Sharks 42-28-6
Nucks let's just say I'm ordering my Matthews jersey
Nucks are current holders of the NHL Crap Mantle, somewhat unlikely to relinquish it tonight
GET IN HERE
>rags
are the sharks a sure thing
REIM TIME
>>66470616
>rags
>blots
you fagitos better beat us
also ty for the thread lolitrolu, its been a while
>>66470850
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR DRINKING
>>66470684
This year is our year, baby.
>>66471054
>implying it can possibly be the shorks' year when every year is Vancouver's year
>>66471564
I wasn't talking about the Matthews lottery
>>66471662
But clearly the Matthews lottery is the real prize this year, as opposed to some random trophy that gets awarded every 52 weeks
>tfw the Nucks pick #2
MATTHEWS
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>>66471879
>canucks finally shit enough to pick in the top 3
>top 3 is all american and finnish busts
JUST
Who else but the captain?????
POLAK BTFO
RIP
Cheap hit.
>Virt murdering Polak for no reason
>have to play him again tomorrow when he'll be at peak mad
this is not going to go well
>Literally embarrassed by a 19 year old plug
>The city of Polak
>>66472740
>tfw Nucks draft some Finn and all Nucks gamethreads fill with Finnposting
polak really loves getting blown the fuck out by rookies
>>66471879
>tfw Nucks get cucked by the lottery and draft 4th
HOLY SHIT
HIGGINS BACK AND BRINGING THE ONE GUARANTEED HIG PER NIGHT
VIRT SACRIFICING HIS LIFE TOMORROW FOR THE NUCKS TONIGHT when we're trying to tank
FUCK IT LET'S GET HIGGY WIT IT
>sh0rks
fuck you guys
>worst face-offs in the league
SAVE US MANNY!
>>66472841
>Polak, 2nd murderous hitter in the league
>gets hit shoulder to shoulder by a 19 (NINETEEN) year old
>lies on the ice dying
is Polak a meme or is Virt a bonafide le-hit-hard-but-no-score-man?
>>66473110
Bretty cheap hit senpai
LISTEN YOU SHARK BASTARDS
YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING >SHORK HERE
YOU'VE PULLED THIS SHIT BEFORE, DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THAT EDMONTON STREAK YOU BROKE AT THE START OF LAST SEASON
WE NEED TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STANDINGS AND IF YOU FUCKERS BLOW IT TONIGHT FRANKLY I CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS
>>66473110
Virt, if he survives Polak's retribution tomorrow, confirmed for a teenage wrecking ball on skates
Now let's hope the shorks don't shork so I can order that Matthews jersey
>>66473216
this
fucking shork fucks
hello canafriends
>Joe Thornton nominated for Masterton
What for? Playing despite a broken soul?
>>66473283
hello my shorkbro
>>66473184
It's hella late, I know, but it's funny watching how he basically died on the ice getting hit square in the shoulder. Virtanen is 19 and he killed a man by hitting him in the shoulders. Virtanen didn't even recoil from that hit.
>>66473237
Nice to see you back, bruhbruh.
Hope we steal that 1st overall from the Oilers to prevent them from getting their 10th 1st in 3 years and the >laffs.
>>66473320
>and the >laffs.
Yes. Robbing the laffs of joy and hope is the last consolation of this trainwreck season.
>tfw keep getting stuck in 3rd world countries with no reliable internet access
nevar 4get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js-sT6Coe4c
BACK TO BASEMENT
WE MATTHEWS NOW
DYNASTY
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>>66473410
>Sound of Silence getting played over someone being sad is the "Batman Meme"
>>66473570
This world isn't worth saving
>>66473741
that prank is surely a COINCIDENCE!
>>66473786
BASED RIEMER
>>66473991
>plays well when not on the laffs
based indeed
>MCCAN'T
>>66474034
>LE CANT WIN A FACEOFF MAN
>>66474076
>LE CAN'T WIN A GAME TEAM
>>66474034
>>66474076
>le score 5 goals in the first 10 games and disappear for the rest of the season man
>>66474206
>tfw Sutter being dead all year forced the kids into roles they were completely unsuited for
Even if they got the wrong guy this time, Bartkowski is still a tank god
>>66474286
>the Oilers model of forcing kids to play games they're not supposed to and getting burned every fucking night
WE GOT THIS ONE
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STAYING IN THE 67 CLUB FOR ANOTHER DAY LADS
> Dat boy Logan Couture
WEW
WE'RE picking #1
WE'RE picking #1
>>66474307
>becoming the new Oilers
no god please no
posting rarest pepe to avoid
woo!
2nd last in the NHL!
thanks refferinos!
lel wingels just can't help selling those crushing Daniel Sedin hits
Sharks are soft
First round exit
Window has closed
>>66474307
What is this?
>>66474385
Better to see a team bow out in the first round after giving a proper go in the playoffs than to deal with the amount of cuckoldry you sad Canakucks are willing to put up with.
>>66474409
was doing it 4-3 a "proper go"?
try to say cuck a few more times
>>66474409
>it was 3-0
>>66474409
We have won a grand total of three playoff games since SCF Game 5. This is fine by me
COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66474437
That series was shit, but I don't think the Sharks will exit like that this time thanks to DeBoer's improved defensive tactics.
Have fun with your American or Finn prospect. Soon enough, all you'll have left are Swedes and Ruskies since no American or Canadian with dignity wants to play in Canada.
P.S.
> Dat Couture hatty in your house.
>>66474515
>n-not t-this time heh-heh
Yes, every time forever. You are the american canucks.
>>66474515
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
This thread seems like a good place to ask.
Can any of you Americans/Canadians/Brits point me in the direction of an online store that you trust which sells hockey skates and will ship to Australia? The local selection is either shithouse or overpriced because ice skating isn't really a thing here.
>>66474552
try the general m8
>>66474552
Only order online if you are 100% sure of your size, as they vary brand to brand. Go to whatever shit store you have and confirm this. If I have to order, total hockey is pretty good about selection/price, don't know about international shipping though. Same with hockey giant, hockey monkey, ice warehouse, discount hockey.
>>66474552
Hockey Monkey is pretty good, especially if you're a bit cash strapped and looking for a good deal.
