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December 29 - Rizin Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizin Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
January 16 - Invicta FC 15: Cyborg vs some can
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Dillasnek v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Sea Level Cain
second for dogfight
>>64398803
I can't be the only one who cringes whenever he sees this post
>>64398805
>My vocabulary is derived from Ace Ventura and Adam Sandler
>I do Ace Ventura stuff all the time! Like uhhhhh that dog barking like ahrhrhrh
>>64398820
i kek'd that bravo was really digging for answers, as if he was suspicious schaub was BS'ing and for whatever reason in eddie's drug-addled brain he wanted to force the issue
>>64398834
Was it a good episode? About to watch it
1st for after timers and /heem/ getting 0-2 predictions right on any given fight card.
>>64398793
couldnt eat an apple cuz she was busying eating twinkies.
>>64398843
>tfw only 1 (ONE) correct prediction
>>64398842
meh, keep your trigger finger on the right arrow. there's maybe 20 minutes of fight talk at the start, an hour or two of conspiracy nonsense, and some fight talk at the end
>>64398853
Was Edgy high?
Does anyone have any caps of that guy who was bragging about his $33 to win $3 on Rousey?
That shit still makes me laugh.
>>64398862
Yeah at one point he asks Joe to roll another one and as Joe starts to he's like "Edgy there's one right in front of you already"
Do I make you nervous?
>>64398869
If you're scared get an 11-day Mendes
>>64398868
It was actually $50 to win $7. I called him out on it and he said i'm a wageslave who doesn't appreciate /freemoney/
>>64398853
>implying the conspiracy shit wasn't the best part
Plus they kept just jizzing all over the potential fights rather than really talking the fights themselves that much
>>64398879
That must have been someone else.
Ah actually the guy I'm thinking of parlayed Joanna and Ronda for $33 to win 3.30
I remember it now because he got such shit odds on both of them in the parlay. 20 to 1 on each for a 10 to 1 payout kek
>>64398890
No it's the same person. He had $30 on Ronda to win $3, $10 for her to win by submission to win $2, and another $10 in a parlay with her and Joanna. Funny cause the card had much easier fights to predict with better odds like Hunt heeming Big Chin Silva.
I found an exploitable for you guys
>>64398938
good manga
Did the schaub stream just end?
>>64399003
Been reading it a lot lately.
any other good MMA manga? the only other one I know is All Rounder meguru
also I just think that page is ripe for shops
>mfw only TJ, Mighty Meme, and Robbie kept their belts this year
2015 was the year of AndNew for sure
>>64399056
Why is dj a meme?
>>64399017
shamo and tough are good but aren't as focused on the sport of mma as teppuu.
special mention of boys on the run: not mma, but boxing and feels
>>64399067
depends are they fairly realistic?
>>64399056
TJ and Robbie only fought once
>>64399081
boys on the run is. the other two aren't really.
>>64399063
He's too small for 135
>>64399056
>tfw only manlets kept their belts
jesus
Full Camp Cole Miller could easily beat McGregor
>>64399102
I also heard Holyland is good too
>>64399056
Only Mighty Mouse is safe tbqh.
>>64399056
Don't worry, TJ and Robbie are losing their belts in the next month, thus leaving the boring twitch streaming no draw champ to be champ of the worst division ever created.
>>64399170
Cool
Go Mighty Mouse!
>>64399170
>TJ losing his belt
If Cruz makes it past the 2nd round, I'll fuck my sister on cam
>>64399175
If he makes it to the second week of January lel
>>64398868
Bro, you don't like free money?
>>64399175
Is your sister hot?
Im screencapping rightnow btw
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who would not bust on Arianny's chest
Smh lads desu
>>64399202
big tits are best tits
>>64399202
Yeah I can go and grab a bunch of plastic, cum on them and it would be the same
JRE IS UP
https://youtu.be/i-CuQnbM3MM
https://youtu.be/i-CuQnbM3MM
https://youtu.be/i-CuQnbM3MM
>>64399214
Oh man, Schaub is out of his league with these stoners. You can't go into a situation like that sober. Rookie mistake.
>>64399214
>he didnt watch it live
>>64399214
does he shit on schaub again
>>64399306
No they just talk about conspiracies and gorillas
>>64399307
This is strange and gay
>>64398795
I've been waiting for a long time to finally see Condit become champ but I'm also rooting for Lawler just because he comes to fight and he has an awesome comeback story.
Too bad the UFC doesn't know how to promote fighters like this. They only understand the WWE approach.
>>64399324
Better than the guy who got Ronda tattoed
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://strawpoll.me/6335152
http://strawpoll.me/6335152
http://strawpoll.me/6335152
>>64399372
I like fedor in his prime but him crushing cans just isnt fun and depressing. I will tune into rizn if I find a good stream for morbid curiosity though
Fights of the year lads?
>>64399501
Gonzaga vs Erohkin
>>64399501
Aldo vs. McGregor haha just kidding Aldo got LITERALLY RAPED.
>>64399501
Lawler vs McDonald
when did you realize all hues are roiders?
>>64399501
Lawler McDonald
>>64398838
they look like a bunch of Sims characters
>makes less than sage
@shaunalshatti
For those interested, Nate Diaz got $20k/$20k for his win over Michael Johnson, per FL commission. Rest coming to @MMAFighting shortly.
>>64399501
Lawler/MacDonald 2
>>64399501
1. Lawler vs. MacDonald II
2. Rhonda vs. Holm
3. Cain vs. Werdum
4. Browne vs. Arlovski
>>64399565
>>64399574
>cheekie
lmao
>>64399581
:^)
>>64399501
Lawler vs Macdonald
Jones vs DC
>>64399128
This I'm sick of all these European fighters these guys don't understand hips
>>64399501
Lawler/McD
Maia/Nelson
>>64399501
DC vs Gus
>>64399501
Ronda Holly
Rory Lawler
Jones DC
who /STILL MY BOY/ here?
>>64399755
>jones dc
>fight of the year
>>64399501
Barboza vs Ferguson.
>>64399307
>>64399324
at least it's well done
>these fake fitefans forgetting bermudez vs stephens
>>64399892
Hey toothless, are you still there?
>>64399910
>better than lawler mcdonald II
nope
I was watching fights on Youtube and came across UFC India channel. Has there ever been an instance of two pooinloo in the octagon?
>>64398824
FUARK
>having rory/lawler as FOTY
is was literally them dancing around for probably 17 mins of the fight
browne/arlovski is FOTY
>>64399846
Me.
The next few months are gonna be hard.
>>64399947
Chris?
Or Chris' psychopath brother?
>>64399846
here
still on the team
>>64399846
still on the team. the chris will come back better than ever
>>64399846
Leave it to a bandwagoner to disown their team after a loss. I'm still here, man. The Chris will be back better than ever.
>>64399307
>hopefully you see this
people are really fucking pathetic, desperate cock suckers.
>>64399510
Seconded.
Faggots won't even consider it because Erokhin had a debut and he was robbed IMO.
God dam UFC shills.
>>64400125
Gonzaga edged it out with his takedowns you know it.
Still a great fight either way. They got robbed of their fight of the night honors though
does she have daddy issues?
>>64400151
I think shes pretty cool tbqh
Shes also an anti femenist which gives her bonus points
>>64400151
no doubt in my mind
>>64400151
It's only a matter of time until her and Magana finger blast each other on a fight pass embedded, have faith
>>64400151
She's oozing that mental stability
how can someone be so insecure as to cringe at another man's post? those >cringed replies are the most beta thing i've seen on /heem/, like ever
>>64399307
Fast forward 10 years from now
>Conor is on a 5 fight losing streak entering RIZIN Final Colosseum Altercation Grand Prix
>Got a gut and has cracked welterweight
>Has every "Sailor Jerry" tattoo on him
>Has come out as "occasionally bisexual"
>Dee makes headlines claiming that she was a "fag hag"
>She takes half of his muney
>The rest he blows on drugs
>Too broke, he resorts to using Special K
>Considered taking Krokodil as a substitute
>Rejects his Irish citizenship instead of a Thai one
>Starts losing his hair and makes dreads out of his beard
>Converts to Islam
I loik dat tattoo, it wos a gud oidea at the toim.
>>64399372
>not caring about Fedor forever and always
casuals smdh
>>64398824
Who is this semen demon?
Soooo, Emmanuel Yarborough died.
Could she beat Mayweather?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/21/10641904/ufcs-julianna-pena-allegedly-kicked-victims-in-groin-multiple-times
>>64400258
Anyone who does more then Boxing could beat maywheather
>>64400246
How? Did he get caught by a palm strike again?
>>64400265
Well he was 50 years old and weighed a metric ton, so.
He ate one palm strike too many.
>da bum tss
How do you pronounce "hue"?
>>64399307
top cringe
>>64400280
hway
>>64400280
h(You)
>>64400280
hugh
>>64400280
hoo-é
>>64400280
who-eh
why is scott jorgensen still in ufc /heem/?
Will JDS ever get his confidence back?
He looked really gun shy against the Reem, and he also looked kinda stiff against Miocic, just throwing the same jab to the body or big looping overhand right all the time.
Or is Junior kill?
>>64400381
USADA and Cain took his mojo :(
>>64400381
fake
whites don't rob stores
Why is Cowboy such a cuck?
>>64400280
hwe
I could literally heem anyone in this thread
>>64400457
Fake ass cheap shotting fake respect fake humility bitch
>>64400457
If you choose to stand with me the only thing you'll be trading is your life.
>>64400457
how are you gonna heem anyone while you're on your back?
>>64400480
I would literally butcher you from the bottom. You're stuck in the mud.
>>64400457
Yeah, tell yourself that, kiddo. You know, it's a whole nother ballgame once the cage door is locked. I'm a different animal to all these wimps. Simply put, you are nothing more than a deer in the headlights to me, a silverback that is looking to tear you in half. Say your last prayer now, because you are about to get embarrased on national tv.
ok ive been occasionally browsing /heem/ for a couple of weeks now and ive never seen such a bizarre board. all you guys ever talk about is threatening each other, your weird obsession with joe rogan, and your "waifu". and whenever someone actually does bring up MMA you threaten them aswell. Mods need to clean up this shithole
>>64400485
I'd work your body like it was our honeymoon
>>64400494
are you the same german that saved every heem pasta?
>>64400508
*flicks a jab*
*loads up overhand right*
keep talking like that and i'll send you into next week, boy
>>64400508
heem is pure cancer, but you can't name one single part of 4chan that isn't cancer
>all these wannabe tough guys
If any of you tried to phsically assault me it would not go down well for you. First, I would demand an apology. If you refuse, then I would quietly show you my piece and repeat the request. I am not an animal. I do not engage in fights. If some punk wants to step to me and act like an beast, I will treat him as such and put him down.
>>64400530
nah you'd just sue me
>>64400508
keep it movin guy. id hate to have to ruin your week
>>64400508
Real fight fans are disgusted by the goofs that bring that waifu shit in here.
>>64400508
*tips fedora
If you dont like memes youre in the wrong place
>>64400508
>ok ive been occasionally browsing /heem/ for a couple of weeks now
you said it yourself you fucking casual goof, you're the problem
>>64400530
Sit on my lap
Hello there everyone. I just have a few things to say and I will be on my way. First of all I hate most of you. You all feel so entitled to your opinions and that is absolutely fine. However, your opinions are mostly wrong and you just love whatever new comes your way. I've never seen such a group of useless fucks like yourselves. Now don't think I'm bitter about anything because I give 0 fucks.
Now, I don't hate all of you. Some of you are very good posters and your opinions actually have some value to them. I'm mostly speaking to the majority. You come to this site and whine and complain so much about nothing that actually matters. My open letter to most of you is entitled "Go fuck yourselves".
I realize this is a place to discuss mma. However, you don't need to be such pieces of shit. I cannot come on this website without reading something that is very ignorant or just plain stupid. I honestly wish most of you would just kill yourselves but I digress. If you really gave a shit about this sport you would have thought provoking discussions that would challenge your minds and make you think about things. While this does happen from time to time it does not happen enough.
Every time I come here its about how this champ sucks or how hot this fighter is. Really? This is mma and no one gives a fuck how beautiful you are. You only have to prove how good you are through skill and ability.
So this is my farewell because I'm sure I will get banned for speaking my mind. I wish some of you the best because you know what your talking about and make interesting threads and posts. The rest of you can lick my asshole because your useless pieces of shit that should have been aborted. If not aborted than Christopher Reeve should have at least sucked all your cells out of your body so he could have fought Gene Hackman to the death. Anyway south park references aside, my point is I hate you all. You all have a wonderful life being bitter and petty and I will continue giving 0 fucks.
>>64400457
Serbian ninja, danish ninja. Represent your shit homeboy. I'm right here.
To everyone that makes jokes about drug testing not doing anything, how do you explain all the changed physiques since the USADA testing began? Obviously they can't catch anything, but it has clearly some something to clean up the sport.
>>64400603
>all the changed physiques since the USADA testing began
who's though?
>>64400603
whos physique has changed?
>>64400613
>>64400616
>who's
>whos
>>64400629
i didnt ask who is physique changed. im asking whos physique changed
>>64400647
The word you're looking for is 'whose', big guy
>>64400654
>whose
Huh, I never knew about this. Go figure.
>>64400647
He's one of the dumb Chads, my burger friend. He meant "whose"
>>64400613
Shameful
>>64400667
Im tired
>>64400603
maybe they do more cardio
>>64400654
what does aldo have to do with this
>>64400680
Sure you are, big guy.
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres 2 who is going to win?
Is Matt Mitrione going to heem Browne?
I don't see it going any other way.
>>64400727
Is he the one who just got cucked by Ben Rothwell?
>>64400738
Yes
http://youtu.be/TPUNv-1O38c
>>64400717
no one cares
so basically, all you guys do is sit here and insult each other until the next fight happens?
>>64400784
We're trying to be the change we want to see in the world.
Fite me 1v1
>>64400784
two questions about fights were just asked that you ignored
>>64400784
post ur rumblr klaus
>>64400784
Piss off pussy you don't know shit about /heem/ or fightan
I'll kill you, not fight you but literally kill you
>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
>Worst Chin Of The Year:
>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
>>64400727
Hopefully. I want him to say it was for Schaub in the post-fight interview with Rogan. How great would that be?
>>64400823
but schaub beat him
>>64400809
>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
Ronda Rousey
>Worst Chin Of The Year:
Jose Aldo
>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
Joe Riggs
>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
Edcuck Taverdyan
>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
Dunno
>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
PVZ
>>64400571
Can you do this?
>>64400766
Even tho I think it has its flaws, the Diaz bros combination of high end ground game and mexican style volume boxing is my all time favorite.
Both Diaz' going all Alexis Arguello on Gomi before subbing him makes for the best fights imo.
Also, do they have any other coach apart from Cesar (BJJ) and Perez (Boxing)?
>>64400809
>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
Dana
>Worst Chin Of The Year:
Bigfoot
>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
JDS
>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
Once ever Honda
>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
Luke "pretends to cry b/c people think that's what you should do when you win a belt/are you kidding me? Won the belt at 94" Rockhold
>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
Gunner Nelson
What was unironically the worst judging decision of the year?
>>64400809
>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
daniel cormier
>Worst Chin Of The Year:
chad mendes
>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
tony ferguson
>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
ronda
>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
NO GAY JESUS
>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
weidman
>>64400837
They're buds now, though. And Schaub says he was Matt's only friend on TUF 10.
>>64398795
>>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
Ronda Rousey
>>Worst Chin Of The Year:
Chad Mendes
>>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
Bethe Correia
>>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
Edmond Tarverdyan
>>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
Charles Oliveira last week
>>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
Fedor
>>64400862
schaub vs arlovski
who is the best female athlete in the ufc who you truly don't think has ever taken steroids
>>64400895
>2014
>>64400899
Rose
>>64400855
>>64400866
>Ronda had a bad gameplan
casuals pls
Ronda tried to take her down multiple times, she simply couldn't do it most of the times, and even when she managed to get Holly to the mat, she couldn't armbar her. After she lost the clinch game, she had nothing cause her standup has always been massively overrated. Her plan failed
Educate yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8FKKxM3OpE
>>64400903
Tbf it was such a bad decision that it transcends linear time.
>>64400899
rose
>>64400851
Nick has some russian guy who does Sambo with him, saw it in Primetime
not sure about Nate
>>64400907
She tried standing with her until she realised she was a shit boxer and then had no answer when her meme judo didnt work
>>64400839
this
I'd say Pfister is at least as ugly as Riggs though, if not more
>>64400809
>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
Ronda Rousey
>Worst Chin Of The Year:
Jose Aldo
>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
n/a
>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
Edmond
>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
n/a
>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
PVZ or Chad Mendes
>>64400866
>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
>weidman
nah, still ronda
>>64400923
can someone post her butt
>>64400930
Yet his gf is decent.
What is Pfisty's secret?
>>64400930
Wut
Pfister has a jaw like Pat Tillman. His JUST hair fucks with him a bit but he's not ugly.
>>64400947
Rebook money
>>64400926
Well you need to stand with someone before you initiate a clinch, her headlocks and shit. She can't just dash with open arms trying desperately to grapple, she would get KOed even faster.
She tried headlocks quite some times, one time she grabbed Holly's hand, she did try to use her judo to get it to the mat. Holly just got away and countered the moves Ronda use very well, Fias Zahabi explained it in detail.
So her gameplan was not the problem, the problem is how she couldn't put her on the mat, which is more about her skills, or the lack of them.
>>64400947
You said you have a gf too. What is your secret? And is she a fite fan?
>>64400947
I don't know senpai, I wish I knew
>>64400947
he's packing a beer can thick cock
>>64400923
This isn't the same Rose that beat Paige is it
>>64400968
I'm a serbian ninja. Thats my not-so-secret secret. No gril can resist that. And yes, she is. We're spending NYE watching RIZIN.
>>64400986
does she support animal abuse?
>>64400986
It's probably the skinny jeans?
>>64400947
/hightest/
Pfister's gf is a solid 7.
>>64400994
>>64400990
Perhaps. Now you guys know what you have to do to get a fite fan gf.
>>64401005
Firstly, I need to improve my rhetoric skills so that I can be slick with the words like Nate
>>64401005
Small problem. I fancy myself as kicking specialist but I worry the skinny jeans would limit mobility. How am supposed to kick the shit out of helpless animals with a full rom while wearing such tight fitting clothing?
>>64401020
Well, you see thats the problem. Kicking isn't really /ninja/, as we've seen. You're not even encouraged to check kicks. I suggest just get a pig and or pony and mid-kick the shit out of it.
>>64401019
How to achieve Nate-level rhetoric? I think you're way to coherent for that. Consider shoving crayons up your nose. I think that will achieve the "209 WHAT" dialectic.
>>64399501
1. Lawler vs. MacDonald
2. Arlovski vs. Browne
3. Gaethje vs. Palomino I
4. Ferguson vs. Barboza
5. Werdum vs. Velasquez
YOU DID IT BABYGIRL
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450617529146.webm
Who will win and in which way?
>>64401159
Condit via movement
>>64401159
condit by decision
>>64401159
Condit via UD.
>>64401159
Condit via 4th round stoppage
>>64401159
lawler by tko. condit is very overrated tbf
>>64400809
>>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
Dana
>>Worst Chin Of The Year:
Brendan Schaub
>>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
Ronda without makeup
>>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
that girl who decided to run straight into Ronda's clinch
>>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
don't care
>>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
Paige van Zant
>>64401159
Condit catches Lawler with something crazy or Lawler wrecks him. Condit will not be able to just stand in trade with Robbie.
>>64401159
Hopefully Lawler
Gonna rewatch MaCDonald/Lawler now
>>64401159
Lawler by blood sacrifice
>>64400381
>mfw antigun cucks
>>64401004
you mean a 0 she's asian
http://youtu.be/th-7-AGN-fQ
>lawler the living meme beating Condit
nice prediction lads
>>64400809
>>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
Luke Rockhold
>>Worst Chin Of The Year:
Chad Mendes
>>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
Tony Ferguson
>>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
Cat Zigano
>>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
In recent memory - Charles Oliveira
>>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
Ronda Rousey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSc1CFITVA
>>64400809
>Worst MMA Personality Of The Year:
daniel cormier
>Worst Chin Of The Year:
alistai overeem
>Ugliest Fighter Of The Year:
ferguson
>Worst Game Planner Of The Year:
ronda rousey +her team
>Worst Post Fight Speech Of The Year:
tony ferguson
>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
jose aldo
>>64401247
>you will never drink coffee and shoot the shit with Robin Black
jdimsa
>>64401301
He's a tryhard faggot
>>64400978
of course it is. she went full retard and cut all her hair off and killed her marketability massively
>>64401315
>best troll of the year
>killed her marketability
>>64401312
You can say what ever you want about him, his glam rock days are evident. He has the rogan-sih shtick to get the mandrama fans in.
But his fight analysis is top fucking notch. You have to give credit to the guy who predicted Holm to beat Rousey.
>>64401321
no one except the autistic wonders on here know or care about that
casuals just see some ugly buzzcut bitch
>>64401315
Maybe she wants to get fake hair like black women.
>>64401329
Relax bro I know you enjoy his fashion. It was a prank.
>>64401345
>I lost all interest in watching Rose fight because she shaved her head
Grow up.
When do we see a Tai Chi fighter in the UFC?
>>64401356
I don't actually, but thanks for a sterling conversation.
>>64401365
I havent, just saying what casual retards think
theres a reason paige STILL has more hype than rose despite being exposed as a shit fghter
who does overeem fight next?
>>64401403
Werdum
>>64401370
Kiai is better you don't even have to touch your opponent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl1KEDMCQw8
>no christmas fight card
>>64401465
>no mike goldberg wishing me a merry christmas
>>64401370
Why is always a pudgy middle aged white guy?
Where does new moot live? Where is he that it's so cold?
>>64401475
wherever there is money there is a pudgy middle aged white guy
>>64401471
>HE LIT HIM UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE JOE
Who is the worst female striker in the UFC?
>>64401500
valentina <3
>>64401500
I swear she has better striking then half of /heem/
>>64401514
*than
>>64401514
why strike when you are the Michael Jordan of jiu jitsu?
>>64401345
Still pretty
>>64401295
>>Most Overrated Fighter Of The Year:
>jose aldo
This
>>64401500
Travis brown? Jk
>>64401519
Thanks
>>64401522
scottie pippen?
Is anyone still on The Team?
>>64401500
So these actresses get their role based on how extreme they get with their depraved sex acts with the Jew producers?
Because it certainly isn't on talents or even looks at this point.
