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Australia lead West Indies by 459 runs with 7 wickets remaining

England 303 & 58/2
South Africa 214

England lead by 147 runs with 8 wickets remaining

Thunder beat Strikers by 7 wickets
Next BBL game is Heat Vs Hurricanes
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Finally not that stupid mug in the OP
Thank you
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Statscunt on pooicide watch
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>>64507636
1,3,2
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>2 posts early

AUTISM
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>>64507656

I'd rather go gay than African.
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Got a email from Bunnings today
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>>64507669
What about?
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>>64507650

you mean steve smith
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god a letter from the queen today lads
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>>64507663

you'd rather go gay than breathe
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>>64507650
kek
KEK

I'm saving this post so I can remind everybody when Root gets 150-200 here.
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>>64507685
What about?
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>>64507685
happy birthday lad
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Got an e-mail from Cricket Australia today
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>>64507646
>germany prefering niggers to white woemn

color me surprized
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>>64507691
just turned 100 m8

>>64507698
thanks la
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>>64507686

Honestly, is that attractive to you lad? Literally put it at about 3 or 4. I am not attracted to genuine blacks at all. Rihanna who people claim is some goddess is a 4/5.

African women have to go about naked with tea towels on their head just to get the men to fuck them. It's no surprise so many african men fuck farm animals instead of the women.
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They need to put somebody in a Cherrypicker again
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>>64507724
When's Skrewdriver touring again?
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once again my tip was correct and no one screencapped it.
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>>64507717
Didn't even know you get a letter for turning 100. Are you senile yet?
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>>64507656
I agree
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>>64507743

Just because I'm not pretending the black race is anywhere near as good as the white race doesn't mean I like rock music.
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Reminder that Makhaya Ntini raped a woman.
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England are looking comfy
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>Tfw based Ali makes you want to convert to Islam
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>>64507798
You sound jelly m8.

Unless she was white I dont think it was rape tbqh
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>>64507753
obviously not you little shit
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>Root

LEAVE STATPADDING UNDER NO PRESSURE TO ME
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>>64507421
Stick to the city center when you are in any city. I've never been to Delhi or the North but here in Mumbai you'll find lots of euros and brits in the southern part of the town. If they can manage and have things to do here I'm sure you can too. I know a couple of euros and they seem to be enjoying their time and live like kings here.

>>64507473
Some of the best temples and medieval towns are in the south if you are into that kind of stuff.
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>>64507778

How about Einstürzende Neubauten then, my scouser friend?
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>>64507431
You now remember Vikram Solanki.
He played for Rajasthan, not sure if he was still a British citizen or Ranji allows people of Indian origin to play.
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>>64507849
You mean >leave scoring 100 on the opening day of an ashes series after the team being 30/3 at a run a ball to me?
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>>64507863
>scouser

Wat
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>>64507873

I mean >leave inside edging my way to a memeing 100 after getting dropped off a sitter on 0 to me
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What 3pm match are we watching today /cric/ before the lelsea v united game?

>>64507871

Hardly a British name though lad, is it?
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>Mfw /Cric/ told me a couple years ago that Root was shit
>mfw he's GOAT And you were wrong again
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>I enjoy the presence of the "Minutes" column on Cricket scorecards
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ROCK N ROLL

UMPIRES CALL
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UMPBALL FUCK OFF
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Hahahaha get Rekt corrupt fucks

>UltraEdge strikes again
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>>64507857
I met this curry who was telling me I must go visit Hydrabad as it is a nice beach town without all the indians on top of you.

I saw one episode of the Amazing race where the girls were on a train in india and they were groped by those savages. . .

I dont want to experience that - i just want to go and relax there and not be harassed by blind beggars from slumdog millionaire
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>>64507881
Kek it's like you wherent watching the game
>leave random shitposting about a batter better than nz have ever produced to me
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>>64507922
>wherent
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Cook
Hales
Root
Taylor
Bairstow
Stokes
Ali
Woakes
Broad
Footitt
Anderson

Who could stop this side, realistically? Nobody imvho

>Hales will come good
>Poot should finally step up to 3, stop being a fanny it gives the order much more balance
>Bairstow is class, good enough to get in the side on his batting credentials alone
>No idea what Footitt has to do to get in the side. He even moved to Surrey to enhance his chances. le elusive left arm 90mph man
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>>64507922

I love Root, was at Headingley when he got his first 100 against NZ in 2013 I believe and I think he's world class. However Kane is a little bit better, he's truly amazing and I wouldn't be surprised if he sets world records by the end of his career.

The problem for him is though that NZ will never play as many tests as Aus and Eng.
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>>64507920
That guy was probably fucking with you. Hyderabad is shit and is no where close to the coast. Or he was probably thinking of Goa, which is a pretty relaxed place with lots of girls and drugs, most foreigners feel at home there. Goa's very different from the rest of India.
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cricket is the Reddit of sports to be honest lads
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Thanks again lads, Malwarebytes deleted 393 items haha.

Only the 1 virus though. I've been torrenting too much of late.
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>>64507982
How far apart are those places - I think he may have been from Hyderabad and then recommend Goa now that you mention it desu
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>>64507961
Wood instead of Woakes.

Woakes didn't bowl bad this game but Wood is better, as long as he doesn't destroy his ankles with that autistic run-up. Finn is a bit past it now tbqh, not much longevity in him.

Doubt Hales will come good, if he does yes, if not Compton is better purely as an opener.

>"can't have 2 autist openers wahhh" that's their job, plenty of aggressiveness down the order

Stokes is overrated like hell, he's a medium pacer who can bat a bit, not a proper all-rounder, but I can't really think of anyone to replace him with.

Bairstow isn't too consistent in batting internationally, but he's getting better as he's getting more comfortable.
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>>64507998
Malwarebytes is a second opinion anti-virus, it doesn't necessarily get everything, get something like bitdefender and then right click > scan your C: drive on your computer window.
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>>64508003
Shit you're right, I always forget about Mark Good
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>>64507961

I would make a long winded test but I'm too tired and going to bed

Hales is a meme, Buttler will eventually replace Bitchstow, Woakes out for Compton, Wood in for Footitt
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>you will never spend your day watching cricket and flirting with qts
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>>64508003

Wood is injured, but yeah I'd have him as my 3rd seamer.

Compton has been really impressive and I would keep him at 3 in the Trott mould and why not open with Root again? I know he doesn't mind opening, does it for Yorkshire.

I'd always have Jos back as keeper too because he's a tad younger and he really can be world class when in form. He set an English record a few weeks ago and I would say is back in form. Bairstow has been batting well in county cricket though so I guess he deserves a chance. He always gets found out by real pace though.
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>>64508029
Abell is the man to open with Cook, long term.
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>>64508000
Quite far.
You still have to redpill me about Orania. Is there system working?
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>>64508042
>Bairstow has been batting well in county cricket

Averaging over 100 for Yorkshire last season is a bit better than batting well m8, he's the real deal.
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>>64508038

Does anyone remember my long winded post in the 2013 ashes about walking out on a date to watch the cricket because she said she wanted to go to the beach and not to the pub (was going to ask to have the cricket on in there).

We can make another POF to flirt mate, make a Steyn account.
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>>64508054
*their
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>>64508060
Steyn literally could not look more like a handsome Disney villain.
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>>64507995
le gentleman's game
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>>64507874

all me :^)
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>>64508042
If you'd had said that before the Pakistan ODI series people would be calling you a right moron. Buttler was literally diabolically bad for so long, and they gave him a ridiculous amount of chances just because of his "potential." There's just no way they can justify bringing him back in the test team unless Bairstow goes to shit.
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>>64508093

Butler has the better average, is rated more as a keeper, has performed for England (generally at ODI level obviously) and Bairstow just hasn't and is always found out by pace whereas Butler has technical flaws from his one day game that can be improved.

I assume you're white rose so love Bairstow, I just find him average and really like Jos. Both aren't good enough yet for a world class team though. No reason why both can't play though.
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>go for a piss
>Compton has a better SR than Root

wew lad
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>>64508093
>>64508117
both these guys drop easy chances, is there anyone in county cricket who's actually good with the gloves?
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>>64508117
Not from yorkshire and I don't care about it really. It was just frustrating to see Buttler given chance after chance for like 6 months and not get dropped despite averaging like 10. He only scored decently against teams like West Indies, against Australia and Pakistan he looked like an absolute chump at the crease. No footwork, terrible technique.

People had been calling for his head for ages, and literally 2 tests later already people are saying he should come back and looking at it with rose-tinted goggles. He should stay away from the test team.

This Bairstow being a bad wicketkeeper meme is fairly recent, it's not really had much justification as of yet, he's a good short leg fielder.

It's not about liking Bairstow, it's about hating Buttler for being shit for so long and being given an unjustifiably high amount of chances.
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>>64508054

You asked that poo in loo spammer about it.

m8 imagine you get so fed up with your untouchables and move to soplace in the middle of nowhere and outlaw those untouchables.

Now imagine that all the housing there costs more.
Now imagine where you had untouchables to mow your lawn and clean your house you have to instead get a decent white person to do that task and pay them more because white people dont work for slave wages like untouchables/coons.

Its like communism - sounds good on paper but when you are a doctor and you get paid the same as a grocery packer you will start to feel aggrieved. . .
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John Wick is a 100% based """"""film"""""""
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>AB de Shilliers

Lel he's gonna be so embarrassed he'll retire for sure at the end of this series
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Dankie tog
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Gower getting called every 5 mins to apologise for swearing
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How much do you think England can defend here?

263 should be enough imho
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Compton is pure shite. So glad we ruined Bell's legacy for this cunt. And when Compton is inevitably dropped we have fucking Ballance to fall back on
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>>64508235
On this pitch 250 should be enough even without Anderson, but we will probably play for 350
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>>64508252
>Bell's legacy

What scoring a cheeky 40-60 every few tests to keep in the team?

Compton 85 & 49 in this 1st test would probably be the total amount of non-shit scores Bell would have put up for the entire tour, although 85 is a bit high.
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>>64508252
Bell what are you doing on /sp/? Surely you have better things to do?
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>>64508341
yes
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>>64508341
Who do you think starts the "if Ian bell was .... He'd be called ..." Memes?

He entertains himself here when waiting to bat
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>>64508252
>Bell's legacy
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>>64508375
Ian Bell will go down as one of the greatest batsmen in English history fuck off
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>Guy literally reading a book in the crowd

Nice sport
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>>64508395
>Ian Bell will go down as one of the greatest batsmen in English history
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Ian Bell is the Gay Neville of cricket, he quietly performs to a high standard but never really achieves greatness despite maintaining a really high standard throughout his career.

He will be forgotten as easily as Trescothick was.

People like Flintoff who were capable of magic and shite at the same time and has very average stats however will never be forgotten. I see Jos built in this kind of ilk, much the same as KP and Swanny. There are no real legends of the game in our squad though. Maybe Broady and Root if he gets a personality.
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>>64508395
the saddest thing is this is true
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>>64508347
Do watch our sport.
It has memes.
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>>64508410
>the state of english batting
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bell has always been a reliable player, you know what you're getting with him.

Not every player needs to be Root or KP
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>>64508276
>>64508341
>>64508375
seething casuals

>>64508422
>He will be forgotten as easily as Trescothick was.
Nobody has forgotten that nutty cunt, should've been an all time GOAT
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>>64508431
>BIG STRONG ITALIANS PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
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>>64508436
It's going to get even more boring if South Africa decide to go for a draw instead of a win tomorrow.
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>ian lel's lelgacy
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>>64508456
Let me guess, you think Shane Watson is shit too
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>>64508422
>>64508444
Nobody forgets Trescothick because he was consistent in a time when bowling standard was very high.

Bell was NEVER consistent. He was consistently low-scoring except for those 2 years in the middle of his career where he averaged like 100 (which completely boosted his career average.)

For the first few years and the last few years he was consistently BAD, and managed to keep his place in the team by occasionally hitting the odd half-century.
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is that seething Aussie casual here who told me Root would get <50 ? KEK
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>these are the people who now browse 4chan with you
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>>64508454
I was driving during lunch and they had some po on for an interview - talking about the team and what not.
At one point he literally said this (lunch D3 1st Test)

>england have a good chance of winning the series

I would say they have a good chance at winning this test - but come one - a 4 match series isnt won on D3 of the first test.
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>>64508499
Not sure tbqh. Months back I thought we'd get destroyed, but with Steyn being KIA and ABDV seeming down and unsure about his future, it feels like SA really need something to pick up if they want to get anywhere.

England might give that to though with a cheeky collapse at some point.
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>>64508480
The problem is even when bell is awful he looks so technically good that you just think it's going to be over soon and he's gonna start scoring big again but he never does
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>>64508480

Everyone talks about muh Strauss all the time ignoring that Tresco was better than him, even if he was Mr T tier.

Bell has done a lot for England, but will never be a legend of the game. He won't be top 5 run scorer for England in 5 years time either.
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>>64508474
Nobody said Bell was shit. Everyone knows Bell has a perfect technique and it was a treat to watch him play when in good form. Not many people will say he left a 'legacy' though.
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>>64508497
Just start a desi imageboard fampai.
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>>64508521
I don't know, I always thought he looked a bit stifled and that he could get out with any ball
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when should >we declare lads? how much of a lead is enough?
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>>64508571
>desi imageboard
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>>64508586
300-350 lead, but cook probably wants 400
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>>64508586
We probably have enough of a lead now. I expect Cook will declare around lunch time tomorrow.
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>>64508586
South Africa haven't reached 215 in the last 9 innings. It's safe to declare before Lunch tommorrow I guess. But you never know, they might block for two days straight, the absolute madmen. Cock should declare as soon as possible tom.
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>>64508640
conveniently not mentioning 8 of them were on absolute bunsens in india

england should bat well into the second session tomorrow if they can
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ROOT
O
O
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>>64508721

>mfw Root goes HAM tomorrow morning and puts on 201* in first session to claim most runs in 2015
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>>64508696
High score of 214 is too low on any pitch for the No.1 ranked team m8. Only Nagpur was unplayable imo, they just didn't play well in the rest of the matches.
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Why is anime so based senpai?
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>>64508799
Poorious Aussies already backtracking
>home babby they said
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>>64508813
what does that have to do with when england should declare? it's not like they're the best team in the world either, they need to bat the saffers out of this game
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why the fuck are South Africa still ranked top?
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>>64508908
Aussies are the most fair weather fans in cricket, everybody knows this
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Abbott is pretty shite, let's be honest.Il
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>>64508928
That guy probably hates cricket because it's popular. Many of those in India. And more often than not they are 'hardcore' football fans who bandwagon for some top team.
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>>64508932
Just found out Root's birthday falls on 30th Dec.
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>>64509022
this is actually pretty true, the only people who get salty about cricket are hipster divegrass fans
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>>64508200
"no"
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>>64509049
>>64509049
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What would you do if the word poo was suddenly filtered?
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>>64508896
They were really far ahead, like 130 points to 110 points of 2nd.
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>>64509224

Zeros and Ohs look fairly similar to be p00fectly honest. ōther ōptions abōound.

I have an RC Godlike level of knowledge of ASCII codes tßh
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Just got in from work (double time paid, so why not?)

Looking good for us in Durban...
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>>64509194
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>>64509194
Not bad, can I save it?
Don't bother answering I already saved it.
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Who can stop us?
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>>64510588
>>64509896

I thought this was my better work tonight sempais. N-not that it mattered a-anyway
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>>64510627
This lad right here. He is only 27 years old with shitloads of experience, about time he hits his prime.
Get ready for 130kph chin music in the next India tour.
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/quiz/index.html?edition=2015

are YOU a seething casual?
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>>64508252
>Bell's legacy
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Can't believe Luke Skywalker died in the new Star Wars
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>>64510698
Nice work.
Have a weebum.
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>>64508497
>going on /a/

just torrent anime and talk about it with yourself la
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>>64510846

My dropkick brother unironically spoiled it on Christmas day. Made my wife's children cry.
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>>64510719
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this game for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Sharma has. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 ashes tours. I've seen it all man. Sharma has that something special that I've only seen in very few players. Players that are sitting in the ESPN Legends of Cricket playlist right now. Players that kids and men aspire to be. Sharma is special let me tell ya.
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>>64510950
That's not /a/. And I already do that.
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>>64511028
This girl knows what she is talking about.
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>>64510761
I am seething with rage at my casualness. I managed to get 8,11,17 and 18 wrong.
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>>64511274
I got 9, 12 and 16 incorrect.
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>>64511274
>11, 13 and 20
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>steyn's body is going to give in and force his retirement within a year
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Daniel thread on bump limit watch.
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>>64511642
Its done
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Morning lads
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Good night lads
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>>64511642

That's a shame. I guess we've all got to meet our Sean Abbott eventually.
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Will Smith declare at a 500 run lead?
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2016 soon lads.
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>>64513305
He'll get to his hundred then declare. Because Steve Smith getting a free hundred is at least 300 times more important than winning, or Adam Voges getting a triple.
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Morning lads

Had some major heartburn last night, first time I've ever had it
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>>64518994

Don't eat 3 hours before sleeping.
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>>64510847

why are the Melbourne Stars and Melbourne Renegades wearing white?
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>that picture of a goat with Lyon's head Photoshopped onto it that Tubs showed to Lyon

Is Lyon confirmed GOAT now?
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whats for lunch today boys?
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GUYS THE DANIEL THREAD 404'D

FUCK

YOU HAD ONE JOB
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>>64519928
KFC™

A Zinger Stacker™ Box, large and Solo™ for the drink. Maybe some Popcorn Chicken™ as well
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>>64508147
>is there anyone in county cricket who's actually good with the gloves

James Foster and Chris Read are recognized as the best keepers in the county cricket (read something the other day where Jack Russell said Foster was essentially redefining modern keeping) but they're a bit old now.

But when you have a batting order that bats all the way to 10 I'm not sure whether you really need a keeper who's great at batting. You need a keeper who's fucking good at keeping. Saha for India is a good example - he's a shit batsman but his keeping in the South Africa series was insanely good.

>>64508159

This. I don't hate Buttler but he's been given such a long rope I don't feel he entirely deserves. Also missed a crucial stumping in the game you lost to the Windies.
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Hey guys. Up a bit later today. Was up till 3am at the Casino. Won $300 happily.
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>>64520039
>gambling
>won $300

>implying you won at all
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>>64520130
Sorry. My keyboard is broken. Won $3000
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>>64508395

Fuck off George Dobell. Bell was one of the most aesthetically pleasing English batsmen but apart from that one Ashes series he was flaky as fuck and failed CONSTANTLY.

Trott and Collingwood were worth a lot more to England than Bell. This is an objective fact.
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>>64520130

>being this upset that someone else won money and you didnt
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who here played """""non-stop cricket""""" in primary school.
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>>64520189

hi daniel

I like how you tried slip Shittingwood in there, who is Englands answer to Marcus North
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>>64520200
>implying you win when you gamble

I have already won more money than him by not gambling away any of my money
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>>64520223
Who is this semen demon?
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>its a 'test runs unnecessarily into a fifth day because Smith is incapable of making a sporting declaration' match

screencap this post
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>>64510761

19/20

statsGOD on knowledgeable and handsome watch. Even got the Ranji trophy one right
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THIS was the "highlight" of Paul Collingwood's ""career""

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausveng/engine/match/249223.html

kek

KEK

K E K

cuckiel on suicide watch
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>>64520260

So did I, which one did you get wrong? I didn't get the Netherlands meme20 one

t. krazyGOATja
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>>64520254
>implying

CA told Smith to make this last 5 days so the Windies seem slightly more capable then they are
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>>64520224

>LE EVERYONE IS LE DANIEL XDXDXD

Collingwood was England's best crisis player la'. Literally no one in their team was better at saving tests.

Plus he was a GOAT fielder. Probably my favourite England cricketer ever, despite that Elliott run-out.
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>>64520310
>Literally no one in their team was better at saving tests.

see >>64520264


KEK
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>>64520287

Same lmao. I put Oman.

We are "literally" the same person :3
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>>64520324

>implying

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/345970.html
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>>64520254

>it's a Smith bowls Hazlewood into the ground but still gives up the last few overs and settles for the draw episode
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>>64520354

>Bitchwide 1.0
>Shittle
>Hifenhaus
>Hauritz
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>>64520410

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/387570.html
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>>64520333

Except that the cricket team I support is about to become no1 in the world :^)

I even think >we will beat India in India next time because I think GOATven GODth will be an excellent captain in Asia. You just cannot underestimate how bad Kikeal Cuck was in Asia with his lmaoaggressive shit.

Smith is the best all-round captain we have had since I can remember. Better man-manager and tactically flexible than Cuck, more proactive then Ponting or Waugh. You literally cannot dissprove this. You only have memes like the Cummins and Starc thing to counter it.
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>>64520574

Unless you get some good spinners and players of spin you have no chance, especially if India continue putting out the pitches they did against South Africa.

I'm not even going to bother debating your points on Smith. You know quite well what I think of his "captaincy" and I'm not going to repeat it.
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>>64520636
>Poo Peeland telling other countries they need better spinners.
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>>64520574
>Comparing Stove to Ponting/Waugh already
Yeah nah m8

>>64520636
Friendly reminder that Stove is Warnie's heir and Lyon is literally the greatest offspinner ever and we adopted some shitskin cunt just for that tour.
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>>64520636
(>)Our A team literally just beat India A in India, SOK took a shedload of wickets. And that was a very good India A team, Kohli and Pujara were playing.

Lyon and SOK are more than good enough to do the job in India. I'm more worried about the selection. it would be easy to fall for memes and pick someone like Cummins for that tour. But Sandhu is by far our best bowler in Asia because of his cutters and absolutely must play. You need to pick specialists in Asia, Bancroft is another player who falls into this category because he is one of the best players of spin in Australia and also a specialist bat-pad fielder which is important. A team like:

Warner
Bancroft
Khawaja
Smith
SMarsh
MMarsh
Nevill
SOK
Sandhu
Starc
Lyon

is more than capable of beating India.
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>>64520676
Well well well. What the fuck do we have here? A fucking Zambian kaffa. I hope you Poo in Loo
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>>64520754
No Indian influence here my sheepshagging friend.
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>>64520805

why that proxy?
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>>64520738
>Our A team literally just beat India A in India

Yes, a team without Vijay, Rahane, Ashwin, Jadeja or Mishra - the key players that destroyed South Africa.

You can't underestimate just how destructive Ashwin is in Asia, especially on those turners with Jadeja and Mishra as support. Some of the best players of spin have been completely bamboozled and really the only way to succeed is to be an autist like Cook or Kallis or play a once in a lifetime innings like KP.

Smith is a very good player of spin but I have a feeling like Clarke he will be particularly vulnerable in India just because he's always looking to play it aggressively. Like I said earlier, historically the most successful players of spin in India aren't the flashy players like Clarke or de Villiers, but defensive players like Cook, Amla or Kallis.

You're also making the assumption that the Indian team won't improve like the Australian team will. I disagree. Kohli seems deadset on playing on these wickets so the next time Australia visit, the batsmen will be far more adept at handling these wickets, in a way that Australia's batsmen simply won't.
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>>64520839
Not a proxy mate.
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>>64520840
>Smith is a very good player of spin but I have a feeling like Clarke he will be particularly vulnerable in India just because he's always looking to play it aggressively

literally what. He's already toured India and did well and he's a better player now than he was then.

>You can't underestimate just how destructive Ashwin is in Asia

I realise this but even India's batting struggled against fucking Harmer and Tahir. Only Rahane scored a century in that series and it was on the slowest wicket of the tour. And Lyon+SOK are shitloads better than Harmer, Tahir and Piedt so if India roll out those raging turners again it will be much more even than it was against SA.

I won't say Australia are certain to win. However, with Yasir now banned, Australia are the ONLY side in the world with the tools that make them even CAPABLE of beating India in their own conditions.

Australia also tour Shit Lanka this year which will be a good litmus test and preparation.
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>>64520840

And for the record, before you think this is a >le fug le ausdralya post, I don't think Australia will lose at home for a long time either. South Africa is on the decline and Steyn is looking more and more past it.

Nor do I think New Zealand won't get destroyed in India. >We have literally two good players of spin in Kane and Latham, and Taylor is a bunny against left-arm spin. Not to mention Santner will unironically be >our frontline spinner, and I bet the selectors will be dumb enough to pick Craig again.
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>>64520893

going to need some proofs to that claim
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>>64520938
>And Lyon+SOK are shitloads better than Harmer, Tahir and Piedt so if India roll out those raging turners again it will be much more even than it was against SA.

Yes, like England the bowlers will definitely have their chance to shine, but the series will be decided by the batsmen and on home turf India have the clear advantage.

I have to see more of SOK Tbh, but I'll agree that Lyon and SOK are better than the Saffers.
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>>64520989
Will post positive AIDS results in a bit, its late right now
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>>64520996

SOK is alot like Jadeja, probably better actually because he has better control of flight. But basically he is an extremely consistent bowler who will bowl the ball onto a 20c piece 6 times in a row but doesn't turn it much.

That's why he does/will do so well in Indian conditions because, like Jadeja, the sharp-turning conditions make him extremely dangerous.

He didn't get it quite right in the UAE game he played because he went searching for wickets and abandoned the method that has worked so well for him in Shield cricket but he learnt from that and showed that on the A tour in India.

But it is really Lyon who is bowling at a far higher standard than he was the lasttime he went to India.

I think you're right and India are obviously favourites but at the same time I think Australia are more than capable of winning if someone like Smith has a good series.
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>>64520839
He posts all the time
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Huge crowd at the MCG
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>>64521054

post a receipt from a restaurant, a pic out the window, whatever you want. But I don't believe for one minute you are in "Zambia" until you prove otherwise.
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>>64521054
lmao
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>>64521110

Fair enough, of all the countries Australia or Pakistan have the best chance of winning in India. And yeah, Lyon is consistently improving and becoming a very clever bowler.

England have the batsmen to do it, but certainly not the bowling - although Momeme bowled pretty well yesterday.
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>>64521133
>or Pakistan

with Yasir - yes

without Yasir - Nope

is that confirmed btw? is he gone for good?
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>>64521123
Jesus, who gives a shit?

Calm your autism
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>>64521123
There you go, pic out of the window. Its 2AM tho and i can't capture the absolute shitness of the place though
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FOR YOU
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Putting $100 on a Windies win, easy money
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>>64521189

what are you doing in Zambia? Are you white?

>>64521188

Because I want to ask him questions but I don't want to waste my time if he is a proxy
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>>64521188
>>>/reddit/
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>Fazeer Mohammad is banned from interviewing Windies players

top fucking kek

WICB on suicide watch
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>>64521230
On holiday seeing family and No. Well,i'm a coconut apparently because i spend my holiday shitposting at night waiting for the cricket and craving KFC.
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How do I make my girlfriends kids interested in cricket?
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>>64521261

Nice. Where are you from and what KFC are you eating?
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post yfw the Windies win this
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>>64521319
From Perth. Found this cheeky knockoff but the chicken was absolutely dreadful so i'm just getting pissed on cheap booze
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>le epic goat maymay XDXD
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Steve Smith with an arrogant early declaration. This team needs a less aggressive captain
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>>64521376

kek

KEK

There is no way I'd eat from that place.

What's the internet like over there?
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there's a reason everyone calls him the GOAT
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>>64521452
Because he's the best off spinner Australia's ever had
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I would have rocked back and slapped that passed gulley for 4 lads
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>denying Best Marsh batting time and a guaranteed hundred

Is Meme Shit the worst captain of all time?
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>>64521528
The worst captain of any team ever was sachin
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>>64521528

i know you're memeing but he should have actually let Best Marsh bat @ 4 in the 1st innings

he hasn't had a chance to statpad at all this series which is unbelievable really
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>>64521152
>Shah has seven days to decide whether to request a test on a second urine sample, and another seven days after that (14 from the day of suspension) to decide whether to plead guilty.
>He faces a possible ban of two to four years and is likely to be replaced by left-arm spinner Zafar Gohar in the national training camp for the tour of New Zealand.
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>>64521574
>left-arm spinner

dropped
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>>64521528
Smith found out that Cook got out again against South Africa so he's guaranteed to finish 2015 as the leading run scorer
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>>64521437
Only tried that place for shits n giggles, plus i'm pretty much a tourist here so i'm trying out all the wierd shit i'd only find with a local guide. My main gripe with that place was the large amounts of things that aren't fried chicken offered on the menu. At least the real KFC throws chicken into the burgers, wraps and all that shit. This place had fucking beef on the menu.

Internet isn't bad at all desu, only issue is there's an 8 hour blackout at a random point of the day EVERY SINGLE DAY so i can't plan rely on having access to technology/wifi all the time. Went through a spell where i couldn't have a cheeky wank and ended having sex with a local so i'm pretty sure i've got the AIDS now.
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>>64521601
>ended having sex with a local so i'm pretty sure i've got the AIDS now
kek
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>>64521601

noice m8, did you wear a connie?
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>see an article reviewing England in 2015
>click on it, hoping for insightful, neutral analysis
>it's a George Dobell piece

Is there a worse, more biased writer on Cricinfo?
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>>64521648
No one knows what the fuck you're talking about there are no cricket journalists outside of the channel 9 commentary team.
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How do we fix the big bash league?

I think they need a name change. Big bash doesn't sound like a serious competition.
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>>64521601
>and ended having sex with a local so i'm pretty sure i've got the AIDS now.

KEK

could she speak English? How did you hook up with her?
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>>64521629
Yeah but it was an African brand. Their track record is about as solid as Chris Martin's batting record was.
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>>64521685
It's not supposed to be a serious competition m8
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>>64521599
>inb4 qt Rooty demolishes SA's 3-man bowling attack tomorrow and gets a cheeky double hundred to finish 2015 ahead of Meme Shit and as the undisputed GOAT
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>>64521728

friendly reminder that Chris Martin was LITERALLY better than Boult and Southee
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>>64521728

toppest kek

I'm curious to know how you actually met her. Was she a prossie or just a poor street urchin wanting money from the big strong white man?
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>>64521758

he already said he isnt white

why do you think he has family in Zambia? :^)
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>>64521755
No

He wasn't

Boult and Southee were easily beter
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>>64521704
>>64521758
Yeah, everyone here speaks bretty good English so its convenient enough. She was a guest at a cousin's party and she was decent looking enough, i'd gone a month without blowing a real load and she was keen as hell so it was a no-brainer. I'm melanin-enriched, friend.
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>>64521817

so are you ethnically Zambian or whatever?

feel any national "pride" over the place?
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>>64521737

they could make it a little better and try to compete with the A league. I think they would beat the NBL in ratings though.
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>>64521685
>fix
What's to fix
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>>64521685
They should lengthen the games out to 50 overs.
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