in the UFC he would have been top 5 in the HW rankings no doubt.
https://youtu.be/u8QQSPiyV1w?t=288
>>66635573
>Prime Kimbo
Prime Kimbo was like 10 years before he ever got into MMA
>>66631583
also the fact that it's some kind of shitskin that she sheems. i want to exterminate teh blacks and muslims with her
>>66629440
>person with money OF ANY COLOR in las vegas getting booked for anything
>person OF ANY COLOR weaving around and driving like an asshole in a corvette in albuqurquee
before defending jones, watch the footage that got him ticketed and arrested, he was being a stupid fuck and thats facts
>>66635438
my birthday celebration is on saturday :P . If you ask me, there is nothing much interesting to see, walk through city center is ok, and yeah, try our food, you may like it.
http://www.starifijaker.hr/index.html
you can change the langauge of the site do english