green edition
>NZ 1-0 up
>pitch is very green
In other news
>England draw a warm up thanks to thunder, Fails on suicide watch
>in the Plunket Shield Bharat Popli gets a hundred and McShitAgain doesn't get any wickets, neither does Milne but he seems more economical than last time
And that's it because there has been nothing else relevant in cricket this week
Fucking lmao captcha was "select all grass"
PS I'm going to the plunket match at memeden park II today for the first session so will miss some of this shit
Will be nice and green then, family?
NZ won the toss and will bat on the greenest fucking pitch I've seen
>>64294303
Meant bowl, there, family
>5 posts
>1 IP
Kek, nice "poomunity"
morning lads
>>64294495
Literally only one other person here lol
The Northern team have the test on their laptops so it's p comfy right now
dammit bitchwide's bowling from the other end I can't sledge him
that swing
literally can hear mcshitagain's grunts over my headphones
>Poo Peeland stumps
nearly caught a six lads
Mcclenaghan over just went for 19 lol
This thread is so sad.
>>64295268
Nah mate it's comfy
Simon "LONGBAILS" Doull
some reasonably decent grill sat near me but then another old guy came and sat between us
Nice ass on her but she looks only 16-17 so I'm not gonna talk to her
This is /rug/-tier
kick yourself daniel
>>64295369
There's one other guy here who's actually watching the game
I'm currently watching Michael Guptill-Bunce, who may or may not be related to Martin Guptill.
ded spoort
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reminder that ausGODS run cric
Morning
It's fucking green lads
>>64296497
As if a reminder was needed, this thread is proof.
>green as fuck pitch
>PP only take two wickets in the first session
Is Poo Peeland, dare I say it, finished?
>>64296637
more like this thread is POOF
lmfao
fuck off, the janny saged our thread
THIS is now the /BBL/ thread
>leave Sadelaide to me
GOATNER
ayyy lmao
has there been more traffic in the test threads or the meme cricket?
>tfw big baby league is on too late to watch
>>64296858
When you consider time lengths i.e. 3 hours v 30 hours I'd say it's about the same per match
>>64296858
look at the absolute state of this ""thread""
what do you think?
cric IS au/sp/ so ofcourse the australian domestic comp will have decent threads. PP LITERALLY think they can have their own threads
kek
KEK
>>64296878
>>64296894
how many bongs until BBL?
>>64296931
8 bongs 4 bings
GONE SON
>Being cucked under 50
Shamefur dispray
>>64296782
kp and fuckner are the GOAT pairing
CA need to splice their DNA into a clone
Will Bane score a century?
Based Rigor on elite and muscular commentator watch
Alright lads back from the meme game
Talked to that grill and turns out she was the gf of the guy making his debut lmao what else was I expecting, a girl at a shield match?
Crimbo soon lads.
What country is considered to have the best first-class cricket league?
>>64297561
O N E W E E K
>>64297584
canada
>>64297584
England.
>>64297584
Depends what you mean by 'best'
Highest match quality is by far Australia, but their matches aren't comfy like ours
>HBHS's brave Mitchell Santner busy being the next Vettori
>HBHS's brave Bradley John "BJ" Watling busy being Nzs GOAT keeper
>HBHS's brave Scott Styris offering intelligent and insightful commentary
Why isn't your school so elite /cric/?
>>64298198
hi ben and/or nick
>>64298225
Hi Daniel
Thought you might like this cricket meme seeing as you love rock music
Not really into the new Star Wars movie Tbh lads
>>64298418
that's a pretty funny meme man
I liked that song when I was 12
I think they're a bit shit now
Lads
Got the internship for January
Beca.
Holy fuck
Who do you lads like to play as in Don Bradmans? Ever played a pro online?
>>64298797
>Playing anything other than career mode
tipping Sri Lanka by 53 runs.
>>64298771
congratulations mate.
>meme green pitch
>PP insert Shit Lanka
>Shit Lanka win two sessions in a row
kek
KEK
K E K
Nice """golden-age""" you have there, Poo Peeland
>>64299107
>its an RC ""tip""
New Zealand confirmed win
>>64299146
Not this time, I did a bit of research this morning and I am confident that this will be the result despite a shaky start.
>>64299121
>win
How does one "win" a session? Lose two wickets and not pass 100 runs?
>>64299121
How can you be this casual
Yes ideally SL should be 180/8 right now but 200/4 is still FAR from a good or even decent position. Surely you know enough to understand that day 2 and 3 are best for batting over here. Oh wait, no, because you never watch anything but Australia.
guys i have a 200 word essay for a summer course im doing due in tomorrow, what the fuck do i do?
>>64299282
damage control: the post
>>64299246
SITHERING fucking casual detected
One a pitch this green 4/200 is pretty damn good after being inserted. If SL are less than 6 wickets down by the end of the day they will have won three sessions in a row desu.
>>64299282
it is YOU who is using Australian conditions as a standard you SEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual. 350 after being inserted in good bowling conditions would be a good score.
NZ's "bowlers" are now being exposed exactly for what they are, county-tier trundlers.
>>64299282
days 2 and 3 are the best for batting basically everywhere outside of Asia you moron
How would Mathews fare in Wallop20?
>>64299402
Aside from the >le seeeeth xD xD this is a very good post.
>>64299581
hows your monkey wife going RC?
This is embarrassing PP
>>64299479
he's pretty good at it but he's better in Tests than he is in meme cricket. Which is surprising because he has meme written all over him.
>>64299664
She was never my wife but she just packed up and left one day with no explanation after she told me she had an abortion. I still have a way to get in contact with her, and in a way I kind of want to just to get some kind of idea of what the fuck her end game was about . But with women like that it's best to cut them out of your life for good.
>>64299744
It's a genuine pity your mum didn't go the same route.
>>64299744
Was she a native Indo?
if so she was only with you for the money. You can work out why it ended from that.
>>64299773
yeah then maybe there wouldn't be a tripfriend on /cric/ to remind you that you are a piece of shit.
>>64299311
First, take your weak shit back to /b/.
Second, kys.
>>64299816
3/10 comeback. Try harder.
>>64299786
Yes she was, but it doesn't make any sense. She was already loaded and I never bought her anything, just let her stay in my villa which is comparable to her own house. In fact she paid for a lot of my stuff despite not asking her to or needing it.
>>64299744
thats what you get for fucking a monkey lol
>>64299841
Too late I already left my cum back on your mum xD xD.
But seriously though you know it's the truth and that's why I am so loathed my the minority here. You wish you could live like I do, but you know that you're not good enough. You live your 3/10 lifestyle thinking it's the norm and don't want anything or anyone to interfere with that concept. And then along comes a Reality Check to put you back in your place. All you can resort to is making "insults" to try and regain some self esteem, just like a ten year old would.
>having a southeast Asian subhuman being so ashamed of fucking you that it fakes an abortion and kills itself smdh
>>64299873
you have two things of value as a foreigner in Indonesia. The first is obviously your money. The other is your status as a foreigner and your Australian citizenship; that is you are effectively a route out of Indonesia (well not you, but any other non-criminal Aussie would be, but she probably didnt know that).
But even the second point doesn't make sense because your kid with her would have been elegible for Australian citizenship which would have been her ticket out of Indo if that is what she wanted.
So it must have been something else entirely. Quite bizarre if she didnt say anything as you claim.
>>64299902
I had some great sex and head jobs out of it, but killing off my second kid really cut deep. Nevertheless she is not the status quo as far as "monkeys" go. It's either money as one anon mentioned, or deep monogamous love (which isn't really deep at all it's just immature behavior stemming from cultural indoctrination). This girl wanted neither, but I can be grateful for the fact that even though she bewitched me with her monkey magic, she didn't kill me and sell my organs to China.
>>64299956
The thing is though, cocksucker, is that you have absolutely no idea who the other people are on here. All we know about you is that you are constantly on here (and are therefore a fucking loser) and are constantly lying about a fantasy reality.
Finally
>>64299972
Being a foreigner didn't really have anything to do with her wanting me IMO, but I think you're missing a third point. Being a white guy is just seen as attractive in general, and it goes both ways. I see a ton of hot European women coming over here and getting banged by Indonesian guys, who are mostly pretty dorky and clingy but it's the whole 'exotic guy' thing that appeals to them.
Go over to Lombok and you will see some rough surfer Indo guys who kuck a lot of white guys girlfriends when they bring them over. Kind of funny desu.
>>64300077
Explain how by being on this forum every day makes me a loser. They do have wi-fi in NZ now right, you realize the internet is portable for most people?
Wickets falling
COLLAPSE
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>>64300233
If I were rich and living a 10/10 lifestyle in a tropical paradise, 4chan wouldn't be a part of it. You are on here every time I drop in, spewing your monotonous horseshit. You're even sitting in a dead NZ cricket thread waiting for people to respond to said horseshit. You're either a lying piece of shit loser Australian on a proxy or a loser internet addict in Indonesia. Either way.
>leave Sadelaide to me
BANE GOAT
>>64300345
These are the list of things I've done in the past week.
>fishing (something I'm "literally" doing right now)
>coached a divegrass team
>participated in a community organization trying to alleviate the tensions between muslims and protestant Christians
>fucked two women
>smoked a few spliffs on top of a mountain with a buddy
>paddle boarded around the islands, and the week before that I did the whole of the Mollucas catching sharks and gifting the meat to locals
Today I'm helping organize a Christmas party for the island I'm living on. What have you done with your week?
>>64300490
How do you imagine anyone believing a single thing you post? Its fucking ridiculous.
COVERS COMING ON LADS
>>64300490
>yet still has time to shitpost 10 hours per day
>>64300561
At this point I think he does it for himself.
He likely gets some sense of satisfaction escaping to his narrative, believing he is ruseing everyone into his web of lies. It makes him feel like he's good at something.
>>64300561
I don't and it honestly doesn't bother me, because when people write stuff like >if I were rich I wouldn't even go on 4chan, it gives me the impression that your lives are so worthless that you couldn't imagine anyone who comes on here has a great lifestyle.
>>64300490
>>64300640
>>64300640
I think the main problem is that you make so much effort trying to convince others that your something special and making sure they know that they're worthless in comparison, that its obviously just someone with zero self esteem trying to console himself. I for one don't NEED to tell you about my life, I don't NEED to compare myself to you. Because I'm fine. There's something broken in you, not sure what it is, and I don't care. I just wish you'd work on your self worth somewhere else. That's all.
>poo peeland saved by the rain
I love this meme
>>64300810
MY SIDES ALL THESE SEETHING NEW CUNTS WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT RC IS
the best trolls never admit it
>>64300810
And YET you document every detail and scrape of information about MY life you can get your hands on.
YOUR narrative is falling apart.
>>64300810
I've never tried to convince anyone here, but you believe what you want to believe there petal. I get the feeling that you're not fine at all, and deep down you are constantly comparing yourself with others.
And yes something is very broken in me. Despite having everything I could want I still get extremely bored, and have an obsessive compulsion with fucking women.
>>64300960
>whoops
the post or was it part of his plan?
>>64300960
Who do you imagine you're talking to?
I don't know a single fucking thing about whoever the fuck you are. I think you're confused.
>>64301053
I haven't been following the thread but when I see a Peewi memeing it out with Reality Cunt I just assume its statsautist
my mistake if I was wrong
>>64301001
You can't get the feeling that I'm anything because you have no idea who or what I am and you have no idea what I've posted in the past. That's the joy of a anonymous board. I'm not gonna fall in and go NO I'M FINE Y-YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BROKEN I HELPED A SHARK NURSE ITS YOUNG TODAY AND ORGANISED A MUSLIM PARTY FOR CHRISTMAS because that's you. I'm just another causal observer that hates your shit.
>>64301097
statsautist is just as bad as this old hack.
>>64300918
it's gold ay
>get home from work
>rain
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/new-zealand-v-sri-lanka-ball-hits-top-of-off-stump-but-batsman-survives/story-e6frf3g3-1227664355240
genuinely the first time I've seen a team appealing for a bowled.
>>64301165
>I HELPED A SHARK NURSE ITS YOUNG TODAY
poopealiand positively rustled
>>64301264
pooinloo pajeet
RIP in peace /cric/
>>64301165
I can infer what kind of person you are with your little
>being anonymous is brilliant, you are part of a secret organization of legionaries BY THE WAY U ARE A FUCKHEAD YOU LOVE MUSLIMS AND Y-YUH HUNTED THE SHARKS. Yeah but really I hate your shit because I am that cool anonymous guy who doesn't take shit.
post
>>64301417
>RIP in peace nz"/cric/"
ftfy
>>64301432
It was already dead.
>>64301428
That's not inference, you dullard. That's extrapolation. You're good at neither. Just because someone hates looking at your blog shitposts doesn't tell you anything. Except that they hate your shit.
why do BBL umpires look like security guards?
>>64301567
Why do you ask so many questions?
>>64301567
What should I get the missus for xmas?
>>64301625
it's part of my gimmick
>>64301667
get some candles m8
nice thread
>>64301529
No it is inference, and calling me a dullard doesn't make you look smart. Especially when you don't even understand the definition of extrapolation.
You hate me, I get that. Personally I don't hate anyone as I believe harbouring resentment is a sign of mental weakness, but it's up to you. You won't take my advice, so best of luck with your own decisions I guess.
>>64301873
>I don't hate anyone
not even the ATO/AFP ?
they seem to have you squarely by the balls
Post your favorite Mark Taylor moment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu4ACaWH8I
Hate niggers
>>64301873
20min (I actually went and had a shower) of brainstorming the reply and we get
>no, you're dumb
>you don't know what the word you used means
>you are mentally weak
seriously, try harder this is pathetic. You are literally barely holding your own against an 18 year old. Anyway I'm going out. Enjoy your "fishing" you sad old cunt.
>>64301967
No, because like many of you they don't realize they are a cog in the machine. The world is a big methamphetamine lab, and they are just a single molecule in the gas to light the fire. The drug is agriculture, and we are all addicted.
>tfw no more qt3.14 Greigy to shill GOATney and PTFO Lawry & Warner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nLT3GVEB90
>>64301667
A sheep to shag.
>>64302136
>what to get the kiwi girl who has everything
r8 my team lads
>>64302220
>6 MelS players
>no Brisbane Heat players
3/10 strategy
Any idea if it's possible to unlock the locked the players?
>>64302309
>>64302220
i fucked mine completely
i thought with subs you could just swap them in and out throughout the round. Turns out you can but the players who have 'played' get locked in for the round and cant be moved after that
>>64302143
Everything except a boyfriend with a big strong penis.
>>64299282
shut the fuck up daniel. You are objectively wrong.
267 should be SL's score for the WHOLE TEST, not ONE uncompleted innings.
>>>/int/52299363
>>64300810
>this newcunt actually taking on Reality Christ
>this newcunt actually can't identify statselite's posts
kys summercunt
>>64302865
What does the Abbreviation KYS stand for?
>>64302220
>memeswell as captain
>>64302072
>(I actually went and had a shower) of brainstorming the reply
>18 years old
Holy shit you are absolute filth
>there is an 18 year old newcunt straight off the boat from reddit unironically battling with au/sp/ personalities and unironically trying to assert himself as the granddaddy of /cric/
Please take this piece of human garbage back to reddit with you krazykrezja
>>64301097
>implying I hate Reality Christ
kek
KEK
K E K
Know your stuff krazykuckold. RC is gr8, he's just a SEEEEEEEETHING casual when it comes to griget. I have literally NEVER taken him on because I enjoy him. Unlike you.
>>64300490
>participated in a community organization trying to alleviate the tensions between muslims and protestant Christians
>>64302931
>that awful keeping from Bairstow
Literally didn't even move if it hadn't hit the stumps it would have been byes
Lads, I'm willing to say that this week is unironically the best week of my life since I left high school
I think I finally know what it's like to be reality christ
>>64303103
Fun fact: my company "literally" does work with Beca.
Enjoy employment while it lasts, daniel.
Anyone up for karaoke? I can't do it at the moment but here is my submission from last night: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ev33SXSpTo
lads
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/12/17/21/34/un-ranks-australian-life-second-in-world
based bash bread
>>64303287
>>64303287
>>64303287
lets leave daniel and one-"man" poomunity here
>>64303140
Fuck man just got even more ridiculous.
My uncle finally got back to me - he's set me up with a meeting with the head guy of Morrison Low, got the email about two hours after I got the Beca thing. Probably going to meet him anyway. Add this to the fact that I may almost have a gf this week is off the fucking chain
And we recently hosted a Beca end of year thing so technically we work with them too I guess (although not in a real sense)
>>64303217
mfw
>>64303388
>And we recently hosted a Beca end of year thing so technically we work with them too I guess (although not in a real sense)
KEK. And we work with McDonalds because we ate there once. Don't be peepoosional.
Tell us about your "gf"
>>64303388
>I may almost have a gf this week is off the fucking chain
FUCK
EVEN FUCKING DANIEL IS BEATING ME TO THE PUNCH
>>64303454
I dunno man it cost a lot of money
It was for some massive winery that Beca built, so they got all the project members to come and taste their wine and shit
FWIW, it's how I got the job.
>Tell us about your "gf"
Absolutely not.
>>64303474
>>>Tell us about your "gf"
>Absolutely not.
don't be a fucking cunt
>>64303474
is it Chloe?
>>64303553
kek it is
>>64303474
Don't worry, I know enough people in your "inner circle" to find it out myself.
who should i get in?
KEK, why are you such a low test bitchboi, Daniel? Chloe is a 3/10 AT BEST.
>those bony shoulders
I bet she's a lolsoquirkyrandumb girl just like YOU.
>>64303793
Having Nevill seems pointless since he'll fuck off to play tests in two weeks and Haddin WILL outperform him
I refuse to believe angelo mathews is a world class cricketer
am I just being stubborn?
>>64303808
>Haddin is still playing
i thought his ugly daughter pooicided?
>>64303808
who is gonna get games? would you chuck whiteman in and just hope he isn't shit this year?
>>64303815
she was on pooicide watch during the Lords Ashes test, so musuclar Rod Marsh replaced him with Nevill and forced an early international retirement
She's still got Watson syndrome, but it's not life threatening at this point
Reminder it took krazykrezja 4 years to get over some girl who kucked him in high school.
>>64303775
Are you implying that daniel actually has friends
>>64303793
Nevill won't get to play since Wade is in the same team.
Just got back from that Star Wars movie lads.
Disappointed as fuck
>>64304390
nice "poomunity" you have here, cuckiel
kek
KEK
> 171 posts
> 1 unique ip
fuck you're pathetic Daniel
Trannyiel Gay
just sucked ajay's semen from ivana's vag desu
sad desu
>>64294372
>>64304434
shut the fuck up you autist
Pretty sweet thread lads.
Just got back form the company Christmas party.
AMA
>>64304592
What company do you work for
>>64304710
Kentucky Fried Chicken Ltd.
poo
>>64304170
Nevill sometimes gets selected as a specialist batter in shield
statscunt on suicide watch
statsbadbodyodour on fat virgin watch
hate niggers
Official 2015 test XI
Warner
Cook
Williamson
Root
Smith
Chandimal
Ashwin
Starc
Broad
Shah
Hazlewood
Tbh
Official 2015 ODI XI
Dilshan
Guptill
Williamson
Smith
de Villiers
Maxwell
Faulkner
Starc
Boult
Morkel
Tahir
Tbh
>These fucking stumps
whats the pitch doing? swing? seam?
marvelous griget, this
>>64311586
not really a lot of seam actually, there was a lot of swing yesterday though
oddly enough bounce is the biggest factor rn
just use the one thread retards
this "poomunity" is far too dead to support 2 threads
>>64303287
Reminder I defended Squareface McGoldkuck's inclusion in the team while you summer of cricket casuals begged for his blood
>>64311959
>come post in an Aussie counties match thread
"No."
>>64312672
>homebabby hundreds against the weakest attack in world cricket
kys
>>64312672
>the absolute fucking city of you
Is this the designated shitposting thread?
>>64313603
no, it's the designated dead as fuck thread
>>64314166
so the designated PJ hughes thread?
>>64314205
oh no you didn't
MemeCullum gone for 18 ffs
Bane captain when?
McMeme is shit
>>64314318
Well, Williamson is a the world's most ebin batsman and is our vice captain, but I'm not sure he's captain material. He's a bit of a pussy.
>>64314318
Literally should have happened this series fampai
Kane's autistic obsession with cricket trumps McCullum's by some distance. All McMeme does is gamble.
>>64314373
Just needs a good lieutenant la'
I think he'll always command respect because he could literally become our greatest player ever. It's just a matter of whether he can raise morale, which I don't think he can, so someone like Watling as VC is essential.
>>64314383
>not wanting to see Bane vs Smoth (the battle of autismos)
it will be glorious
>>64314447
I'm saying I want to see it happen because it'll be literally one-sided.
Smith is a literal retard who bowled his strike bowler into the ground on a road, made him bat with a broken foot when 3 runs were needed to win, and then denied his team-mate a triple in a match that lasted 2.5 days.
I can honestly see the team leading a mutiny against him when they get their shit kicked in on their next tour of India.
Pretty happy with Santner Tbh lads
I mean do we really even need a proper spinner for like 80% of our games? A guy who's decent enough and averages 35 with the bat is far more useful than a so-called "specialist" that averages 25 with the bat, given that spin isn't a massive part of NZ tests
>>64315977
lmao whoops
>>64315977
this Tbh
He's like Momeme but actually good.
Sthelaker is my commentryfu t b h
>>64315977
>>64316057
Also if Santner plays then >we can still play 3 frontline quicks and a second spinner when touring the subcontinent
Will Lingerie cricket boost attendance to women's cricket.
>>64316175
post in the real thread lad and stop encouraging daniels autism
>>64314222
>>64314222
>>64314222
Who watching Wimmins game here?
How fucking close are those boundaries?
Is James Pattinson playing?
>getting rekt this badly by shitlanka at home
>>64318413
Reminder that I tipped this to happen.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>64323561
like clockwork
statscunt on suicide watch
statscunt on suicide watch
daniel
BASEDwell
SANTGOAT
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shit lanka on collapse watch
>LELTHAM
>tfw you don't care if we lose a wicket as long as it isn't Kane
>daniel
>daniel has literally been talking to himself in this thread for 5 hours
I think this match has exposed what a flat track babby Ross Taylor is.
Put him on a road against a minnow attack and he scores 290.
Put him on a bouncy pitch against a genuinely good pace attack and he gets a duck
>this thread
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Will Daniel ever recover lads?
Nice thread Daniel you fucking autist
>235 posts in nearly 3 days
kek
KEK
K E K
daniel on handsome and popular watch
fucking neck yourself Daniel
>>64295369
>every time I search for /rug/, I get /cric/
>hate cricket
I just want to post tah man and laugh about the fuck ups with the RFU.
>>64348876
/rug/ LITERALLY exists to be laughed at by the muscular AusGODS
>>64348876
There's easier way to get your homoerotic fix """"""m8""""""
entirety of /cric/ on fulfilled life watch
daniel on nobel prize watch
statscunt on suicide watch
Kane on GOATicide watch
KANE LIVES
![1450646079454[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nRn7nc7.jpg "1450646079454[1].jpg")
*plays a phenomenal tuba solo*
>it's a Kane scores all the runs while the rest of the team watches innings
Will the Windies ever be a great test nation again. Should they just disband and become individual countries that play tests?
>>64364590
The best kind. Gotta give Kane dat record
Take one for the record BJ Blockling.
Sri Lanka brace well a Hurrikane is coming xD
>>64364878
>Bigger than Star Wars
heart attack there ;_;
GOAT
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Bane century.
A century in every series since the Windies tour in 2013.
Most test runs by a New Zealander in a calendar year.
11 runs away from a test average of 50.
>>64365496
Hoping he stays in here and finishes the match off
