Saturday (EST)
>7:30
Pacers @ 76ers
>8
Pistons @ Bulls
>8:30
Raptors @ Spurs
>9
Kings @ Nuggets
>10
Heat @ Trailblazers
any lads want a pistons thread?
>>66521563
>>66521539
I can see the Spurs getting "upset" by OKC and even the Rockets might push them
I don't see anyone giving the Warriors trouble. It's going to be a cake walk for them really.
>>66521603
Oh yeah and muh kobe
god I can't wait for him to fuck off
>>66521578
i am just happy with the general
>NEW CLIPPERS MASCOT!!
>http://m.imgur.com/ohRuM4J?r
>Warriors aiming for 73
>Plays the Spurs twice
>Spurs sit their 3
>Warriors hit the mark
>No one gives a shit besides ESPN because it's a story they get to regurgitate for month straight
>mfw the Warriors lose to the Spurs in the playoffs after ESPN felates them as the greatest team ever
>>66521649
this, I'm comfy, and I'm keeping up on more than one game
Is Ontario California close to Compton California?
>>66521664
>greatest team ever
>>66521680
nigga, you on Google
just bring up Maps
>>66521693
the fuck is google....... i only heard of altavista
holy fuck Jalen Rose just sucks ALL the energy out of the room
>>66521691
Watch it. If Golden State beats the record and wins the Finals again, they will be touted as the greatest team in NBA history by ESPN. There's no doubt in my mind.
>>66521786
And why shouldn't they?
>>66521786
>and faggots from Oakland will become even more unbearable
at least the Raiders suck
>mfw this mootgle theme will be gone in 2 1/2 hours
i was just getting used to liking it
>>66521818
Take his dick out your mouth fuck
>>66521603
Yeah, i think the warriors may even go fo' fo' fo' fo'
I dont see OKC upsetting the spurs because they cant close out games. So unless westbrook and KD actually get lucky and hit those forced shots they jack up... Thats only how i can see them beating spurs (and if so warriors in the WCF) But it's a long shot (pun intended). Rockets are a mess and wont do anything.
And you know the Clippers are gone in the 1st round. But no one gives a shit about them or expect anything from them anymore.
WIll be nice to see thje raptors in the ECF.... but the Cavs will beat them and stumble into the finals and Lebron willl lose again.
Fuck i hope im wrong and the playoffs will have nail biters, upsets, every game coming down to the wire.
Oh and Kobe's farewell tour.... who the fuck cares.
>>66521835
mind your own fucking business, Mildred
>kobe farewell tour
If I was Lelkers owner I'd have fired him by now.
>>66521875
>Jose Romero
>Straya Football
got my first athlete name here
feels pretty based
>>66521885
thank god we don't let 3rd worlders run our franchise.
>>66521885
just fire Luke!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
7-1
>>66521835
'koff
>>66521859
OKC's athleticism always gives the spurs trouble, if they get lucky it could go their way
These playoffs are a foregone conclusion but as far as upsets or whatever I can see the Spurs getting upset but that's it. Maybe the Cavs might lose but that's unlikely because LeBron but they're not doing shit in the finals.
>>66521955
fuck off tasha i aint in the mood for your black female sass
Please take a moment to admire the great LeBron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:
1.Only player in NBA history to quit because of Air Conditioner.
2.Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship.
3.Dunked on by a high school kid then confiscates the tape.
4.Bail on the dunk contest 9 times.
5.Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars.
6.Play on same team as his moms boyfriend.
7.Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8.Lose not 1, not 2, but 4 times in the Finals.
9.Host a national televised TV show to leave his team.
10.Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11.Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet. (Nate Robinson)
12.Flop every single game in the playoff 5 out of 6 finals games by dropping FG% by 18.
13. unfriended his own home town on twitter/instagram after the accepted him back
14.0 Rings if not for refs calling early fouls on Durant and Westbrook it threw them out of rhythm, made them play soft, and sit for big parts of the game which changed the flow and momentum of the finals.
15. First person to show his dick and lose in a Finals game.
16. got shut down by a bench player who ended up getting finals MVP
17. could not post up jj barea
18. ruined johhny footballs career
>>66521748
>inbred nigger
>hue
wew
>watching ball racket hit
>in the battle of burgers washington made the declaration of delicious
my sides
>Ratsell
I GOT BOARDS IN ATLANTA
What are the bitches like in Utah?
>>66521885
He still makes the Lakers a FUCKTON of money... and will for many years to come.
Anyone hoping that Kobe will go completely insane in about 2 years 'cause all he has done his entire life is basketball. Maybe end up being another OJ.
>>66522024
>he does not into gruntswat
proletariat scum
WHAT A HEART
>>66521908
>defending an unmotivated nigger who ruined the last two seasons of the team
You are one of those niggers who complain about Curry winning everything, right?
>>66522043
either chaste and awkward or willing to give blow jobs or take anal
Mormon school girls are depraved gutter sluts that only want to go to their special planet so they can fuck forever and make space babby for Space Jesus
The Wolves should never play Lavine at PG again after this season
Is /nba/ ever right?
>W-Wiggins is better
>>66522038
Twisting dunks, layup, and the fadeaway
>>66522083
Well his wife is pretty damn ugly, he sure didn't win in that department
>>66522138
I don't get how he's this explosive. He looks chub.
>>66522083
"Surly" you don't think the Warriors can beat Lebron if he goes full villain mode
>>66522138
He's scary explosive at times, like a light Kemp or Dominique
>>66522157
>murrican sports fans
>home Jazz game on the ROOT
these broadcasters suck, so much
why is their apehoop in SLC??
nothing belongs in SLC except Mormons and righteous thoughts
>>66522157
i'd give his squirrely wife deez nuts if you know what i mean..and if you don't i mean i'd sex her baginals.
MY BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED
did you guys miss me? I was forced to go on reddit god was it awful
>Cavs are choking the fuck out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
captcha: Bananas B-a-n-a-n-a-s-
>>66522255
i missed you, Steve
don't ever go back there, it's terrible and will give you the Normies
GET THAT GG SCUM OUT HE IS A WORTHLESS PEACE OF SHIT
Jabari Parker is that dude
>Knicks now have a winning record against the Nest
As it should be
>>66522289
jabrari parker for dlo russell one for one...deal?
>>66522254
id let her see my old man river walk, and im not talking about my limited edition tim duncan life size poster.
she's very very average but i have a fetish for chipmunks, what can id say?
DALLAS ARE FUCKING CHOKERS THAT CANT GET ANYTHING DONE GET THEM OUT
Name get.
>>66521955
>OKC's athleticism always gives the spurs trouble, if they get lucky it could go their way
Yep, but Pop will make the spurs play slower than any team in history. I can even see The spurs geetting several delay of games Westbrook will get frustrated and start chucking and trying to dictate the pace, but the Spurs will just take it all slow. KD will try to bail out westbrook.
Dont get me wrong though.... Westbrook will have amazing stats probably get a few 40+ games and some triple doubles, and KD will be KD
But it will end up being the same thing in crunch time. Westbrook and KD forcing tough shots, while the rest of OKC will stand around with zero movement (apart from a screen from Adams or whoever... but every player knows that the roll man wont be getting the ball.
NORMAN
O
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M
A
N
>>66522304
fuck no
MFW im always the last one to notice the new thread
>>66522279
i will never go again
why so sad....
WALKIN AROUND WITH THEM BLUE FACES
>>66522320
probably
The difference between the two is the Spurs just execute everything to a tee and OKC just doesn't. It's a shame because I think OKC matches up better to the Warriors than the Spurs.
>>66522343
Karadzic was a cheeky fucker
>>66522320
Westbrick will break the NBA playoff record for most missed shots in one game in a Spurs/Thunder semifinal.
DID SOMEBODY SAY WESTGOD THREAD?
>>66522402
>they've only existed for 8 years
well that shouldn't be difficult
HWAKS with the lead
>Gianni's about to get another triple double
Damn.
Cavs
Doing
Cav
things
>Baines
game over in detroit
>Rosemary Weiss
Simply epic my friend
>>66522453
I meant that in the likely event of a Spurs/Thunder semifinal, I predict Westbrook setting the record for most misses in a playoff game. He'll have a bad shooting night and keep on chuckin.
>>66522402
Jordan owns that record with 26 missed shots.
Players don't know how to run fast breaks anymore
why are fat bitches getting so attractive?
>>66522529
>>66522533
I could see westy doing this
>>66522502
Shieeeet dallas payed too niggerish anyway
>>66522536
did you see the miami fastbreak vs lakers?
pathetic, guys are getting lazy and not practicing the fundamentals.
I've only watched basketball for one year and even I think that two years is too early to call curry a goat
>>66522540
because your testosterone levels are falling
eat a steak
whats the point in shooting 2 when you can go for a 3 everytime? what logic is that?
Damn Barea went HAM!
Why the fuck was Carlisle starting Felton? I swear RC is the most overrated coach in the league.
>>66522570
>Darla Noble
because b8
I've only watched basketball for 2 days and even I think that two years is too early to call curry a goat
>>66522558
no you got a link?
I just gained eyesight for the first time just this this moment, and this is the first thing I've ever seen, and even I think that two years is too early to call curry a goat
>>66522544
i might see if i can put a bet on him breaking the record. I wonder if i can find a betting agency who will take that bet... What am i saying, i'm Australian and gambling is legal here and we bet on fucking everything.
i actually have a bet that i made 2 years ago that Simmons would be the #1 pick in his draft year. Got $150 on it with 7:1 odds.
Parker just yammed it again
>>66522618
>Micheal
>>66522618
why is he in Turkey?
cavs about to fry these georgia chickens
>>66522618
Turkey eh? scouting another draft pi... sorry i meant bust.
SOMEONE STOP HIM
UPDATE
The Wolves and the Jazz are still both very mediocre
Oh my god this Bucks - Magic game is insane
>>66522612
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/3/30/11335784/the-heat-gave-a-lesson-on-how-not-to-run-a-3-vs-0-fastbreak
>>66522687
all these basketball nerds are sucking Utah's dick for some reason
I sorta want the Hornets to win out and get a 50 win season tbqh
Won't happen though
>>66522716
cause it's something to do
Celtics V Warriors Dawn of the upset
Hezonja can shoot the ball
was /NBA/ ever right about anything?
these names suck, where are all the names you'd see in real life
God damn Hezonja's third three in crunch time
>>66522738
F I N A L L Y a reasonable comment
>Iguodala
>>66522723
>Won't happen though
It's all about getting one for buzz city
>>66522793
>greece man who wants bully ball to be traded to the celtics so bad is randles momma
what a surprise
>>66522793
>>66522738
see you next season celtikuks....the rise is upon us!!! enjoy marcus smart LOL
>>66521786
If they win 73 and repeat as champs, it won't just be ESPN proclaiming them GOAT.
People need to stop getting hyped about teams beating the Warriors on the second end of a back to back AT THE ORACLE.
It's not happening you twats.
>>66522723
>remember them being under .500 in mid season because of a shit ton of injuries
>at one point were like 22-26
>they have went 22-6 since
>Raptors cucking fans out of Portland vs Clippers
STOP
>>66522835
What part of the Bay area are you from again?
>>66521786
>ESPN
Who gives a shit?
im sorta smfh at craptors not pushing for the 1st seed realizing how big an advantage it would be against the cavs
guess they know they a first round exit... LOL
>>66522822
go back to the kitchen miranda
make some tacos
>>66522828
All time GOAT. Too bad that Michael kid couldn't beat him.
>>66522825
kek u really think u ll make the playoffs next season? that's so pathetic i feel sorry for you
>>66522861
>top team in the East
>in the east
>the east
>east
rolling for a decent name
So i just realised something. LeBron has never had a good coach in his career. His best coach was Spo.
We always wondered why he never seemed to take that extra 10% and be the player everyone expected him to be.
Imagine is he had a Phil, Pop in his early career?
Wait.... i just worked out who would've been the best person to coach LeBron.
Larry Bird.
Seriously. Think about it. LeBron has never respected any coach (Pat Riley kept him in line in Mirami, but LeBron still didnt respect Spo. So he goes to play with Bird as the coach (or even with Bird in the front office like he is now)....
What can LeBron ever bitch to Bird about? Nothing because Bird would just tell him to shut the fuck up and that LeBron has zero excuse.
Man... Bird could've humbled LeBron and taught him that "killer instinct", that extra mental toughness that LeBron has always lacked.
LeBron bitches during practice/a game/to the press etc etc... Bird would chew him out then hit a corner 3 turning around without evening bothering to watch it swish. Because he's fucking Larry Bird.
>>66522903
>2 teams .500 or less in west in playoffs
>lakers still can't make it
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahah holy shit
>>66522925
LeBron would slap the shit out of that piece of garbage
LeGod > Bird shit
Lebron is still our guy, and he's the best player. Stay upset and shook.
>>66522925
>"killer instinct"
The new killer instinct is so good
>>66522964
>our guy
>our
what member of the leaveland organization are you?
Who goes to the finals from Eastern conference
GIANNIS WITH THE TRIPLE DOUBLE
kek
Westbrook is trash
>>66522049
>tennis
boring af desu, I'd watch porn and jack off if I want u weirdo
>>66522861
>>66522861
talking shit about the lakers? excuse i believe we stomped your shitty asss team the last time we played...lets see how the celtics do against them...STAY MADD FAGGOT
HOLD THIS L
>>66523005
Fuck off bandwagoner
so far aaron gordon is the only nba player who posts in /nba/
>>66523027
>Rufus the moron
>>66523050
>>66522963
Bron would wet his pants if Bird glanced at him with mild annoyance.
>>66523009
>Ted Sheppard
On December 11, 2013, Ted Sheppard was arrested on suspicion of uploading child pornography following an investigation that started back in November when the Tucson Police's Department's Internet Crimes Against Children Unit received a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.[4]
The investigation led officers to a residence in the 1600 block of West Woodbridge Court, where, in December 11, 2013, a search warrant was served at the domicile with the assistance from the U.S. Marshals. During the service of the search warrant, detectives located Sheppard's large collection of weapons, and numerous potential explosive devices, inside the home.[5]
Detectives from the Organized Crime Unit as well as Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives personnel responded to assist with the investigation regarding the weapons found. Sheppard was booked into the Pima County Jail for ten counts of Sexual Exploitation of a Minor, and was subsequently released without bail under his own recognizance until the appointed court date.
Sheppard was sentenced on June 4, 2014.[1]
Loling at these epsn announcers sucking Atlantas dick.
>>66523050
>Lebron fags BTFO
>>66523094
Well that's a very appropriate name for /nba/
>>66523094
top KEK
lebrick did it again
>>66523103
YOu know LBJ's has to be chapped and sore
>and tiny
Bucks win!
I'm out
>>66523192
nah
>It's a foul and then the player hits the open 3 after
>>66523192
see ya, Ben
rolling for lebron james name...
MAKE ME FAMOUS
As a Heat fan watching this game, Atlanta losing would be better for a playoff seeding, but Cleveland losing would give me immense joy.
Remember how everyone loved how classy LeBron was in the way he left Miami? El. Oh. El.
>>66523253
>Lourdes Chan
Your Majesty -_-
>Jizzlies
PATRICK PATTERSON JUST FUCKING REKT THEM HAHAHAHAHA
>>66523262
he should have started by being classy about leaving Cleaveland
and then he should have stayed even classier by staying the fuck away from Cleaveland
cavs announcers are annoying af
>>66522825
See you Sunday lelkers when you get BTFO and Marcus Smart exposes Snitchy D
>>66523262
4chan just chose the last name of Bermuda's best winter olympian. Nice job, 4chan.
>Randolph DEEP 3
Jesus, Lebron basically told Atlanta what he was doing and they still fucked up
Warriors lose tonight by 8 points cap this. Also check my name.
Reminder that if you watch Celtics @ Warriors you are basically wasting your time
>>66523301
I've been to the states 7 times never been to Cleaveland (and never will obviously because it's Cleaveland)
Is it the most bland, boring, depressing city in the USA?
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Kyrie 4/18
>Bucks win the YOUTHbowl
looking forward to rematch to see if Orlando can even up the series. Parker and Giannis pretty legit tbdesu.
I'm the 2nd nba poster
Nice offensive foul
LADS PLEASE ANSWER!!!
>http://strawpoll.me/7222874
>>66523410
Parker and Giannis are going to be fun to watch for a long time.
>LeBron no called charge
>Kyrie gets beat easily anyways on the other end
>>66523406
watching basketball is a waste of time period
>>66523432
everything is a waste of time
>>66523390
>Alton Coleman
Alton Coleman was an American spree killer. He was executed by the state of Ohio for the murder of 43-year-old Marlene Walters of Norwood, Ohio during a six-state killing spree in 1984
>>66523361
Nice to see JV and T-God play well in the end
>LEBRICK
>leshit
>TEAGUE
IT'S ALL ABOUT GETTING ONE FOR DA LAND!!
CAVS
DOING
CAVS
THINGS
fucking hell just put up a fucking shot you worthless fucks
>>66523445
I bate too chris
>Teague
>LeBrick
I thought elite players were supposed to be clutch
>>66523408
all that and more
serial killer capital of the US
toxic environment
crushing poverty
>refball
Over/Under Bucks make the playoffs next year?
Delly will win it in overtime with an across the court underhand buzzer beater.
https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper/sets/watch-the-stove
Where were you when Hamburger Helper had the hottest mixtape of the year?
>>66523528
>Over/Under on a Yes/No situation
How dum r u
KLOVE IN THE CLUTCH, CAP MY NAME!
Is it Horford or Millsap that misses EVERY clutch shot?
>Giannis tied with Lebron for most trip dubs before turning 22 (in a season)
>>66523537
fuck off Tom
>nigaboo boogaloo
Wtf is up with these names? Too many tripfags?
>>66523408
No but it's close. Detoilet is actually worse than Cleveland now.
Gary, Indiana takes the crown for worst city in the entire United States though. I had to go there once on a business trip. Never fucking again.
>>66523567
Yes
>jr shit
>bank shot 3
>>66523605
we reddit now, didnt you get the memo? here have an upvote
>>66523605
4chan pulls your Real ID name directly from the Google account you're logged into now. It's to prevent spam and subversive content.
>LeBron "Offensive Foul" James
>LeBron just killed another hawk and still hasn't been ejected
Why does LeBeta hate Basedmore
why this nigga always surrounded by a fucking army of assistant coaches?
>>66523675
Bazemore is too lightskinned for Lebron's taste, the BLM movement leader prefers darker skin tones.
>>66523516
>serial killer capital of the US
interesting and not surprising.
>it's a Korver doesn't do anything in OT episode
lbj doesn't care about the win, he just wants his triple double
>LeBrick
Sunday the Warriors will become the 2nd team to get 70 wins in NBA history
>>66523708
>Ana Harrison
>Lebron in the clutch
my sides
>Missing clutch FTs
dubs and Korver game winner three cap and check my name
>play basketball for you entire life
>still miss freethrows
>>66523738
Why are some of you so obsesed with LeKing and the Cavs? Are you mad we're a lock to win the East?
>>66523769
sup TT's muscles
>announcers wearing autism awareness pins
>LeBron yelling at Kyrie
>>66522326
>held hot nigga to 12 points
>didn't miss a shot
>>66523769
>win the Least
Lechoke has displayed often that the East is weak and he can't carry the team in the p/o's
>>66523610
Yeah but... Robocop was set in Detroit.
So in my drunken Australian view
>Detroit - RoboCop = +1
>Cleaveland - not Robocop = -1
Besides LeBron (and pretty much having the worst sports teams in the US? I'm not a big follower of baseball or gridiron - but would i be correct in that?) I can't think of anything Cleaveland has produced.
>>66523808
April Fools m8
why this nigga always look shook af?
>lebron chimping out on kyrie
He's leaving lads
>>66523830
>anything Cleaveland has produced.
crippling depression
Oh, look, LeGod passes Oscar for 11th all time in points scored, scores a triple double, and leads his team to an OT win vs their conference rivals, and /nba/ goes absolutely silent
just like pottery
so yea
https://twitter.com/bballbreakdown/status/716096261066108928
TBQH fampai I'd really like to see Lebron get a ring in Cleveland and retire but damn is it funny to watch him chimp out on his teammates and cause massive trainwrecks.
>>66523839
me on the right...
go cavs!
>>66523876
>Shooting 5-23
I would too
>76ers: 2nd team in NBA history w/ 4 losing streaks longer than 10 gms in 1 season.
>The other team? 1972-73 76ers.
>>66523876
kek. how much you wanna bet LeGOAT was the one holding that chick's hand in that insta pic? he probably purposely cucked kyrie because he was getting too comfortable
>>66523855
So... basically LeBron was doomed from his birth because he was born in Cleveland then?
I get it now.
>>66523876
lmao cleveland will never ever win a title with irving you can tell that nigga just dont give a shit about winning
lebron should have never went back
>You will never be Lebron.
Did anyone know Kris Humphries was on the hawks?
>>66523933
Akron desu
but yes, he's a tragic villain/hero depending
>>66523954
I imagine Kris Humphries knows
I would drop 21 on anybody ITT and I wouldn't even need to take off my warmup gear.
REFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBAAAAALLLLLLL
>>66523979
I dropped 2 into ur mum's anus
>cuckrie
>>66523951
Well i'm thankful for that now because of what you guys have been telling me about Cleveland.
>Kyrie
>Horford
What the fuck was Horford thinking
>ywn get pegged in the face by a Lelbron full court he man throw
;_;
>horford
HOLY FUCKING CAVS REFBALL
