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filtered Australia
>>66476596
>balding
>Australian women
>>66476616
kekd
>>66476605
this
![NewZealandvWestIndiesSecondTestDayCFdK-p7_TQpl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQi9dPp.jpg "NewZealandvWestIndiesSecondTestDayCFdK-p7_TQpl[1].jpg")
>who should we play in the semi final
>sodhi yeah
>santner yeah
>who else?
>how about the two bowlers who havent played any games yet against an unquantifiable english side.
>>66476628
obsessed
>>66476628
>>66476640
krazyreddit
>>66476628
how do you do it every thread
explain your secret
>>66476647
based NEETdom
that or being a student (implying theres a difference)
>>66476596
>it's an Australian damage control episode
>>66476630
based michaelgoat hessongod
any serious predictions for this afternoon?
>>66476656
just one
you watching our sport
>>66476647
it's not that hard when threads stay up for multiple days
also this >>66476650
>>66476656
we will lose
literally put my life savings on it
will jump off the harbour bridge if we win
WHOEVER DOES THE BEST TOSS
WINS
>>66476656
England beat NZ in a batting dominated "close one"
good game
How do you guys know that Boult and Southee will be playing?
If it's true, it has to be one of the worst decisions i've heard in this tournament.
>>66476656
England by 40 runs/5 wickets
>australian women are better at t20 than australian ""men""
>>66476670
it was posted on the internet so it is true
>>66476670
it's a ruse
>australia cheating
no surprises there desu
england would have won had they pushed for twos earlier
bit slack running
>>66476630
Southee always does well against England
>>66476656
Liam Plunkett 5 fer
>>66476687
based daniel
>>66476670
Why does nz cricket let hesson and williamson make decisions? Ankush from magaysia clearly has more experience and cricket knowledge than both of them.
>>66476605
SEETHING
>>66476696
that's RC lad
>>66476696
>people never make mistakes
>>66476696
>Mike Hesson
>the "man" who selected Mark Craig for 4(four) Tests in a row
I think you're onto something here
>>66476656
England win the toss, bat first, put up 200+ at the WANKhede stadium. Poo Peeland haven't chased yet and will look lost
>>66476696
I just don't get it why someone would change a winning team. Also >>66476705 and >>66476706
>swisscunt this desperate to be a pseudotrip
>all these elite /nrl/ memes
Holy shit, is these reddit? Or perhaps lad bible?
Every "post" here is nothing but a rehash of /nrl/
kYs
>>66476796
based poosterwoman
>7 home Tests against Sri Lanka and Pakistan
Root is going to be pushing Voges by the end of the English summer
>>66476790
?
>wymynz cricket
lmao they struggle to hit 2 off an over
>>66476662
Reality Christ?
>>66476650
>my viewpoint is clear, concise and measured
>yours is silly
>>66476828
never read an mspaint comic before lad?
Who are Australia playing in their semi?
Internet connection in the pits for some reason, can't even stream. How do Australians watch streams with their connections?
AUSTRALIA
HAHA
>>66476858
englel they just won
>>66476858
they're too good for this ""spoort""
>>66476828
its funny that there a people mad enough to make these
t20 is obvs better than 50 overs
I can't wait for England to get cucked
go englads
>>66476796
Raiders
>>66476900
>failing the Norman Tebitt test
seriously fuck off and die you prick
>>66476903
>gayders
>>66476900
dale steyn tbqh
>>66476919
lived in this city for awhile now and never met one single Raiders "fan"
>>66476913
we don't want his kind though, he's welcome to fuck off back to india to live in 3rd world conditions because muh heritage
Someone .webm this please
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/35925424
>women's sports
>>66476919
Top Dawg. Album out this year senpai
new fone who dis
>BOWL FIRST
WIN THE MATCH
>>66476925
>dale steyn
Wouldn't even make it into the Indian T20 outfit
Holy shit lol, England just don't know how to stop embarrassing themselves.
>http://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/30964/9891241/england-3-2-new-zealand-the-greatest-one-day-series-ever
>Engcucks actually believe that their most recent series win against Poo Peeland was better than the GOAT ODI series
>>66477092
>GOAT ODI series
which is? let me south africa vs west indies in front of a bumper crowd of 700 people
>>66477092
Classic ABE bellend who didn't even watch the series. I'm surprised to see a South African poster though, you are the most fairweather cunts in /cric/ by far
KILL THE BOER
>The reported emphasised Umar Akmal's troublesome attitude, recalling his move to abandon a focus on fitness. "All the time he (Akmal) managed to retain his place back in the team. Is this the criteria we are setting for the selection of a new player? Andrew Symonds was a very talented player for Australia or Kevin Pietersen for England but due to their behavior they were dropped and never picked again irrespective of their talent.
>comparing a fucking Akmal to Roy and KP
literally seething. Roy may have a drunk Abo and KP a pussy, but atleast they both worked worked their asses off when they were playing.
I see all the poo pealanders have fucked off to bed
Can't blame them they're going to get battered
WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEYY
ENGERLAAAAAAAND
>>66477092
>>66477112
>thinking bi-lateral ODI's are worth more than the sloppy shit I just took
kek
>0 ( Z E R O ) World Cups between BOTH of your countries
KEK
>>66477131
im here lad
probably wont make it to the second innings
WE'VE DONE IT LADS
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>>66477092
Holy fuck this seeeeeeeeeeething
>losing a Test Series at home to England
>getting knocked out of a limited over competition by England in a world record score
>having a racial quota that discriminates against whites
kek
KEK
last 2 digits show how many runs will guptill score today
>England win the toss and choose to field
JUST
>>66477010
top lel
>women
>>66477106
>>66477112
Lol, i guess expecting you guys to remember a series from 10 years ago is a bit too much to expect, after all, you've had so many other disappointing accomplishments across the entire spectrum of sports that you play with the other commonwealth nations that your mind is probably just filled with bitterness from your defeats.
Ausfags will know what I'm going on about
buttler sounds like a spastic
>England win the toss and choose to chase
JUST
>>66477155
kanebert williamstein said he would have chosen to bat anyway
truly the greatest mind in cricket
>>66477154
bit high m8
fuck this i'm not watching US bowl to the likes of Guptill, Munro & Anderson. Gonna have a wank and shower I reckon
>>66477170
i hope so m8
>>66477106
He is going to say the 438 game, which it isn't because literally who cares about bi-lateral ODI's.
This is the greatest ODI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7BNvHI-7BE
followed by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0RA7vepnuU
Even the AUSvPP group-stage game was more relevant than the 438 game
>>66477173
>he rates munro
Boult and Southee aren't playing you cunts.
fuck atherton tbqh
>>66477161
>Ausfags will know what I'm going on about
p-please PLEASE back me up big strong Australians ahahahahahahhahhaha
anyone text poopspouter? im out of credit
this is gonna be beautiful
Why are Sri Lankans so much better than other curries lads?
Sanga seems almost first world
>>66477165
muh dew towards the end will save us lad
>>66477092
it was a really good odi series though.
probably not the best ever, but still great lad.
Also important because it marked the turnaround in England's approach to limited overs.
>>66477200
its the new zealand of india lad
>>66477176
>telling your players to whine to the umpire that he discarded the ball too early and thus its a drop catch
>showing unsportsmanlike conduct in the "Gentleman's Game"
The caliber of Australian """"""""""""""people"""""""""""""" everyone
>>66477181
I know I rused you hard :^)
>>66477212
that's bhutan
>>66477212
nah because Indians (especially the ones in the South) are more butthurt toward Lankans than the other way around
>>66477219
Haha you got me real good xD
>>66477224
but australia is bigger, more arid and full of smelly brown people
>Beginners guide to tablets advert
Odd feels to be one of 10 people under the age of 60 watching in this country
>>66477242
More like over 45s + Harry Kane haha xD
reminder that if Murali played today he would be banned for chucking
reminder that Murali is literally an era-babby
>>66477242
better than the constant betting ads and whatever the fuck joe root is being used for
>to
>ta
got my autism going
>Poo Peeland's anthem
is this even in english?
John Key must be SEETHING the based REAL GOAT flag is there lads
why the fuck are the indian mascots singing the anthem?
GSTQ tßh
do poopeeland use a maori to sing their anthem?
griget time
>new zealands greatest ever new-ball partnership
>get dropped for JUST: the player and the shit Cummins
>>66477307
ko tu tapu
koto TANIWHA wharotu a
![238149[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rga8axf.jpg "238149[1].jpg")
It is written. Plunkett hat-trick cap this post
Real NZ Anthem coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wui9ITl7JkY
really fucking nervous here
every fucking time
>>66477328
HE
OOEE
alright boys I'm ready
>england
JUST
>cucked by the cucktill
Predict scores for first 5 overs and after 20 overs for NZ.
>new zealands 5th greatest ever batsman
>averages 35
>>66477334
during the ask the captain thing i keep on tweeting in asking why some jumped up little paddy is england captain but they never read it out
>>66477347
40 and 140
>>66477328
I always assumed this was your anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
>>66477307
kio aura
>>66477359
forth anthem after loyal
good crowd in
stream please lads
>hes showing willey his stumps
>>66477359
everyone knows it's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
>>66477356
keep at it lad
>>66477348
>australias 2016 T20 cricketing team
>cant even get past the group stages
>>66477370
http://www.crichd.tv/live-sky-sports-2-uk-stream.php
>>66477328
>>66477359
Pretty sure its this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
>Chris Jordan
>>66477374
>T20 cricket
oxymoron
>>66477371
Is it pronounced
"Will" + "ee"
or
"While" + "ee"
>>66477375
cheers m8
>>66477382
youre an oxymoron
gr8 pitch lads
>>66477359
i unironically like this
whats an Australian in the T20 Cup final?
an umpire
haha
>>66477390
at the grounds mate?
>>66477395
yeah lad, I'm on covers duty
lads what is it with niggers and gold chains
>>66477394
>>66477386
>"Will" + "ee"
this one
>>66477394
That was a nice one
haha
apparently chris jordan and rihanna are mates
kek
KEK
>cucktill
ON YA BIKE
>>66477409
I would Ree all over Anna if you get what I'm saying
>cucktill
JUST
FUCK OFFFF >>>>>>>>>>>>
>New Zealand's 5th greatest ever batsman
KEKTILL
U
C
K
T
I
L
L
collapse boys
>>66477409
i'd cum in her mouth if you know what I mean
>POO PEALAND
mccullum breeding program test subject is in lads
>>66477422
reminder she is a puppet of the illuminati
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drsOjLM1fD8
>>66477432
could you elaborate a bit lad?
>>66477440
>already charging
u arent fucking joking lmao
>>66477409
I'd chris all over his jordan if you know what I mean
Munro is at 3 why?
Classic case of a 6/7 being batted out of position
fucking get these poolanders off
I just want nasser and bumble's silky voices in my ear
>>66477454
its meme20 lad
>>66477401
*two chains
>Ronchi still exists
>>66477458
I'm not saying he's a cheat but that's too many arms
Good "stop" there by Ratshit.
santner looks like an ayy lmao
based score memedictor
>>66477446
>England vs Sri Lanka
ugh, didnt that happen like last year?
What is it with poo peelanders and englels statpadding against Sri Lanka at home?
>other series is England vs Pakistan
kek, a couple of counties are going to go bankrupt this year
I believe in Willi/a/mson.
>>66477479
ffs two shit series
pookek
>>66477481
>anime
Can't you be stoned to death for that there?
What is the most meme national anthem fellas?
>>66477479
fuck this, when's the next south afrian/australia series
only ones worth watching tbqh
craig who shaun who
>>66477492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc
>>66477487
They keep scheduling Tests in May despite it conflicting with IPL because they have to fulfill Sky obligations
The only two teams who will do it are Poo Peeland and Shit Lanka so you'll be getting them on rotation in May every year
If the ECB had a brain they'd negotiate a window with the BCCI for the IPL. But alas >you have Giles Clarke.
>>66477492
SA they jam 4 languages into it
>>66477503
Didn't Giles get told to fuck off?
>you now remember when Chris Jordan was considered literally the worst bowler in the England lineup and everyone was like >Jordan when he came up to bowl
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>>66477491
>>66477515
Jokes on you I'm a casual and this is the first time I've seen him bowl
>>66477497
>when's the next south afrian/australia series
November, was supposed to be 4 Tests but got shrunk to 3
literally seething
Oh and Pakistan for the New Years/Boxing Day Tests because the Saffers are dumb as fuck and would rather play a T20 at home against New Zealand infront of 5 people rather than infront of 80000 at the G and a Day/Nighter in Adelaide infront of 50,000 every day
>>66477513
he is literally the President of the ECB
based autism
>>66477515
>Jordan
>>66477508
5 actually, also fuck off, ours is goat
>>66477503
i might go to a day off the Lords Sri Lanka test
last time i saw Pakistan play England was the day that the whole spot fixing thing happened
>>66477519
at least it's something
I unironically like the pakistan team too, but it's going to be a flat MCG wicket instead of the SCG or Gabba where it could be interesting
>>66477532
>last time i saw Pakistan play England was the day that the whole spot fixing thing happened
>Amir will literally be back
hope there is some top-tier banter
Pakistan have some decent bowlers but their batsman will get skittled. Series wont even be close.
>a jew factor
what did he mean by this?
>>66477536
>I unironically like the pakistan team too
Me too
>>66477536
series will only be interesting if it's roads
Paki batsman will get blown out if the pitches do anything. They might even win Sydney if it turns and Yasir is in form.
>>66477541
Willey?
>>66477539
pakistan and india should just merge and become one country, they'd have a decent team then too
theyre all curries too so whats the harm really desu
>Plunklel
>>66477497
That meme Tri-Nation series thing is happening soon lad, but >West Indies pitches, will probably be shit.
I know we have a ODI series against you lot in October, but I don't think there's any tests on the horizon
KEK where did all the bongs go?
>>66477548
agreed
>>66477548
>pakistan and india should just merge and become one country
Akhand Bharat.
>>66477543
their batsmen WILL be exposed regardless of pitch, so it basically comes down to what the pitch can do for their bowlers in terms of good viewing
>They might even win Sydney if it turns and Yasir is in form.
Yeah, I was thinking specifically of him when I mentioned the SCG
Could be good
>>66477551
>I know we have a ODI series against you lot in October, but I don't think there's any tests on the horizon
dingbat >you are literally coming here for a 3-Test series in November
>>66477556
gotta get bengal and sri lanka first mate
>>66477548
>stacked bowling being combined with stacked batting
too good lad
>>66477548
lad.....
>He's a wicket taker
>That's what England believe
>>66477556
myanmar's pushing it desu
>rashid
This is make or break for him
>>66477565
not to mention unfucking afghanistan
>>66477570
This has never made sense to me though. Is it just pure coincidence that Pakistan has always managed to get gun pacers while a country directly South to it gets shit like Ishant?
that was close
>>66477565
Sri Lanka, yes.
The only problem with gobbling those countries is all those muslims coming in. They need to convert to Hinduism, hell! even Buddhism is fine.
>>66477573
Yea lad. New goberment and al.
>>66477586
>religion
>relevant
>>66477579
Partially
Pakistan started off with better bowlers, so all of the paki kids want to bowl fast and that's where their cricket infrastructure is orientated
Curries just want to spin and swing because that's all they've ever done, so whenever a talented bowler like Ishant and Bumrah comes along they just converted into poo since they have no idea how to handle them
BIG
>>66477576
fuckng durant line. Pakistan Occupied Kashmir was our only connection to Afghanistan and hence we could have made our own silk route. I don't know if average pakistanis know this or not but they're sitting on a fucking gold mine. It is a very important point which would help India influence central asia
Gib Kashmir back REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66477590
lad, you don't know muslims. that's the only thing relevant to them. we really can't handle so much polarity.
>>66477579
I think its just the culture because as you say the pitches and genetics of both countries are the same
Pakistanis worship players like Imran Khan, Wasim, Waqar etc. All fast bowlers
Whereas Indians worship Gavaskar, Tendulkar etc. All batsman.
There's a few good Paki batsman and Indian bowlers, but they're basically memes like Inzi
got to go pick up my wife's son from school desu
>>66477593
>Bumrah
>talented
top wew
>>66477602
that whole hindu nationalism shit aint gonna do anyone any good
>>66477607
he unironically is
Poo Peeland would kill for a 12 year old Bumrah
based memero
>>66477612
no, he isnt. The fact you are saying that because he had a couple of good pyjama games is honestly laughable. Even fucking Bangladesh have better young bowlers than him.
he is the latest version of Bhuveneshwar Kumar, Praveen Kumar, RP Singh, Munaf Patel etc
Started off a 135 kp/h. He'll be down to 125 kp/h within 2-3 years
>>66477610
if it was hindu nationalism i'd have said convert to only hinduism, i'm fine with buddhism or even christianity. but no more muslims please. The only thing they'll do is cause problems, you should know this by now.
ratfuck ltd
i hope those stands collapse with all the poo in loos in them
imagine the smell
by golly
BASED INDIAN CROWD
Munro's hitting reverse sweeps for 6 and there's people talking about Muslims
I come to cric to avoid that shit
>>66477617
>Started off a 135 kp/h. He'll be down to 125 kp/h within 2-3 years
because of indian infastructure
he'd be a thoroughly okay bowler if he was raised anywhere else and this is a fact
>stokes
JUST
OOOH GOODNESS
>this guys accent
through the wickets
>>66477618
yeah i wasnt calling you a hindu nationalist - was making a comment about the likes of modi and those in his party
plenty of hindus seem to be capable to keep religion out of politics and general life, unlike an awful lot of muslims, sikhs and buddhists seem to be alright most of the time too imo
aside from fucked up places like bhutan
>>66477628
India 'literally' have the best "infrastructure" after AUS/ENG, if not better because of all their curry shekels you idiot.
He will become shit because he is shit. Literally Yadav is better than him.
>nz are unironically winning all their games
>>66477646
they LITERALLY do not have fast bowling infrastructure in place, that is what I'm saying
all of their coaches and development programs doesn't change the fact that they have NO idea how to develop a fast bowler
do they sell beer in the stadium?
when will the nz meme die? i thought it would begin to fade with mcullum fucking off
