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Melbourne Stars vs Melbourne Renegades
Perth Scorchers vs Sydney Sixers at 9
South Africa vs England 2nd Test starts in an hour
good OP
/gong/
I'm so glad they've tried to exclude Andy Mayer as much as possible and relegate him to the Webel
>Australia's 2nd greatest batsman of all time literally laughing at the death of test cricket
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64607790
they only had to use him tonight because of the double header with the rest of the commentary team in Perth
but he isnt doing any other games which is good
6th for Proteas a shit
Are these injuries going to be the end of Steyn lads?
NEETistic Bitchspouter on suicide watch
>>64607761
This thread fucking sucks.
Fuckner hasn't been that effective in wallop20 so far
What's your fuckstyle, /cric/?
Going to Japan soon, I'm over this island desu.
>>64607816
yeah ABdV & Steyn will be in the Based Bash next year
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
KP IS A WIZARD
>>64607825
Missionary
>>64607825
Backhand
Is threadcounter the hero we deserve?
dissappointing as always desu
>>64607817
literally poorious
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Statistics Pussy Ltd.
>>64607819
At least its not a fucking Holly OP again
BBL season October - April when?
>>64607836
>tfw can't handle going to Meme20 because of all the crowd participation gimmicks
>>64607871
That's true, I will give him that.
+1 anoncred for non-Holly OP picture
>>64607882
enjoy attending your test matches with 5k people gramps
AWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
KP is magic
>>64607882
kys
>>64607882
the commentators mentioning it every ball pretty annoyin atm
we get it, its a big crowd
i remember being able to hear fucking birds at the mcg on the fourth day over grandstand there were that few people
rip in piece tests
>tfw home alone until 11
god could this """"community"""" be any deader?
>>64607889
enjoy your breakdancers and fireworks and appropriation of BSA sporting culture
>>64607882
same tbqh, I wouldn't be able to stand the DAAAAY-O every five minutes.
>>64607908
It could be /wog/
>>64607899
Melburnians are insecure and need to constantly big talk their """"crowds"""".
>>64607899
standard insecure Melbourne pandering
>>64607908
god is dead
>>64607920
you just quoted someone from melbourne m8
sporting capital of the world shows why it has that title
>>64607882
>go to Brisbane Heat match, sit in the front row
>children everywhere
>flamethrowers
>a guy with a fucking jet pack flying around
>covered in streamers
>cheerleaders
Somehow I prefer the drunk 40 year olds booing at the guy popping their beach balls
>>64607919
Phil Hughes levels of life that "community".
>>64607908
it could be /rug/
>>64607882
don't trigger my social anxiety
>PUT ON YOUR COMMENWEALTH BANK GLASSES AND SEE YOURSELF ON THE BIG SCREEN FOR 10 GRAND
>hide under my hat and pretend to be asleep
>>64607939
I miss the beer cup snakes
>>64607937
The """"G"""" is the worst, most sterile vile stadium in Australia
>>64607937
Melbournians are LITERALLY the only people in the world who give Melbourne that title.
You gave yourself that title. That says it all really.
>>64607913
>appropriation of BSA sporting culture
>>64607946
They would never put someone as ugly and alone as you on the big screen in the first place m8.
>>64607939
>>cheerleaders
did they bring that shit in this year?
get fucked
Actual best England XI
>Cook
>Compton
>Root
>Ballance
>Taylor
>Bairstow
>Stokes
>Ali
>Broad
>Finn
>Anderson
I'd choose someone who could actually keep and drop Stokes but I don't know any english players who can keep. Foster maybe?
Kek, looks like Goose is showing his insecurity over Melbourne again
If you had a shot for every MUH CROWD reference you'd already be in hospital half dead
Does /cric/ even like Damien Fleming
https://twitter.com/BBL/status/683188966036656128
Holy fuck
I know talking about the crowd is a meme but 70k is fucking impressive
Literally only the Ashes Boxing Day and CWC final has beaten that
>>64607968
they've had them for aslong as i can remember
>>64607946
>dance cam
>>64607968
Yeah, check the sidelines at tomorrow nights games they'll be sitting down and stand up after a 6
AWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
wallop etc
>>64607982
Not really tbph. He seems like he despises everyone and averything about t20 cricket, and is just using it as a platform into commentating for test cricket (but that'll never happen).
>>64607984
it's the sporting capital of the world, m8
>>64607978
Goosey's autism has flared up a lot more recently, must be dealing with some shit in his """life""".
I'm giving up fast food for the whole year, will I make it lads?
>>64607994
Get Clementine Ford on this
>>64608009
everything*
>>64608009
He already commentates Test cricket you SEETHING SoC FSFP casual.
>>64607977
>Cook and Compton opening together
they'd tie the game without losing a wicket
>>64608014
He's probably just coming to grips with the fact that /cric/ doesn't need him any more, and is actually better when he's not here.
>>64608014
stop talking about yourself
>>64608014
shouldn't you support your fellow """""""""""""""autist""""""""""""""""?
>>64607950
>>64607920
>>64607908
in terms of crowds
bbl>test>ODI>t20>womens bbl before male gamesi>matador>wbbl games >>>>> shield matches
>>64607982
Outside of meme cricket commentary, yes
good do bowler, good sense of humour
WALLOP
>>64608031
My mistake, thanks for correcting me m8
Just having a Milo scoopshake lads, forgot how good they were
>tfw you get accused of being Obesitygoose at least twice a day
kek
>MUH CROWD
>MUH ATTENDANCE
>MUH TURNOUT
talk about something else please
>>64608057
Melbourne ABSOLUTELY shook as FUCK right now.
Fucking BBL will be bigger than AFL in a few years
Crazy
>Beer will never bowl to the black bull
>XD will never bowl to memeswell
>>64608057
its Melbourne m8
it's all they have
>>64608057
BSA with the truthbombs
Fuck Melbourne is the most insecure city in Australia
Fevola on elite forward watch
Also on crippling alcoholism watch
>>64608071
>>64608070
>>64608062
goose pls
>>64608066
well its got more potential
AFL & NRL basically only have half the country each
BBL has the entire countries market to tap into
>>64608071
Super ironic statement tbqh
>>64608083
this post will trigger Melbournians
>>64608057
Better than talking about Marxism
Maher is such a faggot with his forced AFL discussion, nobody cares m8, nobody fucking watched I'm A Celebrity.
why does rest of Aus hate Melbourne?
I've got two potential job opportunities, one in Sydney, other in Melbourne. Would I be making a mistake going to Melbourne?
>>64608083
Canberra team when?
Kek, just realised Goose's crippling fury over Melbourne stems from convict doxxing him because he didn't shut the fuck up about Sydney
>>64608067
is khawaja allowed to face up against Beer?
>afl talk
i can literally feel all the lebs in sydney getting poorious
>>64608066
That's what happens when you change the rules every week
>>64608083
This.
It also has summer all to itself, whereas the AFL and NRL have to compete against each other each weekend.
>>64608096
Freshie spotted
Goose's anti-Melbourne rhetoric began before he was doxxed
>>64608094
This pic explains a lot mate
where will the semi finals and final going to be held?
>>64608094
no, melbourne is literally the best city in the world
so like with anything thats outside the norm people talk shit to try to bring it down
>>64608094
>Would I be making a mistake going to Melbourne?
"yes"
>>64608104
I don't understand this reference
>>64608083
You're literally deluded if you don't think AFL will become the national game in 20 years while NRL will be shown on ABC on Sunday arvos
>>64608094
sydney is expensive as fuck to live in
>>64608094
People from Melbourne are the easiest Australians to bully online.
>>64608096
trip on connie
>>64608094
it's literally just sydney who get pissed at Melbourne, most people in WA can't shut up about how they want to move over there
>>64608116
Brown people don't like Australian Rules, and Australia's only getting browner.
>getting out to fucking Stoinis
>>64608127
Adelaide here, >we all hate Melbourne too, but that's just mainly little-brother-syndrome.
>>64608127
>implying the Big Strong Best Australians don't bully THE shit out of Cucktoria too
>all that shitposting about the Test team being NSW and WA only
>all that shitposting about WCE and Fremantle being the best teams in the AFL
>>64608116
Have you ever been to NSW or QLD? AFL doesn't exist
People are more likely to follow a fucking seppo sport
there are too many indians and chinese in Melbourne for it to be #1
indians on pooicide watch as bbl is now the premier t20 competition in the world
Literally poorious Poo Shit Welshmen extremely triggered tonight
Are they, dare I say it, on pooicide watch?
>>64608148
>4chan shitposting is indicative of the population
>>64608094
NSW over all is a better state, more things to go out and see and you will get a better idea of the 'real' Australia if you go there.
But if you're going for work then my choice would be Melbourne as the city of Sydney itself is a "literal" cultural shit hole.
When will we just banish international cricket altogether save for the WC and Ashes series?
T20 club cricket should become like European football.
>>64608151
Swans have the best crowds in sydney kek. lions don't go too bad considering where they have been on the ladder the past 10 years
wadeGOAT
WATERMELON
>>64608094
Melbourne:
>THE worst weather in the country
>LITERAL and UNAPOLOGETIC BSA & Big Strong Chinamen pandering
>0(ZERO) Beaches
>ugly as fuck city
>muh coffee
>muh culture
>muh trams
#watermelonboy
Thanks, @AndyMaher
In 20 years Perth will be the best city, with choices in amenity
Best weather, white people, based ocean and river, based theme parks and new stadiums
>>64608178
>T20 club cricket should become like European football.
fuark thatd be great
Reminder /cric/
>Pre WC: based McMeme
>Post WC: HAHAHA LOL #FOREVERFASTER
>Pre Oz tour: Kane is a statpadder
>Post Brisbane: wow, ok Kane is elite and the only world class batsman. Voges > Taylor
>Post Perth: hahaha, just kidding, Taylor is a good batsman
>Post Adelaide: this Santner guy looks goods lads, you should stick with him
>Post New Zealand winning at home: KEK, Santner is LITERALLY Michael Beer-tier
These are the "people" making fun of Fox Sports casuals
MWNN can LITERALLY just go out and get a girlfriend if he wanted to do so.
What's your excuse?
>>64608191
Perth is a desolate shit hole, I'd rather live in fucking /gong/ than Perth m8.
shit we need a trigger warning for all these welshman tonight.
literally seething in here
>referring to a premiership/championship as a "flag"
>>64608185
it does have shit weather and the best beach is 2 hours down the road, thats all you get rest is bs
Is a ticket for a T20 or ODI cheaper than a test?
T20 cricket is so BORING
thank god test starts in 40 mins tbqh
>>64608202
Do each of the players receive a literal flag when they win?
>>64608191
>white people
I thought Perth was filling up with gooks?
>tfw I live in SE Melbourne and wikipedia says it's at least 25% asian
>>64608185
This post will receive a minimum of 4 (You)s, excluding mine.
>>64608197
this dude is so reddit
lads what should I have for dinner
1.Melbourne
2.Brisbane
3.Perth
4.Adelaide
POWER GAP
...........
........
......
9001.Sydney
9002.Hobart
.....
....
..
90000000000001.Wollongong
>>64608198
dont know what gong is
I aint even a native WA...
Been to Perth? Model to scrubber ratio is better than all the other cities
>>64608212
Club receives a literal flag, players get medals
>>64608209
test cricket is dead, every national team will go the way of the windies within the decade
>>64608209
who can stop us?
>>64608208
Generally, yes.
Who /sillykitty/ here?
>>64608208
yes
I hope the Stars win the trophy this year
Just like how the Scorchers won the trophy last year
>>64608218
Steak sandwich from your local chicken shop
>>64608226
Does the flag say something like "Team Name, Year, Premiers" or something?
sort of like how NBA teams get a banner to hang in their arena?
>>64608185
>zero beaches
I'll grant you they aren't as good as the beaches in NSW, but there are some good ones in the city area, and out in the west coast are some nice spots in summer.
>bsa chinaman blah blah blah
This is "literally" more prominent in Sydney than anywhere else.
>worst weather
Autumn in Melbourne is absolutely based.
>ugly city
Top kek, it's the most aesthetic city in Australia.
>muh coffee
insecurity detected
>muh culture
jealousy detected
>muh trams
angry as fuck his bland Asian style city doesn't have anything cool in it detected
Put 50 on Melbourne to win lads
>>64608222
Hobart well above Shitney tbqh
>>64608197
>"I don't have a girlfriend because I don't trust anyone -.-"
Right, not because he's obese, ugly or extremely self-righteous.
Prove him wrong, /sp/
>protip: you can't
Why do Melbournians constantly push these MWNN "memes"?
They are unfunny and utterly devoid of creativity or anything interesting.
>>64608253
literally BTFO
>>64608191
Why are WAfags so fucking deluded over their "city" and "cricketers"?
I used to think it's just a /cric/ thing but if you go on r/cricket there are "people" UNIRONICALLY shilling for Agar to be picked over O'Queef in tests.
Reminder that this BBL game has a bigger crowd than the entire 5 days of the SAvEnglel Test will have
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
>>64608235
Wouldn't mind fondling your pussy m8
>he makes a bait power rankings hoping to """rile""" (You)s out of NSWelshman, like >>64608185 managed with Melbournians
>gets zero replies
>replies to himself to try and add more bait
>still no replies
kek
KEK
You cannot make this shit up.
>>64608215
Perth gooks are unironically elite and their second generation assimilate very well
Areas like Shenton are filled with asians who are more australian than half of /cric/
>>64608191
Based Barnett ended the mining boom too and the cashed up bogan culture is about to die
poo peeland BTFO by punter
>>64608148
>worst australians latching on to NSW to pretend they're good at cricket
>worst australians AFL fans LITERALLY have to force a "broship" with their rivals so they can win points in the one sided "rivalry" they have pathetically made up with victoria
>both worst australian clubs STILL get PTFO by one victorian club in the finals
>>64608258
>>64608254
Elite truth bombs
>Punter insulting Poo Peeland for their babby-sized grounds
BASED Ponting
>>64608273
>cashed up bogan culture is about to die
So Perth is about to Hughes then too?
>>64608244
Another Peeality Shit post which adds absolutely NO substance whatsoever
>>64608215
Theres obviously a contigent at the universisties
Perth is full of english and south africans
The asians realise Melb and Syd have enclaves and suburbs full of their creed so go to those 2 cities mainly
who /watchingzimbabwevafghanistaninstead of""""test""""cricket/ here?
>>64608265
wa is behind only nGAOTw in terms of cricketing ability produced statscunt
>>64608266
>MUH CROWD CAPACITY
>MUH RELEVANCE
>P-P-P-PLEASE LIKE OUR SPORT MR BIG STRONG AMERICANS WE PLEB-IFIED IT JUST SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOURS
>tfw MWNN literally makes me seeeeeethe with anger and disgust and he's just some reddit autist
Disgraceful
SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND
>>64608275
Tee bee eff the REST of the country latches onto Big Strong New South Wales.
>>64608290
kek
KEK
K E K
>Voges unironically exists
who /(You)/ here?
>>64608294
>tfw
>he didn't even post a feel face
kys lad
>>64608254
I'm not someone who can refute such a profound statement.
>>64608294
Your typical /afl/ poster, everybody!
>>64608291
>literally bragging that your "spoort" is dead and on suicide watch
In 10 years cricket will be nothing but IPL & BBL
>>64608306
CPL lad. Maybe the ECB will sort their shit and get the T20 comp popular too.
>>64608243
They generally do, not sure about AFL in the last decade as pics seem to indicate they now give out shit basic flags. Pic related.
Flags from pre 1990 and those from your local leagues are exactly how you described and absolutely based.
>>64608294
BECAUSE I WENT TO WINDY HILL WITH THE MAN WITH NO NAME
IT FELT GOOD TO BE OUT OF THE RAIN
AT BIG FOOTY YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOU'RE LAME
BECAUSE THERE AINT NO BODY TO GIVE YOU NO SHAME
AWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>64608197
>that tweet was bait for one of the few women who give him the time of day
top laff
>Fleming and Punter talking about the good old days
>>64608328
you mean """""""women""""""""
>>64608290
Worst Australian players in the current Australian side
>40 year old flat track stat padding babby
>"all rounder" that averages <25 with the bat
>>64608328
you're going to kill him
F U R N A C E
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>>64608325
That's a funny way of spelling Gosch's paddock.
>>64608344
He's so fucking pathetic.
He literally just made that tweet to try and get sympathy and pity. No other reason to announce it.
>>64608340
weak bait lad marsh is by far the best all rounder in the country
@64608301
You'll have to do better than that, lad
Alastair Cook has finally won a toss.
Stokes at 6 again, no changes to lineup.
MWNN is high test and you're all virgins
Michael Beer has unironically played Test cricket for Australia.
Based White
is Cameron White related to Sam Whiteman?
>>64608369
Coalburner Tbh. Skepta is pretty dope imhotbh
W A T E R M E L O N
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Has /cric/ decided on the OFFICIAL DRS theme song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q61MvucepBs
>>64608365
is anderson in la?
The channel 10 commentary is always so fucking awkward and forced.
baka at the casuals who literally thought they would have better commentary than channel 9.
Post moar MWNN screenies lads
>>64608094
you'd have better chance of getting a root in Sydney
>>64608387
Limp Bizkit - Rollin
>>64608357
>lower batting (and bowling) average than mitchell starc
>>64608395
It's only when Maher is on. The rest of them have accepted Howie as one of the boys.
who the fuck is Mark Winterbottom
>>64608392
Yes instead of Woakes, I just meant the order of batting.
F R O S T Y
R
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T
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>>64608403
This. They all legitimately hate Mayer you can see it in their eyes.
M E M E D
E
M
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D
what the fuck
>>64608403
No even when Howie is on, it feels forced.
Gilly and Ponting especially.
If Mark Waugh is the Governor of the Thunder, who is the Governor of the Sixers?
>>64608369
Tweet this at him
Why does it seem like Fleming and Ponting are dressed up by an autistic 8 year old?
>>64608396
memes lads
Memed the fuck out
>>64608422
Steve Waughner, his cousin
>>64608406
>>64608414
>>64608416
What is the point of posts like this? You have contributed nothing to the conversation. And as a stand alone post, nobody can even work out what you are saying.
You do realise that you don't need to post everything that comes to your mind?
>>64608428
>>64608428
that post cant be real
he has to be the biggest loser I've ever seen on the internet
>>64608428
Holy shit lmao
this can't be real
He's like a manifestation of every single reddit neckbeard trait possible.
>Location: Melbourne
KEK
>>64608434
I R O N I C
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>>64608436
>>64608434
oh look, its the 18 year old again
>gayde and shite
>>64608436
"is that the best you got?" is the universal catch-cry of someone who has been absolutely shaken to the core and cannot think of a response
>>64608420
>>64608420
Test match thread since it's impossible to talk about tests whilst being outnumbered by meme cricket fans
>Thunder Governor: Mark Waugh
>Hurricanes Governor: Ponting
>Stars Governor: Fleming
>Heat Governor: Flintoff
The other teams need confirmed Official Governors.
>>64608404
Winterbottom is where Spongebob Skipants lives m8
>>64608444
>>64608450
Is this going to be another 200 post, 14 day thread that is kept on life support by AusGODs as something to laugh at?
>>64608450
OH BOY ITS ANOTHER DANIEL THREAD
Will >we break the record lads?
>>64608457
Why are Cucktorians so fucking cucked?
>>64608438
Melbourne BTFO I guess.
>>64608466
>>64608462
Don't bump it too much, that faggot needs the record as a reason to keep living
>>64608457
>14 Oct 2015
Jesus Christ. At least that Sinatra post was in 2006 so its excusable as a edgy le wrong generashun phase.
This faggot has not changed in 9 years. I refuse to believe someone can lack this much self-awareness.
What did he do to rile up /afl/ anyways? I don't go on au/sp/ a lot so I missed the whole saga
>>64607908
onced /nrl/ comes back this "community" will be back in it's grave for another 9 months
>>64608457
Is this guy unironically the """""leading"""""" poster on bigfooty? Holy shit.
If he was here, he wouldn't last a day.
