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Memepiss Auburn o62.5 is THE bet of the day edition
Memphis may cover it by themselves subedition ;)
Previous >>64534476
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Extending my sincerest apologies to ameribets
>>64548467
Why's that lad?
bankroll on halal madrid and barca double sub sub edition
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love betting against the leafs
13/10 for me LOL
>>64548502
/freemoney/
>>64548502
Sociedad is gonna peel the draw dont do it
>>64548688
I don't think he was implying you should do it m8...
>no urgay bb until 8th
>no urgay football until february
m-muh growth
so scared of taking j west's u8.5 slag corners
there is a sport drought at the moment. Can't wait for a few weeks into the new year
>>64549255
when in drought, have no doubt, the future is at hand.
>>64549276
but the meme team are winning the superb owl. If panthers don't win, I hope seahawks do.
>he didn't get on overs in the ongc/pifa fc game
>>64549117
im on this, if it fails im gonna have to track him down and test that chin
Ittihad Al Shorta - El Dakhleya = X or El Dakhleya at 1.28
El Dakhleya have no away loss so far. Table position = 2/18
Ittihad have no home win so far. TP = 15/18
>>64550285
'due'
Worth a punt i suppose :^)
10.45 Greyville
SOV. REIGN is due a win
good luck those following :))
That thrill when you find value in a youth hong kong match in the 5 minute frame before the favorite scores, and then it's gone forever
>>64550608
BOOM
11.15 Greyville
ROYALSECURITYBABY is due a win
good luck if following
>>64550673
put todays food money on it
wanna go from a happy meal to a nandos here senpai
>>64550285
i've gone large on it
>>64550673
kill urself
>>64550285
In
YABL
>>64550635
>3rd
HK Rangers (Hong Kong,reserves) is up 5-0 and is 1.22 wtf
>>64550979
oh wait I have it wrong. it's the next goal
>>64550979
AHHAHAA
>>64550979
T E A R S
>>64550979
everyone falls for it at least once
difference between corners 2 way and asian total corners?
Greyhounds isn't as much of a lotto as I thought, making ok money desu.
>>64551027
no difference, odds may differ very slightly
>>64551027
2 way corners means corners total from the 2 teams. 3 way includes corners from the ball hitting the ref as well.
>>64550993
>>64551005
T E A R S if you weren't on this [spoiler]lock of the century[/spoiler]
maybe I should just go back to bed and stay there until tomorrow
>>64550979
>The team that's ahead has shit odds
stop the fucking presses
>>64551128
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
>>64551117
Plz go to work for me lid, starts in 50 bings
>>64551128
>Le clueless salty American
Woke up early because you got your last warning at your tez warehouse gig for being late again lid?
>betting on soccer
chaos ball 2bh
>tfw japs eye
lotto shite
>>64548419
I put a cheeky $75 on o62.5
Every bowl game has had like 80 points. Im sure the trend will continue
Do you guys remember that guy BritGreek? What happened to that fellow, i heard he is doing a master in gender studies?
>>64551141
Le american variation of calijah at tesco meme
>>64551162
>Every bowl game has had like 80 points
'no'
Feeling sick with how well priced these HK games have become.
Reminder to walk the dog, feed the cat, call grandma etc. because J West has a LARGE coming up in a few hours.
>>64551288
Can't stop topping up on it.
>>64551288
Corners tip?
Nice to see Jennifer West helping disprove the "/bet/ moves lines" meme.
>>64551326
How would you feel about a cum tribute?
I need tips like AIR m80s
>>64551349
doubt any bookies carrying israeli slags match in the 'land of the free'
>>64551343
Violated.
Imagine not having SUMS on a genuine J West large.
>>64551417
6% of bankroll on.
S H A K I NG
>>64551417
what is it?
I've got all my money on the big 3 Spanish teams today. Literally 90% of bank roll.
>>64551467
U8.5 corners on Bnot v ATG in the Israeli Women's Div 1
>>64551499
>he thinks that's the bet
Tears budro
>Coral account limited
Hardly used it. Nick just BEGGING for his chin to be tested.
Need a Flatanon horse tip desu
TSUUUU vs Sociedad over 4.5 goals
Magnus announced a videobet, I'll translate it as soon as it's posted.
just how L A R G E is everyone going on J West?
>>64551674
USVI tier
>>64551674
too large. see >>64551426
>>64551674
is it actually the corners bet?
Does Euan's twitter mate Luke Hicks post here?
>>64551702
yes
>>64551674
3 figs
>>64551713
Yeah. I think so
>Crying over being limited after making £180 off 8 bets
>>64551674
A greasy fiver.
Euan considered a BIG BOY?
an, in that case it's nothing to do with me. Sorry.
too BIG for CORAL
>>64551750
What are your thoughts on this slag game then Euan lad? you on anything other then this greasy fiver.
>>64551751
All of that is dealt with in Gib. Nick is in London.
You'll never get people talking about a game of darts like it's full of skill and tactics in the glorious caliphate.
>>64551773
Would have taken -4.0 which it was when I woke up but now it is -4.5 I'm not sure it is worth anywhere near as much. Will probably just be hoping for decent rball, no early goal, and they line to drop.
Prestaked the favs SW double in the other two games priced.
>>64551730
>not available on 365
>>64550285
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>64551800
tears if you missed it
>>64551795
Big shift just now; down to -3.5. Worth a go?
Smacked corners just in time
A I R
>>64551845
S H A K I NG
Magnus' videobet is uploaded and the twitterslugs doesn't have a clue.
5 bets from him today.
Spurs u197.5
Plumlee o7r (8 or 9 units)
Gortat o9.5r (6 units)
Young o9.5r (7 units)
Kobe o19 (6 units)
Will be posting some twitter-bets later possibly.
>>64551893
( M I N U S T H R E E )
This you Uruguay basketball guy?
>>64551893
down to -3 now
>>64551908
on large
>>64551906
>>64551908
M A D N E S S
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S
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K
E
>>64551800
just reappeared
>>64551917
Genuinely considering a a large on it tbqh, and I'm usually pretty conservative with my stakes.
Whats behind the drop? Surely there's something we are missing?
Shaking so much @ -3 finally going to become a millionaire.
>>64551916
>>64551945
>>64551927
post slips
>>64551926
What's the bet?
>>64551949
Academic SW. Handing out /freemoney/
>>64551927
It is a large imo.
>>64551942
Someone tipped Bnot DC cheeky.
Dread to think how hard Euan is shaking right now.
head's gone. 12.5% bankroll on this game now between corners and -3.0
You know that way your penis goes all funny feeling when you get really nervous? Got that.
>dedi22 is on bnot DC
>>64551993
UAC
>>64551991
yeah, I'm hard too.
Another HT/FT festival in Portugal today?
Moreirense and Portimonense game look promising.
Lads, back again. What is worth betting on today.
Btw, I see you lads like betting on obscure hipster football, I support Kings Lynn (maybe someone remembers me posting a few years ago) and could give you some tips for non league football.
For starters, put everything on us to lose away from home second half of the season.
>>64552050
Dire gimmick.
shaking 7 minutes
Need to get some fags but it's pissing it down. Seething.
Literally dedi22 vs Euan
Blogabet vs /bet/
>>64552082
Smoking is -ev anyway m8
>>64552058
>supporting the second best team in my country (Suffolk can have Lowestoft) is a gimmick
Behave please
>>64552091
this.
It's crunch time.
>-3 odds TUMBLING
>>64552110
How you feeling lad? About to be UAC or full of WORRY
Requesting we get moved to /biz/ if blogabet KOs Euan
>Keep in mind that this is a very low stakes bet. Yes, sakhnin is poor, being trashed week after week because of bad economical situation. This season there are many good teams with 3 foreigns each for most of the teams. But- sakhnin still has 6-7 regulars that stayed from their solid last season and they play today vs academic team that itself is very young of 18-19 years girls. They suppose to be the best girls from all youth team, playing together for 2 seasons before return to their home based clubs, but still this is their 1st season together, and they look much more weaker and for sure inexperienced comparing to previous academic u19 team that did well on league. Again, this is my 1st ever real low stake bet, keep it in mind
S H A K I N G
Too much on
>>64551900
Ah yes, a bookie shill who advises you place 9(nine) units on a player prop (the biggest vig taken by vegas) and claims he had a 132% ROI last season.
C L U E L E S S
THESE ODDS
MINUS 2.75
>>64551900
>all bets over 6 units
'no'
>>64552159
>>64552162
concerned lads. d-do we reback?
plus b365 says it's raining, so that's also suggesting there won't be a goalfest (it's israel slags ffs)
HOW MANY REBACKS LADS?
EUAN SMACKING THE OTHER SIDE
IN TOO DEEP LADS. ALSO CORNER MARKET DED.
>>64552175
not gonna lie, biggest bet of the month lid.
Strange, very strange.
DELAYED KO BECAUSE BNOT ASKED THE REF TO WAIT 10 MIN TO SEE IF THEIR DEFENDER TURNS UP
Here we go lids
>>64552214
Delayed because one of the slags is going to give a birth of the child PSML
CANT STOP FARTING
>>64552050
Auburn -3 is my Certified Best Bet of the Day™
Go large. There's no way that bet is losing
>this very early rball
Oh god what have I done
>>64552285
>bet365 refreshed itself and I lost my rball
>>64552297
Fucking hate that desu
Wish I had money left to back this drift.
JUST
>2 corners in the first 5 minutes
JWest in floods of tears
>Two corners already
>J West
Stick a fork in me lids.
-2.5 DEAR GOD
got a bad feeling lids. off for a very long walk to contemplate what i'm doing in this life.
>>64552214
well, did she turn up?
lel, I'm small on u4.5 and the dedi tips
I'd love a stream of this for the lulz
meanwhile penulty
Dedi is unreal. No words if you're not following him.
>>64552393
https://www.stoiximan.gr/live/Bnot-Sakhin-W-v-Girls-Soccer-Academy-W-573144
If you've lost the b365 rball
>>64552385
Yes but hasnt warmed up. Will get cramp SOON
>>64552442
mysides
>>64552405
>We regret to inform you that due to changes in British legislation (Gambling Act), which will apply from 1 November 2014, the page Stoiximan will not be accessible in the United Kingdom after October 31, 2014.
Tempobet also has it which I'm using but cheers though
feel sick
LITERALLY going to be on a 0 soon
>>64552393
IMAGINE following Euan rather than a shrewd local who knows each team inside out and regularly talks to players.
>>64552509
>LITERALLY going to be on a 0 soon
that's what you get for following tips for jewish slags playing soccer in a korean painting board
Corner bets are more lotto than ameribets' tips. Imagine thinking there's any logic to number of corners.
As always, pmsl.
>>64552516
looking like I'll be down on corners and -3. Might kill myself if this doesn't come in. Absolutely cunted this up.
Had a small chuckle at MARK replying to Euan on Twitter tbqh.
How much are the spotty faced summer students going to be down after this fiasco? Don't worry though lids, student loans get paid in January!!! Tears!!!
>>64552566
Please have sex.
never been so DOWN
Everybody waited for rball before staking so I doubt anyone's lost anything.
Right guys?
>>64552553
>le get angry at teams on twitter over late teamsheets man
>this rball
only a matter of time budros
>slugs getting robbed by kike slags
poetry
>trusting yuro tips
You faggots deserve to lose money tbhonest
>>64552608
yes 2bh might stick a tenner on -2 for fun now tho. Seems like lotto shite.
Just been to the shop and she forgot to charge for the kinder buenos I bought pmsl. UAC.
REFBALLLLLL
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>The penalty wasn't pushed away for a corner
E U A N
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Bnot Sakhnin F.C.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Bnot Sakhnin F.C. Full name Bnot Sakhnin Football Club br/>בנות סכנין
Founded 1999
Ground Doha Stadium, Sakhnin
Capacity 8,500
Chairman Hamid Ghanaim
Manager Zahi Alian
League Ligat Nashim
2014–15 6th
>Bnot Sakhnin (Hebrew: בנות סכנין, Arabic: هبوعيل فتيات سخنين) is an Arab-Israeli women's football club from Sakhnin competing in the Israeli First League and the Israeli Women's Cup.
>ARAB
well, of course they'd be fucked over lel
Down insane
>>64552789
It's not over lid
>>64552806
No chance DC wins now zzz
>>64552824
>haha! im opposing /bet/ look at me! >:)
Euan shaking
>>64552872
>>64552872
I'm following a very good Israeli tipster who has won me tens of thousands as opposed to a lotto corners bet with tiny lays and the psuedo shrewdie Euan.
Malaga
Deportivo
Sevilla
Villareal
Atletico
I am the shrewdest shrewdie on here
Is it 3-0 yet?
>>64552970
>tens of thousands
pmsl
>>64553015
It will be soon mate. Go have a half coke and relax.
>actually putting money on an israeli womens soccer corner kick proposition bet
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You degenerates crack me up
>>64553068
Value's value
>>64553068
But the corner bet looks good right now?
>>64553068
Corner bet is looking good laddy
>>64553091
Whats the corner kick total at?
>>64553120
3 at half time, needs 6 more in the second half to lose
Becoming CONCERNED and AGITATED
>>64553136
Its still a rediculous bet win or lose
J West unreal
actually considering taking a red on the -3 and hoping the corners shite gets in
>>64553201
the longer you consider the more you lose
Cant take it. Got some on U3 to trade out a bit
>>64553240
W E A K
>>64553215
took a decent hit but will be comfortably up if corners get in.
Lads, now that I've cashed out the goals will flow, worry not.
Imagine having an account available to get a decent stake on corners pmsl, bookies will get your tenner winnings back tomorrow
>>64550474
m8, its liverpool were talking about
BOOM
EUAN UNREAL
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>>64553270
kek
Need some lotto college bowls tip
who /hoping for a 1-3/ here
BNOT HAVE A GOALKEEPER IN NET
>Traded out and got on the +
S W E A T I N G
>>64553270
can follow you now and only take £1.50 hit, debating it
>>64553348
Auburn -5
Bankroll it
>>64553392
Hope this is subtle bait desu
Just put my stepson's birthday present money on -1
>the madness in the inverness game
>>64553409
my wife's son is watching the rball with me, im teaching him some betting stuff, he said he has a feeling it they are gonna score 2 more so I have gone LARGE
>>64553433
no.1 dad
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378081/Looters-target-flood-victims-homes-Thieves-steal-properties-submerged-dirty-water-Storm-Frank-threatens-6in-rain.html
>climate change is not a thing
imagine leaving anywhere but the glorious south east
>>64553488
>living in an area where it can flood
-ev
TEARS
DOWN BRAINS
>>64553390
UAC
A
C
DOWN
A
C
down so much i cant breathe
help me please someone
done
>>64553519
>>64553525
>>64553527
zzzzzzzz no you aren't, bubblegum babbies like you are down mere pennies in terms of my roll
just tested my wife's son's chin, didnt go too well, hes on the floor not moving
>>64553488
>imagine leaving anywhere but the glorious south east
Freudian slip?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64553541
Why wont you have sex? There's lots of girls everywhere m8, I am sure one will like you enough if you just try.
It wasnt supposed to be like this.
THE BET was u8.5 corners desu
>>64553544
No, he's from the south east so his first language is some Somalian dialect.
>>64553561
I have plenty of sex. Please have sex.
hope your chin's feeling strong Euan buddy
>>64553543
no.1 dad
>could have followed J West
>followed Euan instead
Up insane from corners 2bh
>>64553589
followed both, neither up nor down
>/bet/
Is Euan kill?
inb4 late flurry of corners
zzzzzzz
>>64553613
one more goal and yeah he is finished he tried to cover with u3 so if it ends 3-1 or 2-2 hes double fucked
>>64553614
S W E A T I N G
>>64553614
WORRY
>2 corners in 2 mins
what is this?
LMFAO
Euan down so much
>>64553648
banger
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
