Friday (EST)
>7
76ers @ Hornets
>7:30
Mavericks @ Pistons
Nets @ Knicks
>8
Cavaliers @ Hawks
Magic @ Bucks
Raptors @ Grizzlies
>9
Timberwolves @ Jazz
>10
Heat @ Kings
>10:30
Wizards @ Suns
Celtics @ Warriors
how is that bum still in the league?
>>66511772
How is my dick still in your mom's bum?
>>66511648
Austin Rivers is a scrub and will forever be a scrub.
This is the highest point in his career. A double cinched throwaway resting game on the way to the playoffs.
Stay delusional clipanada.
>>66511791
fucking tranny bitch my mom would never fuck one of you. she'd let Latrell Sprewell choke her with his nigger cock before she fucks a tranny
>>66511791
そうだね
>every single one of his name's hasn't been a famous person or fictional character
>>66511809
>>66511964
DELETE THIS
>>66511975
>Jaime Day
>A woman convicted of abusing her stepson was sentenced to 30 years in prison Friday in state district court. Jaime Brooks Day, 31, was found guilty Nov. 13 of second-degree cruelty to a juvenile. She faced up to 40 years in prison.
Before the sentence was delivered, Day wept as she asked Judge Clayton Davis to “please have mercy on me.”
>The boy testified during trial that Day only allowed him to eat grits, ramen noodles and rice; made him eat his own excrement; hung him upside down by his ankles in the bathroom; burned him on his back with a sock full of rice; had one of her three biological children help her Saran-wrap him to his bed; hit him in the face with a dustpan; threw a screwdriver at him; burned him with a blowdryer; and made him eat a handful of salt.
>The 9-year-old boy reportedly weighed 38 pounds, was badly bruised and had hair growing all over him from malnourishment when he was taken to the hospital in early 2010.
“He’s going to see those scars every time he looks in the mirror,” prosecutor Lori Nunn said. She said he was always going to be asked how he acquired the scars. “People are going to be asking a lot longer than 40 years.”
>Nunn read part of a victim-impact statement written by the boy: “I wish she didn’t hurt me because my feelings are always upset. I’m always angry at her.”
Day was motivated by anger at the boy’s father, Murry Day, “and she took it out on a vulnerable child,” Nunn said.
who /highasfuck/ here?
>>66512229
Gonna rip gbs all night senpai
curry
this aprils fools thing is pretty dank
>>66512229
>>66512240
Fuck off
>>66512389
It's pretty annoying.
My eyes hurt.
>>66512391
>one letter away from high
No u :DDDD
>Lakers' Julius Randle fined $15k for his Sam Cassell dance the other night in a win over Miami, the NBA announces.
If repeating numbers, the Celtics will EXPOSE the Warriors tonight.
I have a future in the NBA i'll be getting drafted next year
>>66512432
>>66512432
What is this
>>66512424
>>66512070
Mods are getting it right for a change.
>>66512424
lmao meanwhile curry cripwalks all over okc and draymond hoots and hollers like a chimp after every play
>>66512424
>baby hands
>thinks he has big balls
>>66512494
Curry boi
>>66512490
Hello ismet
>>66512490
What school you go to Horace
>>66512586
>>66512577
>>66512556
White women already all over my dick and I ain't even in the NBA yet
>>66512615
>being a lesbian
>implying it won't be the WNBA
>>66512615
>Ali
>white
Get your shit right Shelby
>>66512639
>being a spic
I shiggy diggy
COME TO ME WHITE WOMEN HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>66512713
Fuck off you sandy dyke.
>>66512713
lols
>tfw you found out today 4chan is 85% women
white man name get
>>66512713
>>66512728
cat fight
>>66512740
>tfw still no gf
nice basketball discussion losers
you may only reply to this post if you've got broads in Atlanta
>>66512745
>Gail
You're a girl.
>>66512773
>Flora Dickerson
>>66512772
>being named Ellen
>>66512746
>having a grandma name
>>66512452
Roll
>>66511648
Prepare for the Chicago Bulls
Prepare the Bulls
Prep the Bull
Lebron James is still the best player in the league, you all have no basketball knowledge.
reminder that the Spurs are winning it all
>>66512773
BLACK X6
PHANTOM
>>66512836
>the shitty of Kelsey
Big guy name get
>tfw you fall asleep watching Forensic Files and you have the weirdest nightmares
>>66512841
WHITE X6 LOOK LIKE A PANDA
HUNDRED KILLAS HUNDRED HAMMAS
>>66512772
>/nba/
>basketball discussion
>>66512899
>Hector Alvarado, Jr., 40, of 637 Sterling St., had been on trial for murder and felonious assault in the Jan. 1 stabbing death of Ms. Henderson, 23, and the wounding of Stacey Bowen, 26, at the former South Beach Bar and Grill, 2114 W. Alexis Road.
IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS
WHO TF UP
>>66512967
I'M FUCKING UP LIKE I'M SPECIAL
>>66512928
any on topic discussion was murdered the moment we became google+
>>66513040
Yeah okay Stacey
>This name
>This flag
>This topic
I fucked your mom Stacey
When is there gonna be dick surgery so I can get a bigger dick I mean it's fucking 2016 I figured there'd be dick surgery by now
>>66513097
What is your name gonna be post tranny surgery?
>>66513148
Seth
If some basketball discussion doesn't happen in this thread soon I'm gonna go insane. STOP THIS NONSENSE....
>>66513183
>ho
>>66513183
>Pedro
>Ho
you're literally an asian spic lad
Sometimes I listen to the Tony Kornheiser show in the morning and he literally does not watch sports once football ends
>>66513236
>Roach
>>66513270
>downs
HAHAHAHHA
>>66513296
>Being the test tube baby of Dwight Howard and Shaquille O Neal
Gee...Wonder what DRuss did to prank Soggy P on April Fools Day.
dat new Iggy track is fire
>kanye BTFO
>drake BTFO
>/mu/ BTFO
>>66513296
>Dwight Oneal
THE SON OF SUPERMEN
>>66513314
Sounds like a winning combination to me, herb
>>66513296
Nice name
>>66513319
are you black?
Why is it that the 8th seeded playoff team will be facing off against the Cavs? Doesn't seem fair making the 8th seed face the 1rst seed in the first round of the playoffs.
>>66513296
BLACK AS FUCK
>>66513533
Epicccc :DDDDD
Lamar get cheers after OD'ing/getting f'd up AGAIN and Russell gets boos for doing a harmless stunt! I will bet you Russell learns his lesson FAR better than Lamar EVER learned! ALL have seen far worse from pro athlete's! We all fall, Give the kid a chance.
what do raptors need to be champions
>>66513561
trade for curry
>>66513561
VIEWS FROM THE 6 BABY
d'angelo Russell is a snitch nigga and a bitch nigga
>>66513561
Whiteside. A giant athletic centre to compensate for jonas' missing defense would make the team complete once Carrol is healthy.
>>66513593
Ew no.
Wonder what my name is tbqh
>>66513808
fuck off izzy you bindipper
GET GOD ON THE PHONE
>>66513870
THIS NIGGA MADE OF GLASS HAHAHAHHA
>>66513881
shut the fuck up rufus
>>66513893
Go suck a dick Darlene
>>66513906
>Taylor
>>66513870
>bindipper
Well, I guess that's my word of the day.
>>66513893
>Darlene Whitehead
Made to suck black dick
>>66513930
you can only use it to describe scousers, it's not a general insult
>>66513950
>Beth
Every Beth I've known is white trash BBC chaser
IM SO FANCY
>>66513972
Hello from the other side
>>66513969
Thank you bong-land, I don't want to poorly implement your vernacular. Scousers are people from liverpool, right?
WE DID IT FAMALAMS
>>66514007
>>66514007
>>66514007
>>66514014
correct lad
sigh i think i'm finally doing it /nba/ i finally got the courage.... thanks for bein real friends /nba/ i really appreciate it... see you on the otherside
>>66514087
God's speed anon. I have no idea whether it will be better or worse, just know I'll be joining you someday. We'll eat taquitos, drink blue raspberry faygo, and watch reruns of classic 90's games for eternity.
>>66514087
Rest in power
CHEF CURRY WITH THE POT BOI
>>66514087
Fucking stop with this you faggot
Bully Ball is dead
D'Angelo Russell is a bust
Deangela Russell is a bust
Kobe is overrated
Steph Curry is a meme flash in the pan
>>66514204
>>66514187
>>66514238
The lakers will make the playoffs next year.
D'snitchelo will be forever remembered as a snitch, but will blossom into a fine nba player.
Julius Randle will be a low tier starer, or a high tier backup.
Kobe is rated adequately and is undoubtedly one of the best players of all time.
AYYYYYYYYYYYYT1 CANADA BTFO
>>66514273
Cucked hard baka
>Just saw Austin Powers
>>66514273
>The lakers will make the playoffs next year.
i am the greatest
>>66514297
Your name is rose. That's the name of a plant. You have the name of a fancy pointy red plant.
>>66514304
>Drake
>>66514350
A girl named Rose wanted to suck my dick in high school but I didn't let her
>>66514380
Sure
>>66514327
Oh, just wait for it. Remember the principle of addition by subtraction. If you take away bad things, whatever is left has to be better.
>>66514448
Fuck off Laker shill, you revealed yourself as a member of the Bryant family. No wonder you said Kobe is one of the best of all time.
Wizards all day
Qbp all night
april fools1
The Oklahoma City Thunder announced on Thursday that they’ll finally hang the 1979 NBA Championship banner in the rafters of Chesapeake Energy Arena.
The Seattle SuperSonics won the 1979 NBA Championship over the Washington Bullets 4-1.
The Thunder will release the banner on Sunday vs. the Houston Rockets, a game that will be nationally televised.
AHHAHAHAHHAHA SHITEATTLE BTFO
the go wizards conglomerate sponsored by qbp is recruiting, we expect to have 5 members by the end of 2016, up from 2
>>66514482
this 2bh been high as fuck all day, got some errands done and am trying to lift feels away before watching some /nba/
>>66514484
Holy fuck, that's priceless. I bet shithawks fans are on suicide watch.
>>66514532
Lucky you senpai I'm stuck at work but gonna smoke mad blunts and gbs all night senpai teebeeaych
>>66514544
yeah I got a surprise day off so I'm making good use of it. I'm gonna play dkc when I get home ayyy
>>66514499
kay kay
>>66514484
>Fans will receive a green and yellow glove to honor Gary “the Glove” Payton as well as t-shirts with the phrase “One Franchise, One team, One family” across the front.
Blake Griffin get when?
>>66514570
My niggaaaa I'm playin smash tonight
Who /Marth/ here
>>66514601
I'm /robin/ and /lucas/ senpai
>>66514465
Every word out of your mouth is just like the squawk of an ugly pelican.
>>66514601
you trash bro whats your id i'll destroy you
>>66514629
I only play Melee senpai I used to be a lot better but I don't play much anymore
>>66514651
you a bitch lori
reminder that the Spurs are winning it all and are going to spoil the Warriors meme try hard >regular season
>>66514680
At least she isn't an NFL dropout hahhahahahhahahha have fun in the canadian football league bitch
>>66514695
Buying a Timmy jersey if they do
>>66514703
>This coming from another NFL dropout
We got a bunch of NFL failures up in this thread
Lads I've been at work 3 hours and have another 2 hours to go I'm mad bored what do I do
Also go check pornhub
>white """"""""""'people"""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_zwl-lnmc
>>66514716
fuck yeah
>>66514744
play Tetris on your phone
>>66514744
Will do Melvin
What the fuck
>>66514804
thanks lad, i didn't want to have to browse the normie boards to see all the name gets
damn /nba/ dead today....it's a sad day for /nba/
>>66515028
everyone is away shitposting on other boards for name gets
>>66515039
Deep down in my soul I always thought Jason kidd was Mexican
>Ayesha Curry got her own show on the Food Network
lil mama pussy soakin, yea it's bath time
>>66515142
ok ella calm down
>>66515114
>He will be the first guy to lead the league in both PPG and SPG since AI
>His team will go 74-8 and win the title easily
>His wife gets her own TV show
How does America deal with Steph Curry rubbing his superiority all over their faces?
>>66515225
America Loves curry and his family
>>66515114
>was written on the 31st
>it's real
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2629372-ayesha-curry-to-host-new-cooking-show-on-food-network
John Wall get
>>66515241
Speak for yourself Pablo's granddaughter
>tfw a tripfag and my real name is in here
jesus christ, asian moot
Wait a minute... there's an Ontario California?!?!
Also just got this on a captcha
>tfw think i've grown my virginity back
>>66515361
>tfw we will never have a harrison get
>tfw my ex gf hates me
feels like shit bros
They're everywhere
>>66515375
It's a shit city though, desu
https://youtu.be/ALX0vK23-zI
https://youtu.be/ALX0vK23-zI
https://youtu.be/ALX0vK23-zI
>that salt from Skip when SAS says he would have no problem with CP3 over Kawhi
>>66515417
I know a woman named sherrie richards
She has like 6 kids, is a single mom, one of her daughters ran away to Texas to some Crack house or something, and she fucked my friends 20 year old brother and let him live with her and her children for like 6 months
>>66514219
oh shit its gowiz's girlfriend
>>66515437
SAS is a coon
and I just follow angela...simmons
boy I got a crush on angela..simmons
>>66515437
Diet Mt. Dew sucks.
All diet soda sucks.
>make April Fools joke comment on /r/NBA
>get warning that false news is an bannable offense
>ask for the reasoning behind that
>get banned
>I tell the people in my team's subreddit what happened
>Everyone laughs it off and calls the mod a retard
>He shows up in our thread and says he doesnt regret it and he would ban my ass again if he could
>Our mods ban him
/r/Lakers doesnt play around motherfucker get wrecked, we aint time for that bullshit, we getting ben simmons and running to the motherfucking nba finals next season,
>>66515513
there's no reason to drink caloric drinks except like milk
>>66515539
>>66515542
What about beer
>>66515539
Fuck off faggot
>>66515539
>lelker fan
>downs
Now I know
rate my april fools bars
[Hook]
I play all my hoes like its April fools
Watch me play my role, April fools
They ain't bout it, they just joking, April fools
They actin' like they blowing, April fools
Actin' like they got it, April fools
I don't like stacks I carry wallets, April fools
Actin like they from the projects, April fools
Now I ain't the trending topic? April fools
He say he cashed out, April fools
He just bought some shell-toes and some fake ass Trues
He say that life he about, April fools
His ass be in the house, I ain't no fool
Fucking with them O' boys, you gon' make the news
He say he squeezing 30s, April fools
He say he ain't lacking, April fools
Then how he get caught lacking?, I ain't no fool
[Hook]
Boy you ain't getting money, shoulda ate yo food
Say you gon' make a move, nigga April fools
Boy you hang around a bunch of April fools
Niggas say they gon' do, what they ain't gon' do
10 grand a lot of money, nigga April fools
I hit the Louie store spend that on Kay Kay's shoes
100 grand a lot of money, nigga April fools
I spend it on a foreign, just to make a move
>>66515542
>not drinking sugared tea
WHO BUCKS HERE
>>66515437
I actually agree with this list surprisingly. As long as Westbrook doesn't shoot contested threes this season and works on it in the offseason, he's still second best. Durant needs to work on his drive and defense but will always be a better scorer.
>>66515630
Durant>westbrook tho
>>66515630
>Durant needs to work on his drive
lol what?
Durant is straight up better than Westbrook, who's still probably top 5
Curry
Durant
LeBron
Kawhi
Westbrook
>>66515645
Not right now. Westbrook is a triple dub beast.
My name will be the first pick in the 2035 NBA draft
>>66515666
>triple doubles
who gives a fuck
>>66515666
Durant is the second most efficient scorer in the game and plays good defense. I'd take that over westbrook grabbing 9 rebounds a night desu tripdubs are sort of a meme stat
He's more "exciting" but I'd still take Durant
>>66515677
7kt is spinning in his grave, fucking woman taking over the NBA
>Westbrook shitting on Lebron James
>/nba/ BTFO
/nba/ has literally never been right! ever!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66515659
His ability to drive to the basket is great but he fails at it more often than Westbrook who acts like a pitbull in a fight with great danes. He's able to get over big guys with athleticism, take a foul/and 1, and swerve through defense with eurosteps on par or better than Harden.
Talking about in the moment, not all time this season, look at the video.
russell westbrook isnt even a top 10 point guard rn foh
>>66515682
Anyone with an appreciation for traditional basketball.
>le meme points percentage are all that matter
who /saintpablo/ here?
>>66515732
He's the second best pg but like the 4th best player I'd take Durant and maybe LeBron over him teebeeaych
>>66515744
>this whole post
I ain't Fallin for it
>>66515689
>is a meme stat
In the the trash your opinion goes.jpg
>>66515756
>Le my guard getting rebounds is helpful to the team
>>66515744
>traditional basketball
Wait how is Westbrook 'traditional' in any way?
>>66515717
http://stats.nba.com/tracking/#!/player/drives/?sort=DRIVE_FGA&dir=1
Durant is shooting a higher percentage on drives and is a better finisher at the rim, so meh. Westbrook has some nice highlights which alter our perceptions but for every eurostep finish he has another off balance off footed clanker at the rim
stats are a meme
5 rings bitch kobe the greatest
>Russell Westbrook is the 2nd best PG in the league
>>66515787
This Robert Horry is truly the goat
>>66515707
>Hurr durr Thunder are going to lose, hurr 4th quarter choke
>Thunder keep their cool and execute plays, Adams plays great in the post and tips in a key missed shot
>Cloppers choke in key moments and Austin Rivers despite an insane season shining moment air balls a 3 and misses a layup drive in the last seconds
>/nba/ is wrong again
>tfw gotta turn off 4chan x because this dumbass theme is fucking with it
>>66515825
>westbrick only better in 1 zone
lmao westbrick just got obliterated
>>66515778
It is faggot.
Learn to basket in ball.
>>66515780
Traditionally it's seen as a mark of great ability and athleticism of a guard. A mark that set people like Magic and MJ apart.
This layout is ass and has no future just like Snitchy-D
>>66515807
>Chris Paul is better than Westbrook or Curry
test
>>66515878
Big men getting triple doubles are way more impressive than guards getting triple doubles
You can easily stat pad to get a triple double as a guard. It's harder for a big man to get an assist than a guard to get a rebound. A guard can just run in there to get more rebounds.
And again, Durant scoring is way more impressive then westbrooks rebounding
DHL tracking is trash why they had to ship my product using it
>There are people that will defend this
>>66515947
OOOOOOOOOOH SNAP HAHAAHAHAHA THE DUNK KING
Any good new meme rappers?
>>66515947
>Checking myself
>>66515947
OH SHIT
NBA PLLAYER DETECTED
>>66515947
>being worse in the corners
>le PG's need to be good at meme shooting meme
>not recognizing the difference the higher volume differences at the rim
>>66515947
>545 attempts at the rim
jesus christ
But real talk CP3 last year had one of the all time underrated seasons
>>66515967
Lil yachty
>>66515947
Nigga you ugly as shit
>>66515947
>ironically dunking on the Ellen show
>mfw /nba/ scrambling to find meme stats and excuses for Lebron getting BTFO by BeastBrook
it's all over from here on out for Lebron, i'm just glad i was able to witness his fall and watch /nba/ languish in agony over it
this are great times to be alive
>>66516092
/nba/ never supported lebron
>>66516092
That's a Texas as fuck name.
>>66516092
>finding a new player to shitpost with
>>66516106
he's baiting you and you took it
>>66515947
AARON TO THE RAPTORS OH SHIT
who /jojo/ here
What my name is what my name is
Say my name say my name
>>66515947
WE DID IT BROS
>>66515558
well yeah cuz it gets you fucked up. I'm talking day to day
>>66515585
I don't like tea desu
>>66516092
Do you think he eats dog food too bros?
>>66516183
>I don't like tea
>>66516183
>I don't like tea
Lowry
Derozan
Carroll
Gordon
Griffin
>>66516183
>I don't like tea
>>66515947
>last season
yeah, everybody knows Westbrook struggled shooting last season
>>66516226
>Griffin
>>66516200
>>66516213
>>66516232
tea is overrated lads
>>66516239
Lmao I didn't even realize that it was the wrong year.. thanks though
>>66516256
Tea is fucking great you traitor
>>66516239
Lel Cp3 is still higher
>>66516289
don't really like it desu
t. tea expert
>>66516256
>this flag
>this topic
Suns should trade Bledsoe/Knight for picks and young guys and draft Buddy Hield. Buddy + Booker would be the next Meme Bros.
>>66516106
>>66516118
>>66516120
>WestGod wins a title before LepoopyPants
/nba/ has literally never ever ever ever been right about anything. it's uncanny and comical
no exceptions!
GET TURNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7n_u25Rls
>>66516527
>Cavada
>Lebron
Is Westbrook, dare I say it, our guy?
Who else /superb/ here?
>>66516615
i hereby declare Westbeast the king of /nba/ by special espn decree
welcome your new king
>>66516527
How many titles does westbrook have?
>>66516626
Over here my good man. I just finished my daily browsing session of Reddit. I'm currently rewatching old Spurs highlights and pondering the implications of Pop's next master plan. I just put on some classical music, Mozart to be exact, and I'm sipping on a nice mug of coffee. I find a delicious sense of irony in both Pop and Mozart being strategic geniuses and improving my superb life at the exact same time.
>>66516648
All hail Westking!
>>66516665
>titles
>>66516726
>win 0 titles
>better than a man with 2 titles
Hahahaha
>0-1
>muh triple doubles
