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December 29 - Rizing Fighting World Grand Prix 2015
December 31 - Rizing Fighting Federation 2
January 2 - UFC 195: JUST BLEED
January 17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly v Cruz
January 29 - Bellator 148: Koscheck v Secor
January 30 - UFC on Fox 18: Rumble v Bader
February 6 - UFC 196: Werdum v Cain 2: Electric Boogaloo
>tfw no UFC until 2016
good thread
>look at cro cop's UFC profile
>Did you go to college and if so what degree did you earn? Yes.
>>64352288
>>64352291
good first
>>64352304
Is he fighting again?
>>64352269
lmao what a manlet
Conor's key to his eventual move up to WW after he's run through LW
>>64352325
if only
but no, his UFC profile is still around, although he tested negative for an USADA test.
"Filipović was expected to face Anthony Hamilton on 28 November 2015 at UFC Fight Night 79.[83] However on November 10, it was announced that Filipović had pulled out of the fight and abruptly announced his retirement.[84] Subsequently on 11 November 2015, the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) notified both Mirko Cro Cop and the UFC that he has been provisionally suspended due to a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation. The following day in a statement Filipović confirmed that he had used human growth hormone for his shoulder injury and had admitted this to the UFC.[85] On November 25, Filipović was suspended for two years by USADA retroactive to November 9, 2015."
>>64352269
>UFC pls offer me the right one
MMADigest update: https://youtu.be/cGnGOy5ngWA
>yfw Conor gets Stockton slapped back down to 145
>yfw Conor gets Jersey Shore'd back to Ireland
>>64352361
Oh fuck man hes done. Sad
Nobody on /heem/ has the balls to call me out. Feels good man.
>>64352363
We're coming up on the end of the GO BIG season, so perhaps the next season's press conference will basically just be "Who gets to bang with McGreggs?", with a big spinning wheel and everything
>>64352084
People compare Edmond to this guy, but did Count Chocula ever tweet shit like that? I thought people hated him cause of his shitty corner advice and that smug face he always has.
>>64352406
>call you out
You're a literal who. One fight with me would change your bum life. Get some wins under your belt before you put my name in your mouth again.
>>64352406
Shut up Martin, I'd beat you worse than Big Rigg did
>>64352406
I thought you were already out 2bh
>>64352414
He talked mad shit in interviews. And derided other fighters.
Heard he was a little bitch on TUF as well.
The comparison is both of them are chumps that were fortunate to be blessed with top tier athletes and are riding those coattails to success.
>>64352414
He's a smug dickhead who got lucky a clearly special talent like McGregor fell into his lap. SBG have a terrible track record in the UFC outside of him.
Is Conor a pikey?
>>64352404
let us embask in his glorious liver and headkicks
Now that the year's over we need to know the amount of
>decisions
>t/ko's
>submissions
And all that other shit
>>64352473
pikey, irish, whats the difference
>>64352473
Sorry about Gunnar
I want to see someone interviewing Khabib, asking normal questions, and then suddenly ask him what should happen to a person who leaves islam, or what he thinks of sharia law.
>>64352517
41 main events
11/41 were decisions (incl Silva/Diaz, now NC)
11/41 first round finishes (9 in the first half of rd)
15/41 were title fights (incl interim, McG v Mendes)
10/26 non-title fights went longer than 3 rounds (3/10 were finished in the 4th or 5th)
9/30 finishes were via submission
Of the 11 decisions, 3 were split
145 had the most main events with 7
Men's 135 had the fewest with 1 (TJ v Barao 2)
By division: 125 had 3 main events. Men's 135 had 1. 145 had 7. 155 had 2. 170 had 6. 185 had 6. 205 had 5. HW had 6. Women's 115 had 2. Women's 135 had 3.
Latest (DJ v Horiguchi) finish in UFC history
Earliest (Aldo v McGregor) finish in UFC title fight history, breaking, by one second, the record set earlier in the year (Rousey v Zigano)
Two fighters in 3 main events, Rousey and McGregor
5 Rematches (incl one trilogy fight, Hendo v Belfort)
1 doctor stoppage, Condit v Alves
>>64352509
The Igor headkick was sickening. That KO was just brutal.
>>64352441
>>64352430
I would literally butcher you from the bottom, Chad
who thought moose vs bisping was a good idea?
>Knockout of the Year
Holly Holm
>Submission of the Year
Benson Henderson
>Fight of the Year
Robbie Lawler vs Rory Macdonald 2: Just Bleed Edition
>>64352361
as you can read in your quote they dont even have the test result, they suspended him off of his own claim
>>64352647
i still can't believe he quit in the 5th round, i wonder if it would have made a difference if lawler wasn't blatantly roiding
>>64352572
Cro cop KOing Igor and soccer kicking Yoshihisa was so sickening, burtal yet so great at the same time
God bless his indestructible legs.
>>64352718
>Rory is clean
>>64352720
Cro Cop could crush melons between his thighs
Literally the proto-Holly Holm. Straight left counters, high kicks, big thighs.
>>64352647
>Submission of the year
Gotta say Werdum vs Cain
>>64352752
>>64352718
>he'd rather watch fighters off roids
so I take it you enjoyed JDS vs Reem
>mfw this interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OcpWnKbsSw
>american ninja
>ninja gaiden
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
STOP DOUBTING ME
Fight of the year - Lawler/MacDonald II
Fighter of the year - Conor McGregor
>>64352831
Fight Freddy and I'll stop.
>>64352774
there shouldn't be any steroid rules, momchil
>>64352832
>fighter of the year
>not Nate Diaz
cmon now
>>64352564
Thanks Reddit!
>>64352779
>Referee told him to stop talking to him
What the hell? Why?
>>64352902
people cant handle the stockton banter. Nick has been warned several times
>>64352902
I thought the ref warned him about throwing open hands
Hey pussy, are you still there?
>>64352779
>land of the free
>>64352549
>mfw seeing that tat
>>64352406
don't fuck with this website, it's happened twice that I'd make a post and someone will reply adressing me by my actual first name
It's not rare but it's not Pedro or one of those, I think I got literally hacked.
>>64352960
couldnt handle the stockton slap
>>64352902
The ref said that he could see johnson starting to cry so he didn't want nate to further hurt his feelings
>>64353012
Pablo?
>>64352406
when will you stop these fucking one liners to get replies you fucking goof
>>64353063
no, sven
>>64353012
relax Carlos
So how fucking satisfying was Nate memeing like it was the days of old last night
Highlight of the card for me desu senpai
>>64353066
That is the essence of /heem/. When threads get slow just starting throwing out b8 until you catch something.
>>64353078
>sven
are you inside my computer right now gonzalez?
>>64353012
Dont step out of line then Esteban
>>64353100
nah its fucking annoying
ive been watching this dane for months posting JUST one liners and not posting anything else
>>64352902
I'm pretty sure under the unified rules you aren't supposed to talk at all in the octagon. You technically aren't supposed to yell for any reason because the ref may see it as a verbal submission if he/she believes you are are compromised.
>>64353137
That man up and fight him, faggot
What's next for Miesha?
>>64353084
Got real pumped up in the middle of the night thanks to Nate going full stockton
Yeah I'm here
>>64353158
nosejob
>>64353160
how could that guy eat so many 1 2s and not go down?
>>64353180
The Diaz brothers are the only fighters in the UFC with less power in their hands than bisping
>>64353172
>>64353158
porn
You are just the fakest person. I actually admire that you can actually be this fake, and like, when the TV comes on, how you can just change. It's like you're a chameleon. It's awesome.
>>64353195
Nah, Nick has power in his hands.
>>64353209
>>64353217
>April 2, 2004
Hey, listen. I'm a professional. That fact that you're a pu**y --
>>64353244
I'm not saying he is a KO puncher, but he has power.
>>64353249
>pu**y
It's unbelievable how fake you can really be. Like, you are just such a f**king pussy. My god, it is amazing. It is amazing.
>>64353263
Yes m8, this argument is done. We know Diaz literally has some power in his punches.
>>64353146
You'd be wrong. McGregor stays talking in the ring, both Diaz brothers talk in every fight they have and this is the first time Ive ever heard of a ref saying anything.
Even if it was a rule it's not enforced often if ever.
But, you know, hats off to you. You've got a great P.R. person, they do a great job with training you because you are just terrible.
>>64353214
pussy
>>64353285
Yet another argument won. Dont fucking act up again or I'll heem you
>>64352341
Had this done to me in highschool hurt like a motherfucker
>>64352779
Has Nate always sounded like this? He sounds a little slurry.
You're the f**king scum of the earth. You are a terrible human being, but you can sure turn it on, huh?
Thank you.
God, you f**king ---
>>64353328
yeah pretty much
>>64353320
What is the thing they inject?
>>64352341
how much does this cost? manlet here
PHUC DAT
>>64353334
Honestly I think DC has a good chance of winning Jones in the rematch
He's pretty damn good now, his wrestling will probably give him a little advantage too even though Jones looks jacked now
what does vaginas feels like?
>>64353320
And now you're 5'7? Good for you man
>>64353401
Like warm apple pie.
>>64353320
In spain they just inject short kids with growth hormone
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your f**king face
>>64353401
A mans anus
Any chance of Conor fighting 3 times in 2016?
>>64353320
Its a metal rod used separate the bone
>>64353403
6'2 actually, only had it done to one leg because they were different lengths which made me walk with a noticeable limp
---
>>64353431
this shitty humor got to me
>>64353438
unless he gets fucked up, big chance
>>64353401
Like the inside of your cheek.
>>64353428
I would LITERALLY kill you
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that, right?
You could never kill me.
Oh, I bet you I could.
Then you should try, Jon. You really should try, Jon.
I would literally kill you if you spit in my face.
Yeah, let's try that, Jon.
Literally kill you.
Let's try that, Jon.
I'm not saying I would fight you. I said I would kill you if you did some silly s**t like that.
Jon, do you think I'm just going to sit there and let you kill me, Jon? I mean really?
>tfw Cerrone didn't have that cheetah speed last night
>>64353531
Jon meant he would shoot him
Daily reminder Wilder's weakness is white bois and Tyson Fury will knock his ass out to become the undisputed champion of the world
>>64353531
fat nigger is gonna die lol
>>64353066
Calm down Jan
>>64353531
Cracks me up every time.
>>64353553
Wilder is a bum
What would Cerrone's career have been like if he was straightedge?
>tfw you let down your dying grammy
>>64353623
>dying grammy
worry.jpg
>>64352269
Why do the Irish have such an inferiority complex? Is it because they've been cucked by England their whole existence?
Serious question, it's for my anthropology essay
>>64353600
he better not do anything too extreme, if something goes wrong in the wilderness/on a mountain/ocean he'll quit
>>64353137
I'm not even that Dane but stay triggered xDD
Just when you thought shercuck couldn't get any worse they added an upvote system
>>64353563
>>64353686
I would kill you and I would kill you fast
>>64353673
That board is slow as fuck
>>64353582
Yes, povetkins going to make short work of him. I forgot povetkin was going to fight him before anyone else
Still, gonna get cucked by a white boi
>>64353686
>implying there are two danes here
lmao
>>64353319
You didn't win any argument. You made a tangential comment to mine that I agreed with. You didn't refute anything I said.
>>64353319
You rekt him.
I can change anyone here's bum life
>>64353701
Kek seruoisly?
>>64353739
AJ gonna cuck all the white bois in the heavyweight division
WAKE UP JOSE
>>64353860
what a god damn embarrassing loss
>>64353623
>>64353858
lel no, he needs more experience
>>64353328
a little bit more than usual here.
>>64353742
Hold da kæft, Jesper
>>64353938
Passa dig jävligt noga, Preben.
>>64353938
>>64353959
>skadi banter
Why aren't they taking bets for RIZIN?
Post a Mixed Martial Arts (UFC) fighter with a better eye color
>>64353997
>taking bets on fixed fights
would she beat karolina cabbage?
imagine what conor would do to cerrone with cerrones weak mind
Why does Khabib never fight?
>>64354318
He's already in cerrones head from the go big conference.
>>64354206
How basic am I for liking her?
Shes such a qt
>>64354359
He has the bones of an eagle, hence his nickname.
>>64353012
jorge, you're the 13cm penis guy who shits up /int/
gas yourself
>>64354318
>jumps off a cliff
>shits his pants in fights
>>64353531
>>64352779
god he's a fucking retard
THEY ALL WANNA FIGHT ME
NONE O DEM WANNA FIGHT ME
lmao
Cerrone doesn't have a belt for his Grandma and he's probably got brain damage from fighting so much
Nobody actually thinks Conor can beat RDA do they? I wouldn't even be surprised to just see RDA tko him without grappling. it would be a slaughter.
>>64354476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGgVFAQRVyk
pls dana
>>64353997
Because the Yakuza would get right up in their shit and it would be Pride v.2 fast forward all over again.
>>64354543
Just like Aldo, right?
>>64354425
which means?
>>64354543
im sure you thought jds would smash overeem too
>>64354543
does anyone care about rda? i literally don't even want to see him fight again.
>>64354543
>Nobody actually thinks Conor can beat Aldo do they?
>>64354359
he's cucked by his knees
>>64354543
hurr durr i'm a retard
people said literally the exact same with aldo for 2 years
>>64354614
Pettis fan detected. He's a beast.
>>64354655
got 'em
>>64354655
RDA would demolish Mcgoober. It wouldn't even be close.
>>64352779
3:50 to 4:10 is gold
>>64354543
remainder that connor actual weight is 180
>>64354660
i actually don't like pettis personality wise i think he's a douche, i just don't care about rda literally don't know why
@64354693
herf def dfnenfifewifj
Dustin Poirier will destroy this Colin McGregar dude, he's all just hype and he's only beaten cans
>>64354396
she's bad and you should feel bad for liking her
>>64354544
Why do you all rag on him? He's literally just a kid. A literal teenager in all his mannerisms.
>>64354607
He's a fragile young lad
>>64354544
is he actually a human?
>>64354780
literally what
>>64354611
Nope, I only missed the WMMA fight last night. I thought randa moving to tristar full time would pay off but she really didn't show much improvement.
>>64354359
why is she so perfect ?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz8BSrMG4c0
>2:36
HE IS STILL MY COWBOY
Imagine Sage as your waiter. He would legitimately weird me out.
>>64354835
What didn't you get?
i despise the retarded Diaz brothers although they are a useful symbol for america; ugly, dumb, wannabe niggers and mexican.
>>64354988
stop posting anytime
>>64354988
This isn't your blog
>>64354988
I am proud to have Nate Diaz as the representative of America.
He is our new Chris Weidman.
>>64354988
Why do you discuss MMA when you literally have 0(zero) fighters in the organization?
>>64354932
i've never met any human being that acted like sage outside of seeing videos of cult members
he certainly doesn't remind me of a typical teenager
>>64354432
I don't go to int, it's nothing but generals and cuckery bait, it's insufferable
>>64355100
>0 fighters
>>64354988
If he was black and muslim, I'm sure you'd like him more.
You're no ninja.
>>64355100
why do you post on this board when it's Japanese?
>>64354432
>going to /int/
that place is a shithole
what happened to Moose Sassy?
>>64355156
I don't see anyone here speaking Japanese numbnuts
@64355188
owned by a jap, is it not?
>>64352269
What a nigger.
>>64355175
He was memed by Uriah Hall
>>64355243
Also, good afternoon /heem/
>>64355100
d-do you get to discuss mma if you've had fighters in the organization before?
>>64355297
Of course
In the B thread
>>64354544
No offense but if you don't find him bizarre you lack interpersonal/emotional intelligence.
>"He thinks he's the ninja? I'm the ninja! Ninja gaiden. American ninja, real motherfucking ninja. This ninja martial artist, right here! I started that shit, that shit came from Stockton".
So /heem/, what have you done today to become a better ninja?
![030915-oktoberfest-034[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UdYAj0R.jpg "030915-oktoberfest-034[1].jpg")
aldo seems awfully happen on his insta
maybe it took some weight off his shoulders
>Wife's son wants me to take him to see the new Star Wars when I just finished downloading last night's fightnight
Not tonight kid.
>>64355103
You clearly don't hang around lots of teenagers.
>>64355366
what have you done today to become a better ninja?
Nobody seems to notice me.
._.
>>64355175
He was exposed as the medicore fighter he is
>tfw prime JDS is kill
>>64355610
Cain beat it out of him.
>>64355579
>How to spot a casual: the post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrzauvnpP0
>hey Luke, is this belt fake?
>g-good job
>>64355610
''prime'' is not a real thing, either you are good or you get better
being out of your prime means you didnt progress while everyone did
>she will never give you JOI in polish
https://www.instagram.com/p/_ePpCyoCA8/
>>64355676
or just ageing you know...
>>64355684
Such an ugly language.
>>64355610
HW is literally a coin toss. No one stays champ for more than 2 fights.
who /stocktoncash/ here?
>>64355703
yeah im sure jds was the only one ageing
>>64355658
Are you triggered?
>>64355665
>luke rojo
>>64355676
Absolutely wrong.
Fighters have two scales. Their physical ability and their knowledge and experience.
The physical ability peaks and then comes down as fighters get older while their experience grows.
A fighter's prime is when those two meet to crate the best time for that fighter.
>>64355676
lol you're an idiot"
>fighters dont age!
>>64355730
Nah, i can't be triggered by danes.
>>64355726
I was just refering to your argument about prime
>>64355754
lmao you dumb
>>64355771
yeah overeem is still 21 right
go repost this on reddit bud
>>64355721
I asked you to paypal me some o dat pham. Help a nigga out.
>>64355366
I know Nate clearly wants his red pantie night but he's the only person on that list ah booms who really deserves it. Conor jacked the Diaz brothers' swag.
>>64355834
Excellent argument. Heem yourself my man.
>>64355684
Do you think you could learn Polish in a week?
>>64355493
>not putting the file on your phone and watching while driving them to the cinema
step up senpai
>>64355493
>Wife's son
lmao what a chuck
What did you do today to train mewvment?
>>64355995
>>64356046
>taking this bait every time
>>64353158
my benis
>>64356205
>being this new
I was pretending bro
>>64356229
>>64356199
You don't train movement. You live it. Movement is the essence of our universe. It transcends literally everything that makes up the living world. Movement isn't something you train. It is a state of consciousness.
*smacks lips profusely in anticipation of duffy poirier*
>>64356283
>>64355493
Seriously though there's nothing wrong with raising another man's child.
I was raised by a single divorcee, I only saw my father once a week.
Stepping in as a father figure and dramatically improving the life of a child is an honorable thing to do.
>>64356368
Those elbows are illegal
>>64356355
I've for a bad feeling about that fight. It being a three rounder changes the dynamic of it completely I think.
>>64356391
What elbows? There is only bunda
>>64356368
>this is considered a good ass by white people
>>64356390
>Stepping in as a father figure and dramatically improving the life of a child
And dramatically reduces the quality of your own.
>>64356390
>Seriously though there's nothing wrong with raising another man's child.
>>64356458
>black """""people"""" confirmed for only enjoying amorphous cottage cheese blob asses
Tight little fit butts are the best.
>>64356390
i will temporarily step in but only if it's a little girl
