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Bowling for lentils edition
Not doing Euan's edition subedition
Temple comeback sub-subedition
Previous thread >>64402856
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Absolute SCENES
>The daily skedge will get progressively worse until the weekend sub-sub-sub edition.
gambling is haram
>>64409558
>Forgetting /bet/ in the subject line
Been a long day, hope our angry brit overlords will forgive me
>>64409623
>hope our angry brit overlords will forgive me
they fuck it up constantly, you're good mate
>>64409529
>muh inplay
I got hooked by this meme
>could have got on Nuggets -6ish +100
/bet/ is like earth after the rapture, all the shrewd Brits were called back to pga by mackers, leaving us heathen amerifrees to deal with the Brits that turned away from the teachings of the father
the giant cuck that is >ameribets sub-sub-sub-sub edition
>>64409666
tears buddy
>>64409623
Don't worry. It's pretty much accepted that Americans make dire threads.
>>64409651
>+100
american odds are barely excusable when talking to other Americans but holy shit just call it evens or 2 like every fucking bookie in the english speaking workd
Absolutely DAC desu, I'd rather die then eat lentils everyday till the end of the month. What is the quickest way to end myself?
>tfw no greek gf
What is THE bet for Christmas day
>Rags won
>Minny probably gonna win
>Tampa bottling at home
Hmmmmnnn
B A C K D O O R
A
C
K
O
O
R
>>64409701
>>tfw no greek gf
>What is THE bet for Christmas day
Lakers to get BTFO and Cavs for jokes
>>64409706
>Montreal scores as you post that
>>64409706
>the state of MetaKnight
metaKnight's setup is WORLD
>>64409697
'no'
>>64409706
>living in your own filth
why maple
>>64409742
Yeah well I know the game isn't over yet but fuck it, let's celebrate!
>>64409758
that's metaknight's digs mate
>>64409758
>mfw even in full blown degeneracy I still kept my shit way cleaner than that
>>64409792
>>64409798
oh i guess i missed it
Best sleeping schedule for the gambler looking to get the most out of the daily skedge?
>>64409945
Considering buying this, what do you think lids?
>>64409945
Everyman with the major sleep from 12-4 cst
>>64410030
>>64409945
kek no idea why I tagged you in this Nestle m8. But clearly Dymaxion is the way forward
>>64409945
Biphasic or Monophasic. The others you will feel like shit if you miss a nap.
>>64409945
>tfw I sleep about 10 hours every night and nap during the day
>>64410110
NARCOLEPSY
A
R
C
O
L
E
P
S
Y
>>64409945
just do whatever feels right man
8 hrs is master race, though some studies suggest you need less sleep as you age.
Sleep is good
>Down $220 in hard cash
>up around $600 on bovada
Torn tbqh
>>64410110
I always feel worse waking up from a nap desu.
>>64409945
>regular person tier
monophasic
>alright tier
biphasic
>not enough sleep tier
everyman
>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP tier
dymaxion or uberman
I have respect for you if you're willing to be awake 22 hours out of the day though
>>64409945
Are you also on Northern Illinois +9 tomorrow? I agree with Bowling Green -7
>>64410436
What info do you have that the bookies dont? Or why do you think the bookies have the lines wrong?
You and I think some other anons said bowl season is great to profit on, why is this?
>>64410436
>trusting le cuck meister
no thanks son
>>64409945
Over 9000 hours in paint
>>64410486
I usually don't have any info that the bookies don't, but books typically struggle to create accurate nonpower conference lines. If you watch enough college (particularly non power conferences) you can tell what teams are good and what teams are horrible and whether the record of a team is indicative of how good they are.
>>64410525
Then fade them or ignore them. It's your money, it's your choice
>>64410486
Schools from different conferences get completely miss-priced. So far imo those have been SJSU and Louisiana Tech.
>>64410436
Can't say. Looks like a good bet at first glance, but I don't know anything about this Ryan Graham kid at QB for NIU. Might see if I can download a game or two. Would be all over Boise if he wouldn't though.
>>64410547
He hasnt been seen for a few hours, kinda worried desu.
>>64410547
0 hours sleep (100% passwords stolen)
>>64410547
chuckled heartily 3bh
>>64410561
*If he wouldn't start
Don't know how big of a change he brings to their offense.
>>64410557
It is really wild that people still confuse a betting discussion threat with a paid tipping service
>>64410547
Solid
>>64410561
Think Boise is being overrated. Northern Illinois isn't halfbad and could win it outright the way Boise ended the year
>>64410585
Exactly. I just post some of the bets that I get on on here and let people decide on their own whether or not to bet on the same thing. I don't scream YOU NEED TO GET ON THIS IT'S THE BIGGEST MISPRICE IN THE HISTORY OF BETTING. I simply post what I bet on in case people are looking for something to bet on
>>64410670
-ev
>>64410670
How much you up in 2015 lid?
>>64410699
If that's what your opinion of it is, then lay my tips or ignore them. I know I've been profitable in the long run and that I don't have anything to prove to anyone.
My EPL bet for the week:
Watford-Chelsea
I'm on:
Draw 1U @ 4.40
Watford Win 0.58 U @ 7.50
>>64410714
Haven't kept a spreadsheet for the whole year, but low 5 figures would be accurate.
>>64409651
>this would have lost
>inplay LAKERS +8.5 -123 won
>the first large bet I actually made
wew lads
>>64410611
I just checked and realized Graham took over in the Toledo game. It's the only game I've seen him play, but he looked pretty good. Still undecided though.
>>64410727
>Implying Chelsea will not go on a 15 game winning streak now that Jose is gone.
>>64410756
For both teams having not really beaten anyone that's good (Northern Illinois probably has the best win between the two of them @ Toledo), 9 points is a lot to ask IMO.
>>64410715
>if that's what your opinion of it is
Honestly liddo, betting on something without a proper edge IS -ev. You have no edge over the bookie on collge football/basketball let alone NBA/NFL so your bets are certainly -ev. You're a slug at the end of the day....
>>64410756
>Implying Chelsea will not go on a 15 game winning streak now that Jose is gone
It's a possibility, I'm only on small. Those odds were just too good to pass up though. People are overhyping cucksea t b h.
>>64410779
Then how have I profited consistently the past 3 years at those sports (excluding NFL, cause I cba to bet it)?
>>64409945
20 minute naps are so dumb, it takes me like 20 minutes to fall asleep
>>64410856
Not when you're body is trained to nap
>>64410827
You haven't. That's the long and the short of it. Make a spreadsheet starting January 1st 2016 Keep it going all the way to January 1st 2017. Make it publicly viewable (so we can see you're keeping it 100% legit).. and if you're in profit after the year. I will paypal you £10,000.
Won't happen, cause you don't profit. Simple as that
>>64410885
Angry brit anon really stepping up his angry brit anon gimmick
>>64410885
Would it suffice your autism if I posted every single slip before an event?
>>64410918
>>64410936
>place a ML bet on Alabama in the first week of the season for college football
>don't place any other bets on college football the rest of the year
>???????
>PROFIT!
>>64410949
Nope, I'm being dead serious. Keep a years worth of consistent profit and I will pay you ten grand..
can't be that hard eh ;)
>>64410969
They're playing USC the first week. Watch out, angry brit anon might come tell you it's -ev
>>64410997
This will have to suffice until then
>>64411004
Might have to take Duke ML for basketball week 1 than
>>64410997
Trip on lad
well, i tuned in hoping for comfy night /bet/, instead i got salty brit anon tears.
Only won $400 today lads. Not a good feeling.
Side note: the canadian anons' lottery on ice tips got BTFO LOL
Side note #2: ameribets getting some backlash for some bad tips; don't worry bro, i know that feel!
cheer up laddies, christmas time is here. go eat some christmas feasts, and find a nice little snow bunny to cuddle with on christmas eve. That's what I'll be doing.
>>64411034
Doesn't suffice at all. You up for the challenge or not? I'll keep a spreadsheet of my bets, if you're up more than me after the year. I'll pay you double.
>>64411035
kek. LOVE to know what 'trip' you think I am.
>>64411057
Misunderstood me lad, just want you to trip up for this ameribets challenge
>>64411057
If you set it up, sure, but I usually don't bet on college football in January, so those bets will have to wait until September
>>64410997
You won't pay him though. Plus I understand what you're getting at, seems like it's impossible to profit when you can solely bet on mainstream stuff but idk why you are bothered. Ameribets is a good lad not like he's talking shit constantly like that burgeranon.
>>64411079
Should have said 'trip up' then shouldn't you ;)
>>64411095
Had a lot of Bombay tonight friend :)
>>64411053
>>64411158
>.gif
>isn't a gif
slightly triggered
>>64410779
>Honestly liddo, betting on something without a proper edge IS -ev. You have no edge over the bookie on collge football/basketball let alone NBA/NFL so your bets are certainly -ev. You're a slug at the end of the day....
Write out the formula for calculating EV right now without googling it or loozing at the last thread you mug.
You're just pissed that you can't profit outside bubble gum bets and you think you're a betting god so you can't FATHOM how somebody else can do it better than you.
>>64411090
>like that burgeranon.
sup mug
>>64411158
<----you
>>64411210
>formula
o i am laffin.
go away child, go back to trying to perfect your formula/model and leave +ev bets to the big boys with the proper info.
so, bet365 finally sent me my career history. they sent it in .rtf format, looks like it's tab delimitted. anyone know the easiest way to convert this to a spreadsheet?
>>64411232
How do you feel about that upcoming dota tilt m8, ml seems off considering recent results.
>>64411252
You should be able to open .rtf in excel
>>64411232
>implying I don't just fuck a latex glove watching Bailey Jay
>>64411252
You should be able to convert rtf into an excel file with a bit of jiggering in word pad
>>64411264
lel. Did you set up a date with the tinder girl last night?
>>64411243
>He thinks he understands EV but he can't remember a 4 variable formula off the top of his head or derive it instantly
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I really can't wrap my mind around the arrogance of brit anons following their little twitter tips on bet365 holy shit
>>64411252
you can't open it in excel? there's also a function in excel to separate delimiters that's not too hard.
>>64411284
>tfw she's busy til next week
>tfw she won't marry me ever
Tinder is like my only Avenue towards women right now too because all the girls I hangout with are trying to stay sober and it's sort of taboo to fuck girls in early sobriety...and practically every girl my age is in early sobriety.
>>64411243
>formula/model
My favourite American betting resource tbqhf. Love it when those little mugs on /r/sportsbook their "models" get blown out on a weekly basis.
Keep going at it lads. You'll beat "Vegas" someday!
>>64411288
kek
>>64411274
>>64411301
thanks lads, didn't realize excel can handle .rtf's
which doto game were you referring to?
>>64411324
H-how old are you?
>tfw double date when I get back to Denver
>the sheets haven't dried yet from when she came earlier today, but you're too tired to bother changing them
Time for an /everymannap/ see you in a bit /bet/.
>>64411329
I'm not saying I gave some Vegas beating model or anything even close to that. But
if you literally can't even calculate basic EV then how could you EVER say a bet is +EV?
December has been quite comfy lads.
>>64411389
You literally don't get it haha
Ah well enjoy -ev m8 kek
>>64411389
have* a model
>>64411339
Redemption mineski
>>64411395
have fun following tips you blindly assume are +ev without ever understanding what that even means.
I'm not sure you could even give a satisfactory definition of ev at this point. You sure seem to throw the term around a lot without any substance
>>64411423
zzzzz
>>64411430
>so over his head understanding basic concepts he has to resort to tired gimmicks
here's your (you)
Lads, last race at William hill/sandown park in 20 mins.
6.spreadeagled e/w $6.5/2.40 over the odds here and the price is starting to get smashed, comes into this fresh 2nd up should be too strong for this field.
Reminder that the Melbourne Renegades are >free money tonight after our Hobart success last night
>>64411419
considering their recent form, that odd looks quite nice. but i haven't watched them enough to know. should be a close match, there may be some vaue on redemption @ 2.2.
i don't normally like to pre-bet dota, i rely 95% on in-play dota bets.
>>64411548
Already on m8. Cheers for the tips
>>64411553
That's how we were looking at it. Wish we had access to ingame esports in the us, could have made a killing on yellow sub today
>>64411591
>Wish we had access to ingame esports in the us, could have made a killing on yellow sub today
I would start religiously watching league again if we had in play e sports.
At least yellow sub was probably clear value pre stake but that seems rare. Many matches could start with bad team composition and your value is gone before the match even starts
>Cricket not on for another 2 bongs
Guess I'll watch jeopardy
>>64411698
Northern Iowa Hawaii should be a good one
>>64411531
Absolutely smashed price late, but held on to win.
in the next at Warwick farm
Going on 2.danz the man e/w $6/$2.20
Heading out so won't see the race myself but think it should win this
>>64411713
>still isn't in play
Hello please fix this bovada
>>64411813
>Hawaii is really crisp on their passing
>PG just threw an ally oop to God
Nice try announcer
>>64411843
Everyone looks incredibly comfy in their hawaiian shirts though
>>64411843
finally found a stream
>tfw really don't like hawaii college teams after going there
>tfw also have a lot of money on this after rebacking temple and utah
conflicted feels today
>waterfall captcha
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>64411859
Wouldn't you be?
>>64411867
Mele kalikimaka anon
Reply to this post and explain why there's any point in an EV calculation when the formula has data that comes from the bookie anyway
>>64411922
your total payout is directly based on the odds they offer. 1.78 vs 1.89 has a different ev for the same event since the true odds of the event occuring would be a constant in this example.
The true odds of the event happening is of course unknowable, which is why you have to know the sport extremely well in order to quantify ev at all.
>>64411867
you had a rough day family. who are you on?
>>64411996
3way parlay with 2 legs complete with only hawaii ml remaining, hawaii ML, and hawaii -4
>>64412047
good luck, man, looking good. Bovada decided not to take the game in play after all
The bets for tomorrow
>>64412133
i hope they can just hold the lead now, a bit of regret of not going on spread for everything after I just learned that nuggets got kekked by kobe after up 20
I can't see much, almost nothing. His face is weak. Is it Christmas yet? /bet only knows
Enjoying this halftime entertainment in the Hawaii game. Doesn't get better than this
>>64412175
just curious, what would you say your track record is with these?
saw the akron+something else win earlier but didn't bother to get on
Does the Australia cricket anon have a stream for tonight?
>>64412193
Northern Iowa really just need to set a pick for their PG around halfcourt since he's so fast, but I like how Hawaii plays
>>64412244
will be on first row sports probably
>>64412244
The link I posted yesterday will work for today. Not at computer tho, it was crichd. Something
>>64412303
It's on first row now. Going to feel like a kid waking up on Christmas if my late night bets come in while I sleep
Sixers won the toss and elected to bowl, guessing the pitch suits bowlers here.
Don't mind it tho, renegades are likely to get off to a quick start and make it easy to trade
Ben Carson @101 to become the next president is absolute value. If he gets the nomination you can just hedge the shit out of it with whoever the democratic nomination is.
Also was gonna back Aaron Finch to be the highest scoring renegades player but it was too short.
Backed him for Man/player of the match at 9s tho because if he is the highest scoring player there's no way he doesn't get it.
>>64412369
>look at the polls
>fucking ted cruz is right on trumps ass
Ted cruz is a total asshat. Oh well, stuck a cheeky tenner on Ben. The race is still pretty wide open.
>>64411548
On sixers tbqh
>the queen to say bet365 in her new year speech is paying $1001
absolute TOP value. I'll have you know she is a genuine fulltime /bet/ shitposter
>>64412436
>conflicting aussie cricket opinions
w-what's going to become of muh tenner?
Why is the stadium so empty?
>>64412456
because it is cricket(which has smaller crowds to begin with) on a wednesday night, 2 days before christmas.
>>64412456
Couch is comfier
>>64412192
Hello friend, how's life?
>>64412496
>>64412504
How much does the top scorer typically score?
>>64412444
Trips do not lie
Wasn't Gayle trash in the last world cup?
>>64412387
RIP
>>64412572
Gayle's like current day Kobi could once Btfo people, nowadays he struggles with the occasional big performance
How much you guys up this year?
Just found this in my old screenshot folder of previous logs, is this how someone can literally bet like /freemoney/?
>>64412639
6 figs
Any good bets today? Getting Christmas sweats
>>64412656
>betting $2000 to win $100
my god man
um how are the renegades doing
>>64412884
Struggling, bowlers wicket tho, if they can get 150/160 it should be enough
>>64412930
>>64412930
150/160 is easily overrun, need 170+
>>64412937
Yeah not sure, average score here is 150 and the slow outfield with the drop in pitches can be annoying.
Are the Bowling Green and Northern Illinois misprices as bad as they look? Or is there something else going on?
Bowling Green is so far off I would normally think injury.
>>64412192
THE KING IS BACK
>no subject line
utter, utter
>call skrill customer service
>brit qt starts giving me ASMR
literally had to tell her 3 times to speak up, maybe my voice is too alpha
>>64409558
>no /bet/ title
Fucking kill yourself. Should have done it myself
>>64413186
>Fucking kill yourself. Should have done it myself
you forget to put /bet/ in the title all the time though
>renegades all over them
Comfy mode
>>64413208
no he meant he should have killed you himself
>>64413208
At least I use decent images.
>>64413223
Would like them to get Maddinson out for cheap tbqh. Lad is in top form.
>>64413267
Looks like all you had to do was ask
>>64413262
eh, I'll give you that one. Agree OP is kinda weak
http://www.cricbuzz.com/live-cricket-scores/15105/mlr-vs-sys-8th-match-big-bash-league-2015-16
Is this the right match?
>>64413262
What you asked for for Christmas mate?
>>64413310
Yes
>>64413310
Yea thats it
Fucking Melbourne cunts choking in the 4th
>>64413313
A unibet, betsafe, and a fonbet account.
>>64413374
>he STILL can't profit in Asia
Need a wicket like air
>>64413390
>eating soup with a knife when you could use a spoon
>>64413474
Terrible analogy there lad.
missed it earlier, should I get on Melbourne now?
This is over
>>64413480
Unless there's some drastic wicket taking no
>>64413491
like that one?
>>64413509
wouldn't call 1 wicket drastic, if there's another 2 in the next couple of overs then feel free to call me a mong.
>>64413474
>Eating leftovers of the big boys feasting in asia
VALUE
Couple more Chinese basketball locks
Shanxi dragons 2.4
Zhejiang Guangsha Lions 2.1
>>64413555
Cannot be real
Going to bet mainstream only unless its a fix thqh, good luck lads
>>64413555
>was 1/10000
Where? That's value
>>64413555
Cannot spake
>>64413588
There's been plenty of loss leading offers in the past
>Brazil to wear yellow in WC
>Man U to win a corner
>>64413588
Max bet will be like a fiver
>these last 3 overs
>>64413555
might take this desu, I don't have a Skybet so I guess I'll make one, take this offer, and withdraw
>>64413814
>>64413814
Paid in free bets
Metropolspor +AH womens handball
>South African horse races
>Horse bolts through the gates
>Crashes straight into the barriers
>gets put down
KeK
We prestaking the sub again lads? Price is outrageous consider not much between the teams, back to trade out surely
>>64413963
Tears buddy
Whats THE Nepal vs Sri Lanka bet lids?
>>64414291
*was
U2.0
>>64414301
Yeah, got a small on that. Nepal looking the better though might get a little bit on -0.5
WTB
>>64413587
Anyone get on? Both won
>>64414373
Cheeky 5er. Cheers for tip!
One day they'll pay out
>>64414607
>funding terrorism and organised crime by betting on fixes
vile human
>>64414607
How can they wait so long to pay out? Did they give you a reason?
score Nepal ffs
INSIDER TIP
My sources at a renound soccer website are revealing a juicy play today.
Lokeren vs Anderlecht
o2.5
BTTS
Anderlecht -1
There is no such thing as a bad bet, only a bad price
-- Will Wilde, shrewdie extraordinaire
>>64414712
reddit?
>>64414726
N-no
Sherpas pls
>not even the rball guy can believe Sri Lanka scored
Kek.
Sri Lanka SURREAL
>>64414663
awwww
Nepal -VS- Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka [0.5] @ 1.85 EU
On dc pre and it's the same price at ht, better to be lucky than good desu
>>64414772
>my pennies
A-at least over .5 came in
>>64414833
>over .5
Congrats but absolute madman desu, both teams dogshit
>>64414850
Football is about scoring goals lad
>Nepalese defending
>>64414866
>CS 0-0 BTFO
'Sickening.
>>64414866
>Gurkha's actually try and defend my country
O I am laffin.
>>64414895
Had a €1 free bet on that, devastating
posting more webms in ded thread
>>64414935
She's a hot(t)i(e)
>>64414935
Requesting the one where some slag hurts herself from heading the ball
>>64414935
pmsl @ the ball hitting her
This is the GOAT for showing terrible defending
>auto post webms
>captcha expires
>>64414935
>>64414942
>>64414950
>didn't make a penny on this game
Please stop
>>64414953
Lel never noticed that
>>64414952
coming up
>>64414953
still funniest shit ever
>>64414952
>>64415095
Foul desu
>>64415111
It made us both UAC so never a foul desu
>>64414935
>had €1 on it
Fucking hell uni, that's a large for you isn't it?
>>64415126
Yeah mate, Christmas is cancelled
How about some nice women's football for a change?
everyone pick a game, research it, and we will all be UAC by christmas on Spanish shite
>>64415167
Think you've forgetting that on here we just belittle women who play football, demand they were lingere and are, in general, sexist, white, middle class boys
Any value on Cyprus' games?
both starting in 7 minutes
>>64415174
>Sariñena playing with a comfy outdoor hearth.
Large stake SW tbqh.
