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#lifegoals edition
Comfy international break week sub-edition
Old thread: >>66262985
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
nice pic
im from the future and man city win 6-2
whats a /bet/ without a tip
>>66301351
I am frometh the past and even I doth detect the distinct stench of bullshit emanating from this text
Estonia better deliver for us today. Getting embarrassed telling my friends and family I'm from /bet/.
>>66301351
ends 0-0
Spuds unders
44444444
Need to bankroll something
>>66301690
Manchester City tbqh la.
that was quick
>>66301477
Under 3.5? :)
Flamurtari Vlore +1.75 AH @ 1.96
SBOBET LIVE
LARGE! Pmsl at the trader who priced this up.
>>66301885
+1.5 at 1.9
large!
ALBANIA SUPERLIGA Running
0 : 0
1H 9'
KF Tirana
FK Kukesi
FK Kukesi handicap 0 at 2.33
Value up to 1.8 odds tbqh.
>>66301885
>not on bubblegums
>>66301972
>is in Asia
>complains it is not in his bubblegum of choice
Belenenses already winning
Tears if you didn't follow
>>66301885
>trader pricing up games which are in asia
reback tottenham?
>>66301885
>>66301915
>>66301955
F R A U D
PMSL.
Fake Albania such a fraud. Tipping bwin and fonbet specials and wants £30 a month but when it comes to asia he gets gobbled up within seconds.
>>66302523
>>66302718
>full time
But you are right, I don't see any point to continue tipping here tbqh.
Enjoy your shit /bet/ with mainstream shite.
Hey guys here's another one.
>Benfica HT
>Braga FT
@2
Follow if want. But I'm pretty good with portuguese games.
>>66302773
What happened to your tt?
>>66302838
It's shit interface, cba to tip there to mongs like >>66302718
>>66302523
>>66302868
waa waa goo wah
>>66302838
He realised it's easier to tip rball shite and bubblegum bets on here rather than proving himself on a tipping site where you can't hide anything (unless you're euan)
how the fuck is Notre dame @ 2.01 against a 14-seed nobody??
>>66302868
>wants to go paid
>can's hack tipping losers
You are going to hit some losers when you aren't tipping bubblegum misprices.
>>66302975
1111111111111111111
Clueless mong.
>mfw barca ml is about to ruin my acca
>>66302958
CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS?
>>66302901
>can't hide anything
>What are unverified tips?
If anything is fraudulent, it's TT
This tipstertube thingy sure looks pretty. Glad to join you guys .
>thingy
>>66303090
I don't know how reliable it is but it looks legit, there's a site called Kenpom that does some statistical analysis on the teams and ranks them and they have SFA at 24th best and Notre Dame 38th best - http://kenpom.com/
>>66303116
If he tips something dodgy on TT I will notice
Inplay2g wants 4/10 on spurs -0.5
>>66303290
but he's shit
thanks for posting >tipper leaks tho
Cheeky on Bournemouth + city double @555
>>66303522
Wins desu
This is the pitch Cerro-Nacional will be at
U2.5 at evens is absolute value
>>66301955
>>66301955
111111111111111
Fucking faggots who doubted me.
>>66303957
doesnt look *that* bad desu
>>66303957
Belgrano-Velez Sarsfield played on a worse pitch yesterday and it finished 3-2
>>66304021
>tottenham winning
>manu winning
My 5 game acca is btfo by Neverton not being able to score a 1 (ONE) goal
Btts neverton-arselel
Leicester win
Tottenham win
Manu win
Btts southampton - liverlel
Anyone know where I can /bet/ on The Trumpening?
Preferably bitcoins.
>>66304108
Send me as many BTC as you like and I will send you back 4 times as many if he wins.
>>66304108
Unless you have a time machine too its pointless getting on now
>>66304080
thanks for tipping
>>66304044
Forgot to say that if you include both teams' performances with the pitch it's value
Nacional is resting some players and in the las 10 matches in that pitch scored like 4 goals, while Cerro's coach is extremely defensive
Evens is value
>>66301885
3-1. You seem to have forgotten to update us on this one.
>>66304067
>starting strikers are coke bottles
UNDERS A LOCK
>>66304108
Odds not even worth it
>>66304167
So, so much on this
>>66304290
>implying being about 8 feet tall won't give them a massive advantage in the air
Tears desu
Belenenses up by two
>>66304108
S_U_M_S?
Try directbet.eu, though odds are pretty dire
>>66304239
Yes, my bad. Thanks for the heads up :)
Pmsl at this Albanian freak
>>66304337
And they're black. Both teams CBs are sprite bottles, they're gonna get cucked
>>66304167
>4-3 in the last game
idk man
I know it's a different pitch but still
tfw Euan is jynxing my tips again
derby unders are SO SO easy
>followed Big_Al but he didn't follow back
Should I kill myself?
>>66304840
>didn't follow him
>he followed me
>>66302786
Where do you bet my portuguese friend?
>>66304343
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Wonder how much Big_Al makes from Tipstertube.
>>66305474
Makes? B-but we're BEATING the BOOKIES together
HOW LONG B4 ICELAND CUP IS TIPPED ON TT
>>66305525
there it is
>>66305173
Tondela are gay and mean.
I was almost right
Dread to think how hard I'll have to test Portugal's chin if Benfica overs doesn't come in tbqh.
>>66305819
don't worry I'm a pro
>Zyzz going paid
tears!
>Mackers
Tears.
/bet/ setting up again in our last match in the 4CC
HI GUA IN
tez formation manager lad
Portugal gonna have a bad day if I find him
Fucking hell BENFICA! Stop playing so fucking shitty!
Of all motherfucking days..
Fuck
This
Shit
Give /bet/ your power
http://www.hitbox.tv/oldmansou
>>66306584
>Betting on games being played in 3rd World Countries.
>Not expecting fixing and corruption.
>Estonian proxyfag
>>66306707
yeah I'm with this guy.
It wasn't my fault.
I'm not a witch
>>66306707
Go bet on kangoroo fights
Hope this Estonian cunt needs to start playing real fucking formations
>>66306836
I'm not sure he has ever seen football before. He certainly hasn't played PES or seen the 4CC before.
>Leaving medals on the bench
>Spend 10 minutes making subs and adjusting tactics
>concede again within 2 minutes
Comedy gold desu
Can we vote on the next team, Estonian man please? Our campaign is fucked.
Sack this estonian fraud
>>66306990
He won't have another campaign until the next /sp/ manager is sacked so at least a few months but most likely a year or more.
Do i cash out on my 3 fold of
Celta WIn - Valencia (W)
Villareal - Barcelona Draw (W)
Real - Sevilla Draw
Pls adv
JEWSSSSSS
IDS HABEENING
>>66307035
But dont we have more games tonight?
>>66307086
This is the last group stage game, unless we win by 2 we are out.
>>66307043
>Real Draw
what are you doing mane
you're lucky af Barca was too stupid to win
>>66307086
>>66307095
But either way it will be too late to change the team
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
THREE MORE
>There are people in here not witnessing the greatest comeback in the history of virtual divegrass
>>66307133
then fill me in plex
>tune in
>/bet/ concedes
>>66307100
Aletico lost
Barcelona drew
When one of these drop points usually Real does aswell
>6-3
Estonian fraud out
rip /bet/
>>66307274
Y-y-you can't fire me, I-I quit.
Devils ML and Caps/Pens over 5.
>>66307304
Honestly m8 it made for a great match and that was all that matters.
>>66307043
Yes, seville are going to do Madrid here.
>>66307043
Yes rm will be refballrd to a win tonight based on barca drawing
Starting to doubt they'll be three goals in this Benfica match tbqh lads.
>>66307325
>we got robbed 6p yesterday, so that's what I was aiming for, while playing muh mentum :/
Still sucks tho, sorry I let you guys down ;_;
>>66307378
*There'll
heads completely gone today
fiver on serena
>Gary
>>66307439
tears
>Portugal
Shouldn't have even been once tbqh
ALT!
BOL!
>the "mighty" benfica
>>66308150
11111111111
>>66308150
:^)
>>66308138
SMACKED
Real 1-1 FT score
Bet your 2nd house on it
>>66308138
on so massive, thanks anon
Need to win something real bad
Cerro 1 Nacional 0
Feel bad because Nacional lost and is compromised in the tournament, but at least the tip was good
>>66308423
So so so large
>>66308618
MUMS. Cheers m8
1k on Mackers tip
shaking so much
Mopped up all the value. Cheers Mackers.
Mackers really does move lines eh, lids?
>>66308812
What are you on? Were you on Fas U20 earlier?
>>66308618
thanks man, come back soon
>>66308830
Nothing, just memeing. No.
PSG -1
Topping up on Universitatrio Beni +0.75 AH
James Mckeown added 2 new photos.
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>>66308743
Why shaking? Doesn't Mackers always win?
>>66309748
>consistently profitable
>muh altitude
pmsl
>>66309781
yes, basically free money
Why are sevilla so shit this game?
>>66309963
they're homebabbies
>>66309963
yet to win away all season in all comps if i remember rightly
What is PSG fucking doing?
>>66310163
they have already won the league fa m
>>66310213
lel
should I jump on a draw bet?
down insane from mackers 0-0
>tfw Mackers loses yet another bolivia bet
When will he ever learn
>>66310251
kek lucky me
>>66310163
>betting on a team who has already won the league
the performances always drop, they know full well no one cares if they get a record points total or anything
Bayern's performances always dip when they have it confirmed
If anything it may actually wake them up now
>not cashing out of the Mackers bet to lose nothing
>people still keep backing Aurora
Tears.
>>66308890
>>66308890
>>66308890
S H A K I N G
Topped up a bit too much on this tbqh.
>>66310482
>>66310517
But the A L T I T U D E will take effect soon, r-right?
>>66310599
Value was on +0.75 after Mackersbots smashed the lines.
>>66310641
I'm on U1.0 and Draw and X2 from about 10 min ago.
>>66310599
B..b.but the Al..Altitude.. ~
if imt or clg lose i literally cant even afford a rope to hang myself
Mackers on the floor
11111111111111
le Altitude bet ;)
chasing losses by putting 10x my stake on draw @1.1 in injury time
am I /shrewd/
>>66310921
Pmsl
>>66310887
Brush your teeth and off to bed. Me and the Albanian are aftertiming taking value bets.
>>66310921
i approve of this technique
>>66310921
TEARS IF YOU DIDNT GET ON
>>66310975
Actually, tbf he did say at the time
>>66310887
Go to bed Jimmy!
Maybe your tenner will win tomorrow!
Thanks for the money lids, truly appreciate it!
>>66310993
Ain't you gonna twitch on Fjolnir (W) -1.75?
Up in Asia as well.
>>66310997
What's your roll?
>>66311077
Pmsl they started on a DNB
>>66311077
No. Not really my thing.
>suddenly /bet/ is quiet after le altitude bet lost
kekerino, imagine if it won.
Here is a free tip that is guaranteed to win lids.
Fjolnir (W) -1.75 Asian handicap.
Take your lost money back!
Returned from the Sunday service at the church. Feeling bulletproof, wtb?
so lay psg every match for rest of season?
>>66311207
666666666666666666666
how can one man be so shrewd?
Can't stop, won't stop winning tbqh.
>>66311223
Dobry Jezu a nasz Panie
estudiantes merida 0.0 lump on big
>>66311368
No fucking way. Suspended as it was processing the bet. Gotta go fast next time I guess
>altitude
lmfao
>>66311245
Just when they play decent teams
What are some NBA tips tonight lads?
>>66311612
bet the one with the most blacks
Ausclick causing me to beat my wife's kids in fits of rage when they didn't really do much wrong. fml.
>>66311612
I'm on the Boston/Philly under and thats it tonight
S H A K I N G
hurr durr this team scored 5 goals so -1.75 must be value
>>66311960
Watch it end 7-0 mong.
>>66311994
I'm large on u7.5 and u8
>>66312037
>aftertiming
How nice of you. You must be fun at parties.
>>66311844
wtb?
>>66312067
:^)
@Betting_Simply
Wtf is this?
>>66312335
Couple of little rats
Game in 5 minutes: Kansas to beat Toronto & BTTS @ 4,0
>>66312335
>Betting_Simply
>placing and taking bets min 1$/£ max 10$/£ payout within 24 hours and all bets confirmed in dm 17 y/o cr7 is hero using ps4 and supporting psv
A penny punting slug who is also a Ronaldo fan so probably gay too.
>>66311248
You mean to reply to this post? >>66311158
>>66312420
Taking him to the cleaners lad
Reminder that Euan is also Manchester United's Italian right back
>>66313289
What for lid?
>>66307324
>chasing loses edition
Who /DAC/ here?
>>66313458
Literally all of us long term
Who /Altitude/ here?
Pixel punting Tauro FC 0 asian @2.075
>>66313552
Speak for yourself :^)
>>66313641
>I'm Euan
>I lie on the internet
>>66313727
>I'm anon
>I'm a jealous permadac seething slug
>>66313429
Colorado look good against the oilers, or at least less bad
>>66313641
This tbqh
Started with 30 bucks
Up to well over 800
>>66316916
They were talking long term, lad.
Consistent profit over years, not a few good weeks/months which may be aberrations.
Is it possible to make money with blackjack? how? do you have any guides?
>>66318187
Google counting cards blackjack.
Possible to get a very small edge over the house with counting cards and using perfect play and staking.
>>66318301
There's a reason casinos don't give two shits about everyone knowing about counting cards
>>66318543
Of course.
You will be making peanuts unless you have a huge starting bankroll and even then the casinos will just exclude you.
>>66318576
Besides, things like shuffle tracking give you a much bigger advantage. If you are lucky enough not to land on an auto-shuffle of course.
>>66318650
Yeah I always considered suffle tracking part of my counting system.
Haven't played for years (around the time my local casino changed the tables to dealer hits S17).
>>66318777
This is the thing though - you need so many variables to be right for blackjack strategies to be effective. The strategies that you need to practise for weeks to get them down perfect.
I mean, you make more safer money at a McDonalds mopping floors with much less time input.
>>66318187
If you want to gamble, buy ETH and hope it skyrockets
>>66318849
Agree with your first point.
I did make a decent amount of money at the casinos as a student, and the environment is better than cleaning up people's filth at McDonalds :^).
However, now that I have a real job it would no longer be worth it.
finally got skrill to work
what is THE bet today /bet/?
Not gonna place a single bet today, TEZ
1111111111
>>66321449
GABOOOOOOOM
Trondheims
>>66318898
Dont listen to this shill, ETH pump and dunp is over.
Anyone buying for 10$ is retarded.
>>66321725
>>66318898
Crypo "investing" is like trying to take on a Rossy boy that is 100x more powerful than the BIG BOYS OF BETFAIR. You wont win.
>>66321735
You can win if you get on the boat early enough.
ETH was 2-3$,whales pumped that shit up to 15$. Dump is long over.
Reminder that this 14-fold @3.16 is the bet of the year
>>66321790
>You can win on football if you bet on the wining team.
>Man U were 3/1 and won 1-0. Tears if you werent on
>>66321806
>getting on anything over 1.1
>>66321817
That 9 fold is still free money friendo
Can this filthy bookie operative fuck off already?
Euan is such a piece of shit. I know all about him but I feel sorry for the ones who don't and continue to be ripped off by him.
Absolutely abhorrent amounts on Cruz, giving up gambling if he doesn't get the nomination
but he will LOL
>>66321725
>>66321735
This is why I said "gamble", whales could stay for another media hype
>>66321806
Who fucks it up this time?
>this was three years ago
fuck me
"the house always wins"
>>66322542
Actually, that's not the one I wanted to post, that was this one
GABOOOOOOOOOM
been limited on 365, where do i go now lads?
>>66322827
To the morgue
>>66301290
how much is the most you've ever seen anyone win in /bet/
>>66322992
On one game/event?
A few thousand, maybe 30k
is there a bigger leech than al?
https://tipstertube.com/post/36646
Epic write up lol
HUGE on Vikingur Olafsvik
Keflavík have decent team but most of the team are heavy drinkers and were extremely intoxicated on friday, saturday and sunday. They made a "tenging" on both saturday and sunday and my info tells me that they also had a "afréttari" today. They will be hungover as fuck in todays match and wont perform. Dont see them scoring more than 3 goals here.
Game is played in Reykjaneshöll where Keflavík have been strong but the svifryksmengun there has had bad influence on the Keflavík players so most of them have asthma. Therefore their form is really dire. They wont be running full force the whole 90 minutes here because if you're hungover as fuck and have asthma you cant run for 90 minutes straight.
3 best players from Keflavík team have recently been bought by the Valur team and wont play here today. Keflavík will field a striker in the goal. Will also have a 11 year old in the right back and a 40 year old in the left back. Purisevic JR will tear them apart.
>>66323407
>They wont be running full force the whole 90 minutes here because if you're hungover as fuck and have asthma you cant run for 90 minutes straight thats a cold hard fact.
>I shout 'tips' so it doesn't make me more negative
>>66323439
is this the womens game?
