NJ:Cory Schneider (knee) hopes to play Thursday
CHI:Source: Crawford dealing with head injury
PIT:Pens will start Matt Murray against Sabres
MON:Habs' Gallagher hopes to play Thurs. or Sat.
BUF:Evander Kane (UBI) doubtful for Tuesday
SJ:Joe Thornton scores game-winner vs Kings
CAL:Sean Monahan nets game-winner vs Coyotes
CAL:Sam Bennett leads Flames to 5-2 victory
ANA:Corey Perry leads Ducks past Oilers
TB:D Victor Hedman posts goal and assist in win
TB:G Ben Bishop excels in 3-0 shutout over Leafs
WAS:Nicklas Backtrom grabs two points as Caps win
this one's my favorite
Delet this
>>66463963
t. Crosby
What did he mean by this?
>>66463988
Away locker room at the building ya rube
SIDNEY PLEASE SAVE ME
my meetings about to start this was fun
>>66463859
>Caps win President's Trophy
>Not listed in OP highlights
>>66464103
boohoo
Who hyped for a guaranteed exit for the Caps now that they won the President's Trophy?
>>66464138
>filename isnt 20 seconds til rape
>>66464103
>>Caps win President's Trophy
>WAS:Nicklas Backtrom grabs two points as Caps win
>>66464103
>meme team misses babby trophy
>If not for their day-after-end-of-season makeup game against the Caps, the Anaheim Ducks would have gone over 5 weeks (from the beginning of March through the end of the regular season) without playing in a back-to-back situation.
nice scheduling buttman.
>muh california teams must win
>>66464063
That's got to be the slowest and most awkward tv entrance ever. So Pierre!
>>66464153
me
>>66464317
thats what he does
Why are people still sleeping on the Wild?
>>66464401
>mild
>>66464401
Because they fucking suck
>>66463988
>What did he mean by this?
Eric Staal is Zoolander
>>66463988
Went local and became a NASCAR fan
>>66464426
no u do
Is there a team with as little hope for optimism as the Ottawa Senators?
>melnyk surviving cancer
>murray's terminal cancer is like the least effective cancer ever
>bobby ryan still on contract for 6 years $7.25 million
>phaneuf still on contract for a long time
Bow down plebs
>>66464535
Canucks, canes, BJs seem pretty equal
>>66464541
Kiss the rin...oh wait
>>66464535
What's wrong with Booby Ryan?
>rags
>>66464684
7.25 million a year to be the first line guy
He has gotten 48, 54, and 53 points in his three years so far
Booby is overpaid and takes way too many games off
>Leave Bustlander to me
>>66464684
Sens fans hate him and I don't know why.
Bobby Ryan is one of the few hockey players out there who strives for authenticity. Extremely unpopular right now, when a few corporations dominate all media and people are inundated with "ironic" and "socially conscious" consumerism.
Can't afford to even think about being a 'real' person when I've got my smartphone apps and netflix shows to catch up on else be left out of that all important loop of idiots praising the same stupid shit over and over.
Gen X and it's ideals are even more ephemeral than the hippies who were gunna take over the world with love. Podcasting, Indie music and film was the actual crash of the wave - the high water mark.
A mockery of authenticity is the future, Bigotry, shame, and hatred for people who want to hold on to tradition, just like the French revolution it will be the guillotine for all those deemed 'establishment' while the actual establishment and status quo supporters change their tunes to superficially match the ravenous rabble too fucking stupid to realize they're all god damn fascists.
>>66464936
Whoa there charles dickens
>>66464401
Because they still have a losing record
>11 (one million) loser points
>>66464932
bustlander gets front row seat to watch real elite center to play. He should be happy.
>>66465010
Delete this
t. Gary
remember the last time the caps won the president's trophy lel
What game(s) should I watch tonight? Gonna watch Kitties-Laffs atleast but what else?
>>66465087
Avs-Bloos
>>66465087
Wild vs Blackhawks are always good games. And the threads are fast and meme friendly
Go debbies.
t. wongs
>no gamethreads
pens sabers. my thing went short
>>66465228
>>66465228
>>66465228
>>66464936
I'm using this pasta
>>66464936
Kind of reminds me of the jets millitary industrial complex autist.
>>66465296
>crossboard pasta
>>66464623
Hurricanes and BJs are in a great position to succeed. The only thing holding them back is their division. Rags and Debbies are the only teams in immediate trouble as far as the foreseeable future goes. They still have to compete with the Penguins, Caps, Islanders, and Flyers. Those teams will make it difficult for the Canes and Bjs to breakout.
Canucks are fucked though. At least the Sedin sisters will retire soon and free up some cap space. But their prospect pool is pretty weak. They've been surviving off Brian Burkes moves for too long. They have a difficult road ahead.
>>66465472
Imagine the memes when the BJs get a cup
>>66465540
Their a long way from a cup team. But I guess if the Canes can do it, anyone can.
>>66465494
Some fag made a shitty wongs habs gamethread without linking it.
>>66465472
canes are stuck with ward and BJs spent too much for saad to suck like that and I dont know how long theyre stuck with hartnell but theyre both kind of stuck in that halfway point where anything can happen
>>66465635
why do retards keep putting /hoc/ in gamethreads? he didnt even put official the newfag
>>66464623
The fuck? The canes have a decent future. The blue jackets aren't fucked nor likely to succeed. And yeah the canucks are fucking screwed LOL.
>>66465667
Ward is a fucking free agent this summer. Why do Americans insist on talking about hockey when they don't even know the smallest of details?
>>66465774
>Why do Americans insist on talking about hockey when they don't even know the smallest of details?
and you just killed the conversation well done. start talking about cucks and shit
>>66465816
>>66465816
You said something wrong, deal with it
>>66465731
at least they will still be better than the oilers
>>66465918
Oilers are one young finnish forward away from being elite.
>>66465972
Some one to play on the right side of Hall and Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl.
lel
>PENG PONGS
>Pongs getting btfo by the Sabres
Who would've thought
>>66466247
>>66466285
>kikel has no points
>>66465157
MAKE THE GAMETHREAD SENPAI
>10 mins in and literally nothing has happened
>pens have 18 sog
>sabres have 9 sog
>somehow buffalo is winning 3-0
>the city of Matthew Murray
lol seriously wtf
>>66466511
>9 SOG
>WINNING 3-0
HOLY KEK JUST
Someone post lightning Pepe shitting in the detoilet
>>66466511
ristolainen is just bullying crosby all over the ice lel.
So is the Blues are threat in the playoffs or are they gonna get bounced out in the first round?
3rd to last one
>>66466862
english please, jose
discus
>>66467046
So is the Blues a legitimate Cup contender or are they just a meme team?
>ch1raq
>>66467070
poor winterpeg
>>66467070
>Due to rounding, percentages don't always add up to 100.
What is rounding by weight?
>>66467070
>hating bill
>>66467070
I'm impressed
I don't see anything shocking
>>66467070
>Hongcouver is the best Canadian city according to professional Canadian hockey players
>>66467070
>NOTE: Due to rounding, percentages don't always add up top 100
Do they think people are retarded?
lmao, ristolainen exposed
>>66467164
Because they can always win an easy road game
>>66467070
>no one gives a fuck about Calgary either way
>>66467198
>calgary: it exists!
>>66467070
>tfw your favorite team doesn't show up once on any of the polls
>>66465087
Preds/stars are usually fun.
>>66467198
It's not a "big" city but you have a good chance of getting decent weather when you go there. Makes sense that it is neither loved nor hated
AHAHAHAHASHH DUNCSN "CANT STAND THE HEAT" KEITH
ahahhaaha pens coming back
>sabres
this meme game just keeps on memeing
wild fans chanting "we are better" at hawks.
BASED
What did she mean by this? pic.twitter.com/eBtP3GKtcH
>>66467808
why do you follow this faggot you shitposting iphone /tv/ fuck
>>66467885
>google san jose sharks
>top story
>link to guy who made gif of incident
>>66467981
no its not
>buffalel
Jesus sablels what the fuck :D
>steen back on the ice literally a minute 45s
>scars an goal
So based
>>66468150
>blowing a three point lead
larkuck just got BTFO
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>66468217
>point
>>66468215
n-not his f-fault, team is b-bad I swear!!11
KEEP YOUR HEAD UP COLLEGE BOY
Lmao Panthcucks are losing to the Laffs
i'm watching florida-leafs and i heard Nylander is supposed to be playing but i literally can't see him anywhere.
meanwhile based barky is destroying laffs.
>Detoilet losing
>>66468369
Laffs will remember that they're supposed to tank in the 3rd
>>66468384
>destroying laffs
>losing
>>66468452
just wait
https://youtu.be/IKp4gzFIzO4
Are Manitobans human?
>>66468555
>trips
checked
holy fuck does living in chiraq start to rub off on you and you act like a nigger?
>>66468555
Suspension worthy desu
>>66468555
>>66468670
>nervegas.webm
>>66468670
What a fucking dive holy shit
>>66468670
>the playoffs logo
top kek
>>66468555
>>66468670
WAKEY WAKEY
>>66468670
This one isn't quite as bad. He probably meant to just get him in the arm/stomach for slashing at his bare hand, normal retaliatory slash that got out of hand. With Coyle he pauses and then still decides to hit him in the head
>>66468555
>>66468670
Kinda surprised we don't see this more often honestly
>>66466059
Yakupov has actually looked really good there these past couple of games. Both him and Hall have that top end speed and are aggressive on the fore-check. It seems to make a pretty good combination as long as Draisaitl covers defensively and Yak can finish more often. But it would still be nice to have that prototypical power forward in the top 6. Maroon has done a good job so far, hopefully he stays healthy for a few more years.
>>66468748
HE A GUD BOY HE LOVED EDUCATION HOW HE SPOSED TO GIT HIS MONEY
>>66468774
they bring the hammer down hard on it. everyone knows its off limits
>>66468746
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebln9I-VpQk
>>66468774
Canadians are normally taught to control their sticks but Keith is a NCAA cuck that wore a cage rather than a visor
>hasb
>>66468504
>>66468890
It's still 50/50
>>66468828
he still left his skates
>>66468939
Poor barkov is getting btfo by kadri
>pierre edition
What's your favorite dirty Keith moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VK10RMnUlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XiTS8NjNao
>>66468993
More like Luongo getting btfo by Kadri
>>66469034
>head shot on matt cooke
>>66466862
Let's see:
>Strong defensive core
check
>Offensive depth
check
>Consistently good goal tending
Check
>a cursed coach who will never win another Stanley cup
Check
Nope, sorry, the Blues will never win as long as they have Hitchcuck as coach.
>>66467070
keith is gonna get a couple more votes on this next year
>>66469034
Keith is legit a smaller pronger. He's based as fuck but crosses the line sometimes.
>>66469136
cant wait for keith's heart to stop on the ice
>>66469034
Some more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-SMjhK0YMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk2etkHN3bI
>>66469103
That's my favorite too, although the Sedin hit is great because it ended the >cantpucks as a legitimate team
>>66469104
>blues
>good goaltending
Are you new or something?
>>66469160
Benn is actually based as fuck, just kept playing
>>66469227
good ol tough BC boy, same with keith
>>66469227
Benn's a nigger too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0bWTjSfz_c
>get caught with your head down
>try to start a fight
>>66469332
>!!!
KEITH A GOOD BOY HE AINT NEVER UP TO NO GOOD
>>66469332
Benn is secretly a dirty faggot
https://youtu.be/j4Dy4oIIZs8
>>66469391
For a "tough" guy he sure does love his stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iUDU_UmwQQ
>>66469332
kek hall is such a fucking pussy
keith acts like such a little bitch, no wonder his wife was fucking half the locker room, he probably beats her too
>all this anti-Jamie Benn butthurt ITT
It probably sucks to be so jealous of one of the best players in the game today.
>>66469454
false flag
>>66469467
What, you think I'm proxying?
t. actual Texasfag here
>>66468670
>>66468555
I knew I saw him somewhere else.
>>66469442
Not his job to fight after a clean hit
>>66469518
not his job to backcheck either
LEL
>>66469332
Hockey has become so pussified. Every big hit always stops the play so the pussies can touch each other and tell how much they love one another.
well as long as we're talking about good boys who dindu nuffin
>>66469454
You could have just memed about Keith instead but you chose to be bootyblasted
>a fucking car
>>66469627
![dustin-browns-wife-nicole2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d8QlAIv.jpg "dustin-browns-wife-nicole2[1].jpg")
>>66469627
There's nothing wrong with marrying a tranny
>>66469644
>says I'm bootyblasted
>I'm not the one posting about how Jamie Benn's a goon
Sounds like y'all are the real bootyblasted ones.
>>66469627
that's one of the best ones out there
>>66469685
good thing his wife has a dick, those would be the ugliest kids imaginable
Landeskog is the worst goon captain
>>66469727
t. chubby namefag pedo from minnesota
>>66469754
Their kids don't look that bad actually
>>66469200
But it is. If it wasn't than they'd have a shit GA stat. Good goalie just means he's capable of stopping the shots he should stop. Great teams don't need great goaltending, they only need their goalies to stop the outside shots and the occasional in close shot. Good teams don't allow lots of good chances against.
>>66469727
Memehawks fans are worse than Pats fans
>>66469727
blackcocks and kongs threads are impossible to enjoy with their tripfags
OK it seems Trocheck is out, Kitties comeback has been called off. I repeat, Kitties comeback has been called off
Mike Brown is Montreal's tank captain
>broons outshoot Devils 40-15
>LOSE
Misery
>>66469792
Sorry friend but youre wrong. The reason they haven't done shit is because their goaltending has always been a liability. They have one of the best defenses in the league which is why Elliot and Allen look goat in the regular season but turn into pedestrians come playoff time.
>>66469927
>Finnish goaltending
>>66469927
Remove Tuukka
what the fuck
>Keith was assessed a match penalty for intent to injure and is suspended indefinitely
is the indefinite suspension standard for ejections or is he fucked? I've never seen it worded this way
>>66469927
>Missing 3 open nets in the 3rd period down by 1
JUST
Fuck, why can't the laffs just tank properly
>>66469975
That's how match penalties work. The NHL reviews it right away and decides if a hearing is necessary.
>Islels fans booing the shooter in Shootout
No class desu.
>>66470018
yeah but its barely been any time since its happened so I'm wondering if the nhl already saw it and said suspend that faggot or if a game ejection is always a indefinite suspension until the nhl looks at it
>>66470025
thank you
>>66470038
is this your first hockey game?
Why is Tavares so trash at shootouts?
ALSO YES YES YES WIN
>>66470024
>22 SOG
>4 goals
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66470062
>>66470062
>>66470062
No, I just hate NY fans
>>66470068
plenty of elite players are
the better question is why does that fat fucking piece of shit behind the bench keep sending him in
>4 goals
>Nylander 0+0
>1 goal
>Barkov 0+1
ayyyy
>>66470091
You obviously suck cock for a hobby
>>66470105
too true, crapuano needs to get out pronto
>>66470105
>plenty of elite players are
lmao elitep layers aren't bad at anything stop E!SPN memeing
>>66470137
well shootout isn't hockey so it's all good
>still technically not as bad as the laffs
/HOC/
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
CLAP FOR YOUR 2016-17 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS AND
FEEL
THE
POWER
>>66470147
>>66470018
>>66469981
>>66469727
look at all the deleted posts it was chubs lmao
>>66470185
What an asshole
eichel fucking sucks on breakaways.
>>66470311
LEL
what a fucking cuck
>>66470319
Looks more like the nuts to me
Hey Evan, don't post /hoc/ memes on Facebook
>>66470185
Fucker had it coming
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>66470467
>mfw Niemi gives up 15 goals a game
KIKEL A BUST
I really like it when the Blues do well.
>>66470068
>getting poke checked in the shootout
>by cam fucking ward
also one of two things are going to happen to >us this april
a) detroit passes us and philly ends up leapfrogging us in the last game of the season when we lose to them in regulation
b) we're swept by Washington/Tampa in the first round
B
I
ALLAHU HATRICK
t. Nazeem
>florida empties their net on fucking TORONTO
>5-2
>>66470464
I cannot believe the team sent Prust down after doing the Nucks a solid like that. Also
Sharks @ Canucks
>>66470591
>>66470591
>>66470591
>>66470560
maybe the cats win the divison, then I want the first WC more than the 3rd seed
When will the mods leave me alone, dudes? Just absolutely relentless.
reminder that matt murray has never ever given up a goal in a shootout in the NHL
>>66470698
just stop posting, its not like anyone actually likes your posts anyway.
i'm just getting an information to my ear that Puljujärvi and Laine had asked their friend Barkov to tank this game because they don't want to end up in the Laffs.
Good guy Florida desu
FINLAND DESTROYING HAWKS
MUAHAHAHAHAH
>>66470977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SS8Pnmrok
Press F
>>66471086
Want some toasted ravs too?
>>66471086
ONE OF US
>Bruins lose
>Wongs lose
pens postgame is anyone cares
https://www.nhl.com/penguins/video/live-penguins-postgame/t-277437428/c-42169303
>panthlels
>Detoilet
>Bombston
>Detoilet
>two more games played than Philly
>tied in points
they are so fucked lol
>>66471281
The Empire were the good guys, so your pic is fitting.
So the Memehawks window has officially shut
>>66471086
F(ire Roy)
Kadri with the Jihaty. Would have loved to see someone throw a turban on the ice.
>>66471527
seriously this. its a bunch of hippie jedis against order trying to make everyone live efficiently in a connected world that wants to prosper
>wongs are actually going to miss the playoffs
wow
Is it possible for both the wongs and the bruins to miss the playoffs?
The Befuddled and Blighted Hovel that is Boston:
Blues
Blackhawks
Canes
>wongs
Senators
The Dilapidated and Disheveled Shantytown of Detroit:
Wild
Maple Leafs
Flyers
>bruins
Rangers
I do believe it is indeed possible for them to both be relegated to the AHL. They are so bad I can't even meme on the Rangers or the Maple Leafs in good conscience.
>>66471585
good or bad they are still losers
kek
Is 4chanX broken again?
The Wongs are actually going to miss the playoffs. Jesus.
discuss
Can we all agree that the shithawks will never win another Stanley cup?
Très bien, Habs
>>66471669
i take this information and process it with the facts we already know and come to the conclusion that Pens suck in the 1st and 3rd periods.
>>66471628
no. restart browser
>>66471669
fast teams destroy other teams in the second period and smart teams are able to make the quick first intermission strategy changes. pens are fast as fuck
>>66471628
Probably, what's happening?
>>66471712
Y doe
>>66471712
I have several times and reinstalled it. There's no setting buttons in the corner, reset timer in the bottom right, etc.
