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First for USADA
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450816091590.webm
THAT DUDE IS A MOTHER FUCKER
First for /ROSE/
>>64403874
I dont know how much that usada guy got paid to stand there while mark hunt shit but i guarantee it isnt enough.
>>64403902
that fucking statist scumbag will do ANYTHING for a paycheck
Sage Northcutt getting 2 turnaround fights meanwhile I'm over here waiting 5 months between fights.
>>64403889
WHAT?!?! WHAAT!?!?
Who /Gojira/ here?
>>64403792
reposting
also thanks guys already downloading 186+187
>>64403902
They do the same for female athletes?
>>64403902
Pecker checkers have no shame
>>64403891
why do all strawweights, excluding the roided hue, look so soft /heem/?
you would think most would have some muscle since they cut weight (at least that's what I assume)
>>64403934
UFC 189
Every fight on the card.
Also Fight Night: Erick Silva vs Matt Brown, every fight was great and people kind of forget about this card.
>>64403942
Yes. You realize many women have male doctors right?
>>64403889
THATS CRAZY...CUH-RAYZEE MAN DUDEEE DID I TELL I ABOUT THIS DOCUMENTARY I JUST WATCHED? DUDEEEEE ABOUT FUCKING ZOMBIES MAN THERES THIS PLANT THAT TURNS YOU INTO A ZOMBIE
>>64403849
Meh I'm at the age where I can buy anything that I want. I only get presents from my gf, I have no family. She always gets me some good clothes and thoughtful items that I wouldnt think of buying for myself. Plus we went to 194 so that was like an early xmas present for me.
>>64403954
Were you in the military too? I always got stage fright.
>>64403957
>>64403966
DUDE DUDE DUDE
>>64403971
oops, meant to reply to new zealand dude here >>64403869
But thats what I get for blogposting in a fresh thread.
reminder
>>64403985
>>64403957
why do casuals only know about the most casual fighters?
Is there a bigger meme than Conor being "eloquent"? If he doesn't practice his memery backstage he's shit tbqh
>>64403866
Fedor fighting Dec. 31 in the RFF 2, update the fucking sticky, will be broadcast on Spike TV
>>64404018
Wouldnt watch this shit if it was in my garden desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB44G3t6ar0
You can tell Olivi is such a bitch off camera. She probably cucks Benavidez pretty often.
>>64403902
the only thing he should get is killed, he's the exact same type of bag of shit who gets paid to spy on our communications
>>64403971
I was. I never got stage fright though, never had issues with that sort of thing really. I have seen on more than one occasion where guys had to shit while they pissed in the cup though, it was pretty funny.
>>64404031
You got all that from a 5 minute video?
>>64404015
Does an archive of that thread exist anywhere? I ask because I was the first (You) in that post's reply chain and I'd like to be able to show it to my grandkids someday.
>>64403866
>Remember Sponsors?
Yes. Yes I do.
Guys wearing wigs, living in vans, selling t-shirts out of boxes and living on Dana's crumbs and Chuck-Wagon sandwiches from 7-11.
>>64403934
Fight night Henderson vs boetsch.
189
187
185
UFC on fox 15
184
The person recommending 186 is probably not sincere.
>>64404074
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59898448/#59901935
>>64404058
Are you that MXS air force dude I bantered with many fight cards ago?
One time I was there for like an hour. My bladder was fucking maxed and I'd be hurting to go, but then I'd get thin there and pull my dick out and all of a sudden I didnt have to go anymore. I remember sitting in that CaC or whatever it was called, and they had sweet home alabama, the movie with that legally blonde chick playing. I finally pissed and got back to my shop and got bitched at for lollygagging and wasting time.
>>64404027
Thats because you unload so much jizz between McMemer fights those are the only ones you watch
>>64404124
Sweet thanks anon. You're still my boy.
>>64404124
Nice archive skills m8
>>64404124
woops, the exact post:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/59898448/#59899466
>watching fights based on cards
>not watching specific fighter anthologies
bit pleb tbhpham
>>64404143
I watched the WSOF card last week and I gaurentee you that this meme Japanese shitfest will be 100% worse than that
>>64404082
>miniature cholo action figure is 1:1 scale
>>64404176
Rizin is the successor of Pride. That automatically gives it more credit than WSOF
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/22/10649690/anthony-johnson-tyrone-spong-shoot-down-bs-rumors-of-blackzilians-demise-mma
![1430608655539[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YoMENzf.jpg "1430608655539[1].jpg")
DIAZ?
EDGAR?
RDA?
ALDO?
>>64404108
thanks m8 deleted 186 as you told
>>64404133
No, marinefag here. Whenever we got word of a piss test i would just drink a gallon of water and resolve to not piss unless it was in the cup. There are few things more excruciating than holding your piss for an extended period of time.
what's the best freakshow MMA fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAl9dpJuPEs
>>64403971
UFC 194 is a great gift-to-self. I'm hoping I can buy myself some new 16oz gloves, we'll see if there's any money left over after xmas shopping/ parties etc. Otherwise orders have been put in for underwear so I can throw the old holey ones away. Exciting stuff. I just always like to hear what other people want/get for xmas. Brings out my inner child.
>>64404272
>deleting 186
>>64404241
>>64404272
186 isn't necessarily bad, but it is headlined by Mighty Mouse (125lb title fight). The comain was lackluster also but there were some good fights on the card too, but its not a card I'm every going to go back and watch through.
>>64404299
For some reason American poster seemed most trustworthy
>>64404323
Actually the only fight really worth watching is the first fight on the maincard of 186.
Also, I forgot to mention 184 is Ronda in the mainevent and holly Holm in the comain, but the card is good overall and the Holm match is the only one not very exciting, but you might want to watch anyway just because it was the fight that got her the title shot.
>>64404323
you dont like 186 because youre a filthy casual
to get into the sport greekbro should watch 186 since its a mustwatch for every fightfan
best divisions: WW/FW
worst divisions: HW/FlyW
>>64404354
>it was the fight that got her the title shot.
Top kek casuals.
FUCK ISIS
>>64404283
Underwear is a staple christmas present. I pity any man that doesnt have a mom/spouse/sister/friend to gift him some good chonies for christmas.
I bought myself this new rain jacket yesterday.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DQYXERI?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00
My gf likes sloths so this here I bought her a bunch of shit with sloths on it. Kind of a weak year as far as buying her gifts, but I nailed it the two previous years so no big deal. Her "big" gift is a sloth onesie pajama type thing called a "Kigurumi"
>>64404354
cool
any vintage ufc cards worth downloading after finishing the current ones?
>>64404384
well I have already 5 cars waiting to download.maybe I would check it afterwards
>>64404241
They are all the same
The worst part about watching streams is getting stupid British commercials stuck in your head
>>64404425
UFC 31
UFC 34
UFC 52
UFC 57
UFC 79
>>64404488
I now know why britain is the way it is now, though. The whole country is addicted to gambling.
>>64403866
Requesting paige dancing webms. Please and thank you.
>>64404496
you're the man
cheers bro
>>64404523
https://www.instagram.com/p/8e6z5RBPR7/
Sexy as fuck
Listen, I like you as a friend but you don't have the skills to be a top level fighter. Not saying you don't work hard or you're lazy, but when I look at you I don't see someone who's capable of competing at an elite level, you just don't have what it takes.
>>64404543
Goddamn tyrone
>>64404596
https://www.instagram.com/p/77DcQsBPdG/
Absolute legend
>>64404575
It's not like Joe was wrong
>>64404015
>5'6
Fucking femlet. Might as well date a 4'10 mexican like jeb
who are the second and third toughest guys around here?
I want you both at the same time.
>>64404543
>>64404615
What does Bryan Callen do? Where does his money come from?
>>64404701
In your ass and mouth huh? Prepare to get dick heemed
So what percentage of /heem/ actually trains? Would joining a kickboxing class help out a chubby guy like me?
>tfw i could heem every here
>>64404758
nah m8 I see people like you everytime and you keep ending up looking like a goof
>>64404761
You can't heem shit, Tony
>>64404031
Her body is great.
>>64404758
looolbud probably goes to every gym in his area to try and win back his Miesha Tate
>>64404758
No just lose weight, why does every fat ass I meet is into bullshit attempts at mma. You don't even have the discipline to lose weight yet alone train, can't just skip levels
>>64404758
It would, no one gives a fuck if you're fat anyway just take the begineer classes and lose some weight.
>>64404771
Do you ever contribute anything useful to these threads? Do you even watch mma or do you just come here to do your epic pranks?
>>64404758
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Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
>>64404715
He has a rich father.
He does a lot of stand up in from of Joe Rogan fans though and he has had some acting parts here and there.
>>64404815
>he actually wrote this post
lmao you autist
>>64404839
Epic
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64404839
its a joe hogan copy pasta my man
>>64404715
>>64404817
Hes a fucking comedian thats been in movies you twats
>>64404848
>>64404855
I was pretending bro
>>64404815
Noice.
>>64404860
Wow dude, you don't have to be tough all the time.
>>64404850
nice meme post
>>64404543
>posting white privileged shitlords
Nice
JRE when?
>>64404701
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
>>64404860
Brendan pls go
Forever
>>64405157
"Technical difficulties"
>tfw I could dismantle everyone here with my rubber guard
THAT DUDE IS A MOTHERFUCKER
>>64405185
They're live in ustream tho
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
this fucking Joe Rogan, man. He's so fucking shit, he can't even get his live podcast to work.
>>64403957
strawweights are not common homosapien
>>64405203
CONOR-PETTIS? THATS A MOTHERFUCKER
IF IM HOMEBOY IM THINKIN I SHOULDNT BE GETTIN LESS THAN 20M A FIGHT
>>64405192
>implying I am not the best at rubber guard from this board. both legs go in the back of my head without using my hands.
>>64403995
those boy hips
*vomit*
>>64404012
it's all relative.
when you compare him to Rockhold, Conor is fucking Walt Whitman.
who is the real meme fighter?
my vote is chuck
>>64405225
>>64405225
IF IM HOMEBOY IM ASKING FOR THAT DIAZ FIGHT THATS THE FIGHT TO MAKE BRO
>crazy shit
>certain drivers for videocards
Joe Rogan confirmed for AMD
man, i listened to the JRE last night when i was going to bed and i got creeped out when they started talking about courtney love, etc
had a spooky nightmare too
>>64404396
Hello after timer
WAKE UP HOE-SAY
>>64405386
Where did I after time faggot?
>>64405107
Thanks lad
>>64405207
this duncan guy is quite insufferable
>>64405207
All of joe's friends are fucking annyoing shitheads
GSP return when? Fedor to UFC when? Brock Vs Fedor when?
>>64405622
>GSP return when?
if it doesn't happen in 2016 then he's never coming back
>Fedor to UFC when?
never. make way more money crushing cans in japanese freakshows
>Brock Vs Fedor when?
never. brock makes way more money doing mandrama
>>64405698
this
>>64405216
R A R E F L A G
A
R
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F
L
A
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>>64403891
Who do you think raped her shit up, /heem/?
>>64405847
here's the twist: it was Pat Barry all along
>>64404018
>Mah nigga Shinya Aoki getting second billing to Fedor
God is real
>tfw heem is dead during christmas
is everyone out with their GFs and family?
>>64405847
she said it was an uncle
for years and years
during prime cunny time
>>64404850
and what's the issue with this
you're literally just saying "all the UFC draws are people who are popular and get a lot of attention from people" no shit you fucking idiot
>>64405919
Nah they're out with YOURS
/snacks&hoez/
>>64405919
>out
Lmao. I'm watching a ONE bunda match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZIsNQG1MM
>>64405944
proper lad
How do you change the camera on Fight Pass?
Or can you not do it on mobile?
>>64405919
im lost in the steam sale desu
>>64405937
Really? Where did she mention this? Do you have a link? Did she mention if she is still in contact with him?
>>64405698
BS desu :(
>>64406006
Can't do if on mobile
>>64406051
Thanks
What's the best way to initiate a fight on da streets?
been trying to dislodge a tiny tonsil stone with cotton swabs for 20 minutes, i keep gagging, snots running like a river from my nose my eyes are watering like fuck, gagging till the point of vomiting
>TFW heemed by a tonsil stone
>>64406103
shove someone off
>>64406103
Pull guard
>>64406121
gargle warm water to loosen it up
>>64406150
What?
>>64406103
Do you want to get stabbed?
>>64406103
call them a name
>>64406181
Educate yourself.
who is the best champ and why its werdum
>>64406121
Tonsil stone?
Man you UK fags really do have pig disgusting mouths
Threadly reminder to train in your bathrobe a minimum of 3x a week.
>>64404082
How long will they have that guys name on the door in the octagon? Forever?
>>64406202
jon jones and mcgoober
>>64406170
its tiny and stuck behind a flap. everytime i touch it with the swab it just seems to make it tighter, ill try again tomorrow
>>64406192
Does this actually work?
so fellas who's getting red panty night next
Sean McCorkle could have easily fucked Megan Olivi here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCTVv8sjuko
>>64406202
Because he has a hilarious sense of humour
It's the same reason I like Joanna
>>64406211
10PJJ is the future of MMA
Ben Saunders will be WW champ by end of 2017 with Alan Jouban as a top contender
Tony Ferguson will be next long reigning LW champion
Chemtrails
>>64406245
Hopefully Nate and then RDA
>>64406285
>hopefully Nate
Stop
>>64406202
>>64406103
Sucker punch nigger style.
>>64406285
>nate
as much as i want nate, it won't happen.
you can't have 2 bullies bully eachother, you need the good guy to cheer for
>>64406202
>>64406303
This is now a Werdum thread
>>64406319
well i dont really think McGoober is going to fight RDA without going through Nate first
>>64406324
>>64406265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWgW833hzOE
>>64406319
>you need the good guy to cheer for
except nobody cheers for the good guy, people cheer for mcgregor
>>64405941
They get attention despite being one dimensional(Rousey,Brock,Mcshit) or not really that good, ergo memes stupid bitch
>>64406352
>>64406366
i want to see nate giving mcgregor the finger
>>64406324
This video is AWESOME
someone posted it here other day
i started to like werdum because of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKI2wHixJl8
>>64406324
>>64406352
Werdum is great
>>64406395
>brazilian humor
>>64406374
aw so you want le ebin multi dimensional super 2deep4u fighter for you to get invested
get the fuck outta here you fucking casual faggot
>>64406395
Werdum time
>>64406424
Thanks for linking this video Brazil, hadn't seen it but it's pretty great so far.
Does it get any better than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
>>64406424
>>64406430
>>64406431
>>64406463
Gotta love the guy, but how do you picture him matching up against a sea-level Cain? It'll definitely be interesting to see what adjustments they both make having fought each other before
Why did Junior Dos Cantos look like shit?
Is bending viable in MMA?
Is there a webm of all of Sage's meme flips?
>>64406521
Because he got off the steroids.
Without steroids, non-blacks are really going to be unable to compete.
>>64406521
Horrible brain damage and off-cycle
>>64406517
I think Cain could take it, but sea level or not Werdum was outclassing him. I don't think the Altitude played that great of an effect in the first round yet even there I'm sure Werdum had an edge and was tagging him. I hope he does win but now Cain knows not to go for that takedown because he could so easily be submitted. Werdum's guillotine in their fight was beautiful.
Why is Valesquez getting a rematch anyway? Is it just because of muh altitude?
>>64406517
Well, to me Werdum is one of the smartest fighters in UFC, if not the smartest
He won against superior fighters just by using his brain, like Fedor and Cain, im pretty sure he is going to think about something when the time comes
>>64406553
It's because of MUH MEXICANS
Dana wants that audience
>>64406517
Cain was landing in some of the exchanges and is the better striker, I think at one point he even knocked him down. It's tough to call but I think Cain will edge it.
>>64406517
He's gonna kill him again
Cain gets destroyed at range because he has no kicks no knees and gets hit all the time
He gets destroyed inside because Werdum is mad strong and has a crazy Thai cleensh
>>64406486
Check out most of the guys videos that made that one. Most of them are very good.
>>64406553
Werdum knew exactly what he was going to do, you can see he smile the exact moment Cain goes for the takedown.
>>64406517
Cain is for sure a legitimate threat. The thing is, though, I thought Werdum did amazingly against him in the first round, before he gassed, which gives me a lot of hope.
Cain had a ton of trouble dealing with that jab, so I'm sure he's going to have prepared for it. On the other hand, Cain's most successful strike was the leg kicks and not his hands, and I can't see Werdum not preparing for those.
>>64406553
Because the HW division is absolutely barren
>>64406632
Cain literally took him down in the first round, into side control, Werdum regained guard, and then Cain stood up
He's the only guy in MMA who Cain would be at a disadvantage to be on top of, its crazy
Its also crazy how he's the #3 Heavyweight of all time and only just won his first world title
>>64406599
Ah thanks lad, I see the Joanna one is there which I've seen linked here but never got round to watching. Will do now
>>64406649
>number 3
Whos better?
>>64406424
Cool vid. Thanks
>>64406666
NICE DIGITS SENPAI
name this file
>>64406424
your welcome, it is an awesome video though, wish it was easier to find the good stuff on youtube
learn to love almieda as well the future BW champ, he will mercy kill the dominator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ucE5XXgj4
>>64406687
Dominick cruz is his native habitat
>>64406687
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
>>64406352
>Cain besides the ISIS guy being very friendly
>Werdum is managed by the ISIS guy
>RDA is managed by ISIS guy
>Frankie Edgar, same thing
>part of the UFC is owned by kebabs
Where were you when you realized the UFC is a terrorist league?
>>64406666
1 Fedor
2 Nogueira
3 Werdum
4 JDS
5 Velasquez
6 Couture
7 Barnett
8 Arlovski
9 Cro Cop
10 Coleman
>>64403891
>tfw no qt rose gf
hold me, /heem/
>>64406786
>>64406835
I'm using FightMatrix, who have a mathematical algorithm for their rankings and shit
Post yours, go on
>>64406786
>forgetting Lesnar
How dumb can you be anon??
>>64406786
>Big Nog that high
>>64406786
1 Fedor
2 Nogueira
3 Cain
4 Lesnar
5 Werdum
Rest don't matter.
>>64406771
Then why don't we see ISIS beheading people via sick guillotine chokes rather than machete?
Who /JackSlack/ here?
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/fightland-presents-the-2015-slacky-awards
>>64406884
He has to be. His resume is better than Fedor's, although he didn't beat him.
>>64406901
hi jack
>>64406901
Thanks jack
>>64406884
>i didn't watch pride
Is this the most skilled crop of champions ever?
>Joanna
>Holly
>DJ
>(soon to be Cruz)
>Conor
>RDA
>Lawler (weakest champ, if only GSP was still around)
>Jones
>Werdum
Ken Shamrock would put every here in the graveyard
>>64406944
Someone is forgetting Nate Diaz the GOAT
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STAND UP FIGHT CAIN
>>64406948
more like Ken Shitmrock
>>64406944
joanna/dj are cancrushers
>>64406994
Ya ain't a real fight fan my man
>>64406441
>I'm the casual
>he enjoys one dimensional memery
Cuck
>>64406859
>>>/mandrama/
>>64406971
WUT WE THROWING SPINNING SHIT NOW? [in robot voice]
>>64407018
>cuck
>using memewords out of context to try to make a point about meme fighters
hello reddit
>>64404850
>>Mcgoober
>Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
You forgot the meme tattoos.
Anyone watching JRE?
>>64407004
joanna/dj will stay at reign until they are too old to fight, i don't like it
>>64407058
i'm listening to the ufc recap atm
>>64404861
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
Sure you were. Sure you were.
>>64407052
>le reddit
>doesn't argue with any of my points
I win I guess
>>64407054
Oops lad. Missed that. He's a seattle vaping memer with an irish accent
Is conduit a "meme" fighter?
>>64407079
i called you a casual faggot for being so assblasted about wanting 2deep4u fighters and all you did was say "cuck"
you're a shitposting memester worse than any meme fighter and you should heem yourself my man
>>64404303
what's the eyepatch in reference to? i've seen it on a few guys now.
>>64407100
Yes, I want mixed martial artists not meme faggots who are one dimensional. All those fags are one dimensional and have one meme quality that is overblown and marketed. It is making mma more mandrama.
>ALDO IS A PUSSY M8
>OI RESPEKT ALDO
Literal mandrama tier shit
>>64406944
>Lawler
>Weakest Champ
Why
>>64407126
>Yes, I want mixed martial artists
you get that as well, do you just not want to hear anything about them before the fights?
just ignore everything until the fight night and there, all you get is mixed martial artists
>>64407126
What fighters do you like then?
>>64407039
>>>>>>>not loving mandrama
>>64404758
Don't listen to this kid. He's just mad bcsuse he doesn't have the balls to train, or he's under age and he can't afford it.
I started out out of shape, never trained martial arts in my life and came out with new friends, new confidence, in good shape, and most importantly learning a valuable life skill. It's perfect for you anon.
>>64407126
Please just go back to mandrama.
Chins that got broken in 2015?
>Aldo
>JDS
>Ronda although she never fought someone capable of consistently hitting her and actually testing her chin
>Pendred?
>>64407172
Bigfoot by Mir and Hunt
>>64407172
I wonder why those chins suddenly broke
>>64407148
>he doesn't get the point
You're a retard
>>64407155
>Rockhold
>Filthy Lawlor
>Aldo
>>64407162
>>64407171
go to asp bitch
>>64407172
Joe Schillling
>>64407210
To what?
>Joe Rogan used to drink his own piss every morning attempting to make himself healthier
>>64407218
ufc 200 baby
>>64407218
UFC 200 probably
>>64407196
>he doesn't get the point
what's your fucking point because you're just complaining about stuff you can ignore.
You want JUST fighting, not fighting + mandrama which is what got the ufc to the size that it is right now
