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Old thread: >>66223772
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Post (you)r mainstream bets for the day.
Everton +0.5 is THE bet
https://youtu.be/vNN1KmSH7Dk?t=12
Thread theme
>>66262985
why are you guys so racist?
/bet/ is the last bastion against subhuman degeneracy
Leicester 0 asian. Is it a bookies trap?
>>66263019
probably because pakis and niggers have very few redeeming qualities
Just lost my multi because broncos are scumbags
>>66263071
>muh elite defense
fucking raiders and broncos choke artists
Hate when impressionable teens come across /pol/, and begin to spout their memes on other boards. Please stay in your cesspool
>>66263083
t. achmed al bomba
>>66263083
>it's a reddit tries to pretend it's in the majority and most people have no problem with muslims episode
these are the worst
>>66263083
Pmsl the worst thing is that this greasy little fascist mong is a mainstream mug, bet he works in Tesco lmao
>>66263083
t. chav who makes no contribution to the system and complains about immigrants just to feel good about himself
>>66263106
>reeee anyone who doesn't agree with me is from Reddit
But you're the silent majority, right? Trump ebin meme :DDD
Prepare for a day of 0 tips
>>66263125
hope you pay some taxes on your winnings you spotty little limp poof, wouldn't want to be in the same tax bracket as those evil multnationals pmsl
>>66263136
>reeee anyone who doesn't agree with me is from /pol/
tears
>>66263139
What's the problem with that? You wouldn't happen to be a little sixth former dying to be spoonfed, would you?
>>66263142
Of course I don't, silly boy.
>>66263136
Hahaha comrade
Feel the Bern xD
>>66263155
Yes, Problem?
>>66263176
1 out of 2
This one image BTFO of the entire leftist movement.
Japan U19 Women
-0.5
@2.1
>>66263188
that's racist as fuck
also it's much easier for whites to do test like these when they get to study and shit while blacks have to actaully work hard every day just to feed their families unlike whites who can walk to government facility and request welfare
>>66263197
444444444444
>>66263188
Keked at scaling it to population size. As if the amount of niggers is relevant for the point it's trying to make.
>>66263248
b-but my Swansea/Leicester/West Brom accie can't lose! They're all playing teams worse than themselves! I've got an edge!
>>66263248
I fit four of these and can guarantee I am far shrewder than you will ever be.
How coincidental is it that these edgy right-wing memes are made just when the accy punting students fill up /bet/.
PURE COINCIDENCE - as the anti-semites would say.
>>66263266
how big is your roll?
>>66263248
define low test
>>66263266
Ok BT
>>66263266
This desu,
>>66263248
I made £30 off of a £20 stake last weekend backing Watford at 0-1 up. Bet you didn't do that. Paid my transport costs to uni for a week.
I fit 4 of your factors and I can profit off mainstream because I am shrewed enough.
>No official /bet/ weekend accy
The next three posts to reply to this with mainstream bets will be our official accie
>>66263083
Agreed.
I'm pretty right wing myself but seeing teenagers visit /pol/ and use their buzzwords at every opportunity is pretty cringe. These are inherently unarticulate people. That's a disaster in a political sense, not they have the capability to ever change anything except their pissbottles
>>66263305
Leicester +0.5
>>66263305
westham +0.5
>>66263305
WHU +1
>>66263305
west brom sw
went from 15 quid to 30 quid to 5p on the bet365 fruit slots lads
>>66263321
>>66263326
>>66263332
>>66263336
The official accie is, then
Leicester +0.5
West Ham +0.75
West Brom SW
@6.25
>>66263366
What is .5 or .75?
>>66263378
+0.5 is basically Leicester double chance
+0.75 is West Ham half refund if they lose by 1 goal
>>66263317
>unarticulate
why are leftists incapable of correct spelling?
>>66263389
Where do u get that market
>>66263401
Why are kippers incapable of reading?
Clearly said he was a conservative, but even the neocons are liberals nowadays to you dullards
>>66263480
>kippers
i'm a hardcore labour voting paki mate
Hougang favs now. Said in last thread they should be. Horrible thread this. Hope you all get banned. Won't be back until there is a new thread tbqh
>>66263537
That's what happens when kids try to merge a toxic board with a thread dedicated to something entirely else
http://strawpoll.me/7121891
http://strawpoll.me/7121891
http://strawpoll.me/7121891
YES OR NO LADS?
>>66263628
ye, gwan
>>66263628
waah waah goo goo wii wii
feed us senpai
Hello, newfag here
My friend recommended to me matched betting. I still can't get my head around it. Is it as fool-proof as he says it is?
>>66263650
Gimme your account details I'll do it for you buddy
>>66263650
It can be, my mate earns about 800 a month doing it... He does it across 2 accounts for all the sites though and spends a fair amount of time doing it. He made over 800 on Cheltenham alone last week, all absolutely risk free
>>66263670
Cheltenham was WORLD
>>66263666
trips of truth
>>66263670
I don't get it though. If it's so infallible, why doesn't everyone do it? There's gotta be a reason, right?
>>66263684
A friend of a friend works for a medium sized bookie, apparently at the moment all bonuses for the rest of the year are cancelled and the bosses are suicidal. He says the office has been like a funeral all week
>>66263699
It becomes quite time consuming once you've done the easy sign up offers and you need a big roll if you want to make serious money off it long term. Also it's a hell of a lot to keep track of, the aforementioned friend who does it successfully has spreadsheets and notes coming out of his ass to keep track of all of his bets and money
>>66263699
Because people, you included, are too stupid to understand it even though it's a simple concept.
>>66263650
Some cunt online does it. His profit log says he's made 14k since Jan '14, so you could as well, if you have the lay monies.
2222222222222
leftist student mongoloids missing ANOTHER bet
>>66263765
nice pixel hunting
>>66263733
No, my mother told me I'm smart.
>>66263786
awwwww tearz you clueless seething little limp poofter
>>66263704
I don't know much about horses but we won some free tickets at work, I put £200 on betfair (thoroughly expecting to lose it) and left with £690
I've got a mate who tips for a newspaper and he got BTFO while I made lots of money, top kek.
Euan pls comeback, we'll report the trolls. Just don't leave us
Someone post a tinder screenshot or two and we'll have the >he does it for free man here in a sec
How much you up from it then lids? +£1.2k myself.
>>66263855
What have the tories done to stop non-white immigration?
>>66263855
All pictures should pertain to sporting images.
Reported :)
vote for new thread or not
>>66263624
>>66263880
tears you little seething slimeball.
daily reminder that /pol/ is ALWAYS uac
>>66263855
reported, fuck off ruining the thread with infantile politics chat
Was no one else seriously on the large? I thought you leftist student mongs were meant to be shrewdies :^)
>>66263924
>if no one is spoonfeeding me the thread is worthless
code red code red
>>66263947
forgot your Albanian proxy lad
>>66263938
just dont care about this left/right politics shit, i'm here to bet. something is psychologically wrong with you that you can't separate your weird political fixations from everything else, it's a fucking betting thread and you're going on about whether left or right-wing people are better at betting. get help
Used to include Bundesliga, La Liga, Ligue 1 & Serie A
cunts
>eplel
>ayy-league
>top leagues
>>66263957
Hope the mods wipe him out. Bloke is on damage control and single handedly ruining the thread with his politics polarization
>>66263967
It says top Euro leagues -_-
>>66263967
England isn't in Europe m8
>there are people in these threads who don't think the leeching and requests for spoonfeeding are inherently connected to the limp student mindset
wew
>>66263957
/bet/ has always had right wing OP images. The only issue here was some effeminate sperg decided to throw a hissy fit and make an issue of it.
Get over it you perma-DAC poof
>>66264042
When they graduate and realise no one in the real world gives a shit about their 2:1 in an arty farty humanities subject they'll have to do some growing up.
Why do you think older people are conservative? They've decades of life experience, they know how the world works. People still in academia are told that they are special, unique and priceless despite the fact nothing could be further from the truth. They're pampered and made never to fail. Over inflated sense of importance.
The current crop of young people grow up in the safest, healthiest, most advanced and open to opportunity world that has ever existed. And what do they do? Whinge about it. It's a soft generation.
Add to this the fact that the only foreigners they ever come into contact with are wealthy ones, so they think "these Muslims can't be such bad people." They don't listen to polling stats; they don't listen to surveys; they don't listen to evidence. It's why you'll find conservative mindsets among STEM graduates. Numerate degrees, hence they know the value of evidence over anecdote. These people will get there eventually. Unfortunately it may be too late by then.
>>66264107
How's your plumbing apprenticeship going?
>>66264126
kek
>>66264126
Good thanks, unclogged your mother's workings last night.
>>66264107
Sooooooo.......what was the bet?
>>66264135
Conservative majority next Parliament
>>66264132
Just not possible, mums too busy getting fucked by Tory disability cuts
>>66264153
>Government spending at an all time record high
>CUTS CUTS SAVAGE TORY CUTS
Kurt '1 tip a month' Drago
>>66264158
KEK
>actually believing the slimeys on the front bench
>>66264192
http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/total_spending_2016UKbn
Don't let facts get in the way of a good little rant, though.
What is it with you people and your persistent denial of reality? Government spending has never been so high. Your idea of 'cuts' is an increase in spending. You don't live in the real world.
zzzzzzz
wtb? these mugs need to take their argument to /pol/, what's so hard to understand that this is a betting thread neutral on politics? Always some pretentious mug living in a council estate that has to subtly pass his political views in the thread edition and starts a mess.
>>66264181
good post
>>66264212
t. shelf stacker and self described "the believer" of his ladbrokes betting group of friends.
Praying bird is right
>>66264212
/bet/ has never been neutral on politics you dull summer student
>>66264255
This. Betting is inherently right wing because it's essentially a competition and free market of information. If your informationis better than the average, it prevails and hence you win money. If it is ill informed, you lose.
>>66264247
This.
What is THE bet?
>>66264316
West Ham AH, they haven't lost a match against the big teams all season
>>66264300
Also hoping they don't void
>>66264338
Stands.
>>66264316
/bet/ accie is:
Leciester DC
West Ham +0.75
West Brom SW
>>66264348
Unless 365 voids
>>66263019
The poor lower classes are very bitter.
>>66264107
talking big sense pal
>>66264429
?
This post doesn't make sense
Any good e-sport bets going on?
>>66264537
Yes
Cheeky fiver on Chester @5.25
Who /betacca/ here
>>66264472
You clearly fell for the capitalism is exclusively a right-wing meme. Have you even read UKIP's economic policy?
>>66264500
this post reeks of a person who can't write a rebuttal and is resorting to ad hominem replies
>>66264600
Yes. I don't see your point, though.
>>66264599
Yup
>>66264680
You n me gonna be up MUMS (massive sums meme), bloke.
>>66264576
help a lad out?
>>66264281
>Betting is inherently right wing
errr
> If your informationis better than the average, it prevails and hence you win money.
Fucking hell. I mean betting is an example of a free market because it is, well, a market- the more demand there is for a bet the worse the odds get.
But the delusion to think 'i win coz i is smart' is ridiculous, the only way your information would enable you to consistently win would be if the bet was a fix- which would be against the very principles of a free market.
MUMS
>>66264352
Reckon Chelsea will get the win today. Before the Everton match they were playing good football, they've also nothing else to focus on apart from salvaging a CL/EL spot. Best of luck
>>66265258
1 in, all in. Personal options don't matter now. Ride together, we die together, /bet/ 4 life.
over 3.5 cards, Chelsea v West ham @ 1.9
Wtleastlottob
>>66264860
>the only way your information would enable you to consistently win would be if the bet was a fix
you are utterly thick
Bayern -1 AH @ 1.625
What's the trick in here?
>>66265790
played 120 mins midweek
Peter Webb seems a lovely bloke tbqh
>>66265584
Post your TT
>Kurt finally posts a bet
>It's not on 365
Why does he even bother?
>>66266127
It is. It's under more soccer lid
>>66266225
pmsl
Kurt "one b365 only bet per month" Drago
>>66266127
It's a shite bet tho pmsl
Euan give us a tip
Euan, Euan give us a tip
>void
What were the Arsenal odds pre game, 1.70?
>>66266264
Kurt "two tips in a day but not on any site other than 365" Drago.
>>66266333
are you joking? Like 2.6
>>66266418
tears
>>66265584
it's true, you may follow the form but there is a reason it's called a punt.
If you think you're oh-so smart, and that it will guarantee you winnings, you're a fucking moron
Come on Euan lad, what's the bet?
>>66266331
Cunt's
>>66266331
Fucking wankers
Pmsl at Kurt
wtb
>missing the fix
Imagine paying money to kurt drago
>>66266930
>imagine not having a spare tenner to pay a semi-pro maltese footballer to trawl through obscure leagues finding value
your loss tbqh friendo
>>66266975
My spare tenners usually go to your mother to suck me off. Relieves my stress and makes me a better gambler, much more +ev.
>>66266596
>>66266315
>>66266273
Freak.
Kalju odds too low. Take Flora DC small.
>>66267040
pmsl get back to revision
>>66267063
>>66263537
addicted
Is there any bigger addict than Ben Harris?
Would shelf stackers earn more a year than Tommy Brewer?
>>66267145
Dont @ me, cunt
Fucking Hamburg
>>66267365
FUCK OFF STEALING MY GIMMICK
>>66267323
he's probably on 50 quid a week at staines
>>66267405
>impersonating me
>>66267365
Sorry m8, Should I DM?
West ham sw?
Leicester @2.55 fantastic odds
Uber large on West Ham +0.5 tbqh
Huge value.
>al lying again
Kurt pmsl
Tears at these mugs not realizing Terry is back and Chelsea will literally obliterate West Haram
Reminder that BTTS in Fulham matches is +ev this season
Such big value on this game I've found, don't know if my eyes are lying to me
Big_Al such an addict
bet365's website is literally the worst in the world
Shit thread
>>66267790
tfw can't control f
>>66267790
so so new he is so so new
>>66267790
Why do they use that flash bullshit that makes the website take 10 minutes to load? It's not like their website is prettier than ladbrokes or Sportsbet. Unibet have the same problem.
surreal
>>66267867
>10 minutes to load
not everyone's got australian internet speeds m8
MORTOOON
111111
>>66267850
>would you like to find an individual tennis game during a major tournament?
>too fucking bad
!SMUS
>>66267914
Well meme'd. Bet 365 and unibet still have horrible websites though
>>66267921
222222222
>>66267964
>shout and not a tip
ural fixed, gl
>>66267964
>spent the night driving
>>66267964
It was already open when he posted
>it's a stoke play well when i don't bet on them episode
Can never go wrong with Atletico :)
c'mon west brom, i've got my wife's sons' weekly lunch money allowance for safe school on you
wouldnt mind a palermo u19 goal desu
Did Mackers ban PGA schoolboys from posting his tips?
aids
>>66268372
he's been too busy losing money at cheltenham to post tips
>>66268406
is he DAC on horses again??? He was down around 100k last year pmsl
>>66268462
He lost money every single day this week
>>66263003
>first fucking reply is this absolute shitter
>>66268509
Mein sides
>>66268004
So what was the xif?
Tears, 1-1 FT.
Dread to think how much Mackers lost in this "fix"
>>66263042
this
UFC tonight btw
Al Khor -0.75 AH at 1-0 up
LARGE!
Qatari League.
>>66268990
Pixels or?
>>66268944
Going to be up a lot of HAM
Diosgyori VTK handicap 0 at score 2-0
Odds 2.025 BET365
uber uber large on this!
>>66269030
What do you mean friendo?
>>66269091
Surreal, 3-0.
>>66269169
reback?
>>66269091
JUDGE
>>66269205
Yes, reback it friendo.
>Bayern
what the fuck
why arent they stomping koln of all teams
Wolfsburg @ 3.75
>>66269205
>>66269209
How much is the Bet Max option on Bet365 for you friends on Diosgyori VTK handicap 0 at odds 2.1 right now?
Thanks.
>>66269353
444
PRAY FOR BROM BOYS
>>66269353
1104 here, still worth a reback?
>>66269450
1104Euros?
>>66269370
Pounds?
Quite some difference in your accounts.
LARGE in 1.25 hours
>>66269498
Were you on the "fix" earlier? Don't lie :)
>>66269488
€€€
>>66269498
Sweating
Arouca x Sporting u2.5
Porto HT
Follow if you want, pretty safe desu
>>66267675
I hope that you're all enjoying your money lads
>>66267520
>>66267520
>>66267520
>>66267520
utter utter tears if you weren't on this.
Mainstream special.
>its an every EPL away team wins day
>>66269801
Better reback Aston Villa then!
tears!!1
>>66269801
LARGE on villa
>>66269824
On absolutely fucking huge
>>66268990
>missed penalty
why
>>66270084
Euan jinxed it.
>>66268213
T E A R S
E
A
R
S
Is somebody from /bet/ taking part in The Decision 2 later or has somebody just stolen our thread name?
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/The_Decision_2
Why did I go 0.0 on west ham
lestaaaaaaa
>>66263188
I would like to see that done when holding social status and income in regard. Otherwise it's just shit.
O4 cards line in the Chelsea game absolutely silly. Hup.
they surely can defeat villa... right?
Medium on Uconn@+350 for the upset
>>66270738
Villa are D U E
>tfw Burnley Northampton and Northampton on acca
>tfw just waiting for Northampton to come in
>tfw Burnley concede just as Northampton score
>>66270460
that would be me
>>66270998
Well good luck then but be prepared for tears if you lose
>>66269801
how do you feel about spurs?
>>66270998
Do us proud lid.
>>66271028
Feeling confident of my true odds for those 2 games today (the pre-tourney odds are mispriced af)
>>66271042
I'll try my best
Man City W are a large.
need Bird market unsuspended like AIR
>>66271343
surprised he's not taking haukar @1.7 if he can't see them losing
