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Australia 3/551d & 3/135
West Indies 271

BBL - Thunder vs Strikers tonight

England 303
South Africa 4/137
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First for Wollongong.
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>>64504587

fuck / marry /kill / your choice

GO
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>>64504587

>2 posts early

Autist
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lads how do I get a qt penpal grill inmate from Australia?
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>64504587
LGTSS

>white """women""" in charge of being attractive
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>>64504609


Fuck 1
Marry 2
Sex slave 3
Kill 4
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>>64504612
Ask literally any australian girl. They literally all live in a prison
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>Posting early so you get a thread to 500
It doesnt count if its a general/gamethread you fucking sperg
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>>64504587
None of those girls look like they've finished developing their features yet. They still look like 14 year old teenagers.

Can we stop pretending David Warner is "elite" when he can't even post a half decent total against the biggest minnow Test team in decades - The "Windies"
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I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
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BIG B A N A N A S
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>>64504630
what Disney show is this from?
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NO RUN
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>>64504627
but how can I be sure they're qt?
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>>64504572
You don't even know the pain.
Try being an Indian on /pol/ or /int/. Or Turkish or Brazilian for that matter.
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I bought a pre built pc from pccasegear.com.
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>>64504652
Look at them
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>>64504655
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>>64504614
>>this newcunt casual faggot literally STILL has no idea how to use greentext

I actually deliberately use it anyway I want just to piss off sperglords like yourself
>hurr hurr 4chan has mah rules

and inb4 damage control with your circular shitposting
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>>64504630
This. I've been saying Warner is a road babby for years.
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That commbank ad tho, gross
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Is evolution just a meme, lads?

I'm about to renounce my fundamental Christian faith on the basis of it being real but I want to be sure first
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how do i get a gf
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>>64504630

David Warner is elite... at 50ovr and t20.

Test cricket he has a few awesome meme scores and a lot of bad ones. He is literally a coinflip of if he'll go off or go out. That's far too dangerous for an opening batsman trait.

If smith was not putting out such great efforts this batting lineup team would be dogshit.
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>>64504655
Which one? How much did it cost?
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>>64504660
but they're Australian

:^)
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>>64504673
Its a conspiracy
Dont listen to what the govornment tells you lad
They lie
All they want is your money
Fucking pigs
Fucking revenue raisers
Embellishment
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>>64504669
>get exposed as fuck about not knowing how to greentext
>LITERALLY sperg out and damage control about how you do it wrong "deliberately"
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64504642
Neighbours
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>>64504674
dating website, always be honest, dont misrepresent yourself
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>>64504686
Take a shit and look in the toilet, you've given birth to an australian
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>>64504694
Top kek at this

I'll give you some actual advice

Avoid anything online, always lie about yourself, talk yourself up and by the time she has got to know you it won't matter
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>>64504676
I'm going to assume this post is satirical, and is a parody of r/cricket.
Warner is better at Test cricket than he is at T20 and ODI cricket.
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>>64504673
Evolution is the most plausible theory there is, but ridiculous to renounce your faith over it. "Literally" pleb philosophy.
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>>64504689

>anon says inb4 damage control
>you use the damage control meme, again

You're the reason why people hate ausflag.jpg's
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>>64504674
I've been trying plenty of fish, no luck yet.

I'm too asian for tinder.
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>>64504676
>David Warner is elite... at 50ovr
'no'

his ODI record is mediocre at best, he's produced much better performances at test level but because he scores quickly and is a walloper casuals just assume he will be better at white ball cricket
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>>64504696

>Still cut about world cup.

Let it go, it's not our fault memecullen tried to smash the first over for 36.
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>>64504700
Truthbombs: The post

What can go wrong?
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>>64504689

If you care so much, why don't you apply to be a janitor?

You certainly have the autism required....
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>>64504705
>/cric/: The GIF
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>>64504711
But NZ won the World Cup m8
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>>64504676
>...

t. pajeet

This batting lineup was and is absolute dogshit
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>>64504700
Real advice coming through.

Don't say shit about yourself, allow your actions to do the talking. Work on yourself first and the women will follow.
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>>64504609
all solid 7s
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>>64504705
>he STILL uses greentext incorrectly despite being schooled on it
>he CLEARLY has no idea on the proper use of 'inb4' either
>he uses hilarious 9gag reaction faces
>he is clearly an anal annihilated newcunt who is furious as fuck about being constantly BTFO
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64504727
Why isn't there any brown queens?
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>>64504727
Marry 3, fuck 1 and 4, kill 2
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>>64504739
womens BBL is racist
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>>64504735
>>he uses hilarious 9gag reaction faces

Um anon.... every post you've made has a hilarious 9gag tier reaction face
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>>64504716
>>64504705
>he resorts to samefagging and crying about mods after being bullied the fuck out
KEK, you LITERALLY cannot make this shit up
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how long does the phone port take lads? it's almost been an hour now and my new sim doesn't have signal yet
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>>64504674
pretend to be someone else

if you get in a relationship with someone who thinks you're a confident normie you'll eventually become one naturally through constant pretending

but you'll also probably kill yourself because you can't express your true thoughts
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>>64504674

Play a paradigm shifting style of soccer at Centre Back for Gosford City FC.
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"he might have to come in with australia at 4/50"

KEK
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>>64504748
>he is SO flustered by being BTFO hey AGAIN he replies with the classic 'no u' damage control respobse
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64504750

Oh, I'm sorry anon, am I only allowed to reply once per post?

Is it another one of your autistic rules?
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women are a meme anyway, I'm sure I'm not missing out on too much by not having a gf
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>>64504609
fuck 4 marry 2 kill 1
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>>64504754

My girlfriend thinks I'm a vegetarian.

>>64504769

Head is pretty good.
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>>64504735
>he uses hilarious 9gag reaction faces

You've used a "hilarious 9gag reaction face" in every post you've made you retarded cunt
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>>64504769
>he LITERALLY admits to samefagging
>he LITERALLY admits to crying and begging the mods to save him
>he LITERALLY admits to reporting posts that hurt his feelings
>he UNIRONICALLY is getting booty blasted as fuck about being BTFO over and over
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64504780
Nice, my girlfriend thinks I'm happy with my life.
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>>64504771
you are, it can be extremely emotionally rewarding. lying in bed and just relaxing with a qt next to you with her head resting on your shoulder and your arms around each other is the best. there's plenty of negatives about relationships though
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>>64504791
Hi daniel, how is chlopee?
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How many do you lads do?
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>>64504669
>>64504689
>>64504705
>>64504735
>>64504750
>>64504769
>>64504790

>continuing flamewars over multiple threads

Fuck off you autists
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>>64504790
>another hilarious 9gag reaction face
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>>64504791
>t. daniel
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do you think i could fake being gay? I prefer hanging out with guys to girls but I don't really want to kiss them or fuck or anything
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>>64504751
>amaysim

kek
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>>64504748
>he noticed that LITERALLY no one upvoted his first post, so he UNIRONICALLY copy pasted it to see if his ebin leejun will upvote this time
>he is unironically samefagging and reporting posts that bully him
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64504814
No I'm going from TPG to Optus
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>>64504768
He's right. Your >xD reaction images go to show what an embarassment to your parents you must be.
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>>64504800
>>64504808
Fuck off not Daniel, I doubt he even actually has a gf he probably just made that up to try and become more like his idol Reality Check.
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>>64504696
If we ever meet in real life i will fucking drop you mate how dare you say that. You think you're safe because of the water between us? I'll swim it and still have the energy to hand you your pathetic ass.
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>>64504812
You're doing a pretty good job
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>>64504812
I'm pretty sure that non-sexual gay relationships are a thing, they might just wank each other off now and then
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>>64504825
>another hilarious 9gag reaction face

You LITERALLY can't make this shit up
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>>64504834
I will THROW a bucket full of LITERAL shit at (You).
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>>64504836
>non-sexual
>wank each other off
pick one
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>>64504828

Fuck I feel sorry for your parents mate, a fat piece of shit who lies to make himself look good to shitposters on the sports section of a Uruguan cake baking discussion forum
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>>64504806
>he is so upset and furious about being exposed as fuck, that he LITERALLY is copying his previous post hoping for upboats
>he is so poorturbed that he is literally BEGGING people to report, hide and not to reply to the posts that are bullying him
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64504806
>flamewars
is is the 90s again?
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>>64504846
Obviously you've never been jerk ed off by my ex
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>>64504844
That would mean that you are throwing shit at poo
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>>64504854
>Australia
>""""white""""
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>>64504854
>another hilarious 9gag reaction face

You LITERALLY can't make this shit up.
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>>64504848
Either
>Reality Check is not lying and is literally based as fuck

or

>Reality Check is lying and he has constructed one of the most elaborate and impressively scoped pieces of satirical art of the 21st Century, all on the avant-garde medium of a Chinese fried rice recipe forum

His parents would be proud as fuck either way m8, don't diss The 'Check
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Is it common for Aussies to do a cheeky jerk off session/oral/blow loads on each other with friends?

Kind of wish friends here would be up for it more
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>>64504848
>le foreign country forums meme xD

I'm not fat and I know my parents were very proud of me. Stop projecting.
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>>64504871
His parents are dead and he was raised by his single grandmother.
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>>64504828
>>64504840
>>64504860
>>64504864
>he is SO embarrassed about being comprehensively PTFO this hard, that he resorts to firing up his proxy in a desperate attempt for "international support" of his 9gag faggotry
>he is UNIRONICALLY begging people to report posts that bully him
KEK, you literally cannot make this shit up
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>>64504876
Not so common in my friendship circle, I'm trying to bring it up more in convos hoping that someone might also be keen but it hasn't worked so far.
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>>64504871
>this post
holy shit daniel, engineer yourself a noose already
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Now just fucking WATCH as Meme Shit refuses to declare overnight and waits until he gets his hundred.

Cap this fucking post. There will be a literal coup afterwards too.
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>>64504871
Good shitpost mate
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>>64504879

>realitycuck telling someone else to stop projecting

My sides are dead
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What percent toxicity do you guys think /cric/ has been today?
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>>64504888

I'm not gay but can't help avoid seeing my pals bulge at the gym when I'm spitting him or his veins after a good workout. What happened to the good old days of gym shower fun afterword? :(
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>>64504895
It's not going to take 2 full days to dismiss Wi mate
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see you autists tomorrow, i'm out
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KEK, where did all the 9gaggers run away to?

Aww, did the big mean king of au/sp/ bully you away again?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed 9gag poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>>64504910
For me it's more so that a few of us haven't had any success with girls for a while, reasonably long dry spell. So I just want to try some new things etc
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>>64504910

*spotting

Kek
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>>64504907
Pretty toxic I think we're all hungover
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>>64504911
Literally just so fucking ready for him to say this in the press conference.

He will literally be murdered by his own team within a year.
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>>64504913
KEK, the mating cry of the LOSERS.

Looking forward to you not actually leaving and instead staying here to seethe.
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Fuck, marry, kill lads. WBBL ladies of colour
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>>64504940

Fuck 1
Marry 3
Kill 2
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>>64504940
Hi 9gag.
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>>64504932
Why would he not say this, it's a perfectly valid reason
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>>64504910
It's natural mate. In ancient Rome and Greece people had sex with both genders and no one batted an eyelid. Social conditioning has forced you to think of it as being taboo.
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>>64504932

Stop trying to copy statscunt, you worthless sack of shit

t. statscunt
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>>64504940
1 looks like shes been to prison. Mens prison
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>>64504940
Marry lightest kill darkest
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>>64504956
t. 9gag
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>>64504953
>LE FUGG LE SOCIAL NORMS XDXD
How's Rome and Greece going? kys peeality cuck
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>It's a bogans on the train doing bogan things recorded on video news segment
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>>64504967

There is literally nothing taboo about miring your friends physique. Don't you wanna put a giant cock in your hands, just once?
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Why does RC need a proxy and a trip code?
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>>64504977
The thought of his cock growing from flaccid to erect in my hands is pretty hot desu.
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>>64504911
Yeah man it would need at least 11 full sessions I reckon.
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>>64504967
Fine accept them. Continue being a pleb and setting your standards to that of other peoples. When you're 40 and unhappily married to a gendut bitch that never puts out maybe you will start to reconsider your life and place in it.
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>>64504996
Is she running to a street to take a poo?
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>>64504996
who is this one third of a semon demon
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>>64504981
He's hoping that in the current tripfag-desolate atmosphere of au/sp/, he can climb the relevancy ranks and be thought of in the same sentence of true AusGOD trips such as Zerogoose, Convict and Pwnstar.
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>>64504981
didn't you read his narrative lad? the "ato" is after him
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>>64504981
It's an RC imposter, newcunt.

The real RC disappeared in late 2014 and hasn't been seen since.

Myself and others can notice this, so obviously we have not replied ONCE to the RC impersonator, but you newcunts keep replying to him, which confuses the poo peelanders and other Facebook/9gag freshies into believing this is actually the famous RC.

It isn't.

And it's very fucking obvious to anyone who has been here for over 18 months that it isn't RC.

Kill yourself.

Yes, I will be reading your reply, but no I will not be responding.
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>>64505002
>implying he won't already be divorced by 40 and paying ALIMONY
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>>64505005
>>64505009
hi newfriends
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>"Sometimes I am statistics-minded," Guptill said. "But it's more Ross Taylor telling me that I've got 100 runs to beat this person. I just go out there and try to do it. Ross is a bit stats driven."

Taylor confirmed for statpadding roadbabby.
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>>64505011
this triggers the RC
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/cric/ desperately needs more moderation, these threads are nothing but shitposting
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>>64505032
Ivan literally RUNS /cric/
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>>64505021
haha you got me haha it's a man good trick man
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well this thread has been fun but I think I'm gonna head back to /tv/
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>>64505038
THIS

Did you see how easily be chased away those 9gag poofters who don't even know how to greentext or use 'inb4'?

KEK
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>"Ross also told me that all I needed to do to get the most runs in 2015 was to injure Kane Williamson, so I broke out my crowbar in the last test, and let's just say that his knee isn't looking too good this week haha" - Martin Guptill 2015
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>>64505054
Bye reddit
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>>64505059
>kiwi bantz
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>>64504940
Kill myself
Fuck purgatory
Marry death desu
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>>64505059
Guptill literally has no reason to make shit jokes.

He plays meme innings in ODI's to gain good will and then he plays like absolute dogshit when it matters.
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>>64505066

this is the best "OC" memespouter can come up with
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>Speed is NOT the major factor of car crashes and fatalities, it's bad drivers
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>>64505083
You're right.
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>>64505075

this
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Please post hot photos of Laura mcguptill
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>>64505083
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Someone make a BBl thread so that the autists get their space to ""pioneer"" epic new memes in that containment thread.
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>>64505083
It's actually asians
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>>64505083
I've had my red Ps for about 12 months now (I'm in my early 20s, I was just too much of a beta loser to put in the hours and do the test), and I've noticed that EVERY single time I get tailgated, it's some 40 year old dad in a commodore having a midlife crisis who "takes his driving very seriously".

nobody else noticed this?
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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went on one of the fb cricket """meme"""" pages just to find people literally and unironically saying stove>kane
wew
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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>I am listening to Jim Maxwell and Fazeer Mohammad sing cricket-related Christmas carrols

where did it all go wrong?
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>>64505135
that drive is sxc af senpai
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>>64504892

thats statscunt

kys
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>>64505135
Fox Sports Facebook page is where it's at lad
Australian player circlejerk under the guise of "unbiased, intelligent and informed evaluation".
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>>64505124
Can't say I've noticed, I'm always a cunt to tailgaters though, they can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned
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Sam Burgess will unironically be a BUST for Souths this season.

Prove me WRONG
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Glenn Maxwell will unironically be a BUST for the Stars this season.

Prove me WRONG.
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Back to /asp/ lads.
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>>64505179
Souths have the GOAT culture to ensure he succeeds.
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>>64505179
Wrong. Surgess will return with elevated senses. His stint in Union has given him greater ability to analyse multiple complex situations in real time.

Similar to when SBW returned to League for the Roosters and DOMINATED everybody
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watching smith bat these days is so bad, he literally just throws his hands at the ball with goat tier handeye coordination
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>he unironically buys all his clothes from Lowes
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>>64505135
>there are australians who STILL think that Meme Shit is their best batsman
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>>64505194
SBW came back into a stacked team though.

Souths' roster is trash outside of Inglis.
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>>64505179
He got married today
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>>64505206

>averages a full 8(EIGHT) runs more than Overratedson

know your stuff
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>>64505214
Do you think the ghost of Charlotte Dawson is SEETHING with jealousy?
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Damien Cook WILL be the buy of the season next year

cap this post
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>>64505212
>Inglis

nice meme

i bet you think Ricky Ponting is still the best batsman in the world aswell
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>>64505215

>average

username?
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>>64505215
kane is averaging 90 this year as im sure you have seen from the frequent ch9 graphics
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>>64505204
I usually go to Rivers desu, it's not much better
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>>64505227
He is still unironically the best fullback at Souths. He is better than Alex Memeson.
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>>64505233
Literally batting porn desu.
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Billy Stanlake playing tonight lads

Future GOAT

He's far better than the overrated poo that is Paris. He's more in the Hazlewood/Pattinson/Starc/Cummins-tier
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>>64505124

When you're on your L's most drivers will stay the fuck away from you since they think you'll do something retarded like roll the car seven times turning a corner.

When you get your P's though no one cares anymore and they treat you like every other driver - like shit

I reckon the worst drivers have to be the elderly, by that I mean people in their 80's

And dickheads that think their clapped out Commie/Falcon is a race car and drive like they're at Bathurst
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>>64505242
>tfw no more Dylan Walker fullback comedy gold
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>>64505269
Dylan WalkBro on nobel prize watch
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>>64505263
>When you get your P's though no one cares anymore and they treat you like every other driver - like shit
I see.
I assumed I kept getting tailgated because fuckwits saw the red P-plate and automatically assumed I was wearing nappies and driving 30km/h under the speed limit, when I very cautiously stick to it. But I guess they are all just tools.
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>>64505124
Its a 33% split between them, 25-30 year old women and bogan cunts

I cant recall a time Ive ever been tailgated by a p plater or someone who looked under the age of 25 (and not a 'car person')
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>>64505279
>when I very cautiously stick to it

HA

fucking nerd

You're probably a virgin too.
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Who would YOU pick as NSW halves next year?
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>>64505253

>we will never see an Hazlewood/Pattinson/Starc/Cummins attack in a test

Sucks Tbh senpai. They could literally be 80s Windies tier
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its fucking COLD lads

just had to put a jumper and trackies on

when does summer start?
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>>64505291
it will be Sezer and Austin. They'll be the dominant club pairing for NSW heading into origin and compliment each other perfectly.
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>>64505291
6. Fittler
7. Johns
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>>64505263
>When you're on your L's most drivers will stay the fuck away from you since they think you'll do something retarded like roll the car seven times turning a corner
That isnt my experience. Why I was on my L's and when I see people on their L's, theyre constantly tailgated, cut off and people speed up to beat them when merging.

I dunno, maybe its just me but When I changed to P's people treated me with way more respect & didnt drive recklessly around me. Maybe I was just a shit cunt
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yasir shah (lol) > lyon > ashwin > shakib > bishoo > tahir >rashid >>>> craig
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>>64505223
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>>64505288
VROOM VROOM GOTTA GO FAST XDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I know someone who had her Ps for 2 months and got pinged for doing 6(six)km/h over the speed limit and she lost her license for months.
I need my license now, it's why I finally bothered to get it.
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>>64505299
The Sydney-centric selectors WILL NOT pick a Canberra combination.

Even with Raiderfag Daley as coach.
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>>64505294

>a Peewi recognising how potentially GOAT the current Aussie bowlers are

I'm honestly very surprised. Which Peewi are you? You might be the only one without an inferiority complex.
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Is "Steve" Smith going to take Australia into the future or will he die off quickly once his "Captaining" prowess is exposed?
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>>64505308
Being less than 10 over the limit doesn't get you demerits. Whoever that was is a liar
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>>64505308
>not just going with the flow of the cars around you

the speed limit on highways could be lifted from 110 to 120 imho desu
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>>64505320
He will be exposed and then Usman Khawaja, an intelligent brown man, will lead Australian cricket into a new dominant period of success.
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>>64505320
i wouldnt worry about his captaining prowess, i'd worry about him being exposed for his shit tier form batting
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>>64505291
>NRL

"""""no"""""
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>>64505322
You know people actually figure out what the safe speed is, right? People smarter than you and me have studied it, in detail. Its not pulling a number out of a hat.
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>>64504652
qt girls don't exist in australia unless you're willing to be a part of a hardcore fundamentalist church, which caters to about 1% of the population
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UPDATE

my phone still hasn't ported
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>>64505299
>you now remember Sam Williams will waste away in reserve grade next year
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>>64505304

swap implyon and ashwin and this is correct

Gary Lyon is very very good but Ashwin is just alot better

I know Ashwin's overseas record is bad but that's more because of India's retardation (they didnt play him on the square turner in Adelaide and then played him on all the roads, same thing happened in Englel)
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>>64504673
Evolution is a load of bunk and basically a product of propaganda and manipulated data. Don't fall for it, brother.
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Just got an email from Dick Smith Electronics lads
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>>64505322
This is the one thing that has bothered me since I got my Ps, I must say.
I'm restricted to 90 on the freeway, when cars around me are doing 110+.
I know I can (and do) stick to the left lane, but it honestly just seems more dangerous when even semi-trailers are having to slow down and change lanes to get around me.
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>>64505355
what about?
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>>64505303
Well yeah. that's the other side of it.

You'll find that most people that grief learners are older drivers who didnt have to hold a learners permit and do log book hours, so they have no idea what it's like to be made to have your hand held while learning to drive

That, and ironically freshcunt red P platers that think they're hot shit
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>>64505362
>but it honestly just seems more dangerous when even semi-trailers are having to slow down and change lanes to get around me


UTTERLY true.
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>>64505315

statselite obviously
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>>64505365
My lifetime ban from their stores has been upheld
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>>64505355
did you ever get back to bunnings or google?
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>>64505362
Speed restrictions on P's? What gay state do you love in?

Literally dumb as fuck, messing with the flow of traffic
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>>64505362
If you're displaying your P plates in a good location, they should be able to spot it at a distance, and already be prepared to switch lanes without slowing down.
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What is the top speed limit in Poo Peeland?
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>>64505369

>statscunt talking about Australians in anyway other than rage, fury and jealousy

dont really believe you tbqh
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>>64505315
statscunt constantly panders to poopeelians
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>>64505362

never hard of that, what an idiotic policy holy shit
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>>64505322
When I was in England there was constantly drivers doing 30-40km/h above the speed limit on the freeways, and yet i don't think they have as many fatalities there (per capita). I think its a cultural thing here where people drive like cunts and hence the rules are enforced much more strictly
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>>64505375
nsw has 90 restriction for p's and l's
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>>64505375
Poo Shit Fails
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>>64505338
i'm catholic, is that hardcore enough for me to attain a qt?
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>>64505362
>P's
>Restricted to 90 when the speed limit is 110
What kind of fucking madman thought that was smart? What the fuck? Is this real? Im having a hard time here comprehending that this is still a thing in some state. I mean seriously how does that help anyone??????

Help me
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>>64505389
No all our religious qts are Muslims.
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>>64505387
top fucking kek
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>>64505375
NSW

>>64505376
Assuming they are paying attention, which not everyone is inclined to do on a freeway, especially long-haul truck drivers.
I just don't see how it's safer.
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>>64504673
Read about it yourself. If anything, it makes the world that walkgod created seem even more great and complex than any pastor will teach you.
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Dewy Cox on 7 after the Big Meme tonight, absolutely based.
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>Couple are out in public together
>Another man looks at the woman
>Her boyfriend immediately puts his arm around her as a reminder that she's his

You have 10 seconds to explain how this is not archaic and misogynist.
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>>64505387
>>64505388
Should have fucking known.

Also, Queenslanders should have to take a mandatory defensive driving course. Cunts are fucked in some areas
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>>64505362
>Have to do 90 when most other cars are doing 110
How does your minister for transport still have a job?
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>>64505394
felt like shit sitting on the freeway in the far left lane at 90 with semi trailers coming up your arse at 110 and forcing them to overtake
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>>64505403
I think you'll find if you display them correctly, they will be seen.
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>>64505409
>prime Jenna Fischer will NEVER be your gf
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>>64505387
What is I's if I may ask?
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>>64505420
They are displayed correctly.
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>>64505419
read: >>64505376
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>>64505410
It unironically IS archaic and misogynist.
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>>64505419
Dude, THAT is the sort of dumb fuck shit that will cause more accidents than it saves. No speed cameras.

Wow. Good luck I guess
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>>64505409
Severely underrated imho
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>>64505425
80

green ps is 100
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>>64505389
The most devout qt Christian girls here are Baptist/Pentecostal/Evangelical types. I've never met a Catholic girl who isn't a degenerate, to be brutally honest with you family. If you're willing to believe in the five Solae and stop the stuff with Mary and the Saints, you could find a qt Protty girl here.
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>>64505420
Forcing traffic to change lanes to overtake a vehicle doing significantly less than the regular speed limit is just creating a higher risk of accidents.
I don't know what you're trying to prove.
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>>64505439
L's have been 90 for a year or two now senpai
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>>64505445
oh ok
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>>64505439
Thats abhorrent. How are L's meant to learn how to drive if they cant even go above 80 until theyre on their own.
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