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>Looks like another 0-0 up sums again! sub-edtion
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>shrewed
>>64534514
> :^)
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win few, lose more, all the same to me,
The +ev is to lay, makes no difference what you pay,
I do share your greed, the only group I need is
The PGA
The PGA
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!
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Reposting for anyone interested in getting into the Austrian indoor football
https://wearefootball.com/hallenmasters.15.16/posts/9f80ed22-7b12-4f40-9fa2-8490886e3037
Why not Lemmy appreciation edition? :(
>>64534581
Next one I hope, after 24hours innit :^(
So does anyone want to post ideas or should we just sit here and type stupid songs?
>>64534625
Ideas of what?
Punt on the Portuguese cup as their is literally nothing else
Started to have intrusive thoughts and dreams
>shes a goalkeeper mods pls leave me be ffs
>>64534562
This is so cringeworthy. The worst part is you are clearly proud of constructing this song, and have attempted to samefag multiple times to promote it when the reality is no one cares
>>64534644
There is literally free money going on right now. LITERALLY.
>>64534635
I don't know, maybe what to gamble on
mong
>>64534667
wtb
>>64534669
>implying you can follow the bets discussed here
mong
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>>64534669
waah waah goo goo gaa
when is NYE? I can't rememember how many days dec has
>>64534682
alright dino? you're a real shrewdie you are
>>64534700
Tomorrow lid.
in tears and pmsl at this kilmarnock handi, gonna be a good january sales shopping spree!
>>64534705
Please have sex. Imagine not taking the opportunity to increase your betfair roll by 7% right now for zero risk pmsl.
Never betting on bangladesh again now that we know they are always worried about climate change
>>64534508
>>64534508
>>64534508
Maccabi Beer Sheva players KNACKERED.
>>64534661
>Literally been posted twice
>Oosterzonen putting up the pre match meal menu and not the line ups on their website
ffs
MCFC -130 is LITERALLY free money
>>64534723
>He wasn't on win at 1.08
u,u
>>64534714
>
whats the score m8
>>64534740
wow so shrewd but yet so unlucky! uh, you put in all the leg work but where's the reward amirite?
>>64534749
>thinking Man City will win by 131 goals
Not sure on this one m8
>>64534740
Doesn't matter, even their bench players have some form of top and second division experience. This will be embarrassing.
>>64534740
Haha lol such an obscure game xD good on you for trying your best to do some research fella, proud of you :) hopefully pays off one day! :D
>>64534740
>pre match meal
that's their opposition m8
>>64534740
Have their priorities right desu.
>tfw didn't feel like keeping a spreadsheet this month
>first week and a half go great and I almost reach 30k
>skedge gets tez
>recalculate roll today
>down to 21k
Feels Mackers man. Going to withdraw 11 and start 2016 with 10.
>>64534792
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>>64534740
>by mentioning this friendly I hope a real shrewdie will drop me a tip
tears, utter tears at you. Please post a screenshot of your bank account. I bet it doesn't even reach 6 figures
>>64534792
might as well invest in an index fund m8, you wont beat market like that
Leicester-Manchester City » 2 ( 1X2) @ 1.9 5/10
wow! for me this is great odds. leicester returns from 0-1 defeat to liverpool and plays very poorly. first time this season does not score. man city returns to winning ways with crafted 4-1 victory and can bounce back again in must win 6 pointer. for me man city with silva; aguero; de bruyne has too much fire power! medium units for 2 for this game!
>>64534766
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>>64534813
zzzzzzzzz, IMAGINE being so riled about some so trivial
Lads Notts County have fired their manager, surely the pay off and the cost of appointing a new one will push them into administration. UAC is coming.
literally am not comfortable with any stakes in lester and city, figure ill just watch and enjoy lids
-0.5 FH L A R G E
>>64534885
YES
ITS HAPPENING
FUCKING UP SUMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>64534867
Last time Leicester failed to score at home was in February.
>>64534926
Quality post. Please blog more.
Free 3% increase of your betfair roll STILL available
>>64534660
what's her name again?
Superlenny have Kishronot slags on a 0.0
>>64534947
Man city defense is shambles they will no doubt score but i think man city scores a few
BTTS probably a good bet
On Oosterzonen tbqh. One quick look at the Lille website and you can see they're in the pits.
>>64534885
why, what have you bet?
>>64534960
already up £25 from this match, gonna order a nice chinese for the leicester game
>>64534960
How's that?
>>64534960
>Not taking into account commission
What a worm.
Another half like that please Tulane.
Anyone who backs unders in a Maccabi Beer Sheva slags game is a massive danger
>>64534991
Its just a running gag, some guy in PGA said Notts County were going into administration he had heard from his mate who works in the office there which would mean points deduction and probable relegation, tip went viralish and odds got knocked in everywhere. A couple of people in here started saying they had massive sums on it and now every day someone asks if they're in administration yet and so on.
>>64535038
Yeah well played so far keep it up boys
>>64535047
usual deductions on administration are around -10 points right?
that would still put notts 3 pts clear of relegation
>>64534994
Why not turn that 25 into 65-70 with a bet on the draw
>>64535086
>what is +ev
Clueless trip.
>>64535086
-10 is the minimum deduction but the time it was tipped here they were still about 20/1 on 365 so if it were to happen which looks like total bullshit now 20/1 would be a pretty great price especially since typically teams in administration sell like crazy in January.
Won't lie I've got a fiver on it.
North Carolina -3.5
Colorado State -3
LSU o73.5
>>64535118
expected value calculations take into account the odds the bookmakers give you
if you think that formula is a way to beat the bookies you are the clueless one
>>64535158
Which one are you most confident on?
1.04 still available.
>>64535158
Don't bet UNC they've been overrated all season
Lost to a bad USC team and got exposed against clemson
Baylor only looks bad because they played a wide receiver at qb for most of last game which they lost
Cal -6 t b h
>>64535159
If you can't see how information on a 10 point deduction that isn't priced in makes it a good bet then just stop betting. Would love to test your greasy little chin, you clueless little slug.
>>64535178
Weird desu. Shouldnt be.
>>64535178
for what
>>64535176
North Carolina -3.5 followed by LSU overs. Baylor's entire offense is kill and North Carolina had a chance to beat Clemson if they didn't get refballed at the end. And neither team in the LSU game knows how to play defense
>>64535215
Imagine STILL not working it out by now, baka at how Americans can be so thick
>>64535195
O N
Air Force over 15 in the first half easy. Their run game is ridiculous and they will own the field during their long as fuck drives
>>64535205
im sorry i bet on what will happen
not on what has good odds
if you're letting the odds influence your decision you're letting the bookies win
>>64535159
>>64535264
Pro tip: Filtering the clueless mongs who are kind enough to trip up will greatly improve your /bet/ browsing experience
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>>64535233
Yeah i could give a fuck its probably some obscure norweigan darts that normal books wont even let you bet on
>>64535251
mine is 30? you mean quarter?
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>>64535264
Filtered. Don't understand how you can be this thick.
O O S T E R Z O N E N
>>64535232
North Carolina are on a -2 on 365, but -3 is 2.25 which is dece. Similar odds where you are?
>>64535281
nah i mean o15 for airforce at the half
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>>64535294
>implying i wont just post anonymous anyway
:^ )
Rebacked 1.05
>>64535264
This might be the dumbest thing i've read on /bet/
>>64535314
wut
Sweden how is the handball bet looking?
>>64535296
Ya they're anywhere from a -2 to a -3.5 @1.91, but I got on -3.5 last night. I'd go for the -3 @2.25 since I think it'll be at least a TD win for North Carolina. Baylor's top two QB, top running back, top wide receiver, and a starting offensive lineman are all out
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>>64534723
Use your fucking brain thicko
>>64535264
I don't agree with the way he is speaking to you but he is right, you can get the drop on some amazing odds if you have the info early and odds are absolutely critical to decision making.
If you're offering me 20/1 on Notts County to get relegated and I hear they MIGHT get a 10 point deduction from a source that is at least marginally trustworthy then I'm having a cheeky bet on that.
If you're offering me 1.4 on Notts County to get relegated and I know for an absolute fact that they will be getting a 10 point deduction I probably won't bother as they could still get out of it and I have to lump for significant gains.
>>64534562
Is this some shitty parody of the already pretty shitty song "Ace of Spades"?
>>64535363
Coleman is out? Shiiitteee. On LARGE.
>>64535394
Look out lads, looks like we've got an edgemeister amongst us, careful not to get cut!
>>64535371
Okay like I know what the fuck you are talking about m8
>betting on jews never lose
>>64535387
>odds are absolutely critical to decision making
the two scenarios you mention are not the same, with one you have solid information and the other is just a hunch.
I guess when I bet i just bet on what I think will happen, and that's really hard to do with futures stakes.
>>64535460
How would you like an account the the newest and best online bookmaker: Bet4theWeekend? We have a $200 signup bonus just for you!
>>64535407
Stidham's doubtful, Russell is out, Coleman is out, Linwood is out, and Colbert is out on the line
>>64535493
nice meme
>>64535426
>>64535460
MASSIVE DANGERS ALERT
Absolutely howling at these two MELTS
>>64535495
Howd you do yesterday on bowl games?
>tfw you are responsible for numerous epic /bet/ memes
>>64535581
There are no epic /bet/ memes
>>64535557
1/2 yesterday
6/7 Saturday
3/3 Friday
>>64535460
>just a hunch
No it isn't. Its not the most definitive info ever I'll give you that but it came from a guy in PGA. You have to pay to be a part of PGA and he had been in PGA for quite a while so it wasn't some shill or moron on a forum with an anonymous account but rather someone who at least believes that information themselves even if it does turn out to be incorrect.
>I guess when I bet i just bet on what I think will happen
I'm not gonna give you masses of shit for that like most here will but truly this is not a good way to bet and you will lose out long term. Having info the bookie doesn't have and being ahead of any odds drops associated with that info is pretty much the single most +ev way to gamble.
If you're just gambling for fun its fine, you can just shake off the advice but if you're even trying to take it slightly seriously I really wouldn't go saying things like that as if it is a sound way of thinking.
>>64535460
A winner is a winner mentality is that of a complete mug. Even most Americans will tell you its about giving yourself an edge over the bookies
Turning a single dollar into hundreds with the use of accumulators is a huge challenge, especially with odds around 2.0.
I rather go with safer singles over a longer period of time. Currently I turned £50 into £889 with low odds researched daily bets. If my single for tonight comes in (Falkirk to score a goal) I will reach my goal of £1000.
For those who care:
19th December Real Betis Or Draw
£50 returns £90
19th December Oriente Petrolero (Win)
£90 returns £126
20th December Athletic Bilbao (Win)
£126 returns £176.40
21th December Arsenal v Man City (Under 3.5 Goals)
£176.40 returns £254.80
22th December Macclesfield (Win)
£254.80 returns £347.45
23th December Fenerbahce (Win)
£347.45 returns £434.31
24th December Western Sydney (Win Either Half)
£434.31 returns £530.82
26th December Man City (Win)
£530.82 returns £648.78
27th December Anderlecht (Win)
£648.78 returns £778.53
28th December Preston v Hull (Under 3.5 Goals)
£778.53 returns £889.74
>19% bankroll increase avaliable
What is the world coming to?
Kilmarnock team strong as usual pmsl
>>64535495
Seems like a silly price even if Stidham is fully healthy.
>>64535714
i did a rolling acca once
had germany to beat ireland in a wcq, and fucking o'shea scored in extra time to level
mancity -1 corners @1.9 seems tasty, whats everybody on for lester-mancity ?
>>64535777
300% increase available
Is having children -ev?
>>64535803
>13% for just ONE goal
unreal. Wish I had more money. Might give Wonga a call
>>64534660
who's that?
>>64535835
Just WHO is laying these?
Reminder that man city -0.5 is a mainstream special
>>64535892
>implying this nutter doesn't know what he's doing
>>64535912
That means we shouldn't take it right?
TODAY IS THE DAY LEICESTER CITY GETS
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>>64535953
It means we should. I've been on 6 mainstream specials this season and only 1 has lost (Bayern -0.5 @ 2.16 against Arsenal). 1 refund and 4 wins. THIS wins
>>64535980
What exactly do you mean by "mainstream special" ?
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Who's having a reback on the Sons of the East?
zzzzzzzz too easy
>conceding
tears
>>64535951
He sure doesnt.
IMAGINE not being on BTTS @ 500
>33% bankroll increase on top of all the other increases
I dont believe it
I took double chance "Draw or Leicester" @ $1.87 odds.
>>64536071
post slips
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>>64536001
A mainstream special is a mainstream bet big enough to stake over 0.5 units on.
Other mainstream specials this season:
Tottenham +1AH vs Man Utd
West Ham +2AH vs Arsenal
Liverpool +1AH vs Arsenal
Arsenal -1.5 vs Stoke
Bayern -0.5 vs Arsenal
Chelsea 0.0 vs Arsenal
>>64536091
>all them Arsenal games
'no'
>>64536131
Forgot Everton +1.5 vs Arsenal too. Make that 5 winners
>>64536071
>2-8
Madness. Madness I tell you. I would joke they swapped the keeper and the striker at HT but it is probably true.
Over 2.5 is value in city game
>>64536205
probably resting players, no way they should be getting less than 10 here AND conceding two. Thank the lord mara didn't bring them in-play on -9 and we saved ourselves some tenners
>>64536257
Thank the lord fonbet didnt bring them in with £300 lays. Saved my mum a few thousand.
Reminder that you will never be as much of a baller as NEWNES
>Timothy McVey
what the fuck is up with all these college names
>North Carolina drifting to -1.5
This is Bowling Green all over again.
leicester - man city BTTS is a steal
>>64536255
R u joking m8?
>>64536462
My shrewd model has it closer to 1.6
ROSSY BOY
Benfica -1.5 is a mainstream steal tbqh
Reminder that this is where the real shrewdies live
>>64534581
THIS, And lemmy picture on the next thread plz
>>64536403
Or is it Boise State Virginia all over again?
Props to guy who tipped for Ross County, i guess you arent useless...
ok time to tip.
Florida 3-way @ 2.10 is a good stake and is what I'm on, 1.66 SW if you want to go safe.
Montreal is coming off a shootout win but is 2-8-0 in their last 10, and is starting their new trade acquisition in goal tonight, Ben Scrivens. He hasn't played since April of this year and gave up 6 goals on 29 shots, and had a .739 save % to vaughncouver, which is atrocious.
Florida is hot and is 7-3-0 in their last 10. Luongo gave up 2 goals on 19 shots at home to CBJ on sunday, but got the win. Tonight's game is also in Florida, and the panthers will be rested and confident.
Might want to look at u5.0 at evens, since montreal can't score to save their lives, and Scrivens will play his heart out, but I'm not overly confident of this.
Might also want to put a cheeky fiver on Florida to score first at 1.71, but Montreal's been known to go 1-0 up only to end up collapsing.
Florida SW @ 1.66 if you want surety.
Florida 3-way ML @ 2.10 if you want sums.
>>64536403
>>64536568
pls no
I'm looking to get into betting. Is paying for handicapping a stupid idea?
>>64536907
Yes.
>>64536907
Yes.
6-0. Tears if you weren't on Oosterzonen
>>64536957
I do not see your point. ASSUMING he finds a decent capper (which he wont find because you dont get any decent American ones), you need a huge bank and a long time for get a good return. Most people can only get like 5% long term in asia betting on early lines. No one who "wants to get in to betting" wants to get in to that kind of betting.
Kilmarnock +1.25 was surreal. Thank slugs! PMSL
>>64535800
seems very likely at the moment, too bad i didnt have the guts to do it without /bet/ seal of approval
>not using interpals/omegle to find qts in foreign countries to help you translate websites
PMSL
>>64537004
zzz
Bubblegum baby. There was only one shrewd bet today.
YAYA
>>64537043
>only get like 5% long term in asia
What's your roi? I averaged 6% and was very happy with that, increased number of bets and stake sizes. Rather have a 6% yield than a double digit yield if it means more profit at the end of the day.
>>64537263
Ok sure buddy, sucks to not have friends doesn't it?
Definitely on right side here with Man City -0.5. v unlucky, lots of missed chances. Hope it comes together in the second half.
>>64537362
>having an infinite number of friends
zzz shit gimmick
>>64537257
Are you me?
>>64537263
Not him but made 2k+ from it with bored tier stakes on a limited 365 and 10bet. Please have sex zzzzzzzz.
>>64534718
Just noticed the delusion of this American after he posted ten years after we moved thread and thought it needed pointing out if anyone was in need of a good laugh
>>64537424
>limited 10bet
m8
>>64537356
Give me a sec to work it out
0-0 plz
>>64537382
leicester have had the best 2 chances tho and should have scored both
>>64537441
pmsl, you sure showed him you refugee-welcoming, low test spastic
>>64537257
what
>ucfb
this is what joe did. was mint like
>>64537257
>>64537406
d-do you really do this?
>>64537424
30 lays on 365? Limited 10bet only lets me have tenners on
>>64537389
So boring you weird autist. Why do you care so much about how others make their money? Either trip up and tip yourself or pipe down and stay in your little hole
>>64537581
kek. Enjoy your 2k pal.
>>64537558
Don't know why you would ask and expect a sensible answer
>>64537356
My ROI in Asia is technically 4.7% but that includes (mainly losing) arbs. Of course it is better to have more profit than a higher yield if you are capable and happy with putting the time in of that but most arent (like that American probably)
>>64537562
>>64537476
10bet wasn't limited and I meant to add skins too
>>64537612
That wasn't me you weirdo, bet you're the guy who reckons every brit anon is the same
>>64537655
Actually, is is 7% in the last few months (using it properly) including arbs. Early months was me pissing about.
>>64537655
arbing between asia and where?
>>64537730
Bookies. Like backing fixes at slow odds and laying off in Asia
Cheers for the Kilmarnock money lads xx
>>64537784
Imagine being on Ross County and not Oosterzonen pmsl
>>64537784
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64537750
why would you lay in asia when the other side rarely ever reflects the true value of the bet, i.e. if overs is 1.3, unders will be 2.8 or something ridiculous
>>64537558
You'd be surprised what a tenner can buy you in Uganda.
>>64537750
My betfair and Asian accounts are distorted by this too. My roi for this month is 10% but that's a pretty small sample, will be happy with 5% roi long term. Can get better percentages on limited 365s/10 bet skins as well as betfair
>>64537825
What? Why does value matter in zero-/negative-liability situations?
>>64537825
>every fix wins
>creating a no loss bet isn't worthwhile
PLEASE trip up so I can filter you.
Kilmarnock poster gone, strange how futbol24 only tells him when the team he has backed has scored
>>64538023
Please trip up, sick of you and your passive aggressive moaning posts every day
Ahhh christmas money to bet away
>>64538192
Can you translate that Magnus guys video bets please lid
>>64538245
Link
I'm moving to the Netherlands for a couple of months and I was wandering if there are betting shops you can walk in over there, and if they carry the matches from England, lower leagues in particular. Any dutchbros here?
>>64538245
I gotcha senpai.
His only two bets in the vid is dwight howard o11.5 rebounds, and reggie jackson over 19.
Then he spends a good two minutes talking about how he might post some in-plays for miami heat and some other match, so stay tuned on twitter(most likely) or https://vimeo.com/user26796298 for a new video.
>>64538259
https://vimeo.com/150269855
Im about to cash out that 0-0
>>64538324
dont
>>64538177
I'm sick of dickheads acting like they never lose and not shutting up about winning bets
>>64538342
I am about to have a heart attack
>>64538348
He probably wasn't even on Killie and was just shitposting for the sake of it
>>64538348
1.01 for you to have 0 friends irl, you sound like the biggest neckbeard pmsl
>>64538379
He'll let us know at full time no doubt
>>64538320
To add on to this, I'm gonna try to post translations here for you lads if I have time. I've been hungover today and had to focus on an exam so couldnt write it up earlier.
Also whenever he posts about a videobet coming up, go to the vimeo-account i linked and just refresh it. It took him two hours to post the video on twitter after it was posted, so I got on the lines before all the nerds
>>64538369
how much you got on m8?
>>64538320
Wew lid.
Whether it's the sound or dialect, I simply only understand the gist of it.
>>64538409
SEE
>>64537478
Not much but Im trying to build a bankroll again
>>64538393
Booom 1.01 down, tears if you weren't on the lay
I miss BT, Oil and the other lads
>>64538480
What happened to Oil? SP killed him?
>>64537694
Just seen fun88 on the boards in the Lester v City game. That is ANOTHER skin. Surely you havent been limited on them all?
>>64538480
Pretty sure BT is responsible for a lot of shit posting
>>64538429
Yeah he's from trondheim which has quite a distinct dialect. Lovely place though, live there myself at the moment. Home of Rosenborg BK as well.
Completely unrelated, but how much is a "ramme" of tuborg in your local store now?
>>64538522
I've been limited on 7 maybe 8, some were limited as soon as I opened account Need to open in other people's names desu
>>64538286
Sports betting is illegal in the Netherlands. Get out you degenerate scum.
![Overview_of_Trondheim_2008_03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fHL9ZnY.jpg "Overview_of_Trondheim_2008_03[1].jpg")
>>64538547
fug my cute picture of trondheim didnt get posted
>>64538570
its funny because you are american
>>64538547
>Local store stopped selling 20 packs Tuborg for a tenner a pop and now just doesn't stock them altogether
Absolutely haram. Best lager when it came to a balance of price and taste.
>>64538547
I myself is going to lapland this spring to hike. Really looking forward too it. Hiked a lot in Sweden so far but not Norway yet mainly because it's so expensive.
79 kroner excl. pant, but that's rare for 24 beers. Usually it's 100 excl. pant (1 kroner each)
>>64538584
Tastes like festivals which just reminds me of throwing up
>>64538582
>not living in the freest state in the freest country
Unlucky
>>64538626
sports betting is illegal in colorado bro
>>64538554
Didnt know they all shared info. I'm limited on 10bet but not on 138 for example.
>>64538584
I thought Brits only drank Forster. DIdn't you buy it from the Aussies?
>>64538637
I spend about half of my year in Las Vegas m8
3 MORE MINUTES
>>64538641
Not sure, 3 skins wouldn't let me have more than 100 on those Ukraine slag 80 min games
>>64538642
>Fosters
Shit tier desu
>>64538642
Tez beer
Leicester is not a memeteam
They're exposing meme coaches and the state of the Premier League
True heros tbqhwymdf
YES YES YES YES
Mackers is up 25k from the Ross County game
Kilmarnock +1.25 wins, nice work on the -1 slugs pmsl
>>64538777
What's it like to have an argie gf?
>>64538342
Was about to cash out, thanks bro
>>64538807
Not sure you quite understand how Asian handicap works m8
Welp time to win back that "mainstream special" lock that cheeky slag posted earlier
Wtb laddos
Lot of money coming in on Baylor what am i missing ameribets
I know I'm asking a lot from /bet/ with a simple request, but who has a source for Israeli slags corner history? Not on soccerway or totalcorner and I dont usually deal with such meme markets
Mugs on NC, Sharp money on Baylor. PMSL you've all been rused by Ameribets cluelessness.
>>64538843
It was really nice
She knows how to play like 8 instruments, is a luthier. One of the smartest persons I've ever met. She's also so full of energy, it's amazing.
The last day I saw her she decided to travel through South America and told me she probably is never coming back to Argentina. Then she gave me her first guitar, in the case her grandma used. It's my most precious posession
I really wish I can cross paths with her again in my travels
