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Melbourne Stars vs Melbourne Renegades

Perth Scorchers vs Sydney Sixers at 9

South Africa vs England 2nd Test starts in an hour
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good OP
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/gong/
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I'm so glad they've tried to exclude Andy Mayer as much as possible and relegate him to the Webel
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>Australia's 2nd greatest batsman of all time literally laughing at the death of test cricket
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>>64607790

they only had to use him tonight because of the double header with the rest of the commentary team in Perth

but he isnt doing any other games which is good
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6th for Proteas a shit
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Are these injuries going to be the end of Steyn lads?
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NEETistic Bitchspouter on suicide watch
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>>64607761
This thread fucking sucks.
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Fuckner hasn't been that effective in wallop20 so far
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What's your fuckstyle, /cric/?
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Going to Japan soon, I'm over this island desu.
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>>64607816

yeah ABdV & Steyn will be in the Based Bash next year
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIE
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KP IS A WIZARD
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>>64607825

Missionary
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>>64607825
Backhand
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Is threadcounter the hero we deserve?
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dissappointing as always desu
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>>64607817
literally poorious
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KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT KP CALLED IT
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Statistics Pussy Ltd.
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>>64607819
At least its not a fucking Holly OP again
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BBL season October - April when?
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>>64607836
>tfw can't handle going to Meme20 because of all the crowd participation gimmicks
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>>64607871
That's true, I will give him that.

+1 anoncred for non-Holly OP picture
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>>64607882

enjoy attending your test matches with 5k people gramps
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AWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
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KP is magic
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>>64607882
kys
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>>64607882
the commentators mentioning it every ball pretty annoyin atm

we get it, its a big crowd
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i remember being able to hear fucking birds at the mcg on the fourth day over grandstand there were that few people

rip in piece tests
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>tfw home alone until 11
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god could this """"community"""" be any deader?
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>>64607889
enjoy your breakdancers and fireworks and appropriation of BSA sporting culture
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>>64607882
same tbqh, I wouldn't be able to stand the DAAAAY-O every five minutes.
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>>64607908
It could be /wog/
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>>64607899
Melburnians are insecure and need to constantly big talk their """"crowds"""".
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>>64607899
standard insecure Melbourne pandering
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>>64607908

god is dead
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>>64607920
you just quoted someone from melbourne m8
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sporting capital of the world shows why it has that title
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>>64607882
>go to Brisbane Heat match, sit in the front row
>children everywhere
>flamethrowers
>a guy with a fucking jet pack flying around
>covered in streamers
>cheerleaders

Somehow I prefer the drunk 40 year olds booing at the guy popping their beach balls
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>>64607919
Phil Hughes levels of life that "community".
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>>64607908
it could be /rug/
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>>64607882
don't trigger my social anxiety

>PUT ON YOUR COMMENWEALTH BANK GLASSES AND SEE YOURSELF ON THE BIG SCREEN FOR 10 GRAND
>hide under my hat and pretend to be asleep
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>>64607939
I miss the beer cup snakes
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>>64607937
The """"G"""" is the worst, most sterile vile stadium in Australia
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>>64607937
Melbournians are LITERALLY the only people in the world who give Melbourne that title.
You gave yourself that title. That says it all really.
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>>64607913
>appropriation of BSA sporting culture
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>>64607946
They would never put someone as ugly and alone as you on the big screen in the first place m8.
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>>64607939
>>cheerleaders

did they bring that shit in this year?

get fucked
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Actual best England XI

>Cook
>Compton
>Root
>Ballance
>Taylor
>Bairstow
>Stokes
>Ali
>Broad
>Finn
>Anderson

I'd choose someone who could actually keep and drop Stokes but I don't know any english players who can keep. Foster maybe?
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Kek, looks like Goose is showing his insecurity over Melbourne again
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If you had a shot for every MUH CROWD reference you'd already be in hospital half dead
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Does /cric/ even like Damien Fleming
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https://twitter.com/BBL/status/683188966036656128

Holy fuck

I know talking about the crowd is a meme but 70k is fucking impressive

Literally only the Ashes Boxing Day and CWC final has beaten that
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>>64607968
they've had them for aslong as i can remember
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>>64607946
>dance cam
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>>64607968
Yeah, check the sidelines at tomorrow nights games they'll be sitting down and stand up after a 6
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AWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
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wallop etc
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>>64607982
Not really tbph. He seems like he despises everyone and averything about t20 cricket, and is just using it as a platform into commentating for test cricket (but that'll never happen).
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>>64607984
it's the sporting capital of the world, m8
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>>64607978
Goosey's autism has flared up a lot more recently, must be dealing with some shit in his """life""".
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I'm giving up fast food for the whole year, will I make it lads?
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>>64607994
Get Clementine Ford on this
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>>64608009
everything*
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>>64608009
He already commentates Test cricket you SEETHING SoC FSFP casual.
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>>64607977
>Cook and Compton opening together

they'd tie the game without losing a wicket
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>>64608014
He's probably just coming to grips with the fact that /cric/ doesn't need him any more, and is actually better when he's not here.
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>>64608014
stop talking about yourself
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>>64608014
shouldn't you support your fellow """""""""""""""autist""""""""""""""""?

>>64607950
>>64607920
>>64607908
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in terms of crowds

bbl>test>ODI>t20>womens bbl before male gamesi>matador>wbbl games >>>>> shield matches
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>>64607982
Outside of meme cricket commentary, yes

good do bowler, good sense of humour
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WALLOP
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>>64608031
My mistake, thanks for correcting me m8
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Just having a Milo scoopshake lads, forgot how good they were
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>tfw you get accused of being Obesitygoose at least twice a day
kek
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>MUH CROWD
>MUH ATTENDANCE
>MUH TURNOUT

talk about something else please
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>>64608057
Melbourne ABSOLUTELY shook as FUCK right now.
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Fucking BBL will be bigger than AFL in a few years

Crazy
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>Beer will never bowl to the black bull
>XD will never bowl to memeswell
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>>64608057

its Melbourne m8

it's all they have
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>>64608057
BSA with the truthbombs

Fuck Melbourne is the most insecure city in Australia
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Fevola on elite forward watch
Also on crippling alcoholism watch
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>>64608071
>>64608070
>>64608062
goose pls
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>>64608066

well its got more potential

AFL & NRL basically only have half the country each

BBL has the entire countries market to tap into
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>>64608071
Super ironic statement tbqh
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>>64608083
this post will trigger Melbournians
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>>64608057
Better than talking about Marxism
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Maher is such a faggot with his forced AFL discussion, nobody cares m8, nobody fucking watched I'm A Celebrity.
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why does rest of Aus hate Melbourne?
I've got two potential job opportunities, one in Sydney, other in Melbourne. Would I be making a mistake going to Melbourne?
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>>64608083
Canberra team when?
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Kek, just realised Goose's crippling fury over Melbourne stems from convict doxxing him because he didn't shut the fuck up about Sydney
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>>64608067
is khawaja allowed to face up against Beer?
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>afl talk

i can literally feel all the lebs in sydney getting poorious
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>>64608066
That's what happens when you change the rules every week
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>>64608083
This.

It also has summer all to itself, whereas the AFL and NRL have to compete against each other each weekend.
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>>64608096
Freshie spotted
Goose's anti-Melbourne rhetoric began before he was doxxed
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>>64608094
This pic explains a lot mate
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where will the semi finals and final going to be held?
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>>64608094
no, melbourne is literally the best city in the world

so like with anything thats outside the norm people talk shit to try to bring it down
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>>64608094
>Would I be making a mistake going to Melbourne?

"yes"
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>>64608104
I don't understand this reference
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>>64608083
You're literally deluded if you don't think AFL will become the national game in 20 years while NRL will be shown on ABC on Sunday arvos
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>>64608094
sydney is expensive as fuck to live in
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>>64608094
People from Melbourne are the easiest Australians to bully online.
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>>64608096
trip on connie
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>>64608094
it's literally just sydney who get pissed at Melbourne, most people in WA can't shut up about how they want to move over there
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>>64608116
Brown people don't like Australian Rules, and Australia's only getting browner.
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>getting out to fucking Stoinis
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>>64608127
Adelaide here, >we all hate Melbourne too, but that's just mainly little-brother-syndrome.
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>>64608127
>implying the Big Strong Best Australians don't bully THE shit out of Cucktoria too

>all that shitposting about the Test team being NSW and WA only
>all that shitposting about WCE and Fremantle being the best teams in the AFL
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>>64608116
Have you ever been to NSW or QLD? AFL doesn't exist

People are more likely to follow a fucking seppo sport
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there are too many indians and chinese in Melbourne for it to be #1
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indians on pooicide watch as bbl is now the premier t20 competition in the world
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Literally poorious Poo Shit Welshmen extremely triggered tonight

Are they, dare I say it, on pooicide watch?
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>>64608148
>4chan shitposting is indicative of the population
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>>64608094
NSW over all is a better state, more things to go out and see and you will get a better idea of the 'real' Australia if you go there.

But if you're going for work then my choice would be Melbourne as the city of Sydney itself is a "literal" cultural shit hole.
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When will we just banish international cricket altogether save for the WC and Ashes series?

T20 club cricket should become like European football.
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>>64608151

Swans have the best crowds in sydney kek. lions don't go too bad considering where they have been on the ladder the past 10 years
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WATERMELON
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>>64608094

Melbourne:
>THE worst weather in the country
>LITERAL and UNAPOLOGETIC BSA & Big Strong Chinamen pandering
>0(ZERO) Beaches
>ugly as fuck city
>muh coffee
>muh culture
>muh trams
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#watermelonboy

Thanks, @AndyMaher
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In 20 years Perth will be the best city, with choices in amenity

Best weather, white people, based ocean and river, based theme parks and new stadiums
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>>64608178
>T20 club cricket should become like European football.
fuark thatd be great
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Reminder /cric/


>Pre WC: based McMeme
>Post WC: HAHAHA LOL #FOREVERFASTER
>Pre Oz tour: Kane is a statpadder
>Post Brisbane: wow, ok Kane is elite and the only world class batsman. Voges > Taylor
>Post Perth: hahaha, just kidding, Taylor is a good batsman
>Post Adelaide: this Santner guy looks goods lads, you should stick with him
>Post New Zealand winning at home: KEK, Santner is LITERALLY Michael Beer-tier

These are the "people" making fun of Fox Sports casuals
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MWNN can LITERALLY just go out and get a girlfriend if he wanted to do so.

What's your excuse?
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>>64608191
Perth is a desolate shit hole, I'd rather live in fucking /gong/ than Perth m8.
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shit we need a trigger warning for all these welshman tonight.

literally seething in here
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>referring to a premiership/championship as a "flag"
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>>64608185
it does have shit weather and the best beach is 2 hours down the road, thats all you get rest is bs
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Is a ticket for a T20 or ODI cheaper than a test?
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T20 cricket is so BORING

thank god test starts in 40 mins tbqh
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>>64608191
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>>64608202
Do each of the players receive a literal flag when they win?
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>>64608191
>white people
I thought Perth was filling up with gooks?

>tfw I live in SE Melbourne and wikipedia says it's at least 25% asian
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>>64608185
This post will receive a minimum of 4 (You)s, excluding mine.
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>>64608197
this dude is so reddit
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lads what should I have for dinner
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1.Melbourne
2.Brisbane
3.Perth
4.Adelaide

POWER GAP
...........
........
......

9001.Sydney
9002.Hobart
.....
....
..
90000000000001.Wollongong
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>>64608198
dont know what gong is
I aint even a native WA...
Been to Perth? Model to scrubber ratio is better than all the other cities
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>>64608212
Club receives a literal flag, players get medals
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>>64608209

test cricket is dead, every national team will go the way of the windies within the decade
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>>64608209

who can stop us?
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>>64608208
Generally, yes.
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Who /sillykitty/ here?
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>>64608208
yes
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I hope the Stars win the trophy this year
Just like how the Scorchers won the trophy last year
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>>64608218
Steak sandwich from your local chicken shop
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>>64608226
Does the flag say something like "Team Name, Year, Premiers" or something?

sort of like how NBA teams get a banner to hang in their arena?
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>>64608185
>zero beaches
I'll grant you they aren't as good as the beaches in NSW, but there are some good ones in the city area, and out in the west coast are some nice spots in summer.

>bsa chinaman blah blah blah
This is "literally" more prominent in Sydney than anywhere else.

>worst weather
Autumn in Melbourne is absolutely based.

>ugly city
Top kek, it's the most aesthetic city in Australia.

>muh coffee
insecurity detected

>muh culture
jealousy detected

>muh trams
angry as fuck his bland Asian style city doesn't have anything cool in it detected
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Put 50 on Melbourne to win lads
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>>64608222
Hobart well above Shitney tbqh
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>>64608197
>"I don't have a girlfriend because I don't trust anyone -.-"
Right, not because he's obese, ugly or extremely self-righteous.
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Prove him wrong, /sp/

>protip: you can't
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Why do Melbournians constantly push these MWNN "memes"?

They are unfunny and utterly devoid of creativity or anything interesting.
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>>64608253
literally BTFO
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>>64608191

Why are WAfags so fucking deluded over their "city" and "cricketers"?

I used to think it's just a /cric/ thing but if you go on r/cricket there are "people" UNIRONICALLY shilling for Agar to be picked over O'Queef in tests.
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Reminder that this BBL game has a bigger crowd than the entire 5 days of the SAvEnglel Test will have

"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
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>>64608235
Wouldn't mind fondling your pussy m8
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>he makes a bait power rankings hoping to """rile""" (You)s out of NSWelshman, like >>64608185 managed with Melbournians
>gets zero replies
>replies to himself to try and add more bait
>still no replies
kek

KEK

You cannot make this shit up.
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>>64608215
Perth gooks are unironically elite and their second generation assimilate very well
Areas like Shenton are filled with asians who are more australian than half of /cric/

>>64608191
Based Barnett ended the mining boom too and the cashed up bogan culture is about to die
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poo peeland BTFO by punter
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>>64608148
>worst australians latching on to NSW to pretend they're good at cricket
>worst australians AFL fans LITERALLY have to force a "broship" with their rivals so they can win points in the one sided "rivalry" they have pathetically made up with victoria
>both worst australian clubs STILL get PTFO by one victorian club in the finals
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>>64608258
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>>64608254

Elite truth bombs
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>Punter insulting Poo Peeland for their babby-sized grounds

BASED Ponting
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>>64608273
>cashed up bogan culture is about to die

So Perth is about to Hughes then too?
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>>64608244
Another Peeality Shit post which adds absolutely NO substance whatsoever
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>>64608215
Theres obviously a contigent at the universisties
Perth is full of english and south africans

The asians realise Melb and Syd have enclaves and suburbs full of their creed so go to those 2 cities mainly
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who /watchingzimbabwevafghanistaninstead of""""test""""cricket/ here?
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>>64608265
wa is behind only nGAOTw in terms of cricketing ability produced statscunt
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>>64608266

>MUH CROWD CAPACITY
>MUH RELEVANCE
>P-P-P-PLEASE LIKE OUR SPORT MR BIG STRONG AMERICANS WE PLEB-IFIED IT JUST SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOURS
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>tfw MWNN literally makes me seeeeeethe with anger and disgust and he's just some reddit autist

Disgraceful
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SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND
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>>64608275
Tee bee eff the REST of the country latches onto Big Strong New South Wales.
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>>64608290

kek

KEK

K E K

>Voges unironically exists
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who /(You)/ here?
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>>64608294
>tfw
>he didn't even post a feel face
kys lad
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>>64608254
I'm not someone who can refute such a profound statement.
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>>64608294
Your typical /afl/ poster, everybody!
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>>64608291

>literally bragging that your "spoort" is dead and on suicide watch

In 10 years cricket will be nothing but IPL & BBL
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>>64608306
CPL lad. Maybe the ECB will sort their shit and get the T20 comp popular too.
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>>64608243
They generally do, not sure about AFL in the last decade as pics seem to indicate they now give out shit basic flags. Pic related.

Flags from pre 1990 and those from your local leagues are exactly how you described and absolutely based.
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>>64608294
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BECAUSE I WENT TO WINDY HILL WITH THE MAN WITH NO NAME
IT FELT GOOD TO BE OUT OF THE RAIN
AT BIG FOOTY YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOU'RE LAME
BECAUSE THERE AINT NO BODY TO GIVE YOU NO SHAME
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AWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
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>>64608197
>that tweet was bait for one of the few women who give him the time of day

top laff
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>Fleming and Punter talking about the good old days
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>>64608328
you mean """""""women""""""""
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>>64608290
Worst Australian players in the current Australian side
>40 year old flat track stat padding babby
>"all rounder" that averages <25 with the bat
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>>64608328
you're going to kill him
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F U R N A C E
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A
C
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>>64608325
That's a funny way of spelling Gosch's paddock.
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>>64608344
He's so fucking pathetic.
He literally just made that tweet to try and get sympathy and pity. No other reason to announce it.
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>>64608340
weak bait lad marsh is by far the best all rounder in the country
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@64608301
You'll have to do better than that, lad
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Alastair Cook has finally won a toss.

Stokes at 6 again, no changes to lineup.
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MWNN is high test and you're all virgins
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Michael Beer has unironically played Test cricket for Australia.
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Based White

is Cameron White related to Sam Whiteman?
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>>64608369

Coalburner Tbh. Skepta is pretty dope imhotbh
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W A T E R M E L O N
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Has /cric/ decided on the OFFICIAL DRS theme song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q61MvucepBs
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>>64608365
is anderson in la?
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The channel 10 commentary is always so fucking awkward and forced.
baka at the casuals who literally thought they would have better commentary than channel 9.
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Post moar MWNN screenies lads
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>>64608094

you'd have better chance of getting a root in Sydney
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>>64608387
Limp Bizkit - Rollin
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>>64608357
>lower batting (and bowling) average than mitchell starc
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>>64608395
It's only when Maher is on. The rest of them have accepted Howie as one of the boys.
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who the fuck is Mark Winterbottom
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>>64608392
Yes instead of Woakes, I just meant the order of batting.
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F R O S T Y
R
O
S
T
Y
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>>64608403
This. They all legitimately hate Mayer you can see it in their eyes.
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M E M E D
E
M
E
D
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what the fuck
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>>64608403
No even when Howie is on, it feels forced.
Gilly and Ponting especially.
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If Mark Waugh is the Governor of the Thunder, who is the Governor of the Sixers?
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>>64608369

Tweet this at him
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Why does it seem like Fleming and Ponting are dressed up by an autistic 8 year old?
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>>64608396
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memes lads
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Memed the fuck out
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>>64608422
Steve Waughner, his cousin
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>>64608406
>>64608414
>>64608416
What is the point of posts like this? You have contributed nothing to the conversation. And as a stand alone post, nobody can even work out what you are saying.

You do realise that you don't need to post everything that comes to your mind?
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>>64608428
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>>64608428
that post cant be real
he has to be the biggest loser I've ever seen on the internet
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>>64608428

Holy shit lmao

this can't be real

He's like a manifestation of every single reddit neckbeard trait possible.

>Location: Melbourne

KEK
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>>64608434
I R O N I C
R
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>>64608436
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>>64608434

oh look, its the 18 year old again
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>gayde and shite
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>>64608436
"is that the best you got?" is the universal catch-cry of someone who has been absolutely shaken to the core and cannot think of a response
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>>64608420
>>64608420

Test match thread since it's impossible to talk about tests whilst being outnumbered by meme cricket fans
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>Thunder Governor: Mark Waugh
>Hurricanes Governor: Ponting
>Stars Governor: Fleming
>Heat Governor: Flintoff

The other teams need confirmed Official Governors.
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>>64608404

Winterbottom is where Spongebob Skipants lives m8
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>>64608444
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>>64608450
Is this going to be another 200 post, 14 day thread that is kept on life support by AusGODs as something to laugh at?
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>>64608450

OH BOY ITS ANOTHER DANIEL THREAD

Will >we break the record lads?
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>>64608457
Why are Cucktorians so fucking cucked?
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>>64608438
Melbourne BTFO I guess.
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>>64608466
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>>64608462
Don't bump it too much, that faggot needs the record as a reason to keep living
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>>64608457

>14 Oct 2015

Jesus Christ. At least that Sinatra post was in 2006 so its excusable as a edgy le wrong generashun phase.

This faggot has not changed in 9 years. I refuse to believe someone can lack this much self-awareness.

What did he do to rile up /afl/ anyways? I don't go on au/sp/ a lot so I missed the whole saga
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>>64607908
onced /nrl/ comes back this "community" will be back in it's grave for another 9 months
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>>64608457
Is this guy unironically the """""leading"""""" poster on bigfooty? Holy shit.
If he was here, he wouldn't last a day.
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RC is the poor mans MWNN
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>>64608476
What a sadcase holy shit.
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>>64608450
get fucked daniel, the game hasn't even started yet you twat
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>>64608457
>she tops up her myki at the machine

Makes sense really, most girls have the forward thinking capacity of a goldfish

t. fedora
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>>64608486
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>>64608482
This community IS /nrl/: Summer Mode (/nrl/SM).
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Poo Shit Welshmen triggered hard
Not even MWNN posting can hide this
Pooicide watch confirmed
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>>64608491
I'm going to migrate to that thread, this one is full of underaged Big Footyshits.
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>>64608457

Reality Check irl
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>poo shit fails

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/30475383/crying-sydney-man-goes-viral-after-dropping-his-carton-of-beer-one-minute-after-bottle-shop-closed-on-nye/

KEK
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>>64608484
>>64608481
He prides himself on being a progressive individual on a forum full of teenagers and bogans from Adelaide and Melbourne's western suburbs.

Through his sheer amount of posts per day and locking horns with anyone whom he disagrees with and acting like a cunt about it, despite being a fat 27 year old virgin, he has literally meme'd himself into a leading poster on BigFooty.
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>>64608481
>What did he do to rile up /afl/ anyways?

Nothing really. A lot of /afl/ posters post on BigFooty. Someone discovered him and then it just took off. I think as he got more personal and realised more info about himself people latched on. That and he literally is on BigFooty from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to bed, it's rare to see him have 10 hour gaps between posts. He's our ChrisChan
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>Hilfenhaus
>>
Interesting post r.e Gary Ablett's wedding

>More importantly where was his sister? The poor girl is the forgotten Ablett. She has serious mental and drug use issues and often knocks on my door begging for a cup of tea or some cigarettes. She is also often seen walking the streets in an distressed state and needs professional help that her multi-millionaire brother could well afford. But she has told me she does not have a relationship with her brothers. Very sad that Gary Jnr can sprout off about what a good christian he is, but will not help his own flesh and blood. Bloody hypocrite! He probably doesn't even have any idea where she is or if she is ok. Which she definitely is not. I have tried contacting Gold Coast Suns just to let Gary know where his sister is at, but not one response.
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>>64608497
Holy shit I am in tears

The unstoppable autist meets the immovable redditor
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>>64608523
>A lot of /afl/ posters post on BigFooty

Kek.

What an embarrassing indictment on your "community".
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>>64608512
i'd cry too desu
>no video
>pics from reddit
of course
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>>64608532
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>>64608532
>Clash of the Titans: /afl/ edition
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>>64608497
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>implying MWNN and RC are different people
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Looks like a nice setting.
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>>64608558
Redditor detected.
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>>64608558
is SA a nice country at all?

genocide aside of course
>>
>daily reminder that MWNN literally spoke in Victorian Parliament about how religion and imaginary sky fairies have no place in the current year
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>>64608574
Have you ever met a South African? Imagine a whole country, filled with those "people".
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>>64608558
Come to the real thread lad don't be around these peabrains
>>
RC showing his jealousy
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>>64608558
Capetown's meant to be one of the best spots in RSA.
>>
A friend of mine unironically invited me over to his house to watch A-League tonight, KEK.
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AWWWW HE'S FLOWN THAT
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>>64608558
the fedora thread is over here >>64608420 m8
>>
>the "city" of Red Melbourne
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>>64608594

Why didn't you go to your friend's house you autist?
>>
>>64608584
>p-p-please post in my thread
pathetic
>>
>>64608582
My cousin's husband is a saffer and he's a cool dude
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>>64608601
Might still go desu.
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>>64608594
Is he one of those people who insist on calling soccer "football/'real' football"?
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>>64608574
Apparently cities are lot like Aus, with african vibe of course

>>64608582
The saffers you met are probably ones who emigrated for not being able to handle the banter here, what were you expecting?
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>>64608594
I'm going out with some m8s to drink some quiet beers and watch the 2nd BBL match.

Sad i'm going to miss out on the memes and MWNN desu senpai.
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>>64608610
What game is on lad?
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>>64608582
From my experience, they're lovely people.
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>>64608621
Melbourne City and Sydney FC.
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>>64608617

what's orani like?
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>>64608428
>Nov 15, 2006
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>>64608617
>Apparently cities are lot like Aus

jesus christ you can't be serious

You're literally comparing one of the safest, most developed countries in the world with one of the most violent, impoverished shitholes in the world

The white gated communities of Cape Town =/= The norm of South Africa
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>Bulls on Parade for new batters
>Out of the Black at the ad breaks
At least 10 is getting the music right
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>It's a b8 Blank Trip into South Africaposting episode

ugh, I'm going back to the Daniel thread.
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Is Cape Town the only place in SA worth visiting?
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>>64608638
Betcha anything Mel will be interviewing one of the Windie imports at the end of tonight's game.
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>>64608582
my best mate in primary school was a saffer and one of my uni friends is one too
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Why aren't you at the ground /cric/?
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think I might take up smoking
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>>64608658
are the covers coming on?
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>>64608658
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>>64608658
I don't live in Melbshit.
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>>64608658

worried ill get mugged on the way
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>>64608645
I heard the departures lounge in the airport is bretty gud
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>>64608658
fuck that looks comfy

I wish >we had more grounds like Cape Town or Queenstown instead of soulless concrete blocks in the middle of the city
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>>64608661
I've considered it but it's just too expensive
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>>64608633
cities are same in that you can still get your KFC fix and there are enough white people around so you don't spill spagetti and start genociding the indigenous folk
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>>64608664

Daniel Ltd.
>>
Mel was wearing a red dress earlier.
>>
what's the /gong/ of South Africa?
>>
>Mark Winterbottom
>It's actually Summer
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>>64608658
soon we'll be able to watch cricket at the ground in virtual reality
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>>64608679
>LE COMFY LE COMFY XDXD

kys brother
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>>64608683

Chris arrived at the ground half an hour before the game

She had to change

>>64608685

definitely Durban
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>>64608686
good one
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>>64608679
Adelaide oval is GOAT m8
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>>64608658
>is at the test
>isn't posting in the test thread

Nice view tho, looks a good crowd too
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>>64608686
>bottom
>he was top of the standings
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>>64608693

it's literally the Kiwi expat

either that or the guy who is schizophrenic and unironically prefers empty cricket grounds because noise triggers him

>>64608679

name on
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>>64608703
>p-p-please big strong foreigners post in my designated thread
kys statsgook
>>
think I'm becoming an alcoholic
>>
>>64608554
Well RC 100% lives in the ripon area, and MWNN lives in Melbourne so you're probably right
>>
Suggest Australian country towns that will produce memey picturesque grounds for a meme test tour against Bangladesh or some shit
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>>64608699
It's pretty soulless and too modern tbph, AAMI Stadium/Football Park was so much better.
>>
>>64608703
Holy shit, could Statistics Pussy Ltd. be any more furious right now?
>>
>>64608703

>P..P..P..P-PLEASE POST IN MY THREAD

Statistics Pussy Ltd.
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>>64608709
it's me, elite muscular gatebro
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>>64608715
Build a ground next to Uluru.
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>>64608716
>AAMI Stadium/Football Park was so much better.
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>>64608715
townsville
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>>64608709

>not enjoying test griget with a blanket and beer on a sunny grass bank

furious Poo South Failswoman/Cucktorian detected
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>>64608711
>>64608718
>>64608721

that was daniel

this >>64608732 is me
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>>64608715
Albany
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>>64608727
Not a very good reaction pic to support your argument m8, but anyway I respect what you think, I can really understand the appeal behind Adelaide Oval tbph, but it just isn't my cup of tea.
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>>64608732
I hope you spill the beer and ants go everywhere and it completely ruins your comfy you UTTER autist.
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>tfw you fapped to something guilty last night
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statscunt Ltd.
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>>64608715

Kalgoorlie

>>64608732

>narrowing it down to 70% of the population of Australia

kick your sister Statschink
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>>64608726
>Uluru
>muh made up on the spot abbo name

It's Ayers Rock
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>>64608751
Is this a Ccleaner case?
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>>64608751
what was it?
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>>64608755

looks like my asshole Tbh
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>>64608758
LGTSS

>white "people"
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That Star Wars music

Big bash league is truly the GOAT
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The 'G is literally only like this on Ashes Boxing Day

BBL is taking over lads
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>>64608777
that is fuckin hot senpai get it cleaned
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>>64608726
Kek

>>64608731
>>64608741
Nice

>>64608755
>that oval next to the mine
Holy shit
>>
#watermelonboy
>>
>>64608777
Considering how your machine probably can only render your gay porn in ASCII I'm not surprised
>>
>>64608679
Hobart is incredibly similar down to the fucking mountains in the background. Not the most developed city in Australia.
>>
>>64608658
Would definitely go there, how much were tickets?
>>
IS Dwarren Bravo related to Brian Lara?
>>
just turned on the game, fucking huge crowd holy shit
>>
>>64608715
I remember we played them in a one day series in Darwin a few years ago.
>>
>>64608777
mine's still running hot after I cleaned the dust out

I may have to replace the thermal paste, since the heat is limited to my CPU while the mobo stays cool
>>
do any other T20 domestic leagues have the potential of being as big as the BBL and IPL?
>>
>>64608796
>ywn go for a trip to Tassie with your qt3.14 gf and go to Bellerive for a le comfy day of Test cricket and then the next day go to MoNA

JDIMSA
>>
>>64608811
The CPL could be popular, so could the English one
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>>64608801
They did a scene together for blacked
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>Hales has literally had less strike rate than Cook all series
>The "aggressive" counterweight
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>>64608811

in terms of money, only England

But t20 cricket will never catch on in Englel like it has here and in India

The ECB is a joke. They invented t20 cricket and still dont have a real comp
>>
>>64608811
The BSA League.
>>
>>64608823
MoNA is pretty shit m8. Went there with the f a m recently and there's this giant wall of vaginas but the twist is some of those vaginas come from 80 year old women so you don't know what you're beating off to and most of it is pretentious as fuck.
>>
Lads, I like BBL but I am indifferent to poopeelians.

What do?
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>>64608831
It's more like that no one cares about domestic cricket here. Football is just ridiculously bigger.

No one would even be able to name any domestic teams.
>>
>>64608840
Did you LITERALLY beat off while you were there? Did your family catch you?
>>
>MUH CROWD
>MUH WATERMELON KID
so this is what normie commentators talk about to pass the time
>>
>>64608840
You check out the shit machine doing a poo at 2pm? Or the toilet with mirror rig so you watch your arsehole release poo?
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>>64608828

Post in the DESIGNATED thread or daniel will lose it
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>>64608844
>It's more like that no one cares about domestic cricket here

literally no one did here either until the last 2 years. Now there are 80,000 in the 'G

England actually has by far the best domestic crowds in the world in FC. Our Shield games literally have <30 people attending each one and its basically just mums. There are hundreds sometimes thousands at English county games
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>>64608853

that kid is a savage cunt though, he is going to be shitting chunks at 3-4am tomorrow morning
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>>64608844
Durham CCC
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>>64608853
How do NFL commentators pass the time during the 90% of the game where nothing happens?
>>
>>64608831

T20 will work if you change it to a city format.

Literally no one in modern England gives a fuck about Gloucestershire or Somerset, I bet. Besides, England is the one place where a city derby could actually work.
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>>64608865
They make up statistics, pussy.

Limited.
>>
>>64608828
>the "Cook has le low strike rate and therefore is le bad batsman" meme
Infuriates me more than anything, as anyone who spouts it is guaranteed to be a seething summer of cricket casual who only watches Australian test matches.
Cook fits the mould of an opening batsman perfectly, before all these meme players with their >LE AGGRESSION XDXD gimmicks came out of the woodwork.
>>
>>64608844
Create a 10 team city based T20 league which runs for 6 weeks in footie off season and it'll go gangbusters
>>
I bet they wouldn't make fun of a black kid eating watermelon, double standards desu
>>
>>64608865
they talk about all the best ads they watched
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>>64608877

Bayliss was LITERALLY shilling for an aggressive number 3 yesterday despite Compton LITERALLY winning that test by blocking. Keep in mind that this is a team that already has Stokes, Root, Buttler, Bitchstow and Ali.

Based McMeme has totally ruined England's future by sucking them into the aggression meme.
>>
>LE FUG LE GOLDBLAY XDXD
>>
holy shit Mayer is fucking insufferable
>>
>>64608873

Yeah I agree. I was saying that during the Ashes but all the "poms" like Jynn and George Dobell were chimping out over it.

>England is the one place where a city derby could actually work.

Know your stuff casual. There are LITERALLY 80,000 people in the MCG for one of those RIGHT NOW

The Sydney and Melbourne "derbies" pull the best crowds. They may be manufactured "rivalries", but they are actually starting to work somehow
>>
>>64608901
>manufactured "rivalries"

It is a manufacturer league.
>>
>>64608788
Didn't they say it was tony schibeci's son?
Whole thing was probably a publicity stunt for womens big bash
>>
>>64608853
that watermelon kid is fucking amazing tho
>>
>>64608900

he is only doing the double headers

he will fuck off for the next week thankfully

>>64608912

true, but its working

The support in Adelaide and Perth is actually serious at this point and the comp is only 3 years old now (since it went to Free tv)
>>
they key to success for any sport is being on FTA bbl was literally sub 10k crowds until channel 10 started broadcasting
>>
>>64608925
Are you saying that people in Melbourne and Sydney are only ironically supporting """their""" teams?
>>
AWWWW AND HE'S SMASHED THAT
>>
>>64608927
You could broadcast every game of A-League live on FTA and it would not make the league substantially more popular.
>>
Gill the Shill
>>
>>64608928

yeah basically, especially Melbourne because people dont know which team to support.

In Sydney there's atleast a geographical separation, but they should try to brand the Thunder more as Western Sydney.

In Melbourne both teams are in the CBD
>>
>>64608925

That's because there's fuck all to do in Adelaide and Perth.

Put a franchise team in Crushedchurch and you will get the same effect.

>>64608927

It's actually a combination of

>FTA broadcasting
>city based teams
>pandering to women and children

That last point isn't exactly a criticism btw
>>
>>64608946
>this flag
>this post

I'm sure you're an expert on Adelaide and Perth, statsgook
>>
>>64608928
people in the one team cities do seem to have a bit more attachment to their teams - in melbourne and sydney there are still plenty of people who are happy just seeing either of their city's teams do well
>>
fucking bravo Stoinis

>>64608946

And
>having a game everyday

Don't underestimate how shit Englands format is. Having a game everyday in the school holidays keeps people paying attention. In England it is once a week and it goes for months. People just stop caring.
>>
>>64608955

Born in Adelaide, moved here when I was 5.
>>
>>64608943
Is there no geographical "difference" in Melbourne?

Obviously both teams play in the CBD but in terms of the general feeling amongst the people themselves?
>>
>>64608955

yeah its fucking extraordinary

Adelaide and Perth are literally both bigger cities than Auckland
>>
>>64608956
I've unironically adopted the Sixers as my team because it is fun to make fun of poor Western suburbs bogans and it was easier to bully the the Thunder when they had that full season losing streak.

I don't even live in Sydney.
>>
I don't under the purpose of the WBBL when women can't into memeing. 9/96 is a shit 20 over score
>>
>>64608966

I dont know because im not from melbourne but read this: http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/946099.html?CMP=chrome

Even the literal boss of the BBL struggles to explain the difference between the Stars and Renegades. All he does is spout memes.

>The [Sydney] Sixers have built themselves as a really strong entertainment brand. The [Sydney] Thunder are a bit more grounded, in terms of their community outreach, etc. The [Melbourne] Stars consider themselves very much as the Melbourne sporting fabric at the MCG, while the [Melbourne] Renegades offer something very different in a stadium with a roof and the motocross at the innings break.
>>
>>64608979
>women can't into memeing

Has there ever been a good meme invented by a woman? serious question
>>
>>64608937
it would help
>>
>>64608966
stars play at the g, renegades play at docklands - both grounds are pretty much within the cbd though

the perception is definitely that the renegades are the "underdog" team while the stars have the flashy superstar players
>>
>>64608982
I feel like it was the same sort of thing in the A-League with the Victory-Heat/City split.

Melbs just doesn't have that sort of "us vs them" thing between westies and the normal people.
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>>64608982
>while the [Melbourne] Renegades offer something very different in a stadium with a roof and the motocross at the innings break.
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The BBL is definitely plastic I don't think anyone is denying that
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>>64608993
I think its a bit different now, as victory are the older club while city are the oil money new boys.
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>>64608982
>differentiating yourself with a roof and a bogan on a motorbike at halftime

Kek.

KEK.

Why is Melbourne completely DEVOID of character amongst their "population"?
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>>64608961
>>64608946
There's also the fact that ECB just sells all their broadcasting rights to pay per view (really expensive) Sky, which most people don't have during the summer since football isn't on. Nobody would see it anyway.
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>>64608937
It definitely would. You need to develop a narrative for any sport as if it were a soap opera. You can't expect people to like the A league when they only see one game a week at most and barely know any of the players. The masses need emotional investment and character building before you can expect them to like something.
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AWWW BROILIANTLY TAKEN BY MATTY WOIDE!
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>>64609008
It literally took foreign oil money ownership to generate that though, it wasn't already present unlike Sydney FC/WSW.
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>>64609013
aren't they in talks with the BBC over broadcasting rights?
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>>64609001
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>>64609014
>You can't expect people to like the A league when they only see one game a week at most

Nobody watches that one game as is m8. It's literally a stagnant "community" and Gallop is a terrible, conservative administrator.
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>>64609020
>>64609020
Yeah I agree with you, but I was making the distinction between victory/city and the level of plastic that we see here.
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>>64609013

Is Sky dying in the UK like it is over here?
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>>64609027
What is so funny?
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AWWW BRILLIANT SHOT BY KOI PAY THERE
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>>64609024
BBC would never get it other than maybe highlights packages. It takes up too much time in their schedule.

I haven't heard anything of the sort.

BT Sports (relatively new sports channel) has started aggressively buying up Sky's monopoly. They show a lot of premier league games now (not as many), and also bought the Ashes 2016/17 rights. However, they're pay per view also, and it's just annoying because if you want to watch all the sports you just need 2 subscriptions now.
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>>64609031
By here do you mean the BBL?

Regarding City it's exactly the same, if not worse because of the foreign ownership thing.

I think Victory's fanbase is pretty decent and has been since the league's inception though.
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>omg celebrities without technology for 6 weeks, how will they live XD
>meanwhile they cash in millions for appearing
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>>64609033

doubt it because they need it for their precious povertydive

they take their divegrass far more seriously than >you do Rugby
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>>64609052
>LE FUGG LE CHANELL TEND XDXD
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>>64608937
It would, but they need better administration to get there and don't have a friendly station to help push it, leaving them absolutely fucked

7: AFL, won't touch ayy league ever except for international teams here for friendlies, which they didn't take seriously at all
9: NRL, former AFL in Melbourne and want that pie again, literally want ayy to die before it kills NRL
10: now has BBL

That only leaves wog central, who will never have enough money to have full, live coverage of all games. If they did, the government would defund them even more
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>>64609008

isnt oil money useless in ayy?

I know they had David Vila for like 2 games but otherwise isnt everyone under a salary cap?
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>>64609052
You don't have to watch it
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>>64609057
To be fair, it is legitmately the worst of the major networks.

>Captcha: select French Fries
THEY'RE HOT CHIPS YOU FUCKIN SEPPO CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>64609040
your desktop
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>>64609060

Channel 10 also went after the international cricket from 9

They actually outbid them but 9 had a clause which lets them match the top offer
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>>64609051
the problem with both of them is they offered no real point of difference except being not as good/less star players - so the underdog team only appealed to contrarians and people supporting the bigger club didn't really take them seriously enough to make a real rivalry of it

in hindsight, both the a-league and bbl should have tried to make clear points of difference in their two melbourne teams - the a-league could have done this by aligning heart with south melbourne even if they didn't want to officially call them that
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>>64609065
>reeee'ing in 2016

C'mon nigga, we went over this
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>>64609001
>VLC
Kill yourself
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>>64609001
>>64609040
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>>64609069
Good.
Channel 10 would do a worse job of covering internationals than channel 9.
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What would happen if some doctor exposed cricket as a violent/dangerous sport, the same way Will Smith did in the handegg movie?
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>>64609065
Channel 9 is objectively the worst desu senpai
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>>64609063
>"Hey Gilly, how would you go on I'm a Celebrity XD"
>bunnings warehouse replay
rinse and repeat
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>>64609075
How does this person wearing a shirt that says communism have anything to do with me?
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>>64609084
You are watching free to air television, why are you complaining?
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>>64609060
There isn't the potential benefits in it for a commercial network to take the risk, people just genuinely don't care enough about domestic divegrass.

A FTA network here would be more likely to buy EPL rights onsold from Optus than have a crack at the A-League.

There isn't the demand for it, it's literally NBL-tier. People that blame SBS for the A-League not rating are kidding themselves, if people were interested they'd find number 32 on their fucking remote and watch.
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>>64609073
It's my second day of CURRENT YEAR, go easy on me m8

>>64609082
9 is almost as bad, but they've got Based Karl
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when did the steam sale become so shit?
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>>64609067
Why is it funny?
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>>64609075
>tfw no qt bolshevik gf

end me
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>>64609079
Agreed desu, some shit is just too ingrained.
I don't expect anyone else to do justice to the tour de france or wogball over sbs, and as much shit as you can give 9's commentary team, I could guarantee that 10 doing tests would be horrific
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BUMSLAPS
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>>64609071
>the a-league could have done this by aligning heart with south melbourne even if they didn't want to officially call them that

Pretty much goes completely against the A-League. Is there no latent "hurr poor people vs latte sippers" thing in Melbourne? That is literally at the core of Sydney FC/WSW, Roosters/any other Sydney NRL club.
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>>64609097
fat autistic video game virgins are directed to >>64608420
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JUST
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>>64609097
Is it that bad?
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>>64609099
Because it's a failed ideology
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>>64609102
>mfw the NRL will NEVER, EVER not be on 9

When will Ray Warren JUST die already?
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>>64609105
>any other Sydney NRL

I dont follow NRL but the Tigers & Manly are definitely not in poor areas
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>LE MEGSIGGAN WABE XD :D :DD
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>>64609122
took me a few seconds to understand it, this time
then I kek'd
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>>64609090
Because it's cheap and gimmicky
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>>64609119
The Tigers are basically homeless, they play at 4 different "home" grounds and have a severe disconnect with their fanbase. They are easily the biggest basketcase of all the Sydney clubs right now.

They would be better to completely ditch the inner west and go fulltime at Campbelltown or split 50/50 C'Town and ANZ, there is more growth for them there.

True about Manly, although they are basically another world away despite it still being "Sydney".
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>tfw Glenn is trying to make a meme-free innings
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>>64609105
rugby league is for poor people
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>>64609128
So is your life
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>>64609105
I don't think soccer is that popular in the western suburbs, it's mainly just wogs who by now (second/third/fourth) generation are spread across the city (geographically and by class)

if they had called the second team south melbourne it would have made it greeks (south) vs italians (victory) where there is some genuine passion in melbourne soccer, but the a-league didn't want to risk any of the ethnic stuff so here we are with largely plastic clubs that have no cultural identity
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>>64609131
He literally starts turning it up when they need the runs so he can be le quirky hitting hero
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>>64609130
>>64609119
>>64609115

/nrl/ in MY /cric/

Fuck off and make your own threads for your dead "spoort", I hope the big crowd is triggering you casuals too much KEK
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Why is this meme about Rugby is for rich people still alive?

We don't even have a class system in this country so to say that Rugby is a rich person's game is extremely contrived and wrong. Almost every public high school has a Rugby team in this country.
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>>64609133
I disagree
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>>64609140
/nrl/ LITERALLY organises and perpetuates /cric/.
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>>64609140
>Fuck off and make your own threads for your dead "spoort"
Isn't Origin the biggest viewed sporting event each year?

I have no dog in this fight, just sayin
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>>64609119
then why is brookvale oval such a povvo hole
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>>64609131
not anymore
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>>64609143
Are you implying that you aren't a worthless loser?


Are you implying that you are one of those many people that have wonderful lives but also somehow manage to find 8-12 hours a day to post on 4chan?
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>>64609142
My school didn't. Kek we even had an AFL team before a Poonion team.

t. PPSB from PPSB area
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Hi lads what was the ustream link for the sa vs eng game?
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Is there a more repulsive poster than statschink?
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>>64609146
Gets bigger each year afaik.

Compare that with the best crowds this summer, like only 47k at Adelaide on day 1 then piss all for the rest of the tests so far.
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>>64609147
Manly council
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Pharmafreak Ripped Freak Cookies and Cream is OBJECTIVELY THE best whey powder.

Prove me wrong.
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>>64609146
3 shallows doesn't make a winter familia

Even the Based league generates some hype for their big games, doesn't stop their shit ones from being attended by two men and a dog, same deal with the NRL
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>NSL

Never again. Fucking cringe

http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/stories/s565136.htm
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>>64609147
The State Government doesn't not care about affluent white people in a small geographic part of the city and would rather target votes from the masses of brown people in the west.
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>>64609156
That's a shame, you could have tried to break your back getting crushed in a collapsed scrum.
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Reminder Reality Check "tipped" Memeswell to underperform and KP to hit 60
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>>64609105
Happens with AFL when you have 10 teams born in the suburbs. When you create two teams out of fuck all, and don't define identity from the start, people don't get rabid. Victory has an ok fanbase I guess, heart had the underdog thing for a bit but killed it with the city buyout.

Can't do the east/west divide as easily in melbourne cause the east is like triple the size of the west, there are moderately affluent areas in the west, and then you have the northern suburbs, full of other races to pander to, being ignored.
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>>64609155
>Are you implying that you aren't a worthless loser?
Yes
>Are you implying that you are one of those many people that have wonderful lives
No
>but also somehow manage to find 8-12 hours a day to post on 4chan?
I don't do that
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>>64609158
Where are the stats that this so called "statsautist" posts?
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>>64609164
>3 shallows doesn't make a winter familia

Except it literally does in this case, KEK. Origin is the only thing keeping Rugby League close to AFL in TV money.

The AFL is perpetually SEETHED that it doesn't have it's own popular Origin concept.
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Box Hill deserves their own national AFL team, if anyone disagrees they are a casual
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Maxwell is looking extremely solid tonight
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>>64609157
try asking in the other thread, the kiwi who does them is there
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>>64609171
You're posting on 4chan, how are you not a worthless loser?

Explain to me in 50 words or less what you do to contribute to society that warrants you not a worthless loser.
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>>64609177
Port Melbourne before anyone else m8
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>>64609146
Are NRL still so cucked that they have to play a state of origin game in Melbourne to make money?
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New bread where?
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>>64609176
>Origin is the only thing keeping Rugby League close to AFL in TV money.

Eh

>At its peak, a whopping 4.4 million people tuned in to the NRL grand final between the Brisbane Broncos and North Queensland Cowboys on Sunday night - a new record for the league.

>The figure is almost half a million higher than Saturday afternoon's clash between the West Coast Eagles and Hawthorn which peaked at 3.9 million.
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LET'S GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
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>>64609192
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>>64609172

I gave him the moniker so I can answer that

During the CWC and Ashes he was spamming a bunch of stats about Steve Smith pointing out the high quantity of runs he had been scoring in the 1st innings and was implying he was a shit player because of those "stats".

I've never seen one "person" as poorturbed about one cricketer as statschink is with GOATven GODth
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>>64609181
I'm a student, I have a job and friends: that's enough for me to not believe that I'm a "worthless loser." You can probably use some strange logic to try convince me otherwise, but it won't work.
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>>64609196
>12 posts late
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>>64609172

Literally never.

Krazycuck gave me that name the ONE TIME I used stats as part of my argument that Smith was a first innings babby.

If you guys are going to insist on a name for me, at least make it relevant, like Zhang or something
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>>64609186
Williamstown desu
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>>64609200
>I've never seen one "person" as poorturbed about one cricketer as statschink is with GOATven GODth

(YOU) with McMeme.

It genuinely makes your blood boil to say a single good thing about him. Ditto Anderson.
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>>64609177

imagine an AFL team full of asians
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MEMESWELL EXPOSED
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who's the sister with memeswell
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>>64609228
Imagine a city full of lameass Asians.
Imagine Auckland.
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>>64609262
Daniel m8, fucking relax, before Zhang takes Ivana for a ride too.
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>3 cric threads
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>>64608658
nice picture m8

iphone 6S?
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Game travelling along just as I predicted, besides KP getting out with a mishit early on.
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>>64609280
>LE EVERY NZER IS DANIEL MAN
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>>64609009
You mean poopulation?
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>>64609080
Because cricket kills maybe 2 people a century, as opposed to NFL which gives about 90% of its players permanent brain damage for life.
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>>64609142
Private school fag here. No rugby team but I guess it's because I'm a Cucktorian.
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walkcunt on suicide watch
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