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Australia 3/551d
West Indies 7/212
England 303
South Africa 4/137
Thunder vs Strikers tonight
New Zealand (not even a country) won against Sri Lanka by 10 wickets
>1 post early
autism
Ellyse > Holly
>>64500322
seen any faces today lad?
>>64500348
>getting cucked by BBC
no thanks
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/955529.html
>>64500348
Holly is still pure mate
>>64500348
Ellyse is for men who want a more masculine version of Emma Watson
Will Warnie ever find true love lads?
inb4 no ball
is there a bigger statpadding country than new zealand?
>inb4 australia
nice try pp's
>>64500426
No lad. Will probably just have a new girl friend every few months or so for the rest of his life.
has shaun marsh comited pooicide yet?
do we have that data?
FINE DECISION MATE
>That fucking review
Literally worse than Steve Smith would make.
poopeelia Ltd.
>>64500476
Knowing the selectors Smarsh will be back
good review
>>64500488
You know you can't save them up for the next innings, right?
when will the """""we""""" need an allrounder meme end
>>64500543
Another decade or so
>>64500560
>trusting a guy with some tattooed chick as his cover photo
>women
Her own fault
>LEE FUGG DUH BOLEECE XDXD
http://www.espncricinfo.com/afghanistan/content/story/955633.html
GOAT
O
A
T
>>64500560
>bogans
>>64500631
>then
>>64500631
>a informant
>i rather
what did she mean by this
>>64500631
Have you seen 48 Hours?
Niggers turn on eachother QUICK
No matter how hard they think they are
Is west indies a better side than Sri Lanka?
>>64500665
>>64500709
what did she mean by this
>>64500709
she could be an honourary member of the indian facebook collage she's so shit at english
Daily reminder this happened https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Snitchin'
I hope if smith does decide to bat again he opens with marsh and nevill just so we can potentially get something out of it
>>64500709
>Tammy "White"
>>64500838
there is no way that will happen
ten wickets
TEN WICKETS
KEK
>>64500947
why not? we'd only be batting to give the bowlers a rest, not because we need more runs
worst case scenario they go our cheaply and you just send in the usual openers anyway
Why does Melbourne try to push MUH BIG STRONG CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD so hard? Its embarrassing tbqh
>>64500962
>gold coast
that solves that
>>64500962
Off topic. Please ban. MODS MODS MODS
I reckon this is a good chance to give the batsmen some T20 practice ahead of the T20 internationals next month. Send them in, give them a limit of 20 overs, and see how many runs they can put on.
>>64500979
smith is a terrible captain, this has already been established
he's not going to start fucking with the batting order when the two of the top three are relatively new
>>64501014
literally
POORIOUS
>>64500350
I saw a few last night, but iv'e been alright today
>>64501014
did you get triggered Sione?
>>64501015
that's pretty much >our ODI series with SL la'
Car people are the fucking worst
anyone see the handegg games today?
>>64501060
They ask for all the shit they get. Their cars are big fucking 'look at me' targets
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3ygqx9/mitchell_santners_amazing_catch/cydctv0
>>64501014
shitskin detected
>>64501096
BIG
I
G
>>64501087
watched some of the Vikings game in the lunch break
cant take it seriously la, play stops every 15 fucking seconds
>>64501087
>tfw slept through both the Patriots and Panthers games
>>64501087
No, but I wrote about my adventure to maccas in the 49ers thread
KEK, where were the people pretending like it wasn't a fucking road?
Pick your poison: it's either objectively a road, or the Australian bowlers are mediocre shit.
>>64501118
>>64501128
>unironically watching hand egg
RED SQUARE
TENFER WATCH
>>64501096
Holy crap. Found this in new. I don't know Cricket but that's nuts. Are plays like this normal? I gotta check cricket out.
HOLY SHIT NATHAN LYON
>>64501060
>tfw no V8 rwd 6-spd Commodore
why live
>>64501142
It was the lunch break and nothing else was on because SKY sucks
>>64501138
>the city of statsautist
>>64501146
has there ever been such a seething freshcunt post as this lads?
>>64500634
>>64501146
Posts like this in r/cricket and r/afl were one of the reasons i shitpost almost exclusively on 4chan these days
>who should i root for, guys?
>>64501199
kys
>>64501224
>these days
>it's a "cancerous redditor tries badmouthing reddit to blend in" post
>wake up at precisely 8.30am poo peeland time every day
>first thing you do every single day is log on to 4chan and post about Daniel
You literally cannot make this shit up.
how did Lyon go from literal shit to an actually quality off spinner in such a short period of time?
>>64501087
I watched handsome elite Hayne make a mockery of your ""sport""
>>64501257
Lyons always been good
>>64501249
Who at the game here?
>>64501245
PM'd :^)
>>64501245
>>64501224
this Tbh
You're not fooling anyone Turknjaydee
And fuck Shaun Marsh
>>64501307
bys? (By yourself)
>>64501249
daniel is unironically more interesting than this ODI 'series'
>>64501297
t. seething causal
he used to bowl like a medium pacer
>>64501307
>sporting capital of the world
>>64501339
With me old man
>>64501348
ROW ROW
FIGHT DA POWA
it's on?
>>64501348
Reminds me of a "Free the Nipple" movement that planned a parade in Auckland and the owner of the FB page is some stereotypical feminist cunt
They had a """"parade"""" in Queen Street and literally about 15 people showed up
http://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/75038634/40000-nipples-were-expected-to-be-bared-but-only-26-showed-up-to-auckland-march
>>64501348
I want to become a cop just so I can brutalize some degenrates like this
>>64501307
>>64501421
that's the spirit
All the young people in my town think they are all hectic criminals. So cringe worthy
i now look forward to watching bbl over tests unless its againsts eng ind or sa
>>64501416
>Three women freed their nipples and four men took their shirts off.
How do I get my proxy to work? I'm sick of being called an "Poo Peelander".
fucking sick of fucking sri lanka choosing to bat first. fucking shit cunts
we'd have been on track for 500 each time with the record for fastest hundred for guptill.
fucking cuntsl earn to bat
Poo Peelanders on pooicide watch
>>64501421
That's part of the reason I became one.
Pretty comfy job really, but unless you plan on doing some external tertiary education and getting promoted, you won't get paid much.
>>64501516
Autistic poo peelander so POORIOUS he can't even type properly.
>>64501516
poopeeland cant handle the pressure of batting first it results in B.Mccullum 0 (3) b.starc
>>64501416
>"I feel like we need to kind of just put this out there and be like, this is a serious thing. Like, we are being completely real about this. Like, we're still going to do the walk, we'll still go for a walk through town."
I can't take someone seriously when they unironically talk like that
kane>smith>ab>warner>>>>poot>>>>>>>>>>>>>kohli
>>64501605
kane is last out of all those batsmen.
the others bat against the best bowling attacks in the world.
kane is against sri lanka at home every 6 months kek
My Nipsan got stickered today & I got fined for doing 60 through a school zone
FUCKING PIGS
>>64501651
oh shit bruz can you get the pigs for entrapment
or something cuz
>>64501587
Also this:
>"My main thing is this is for men as well because at the end of the day, we're all convinced that men are perverts because they look at our tits. And it's like, we look at their tits. We're not perverts.
Her Facebook page is a fucking goldmine. Literally about 5 likes per photo. Daniel-tier shit tbqh
>>64501516
Has it crossed you mind that they were only batting like that because they had a tiny target?
>>64501544
oath
>>64501640
>averaged 85 in the Poo Peelia series
>making this post while playing against the fucking Windies
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64501605
>smith>ab>warner
'no'
ABDV>kane>warner>smith>>rahane>root>>>>>>>kohli
>>64501668
she's right tho
men are literal rapists the moment they exit the womb
My favorite is the old "Speed cameras don't save any lives, they only cause accidents"
These car people are so dumb they cant grasp the simple concept the other people think differently to them. Every time there is an accident there a spastic commenting "A speed camera would have saved them"
>>64501692
West Indies are probs a better side than SL
>>64501348
I love dogs :3
There are 31 posters in this thread
>>64501668
>LE DEEP AND EDGY TUMBLRINA
>>64501737
Sup casual?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/sri-lanka-v-west-indies-2015-16/engine/series/915221.html
>>64501696
>ab
>good at anything other than complete meme or complete block
pick one and only one
>>64501769
I'm not even sure who we're making fun of here
Qld Police have the best Facebook/social media presence of all Australian police 2bh.
>>64501762
And 31 clocks in your girlfriends mouth
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64501719
that speed camera shit genuinely confuses me
yes, the police do place them in areas where they're more likely to pick up fines, but you are in COMPLETE control over your own speed. If you don't break the law you don't get fined.
>>64501788
Ur mum lol
>ywn be a channel 9 cameraman whose sole job it is to find qt's in the crowd
>>64501719
>people that genuinely can't get their heads around the very, very basic physics of why speeding is dangerous
Cricket is a dying sport
>>64501809
>clocks
quite a qt behind colonel sanders there tbph lads
>>64501814
>They put the cameras in places they're more likely to pick up fines
Which means they put the cameras where people are more likely to speed, thus endangering lives, it's so simple
>>64501857
It's the national sport of future global power
>>64501850
I miss when they did kiss cam at lunch/tea and the cameraman would always put it on two chicks sitting next to each other. Didn't see kiss cam this year, they must have retired it.
does /cric/ like going to the beach?
surfing
tanning
looking at toppless qts
>>64501778
Apart from that shot he genuinely batted really well in that series
>>64501881
But the morons cant figure something that simple out. They thignk everyone is the same as them and just 'hits the brakes' when they see one, which is why they think they cause more accidents than they stop.
The mental gymnastics is amazing
American threads have more posters in them than Australian threads have replies
>>64501908
>that one pastyfaced loser reading a fucking book at the beach
white """people""" lmao
>>64501791
NEETistic Bitchspouter on 20 year old virgin watch
>>64501719
>people are so dumb they cant grasp the simple concept the other people think differently to them
you talking about 4chan?
>goat
>goat
>gaz goat
is Darren Bravo related to his cousin Brian Lara?
WARNIE GOAT
Fuck, just get them out already this is pathetic.
wish bravo played in a good team
goat is officially dead
>>64501997
>MUH FAIR SPORTING WICKET
kek
KEK
K E K
RIP goat
>>64501908
No, too many normies and hedonists.
>>64502009
>Chris Rogers: "Test Cricket is generally played on flat wickets. In my experience it is always the best cricket teams that want to play on the good wickets because they feel they will outclass the opposition. It is the bowling-friendly wickets that bring teams together and give the weaker teams a chance."
kys statscunt
>>64501960
mega qt on the left
>muh secret club with secret in jokes
pattinson is so shit hahaha
>he doesn't have a cheeky speed every now and then
just embarrassing desu
>>64502096
she's a solid 7/10
This is a dying community
>>64502084
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64502084
(You)
>>64502084
kek
KEK
K E K
Statscunt on suicide watch
>>64502070
Our left or stage left?
so follow on after tea?
>>64502129
I was just memeing on you, but yeah, she is reasonably attractive. Not quite a 'mega qt' imo țbh fám
>>64502084
>the city of poo peeland
>>64502155
no way
that was a 100 over innings, bowlers need a rest
he'll let Warner come out and wallop a cheeky 100(50)
>>64502063
>It's a Batsman's opinion
>>64502175
>this damage control after EXPOSING (You)rself
Kek.
KEK.
K-E-K.
K – E – K.
>>64501257
He started smearing his nuts with pine tar before the match, tats why he always has his hands down his pants in the field
What should I watch tonight, lads?
Besides the T20 game
>>64502229
johnno's bowling pie-re today
>>64502253
>he doesn't know the 'solid 7/10' meme
>>64502243
They've got to do something, Warnie seems to be the only one talking sense.
Thanks for the goat explanation Warnie.
>>64502272
England v South Africa
>>64502292
You're LITERALLY using it INCORRECTLY.
what are we doing in the tea break lads
Would you?
Is this considered a good stadium?
did someone stick a pompom onto brett lees forehead
>>64502329
Oh fuck! Oh my God this is such a travesty!
>>64501960
anyone watch The Force: behind the line and notice how the female coppers avoid everything even remotely dangerous and just generally stand around doing fuck all
Do you think Mark Nicolas pads up his crotch before going on air or is he really that big?
>>64502338
uhhhh
YES.
brett lee is fucking retarded
>>64502337
>we
>>64502338
terrible eyebrows
>>64502379
I saw a video like this on mumless once.
>>64502338
bestiality is illegal
>>64502383
It's a feel thing
>>64501966
U couldnt be further from the truth you fugly poo
>>64502338
Oh look, the useless female copper gets the plum K9 unit job while the men have to charge into meth labs all day, what a shock
>>64502370
Mark Nicholas is known to be THE most hung guy in cricket commentary, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Brett Lee's boipussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with Mark barely able to force it past the knob, and Lee moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his colon.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on Mark's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it
>>64502337
Quick run down to KFC for a Tower Stacker combo.
I can smell the sheer amount of freshcunt mobile posters ITT from my basement.
>not enforcing the follow-on
Fucking yawn.
>>64502444
t. saxon
got work tomorrow so I'm feeling extra toxic today lads, soz if the community is overflowing with toxicity this arvo
>>64502444
She's a recruit who was only getting sworn in that day, senpai.
They will obviously give her light duties as a girl, but wouldn't immediately make her part of the dog squad.
>>64502474
You couldn't be more wrong
>>64502460
:^)
>>64502516
Just wait until the new year m8 #newyear #new(You)
F L A T
W I C K E T
BATSMEN NEED TO CHECK THEIR PRIVILEGE
>>64502544
>enforcing the follow on gives them a chance to win
I don't think you know how cricket works.
>>64501696
>AB
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual who doesn't watch non-Australia test matches and gets """his""" opinions from Fox Sports detected.
ABDV is a shadow of his former self. Even guys like Gary Ballance and Martin Guptill have more test runs in 2015 than ABDV does.
I know for a fact you are one of the same seething fucking casuals who kept spouting the "CLARKE IS THE BEST BATSMAN IN THE WORLD XDXD" long after his form dropped off and he was overtaken by better batsman from countries whose test matches aren't broadcast on channel 9.
>>64502565
>>64502339
is that the showground?
if so then yeah its better than Stadium Australia for cricket
>>64502603
Truthbomb: The Post.
>>64502383
/gong/ genes tbqh
>>64502612
Stadium Australia is UNIRONICALLY the WORST venue for ALL SPORTS in SYDNEY.
>>64502603
you're the fucking casual mate
his runs from 2015 are low because South Africa barely played this year compared to other top teams, and his latest series was played on some of the worst pitches India have ever produced
cheeky burnsey
>>64502614
You do realise that enforcing the follow on isn't a declaration of Australias second innings?
Is Jerome Taylor related to Taylor Swift?
>>64502612
Stadium Australia is a terrible ground for cricket. Like most ex-Olympic stadiums it's actually pretty terrible for most sports.
As a Sydneysider I can admit this.
The MCG is the same, but don't expect to ever hear a Victorian utter that, since it's sacrilege.
>>64502654
Oh boy, (You) about to feel the WRATH...
>>64502614
We still get to bat again regardless, you muppet.
>>64502704
This
It was pretty fucking unprofessional of Warner to play the way he did in the first innings. Showed absolutely NO respect for the opposition at all, and rightfully paid the price.
>>64502665
>player does something that always happens
>LE THAT WAS LE CHEEKY XD
Fuck off freshie
>>64502732
>we
What number in the order do you bat mate?
>>64502739
Reddit.
>>64502750
Hahaha did you seriously think teams just sacrificed their second innings for absolutely no gain?
anyone ported their mobile service to a different provider recently?
really dreading calling up desu
What percent SEETHING is everybody ITT?
I'm about 80% rn, a bit steamed if I am honest.
>>64502800
fuck off and stop spouting shit like you know then
>>64502654
No, YOU are the fucking casual.
Why the FUCK do you think I mentioned Ballance and Guptill? They've played roughly the same number of matches this year (7 to ABDV's 6).
If you want to go by averages rather than aggregate, he's still easily surpassed by half the Pakistan batting lineup, half the Australian lineup and some English batsmen.
He's not the best batsman in the world anymore. He's not even top 3. You are wrong, get over it and wait until Fox Sports tells you who to praise next.
Is this a nice girl?
>>64502383
He lives in my suburb, I'll let him know for you.
>>64502783
Just go to the provider's store, it's easier than on the phone
>>64502805
statscunt is 110% seething, by my calculations
>>64502603
>quantity = quality
spotted the casual m8
>>64502879
I was too intimidated by all the people at the shops so I just went home.
jesus christ burns looked fucking horrible this innings
learn to clock on, son
>Burns
kek
KEK
K E K
Enjoy the NZ tour
>>64502886
You know what, you're right.
I guess that excludes Kane Williamson from this debate, then.
The state of this bloody scoreboard baka
>burns
>complete shit
select both, this cunt will get absolutely found out against the kiwis
>LEE BURRNS IS LEE TEGNIGALLY COMBETEND XD XD
damn those windy boys can bowl!!
>>64502871
I knew a girl who looks a lot like her, she sent about 40 nudes of herself to a guy she wasn't in a relationship with and then had anal sex with him and recorded it. she's dating that guy's best friend now. take that as you will.
Is Usman Khawaja related to Waleed Aly?
>>64502338
>too much make up
>likes dawgs
>probably thinks she is better than men
3/10, not a nice girl anon.
if that "umpires call" hawkeye had gone against australia in a review warnie would have blown a gasket kek
>>64502871
yes, she is pretty
>>64502847
Also not to mentioned a few Indian batsmen who had to play on the same pitches that ABDV did.
>>64502847
>he's still easily surpassed by half the Pakistan batting lineup, half the Australian lineup and some English batsmen.
literally stop breathing. I'm convinced you haven't actually watched anything and just read statsguru.
Pakistan play on some of the easiest babby pitches in existence where literally all you need to do is play low risk shots, and you're solid. Mohammad fucking Hafeez makes daddy hundreds over there.
Australia have been playing on faaaaaaarrr more batting friendly pitches this year, and so have England. I'm not even using the roads argument, but this is an objective fact. de Villiers has played 1 series this year on some of the most objectively difficult pitches I've ever seen, against Ashwin/Jadeja/Mishra. Even the Indians were getting outspun by Dean fucking Elgar, and even then ABDV was consistently getting runs.
People like you who dare to spout such shit opinions should be sterilized without anesthesia.
>>64502969
no, but he is related to half the people in melbourne.
>>64502992
How's Roidality Chick m8? What did you get each other for Chrissy?
>>64502980
>that flag
>this post
My Khawaja-Burns gay erotica fan fiction is at 15 pages now lads
>>64503004
I don't see her anymore
>people giving shit to an inexperienced player for being inexperienced
never change, /cric/
statscunt's tiny brain is overheating right now lads
CRUNCH
>>64502901
Go when there's not many people
>>64503032
sorry to hear that, old friend
>>64503047
What have I done to make you so poorious, AMS?
Is it because I get more (You)s from Big Strong Australians than you ever will?
>>64503047
It's happened at least 4 days in a row now, and every time it has been at my hand.
I genuinely expect to start receiving death threats from the pathetic little man whose mediocre cricketing knowledge is all he has going for him in his worthless existence.
>>64503002
do you ever not steal my "opinions", statscunt?
you may aswell just post the reddit screenshots
